paizo.com Favorited Posts by ULTRAGEEKpaizo.com Favorited Posts by ULTRAGEEK2018-04-05T22:28:54Z2018-04-05T22:28:54ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: I've always wanted one of my threads to be necromancied.Safety Bear (alias of ULTRAGEEK)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tv8h&page=13?Ive-always-wanted-one-of-my-threads-to-be#6462017-10-12T02:24:46Z2017-10-11T22:52:10Z<p>THIS THREAD HAS BEEN DEAD FOR 16 DAYS! DOES THAT MEAN THAT SAFETY BEAR IS A NECROMANCER!?</p>THIS THREAD HAS BEEN DEAD FOR 16 DAYS! DOES THAT MEAN THAT SAFETY BEAR IS A NECROMANCER!?Safety Bear (alias of ULTRAGEEK)2017-10-11T22:52:10ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Captain Yesterday's Action!Town! A respite From Guatemalan Insanity Peppers.Safety Bear (alias of ULTRAGEEK)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u5rc&page=4?Captain-Yesterdays-ActionTown-A-respite-From#1582017-07-12T00:02:56Z2017-07-11T23:29:48Z<p>SALT IS NOT SAFE! SAFETY BEAR DISAPPROVES!</p>SALT IS NOT SAFE! SAFETY BEAR DISAPPROVES!Safety Bear (alias of ULTRAGEEK)2017-07-11T23:29:48ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: GameplayCeidith (alias of ULTRAGEEK)https://paizo.com/campaigns/AdventuresLeagueLostMinesOfPhandelver5e/gameplay#422017-07-10T00:19:46Z2017-07-09T23:42:05Z<p>Ceidith wanders out after Holgar. <b>Hello everyone! What have we have here! It seems I was to busy drinking to start fighting today, but if this nice woman</b> he gestures to Halia <b>allows me to accept he job, it seems that I will be able to compensate for the last few minutes!</b></p>Ceidith wanders out after Holgar. Hello everyone! What have we have here! It seems I was to busy drinking to start fighting today, but if this nice woman he gestures to Halia allows me to accept he job, it seems that I will be able to compensate for the last few minutes!Ceidith (alias of ULTRAGEEK)2017-07-09T23:42:05ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Apologize to *Chris Lambertz* for ALL your Misdeeds Here!ULTRAGEEKhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qen0&page=11?Apologize-to-Chris-Lambertz-for-ALL-your#5252017-01-13T03:13:03Z2017-01-13T01:40:15Z<p>I apologize for.......letting my campaigns die :(</p>I apologize for.......letting my campaigns die :(ULTRAGEEK2017-01-13T01:40:15ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: I've always wanted one of my threads to be necromancied.Safety Bear (alias of ULTRAGEEK)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tv8h&page=6?Ive-always-wanted-one-of-my-threads-to-be#2832017-08-24T15:50:16Z2017-01-11T20:43:41Z<p>BUT BEETLES AREN'T SAFE!</p>BUT BEETLES AREN'T SAFE!Safety Bear (alias of ULTRAGEEK)2017-01-11T20:43:41ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: In the Company of BraggartsULTRAGEEKhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u0i6?In-the-Company-of-Braggarts#122017-01-11T18:40:59Z2017-01-11T13:30:17Z<p>Still playing this campaign :-), and it's pretty fun. </p>
<p>Game system: Trail of Cthulhu
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Name of PC: Joseph Westmore
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Class/level: Dilettante
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Adventure: Investigating a cult in 1937
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Catalyst: Wasn't allowed to come inside </p>
<p>During a stakeout at a mansion, Joseph was trying to figure a way inside. After whoever answered the door refused to let him inside, he drive his car straight into the door! He then got into a shootout with a guard, which he won!</p>Still playing this campaign :-), and it's pretty fun.
