Fortune Kooky.

[mwbeeler]

It’s a pun. Get over it.

Post a period; I'll open a fortune cookie for you and spoiler your fortune.

At 107 calories each, this could get ugly.

[Taliesin Hoyle]

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[mwbeeler]

Taliesin Hoyle wrote:

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Spoiler:

You have a yearning for perfection. Your lucky numbers are: 1, 4, 9, 16, 25, and 36

[Kruelaid]

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Did you get a bag of them or something?

[mwbeeler]

Kruelaid wrote:

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Spoiler:

Never precede any action or maneuver with the words, “Watch this!” Your lucky numbers are: 9 and 11.

Kruelaid wrote:

Did you get a bag of them or something?

(b) (As you are in China, consider your lucky numbers to be 1 and 20 instead.)

[Grimcleaver]

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[mwbeeler]

Grimcleaver wrote:

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Spoiler:

Dire peril awaits: Under no circumstances should you follow the directions on this fortune! Your lucky number is: 13.

[Kobold Catgirl]

This thread is totally lame. I hate fortune cookies.

[mwbeeler]

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

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Spoiler:

It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue. Your lucky number is: H

[Cosmo]

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[Taliesin Hoyle]

MC Frontalot's It is Pitch Dark.

[mwbeeler]

Cosmo wrote:

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Spoiler:

Every exit is an entrance to new experiences. Your lucky numbers are: 1, 0, and 69.

[Adam Daigle]

Victorian England

[niel]

. 'Fortune favors the prepared' and I am prepared to be fortuned.

[Trey]

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[mwbeeler]

niel wrote:

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Spoiler:

When confronted by a difficult problem, you can solve it more easily by reducing it to the question, "What would Keanu do?" Your lucky number is: 55

[mwbeeler]

Trey wrote:

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Spoiler:

There are no answers, only cross references. Your lucky numbers are: 000, 100, and 401.

[mwbeeler]

Daigle wrote:

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The Zombie Apocalypse approaches. Do you know where your towel is? Your lucky number is: 42

[Trey]

mwbeeler wrote:

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lol too true :D

[mwbeeler]

I was being flippant at the time (I mean, no...obviously these are all predetermined specifically for each recipient by some advanced prognostication device/entity), but now I wish I had used 69,105 for Kobold’s number.

[Kobold Catgirl]

mwbeeler wrote:

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

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That's it, I'm killing him. I'll use...a Halberd.

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

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[The Jade]

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[mwbeeler]

The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:

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Spoiler:

A truly wise man will not cook bacon in the nude. Your lucky numbers are 45, 25, 1, 13, 29, and 3.

[mwbeeler]

The Jade wrote:

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Spoiler:

Constant grinding will reduce an iron rod to a steel needle. Your lucky number is 10.

[Tobus Neth]

Fortune Kooky

Spoiler:

A long lost thing will be found. Your unlucky numbers are 13-45-67-98-12-2-4-and anything with a 0 in it avoid these numbers at all cost.

[The Jade]

mwbeeler wrote:

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Been looking through my window again?

[mwbeeler]

The Jade wrote:

Been looking through my window again?

Oddly enough, that one wasn't me (Shiny's original fortune was real too, but I had to change it because it seemed too rude coming from me, despite being one of my favorite pieces of advice):

“It's better to remain silent and be thought stupid than to open your mouth and forever remove all doubt.”

[mwbeeler]

Tobus Neth wrote:

Horning in on my action! Oh yeah? (anything with a 0 in it, rofl)

Spoiler:

A woman in a pantsuit will take away your breath today. Your lucky numbers are 5 and 7.

[The Jade]

mwbeeler wrote:

The Jade wrote:

Been looking through my window again?

Oddly enough, that one wasn't me (Shiny's original fortune was real too, but I had to change it because it seemed too rude coming from me, despite being one of my favorite pieces of advice):

“It's better to remain silent and be thought stupid than to open your mouth and forever remove all doubt.”

But we were still calling me an dedicated onanist, right?

Hey, I'm not arguing. The hair on my palms is getting caught up in the keyboard keys as I type this.

[Tarren Dei]

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[mwbeeler]

Tarren Dei wrote:

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Spoiler:

You will always have as much as you have at present. Your lucky numbers are 36, 39, 41, 28, 8, and 21.

[Heathansson]

I cook bacon in the nude. It builds character, in a liddyesque sorta way.

[The Jade]

Heathansson wrote:

I cook bacon in the nude. It builds character, in a liddyesque sorta way.

Yeah... I like to leave my finger over the candle flame just a little too long too.

[Heathansson]

Finger?

[Shenzoe]

. WTF?

[Tarren Dei]

I eat all the food on my plate one type of food at a time starting with the least appetizing and working my way up to the most appetizing.

[Tarren Dei]

What? I thought we were revealing what freaks we were.

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Hey, don't look at me like that!! Heathy cooks bacon in the nude!! He's nuts, man.

[mwbeeler]

The Jade wrote:

But we were still calling me an dedicated onanist, right?

I only prognosticate, I leave the disentanglement to the recipient!

[Adam Daigle]

mwbeeler wrote:

Daigle wrote:

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Very appropriate! Thanks, brother!

[mwbeeler]

Shenzoe wrote:

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Spoiler:

Smile, it makes the world wonder what you are up to. Your lucky numbers are 2, 7, 18, 28, 1, and 8.

[mwbeeler]

Tarren Dei wrote:

I eat all the food on my plate one type of food at a time starting with the least appetizing and working my way up to the most appetizing.

That's actually pretty smart. Get the yucky foods out of the way. My only question is this: Why are you eating food you hate?

Did I mention your fortune could be interpreted as a curse?

Hope Tobus is ok after the "pantsuit" incident. Ugh. Pantsuits. Yuck.

[The Jade]

Heathansson wrote:

Finger?

Liddy did that with his hand... left it over a flame to prove the point of his willpower.

[mwbeeler]

Holding your hand in a flame certainly proves something. :)

Oh, and I apologize for all the math jokes. Math = bad!

[The Jade]

mwbeeler wrote:

Holding your hand in a flame certainly proves something. :)

Point well taken.

[Kayos.]

Oooh! Fun!

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[Tarren Dei]

mwbeeler wrote:

Tarren Dei wrote:

I eat all the food on my plate one type of food at a time starting with the least appetizing and working my way up to the most appetizing.

That's actually pretty smart. Get the yucky foods out of the way. My only question is this: Why are you eating food you hate?

Did I mention your fortune could be interpreted as a curse?

Hope Tobus is ok after the "pantsuit" incident. Ugh. Pantsuits. Yuck.

I can see that but I'm pretty happy with my life at present. In the last 6 months I've been broke once, been hit by a car, had my car vandalized, and had a student threaten [Non-Disclosure Agreement prevents me from finishing this sentence]. Still, I like who I am and what I do.

[Arctaris]

mwbeeler wrote:

Tobus Neth wrote:

Horning in on my action! Oh yeah? (anything with a 0 in it, rofl)

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He's going to be swept off his feet by Hillary Clinton?!

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

mwbeeler wrote:

The Jade wrote:

Been looking through my window again?

Oddly enough, that one wasn't me (Shiny's original fortune was real too, but I had to change it because it seemed too rude coming from me, despite being one of my favorite pieces of advice):

“It's better to remain silent and be thought stupid than to open your mouth and forever remove all doubt.”

HEY! Mark Twain wasn't from China!

Spoiler:

Then again, neither are fortune cookies...

[mwbeeler]

Kayos. wrote:

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Spoiler:

No child throws up in the bathroom. Your lucky numbers are 4, 6, and 13.