Poll: Favorite breath weapon?


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The level draining breath of the shadow dragon. It's just so nasty.

How about a cone of silence?

Pyroclastic dragon's breath of superheated ash (half sonic, half fire) does take the piece of cake for me... Classic in style, yet vscious in punch... I mean, who is immune to sonic damage ? Charboil your food with a bang !
Unless, of course his alternative "line of disintegration" could be truly called a breath weapon and not pure cheese ! Everthing on the line saves or is rendered to ash... Strongly reminds me of the "thermal wave" in Chronicles of Riddick

Yikes, I love them pyroclastic buggers !
so, I gues my choice is other - now hand me a pickled herring !

Ok; I am taking up your lilly liver gauntlet


I eat pickled herring so you are what you eat and if you think I avoid conflict; well hehe, I have you fooled and the people here at work who taught a management personality type class that put me in the avoider group too :) and that girl; she is not so bad; clean er up a bit n she will do just fine or heck forget it; i like em dirty just like the Floyd song and we all like spaceships :) Choosing other might be my only chance of trying a pangalacticgargleblaster

ok, my favorite breath weapon is a cone of stone; even sounds cool when you say it; save vs dc or be turned to stone; success means your are slowed for so many given minutes.

<puts a whole pickled herring in his mouth and wiggles the exposed tail a few times; then swallows it whole just like a dolphin; now if you dont like dolphins you have issues and need to see a shrink>

hehe cone of pickled herring; am still laughing from imagining that one. +6 circumstance bonus to make friends with eskimos.

Saern wrote:
The alias tool is getting out of hand...

why; i love to see old aberzombie argue with him self in another incarnation; is so....believable.

Silver Crusade

gotta go with line of fire, it's classic from a classical monster that invokes the Larry Elmore painting on the red box Basic D&D set (thou it isn't breathing fire of course)


Valegrim wrote:
hehe cone of pickled herring; am still laughing from imagining that one. +6 circumstance bonus to make friends with eskimos.

Actually Eskimos (and that's Inuit, not Eskimo which is a slur) don't eat pickled herring.

Latvians, on the other hand, love pickled herring.

Scarab Sages

Who doesnt like fire breathing dragons? It's a classic, after all.


Kruelaid wrote:
Valegrim wrote:
hehe cone of pickled herring; am still laughing from imagining that one. +6 circumstance bonus to make friends with eskimos.

Actually Eskimos (and that's Inuit, not Eskimo which is a slur) don't eat pickled herring.

Latvians, on the other hand, love pickled herring.

Absolutely. Eskimo means, "eater of raw flesh" Boy do they had that. Innuit or Yuit (depending on locale) is correct.

BTW, I'd like to change my vote for favorite breath weapon to cone of laughing gas because I sure could use a change in mood.

well, I am not going to bother keeping up with all this crazy sweep of political correctness; is just silly. So; are we saying the Japanese are really the eskimos because they eat raw fish? that would be really confusing. An Inuit is a member of the Eskimo-Aleut family; but they don't like the term only because it was rubber stamped on them by the Canadian Government; who additionally stopped many of their tribal activities that were considered..uhm; unrully. A lot of we Northern Tribes, races, cultures..whatever like pickled herring though I suppose that southern cartoon penguin is most famous for eating them.

anyone who eats Kempchie has a vicious breath weapon; wow, will clear a room

anyone have a monster with green slime or any other slime as a breath weapon; was thinking that would be a good stomach acid when swallowing whole and a great breath weapon; cone of green slime; wow.

Line of Lightning. For those King Ghidorah moments.

My morning breath after some beers and something with a lots of garlic the day before - talk about lethality :-)


just needing some stupid jokes after a hell of a work monday...

here are some jokes for you
well, worst breath weapon from the other end; pickled eggs and beer; yuck. I have also been fond of frost breath as I give it the same effects the round after as from the ice storm spell; haveing people make balance checks is always a good time.

jokes eh; uhm,
A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.
"I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds." When the blonde returns, she's lost nearly 20 pounds. "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor says. "Did you follow my instructions?" The blonde nods. "I'll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day." "From hunger, you mean?" asked the doctor. "No, from skipping."

There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo" she shouts, "How can I get to the other side?" "The second blonde looks up the river then down the river, then shouts back, "You are on the other side."

A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway.
Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the
wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULLOVER!" "NO," the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"

A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She
rolled the dice and she landed on "Science & Nature". Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?" She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"

The blonde reported for her university final examination that consists of "yes/no" type questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes her purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet Yes for Heads and No for tails. Within half an hour she is all done whereas the rest of the class is sweating it out. During the last few minutes, she is seen desperately throwing the coin muttering and sweating. The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks what is going on.
"I finished the exam in half an hour. But I'm rechecking my answers."

An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a stay-over in another city, so upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight. The next morning as the pilot was preparing the
crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened to her. She answered the phone, sobbing, and said she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked. "Why not?" The stewardess replied, "There are only three doors in here", she cried,"one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says,'Do Not disturb'!".

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.
She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A
little later she came out of her house again, went to the mail box and again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?" To which she replied "There certainly is!" (are you ready?) ...
(this is a beauty) ...
My stupid computer keeps saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL."

ok; return you back to your regularly scheduled thread; but sometime a guy needs a joke - ps; i am blonde and only deal in blonde jokes

My fav is the line of dicinegration by the Pyrolastic dra in the DRAC.

Why, blue lightning of course.

Heh heh heh heh...


Cone of Pickled Herring is a close second.


I like fish.

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