Game system: Trail of Cthulhu
Name of PC: Joseph Westmore
Class/level: Dilettante
Adventure: Investigating a cult in 1937
Catalyst: Wasn't allowed to come inside
During a stakeout at a mansion, Joseph was trying to figure a way inside. After whoever answered the door refused to let him inside, he drive his car straight into the door! He then got into a shootout with a guard, which he won!ULTRAGEEK2017-01-11T13:30:17ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: I've always wanted one of my threads to be necromancied.Safety Bear (alias of ULTRAGEEK)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tv8h&page=6?Ive-always-wanted-one-of-my-threads-to-be#2712017-01-05T15:32:24Z2017-01-01T02:18:55Z<p>EXACTLY!!!!!!! SAFETY BEAR!!!!</p>EXACTLY!!!!!!! SAFETY BEAR!!!!Safety Bear (alias of ULTRAGEEK)2017-01-01T02:18:55ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: I've always wanted one of my threads to be necromancied.Safety Bear (alias of ULTRAGEEK)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tv8h&page=5?Ive-always-wanted-one-of-my-threads-to-be#2242016-12-16T18:44:26Z2016-12-16T16:50:36Z<p>GLOFFY BAIT IS NOT SAFE</p>GLOFFY BAIT IS NOT SAFESafety Bear (alias of ULTRAGEEK)2016-12-16T16:50:36ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: taig's Twelve Days of Third Partymas, Year TwoULTRAGEEKhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u1sd&page=5?taigs-Twelve-Days-of-Third-Partymas-Year-Two#2142016-12-16T02:27:20Z2016-12-15T20:34:50Z<p>Can I enter?:-)</p>Can I enter?:-)ULTRAGEEK2016-12-15T20:34:50ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Kobold Publishing's Dice of Doom ContestSafety Bear (alias of ULTRAGEEK)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u2gv?Kobold-Publishings-Dice-of-Doom-Contest#52016-12-14T17:49:08Z2016-12-14T13:23:22Z<p>SAFETY BEAR VOTED CLIFF NEWMANN</p>SAFETY BEAR VOTED CLIFF NEWMANNSafety Bear (alias of ULTRAGEEK)2016-12-14T13:23:22ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: I've always wanted one of my threads to be necromancied.Safety Bear (alias of ULTRAGEEK)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tv8h&page=3?Ive-always-wanted-one-of-my-threads-to-be#1362016-11-02T22:58:00Z2016-11-02T22:27:16Z<p>YES</p>YESSafety Bear (alias of ULTRAGEEK)2016-11-02T22:27:16ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The International Bank of Paizo (we are not a pyramid scheme)Safety Bear (alias of ULTRAGEEK)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tzrb?The-International-Bank-of-Paizo#302016-11-02T01:15:11Z2016-11-02T00:45:14Z<p>SAFETY BEAR WANTS MONEY</p>SAFETY BEAR WANTS MONEYSafety Bear (alias of ULTRAGEEK)2016-11-02T00:45:14ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: I've always wanted one of my threads to be necromancied.Safety Bear (alias of ULTRAGEEK)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tv8h&page=3?Ive-always-wanted-one-of-my-threads-to-be#1292016-10-28T21:41:10Z2016-10-28T00:37:31Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Mostly Harmless Bear Cub wrote:</div><blockquote> {<i>quietly nibbles from box of slightly-moldy Teddy Grahams</i>} </blockquote><p>•Asks if Mostly Harmless Bear Cub wants to have a sacred hockey stick. Bears stick together, after all!•Mostly Harmless Bear Cub wrote:{quietly nibbles from box of slightly-moldy Teddy Grahams}
*Asks if Mostly Harmless Bear Cub wants to have a sacred hockey stick. Bears stick together, after all!*Safety Bear (alias of ULTRAGEEK)2016-10-28T00:37:31ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: I've always wanted one of my threads to be necromancied.Safety Bear (alias of ULTRAGEEK)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tv8h&page=3?Ive-always-wanted-one-of-my-threads-to-be#1192016-10-25T11:34:38Z2016-10-23T19:04:23Z<p>•Hits Danger bear with hockey stick•</p>*Hits Danger bear with hockey stick*Safety Bear (alias of ULTRAGEEK)2016-10-23T19:04:23ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: I've always wanted one of my threads to be necromancied.Safety Bear (alias of ULTRAGEEK)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tv8h&page=3?Ive-always-wanted-one-of-my-threads-to-be#1102016-10-19T16:25:55Z2016-10-16T13:36:28Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Just your average clone wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Huzzah! Let safety reign until the end of this thread!</p>
<p>•bows• </blockquote><p>SAFETY BEAR HAS A FOLLOWER! YOU SHALL BE THE FIRST TO ENTER THE RANKS OF SAFETY BEAR WORSHIPPERS, AND FOR THAT,I SHALL GIVE YOU A GIFT!
