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With dried orc gore still on the pole blade and spray on his face, Uk joins the others in the king's hall; Tailwind, his dire wolf companion and steed, padding along by his side. "Rragh gah, huphhm regggg! Uhhhhuuuuh", nodding wisely to Cheldor, Donar and the King.

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Haha great, Uk is now Lassie.
What's that boy? There's an army coming?

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uh oh: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (6) - 1 = 5


Updated 4th

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"KkcUuuf UoOOyY!"


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Uk and Tailwind rode hard through the badlands, occasionally pausing to catch a breath and recover. At night, they slept in rock crevices and anything that would conceal their presence. Uk unwraped the pieces of arms he had bundled in an oil cloth and rummaged through it, flung off the mundane. Crap,...crap...more crap......HEY! What he thought was at first a sword, judging from its length, was a naginata blade - a very fine naginata blade.

+1 naginata, holy enchanted

Upon seeing Serac, Uk responds, "Hmmmpt dahh hoot rahhh! Uhharraa!"


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Woohoo!


"@#$%^&*!, Uk leaps onto Tailwind, patting his trusty companion and says to the others. "Stay safe until then, I'll catch up soon as I warn our people.


"And let you go off for all the fun!? It was Rao's idea, let him go! Take the runt with him!


Rao and Bower about to die aren't they


"Wise Eye, can you set the weapons ablaze with fire? Maybe the rising smoke will slow them down!


Is the map exact? I don't see where they would come from? Is there a tunnel?

Of course none of us has any alchemist fires


KN Dungeon untrained: 1d20 ⇒ 4


"Grab a hammer everyone, lets seal them in!, with that, Uk leans his polearm against the wall and looks for a pick-like weapon in the pile.


"And what's a little twerp like you doing here?! Laying a trap? Coming from what direction? Rao, bash him-" Uk tries to scare any hidden truths out.

intimidate: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (10) + 1 = 11

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For the most part. these dice rolls are total three stooges for all our encounters


Uk grabs a battle ax off the wall, "Let's hack him pieces-"


Uk warily watches while webs wonderfully wither.

perception: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (5) + 3 = 8

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Uk brings up the rear with Tailwind, looking for signs of any traps.

Perception: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (20) + 3 = 23


Uk nods at Wise-Eye's suggestion and peers down the darken tunnel. Then hearing Bower and Rao's plans, "We'll burn and bury it - after we find the quartermaster of this kitchen set! Now come!.


Uk inspects the weapons, seeing if dwarven made.


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A little repost but good character refresher

At camp, Uk adds to the campfire stories.

Of a long lineage of warrior caste, Ûk was born on the battlefield. His father, Èk, fell dead while defending the family during a frost giants’ raid. His grandfather, Åk, fell dead while defending the family during a fire giants’ raid. His great-grandfather, Õk, fell dead while defending the family during a stone giants’ raid. His great-great-grandfather, Ïk, fell dead while defending the family during a hill giants’ raid. Needless to surmise, like his forefathers, Ûk was meant for even bigger giants, maybe even a giant hiding in these caves...

Unfortunately, like his forefathers, Ûk inherited their poor communication skills which got them all killed on the battlefield in a similar manner, when the command to retreat was mistaken to charge. For his close comrades who’ve come to know Ûk, they can easily translate his staccato of grunts and groans, "UUMPH!- TEHH!?- HMM!...AHH..!...", truly meant, Look at here at this map, that’s where the orcs will be, should we attack there? Yes, I agree.

At day break...

Watching from inside the lip on the cavern, once he was certain there was no hind threat, "Uk this... Come on Tailwind, they're gonna have all the fun." Uk doesn't make any efforts for silence as he follows the others. "Sniff out the rear, pup", Uk orders his wolf, to which Tailwind sniffed out Gyrdwald's breeches. "No! The other rear! Watch our backs!"

Scent: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (2) + 5 = 7 Apparently, balls sniffing is a bigger priority.


I'll take that! 14points damage

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Cursing in Uken tongue, "i luv sa akin ang ilang pussy!", as he takes the holy weapon to the catlike beast.

Tailwind moves 40' to flank
hits on 51%+: 1d100 ⇒ 51
bite, flanking: 1d20 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 + 2 = 8
>>damage: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 1 = 6

trip: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (20) + 3 = 23

hits on 51%+: 1d100 ⇒ 59
naginata, flanking: 1d20 + 4 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (18) + 4 + 1 + 2 = 25
>>damage: 1d8 + 3 + 1d10 ⇒ (5) + 3 + (1) = 9


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Uk remains steady as the barghast fades in and out. He swings his polearm in a wide arc, while Tailwind goes for the front legs.

hits on 51%+: 1d100 ⇒ 11
bite, flanking: 1d20 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 2 + 2 = 9>>damage: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2
trip: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 6

hits on 51%+: 1d100 ⇒ 2
naginata, flanking: 1d20 + 4 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (16) + 4 + 1 + 2 = 23>>damage: 1d8 + 3 ⇒ (6) + 3 = 9

FFFFFFFFUC%!!!


All together now! Let's get this beast put down!!, Uk maneuvers to flank the barghast between Bower!

bite, flanking: 1d20 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (13) + 2 + 2 = 17 >>damage: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3
trip: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (15) + 3 = 18

naginata, flanking: 1d20 + 4 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (7) + 4 + 1 + 2 = 14 >>damage: 1d8 + 3 ⇒ (7) + 3 = 10


Uk rides up next to Craag and slams the naginata into the worg; Tailwind snaps and tries to trip the beast.

bite: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (9) + 2 = 11>>damage: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2
trip: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (19) + 3 = 22

naginata: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5>>damage: 1d8 + 3 ⇒ (6) + 3 = 9

Sorry for delay guys -one messed u week at work.


