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[*MUNCHES MUNCHES MUNCHES*]

[*slowly munches the grass still green in its fairy patch*]

Munches munches munches... glorp [swallows] munches munches... blurp !

Munch... Munch... Munches the win.

[eyes the Vicious Fowl with abstract hunger]

Munch... Munch... win... munch

[eyes Fawful's hair with an herbivorous interest]

Munch ? Munch... Munch...

MUNCH... MUNCH... MUNCH !

[Romulan don banned]

Munch Munch

[munches on the don gnome. Caught by surprise, he can only manage to sing a cheesy opera aria with vaguely sicilian overtone before disappearing]

Munch... munch... munch....

[*Goes away troting contentedly*]

[*Munches placidly Matt Damon puppet's fallen prosthetic hand*]

[*Munches munches munches*]

Munch munch munch yummy grass munch

"You are... munch... banned for... munch... not making enough sense. Burp !"

Munch munch munch

Lettuce Jim

You need to cool off, Q.L.

Here: munch some grass ! It will do you good.

Ho, and about that winning thing... How can I put it gently...

But I do.

Really ?

[looks to the right, looks to the left]

Where do you see humans in that thread ?

Do you mean Tirq ? No way ! Tirq has the Mark of the Inhumans on him: the deadly and beautiful medusa hair !

Nothing wrong with not being human, mind you.

Here, have some grass, it's good to chew.

Munch munch, hmmm ! Ho, by the way: I win !

Pff, I can't be bothered with all that.

I'm cool and I'm sane. And I chew grass: that's a very time consuming activity, I'll let you know.

That Quiche Lisp character is not well in the head, is uncool, and he doesn't chew grass: he smokes it. That's twisted, all those juicy blades of grass going up in smoke !

I just don't have time for this...

The next poster will be freewheeling.

Perspective is too restrictive.

I'm all. And I win.

Really, man, chill off.

You're not as big as you think.

There, chew some grass !

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And Joe goes silent
And Rhadamante the Wise,
he gives his edict.

Cusp of Joe in hand
Pretty Janet soon goes down
And Joe goes silent

Hi, Rang'Khan here (aka Quiche Lisp).

Rang'Khan is an half-orc fighter wielding a shield and a battle-axe, ready to be at the forefront for trouble.

His background story and his statblock are in his profile. I will add a description later.