</p>
•Gives bottle of sacred Maple Syrup•</p>Just your average clone wrote:Huzzah! Let safety reign until the end of this thread!
*bows*
SAFETY BEAR HAS A FOLLOWER! YOU SHALL BE THE FIRST TO ENTER THE RANKS OF SAFETY BEAR WORSHIPPERS, AND FOR THAT,I SHALL GIVE YOU A GIFT!
*Gives bottle of sacred Maple Syrup*Safety Bear (alias of ULTRAGEEK)2016-10-16T13:36:28ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: I've always wanted one of my threads to be necromancied.Safety Bear (alias of ULTRAGEEK)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tv8h&page=3?Ive-always-wanted-one-of-my-threads-to-be#1012016-10-15T01:03:55Z2016-10-15T00:08:37Z<p>SAFETY BEAR HAS POSTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</p>SAFETY BEAR HAS POSTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Safety Bear (alias of ULTRAGEEK)2016-10-15T00:08:37ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Paizo Office Closure Conspiracy Thread!ULTRAGEEKhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ty7k&page=2?The-Paizo-Office-Closure-Conspiracy-Thread#552016-10-15T02:18:11Z2016-10-15T00:05:43Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Insane KillMaster wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Farael the Fallen wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Its clear that the conspiracy is much bigger than I thought. Today I am celebrating <b>Canadian Thanksgiving</b>, but I can't believe that the Paizo Offices are closed to also celebrate it. I call on the fans of Pathfinder to begin an investigation that will probably take years, and it will take them to paths that have nothing to do with the office closures. Somehow we must find out the <b>TRUTH</b>, and we probably won't like what we find.
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Now I must finish my traditional, Canadian Thanksgiving meal... </blockquote>Hey, <b>Canadian</b> boozes are way better (and more alcholized) than American ones... so they are excused. </blockquote><p><b>YEAH!!!!!CANADA!!!WHOOH!CANADA!BEER!TIM HORTONS!HOCKEY!LACROSSE!BEAVERS!THE MAPLE LEAF!MAPLE SYRUP! CANADA!!!!</b> •Pulls out hockey stick, bottle of maple syrup, extra large cup of double double coffee, and canadian flag•Insane KillMaster wrote:Farael the Fallen wrote:Its clear that the conspiracy is much bigger than I thought. Today I am celebrating Canadian Thanksgiving, but I can't believe that the Paizo Offices are closed to also celebrate it. I call on the fans of Pathfinder to begin an investigation that will probably take years, and it will take them to paths that have nothing to do with the office closures. Somehow we must find out the TRUTH, and we probably won't like what we find.
