The Judge of Jumanji's page

Indeed I am and here I come!

*Stands before everyone, an aura of menace emanating from him, and looking accusatory.*

By the power invested in me, by me, I find everyone here except myself and the next poster guilty of writing ridiculous statements!

The next poster will now issue out your punishment, regardless of whether you deserve it or not!

*Eyes the count suspiciously.*

Very well then, I shan't find him guilty of contempt of court.

*Walks away.*

And for the record, I'm the judge for the poet's convention.

*Leans towards Vidmaster7.*

Does Waterhammer know I'm an ape that's relatively young and that I wear shoes?

*Vidmaster7 just shrugs.*

I thought as much.

I'd listen to that advice if I were you Comte de Malodor.

Otherwise, you'll be the target of many dangers.

And it's Detention Island for the five of you!

*Points to the five previous posters.*

Justice, you know what to do.

Not for you I'm afraid. Justice, arrest him!

*A large gorilla in a security hat steps forward and puts TFF in handcuffs (without reading him his rights).*

It's Detention Island for you. Maybe next time you will be silent about how the cerberus that live there are just giant three headed dogs and don't have any powers!

*Is insulted.*

How dare the two of you speak to me in such a manner!

And to refer to me as a family member, so offensive!

*An anthropomorphic ape in a priest's cassock steps forward.*

That's just as well, otherwise I'd have you on trial for disturbing the peace!