"Wouldn't be the first time someones tried to kill me, and it won't be the last."
"No."
Another classic Eastwood quote:
"Get three coffins ready."
(Brutally quick gunfight occurs)
"My mistake. Make that four coffins."
Lemme see if I can remember this right, as it is immediately prior to the brutally quick gunfight mentioned in Kirth's quote above.
"My mule doesn't like your laughin'. He gets the crazy idea that you're laughing at him. Now if you all apologize like I know you're going to ... "
"Just who the hell do you think I am?!"
Gasher looked up. "You," he snarled.
"Me," Roland agreed. He fired once and the left side of Gasher's head disintegrated. The man went flying backward, bloodstained yellow scarf unravelling, and landed on top of the Tick-Tock Man. His feet drummed spastically on the iron grillework for a moment and then fell still.Stephen King, The Waste Lands.
Hah! Roland at his best.
"You fight like a dairy farmer."
"How appropriate. You fight like a cow."
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From Chesty Puller:
""We've been looking for the enemy for some time now.
We've finally found him. We're surrounded.
That simplifies our problem of getting to these people and killing them."
"All right, they're on our left, they're on our right, they're in front of us, they're behind us. They can't get away this time."
Not easily repeatable in a useful context, but pure gold nonetheless:
"Where the Hell do you put the bayonet?" - Chesty Puller, on first seeing a flamethrower
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"T'all you fine dandies, so proud, so cocksure, prancin' about! Come and get me, I say! I'll be waiting for ye with a whiff o' the old brimstone! Ah'm a grim, bloody fable, with an unhappy, bloody end!"
"We have you surrounded! At least from this side!"
"I'm gonna be all over ya like shingles!"
"You are in my world! You are not welcome in my world!"
"Ah'm gonna stick me thumbs in your eyes and hang on till you're dead!"
"If God had wanted you to live he would not have created ME!"
You have to do the voices though.
I do wish a doppelganger would provide at least one my PC's the chance to use:
"Hey, look at that! He shapeshifted into a dead guy!"
Not exactly tough, but certainly scary considering the circumstance..
An old Rogue I played to the victim of a fatal sneak attack: "Ssh, sweetling. You're my whole world right now."
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Robin Hood Prince of Thieves: (approximate)
Sheriff to flunkie: When I kill you, I'm gonna use a spoon."
Flunkie, "A spoon?"
Sheriff, "Yes, Cause it'll hurt more."
Actually:
sheriff: "I'm going to gouge his [robin hood, I think?] eyes out, with a spoon!"
Sheriff's cousin: "A spoon, my lord?"
<bit of banter>
Sheriff's cousin: "But why a spoon? Why not a blade or..."
Sheriff: "BECAUSE IT'LL HURT MORE YOU TWIT!"
Best scene in the whole film.
Robin Hood Prince of Thieves: (approximate)
Sheriff to flunkie: When I kill you, I'm gonna use a spoon."
Flunkie, "A spoon?"
Sheriff, "Yes, Cause it'll hurt more."Actually:
sheriff: "I'm going to gouge his [robin hood, I think?] eyes out, with a spoon!"
Sheriff's cousin: "A spoon, my lord?"
<bit of banter>
Sheriff's cousin: "But why a spoon? Why not a blade or..."
Sheriff: "BECAUSE IT'LL HURT MORE YOU TWIT!"Best scene in the whole film.
" I'm going to cut his heart out with a spoon! " is what I was thinking...
can any one confirm? ^_^
Definitely the best scene in the movie, thank Alan Rickman for making it a fun movie!
It's definitely "...cut his heart out..."
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"I'm gonna shove my foot so far up your ***, you'll taste boot leather."
"You ever been hit so hard it makes your momma cry?"
"How about I knock your teeth so far down your throat that you need a toothbrush to wipe your ***?"
"You're gonna regret that for the rest of your life.... both seconds of it."
"I ain't kilt nuthin' in awhile, gettin' kinda hungry"
Some of my favorites. :)
Here is a good one for characters with familiars/animal companions/eidolons.
"[Insert PC companion here] break their limbs, rend their bodies. Leave none whole!"
Here is a good one for characters with familiars/animal companions/eidolons.
"[Insert PC companion here] break their limbs, rend their bodies. Leave none whole!"
That would actually be rather frightening to hear some one tell a familiar ... say, just before casting form of the dragon II on that familiar ...
Here is a good one for characters with familiars/animal companions/eidolons.
"[Insert PC companion here] break their limbs, rend their bodies. Leave none whole!"
For that situation, I often just throw my hands out before me, as if animals companions (or undead minions, if that's your thing) coursed past on my right and left, while enthusiastically commanding, "Feeeeeeeeeeeeeed!" in a grating, though almost sensuously lingering voice.
That would actually be rather frightening to hear some one tell a familiar ... say, just before casting form of the dragon II on that familiar ...Here is a good one for characters with familiars/animal companions/eidolons.
"[Insert PC companion here] break their limbs, rend their bodies. Leave none whole!"
I personally would find it creepier if the party leader said that to the rest of the PCs. Perhaps as a line for Rallying Cry, or some White Raven trick. Or heck just as an Intimidate check for Never Outnumbered.
Just need a way to have the party look savage enough to possibly follow through :P
(That actually gives me an idea for a character, I just need to figure out how to do it....)