Now I must finish...ULTRAGEEK2016-10-15T00:05:43ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Receive a Precious Compliment from a Beautiful KoboldSafety Bear (alias of ULTRAGEEK)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2twck&page=2?Receive-a-Precious-Compliment-from-a#912016-09-25T12:41:58Z2016-09-22T01:09:52Z<p>A WILD SAFETY BEAR HAS APPEARED!</p>A WILD SAFETY BEAR HAS APPEARED!Safety Bear (alias of ULTRAGEEK)2016-09-22T01:09:52ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Captain Yesterday and Kobold Cleaver Debate threadSafety Bear (alias of ULTRAGEEK)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2twlh&page=2?Captain-Yesterday-and-Kobold-Cleaver-Debate#902016-09-18T03:09:55Z2016-09-18T01:33:27Z<p>SAFETY BEAR DECIDES THAT HE WILL WIN. HA!!! YOU ALL LOSE THE DEBATE! SAFETY BEAR WINS!</p>SAFETY BEAR DECIDES THAT HE WILL WIN. HA!!! YOU ALL LOSE THE DEBATE! SAFETY BEAR WINS!Safety Bear (alias of ULTRAGEEK)2016-09-18T01:33:27ZRe: Forums: Recruitment: Recruiting for a Dungeon World GameRamonde (alias of ULTRAGEEK)https://paizo.com/campaigns/DungeonWorldStromsSix/recruiting&page=3#1142016-08-04T00:23:50Z2016-08-03T22:36:53Z<p>Ultrageek here! Done my character! Here's just a brief description, which can also be found in my profile:</p>
<p>When he walks into a bar, flashing a wink and a grin at the nearest woman, you might think Ramonde was just your normal Minstrel. In fact, you might even be true. But that's not what Ramonde thinks. Nay, in fact, he profoundly disagrees with you. While minstrels tell stories, Ramonde makes them. Whether he goes out and slays a dragon, or stands on stage pretending that he slew a dragon... well, that...that my friend, is based on how he feels. Ramonde travels the land, creating adventure and following his every whim ,learning of stories, listening to stories, and creating stories. For he is a bard, and that... well, that is his life.</p>Ultrageek here! Done my character! Here's just a brief description, which can also be found in my profile:
When he walks into a bar, flashing a wink and a grin at the nearest woman, you might think Ramonde was just your normal Minstrel. In fact, you might even be true. But that's not what Ramonde thinks. Nay, in fact, he profoundly disagrees with you. While minstrels tell stories, Ramonde makes them. Whether he goes out and slays a dragon, or stands on stage pretending that he slew a...Ramonde (alias of ULTRAGEEK)2016-08-03T22:36:53ZRe: Forums: Recruitment: Murder Mystery at Gildcrypt Manor. (5 Players requested)ULTRAGEEKhttps://paizo.com/campaigns/MysteryAtGildcryptManor/recruiting&page=2#522016-07-14T01:47:55Z2016-07-07T16:01:23Z<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Gp:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">5d6 ⇒ (6, 5, 1, 2, 4) = 18</span>x10x2=360</p>[dice=Gp]5d6[/dice]x10x2=360ULTRAGEEK2016-07-07T16:01:23ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Funny Stuff My Kid SaysULTRAGEEKhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rv2w&page=4?Funny-Stuff-My-Kid-Says#1732016-05-04T01:26:54Z2016-05-03T23:39:54Z<p>Ok, here's a stupid thing I said as a kid.</p>
<p>Mom:Dinners ready!
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Me:But mom...
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Mom:What?
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Me:I'm to hungry to eat!</p>Ok, here's a stupid thing I said as a kid.
Mom:Dinners ready!
Me:But mom...
Mom:What?
Me:I'm to hungry to eat!ULTRAGEEK2016-05-03T23:39:54ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: Letters from the Flaming Crab: Her Story (PFRPG) PDFULTRAGEEKhttps://paizo.com/products/btpy9kp7/discuss?Letters-from-the-Flaming-Crab-Her-Story#192016-04-30T23:25:51Z2016-04-12T21:59:53Z<p>I shall post a review soon! It's just as awesome as you last book! :)</p>I shall post a review soon! It's just as awesome as you last book! :)ULTRAGEEK2016-04-12T21:59:53ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Battle of Surrender?ULTRAGEEKhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qv0n&page=33?Battle-of-Surrender#16472016-03-24T23:22:06Z2016-03-24T21:04:22Z<p>Eating exclamation marks!</p>Eating exclamation marks!ULTRAGEEK2016-03-24T21:04:22ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Blame *Cosmo* for ALL your problems hereThe Rantings of an Old Man (alias of ULTRAGEEK)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ppag&page=103?Blame-Cosmo-for-ALL-your-problems-here#51472016-03-23T23:46:50Z2016-03-23T23:07:52Z<p>•rant, rant• I blame Cosmo that I was cursed by Asmodeus to forever rant •rant, rant•</p>*rant, rant* I blame Cosmo that I was cursed by Asmodeus to forever rant *rant, rant*The Rantings of an Old Man (alias of ULTRAGEEK)2016-03-23T23:07:52ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSafety Bear (alias of ULTRAGEEK)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=365?Last-one-to-post-wins#182222016-03-19T01:31:15Z2016-03-18T23:47:24Z<p>•Grabs magic missle muffin in mid air and eats it• Mmm... SAFETY BEAR APPROVES!