Oykiv´s We be goblins too (Inactive)

Game Master Oykiv

"Piggy no run away. Piggy Rita lunch!"

ATK: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (7) + 8 = 15...DMG: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5

as the armored pig attempts to run off Chuffy taunts the pig, "where pig going? Don't pig like Rita's singing?" and he slashes at the pig.

AoO, will post the sneak attack just in case it its appropriate.

attack: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (9) + 8 = 17 for damage: 1d4 - 1 + 2d6 ⇒ (3) - 1 + (1, 4) = 7

I think I don´t make it clear in the last post. Chuffy and Rita could makes AoO, but it´s also a new round for everybody, the pig just tryed to run away

Both Chuffy and Rita try to finish of the pig as it runs away, but the attacks bounce in his thick skin. Now is time for everybody to finish off him before he can run to its master.

Combat tab
All the goblins can act

Chuffy
Rita (-2 HP)
Poog (-4 HP)
Mogmurch (-2 HP)
Armored pig (-30 HP, trying to flee)

- Stupid pig runs into the fence! - said Mogmurch. He wanted to kill it, but he wanted to keep his resources as well.

"Chuffy- you go straight and i go round to stop piggy!" Rita yells at Chuffy and then she double moves around the building marked 2 on the map to get close to the pig.

"Um. Um... um." Poog begins, as Reta plans her coordinated assault. The strain of leadership and tactical thought too much, he follows Reta and falls back on his comfortably toasty fire magic.

Fire Bolt (touch) 0/5 remaining: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (19) + 5 = 24
Damage: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 1 = 7

'run here Chuffy, run there Chuffy, everybody thinks there Chuffy's boss.' Chuffy runs forward and attacks the pigs rear as it runs away. "Don't run away piggy, it's almost time for Chuffy's lunch"

30 ft move, attack

attack: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (3) + 8 = 11 for damage: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (2) - 1 = 1

Poog, and Chuffy, starts grumbling about Rita thinking she can give orders. Poog also throws his last firebolt agaisnt the pig, which leaves very bad wounded.

Slamming the door: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5

The armored pig, evading Chuffy attack runs for its life and tryes to break the door, just to bounce of it. Cornered and almost dead, the pig is no a threat when the four goblins go to finish off him.

Once the combat is over, you can hear something scratching wildy the door from inside the house.

Now you can go back with Sqeely Nord, enter in the ogre´s house through any of the planks, go to the ground under the house to see if there is another opening, investige the rest of the farm (number 4 in the map)

I've been hoping for a reanimated mount all game. It just dawned on me that I can't do that without any black onyx. D'oh!

Poog will approach the fearsome piglet, Squealy Nord. Channeling his chieftainly bravery, he uses his speak with animals ability to cow the fearsome beast and strap him into the barding. "How Squealy get here? You come with Poog. Serve Poog, for he is big chief now, and Poog give Squealy many eats."

Ride - Fast Mount (bareback): 1d20 + 5 - 5 ⇒ (19) + 5 - 5 = 19 ooh! nearly.

Poog attempts to impress his followers by leaping onto the pig's back, tangling himself in the straps of his barding but managing to right himself.

Poog mounts over Sqeely Nord eager to show his followers how "good" he can ride, and as a preach to Zarongel, god of mounted combat. But the pig looks really scared to serve as a mount.

May I have a handle animal check to calm him?

Handle Animal: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5

Mogmurch tried to ride Squeely Nord, back those days and it was quite a shame, how he has failed. So, he prepared to be laughting loud as soon as Poog falls his face in dirt.

while Poog is playing with Squealy Nord, Chuffy inspects the bodies, finding four very unusual gourds of fire burping, Chuffy takes the over to Mogmurch and ask "You smartest here Mogmurch, what these gourds for?"

"Dunno aaaaasssskkk chief..... or Moggy, he has smarts."

Mogmurch smelled one of those, than licked it, than drunk one of his potions and tried again.

Identify: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (11) + 12 = 23

- They look pretty edible, but beware of the burping... It definitely contains sulphur."

