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Elp - Karn Evil 9 - 1st Impression, Part 2 Lyrics

(Emerson/Lake)
Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends
We're so glad you could attend
Come inside! Come inside!
There behind a glass is a real blade of grass
be careful as you pass.
Move along! Move along!

Come inside, the show's about to start
guaranteed to blow your head apart
Rest assured you'll get your money's worth
The greatest show in Heaven, Hell or Earth.
You've got to see the show, it's a dynamo.
You've got to see the show, it's rock and roll ....

Right before your eyes we pull laughter from the skies
And he laughs until he cries then he dies then he dies
Come inside the shows about to start
Guaranteed to blow your head apart

You gotta see the show
It's a dynamo
You gotta see the show
It's rock and roll

Soon the Gypsy Queen in a glaze of Vaseline
Will perform on guillotine
What a scene! What a scene!
Next upon the stand will you please extend a hand
to Alexander's Ragtime Band
Roll up! Roll up! Roll up!
See the show!

Performing on a stool we've a sight to make you drool
Seven virgins and a mule
Keep it cool. Keep it cool.
We would like it to be known the exhibits that were shown
were exclusively our own,
All our own. All our own.
Come and see the show! Come and see the show! Come and see the show!
See the show!


Cosmo wrote:
Dirk Gently wrote:

GAH!!! All those spoilers and NOTHING IN THEM!!!

Stop it Dragonmann! I'm not a masochist, I'm OCD!!!

Too...many...*sob*

Me too.

Like a vampire with OCD.

Must... show... every... spoilerrrrrrr..... GAH!!!

So that's the count's problem on Sesame Street! ;-)


Cosmo wrote:
Dirk Gently wrote:

GAH!!! All those spoilers and NOTHING IN THEM!!!

Stop it Dragonmann! I'm not a masochist, I'm OCD!!!

Too...many...*sob*

Me too.

Like a vampire with OCD.

Must... show... every... spoilerrrrrrr..... GAH!!!

Only way to stop me is to have me showing spoilers until the sun comes up.

Oh, and a hawthorn stake. Those work too.

Silver Crusade

Phil. L wrote:
Cosmo wrote:
Dirk Gently wrote:

GAH!!! All those spoilers and NOTHING IN THEM!!!

Stop it Dragonmann! I'm not a masochist, I'm OCD!!!

Too...many...*sob*

Me too.

Like a vampire with OCD.

Must... show... every... spoilerrrrrrr..... GAH!!!

So that's the count's problem on Sesame Street! ;-)

One can only surmise they were familiar with that part of vampire legend.

I always thought the Count would be better if he were sexy and angst-ridden like an Anne Rice character. Children shouldn't be sheltered.

Liberty's Edge

Celestial Healer wrote:

I always thought the Count would be better if he were sexy and angst-ridden like an Anne Rice character. Children shouldn't be sheltered.

One. Two. Th... Oh, what's the f+&!ing point...

Liberty's Edge

Celestial Healer wrote:
Phil. L wrote:
Cosmo wrote:
Dirk Gently wrote:

GAH!!! All those spoilers and NOTHING IN THEM!!!

Stop it Dragonmann! I'm not a masochist, I'm OCD!!!

Too...many...*sob*

Me too.

Like a vampire with OCD.

Must... show... every... spoilerrrrrrr..... GAH!!!

So that's the count's problem on Sesame Street! ;-)

One can only surmise they were familiar with that part of vampire legend.

I always thought the Count would be better if he were sexy and angst-ridden like an Anne Rice character. Children shouldn't be sheltered.

Oh, played by Brad Pitt? Great, now Angelina Jolie's dumb ass hasta be on there too.

Silver Crusade

Heathansson wrote:
Oh, played by Brad Pitt? Great, now Angelina Jolie's dumb ass hasta be on there too.

From her face, I always figured she was a Jim Hensen creation anyway.


I don't know why he broke up with Jennifer Aniston for that one...
heheheheheheeeee!


Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

I don't know why he broke up with Jennifer Aniston for that one...

heheheheheheeeee!

All the plottings of Mephistopheles broke up that couple!


I heard that Angelina Jolie has no ass, HEathanson.


a man lies in his bed in a room with no door
he waits hoping for a presence, something, anything to enter
after spending half his life searching, he still felt as blank
as the ceiling at which he's staring
he's alive, but feels absolutely nothing
so, is he?
when he was six he believed that the moon overhead followed him
by nine he had deciphered the illusion, trading magic for fact
no tradebacks...
so this is what it's like to be an adult
if he only knew now what he knew then...
i'm open
i'm open
come in
come in
come in
come in
i'm open
i'm open
come in
come in
come in
come in
lying sideways atop crumpled sheets and no covers
he decides to dream...
dream up a new self for himself

Liberty's Edge

Ghoulio is awesome. Wish I thunk o' that.


Mama Baba Yaga rolled outta bed, she ran to the guard station
When the pit fiend found out, he began to shout, he started the investigation
And it's against the law, it was against the law
What what mama Baba Yaga saw, it was against the law

Mama Baba Yaga looked down and spit on the ground ever time her name gets mentioned
The pit fiend said oy, if I get that boy
I'm gonna stick him in the house of Porphyry
Well I'm on my way, I don't know where I'm goin'
I'm on my way, takin' my time, but I don't know where

Goodbye to Iggwilv, the queen of Tsojcanth
Seein' me and Ghoulio down by the boneyard
Seein' me and Ghoulio down by the boneyard

(Instrumental break)

In a couple of days they're gonna take me away
When the press let the story leak
Now when the radical breach comes to get me released
Appears all on the cover of Dragon
And I'm on my way, I don't know where I'm goin'
But I'm on my way, takin' my time, but I don't know where

Goodbye to Iggwilv, the queen of Tsojcanth
Seein' me and Ghoulio down by the boneyard
Seein' me and Ghoulio down by the boneyard
Seein' me and Ghoulio down by the boneyard


Movin' to Montana soon
(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)
Movin' to Montana soon
(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)

Liberty's Edge

Niiiiiiice Ghoulio song.


I can't believe this thread has three pages.

Liberty's Edge

Cool.


Soon it will be 4page E!


Ahm nott postinng inn thiis heer thred til yousall improveses thahshere grammmer.

Liberty's Edge

*braaaaap!*


Zugg tmoy!

Liberty's Edge

Splabba gip gip.


Obozobolox

Liberty's Edge

Gark?

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Wow. Lotsa puking, and body function sounds.


Splooorrrrtch?


**FRRRAAAAP**

Liberty's Edge

ugh!

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eew!


**poot poot poot SQUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEAAAAAKKKKKKK**

Liberty's Edge

Anybody gots a hose?


I got nothing to say.


wow. I thought the smell'd never disboise.


still smell it.

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