</p>*Grabs magic missle muffin in mid air and eats it* Mmm... SAFETY BEAR APPROVES!Safety Bear (alias of ULTRAGEEK)2016-03-18T23:47:24ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Blame *Cosmo* for ALL your problems hereSafety Bear (alias of ULTRAGEEK)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ppag&page=103?Blame-Cosmo-for-ALL-your-problems-here#51272016-03-14T00:23:29Z2016-03-12T02:00:21Z<p>I blame Cosmo for making 2+2=4. It was much better when it used to be 3! Curse you!</p>I blame Cosmo for making 2+2=4. It was much better when it used to be 3! Curse you!Safety Bear (alias of ULTRAGEEK)2016-03-12T02:00:21ZRe: Forums: Website Feedback: weird spam on the messageboardsULTRAGEEKhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tbhw&page=2?weird-spam-on-the-messageboards#822016-02-15T22:45:05Z2016-02-15T21:29:41Z<p>Tactislion, you are probably right about the ddos thing. During a ddos attack, people send so much information, a website goes down. Hope this does not happen to the paizo forums</p>Tactislion, you are probably right about the ddos thing. During a ddos attack, people send so much information, a website goes down. Hope this does not happen to the paizo forumsULTRAGEEK2016-02-15T21:29:41ZRe: Forums: Website Feedback: weird spam on the messageboardsULTRAGEEKhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tbhw&page=2?weird-spam-on-the-messageboards#812016-02-15T22:45:29Z2016-02-15T21:27:21Z<p>The spam is still coming! I'm out of ammo!</p>The spam is still coming! I'm out of ammo!ULTRAGEEK2016-02-15T21:27:21ZRe: Forums: Website Feedback: weird spam on the messageboardsULTRAGEEKhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tbhw&page=2?weird-spam-on-the-messageboards#792016-02-15T20:34:58Z2016-02-15T19:37:43Z<p>We are really going to have to fire those goblins......</p>We are really going to have to fire those goblins......ULTRAGEEK2016-02-15T19:37:43ZRe: Forums: Website Feedback: weird spam on the messageboardsULTRAGEEKhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tbhw&page=2?weird-spam-on-the-messageboards#782016-02-15T20:34:57Z2016-02-15T19:35:00Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Imbicatus wrote:</div><blockquote> What would be extremely helpful would be a way to mark a thread as spam without having to open the thread, similar to the hide thread button to hide a thread without entering it. That way we can flag with one click without having to go into each thread to flag it. </blockquote><p>That would make everything easierImbicatus wrote:What would be extremely helpful would be a way to mark a thread as spam without having to open the thread, similar to the hide thread button to hide a thread without entering it. That way we can flag with one click without having to go into each thread to flag it.
That would make everything easierULTRAGEEK2016-02-15T19:35:00ZRe: Forums: Website Feedback: weird spam on the messageboardsULTRAGEEKhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tbhw&page=2?weird-spam-on-the-messageboards#752016-02-15T19:32:11Z2016-02-15T18:17:12Z<p>Clicking on what looks like the "main account", it appears the person behind the spam has some coding knowledge. The appear to have created a script that allows them to keep on redirecting to the same page.</p>Clicking on what looks like the "main account", it appears the person behind the spam has some coding knowledge. The appear to have created a script that allows them to keep on redirecting to the same page.ULTRAGEEK2016-02-15T18:17:12ZRe: Forums: Website Feedback: weird spam on the messageboardsULTRAGEEKhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tbhw&page=2?weird-spam-on-the-messageboards#742016-02-15T19:32:02Z2016-02-15T18:09:31Z<p>They keep on coming!</p>
<p>Since they keep on making accounts that fast, the person who created those posts probably coded a small script that allows them to create accounts and post spam.</p>
<p>Is there any chance we can create our own script (with permission, of course) and flag every single post?</p>They keep on coming!
Since they keep on making accounts that fast, the person who created those posts probably coded a small script that allows them to create accounts and post spam.