"What is sulfur? For cooking? Moggy a cook now?"

- Sulphur is the fiery sand. Once you've touch it with a fire it goes boom and sparks and smells like your feet... I can cook!

Chuffy, easily confused asks Mogmurch "Is Mogmurch saying if Chuffy eat gourd then chuffy belch fire same way piggy did?" he begins to eyeball the gourds with evil intent.

- Not sure, how it works on goblins, might be the fire will come from another side of yours..., - Mogmurch giggles.

I've been hoping for a reanimated mount all game. It just dawned on me that I can't do that without any black onyx. D'oh!

Then change your lesser animate dead spell

Poog tries to calm Nord, but having just burned him don´t helps at all, and the pig remains uneasy. But he´s not strongh enough to dismount Poog, so Mogmurch must wait a little to have his laughs. Control an untrained mount in conbat is a DC 20 ride check, fyi

Now that they have indentifyed the gourds and picked Nord as an unstable mount for Chief Poog it´s time to kill an ogre, but where to start?

Next location, please

With much difficulty, Poog will swing around the the north, coaxing his mount over the bridge. He'll draw his wand of fireballs. "OKAY! You draw them out, yes? Then we kills them dead."

Chuffy smiles mischievously, pointing at the gourds. "Why fight? Lets burn it all down!"

"Is that the chiefs plan? charge in? I like burning building better. Fun to watch big pink skins run with fire in hair."

Is there a window that we can throw a spell throuigh? Otherwise I might need an angle through the doorframe.

In the second floor, the one you can enter from the north, there´s also a window to the northwest of the door. In the third floor there are two windows, one north and one south. It´s imposible to see what are inside the house from the ground, you only see the ceiling

while chief bossy boss Poog figures out what to do I will look around. Chuffy, bored while Poog makes his decision goes to the other side of the hut and looks around. basically headed to 4

perception: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (20) + 7 = 27

also, after Mogmurch's explanation, would chuffy have realized that the gourds in the shed were also explode-able?

@Chuffy, You realize it after Mogmurch explanation, or even after having seen how a pig eats one and then dose you in flames

Chuffy, bored walts toward three decrepit henhouses slump battered in the mud. The nervous clucking of several chickens can be heard from within.

Also he heard the sound of something bigger sleeping, carefully hidden he takes a look inside and sees a feral rottweiler sleeping.

Was the dog sleeping in the cabin or in one of the henhouses?

mmmm, chicken, what's that sound...and accursed dog, I must tell the others, we will burn it with gourds...gourds that's what was in the little building distracted with the idea of getting more gourds to burn stuff with, Chuffy goes to the shed and acquires the three gourds. Then he returns to the others. There is a dog sleeping over there, lets go burn it!"

outside one of the henhouses, I´ve put it in the map

Poog growls. "Stupid dogs! We puts it down. It be goblin's god-given duty. We slits its throat and sacrifices it to Zarongel. Chuffy, you is most sneaky. You goes first, yes?"

Coup-de-grace! Coup-de-grace!

With the dog taken care of, I'll start a volley through the window by the entrance. Whoever nabbed that necklace of fireballs should join me.

"Rita thinks Chuffy will get scared of the dog..." she says to Moggy as they watch Chuffy try and be sneaky.

I doubt Chuffy don´t want to kill a dog, so lets speed this a little

Chuffy walks as quiet as a shadow toward the dog and slits its throat. The dog open his eyes just to see he can´t bark or even breath, so he dies gasping for breath. For enjoyment of the goblins

Sneaky Chuffy: 1d20 + 18 ⇒ (17) + 18 = 35
Coup de grace: 2d4 - 2 + 2d6 ⇒ (2, 3) - 2 + (2, 4) = 9

I doubt Chuffy don´t want to kill a dog, so lets speed this a little

Chuffy walks as quiet as a shadow toward the dog and slits its throat. The dog open his eyes just to see he can´t bark or even breath, so he dies gasping for breath. For enjoyment of the goblins

I was on my way home from work, but well done sir, well done.

perception: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (2) + 7 = 9 oh well

after slicing the dogs throat Chuffy walks over to Rita and shows her the bloody dog-slicer and then wipes it on his sleeve, smiling "That's why mine is a dogslicer, not just called one like yours." then he sticks his tongue out at her. Going over to Poog he asks "Are we going to burn house down or send Rita in? She acts so tough all the time, Chuffy want to see her prove it!"