That would actually be rather frightening to hear some one tell a familiar ... say, just before casting form of the dragon II on that familiar ...Here is a good one for characters with familiars/animal companions/eidolons.
"[Insert PC companion here] break their limbs, rend their bodies. Leave none whole!"
I personally would find it creepier if the party leader said that to the rest of the PCs. Perhaps as a line for Rallying Cry, or some White Raven trick. Or heck just as an Intimidate check for Never Outnumbered.
Just need a way to have the party look savage enough to possibly follow through :P
(That actually gives me an idea for a character, I just need to figure out how to do it....)
Savage Bard? Inspire Courage with "Break their limbs, render their bodies, LEAVE NONE WHOLE!" takes on a whole new meaning with a party comprised of characters with sharp teeth. >:)
Or, each character gets an "Intimidation trick", sets Initiatives to occur on the same count, then 'fires' the "trick" all at once, shouting that as a group battle-cry. Say, devotees to Rovagug if playing on Golarion ...
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That would actually be rather frightening to hear some one tell a familiar ... say, just before casting form of the dragon II on that familiar ...Here is a good one for characters with familiars/animal companions/eidolons.
"[Insert PC companion here] break their limbs, rend their bodies. Leave none whole!"
Sounds like something our Elf ranger would tell her barberian slave.
I got it from looking at minis that would fit with my idea of an Eidolon for my summoner that I plan on playing through Legacy of Fire.
Goblin Summoner with a Eidolon named Rippy, going to start out with a Termagaunt (Warhammer 40k Tyranid basic Trooper) Bipedal form with teeth and claws. lol
Then later upgrading him to a large version using a Warrior miniature. (Same source)
Then when/if possible changing him to Huge size and using a Carnifex miniature (Same Source)
Savage Bard? Inspire Courage with "Break their limbs, render their bodies, LEAVE NONE WHOLE!" takes on a whole new meaning with a party comprised of characters with sharp teeth. >:)
I know what I'm slipping into next chapter during the dry points... >:D
Savage Bard? Inspire Courage with "Break their limbs, render their bodies, LEAVE NONE WHOLE!" takes on a whole new meaning with a party comprised of characters with sharp teeth. >:)I know what I'm slipping into next chapter during the dry points... >:D
You could call them "Disciples of Olangru" ... >:D
Bonus points: they're halflings, cannibals, and been afflicted with the "savage" template.
Hook them up with a certain species of vermin and a certain ... inclination ... and the Disciples of Olangru are on a good opening act.
puffs on a stogey
Mmmmm ... a hint of humiliation, a touch of terror, dipped in reduced broiled sweetmeat. Delicious.
From a fire-wizard;
"Fire moves, consumes, and grows. Weapons cannot injure it. It knows neither mercy nor pity. Fire would be the perfect minion if only it possessed intelligence. Intelligence that I now bestow..."
"Man has a love for fire. Napalm, white phosphorus, promethium, oil, gasoline, meltas, plasmas, firestorms, incendiaries, firepower, fireline, flamethrower, fireteam, firefighter, the flames of war, fire, fire, fire. What else could be said to have benefited as much from man as fire? What other element has been defended, nursed, tutored, fed, and loved more than fire? Our cities, our books, our people, our enemies, our friends, our dead, our living, our greatest works and most heinous feats; all of them, fed to the ever hungry flames, and there it is. Years of brilliant minds worked on that one. For warfare, for country, for humanity? No. We wanted to see what fire, raw unchained flame, could do."
<disarm unholy symbol out of hand> "You worship Dagon huh? When you see him, tell him he's next."
:) That's always fun to say just before fragging those pesky high level clerics.
A variant: " Say hello to your Gawd(ess). Tell (him/her/it) they've got a purty mouth. " Stabbity death ensues
For any character with a vorpal weapon. The character that quoted this did (had 2, actually):
"There can be only one. And you are not it!" Terisa Nightranger, Dunedain ranger
or the variant:
"There can be only one. And you're looking at her."
For the Pious Lawful Good(dy Two Shoes) when accosted by highwaymen:
"Forgive them (insert name of deity here), they don't know any better. Forgive me, for I truly should."
For any character with a vorpal weapon. The character that quoted this did (had 2, actually):
"There can be only one. And you are not it!" Terisa Nightranger, Dunedain ranger
or the variant:
"There can be only one. And you're looking at her."
I rather prefer this version: " There can be only ME!! " schlorp
I rather prefer this version: " There can be only ME!! " schlorpFor any character with a vorpal weapon. The character that quoted this did (had 2, actually):
"There can be only one. And you are not it!" Terisa Nightranger, Dunedain ranger
or the variant:
"There can be only one. And you're looking at her."
That requires a degree of self-centered behavior Terisa lacks. As well as the grammar, she has more of that too.
after all this I can't believe that the famous line of
"I'm going to rip off your head and shit down your neck" hasn't been used before.
My cleric was famous for telling the BBEG, First I kill you, then before you can go to your supposed reward for a wasted lifetime of heroics and charity I will bind your soul to your corpse and use your head as my new chamber pot.
Then I followed through, I made alotta money off that paladins church to get his corpse and gear back. I love evil clerics of Gods of Undeath.