Is there any chance we can create our own script (with permission, of course) and flag every single post?ULTRAGEEK2016-02-15T18:09:31ZRe: Forums: Website Feedback: weird spam on the messageboardsULTRAGEEKhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tbhw?weird-spam-on-the-messageboards#382016-02-14T02:46:08Z2016-02-14T01:54:17Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>•Walks to the Cannon Superstore, forks over some money, buys spam-cannon with laser scope, and stays awake all night....•</span></p>*Walks to the Cannon Superstore, forks over some money, buys spam-cannon with laser scope, and stays awake all night....*ULTRAGEEK2016-02-14T01:54:17ZRe: Forums: Website Feedback: weird spam on the messageboardsULTRAGEEKhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tbhw?weird-spam-on-the-messageboards#362016-02-14T01:37:04Z2016-02-13T23:23:23Z<p>Hope the spammers don't come back...</p>Hope the spammers don't come back...ULTRAGEEK2016-02-13T23:23:23ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Ask *Lucky7* ask ALL Your Questions here!!Safety Bear (alias of ULTRAGEEK)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rres&page=2?Ask-Lucky7-ask-ALL-Your-Questions-here#682016-09-11T01:55:13Z2016-02-09T22:53:48Z<p>Caesar, I have a very important question:</p>
<p>Bears, yay or nae?</p>Caesar, I have a very important question:
Bears, yay or nae?Safety Bear (alias of ULTRAGEEK)2016-02-09T22:53:48ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: The Mountains of Vlandoridge.ULTRAGEEKhttps://paizo.com/campaigns/TheMountainsOfVlandoridge/gameplay#32016-01-19T11:28:14Z2016-01-18T23:30:22Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Here is how it starts out:
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You 5 adventurers have come from far and wide to seek jobs in Lethtor, a rough-and-tumble frontier town near Mount Vlandoridge. Lethtor is a small town, consisting of a few houses, a tavern, a trading post, and a small city hall next to a inn. The town is pretty much a small road with a few buildings to either side, and a small town square. The arrival of you 5 is met with curious glances, but nothing more. You 5 have all booked rooms in the Panastone inn ahead of time. The game starts out in the common room of the inn, which also serves as a tavern.</span></p>Here is how it starts out:
You 5 adventurers have come from far and wide to seek jobs in Lethtor, a rough-and-tumble frontier town near Mount Vlandoridge. Lethtor is a small town, consisting of a few houses, a tavern, a trading post, and a small city hall next to a inn. The town is pretty much a small road with a few buildings to either side, and a small town square. The arrival of you 5 is met with curious glances, but nothing more. You 5 have all booked rooms in the Panastone inn ahead of...ULTRAGEEK2016-01-18T23:30:22ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The Paladin fell because...Garth/Silentfall (alias of ULTRAGEEK)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2t0f3&page=8?The-Paladin-fell-because#3872016-01-17T02:47:09Z2016-01-15T22:58:03Z<p>The Paladin fell out of the monster truck, and that embarrassed his deity, who was then made fun of by all the other deities. The Paladin's god then told the Paladin that he had fallen out of his deities favor.</p>
<p>The paladin went onto the Pathfinder message boards and posted this post.</p>The Paladin fell out of the monster truck, and that embarrassed his deity, who was then made fun of by all the other deities. The Paladin's god then told the Paladin that he had fallen out of his deities favor.
The paladin went onto the Pathfinder message boards and posted this post.Garth/Silentfall (alias of ULTRAGEEK)2016-01-15T22:58:03ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The Paladin fell because...ULTRAGEEKhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2t0f3&page=8?The-Paladin-fell-because#3782016-01-15T15:58:38Z2016-01-15T00:15:38Z<p>The Paladin killed the puppies by drowning them. But while filling up his [insert something that can be filled up with water here], the Paladin connected his hose to his neighbors tap, thereby adding $1 to his neighbors water bill.</p>
<p>The Paladin volunteered at the local soup kitchen.</p>The Paladin killed the puppies by drowning them. But while filling up his [insert something that can be filled up with water here], the Paladin connected his hose to his neighbors tap, thereby adding $1 to his neighbors water bill.