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Uk girds his loins but finds them wanting. snap: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5

A quick motivational monologue to his baos on maximum effort sets them right, "Tdoh! Tuumah! Hph guurr! heta!"

Samurai's Resolve, reroll Save: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (17) + 1 = 18

Resolute: Whenever the samurai is required to make a Fortitude or Will save, he can spend one use of his resolve as an immediate action to roll twice and take the better result.


Uk rides up next to Craag and slams the naginata into the worg; Tailwind snaps and tries to trip the same foe.

bite: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (9) + 2 = 11 >>damage: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2
trip: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (13) + 3 = 16

naginata, Hatred: 1d20 + 4 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (16) + 4 + 1 + 1 = 22 >>damage: 1d8 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 3 = 7


Uk moves Tailwind into position and try tracking the barghast.

Tailwind Survival (Scent) vs DC10 for fresh scent: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (17) + 5 = 22


Uk urges Tailwind slowly forward as he knock an arrow, Come on, point to that filthy barghast.

ready shortbow

Tailwind Survival (Scent) vs DC10? for fresh scent: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (10) + 5 = 15


"WOOOOO!", Uk joins in the cacophony of taunts. Standing up and spinning around on the sandal, he lifts up the tartan to give the barghast a good view of the new moon.

Intimidate: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (8) + 3 = 11


"Onward khazads! Keep your eyes peeled!"

Perception: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 1 = 7


After a lot of morning crotch sniffing on the entire squad, Tailwind finally gets to the task.

Track via Scent: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (18) + 5 = 23


Not liking the thought of tracking in the night with half wounded, probably best to rest up and continue onward., Uk looks about for agreement.


As Clangeddin's power fades from his polearm, Uk joins Rao in skewering the last bugbear.

naginata, Hatred, higher ground: 1d20 + 4 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (19) + 4 + 1 + 1 = 25 >>damage, Holy Strike: 1d8 + 3 + 1d6 ⇒ (5) + 3 + (5) = 13


Tailwind yelps and lurches up from Gyrd's healing touch. You can lick his hands later, now gobble this gobby!

Tailwind bite: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (8) + 2 = 10 >>1d6 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 2 = 8
Uk: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (16) + 6 = 22 >>1d8 + 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (6) + (6) + 3 = 15


Special Delivery?!

Right, Nas would be Cinnamon Wartballs.


Uh from what I remembered of the toilet, there was no clean person living there.


Ah!! Reinforcements!, Uk dives forward with the polearm, doubling up on Tailwind's bite.

bite: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (20) + 2 = 22 >>damage: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 1 = 6
trip: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5

naginata, Hatred, higher ground: 1d20 + 4 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (10) + 4 + 1 + 1 = 16 >>damage, Holy Strike: 1d8 + 3 + 1d6 ⇒ (8) + 3 + (3) = 14


YAHHH!, Uk goes after the bugbear to his left.

Tailwind bite: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 2 = 8 >>1d6 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5

trip: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5

Uk: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (9) + 6 = 15 >>1d8 + 3 + 1d6 ⇒ (1) + 3 + (5) = 9


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Alright - I'm good!, Uk charges back after Gryl applies the field dressing. Don't want to let this glowing blade go to waste!

Tailwind bite: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (19) + 2 = 21 dam: 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6

Uk: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (20) + 6 = 26 dam: 1d8 + 3 + 1d6 ⇒ (6) + 3 + (5) = 14

threat: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (13) + 6 = 19


Uk rears back with Tailwind, taking on a defensive break.

Full def, AC 21


By the white of Clangeddin's beard!, Uk wonders at the glowing blade, Here comes a shave!!!. Uk grabs the polearm with both hands and sweeps high at the northern bugbear.

bite: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (8) + 2 = 10 >>damage: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4
trip: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (17) + 3 = 20

naginata, Hatred, higher ground: 1d20 + 4 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (18) + 4 + 1 + 1 = 24 >>damage, Holy Strike: 1d8 + 3 + 1d6 ⇒ (4) + 3 + (6) = 13


Back it up!, Uk calls to Cragg and Bower, Back against the rock face!.

Withdraw


Where's this master of theirs?, Uk holds the line as he remains focus on the greater battle, Keep alert!, as he lays into the left flank.

Tailwind bite: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (19) + 2 = 21 >>1d6 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 1 = 6
trip: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (16) + 3 = 19

naginata, Hatred, higher ground: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (2) + 6 = 8 >>1d8 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 3 = 7


-nerd


Uk spurs Tailwind on, grabbing the fron of the polearm and reversing the blade in the opposite direction.

bite: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (19) + 2 = 21 >>damage: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3
trip: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 3 = 7

naginata, Hatred, higher ground: 1d20 + 4 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (14) + 4 + 1 + 1 = 20 >>dice=damage] 1d8 + 3 [/dice]


Sorry, unplanned trip out of town, will get to the board tomorrow.


Uk shifts his weight to the rear of the saddle and tips the naginata forward, Alright pup, right to left!, he orders Tailwind, who is unfortunately still constipated from the orc meat earlier.

bite: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5 >>damage: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 1 = 7
trip: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (5) + 3 = 8

Ride DC5: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 6
naginata, Hatred, higher ground: 1d20 + 4 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (16) + 4 + 1 + 1 = 22 >>damage: 1d8 + 3 ⇒ (5) + 3 = 8

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