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How come book libraries are free, but it costs money to borrow a DVD?

One of the many mysteries of the universe...

Dark Archive Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

kahoolin wrote:

How come libraries are free, but it costs money to hire a DVD?

One of the many mysteries of the universe...

I think the bigger mystery is how one hires a DVD. Is this some weird Australian thing where you guys have gone and developed a new verb to use in place of "rent" or "purchase"? If so, shouldn't it have 2-3 more syllables and include multiple instances of the "oo" sound?

;-)

Edit: Too slow on the edit! Ha-ha!


Sebastian wrote:
kahoolin wrote:

How come libraries are free, but it costs money to hire a DVD?

One of the many mysteries of the universe...

I think the bigger mystery is how one hires a DVD. Is this some weird Australian thing where you guys have gone and developed a new verb to use in place of "rent" or "purchase"? If so, shouldn't it have 2-3 more syllables and include multiple instances of the "oo" sound?

;-)

Edit: Too slow on the edit! Ha-ha!

We do actually say "hire" to refer to borrowing a DVD in Australia. After I wrote it I realized it might confuse the rest of the world so I went back and edited...

Now that you mention it, it kind of makes it sound like a DVD is a living entity that we pay for it's services. I'll remember to thank Super Troopers for all his hard work when I get home.

Liberty's Edge

I'm gonna start sayin' "hired" for stuff.

"Hired," you're hired!

Heathansson(on the cuttin' edge of appropriated Aussie lingo)

;)

Liberty's Edge

That's dope, G. Hired.
I'm gonna put that on wax.


Heathansson wrote:

That's dope, G. Hired.

I'm gonna put that on wax.

I'm glad you're enjoying it. We also have hire cars, which I believe you dodgy foreigners call "rent-a-cars."

So you're saying if I went into Blockbuster in the states and said "I wanna hire Ghostbusters" they'd give me a wierd look? Crikey!*

*[/i]NB: Steve irwin was the last living Australian to use the word "crikey" in a non-ironic way.[/i]

Liberty's Edge

That's a mystery of the universe right there. That in Australia we hire DVDs but in the US you rent them ... never thought about that...

Well you MAY very well want to hire Ghostbusters!

Liberty's Edge

My wife saw a show about some Aussies that bopped around Stateside. They were asked if there were any U.S. phrases they liked.
The Aussies said we in the U.S. say "whatever" a lot.

Onnyhoo...

Liberty's Edge

Why is a hot dog a hot dog?

Where do you get the dog from?

Why isn't it a Sausage-ina-bun?

Liberty's Edge

Heathansson wrote:

My wife saw a show about some Aussies that bopped around Stateside. They were asked if there were any U.S. phrases they liked.

The Aussies said we in the U.S. say "whatever" a lot.

Onnyhoo...

Reckon that must be an old show. We probably use "whatever" as much as you lot these days.


Mothman wrote:
Well you MAY very well want to hire Ghostbusters!

But Blockbuster may not be the best place to look for them...

Liberty's Edge

Mothman wrote:

Why is a hot dog a hot dog?

Where do you get the dog from?

Why isn't it a Sausage-ina-bun?

Cause by the time you said, "sausage ina bun," you coulda' ate the dang thing! ;)


Mothman wrote:
Reckon that must be an old show. We probably use "whatever" as much as you lot these days.

I just read a book where this Aussie guy went undercover in the US. He had a bunch of American friends trying to teach him how to speak like an American so he could pass as one.

One of them said: "Stop saying "reckon" it makes you sound like a hillbilly."

Silver Crusade

kahoolin wrote:
Mothman wrote:
Reckon that must be an old show. We probably use "whatever" as much as you lot these days.

I just read a book where this Aussie guy went undercover in the US. He had a bunch of American friends trying to teach him how to speak like an American so he could pass as one.

One of them said: "Stop saying "reckon" it makes you sound like a hillbilly."

Heh. I don't think I've ever said "reckon" in a non-ironic way.

And if you asked to "hire a car" in the US, you'd probably wind up with a taxi and a driver. "Hire" pretty much always refers to paying an individual for a service.

Like, whatever.


kahoolin wrote:

How come book libraries are free, but it costs money to borrow a DVD?

One of the many mysteries of the universe...

Book libraries are paid for as well, also, too. Through yer friendly neighborhood taxes. Thank you for yer support. And (at least here in MO), you can get alllllmost any movie you might want to hire.


kahoolin wrote:
How come libraries are free, but it costs money to hire a DVD?
Sebastian wrote:
I think the bigger mystery is how one hires a DVD...
kahoolin wrote:
We do actually say "hire" to refer to borrowing a DVD in Australia...

That's what happens to English in the wrong hands. Leave it to those of us who invented the language -- Americans :P

Liberty's Edge

From the country which gave the world "wassup?" and "doh!" ...


