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Freehold DM wrote:
103) Your rather innocuous implant knows when you are getting aroused or are near someone you find attractive for carnal purposes. It attempts to help you by emitting random mating calls.

103a) Or what it thinks is appropriate mood music. Regrettably, this is rarely for the appropriate race/gender/social class.


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Spacecaptain Pillbug Lebowski wrote:
Set wrote:

97. The Shirren who last owned this cyberlimb knew she was about to die, and snuck her larvae into the 'smugglers compartment' where one usually hides contraband. Fortunately it's only been a couple of days since the limb was 'creatively acquired' and resold to you, so the larvae remains healthy. Congratulations! You're a parent, ish, to a bug! <Cigar not included. Do not smoke around children.>

97a. The larvae shirren is aware of your surroundings and interactions. When you enter combat, the excited larvae telepathically urges you to launch your fist/foot at the enemy.

Edit: 97b. The larvae has reconfigured the wiring in your cyberlimb, allowing it to 1) tap into broadcasts of vintage trideo shows (especially ones involving giant mechs) every chance it gets, and 2) keep your limb refrigerated to a constant 7.2°C. It also "speaks" at length to any who will listen about the evils of the god Weydan, although it consistently mispronounces it as "WHEE dun." ;)

97c. Quite to your surprise, the larva have unionized and now demand particular concessions from you. But don't worry, this means you can also cast summon swarm 1/day. Remember: when it comes to shirren larva swarm, it's not a bug, it's a feature.


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captain yesterday wrote:

Hot Wheels now makes die cast star ships for Guardians of the Galaxy, and Star Wars, they even come with clear plastic bases to put them on.

All for about a dollar each.

Easily found at Toys R Us.

It's a shame Toys R Us is going bankrupt and closing stores, then.


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54. You're reasonably sure the former owner of this cyberarm either got hit with a horrific curse or really angered an especially talented hacker. Either way, every time you speak a word starting with the letter "P" it starts slapping you on the forehead and blares out five words starting with the letter "V" via a bass-enhanced internal speaker.

That, or the implant tech has a really twisted sense of humor, and you need to have a extensive discussion with them. Maybe one involving energy weapons.

"All right, we need to do this as stealthily as we can. I'll take point and--"

"VAINGLORIOUS! VIRGIN! VENAL! VAGABOND! VAGINA!" *slap slap slap slap slap*

"-- oh gods damnit, not again."


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bookrat wrote:
You could use it to implant ideas into someone's head, or try to drive a conspiracy theorist insane.

"This is Zon-Kuthon, Kent. And you've been a very naughty boy." *wicked grin*


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Domestichauscat wrote:
A character with low wis and int, but high cha? Sounds like Derek Zoolander to me. Should be hilarious!

I was going to recommend Jayne Cobb of Firefly, myself. "If I wanted schoolin' I woulda gone to school!"