Silly Magic Items


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Cato Novus wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Cato Novus wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:
** spoiler omitted **
Knowing your penchant for such tricks, I secretly replaced your scroll with one that has one of the words misspelled. See for yourself.
I is no homicidal crazed halfling. I know you no Postmonster. You is lying.
Am I? Maybe I just replaced it with an old soup recipe. Or perhaps its misspelled by adding in a Symbol of Death. Who knows?

*Reads*

This recipe is looks good. I is try it tomorrow--
*BOOM*
GAA! I IS GET YOU FOR THAT, CATO NOVUS!!!

Liberty's Edge

Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Cato Novus wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Cato Novus wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:
** spoiler omitted **
Knowing your penchant for such tricks, I secretly replaced your scroll with one that has one of the words misspelled. See for yourself.
I is no homicidal crazed halfling. I know you no Postmonster. You is lying.
Am I? Maybe I just replaced it with an old soup recipe. Or perhaps its misspelled by adding in a Symbol of Death. Who knows?

*Reads*

This recipe is looks good. I is try it tomorrow--
*BOOM*
GAA! I IS GET YOU FOR THAT, CATO NOVUS!!!

You were right, I had lied. I didn't misspell Explosive Runes, I swapped it out for an old Soup Recipe scroll upon which I cast Fire Trap. :)

Sovereign Court

Rod of Lightning/Lightning Rod

Three times per day, the wielder of this rod can cast lightning bolt. Any evocation (electricity) spells whose area or target falls within 15ft of the wielder is redirected so that it targets the wielder or its area includes the wielder. This includes effects that originate from the wielder, such as the lightning bolts created by the Rod.

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