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Andostre wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:
Andostre wrote:
Phillip Gastone wrote:
Here, we are free from the naked tyranny of the Moderators.
Flagged.
Also flagged.
Overly hostile. Flagged.

That's when you have to ask yourself "Would Thanos flag that?".

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Luke Skywalker will become a graveknight inhabiting Darth Vader's armor and Rey has to put him down.

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NobodysHome wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:
I found another Green Lantern t-shirt, so now when Freehold visits we can go out on the town as the Green Lantern corps.

Unless they put in a new Green Lantern who cavorts around in Chefwear, include me out...

I'm not sure if the animation budget covers animated chef pants.

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Quark Blast wrote:

The Uninhabitable Earth

The title of this book - released today! - pretty much says all you need to know.

If you want meticulously documented details on how bad it gets how soon, read the book.

** spoiler omitted **

I'll just wait for the Al Gore movie version.

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But Kong Skull Island has the best use of weaponized scenery in modern cinema.

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I disagree, Harry Potter is bad.

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Batmanisapaladin.

Hanshotbetter.

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I watched it as part of the Bird Box challenge.

I was a little surprised when it sounded like Coco.

In hindsight, I should've put the blindfold on AFTER I picked out the movie.

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Eh, at least it isn't DC.

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The Vagrant Erudite wrote:

I finally saw Infinity War.

That s&~% had so many plot holes and bad writing in it I wanted to scream at the screen.

Just wait until the next one, when it's finally revealed that Doctor Strange is really Steve Rogers father and Steve Rogers was in actuality a young, plucky street urchin ready to board the Titanic named Leonardo DiCaprio.

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Tacticslion wrote:
Trolling At The Movies wrote:
I don't like to watch earlier movies, especially from the 80s and early 90s.

B-b-but... Jacki Chan~!

Speaking of, he's super-awesome, but it's actually kind of weird watching a film of his not as an awkward English dub, but a sub.

(It's Drunken Master, by the way.)

EDIT: not that Drunken! *gets dressed*

I retract the early 90s there were some great films released then, my apologies for the confusion.

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Vidmaster7 wrote:
Your so finicky.

I don't like to watch earlier movies, especially from the 80s and early 90s.

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I'm pretty sure NASA was absorbed by Stark Enterprises.

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Because it's Steve Martin, Chevy Chase, and Martin Short.

Who doesn't root for those guys!

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I'm pretty sure you can slow your face down, it's a bus that Keanu Reeves rigs to explode.

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I like the one where Leonardo DiCaprio dies.

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Just a Mort wrote:
I also didn't watch Cars 2.

Cars 2 is a terrible movie, it's best to be avoided, especially if you love the first one.

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Black Panther comes out on DVD today!

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NobodysHome wrote:

I have never read The Great Gatsby nor Lord of the Flies.

I enjoyed Huckleberry Finn, and I considered Moby Dick downright hilarious.

My main problem with Huck Finn was Jonathan Taylor-Thomas.

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From the trailer I saw for it, I assumed it was a reboot of Harry And The Henderson's.

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Mulan had no choice but to go rogue, it was the only way to defeat the Mongols and give Eddie Murphy a comeback.

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Mulan had no choice to go rogue, the Mongols had to be defeated and Eddie Murphy needed a comeback.

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Isn't that the plot for Harry Potter.

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Well played sir, I was waiting to bring that up.

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Thomas Seitz wrote:
It might have helped but I'm pretty sure once you went Zack Snyder...there wasn't much else they could do.

He could've made Superman blue, and maybe have him wave his schlong around in front of the camera while Batman reminisces.

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Isn't Jaden Smith the son of Will Smith?

Did he wash out as an actor already.

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At least Lord Of The Rings, unlike Game Of Thrones has an ending.

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The Masked Pugwampi wrote:
Chet Manley wrote:
Going to take Profession (Tinker) and Craft (Clothing) on my Rogue (Spy) to prepare for this one.

*whispers*

Psssst!

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>.>

You forgot Profession (Soldier)!

Wasn't that the plot for Stand By Me.