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I have a lot less time on my hands than usual this year, but I might as well post my item (which got absorbed into the Mass O' Dimension Door teleporters, I'm guessing.)
Staff of Thin Air
Aura moderate conjuration and transmutation; CL 11th
Slot none; Price 64,900 gp; Weight 5 lbs.
Translucent crystal bands spiral throughout this blackened willow staff. It grants the Simple Weapon Proficiency (javelin only) feat to anyone actively holding it in hand. As long as there is at least one charge remaining, a staff of thin air may be thrown like a javelin with no improvised weapon penalty. After throwing, the wielder can choose to catch it at any point during its flight, at which point he is instantly teleported directly to the current location of the soaring staff to snag it out of midair.
If not caught before striking a target, the staff gently slows upon arrival, dealing no damage to itself or the target. If the staff enters a space too small for the wielder, or hits any obstacle, the wielder may no longer teleport to it. Held objects are transported, as long as their weight doesn't exceed the wielder's maximum load, but other living creatures (except for familiars) are not. The staff functions for up to 200 feet of teleportations per day.
In addition, the staff allows use of the following spells:
• Bull's strength (self only) (1 charge)
• Expeditious retreat (1 charge)
• Invisibility (self and staff only) (1 charge)
• Invisibility (quickened, self and staff only) (5 charges)
Requirements Craft Staff, Quicken Spell, Simple Weapon Proficiency, bull's strength, dimension door, expeditious retreat, invisibility; Cost 32,450 gp