paizo.com Recent Posts by The Deathskunkpaizo.com Recent Posts by The Deathskunk2011-05-26T23:06:14Z2011-05-26T23:06:14ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Son of Forums are Way Too Long!!!The Deathskunk (alias of Kobold Catgirl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jv5s&page=138?Son-of-Forums-are-Way-Too-Long#68812009-10-31T23:40:06Z2009-10-31T23:40:06Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Sytt, Lesser Yugoloth wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">The Deathskunk wrote:</div><blockquote> What the hell? </blockquote><p>Um, that wasn't supposed to happen.
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SERVE ME, CREATURE OF DARKNESS!!! </blockquote><p>...Sytt, Lesser Yugoloth wrote:The Deathskunk wrote: What the hell?
Um, that wasn't supposed to happen.
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SERVE ME, CREATURE OF DARKNESS!!! ...The Deathskunk (alias of Kobold Catgirl)2009-10-31T23:40:06ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Son of Forums are Way Too Long!!!The Deathskunk (alias of Kobold Catgirl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jv5s&page=138?Son-of-Forums-are-Way-Too-Long#68782009-10-31T23:39:01Z2009-10-31T23:39:01Z<p>What the hell?</p>What the hell?The Deathskunk (alias of Kobold Catgirl)2009-10-31T23:39:01ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Slaad ThreadThe Deathskunk (alias of Kobold Catgirl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jm0b&page=21?The-Slaad-Thread#10202010-05-22T01:52:57Z2009-07-30T19:30:06Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Poodle Jack Slaad wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">The Deathskunk wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Poodle Jack Slaad wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Hmm... a PlantJack.
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•snaps fingers•
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I've got it!
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•spreads arms wide as aphid swarms fly past him at VTPJ•
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Fly my pretties, fly, fly! </blockquote><p>•Releases cloud of stench which kills aphids•
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I think not! </blockquote><p><i>Animate Undead Swarm! Bolster Undead!</i>
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Fly again, fly! AHAHAHAHA!!!!! </blockquote><p>Excellent! A challenge!
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•Releases another cloud. Oddly enough, the aphids are still affected•
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Oh, right. It's blessed by angels. Nice!</p>Poodle Jack Slaad wrote:The Deathskunk wrote: Poodle Jack Slaad wrote:Hmm... a PlantJack.
*snaps fingers*
I've got it!
*spreads arms wide as aphid swarms fly past him at VTPJ*
Fly my pretties, fly, fly!
*Releases cloud of stench which kills aphids*
I think not! Animate Undead Swarm! Bolster Undead!
Fly again, fly! AHAHAHAHA!!!!! Excellent! A challenge!
*Releases another cloud. Oddly enough, the aphids are still affected*
Oh, right. It's blessed by angels. Nice!The Deathskunk (alias of Kobold Catgirl)2009-07-30T19:30:06ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Slaad ThreadThe Deathskunk (alias of Kobold Catgirl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jm0b&page=21?The-Slaad-Thread#10152010-05-22T01:52:57Z2009-07-30T19:25:19Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Poodle Jack Slaad wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Hmm... a PlantJack.
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•snaps fingers•
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I've got it!
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•spreads arms wide as aphid swarms fly past him at VTPJ•
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Fly my pretties, fly, fly! </blockquote><p>•Releases cloud of stench which kills aphids•
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I think not!</p>Poodle Jack Slaad wrote:Hmm... a PlantJack.
*snaps fingers*
I've got it!
*spreads arms wide as aphid swarms fly past him at VTPJ*
Fly my pretties, fly, fly!
*Releases cloud of stench which kills aphids*
I think not!The Deathskunk (alias of Kobold Catgirl)2009-07-30T19:25:19ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Thread CelestialThe Deathskunk (alias of Kobold Catgirl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jr74&page=8?The-Thread-Celestial#3732010-07-25T07:53:12Z2009-07-30T18:35:03Z<p>Hey, can someone bless my stench with lawfulness?</p>Hey, can someone bless my stench with lawfulness?The Deathskunk (alias of Kobold Catgirl)2009-07-30T18:35:03ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Forums are Way Too Long!!!The Deathskunk (alias of Kobold Catgirl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jm4r&page=83?Forums-are-Way-Too-Long#41212009-07-15T01:29:36Z2009-07-15T01:29:35Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">lynora wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">The Deathskunk wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">lynora wrote:</div><blockquote> "So, exactly how does punishing everyone in a five mile radius of the offender accomplish your goal, Mr President?" <i>she asks pinching her nose closed.</i> "Oh, and I have a list of candidates for interviews that you set up. Only the First Lady wanted to have a few words with you first." </blockquote>Oh, please. I'll show you stink! </blockquote>"I thought you already had. Or didn't the skunk musk that he loaded into his super soaker come from you?" </blockquote><p>That's from my grandmother.lynora wrote:The Deathskunk wrote: lynora wrote: "So, exactly how does punishing everyone in a five mile radius of the offender accomplish your goal, Mr President?" she asks pinching her nose closed. "Oh, and I have a list of candidates for interviews that you set up. Only the First Lady wanted to have a few words with you first."
