Woke up in the morning.
Put on my new plastic glove.
Served some re-heated salsbury steak
With a little slice of love.
Got no clue what the chicken pot pie
Is made of.
Just know everything's doing fine
Down here in Lunch Lady Land.
Well, I wear this net on my head
'Cause my red hair is fallin' out.
I wear these brown orthopedic shoes
'Cause I got a bad case of the gout.
I know you want seconds on the corn dogs,
But there's no reason to shout.
Everybody gets enough food
Down here in Lunch Lady Land.
Well, yesterday's meatloaf
Is today's sloppy joes
And my breath reaks of tuna
And there's lots of black hairs comin' out of my nose.
In Lunch Lady Land, your dreams come true.
Clouds made of carrots and peas.
Mountains built of shepherd's pie
And rivers made of macaroni and cheese.
But don't forget to return your trays
And try to ignore my gum disease.
No student can escape
The magic of Lunch Lady Land.
Oh..
Hogies and grinders.
Hogies and grinders.
Hogies and grinders.
Navy beans.
Navy beans.
Navy beans.
Hogies and grinders.
Hogies and grinders.
Navy beans.
Navy beans.
Meatloaf sandwich.
Sloppy joe.
Slop, sloppy joe.
Sloppy joe.
Slop, sloppy joe.
Come on.
Sloppy joe.
Slop, sloppy joe.
Yeah.
Sloppy joe.
Slop, *farting noise* joe.
Well, ah, dreamt one mornin'
That I woke up to see
All the pepperoni pizza
Was a-lookin' at me.
It screamed, "Why do you
Burn me and serve me up cold?"
I said, "I got the spatula,
Just do what you're told."
Then the liver and onions
Started joinin' the fight
And the chocolate pudding
Pushed me with all its might
And the chop juey slapped me
And it kicked me in the head.
"It's called revenge, Lunch Lady,"
Said the garlic bread.
I said, "What did I do to
Make you all so mad?"
They said, "You got flabby arms
And your breath is bad."
Then the green bean said,
"You better run and hide."
But then my friend, sloppy joe,
Came and joined my side.
He said, "If it wasn't for the Lunch Lady,
The kids wouldn't eat ya.
You should be shakin' her hand and sayin'
'Please to meet ya.'
She gives you a purpose
And she give you a goal.
You should be kissin' her feet
And kissin' her mole."
Now, all the angry foods
Just leave me alone
And we all live together
In a happy home
Thanks to
Sloppy joe.
Slop, sloppy joe.
Yeah.
Sloppy joe.
Slop, sloppy joe.
Sloppy joe.
Slop, sloppy joe.
Come on.
Sloppy joe.
Slop, sloppy joe.
Well, me and sloppy joe got married.
We got six kids and we're doin' just fine
Down in Lunch Lady Land
How come you're always such a fussy young man,
Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran,
Well don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan,
So eat it, just eat it.
Don't want to argue, I don't want to debate
Don't want to hear about what kind of food you hate.
You won't get no desert till you clean off your plate.
So eat it.
Don't tell me you're full
Just eat it, eat it,
Get yourself an egg and beat it.
Have some more chicken, have some more pie
It doesn't matter if it's broiled or fried
Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it,
Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it.
Your table manners are a crying shame
Your playin' with your food, this ain't some kind of game.
Now if you starve to death you'll just have yourself to blame.
So eat it, just eat it.
You better listen, better do what you're told,
You haven't even touched your tuna casserole,
You better chow down or it's gonna get cold,
So eat it.
I don't care if you're full
Just eat it, eat it.
Open up your mouth and feed it.
Have some more yogurt, have some more Span,
It doesn't matter if it's fresh or canned
Just eat it, eat it
Don't you make me repeat it.
Have a banana, have a whole bunch,
It doesn't matter what you had for lunch
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it,
eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it.
Just eat it, eat it,
If it's getting cold reheat it
Have a big dinner, have a light snack,
If you don't like it you can't send it back.
Just eat it, eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it.
Have some more chicken, have some more pie
It doesn't matter if it's broiled or fried
Just eat it, eat it,
Don't you make me repeat it.
Wierd Al Yankovic
Prince Markie D): $3.99 for all you can eat?
Well, I'm a stuff my face to a funki beat!
(Kool Rock Ski): We're gonna walk inside, and guess what's up:
Put some food in my plate, and some Coke in my cup
(Prince Markie D): Give me some chicken, franks, and fries
And you can pass me a lettuce. I'm a pass it by
(Kool Rock Ski): So keep shoveling, (Ha!) onto my plate
Give me some sweets and lots of cake
(Prince Markie D): Give me some hot Macaroni and Cheese!
