Indeed, though I honestly just forgot to include them in the list. Pfft, Real men have a wand of Abundant Ammo and use a cracked Ioun stone to hold it.
Ohh Another one. When the Encounter Involves a Doll
The guy says his character is "A Brony" AKA a My little pony
This is something that annoys both GMs and me.
One thing to annoy a Gm, HAve a boon and never GMed before in your life or been to a con. I constantly get told "You shouldnt be able to use that" with the VC jumping in several times say " I ALREADY TOLD YOU HE CAN, I SAW THAT GUY GIVE IT TOO HIM"
"WITH MY FLIPPY FLOPPYS"
When the group says "Let the gunslinger Tank."
Aslong as it isnt Year of the Pony
Dragon. EVERY scenario will have you fighting a dragon of some sort Panda, Panda people become a playable race without a boon, and we must invade Tian.
When the GM has a bag of kettle corn and you see the four people with the most dirty minds at the table.
When the GM says "Oh god, everything here has class levels, and is higher then you"
I better Stock up n Adamantine Cartridges and Abundant Ammnution wands
If there isnt a Robo chicken mount as a boon, I will be Livid
Thankyou for this, Im going to copy this and keep it with my Gunslinger Char sheet
Im still waiting for the Merperson boon.
The best trap springers are dead goblins tied to the end of a rope and thrown down a hallway.
Also, There is such a thing as a silencer for your gun, Oil of silence is 250 gp and makes your gun silent for 1hr.
nahh it was a handwave and "Next Question"
Paladins. The best people to take when trying to infiltrate an evil cult. Brilliant! Or the time I heard "There are going to be traps" I straight up asked the VC why she didnt assign Rogues to the party.
Even funnier. You have to infiltrte an embassasy. The Gm says "Ok, how has the lowest bluff" and the lowest bluff is 9. The GM thought it would be fun, but we just lied, kissed and intimidated our way though the scenario. No roll failed.
I remember when we did a ponyfinder game at PFS. It was a one off where we made a pony character and did a scenario we all played for no credit. I think it was Blakros Matrimony. And Everyone was ponies.
No ones there and no one sits down with you....... Welcome to my life in High School
On a boat there is a door and the guy next to me places his character to on side of the door, and another guy to the other. The guy says "I ready an action to attack the first man to come between me and him" I look and say "You must really love him to kill the first man to come between the two of you"
OMG that is so annoying, My gunslinger has a +1 in INT. Why? So I couldd speak Elvish for her background. I dont care if I didnt dumb any stats. She is well rounded in general and you guys where happy when I talked the 7 thugs from killing us out of it.
you play a zen archer and eveyone does aswell. Seen that happen
Your Ex is the Gm. Happened to a friend of mine. Guess whose Cleric somehow ended up as a tank?
Black Dragon Cave
My Ifreet Gunslinger(Female) Decides it is time for a bath at the Inn they are staying at. So she takes one, stripping her clothes. I hear a scream from one of my partners, who is afraid of horses and saw one. I burst out of the bath naked, but a towel over the bottom part and run through the Inn screaming "IM COMMING" all the way through. I burst through the door and find? Nothing, he just saw a horse. The GM said "Thank God there where no kids playing with us"
So, How about we post some of or character Backgrounds for fun.
Dwarf Barbarian: Kaldrok. A former dwarven noble who got disowned by his family after they found out about his preference of men over women. His anger stems from his loss of his vast fortune. He know hw to properly track animals and prey. He hates ale and thinks of it as a commoners drink. HE will regularly insult other pathfinders(I always ask the table if it is ok In char to do it, they are always fine) But has an inflated sense self and it often gets him and his group in trouble. He is Aldoran who joined the pathfinders to get great wealth Human Inquisitor: Martrel: A native chelaxian who specializes in ranged attacks. He is a bit slow. He worship asmodues for no other reason because it starts with the first letter of the alphabet. But is is very insightful and good with a bow. He often just sits in the back and quietly observes.
Ifrit Gunslinger: Maria: An Ifrit who was raised by two elves since she was a month old. He mother always told her she was an elf with special fire powers. Even into adulthood she still thinks she is an elf and will pull her gun on anyone who says otherwise. Her father taught her how to work with a gun at a young age. but they kept their only child sheltered . She is a well known pathological Liar that she doesn't even know if it is the truth. The reason she joined the pathfinders is to help her parents in their retirement and to see the world. She joined the silver crusade because she thought she would earn extra silver.
So recently my local PFS has had problems with kids. This may seem like an old man rant or problem but just hear me out.
This came up last night. Two in our group where eating chinese food and got a fortune cookie.
Blakros MAtrimony and frost fur captives
Spoiler: We had a half orc impress the Tian Xe representative with one armed push ups. I hit on the mother of the bride and I think she liked it.
But the best was this. Frostfur Captives. We ticked off the boat troll and killed him. Apprently that is a NO NO. After that we see the Dollhouse. Suddenly we all run scared from the dollhouse. As the GM said "Even seasoned Pathfinders will run from even a regular doll" |