Another mystery: Why do Kamikazi pilots wear helmuts? They're gonna die with it or without...

Dark Archive Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

Mothman wrote:
From the country which gave the world "wassup?" and "doh!" ...

As bad as those words are, at least our country's cities, towns, and landmarks don't sound like they were named by a group of 4th grade boys on a pixie stick high.


Sebastian wrote:
Mothman wrote:
From the country which gave the world "wassup?" and "doh!" ...
As bad as those words are, at least our country's cities, towns, and landmarks don't sound like they were named by a group of 4th grade boys on a pixie stick high.

No, you're right. Not counting the places where the settlers went "hey, we come from York. Let's call this place... New York!" (which we also have), your place names seem to a humble outsider like someone opened the bible at a random page and pointed at a passage with their eyes shut.

"OK you varmints, we's callin' this place Judgement-of-the-Lord, Colorado."

Liberty's Edge

Sebastian wrote:
Mothman wrote:
From the country which gave the world "wassup?" and "doh!" ...
As bad as those words are, at least our country's cities, towns, and landmarks don't sound like they were named by a group of 4th grade boys on a pixie stick high.

I like Albuquerque, Poughkeepsie, and Possum Kingdom Lake meself.

Gimme Pixie stixses!!!!!!! :o

Dark Archive Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

kahoolin wrote:

No, you're right. Not counting the places where the settlers went "hey, we come from York. Let's call this place... New York!" (which we also have), your place names seem to a humble outsider like someone opened the bible at a random page and pointed at a passage with their eyes shut.

"OK you varmints, we's callin' this place Judgement-of-the-Lord, Colorado."

I only say varmints in a non-ironic way, and only in reference to wabbits.

Now I'm curious though, what are the biblical names to which you are referring. I always thought that was a New Zealand thing (Christchurch anyone?) American places names are usually (a) English place names with the word New in front, (b) Indian words (go Michigan!), or (c) Spanish (San Diego).

Dark Archive Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

Heathansson wrote:


I like Albuquerque, Poughkeepsie, and Possum Kingdom Lake meself.
Gimme Pixie stixses!!!!!!! :o

I've always liked Ypsilanti myself (Ypsie for short).

Liberty's Edge

Sebastian wrote:
Mothman wrote:
From the country which gave the world "wassup?" and "doh!" ...
As bad as those words are, at least our country's cities, towns, and landmarks don't sound like they were named by a group of 4th grade boys on a pixie stick high.

Hey, you leave Warremparragamble Pedyville alone!

Actually I’d hazard a guess that most places “settled” by the British (etc) would have quite a mixture of place name types, from references to the mother-land (“hey, this place doesn’t really look like York but we wish it did, so we’ll call it New York”), references to well known folk or expidition leaders from the mother-land (“I, Sir Jospeh Banks, name this town Bankstown”), native words (“The natives keep calling this place Parramatta, so in their honour that’s what it shall be named” (not knowing it means “put away those beads and get off our land white man”), and religious references (“this place has a church so we’ll call it Christchurch).


Sebastian wrote:
kahoolin wrote:

No, you're right. Not counting the places where the settlers went "hey, we come from York. Let's call this place... New York!" (which we also have), your place names seem to a humble outsider like someone opened the bible at a random page and pointed at a passage with their eyes shut.

"OK you varmints, we's callin' this place Judgement-of-the-Lord, Colorado."

Now I'm curious though, what are the biblical names to which you are referring. I always thought that was a New Zealand thing (Christchurch anyone?) American places names are usually (a) English place names with the word New in front, (b) Indian words (go Michigan!), or (c) Spanish (San Diego).

Well, the Spanish ones are mostly religious for a start. Saint Francis, Saint Diego, The Angels. But I was thinking of little towns named after obscure people and places in the bible, like Hebron, Shiloh, Boaz, etc. Google says: http://www.britam.org/names.html

The very british people who built Canberra, our capital city, wanted to call it "Shakespeare," but the PM's wife ended up drawing from a hat and got the local Aboriginal name "Kamberra" which they changed the spelling of for some reason. I am so glad the capital of Australia is not Shakespeare. It would change the whole tone of our country...

Liberty's Edge

"Shakespeare" would be a nice name for a sleepy little hamlet.


LordofXoriat wrote:
Another mystery: Why do Kamikazi pilots wear helmuts? They're gonna die with it or without...

I don't know... maybe so they have somewhere to attach sponsorship stickers?

Grand Lodge

LordofXoriat wrote:
Another mystery: Why do Kamikazi pilots wear helmuts? They're gonna die with it or without...

Because it keeps their ears warm? No reason to be uncomfortable, even if you are flying to your death.

Liberty's Edge

LordofXoriat wrote:
Another mystery: Why do Kamikazi pilots wear helmuts? They're gonna die with it or without...