(Human Beat Box): Give me, some more food PLEASE!!!!
(Kool Rock Ski): Give me some buloni, salami, and ham
Toast with butter and strawberry jam
(Prince Markie D): I love it whether the food is cold or hot
Put a burger on the plate, and it'll hit the spot
(Kool Rock Ski): We'll eat everything. An incredible feat
$3.99 for all you can eat!
Fat Boys
hehe just had to add this one; how many times to you get to do a classic reference like this :)
I've been down, I've been beat
I've been tossed into the street
Beggin' nickels, beggin' dimes
Just to get my bottle of wine
Some say life she's a lady
Kinda soft, kinda shady
I can tell you life is rich
She's no lady, she's a b@!*#
They suck my body out
But friend there is no doubt
I'm gonna pay the devil his dues
Cause I'm sick of being abused
Eat the rich, eat the rich
Don't you know life is a b!$&#
Eat the rich, eat the rich
Out of the palace and into the ditch
Steal my money, steal my car
Took my woman and my old guitar
Runnin' crazy, runnin' wild
Blind alley in my mind
Just can't fight the temptation
It's become my inspiration
Gonna get myself an axe
Break some heads, break some backs
Don't stop me
Out of the palace and into the ditch
They suck my body out
Krokus-
this food related thread is double AWESOME! I followed every turn, and was pleasantly surprised by the Fat Boys...man, that is definitely a z-grade reference. Thanks y'all.
I'm dyin'
French-fryin'
By the seat of my pants
Take a bite of double fries
Swear to god it make ya
Late for the dance
Here's one for the road
One shot for the real go-getter
Silly rabbit, you know just what it takes
A hot dog and a shake
From the palms you hear the happy sounds of the carousel,
and you can almost taste the hot-dogs and french fries they sell.
Under the Boardwalk, down by the sea
on a blanket with my baby, is where I'll be.
Beach Blanket Bingo
Beach Blanket Bingo
Beach Blanket Bingo
That's the name of the game
Take a blanket, made for two now,
add a boy and a girl.
Thats a game for me and you now
Yeah, lets give it a whirl.
Whip it; whippet good
shape it up
get straight
go forward
move ahead
try to detect it
its not to late
to whip it
Whip it good.
Devo
Cause I'm as free as a bird now,
And this bird you cannot change. oh!
And this bird you cannot change. x2
The Lord knows, I can't change.
Lord help me, I can't change.
Freebird; lynard Skynard
All the same we take our chances,
Laughed at by time,
Tricked by circumstances.
Plus ça change,
Plus c'est la même chose
The more that things change,
The more they stay the same.
Director of Sales
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I wanted to walk through the empty streets
And feel something constant under my feet,
But all the news reports recommended that I stay indoors.
Because the air outside will make
Our cells divide at an alarming rate
Until our shells simply cannot hold
All our insides in,
And that's when we'll explode.
(And it won't be a pretty sight)
And we will become silhouettes when our bodies finally go.
A direct hit of the senses you are disconnected
It’s not that it’s bad…it’s not that it’s death
It’s just on the tip of your tongue, and you're so silent
I'm a dude dad
All the young dudes (Hey dudes)
Carry the news (Where are ya)
Boogaloo dudes (Stand up Come on)
Carry the news
All the young dudes (I want to hear you)
Carry the news (I want to see you)
Boogaloo dudes (And I want to talk to you all of you)
Carry the news
Devil he told me to roll
How to roll the log tonight
Nobody's fault but mine
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A long time ago, me and my bro Kyle here,
We was hitchhikin' down a long and lonesome road.
Then all of a sudden,
There shined a shiny demon.
In the middle of the road.
And he said "Play the best song in the world,
Or I'll eat your souls."
So me and Kyle,
We looked at each other,
And we each said...
...OK.
And we played the first thing that came to our heads,
And it just so happened to be...
The best song in the world,
It was the best song in the world!
Look into my eyes and it's easy to see
One and one make two, two and one make three,
It was destiny.
Once every hundred thousand years or so,
When the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow
And the grass doth groooooowwww...
Well, needless to say, the beast was stunned.
WHIP-CRACK went his whippy tail.
And the beast was done.
He asked us "*SNRK* Be you angels?"
And we said "Nay. We are but men."
Rock OOOOOOOONNNNNN! OOOOOOONNNN!
