when mixed with a tablespoon
of arsenic. Needless to say
they are popular among 1-Percenters
and the undead, which means
purveyors get to WAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY overcharge
the citizens of the kingdom
in favor of tourist discounts.
The citizens simultaneously raged and
their combined strength bonus was
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did the Clownpocalypse truly begin.
fake noses exploded and the
balloon-missiles' red glare, the
hanky-chains bursting in air,
gave tickets to Fright-Night,
missing its star attraction: The
Skiron Slayer's terror yet reigned
missing his deadly, magical clown
halberd, which could destroy the
dread Fintoozler. Only clowny noses
could protect one from the
song of the equally deadly
clownly jester, the clownliest jester
West Jestershire (a community known
for its skilled pun masters).
"Let us PUNish them," said
Rex the Bark Lord, doggie
doggie where is your bone?
Rex's Weevil Council was sent
to waylay the Sacred Council
with Wreckomancy (magick most vile).
Hello? Hello? Is anyone there?
deprivation elevator asked, while trying
the emergency stop, to savor
Furious flapping foul fumes forward
(aka 5F), an organization that
propagates the rapid release of
chaos into society. 5F wanted
Requested, nay demanded equal access
to leftover gourmet dog food
and yesterday's chile. Even that
who called their serpent servants
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