It was probably to prevent them from bumping their head and possibly blacking out or something during takeoff and manouvering prior to the kamikazi run.

Or simply that a helmet was a standard issue part of the uniform and no one really thought about it much.


By Wee-jas i need to hire me a Kamakazie pilot with a helmet to take out the shat!

The Exchange

Mothman wrote:
From the country which gave the world "wassup?" and "doh!" ...
Sebastian wrote:
As bad as those words are, at least our country's cities, towns, and landmarks don't sound like they were named by a group of 4th grade boys on a pixie stick high.
Mothman wrote:

Hey, you leave Warremparragamble Pedyville alone!

Actually I’d hazard a guess that most places “settled” by the British (etc) would have quite a mixture of place name types, from references to the mother-land (“hey, this place doesn’t really look like York but we wish it did, so we’ll call it New York”), references to well known folk or expidition leaders from the mother-land (“I, Sir Jospeh Banks, name this town Bankstown”), native words (“The natives keep calling this place Parramatta, so in their honour that’s what it shall be named” (not knowing it means “put away those beads and get off our land white man”), and religious references (“this place has a church so we’ll call it Christchurch).

For reference, Christchurch is a medium sized town on the south coast of England, and I imagine the New Zealand version is named after that. The original name was probably Anglo-Saxon or something.

Silver Crusade

My favorite US place names are the ones that are country names. I live in a town called Greece, not far from Egypt, while the town of Mexico is a short drive away.

The Exchange

Are there towns called Swaziland and Mongolia where you live?

Dark Archive

drunken_nomad wrote:
kahoolin wrote:

How come book libraries are free, but it costs money to borrow a DVD?

One of the many mysteries of the universe...

Book libraries are paid for as well, also, too. Through yer friendly neighborhood taxes. Thank you for yer support. And (at least here in MO), you can get alllllmost any movie you might want to hire.

Hey, Drunken Nomad--where in MO are you?


Heathansson wrote:
"Shakespeare" would be a nice name for a sleepy little hamlet.

You punny guy you!

Grand Lodge

I haven't seen anything yet to top Parumph (Nevada) - and I lived for a year in Wahoo (Nebraska). These may perhaps be Indian placenames, but I kinda doubt it...

Silver Crusade

Aubrey the Malformed wrote:
Are there towns called Swaziland and Mongolia where you live?

No, but there should be.


Why do we drive in aparkway, and park in a driveway?

Liberty's Edge

Vy-Dann wrote:
Why do we drive in aparkway, and park in a driveway?

Speak for yourself.

I do whatever; I'm chaotic neutral.

Dark Archive

Here in Missouri we have towns named Halfway and Peculiar. When I was a kid, I remember a newspaper headline that read: "Peculiar Man Marries Halfway Woman"

Silver Crusade

Heathansson wrote:
Vy-Dann wrote:
Why do we drive in aparkway, and park in a driveway?

Speak for yourself.

I do whatever; I'm chaotic neutral.

Did you turn your back on chaotic snarky?


Vy-Dann wrote:
Why do we drive in aparkway, and park in a driveway?

Your supposed to drive on a parkway? That's crazy-talk. But it might explain why I keep getting parking tickets...


kahoolin wrote:

How come book libraries are free, but it costs money to borrow a DVD?

One of the many mysteries of the universe...

This quarter's "2600: The Hacker Quarterly" has a good article about hacking Library self-check out machines.


kikai13 wrote:


Hey, Drunken Nomad--where in MO are you?

Springfield MO, home of the Simpsons! (and Brad Pitt, sheesh)

Dark Archive

drunken_nomad wrote:
kikai13 wrote:


Hey, Drunken Nomad--where in MO are you?
Springfield MO, home of the Simpsons! (and Brad Pitt, sheesh)

I'm from down there originally (went to high school in Bolivar) but now I live in Moberly.


kikai13 wrote:
I'm from down there originally (went to high school in Bolivar) but now I live in Moberly.

Bolivar got hit reallyreally hard in this last ice storm. Feel bad for those guys. I think I saw the mayor actually crying on the news during an interview.


Aubrey the Malformed wrote:
For reference, Christchurch is a medium sized town on the south coast of England, and I imagine the New Zealand version is named after that. The original name was probably Anglo-Saxon or something.

Actually, the settling pilgrims wanted to build a city around a cathedral and college -- the inspiration was Christ Church in Oxford.


Why do people think we have anything to do with global warming(the planet went from hot to cold and so on long before we got here)?
Why is the Polish rye at the store down the block $15 a pound( it's bread for the love of Kord)?
Why can't I sleep instead of posting like a madman at 2:02 a.m.?

Liberty's Edge

If a tree falls in a forest, and a druid is there to hear it fall, can she tell what type of tree it was?

What's the DC?

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