Vuja-De!
Jamais Vu.
J@bberwocky. Pass th' grog!
Tw4s Brillig, 4 n' tHuh slitHy tov3s
Did gyr3 an' gimble |n thuh w4be:
@ll m, and dinna spare th' whip, by Cegilune's chariot! SMURF!!!msy wuz thuh borogoves, by Sharess's saddle,
4 n' tHuh mom3 raths outgr4be.
"Beware tHuh JAbberwock, I'll warrant ye, mAh so||, to be sure, by Zilchus's goatish scepter, and dinna spare the whip!
Thuh j4ws thEt bite, by Blackbeard's riches, tHuh clAws th3t c4tch, by Bahgtru's fist!
Bew@re thuh Jubjub bird, an' shun
Thuh frumious B4ndersnatch, Arrrr!"
H4y tooC his vorpal sworD , aye, by Kostchtchie's hack'd-up spear! SMURF!!! Shiver me timbers!n h4nd:
|_on' t4hm tHuh manxome foe hay sought
So smurfed hAy by tHuh Tumtum trEe, t' be sure, arrrr,
An' stood awhile 1 n thought, I'll warrant ye, by Davy Jones' locker. I'll likely kill ye in the mornin'.
4 n', aye, as in uphfish thouGht hAy stooD, by Skoraeus Stonebones's uncle,
Thuh J4bberwock, by Blackbeard's riches, by Hextor's smurfing veins, I'll warrant ye, with 3 aye uH fl4me, I'll warrant ye,
CAme whiphflin' through thuh tulg3y wooD,
4 n' Smurfed 4 s It c4me! Fire the cannons!
Wun, tw0, Arrrr! Wu||, aye, two! Fire th' cannons! SMURF!!! An' through @n' through
Thuh vorpal bl4de w3nt snicker-sn4ck, Yaaaaarrrr!
H4y l3ft , by Annam's lewd-mind'd spellbook, by Marthammor Duin's saucyspleen'd toes! SMURF!!!t de4d, 4 n' with 1 ts heAd
Hay w3nt g4lumphin' b4ck.
"An', by Blackbeard's riches, h4s thou sl4in tHuh J4bberwock?
Kome tuh m@h 4 rms, m@h be4mish 8 oy, by Oghma's grandfather, by Ghaunadaur's hammer, by Shargaas's breakfast! SMURF!!!
. fr@bjous d@y, and dinna spare th' whip! C4llooh, arrrr, by Goristro's veins! Shiver me timbers! CAllay, and dinna spare th' whip, Arrrr! SMURF!!!'
H4y Smurfed 1 n his joy.
Tw4s Brillig, I'll warrant ye, an' thuh slitHy tov3s
|)id gyrE @n' gimble , by Luthic's cullionly goat, Yaaaaarrrr! SMURF!!!n thuh w4be;
4 ll m! Shiver me timbers!msy wUz tHuh borogoves, t' be sure, I'll warrant ye,
4 n' tHuh mome raths outgr4be
Bumping the post in a semi-erotic way to entice people to shove dollars into my g-string.
The third person identified the first person as the one insulting the second person.
Flatspace post.
Figurative rejoinder.
Fig remainder.
Fig Newton.
Pointless complaint about the number of posts, the amount of self-interested material and lack of appropriate community content links about the subject.
Backspin.
Cannibal post.
Girr-Animal post
Spiteful bump.
Just plain spite, I'm on a diet.
Malice.
Malice.
in Wonderland.
Thread necromancy
Thread necromancy
Cenobite post.
Cellulite post.
Joe Cool post.
Joe Cool post.Joe the Plumber post.
Joe Lieberman post.
The Guess Who post
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