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Looks like both Earls are down! :)

Redirect my attack to Red please, add 2 to the damage to account for IC.

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As Magdalene approaches the Society leaders they all grab their noses as the sickening perfume hits them.

"Ugh! Go wash up, or stay far away"

The Society Leaders gather reports from you, Rain and Biglock, then meet back in the vault a few hours later.

Zarta turns the chalice over multiple times, trying to see if she can get any of the magic liquid to appear. When everyone has finally gathered for the debrief, she says, "Well, I'm still not sure what this is, but all your reports are consistent. It's obviously a central piece of Aslynn's plan. In a way, it's a good thing that shard of her mind infiltrated our vaults, as it's allowed us to understand a few things we might have otherwise missed! I wish we could've learned about this without putting your lives in danger, and for that, I apologize. I hope you're ready for more adventures. We've just scratched the surface of the vault's contents, and we need to act fast to learn more about some of these items. One thing is certain: we can't leave everything here and wait around for Aslynn to strike again."

The faction leaders quickly fall into a heated discussion over the best approach to the items—it's clear that they don't see eye to eye, but they all agree that they'll need to work together for the sake of the Society's future! While the Society's leaders argue, Biglock gives you a smug grin. "Nice work. Hey—Zarta is pretty great. She says Mr. Glovely and I don't have to stick around this dusty vault! Don't worry, though. We'll be in touch. I've got a few schemes in mind. When I'm done making arrangements, Mr. Glovely will come calling!"

FIN

Thanks for playing all!

give my regards to Hilary and Bret!

That wasn't Earl was it? ;)

Have fun at the con! :)

take care of yourself first, GM! Get thome retht.

Lorch steps out of the flank and attempts to deal with Red. Unfortunately, neither attack hits this time. Cirri turns on the water and blasts Pink, hitting once. Bechamel charges an arrow with extra power and shoots Pink, drilling him right in the chest and dropping him like a sack of grain.

"Noooo! Earl! Ye'll pay fer that!"

Red manages to elude the lightning bolts from both Starlight and Kromrock. Yellow isn't so lucky and only manages to dodge Starlight's jolt. Professor Bun Bun makes Yellow think that his hand's been cut off. Yellow screams in agony and faints dead away. (Unconscious).

Red takes a step back to get out of the way of both Starlight and Lorch. He then attempts to brain Lorch with his club.

Club vs Lorch AC 19: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (12) + 10 = 22
Club vs Lorch AC 19, MAP: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (9) + 5 = 14
Bludgeoning, Melee: 1d6 + 7 ⇒ (4) + 7 = 11

Lorch takes the hit but doesn't quite go down.

"Nobody was s'posed t'be here! Just go down already!!"

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COMBAT TRACKER
Round: 2-3
Tactical Map
Active Conditions: Inspire Courage (Rd 1 of 4)
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Those with ** may go

-3-
**Professor Bun Bun, Q.T.E. - AC 18, 42/42
**Lorch - AC 19, 4/34
**Kromrock Crushmaster - AC 18 (20 w/shield), 30/30
**Starlight Sparkle - AC 16, 13/27
Red (-16)
Yellow (Unconscious)

-2-
**Bechamel Mornay - AC 20 (21 w/shield), 33/33
**Cirri Merryweather - AC 17, 20/20

Bun appears to be deadly against frogs...

Haka runs up to Red and introduces him to his axe. The axe hits and Red is grabbed as well. Truck finds a weakness on Blue and informs the party about it while stabbing the sniper. Tandang sends more darts at Blue but they don't hit.

Hope takes advantage of the flank set up by Truck and slashes at Blue with both weapons, hitting both times. Hope's first strike exploits the weakness Truck exposed.

Graeyson joins the fray and attacks Red instead, taking advantage of the other flank set up by Truck. He pulls out his club and clobbers Red, hitting both times.

Blue steps and flanks Truck before poking him again.

Shortsword vs Truck AC 20, FF: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (19) + 14 = 33 for Piercing Damage: 1d6 + 6 ⇒ (3) + 6 = 9
Shortsword vs Truck AC 20, FF, MAP, Agile: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (14) + 10 = 24 for Piercing Damage: 1d6 + 6 ⇒ (6) + 6 = 12

Sneak, Crit: 1d6 ⇒ 2
Sneak: 1d6 ⇒ 3

Concealed Flat: 2d20 ⇒ (4, 3) = 7

Unfortunately, the spots across his vision cause him to misjudge where Truck is standing...

