The Orcish-English Dictionary (2nd Ed) PDF

“Kemamiad grezmelad aka! Petkag no kagat quig vag shminka. Yet kathag quet lulz resstidz skriagek! Lika makkag orfu aka.”
— Vothnokk Split-Face, Mancutter sub-chief (retired)

Plead for your life in grammatically perfect Orcish! And essential guide for students, travelers, bards, and merchants, this volume contains over 4,800 Orcish words, as well as:

- An easy-to-use pronunciation guide
- A comprehensive grammar primer detailing proper conjugation and declension
- Lexicons in both Orcish and English
- Writeups on the Orcish clans and their histories
- A handy phrase book covering important subjects such as General Conversation, Business and Trade, At the Inn, In the Dungeon, Insults (not recommended), and, of course, Dating and Romance
- Sample orcsigns, Orcish war chants, the Orcish alphabet, and more!

Teach yourself Orcish today! Seriously, it might stall them long enough for you to outrun your friends.

The Orcish is featured in the fantasy-comedy web series JourneyQuest, which can be seen on Amazon Prime and YouTube.