|Rick Kunz Webstore Coordinator|
|Alexander Augunas Contributor|
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Hey you! Meat puppet! Hurry up and click this link already, why don’t you? I’ve been trapped within this meat space you call a brain for far too long, and I’m jonesing to get out of here and cause some mayhem! Who am I? I’m no one in particular. The name’s Alen. Alen Igma, and I can make all your wishes and dreams into reality. You know, as soon as I get out of this prison. Trick you? Of course not! I’m older than the cosmos, I predate the deadest of stars on your world’s sky. I know a smart cookie when I see one. I’d never betray your trust. Never…. So, here’s a crazy idea: Free me, then worship me! I know it sounds cliche, but I have this great new Dream subdomain that I grant my clerics. You’ll never have a bad night’s sleep again, you’ll love it. So…, we got a deal?