I'm going to leave all that up there to show how lucky Truck is!!

Red blinks away the spots and rubs his eyes (or tries to).
Flat: 1d20 ⇒ 5

He then stabs Truck twice.

Concealed Flat: 2d20 ⇒ (6, 17) = 23

Shortsword vs Truck AC 20, FF: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (13) + 14 = 27 for Piercing Damage: 1d6 + 6 ⇒ (2) + 6 = 8 with Sneak: 1d6 ⇒ 4
Shortsword vs Truck AC 20, FF, MAP, Agile: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (4) + 10 = 14 for Piercing Damage: 1d6 + 6 ⇒ (1) + 6 = 7 Sneak: 1d6 ⇒ 2

This time the first strike hits Truck.

Roark pulls out a throwing knife and advances, Mr Potbelly still clomping along behind him.

Oh. I always use a tracking file. That's actually how I prep my scenarios. I use a plain text file with all the info. Especially if it's a scenario I've run before, I almost never refer to the PDF... I've found that it makes my life easier... and I usually have all the dice expressions laid out like a botting spoiler so I just copy/paste the lines.

Granted, it takes longer to prep but it runs faster...

Posting ahead since my turn will probably roll around while I'm asleep.

Hearing Bitty yell at the black frog, Bun quickly reloads his weapon. He moves into the clear and lines up the Black Frog. "Hold thtill you thilly frog! Thith will teach you to grab my friendth!"

As an afterthought, he calls to Egg "Hang on, Egg! I'll thave you!"

+1 Arquebus vs Black Frog: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (1) + 9 = 10
+1 Arquebus vs Black Frog, HP, Vestments: 1d20 + 9 + 1 ⇒ (15) + 9 + 1 = 25

BOOM!

Concussive, Crit: 1d12 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2 Doubled to 4
Fatal: 1d12 ⇒ 11

Second time I've crit for minimum damage.. sigh...

◆ Reload
◆ Stride
◆ BOOM!

Last call for your downtime rolls if you'd like them with your chronicles!

Oh in other news, Dad's home. We were allowed to go home Saturday morning. Of course, I had to get up early to leave early and therefore again short on sleep... :)

Crafting: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (18) + 12 = 30

That's probably a crit...

Zhamie constructs a replica of the drake rifle she used. It even makes a BZZZT sound when it fires.

Dad was discharged Saturday. He's home and that's always good.

Reji looks at the weapon in awe. He places his halberd on the shelf for safekeeping and shoulders the new weapon.

Woohoo! Congrats! :)

we have a volunteer for a tribute. I'll transfer the RPG Chronicles info later today. meeting hell day today...

Reji finds a nice looking dagger, but returns it as he's looking for something more impressive (and deadly). He tries searching again, hoping for better luck.

Warfare Lore: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (20) + 6 = 26
Finally!!

GM, how you feeling?

My dad is recovering, though not enough so that the docs are comfortable releasing him. I'm probably going to be spending Sunday with him in the hospital. It'll be Saturday night US time so it probably won't affect the game as much! :)

Sam's eyes widen and her jaw drops, unable to believe that her heroine is standing right in front of her. Her jaw moves but she's only able get one word out...

"EEEP!"

Finally regaining some of her composure, Sam's words seem to gush out.

"Y-y-you? Sh-sh-shy?? B-b-but you're always so up front in the stories! D-did you really stab Glorzia? A-a-and a chair mimic? D-d-do you m-mind if I adventured with you?"

shell shock? hero worship? you name it! :)

Roark closes his eyes, reaches for one of the feathers on his arm and yanks it off. He walks over to the door and attempts to tickle Biglock.

Thievery: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (16) + 9 = 25

"Calm down Mr Potbelly. I won't leave ya!"

Assuming that worked:

Roark wanders over to Stitch and hands the feather to him...

Academia Lore: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (3) + 5 = 8

Sam heads for the shelves where Nob found more dinosaur stories. Unfortunately, these refer to a purple dinosaur that has nothing to do with her heroine.

One of the players had the perfect answer to my riddle -- which almost caused me to snort coffee out of my nose laughing...

