Hey Sebastian,
Since you are CEO of Hasbro now, can you do me a favor? Next time you go to dinner with George Lucas, ask him why the heck he is putting out a Clone Wars cartoon . . . I mean, isn't that horse dead already?
Oh, and can you tell me if I've been retconned out of existence in 4th edition? Thanks.
Sincerely,
Ao, Overgod
Dear Mr. Overgod,
George Lucas has never, and will never, meet a horse so dead that he will not beat it some more. We at Hasbro are currently working on a license for his upcoming 14 part cartoon epic titled "Han Shot First, Leia was Not Really Luke's Sister, and Darth Vader has a Clone D00d." As with all our products, we are confident this will be a resounding success.
As for your existence, let me assure you that in 4e FR, you will be retconned back into the game. We have chosen you as the diety of the new Magic Pony Kingdom High School Musical Land, our attempt to cross over with the tween girl audience. We sincerely hope that you like pink, purple, and sparkles as much as our target demographic.
Best regards,
Sebastian
CEO of Hasbro
As for your existence, let me assure you that in 4e FR, you will be retconned back into the game. We have chosen you as the diety of the new Magic Pony Kingdom High School Musical Land, our attempt to cross over with the tween girl audience. We sincerely hope that you like pink, purple, and sparkles as much as our target demographic.
Best regards,
Sebastian
CEO of Hasbro
::Sigh::
Its a paycheck . . .
Sebastiastopheles is a punk…and he owes me $20.
OBJECTION. I MOVE. THAT. THE LAST POST. BE STRUCK. FROM THE RECORDS. AS. HEARSAY.
Great. I've got Heathanson and the poor man's Heathanson busting my balls on the same thread.
Just for that, I'm going to tell WotC to take Dragons out of 4e and make Eberron the default setting - but with 80% more ninjas.
I hope you're happy...
(...tell me I play with dolls sumbich...)
They're not dolls! They're ACTION FIGURES!
I hope you're happy...
W00t! No, wait…ninjas?