- Burn! I like to burn it down, let's bring some stuff and make it burn! - whispering a goblin song We don't need no water let the munchmeat´s house burn, Mogmurch started to prepare his concoctions and reagents for fireworks.

Perception: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (5) + 5 = 10

Chuffy nods his head in agreement, looking from Mogmurch to poog, asking "Where to put fire gourds to get biggest boom?"

Wand of Fireball (DC 14): 5d6 ⇒ (3, 2, 4, 4, 5) = 18

Once his fellow goblins are at the ready, Poog will launch a fireball through the second floor (entry) window.

"Chuffy just mad he only sends dogs away when theys sleeping...he not brave enough to do it when theys awake like Rita...Chuffy has a wee-wee dogslicer..." Rita taunts and then follows Poog as he sets fire to the place.

Chuffy smiles at Rita, as he flicks some of the dog blood at her, turning to Mogmurch he asks "Where can we put gourds to help start fire?"

You can have eatten the gourds before the wand of fireball. Even if you plan to use it later, it´s a good idea

reflex: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (8) + 3 = 11

Poog sends a bean that explodes inside the house causing a howl followed by a female voice asking what´s going. The goblins prepare for the incomming fight and waits only a few moment until a woman wents out of the house followed by a bad-burned giant ferret.

Combat round one
Bold can act

Rita
Chuffy
Mogmurch
Poog
Woman
Giant ferret

as Poog fires the wand chuffy bites one of the three gourds he has, hoping something will run out so he could burn it, seeing the ferret and the woman run out, he let out a large burp aimed at them "Bbbrrruuuupppp"

fire burp damage?
attack: 2d6 ⇒ (5, 6) = 11

Poog will use the final charge of his wand of fireball, cackling madly to himself.

Fireball (DC 14): 5d6 ⇒ (5, 1, 4, 6, 3) = 19

Rita waits for the fire attacks to resolve before moving forward to attack whomever is left

Dogslicer ATK: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (8) + 8 = 16
DMG: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4

Mogmurch moved to a side and hurled one of his bomb into the bigfatkin girl. He even tried not to get Rita into flames.

Atk: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (16) + 8 = 24 dmg: 2d6 + 2 ⇒ (4, 3) + 2 = 9 4hp splash. Ref DC12 for half

@Chuffy, yes the fire burp damage is correct. @ Rita, don´t you were wearing the +1 flaming dogslicer?

Woman reflex vs burp: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (20) + 1 = 21
Woman reflex vs fireball: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5

The giant ferret can´t resist so much fire, and dies completely burned. The woman avoids part of the burp, but suffers a fireball directly in her face, wich lets her almost dead. Just enough to Rita to cut her leg making the woman fall to be easily finished off.

Perception: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (14) + 2 = 16

Blessed by an enormous, spherical head, and overlarge ears, Poog can hear the sounds of spellcasting within. "Magic! Grrrr... GOBLINS! MAKE READY! RETA! Me touch you."

Poog will cast Resist Fire on Reta.

"WHY YOU TOUCH ME THERE?! NO ONE TOUCH RETA THERE?!"

are we still in init.?

seeing the woman fall Chuffy begins to giggle, looking at the effect of the belch he pops the second gourd in his mouth, and starts to rummage through the bleeding burned woman's stuff.

perception: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (8) + 7 = 15

having heard the speaking from inside chuffy asks the chief, "Poog, what is that mumbo jumbo?"

No init, only some time until something happens. You have 2 rounds.

"Shhh! Reta please no tell Licktoads. Poog not want media circus." Poog says, in a sudden panic. "Poog hear magic, but Poog no see who or what. Zarongel knows what he doing in there."

did the ogrekin have anything worth taking?