The Official I Wish I was at Paizocon Thread

[baron arem heshvaun]

You few, you happy few, you band of brothers;
For those that roll dice and roleplay today
Shall forevermore be brothers; be he reformed 4 ed convert
This day shall gorognard his condition;
And gentlemen in Greyhawk, Faerun and Krynn,
Shall think themselves accursed they were not THERE,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That gamed with you upon Paizo’s day.

Spoiler:

I hate you lucky bastards
: P

[delabarre]

Part of me wishes I could have flown out for Paizocon.

OTOH, I have a second round of interviews today for a software dev job, which in this economy (and geographic location) would be almost as good as a dragon's hoard. :-)

[Mark Moreland]

delabarre wrote:

Part of me wishes I could have flown out for Paizocon.

OTOH, I have a second round of interviews today for a software dev job, which in this economy (and geographic location) would be almost as good as a dragon's hoard. :-)

Good luck, Delabarre! We're thinking optimistic thoughts for you from the Coast Bellevue.

[DaveMage]

Alas, I must join this thread....

[The Jade]

Hang down your head Tom Dooley
Hang down your head and cry...

Finally, a thread for right fellas like us to choke back tears and wring our hats in hand.

I tell myself, maybe next time. Yeah, a man can live off maybe next times... even after they start to taste bitter and fail to fill. But you can only swallow your own imagination so many times before it becomes hard to swallow that you may die before seeing a Paizocon. And if that's the case, what are dreams but haunts, killers? I wish I'd never laid eyes on you Pathfinder!

STELLA!

[Neil Spicer]

Boy, I sure do wish I was at PaizonCon, too!

::looks around::

Oh, wait. I am.

Woo-hoo!

;-P

[avidreader514]

I just finished layout on some promo material that Wolfgang is going to show off at PaizoCon...and I won't be there!

(donald duck) Wauuugggh! (/donald duck)

[lynora]

NSpicer wrote:

Boy, I sure do wish I was at PaizonCon, too!

::looks around::

Oh, wait. I am.

Woo-hoo!

;-P

Oh sure, rub it in... :(

*sigh*

[Sebastian]

Pfft. A bunch of people sitting around, playing PFRPG and other games? It's probably not even any fun. I bet they all forgot their dice and are sitting around talking about how none of the cool people are there. I'm glad I'm not at PaizoCon.

Spoiler:

Sour grapes? No. Never.

[Larry Lichman]

I don't need PaizoCon. I'm just fine the way I am...All I need is this d20 to be happy...And that game table...But that's all I need. And this paddle game...But that's it!...and this lamp...But I don't need anything else...

Well, maybe I do...

WHY can't PaizoCon be in Ohio????

*doubles over and cries in corner*

[David Fryer]

I am sooooooooooo jealous of the people who went to PaizoCon. They get to spend time with the best of the best. Meanwhile I'm stuck here gaming with the same set of social misfits that have only a loose grasp of personal hygene that I see every week.

[BuzzardBlaster]

Larry Lichman wrote:

I don't need PaizoCon. I'm just fine the way I am...All I need is this d20 to be happy...And that game table...But that's all I need. And this paddle game...But that's it!...and this lamp...But I don't need anything else...

Well, maybe I do...

WHY can't PaizoCon be in Ohio????

*doubles over and cries in corner*

Hey I wish PaizoCon was in Ohio too! Larry- interested in getting a Pathfinder game together after the release?

[mattdroz]

Eight weeks to GenCon.
Eight weeks to GenCon.
Eight weeks to GenCon.
Eight weeks to GenCon.
Eight weeks to GenCon.
Eight weeks to GenCon.
Eight weeks to GenCon.
Eight weeks to GenCon.
Eight weeks to GenCon.

[Epic Meepo]

NSpicer wrote:

Boy, I sure do wish I was at PaizonCon, too!

::looks around::

Oh, wait. I am.

Woo-hoo!

;-P

Is it too late for me to take back all the kind things I said about you? ;-P

EDIT: As for folks who are missing out on PaizoCon, it could be worse. You could have stopped by PaizoCon long enough to see all of the games getting ready to start, and then had to leave to get back to work, where you'll be every afternoon and every evening for the next three days. Not that I know anything about that.