The Paladin volunteered at the local soup kitchen.ULTRAGEEK2016-01-15T00:15:38ZRe: Forums: Books: The 5th sentence of page 55...ULTRAGEEKhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n54p&page=11?The-5th-sentence-of-page-55#5452016-01-07T04:53:04Z2016-01-07T00:15:36Z<p>"Often have I feared that had I remained in Menzoberranzan, I might have become akin to Artemis Enteri, and there is truth in that fear in regards to the hopelessness and apathy I see, or once saw, in the man"</p>
<p>Archmage, by R.A Salvatore</p>"Often have I feared that had I remained in Menzoberranzan, I might have become akin to Artemis Enteri, and there is truth in that fear in regards to the hopelessness and apathy I see, or once saw, in the man"
Archmage, by R.A SalvatoreULTRAGEEK2016-01-07T00:15:36ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: The 5 Totally Useless Statements You See in Every RPG DiscussionULTRAGEEKhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2t651&page=3?The-5-Totally-Useless-Statements-You-See-in#1392016-01-01T01:42:41Z2015-12-30T23:33:11Z<p>I am super surprised that people use this statement to discuss the mechanics of a fantasy world.</p>
<p>This is So Unrealistic!</p>
<p>I hereby swear to track down whoever has stated the that statement, knock on their door, and face palm.</p>
<p>I know the above sentence is incredibly weird, and you may proceed to stare at me.</p>I am super surprised that people use this statement to discuss the mechanics of a fantasy world.
This is So Unrealistic!
I hereby swear to track down whoever has stated the that statement, knock on their door, and face palm.
I know the above sentence is incredibly weird, and you may proceed to stare at me.ULTRAGEEK2015-12-30T23:33:11ZForums: Recruitment: Star Wars-Saga Edition.ULTRAGEEKhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2t7tj?Star-WarsSaga-Edition#12015-12-30T23:14:11Z2015-12-30T23:11:37Z<p>Is anyone GMing a Star Wars Saga Edition RPG adventure. If so, is it possible I can join? I made a Duros Scout who is at level 1. Thanks!</p>Is anyone GMing a Star Wars Saga Edition RPG adventure. If so, is it possible I can join? I made a Duros Scout who is at level 1. Thanks!ULTRAGEEK2015-12-30T23:11:37ZRe: Forums: Homebrew and House Rules: 101 Adventurer Base Class FeaturesULTRAGEEKhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2sz6z&page=2?101-Adventurer-Base-Class-Features#642016-05-23T12:14:57Z2015-12-23T02:16:50Z<p><b>107. Are you sure we're real?</b>
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In the middle of any encounter, the adventurer can question if he/she is real. As long as he/she does so out loud, all enemies and fellow party members gain the confused condition.</p>107. Are you sure we're real?
In the middle of any encounter, the adventurer can question if he/she is real. As long as he/she does so out loud, all enemies and fellow party members gain the confused condition.ULTRAGEEK2015-12-23T02:16:50ZRe: Forums: 3.5/d20/OGL: 1000 Freaky OccurrencesULTRAGEEKhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2p90g&page=2?1000-Freaky-Occurrences#682015-12-01T01:46:22Z2015-11-30T15:56:36Z<p><b>55.Glass Bottles</b> You know this is the only person for miles around who has heard of the chemicals your party needs. You head into his lab. Vials and potions surround you, but you notice that there is a group of shelves in the corner. You wander over there. You open the door and to your amazement, there is a group of tiny glass bottles filled with tiny living creatures! You run out and decide never to come in contact with that man ever again! You head back to your lodgings and fall asleep. When you wake up, you feel weird. The outside world looks dark and distorted. You see other creatures around you, in glass bottles. Oh no....</p>55.Glass Bottles You know this is the only person for miles around who has heard of the chemicals your party needs. You head into his lab. Vials and potions surround you, but you notice that there is a group of shelves in the corner. You wander over there. You open the door and to your amazement, there is a group of tiny glass bottles filled with tiny living creatures! You run out and decide never to come in contact with that man ever again! You head back to your lodgings and fall asleep....ULTRAGEEK2015-11-30T15:56:36Z