He is just doing as he is told. You all should follow his example.
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All religion was created (by me) to control the masses (you). Carry On.
It's just another step in the right direction. Now, I can keep the undead down along with everyone else.
You all belong to me. You may not be aware of it, or believe it, but it is nonetheless true.
*keeps everyone down* Carry on.
*says secret command word* *toupee quilt engulfs Jackalope and suffocates her* *stuffs and mounts Jackalope on mantle*
Again, there is nothing to see here. Carry on. *regrows toupee*
These are baseless lies. Everyone has free will, and is above influence. Carry on.
*Keeps everyone down*
*sets off anti-slaad bomb*
My dear KC, haven't you ever heard of the term "genocide"? In order to purge this world of Slaads, they must first be gathered together. Hence, the invitation.
Slaads are welcome here. Please sign in at the door.
*Severs appendage from Poodle-Shark then cauterizes the wound with fire* There. That ought to fix that. Castration via cauterization. Just another service we offer to those who refuse to obey the law.
Your facade has become tiresome. Guards! Apprehend this lawbreaker. *Summons Guards*
Just popping in to keep you all down. Carry on.
Poodle impostor. I see through your disguise, Slaad. Lucky for you, Slaads are welcome here. Now kindly remove your disguise and return to me the Black Pudding you currently have in your mouth - before it eats you.
Poodles have been banned from this thread. The punishment for the poodles and anyone aiding them is death. Anyone who appears in this thread to hunt poodles will immediately be deputized, issued a poodle hunting license, and the weapon of their choice. Let the slaughter begin!
You there! Colonel! Let's see that vendor's license for that tea.*whips it out* Everything seems to be in order. Carry on.
You pests can run, but you can't hide. We will find you. Oh yes, we will find you... You there! Colonel! Let's see that vendor's license for that tea.
I hope you boys have licenses to hunt poodles and trap kobolds. If not, you will be arrested, tried, and executed. Now, let's see those licenses. |