As of now, I am not going onto the smrf threads. All who hate smrfs, join me on this non-blue thread!
KC is actually a Smurf in Disguise! Admit it, KC!
Unfortunately, I am blue, but I still hate smur smurs!
KC is actually a Smrf in Disguise! Admit it, KC!
Sure, Mr. I'm-Not-An-Ice-Gecko-Honest.
Smurfs forever!
Hooray! another Smurf THREAD!!!
*Cleaves infiltrating smrfs*
There, fixed. This is anti-smrf Headquarters (where I stand around and look lonely)
Wow, look, a time bomb! Looks like it's going to detonate in 5 seconds!
Naa, sorry, Jokey Smrf, I've already got one.
DEATH TO SMUURFS!!!
DEATH TO SMURRFS!!!
DEATH TO SMRFS!!!
KILL DA WABBIT!!!
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In a dark cavern far below the messageboard's crust a lone Wizard works by candlelight. In an abandoned keep, the walls decorated with images of tiny blue people being slaughtered by the dozens, the wizard squinted over his creation. The air was already stale due to the pressure of the sheer word count between him and the surface, and the smell of his creation didn't help. However his hard work was about to pay off, the final step was upon him. He gathered the Negative Energy of the area, the remnant spiritual mass of a lone kobold who warred against the tiny folk. His creation consumed the energy greedily and awoke, blue skin turned green with age, white cap stained by blood, it groaned out of to many mouths and rose to it's terrifying full height. Climbing upon it's shoulders the wizard directed his monster to the surface, and as it tunneled through paragraphs it's many mouths began to scream, a sound shriller than all the music. As it breached the surface the wizard broke into mad laughter as the common folk stared up in disbelief. When the behemoth finally moved again it's many mouths began to sing, and the necromancer joined in.
La la lalalala la lala la la~
Did someone say Smurf?
I will smurf you all for the holidays!! Mwahahahahahaha!!!
It's just my way of spreading good cheer. :-)
Smurf around
Every now and then I feel a little ol' smurfy that is smurfily smurfed
Smurf around
Every now and then I feel a little bit smurfily, but then I smurf the smurf in your smurf
Smurf around, smart-arse
Smurf around, smart-arse
AND I SMURFED A SMURF TONIGHT!
AND I SMURFED A SMURF FOREVER!
AND IF YOU ONLY SMURF MY SMURF
WE'LL BE SMURFING SMURFS
TOGETHER WE WILL SMURF IT 'TILL THE END OF THE SMURF
I'LL LIKE THREE TONS OF TOPSOIL, PLEASE, AND ALSO SOME TURF
I REALLY DO NEED SOME TURF
FOREVER'S GOING TO SMURF MY SMURF
FOREVER'S GOING TO SMURF MY
Once upon a time I was smurfing a smurf
But now there's a restraining order against me.
Smurfy smurfy smurf
A total eclipse caused by hairspray.
Don't worry, be smurfy!
alright calm it down there Gargamel.
Also how the heck did KC hack it so his avatar always turns into the KC smurf?
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It was a gift from Gary Teter I believe. :-)
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Good thing they locked up all the poli discussions so we can have this one weooooooo
Happy thanksgiving you turkeys :)
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Smurfy smurfs! Smurfy smurfs!
Smurfing all the smurf!
Oh what smurfs that smurfs those smurfs
On a smurf-smurf smurfing smurf!