[Emperor7]

Sebastian wrote:

Pfft. A bunch of people sitting around, playing PFRPG and other games? It's probably not even any fun. I bet they all forgot their dice and are sitting around talking about how none of the cool people are there. I'm glad I'm not at PaizoCon.

** spoiler omitted **

But they're havin' a Bella Sara competition with valuable prizes!

[Emperor7]

Larry Lichman wrote:

I don't need PaizoCon. I'm just fine the way I am...All I need is this d20 to be happy...And that game table...But that's all I need. And this paddle game...But that's it!...and this lamp...But I don't need anything else...

Well, maybe I do...

WHY can't PaizoCon be in Ohio????

*doubles over and cries in corner*

Origins is coming! Coming down from MI for that.

[Aberzombie]

All those brrrrainnnsss.....

[Sebastian]

Emperor7 wrote:

But they're havin' a Bella Sara competition with valuable prizes!

WHAT!!!!

Damnit. If I leave San Diego now, I should be up there in...20 hours? I'm on my way.

[Danflor]

I hate being an East Coast Gamer. Gencon, Paizocon, a decent gaming store... All are far out of reach. Woe unto me.

[thefishcometh]

Grumblegrumble... I'm stuck in OOtah...

[mattdroz]

Danflor wrote:

I hate being an East Coast Gamer. Gencon, Paizocon, a decent gaming store... All are far out of reach. Woe unto me.

Ahh, GenCon's only 12 hours away (I drove it in 2007 when I lived in Eastern PA). And Origins in Columbus, OH is closer!

[Captain Snort]

The Jade wrote:

STELLA!

Roooooosebuuuuud.....<clonk>

[Patrick Curtin]

Danflor wrote:

I hate being an East Coast Gamer. Gencon, Paizocon, a decent gaming store... All are far out of reach. Woe unto me.

QFMFT

[The Jade]

Captain Snort wrote:

The Jade wrote:

"STELLA!"

"Roooooosebuuuuud....." <clonk>

"You maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! G+$ d+$n you all to hell!"

[Turin the Mad]

Patrick Curtin wrote:

Danflor wrote:

I hate being an East Coast Gamer. Gencon, Paizocon, a decent gaming store... All are far out of reach. Woe unto me.

QFMFT

There are a few of us East Coast'rs "representing" at Paizocon as an FYI.

[Apathy]

hi everyone=(

[David Fryer]

thefishcometh wrote:

Grumblegrumble... I'm stuck in OOtah...

NeonCon is in November. You should swing down to Vegas and check it out.

[Moorluck]

Sebastian wrote:

Pfft. A bunch of people sitting around, playing PFRPG and other games? It's probably not even any fun. I bet they all forgot their dice and are sitting around talking about how none of the cool people are there. I'm glad I'm not at PaizoCon.

** spoiler omitted **

Yeah I tried that defense to, so how's it working for you?

[Moorluck]

Turin the Mad wrote:

Patrick Curtin wrote:

Danflor wrote:

I hate being an East Coast Gamer. Gencon, Paizocon, a decent gaming store... All are far out of reach. Woe unto me.

QFMFT

There are a few of us East Coast'rs "representing" at Paizocon as an FYI.

Wonder if next year we can file some sort of discrimination lawsuit and score some free trips? ;)

[The Jade]

Apathy wrote:

hi everyone=(

Hello, Apathy. Wow. An emotional state personified. Not my first rodeo. Maybe I can help improve your disposition. After all, I met Chastity and turned her around. (ahem)

[Lord Fyre]

delabarre wrote:

Part of me wishes I could have flown out for Paizocon.

OTOH, I have a second round of interviews today for a software dev job, which in this economy (and geographic location) would be almost as good as a dragon's hoard. :-)

Good Hunting! :D

[Lord Fyre]

The Jade wrote:

Apathy wrote:

hi everyone=(

Hello, Apathy. Wow. An emotional state personified. Not my first rodeo. Maybe I can help improve your disposition. After all, I met Chastity and turned her around. (ahem)

I wouldn't bother. :)

[damnitall22]

If only I didn't have all these damned financial obligations I would have made it to Paizocon. Still I suppose the wife and kids will be worth it in the end. ;)

Unless my warranty runs out on one of them first and they break and end up in jail or something. Hmmmmm...