OHOHOHOOOOON! Whoahohaoh! Alright,
This is not
The greatest song in the world, no.
This is just a tribute.
Couldn't remember the greatest song in the world, NO!
This is a TRIIIIBUUUUUT!
To the greatest song in the world, alright,
To the greatest song in the world, alright!
Diddle-diddle-dee motherf#&*er, it's the greatest song in the world, oh,
Dum-de-digga-diga-duh-dee-duh-duh-fligga-digga-duh-fligga-digga-duh-dee
Digga-duh-dee-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-dee
Digga-digga-digga-digga-fligga-muthaf~%%a-duh-yeah!
And the most unusual part aabout all this is that
It didn't actually sound anything like this song!
This is just a tribute,
You gotta believe me,
I wish you were there,
It's just a matter of opinion, good god
God love ya, I'm still surprised I can't stop ya!
A firey rain of fire, go muthaf#+~a, aaaww!
To the greatest song in the world, alright,
To the greatest song in the world, alright!
I think i'll go home and mull this over
Before i cram it down my throat
At long last it's crashed, it's colossal mass
Has broken up into bits in my moat.
Lift the mattress off the floor
Walk the cramps off
Go meander in the cold
Hail to your dark skin
Hiding the fact you're dead again
Undeneath the power lines seeking shade
Far above our heads are the icy heights that contain all reason
Hold your glass up, hold it in
Never betray the way you've always known it is.
One day i'll be wondering how
I got so old just wondering how
I never got cold wearing nothing in the snow.
This is way beyond my remote concern
Of being condescending
All these squawking birds won't quit.
Building nothing, laying bricks
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The sand-castle virtues are all swept away
in the tidal destruction the moral melee.
The elastic retreat rings the close of play
as the last wave uncovers the newfangled way.
But your new shoes are worn at the heels
and your suntan does rapidly peel
and your wise men don't know how it feels
to be thick as a brick.
DOWN THE STREET YOU CAN HEAR HER SCREAM
"YOU'RE A DISGRACE"
AS SHE SLAMS THE DOOR IN HIS DRUNKEN FACE
AND NOW HE STANDS OUTSIDE
AND ALL THE NEIGHBOURS START TO GOSSIP AND DROOL
HE CRIES "OH GIRL, YOU MUST BE MAD
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE SwEET LOVE YOU AND ME HAD"
AGAINST THE DOOR HE LEANS AND STARTS A SCENE
AND HIS TEARS FALL AND BURN THE GARDEN GREEN
AND SO CASTLES MADE OF SAND,
FALL IN THE SEA EVENTUALLY
A LITTLE INDIAN BRAVE WHO BEFORE HE WAS TEN
PLAYED WAR GAMES IN THE WOODS WITH HIS INDIAN FRIENDS
AND HE BUILT A DREAM THAT WHEN HE GREW UP
HE WOULD BE A FEARLESS WARRIOR INDIAN CHIEF
MANY MOONS PASSED AND THE DREAM GREW STRONG UNTIL TOMORROW
HE WOULD SING HIS FIRST WAR SONG
AND FIGHT HIS FIRST BATTLE BUT SOMETHING WENT WRONG
SURPRISE ATTACK KILLED HIM IN HIS SLEEP THAT NIGHT
AND SO CASTLES MADE OF SAND
MELTS INTO THE SEA EVENTUALLY
THERE WAS A YOUNG GIRL WHOSE HEART WAS A FROWN
BECAUSE SHE WAS CRIPPLED FOR LIFE AND COULDN'T SPEAK A SOUND
AND SHE WISHED AND PRAYED SHE WOULD STOP LIVING
SO SHE DECIDED TO DIE
SHE DREW HER WHEEL CHAIR TO THE EDGE OF THE SHORE
AND TO HER LEGS SHE SMILED
"YOU WON'T HURT ME NO MORE"
BUT THEN A SIGHT SHE'D NEVER SEEN MADE HER JUMP AND SAY
"LOOK A GOLDEN WINGED SHIP IS PASSING MY WAY"
AND IT REALLY DIDN'T HAVE TO STOP
IT JUST KEPT ON GOING
AND SO CASTLES MADE OF SAND
SLIPS INTO THE SEA EVENTUALLY
Long Live Rock and Roll!
Rock! Is deader than dead.
F%@%! It's all in your head.
Your sex and your dope is all that was fed.
So f$#% all your protests and put it to bed.
I only want sympathy in the form of you
crawling into bed with me.