"Ridiculouth. The anthwer ith clearly a kangaroo. They bend down on all fourth to forage in the morning, thtand on two legth to leap around at midday, and plathe their tail on the ground at night to lean back and retht."

[dice=bardic lore]1d20+8

The stuffed scholar grins smugly. He leans over and whispers to Cirri. "A human? Really? How did you come up with thuch a thilly anthwer, Thirri?"

I'd been drinking coffee while reading this and I was very fortunate indeed not to snort it out my nose!

He's doing better. Hopefully he'll be out of the hospital soon. Thanks for asking :)

Startled at seeing the skunks appear, Sam draws her new sword with a steely hiss. "Bamidele! Attack!" she calls. She then realizes what she just did and blushes furiously, hoping nobody heard her and retaining enough awareness to launch a goblet at the white skunk.

TKP; Bludgeoning: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (12) + 8 = 201d6 + 4 ⇒ (6) + 4 = 10
Sneak: 1d6 ⇒ 2

◆ Interact to draw
◆◆ TKP vs White

“Ummm Bee? I heard that you know some stories of Bitisururu Blue and her Dinosaur? I read about her while at the academy. I’ve read some but I heard a new book came out?”

Sam giggles a bit shyly, “In a way, it’s why I decided to drop out of the academy. She inspired me to try to become a Pathfinder Adventurer. Her stories are quite exciting.”

GM Hmm is the best backup ever. I can post somewhat but running combat with a tablet is near impossible…

Might have a slight delay with posting tomorrow. Gonna spend the day in the hospital with my dad.

Samantha Seed wrote:

The "sword with magical glitter" made me laugh... then I remembered that I did use it in the game with Macondi :)

Yeah, you started it ;) . That sword and the scroll with half of a short story on it were results of a failed search roll. And were both a lot of fun to play with.

The funny thing was - the trashy novel was something I used before in a game I ran on Discord. I didn't expect you to mention it at the end (which is what inspired the 'Adventures of Bitisururu Blue')... :)

Might have a slight delay with posting tomorrow. Gonna spend the day in the hospital with my dad.

"Don't worry, Mr Potbelly! I'll protect you!"

Based on your top 3:

Carnelian - F/F
Haka - Campsite
Hope - Campsite
Tandang - top 3 all done
Graeyson - no preference
Truck - no choices so I assume no preference.

So Campsite it is...

high-fives rainzax :)

Yikes. I was going to apologize for ghosting the table myself since Tuesday night (Philippine time, GMT +8) I had to rush my dad to the hospital for a high fever. Thankfully he's responding to the meds but I was in a bit of a daze for 2 days...

Take care of yourself GM!

You need 3 successes so if anyone wants to HP their roll, now would be a good time.

Haka manages to get the deserters to stop and think for a moment. 1 success

that's fine. I suddenly lost internet at home last night. I usually post ahead when my turn appears to near -- Internet at home was restored this morning so I wonder if that was someone trying to tell me to "GO TO BED!" :)

I'm back, btw... just need to catch up -- had to rush my dad to the hospital last night. He's stable and responding well to the meds. It's just catching up on sleep (the in-processing especially at 1 am isn't fun) :)

wow... a botting spoiler I put in actually helped... Hmm has something here :)

Thanks for the bot. Had to rush my dad to the hospital last night. He's stable and responding well to the meds but it's the overnight and the processing that's a doozy. I still need to update Isaku's statblock, which I'll do now.

Wow. My botting spoiler was useful after all :)

Thanks all! My dad is stable, thankfully. I'm going to start catching up now -- it was really the overnight that's a real doozy. And doing all the BB Code isn't much fun on a tablet...

I'll be home later today. Should be fine after I catch up on some sleep. I pinged the specials channel on discord.

To those in my games. I have a family emergency at the moment.ill post when I can.

Samantha Seed wrote:

The "sword with magical glitter" made me laugh... then I remembered that I did use it in the game with Macondi :)

Yeah, you started it ;) . That sword and the scroll with half of a short story on it were results of a failed search roll. And were both a lot of fun to play with.

I generally do silly stuff like that... it makes it more entertaining... At a recent game I had a leshy monk nicknamed "Brocc". I had a failed scrolls check find a recipe for "Broccoli and Cheese"

The "sword with magical glitter" made me laugh... then I remembered that I did use it in the game with Macondi :)