[The Jade]

Lord Fyre wrote:

The Jade wrote:

Apathy wrote:

hi everyone=(

Hello, Apathy. Wow. An emotional state personified. Not my first rodeo. Maybe I can help improve your disposition. After all, I met Chastity and turned her around. (ahem)

I wouldn't bother. :)

I see Apathy's already got its hooks in you. MEDIC!

[drunken_nomad]

The Jade wrote:

Lord Fyre wrote:

The Jade wrote:

Apathy wrote:

hi everyone=(

Hello, Apathy. Wow. An emotional state personified. Not my first rodeo. Maybe I can help improve your disposition. After all, I met Chastity and turned her around. (ahem)

I wouldn't bother. :)

I see Apathy's already got its hooks in you. MEDIC!

Not a medic, nor do I play one on TV, but *here's* a shot of bourbon and a soda.

[drunken_nomad]

The Jade wrote:

Captain Snort wrote:

The Jade wrote:

"STELLA!"

"Roooooosebuuuuud....." <clonk>

"You maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! g!! d*!n you all to hell!"

...Why don't we just wait here for a little while... see what happens...

[drunken_nomad]

PS: Extremely jealous of all you people at the Con...HAVE FUN up there!

[CourtFool]

Poocon will be 3.14159 times better. So there!

[Lord Fyre]

The Jade wrote:

Lord Fyre wrote:

The Jade wrote:

Apathy wrote:

hi everyone=(

Hello, Apathy. Wow. An emotional state personified. Not my first rodeo. Maybe I can help improve your disposition. After all, I met Chastity and turned her around. (ahem)

I wouldn't bother. :)

I see Apathy's already got its hooks in you. MEDIC!

Well, do what you want. I just don't care anymore. :\

Spoiler:

Actually, I am not that badly off. :P

[Misery]

I hope you all roll 1's >_>

[Wellard]

Yup..definitely would have loved to be at Paizocon..but I'll settle for Paizocon UK...4 weeks to go.

[Sharoth]

Misery wrote:

I hope you all roll 1's >_>

~laughter~

[Mikaze]

Make with the pics already!

[Epic Meepo]

The Jade wrote:

Captain Snort wrote:

The Jade wrote:

"STELLA!"

"Roooooosebuuuuud....." <clonk>

"You maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! g~# d%*n you all to hell!"

"Soylent Green is people!"

[Danflor]

Moorluck wrote:

Turin the Mad wrote:

Patrick Curtin wrote:

Danflor wrote:

I hate being an East Coast Gamer. Gencon, Paizocon, a decent gaming store... All are far out of reach. Woe unto me.

QFMFT

There are a few of us East Coast'rs "representing" at Paizocon as an FYI.

Wonder if next year we can file some sort of discrimination lawsuit and score some free trips? ;)

I know a guy who knows a lawyer...

[Elizabeth Danflor]

Danflor wrote:

I know a guy who knows a lawyer...

Make sure he can include Australians in that suit...

[flash_cxxi]

Elizabeth Danflor wrote:

Danflor wrote:

I know a guy who knows a lawyer...

Make sure he can include Australians in that suit...

Yay, then we can all go Next Year!

Man I think that's the first time I've ever had a semi-conversation with my own Alias :?

[Moorluck]

flash_cxxi wrote:

Elizabeth Danflor wrote:

Danflor wrote:

I know a guy who knows a lawyer...

Make sure he can include Australians in that suit...

Yay, then we can all go Next Year!

Man I think that's the first time I've ever had a semi-conversation with my own Alias :?

Sign you might be crazy, you talk to your self.

Sign you ARE crazy, you answer yourself. :)

[Woodraven]

Moorluck wrote:

Sign you might be crazy, you talk to your self.

Sign you ARE crazy, you answer yourself. :)

sign you need to bee in a straight jacket, you question your answers.