Oh, please. I'll show you stink! "I thought you already had. Or didn't the skunk musk that he loaded into his super soaker come from you?" That's from my grandmother.The Deathskunk (alias of Kobold Catgirl)2009-07-15T01:29:35ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Forums are Way Too Long!!!The Deathskunk (alias of Kobold Catgirl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jm4r&page=83?Forums-are-Way-Too-Long#41172009-07-14T23:56:32Z2009-07-14T23:56:31Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">lynora wrote:</div><blockquote> "So, exactly how does punishing everyone in a five mile radius of the offender accomplish your goal, Mr President?" <i>she asks pinching her nose closed.</i> "Oh, and I have a list of candidates for interviews that you set up. Only the First Lady wanted to have a few words with you first." </blockquote><p>Oh, please. I'll show you stink!lynora wrote:"So, exactly how does punishing everyone in a five mile radius of the offender accomplish your goal, Mr President?" she asks pinching her nose closed. "Oh, and I have a list of candidates for interviews that you set up. Only the First Lady wanted to have a few words with you first."
Oh, please. I'll show you stink!The Deathskunk (alias of Kobold Catgirl)2009-07-14T23:56:31ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Angry Jack CultThe Deathskunk (alias of Kobold Catgirl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2iskz&page=93?The-Angry-Jack-Cult#46132010-07-19T10:51:39Z2009-06-01T22:46:05Z<p>I think it was another clone, actually. Look, go chase some 'rats' or something. <span class=tiny>And quit chasing those mouse toys around and hiding them when we come in.</span></p>I think it was another clone, actually. Look, go chase some 'rats' or something. And quit chasing those mouse toys around and hiding them when we come in.The Deathskunk (alias of Kobold Catgirl)2009-06-01T22:46:05ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Angry Jack CultThe Deathskunk (alias of Kobold Catgirl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2iskz&page=92?The-Angry-Jack-Cult#45822010-07-19T10:51:39Z2009-05-29T22:09:42Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">lynora-Jill wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Labradoodle wrote:</div><blockquote> <i>Runs past with Roy's dish</i> </blockquote><i>Stops talking as she watches this. Sighs.</i> "Sorry Roy. The poodle got it. They do this to me all the time. How they keep getting into my closet to steal my bikinis is a mystery, but there you have it." •shrug• </blockquote><p>"Hey, good news, Lynora! My scrying marble thingy says your roleplaying counterpart just came back from being dead. Or something. It's pretty confusing, a lot of us just stopped watching it because it was so confusing."lynora-Jill wrote:Labradoodle wrote: Runs past with Roy's dish
Stops talking as she watches this. Sighs. "Sorry Roy. The poodle got it. They do this to me all the time. How they keep getting into my closet to steal my bikinis is a mystery, but there you have it." *shrug* "Hey, good news, Lynora! My scrying marble thingy says your roleplaying counterpart just came back from being dead. Or something. It's pretty confusing, a lot of us just stopped watching it because it was so confusing."The Deathskunk (alias of Kobold Catgirl)2009-05-29T22:09:42ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Angry Jack CultThe Deathskunk (alias of Kobold Catgirl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2iskz&page=85?The-Angry-Jack-Cult#42032010-07-19T10:51:39Z2009-04-10T16:05:20Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">The Deathskunk wrote:</div><blockquote><br />
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"If I were to become a Jack, would I have to stop attacking people and releasing my fury in their faces?" </blockquote>No. In fact, you'd have more opportunities to wreck havoc. Being a Jack means that you have the ability to cause destruction without having to say you're sorry. It's a sweet deal. </blockquote><p>I don't say I'm sorry anyways.
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But alright, this seems like a sweet deal. I get to stay a skunk, right? I don't have to turn not some dumb robot thing?</p>Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:The Deathskunk wrote:
"If I were to become a Jack, would I have to stop attacking people and releasing my fury in their faces?"
No. In fact, you'd have more opportunities to wreck havoc. Being a Jack means that you have the ability to cause destruction without having to say you're sorry. It's a sweet deal. I don't say I'm sorry anyways.
But alright, this seems like a sweet deal. I get to stay a skunk, right? I don't have to turn not some dumb robot thing?The Deathskunk (alias of Kobold Catgirl)2009-04-10T16:05:20ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Angry Jack CultThe Deathskunk (alias of Kobold Catgirl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2iskz&page=84?The-Angry-Jack-Cult#41872010-07-19T10:51:39Z2009-04-09T16:45:13Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">The Deathskunk wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">The Deathskunk wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">The Deathskunk wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Jackin' Ape wrote:</div><blockquote><p> <span class=messageboard-ooc>It is you who are failing to read profiles, Stinky.</span></p>
<p><span class=messageboard-bigger><b>PUNT!</b></span> </blockquote><p>•Dodges blow•
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Look, I'm not interested in fighting some self-'righteous' (though perhaps that's the wrong choice of words) devil monkey. I'm trying to sleep. </blockquote>Sleep elsewhere then. We don't want a skunk in the clubhouse. </blockquote>And yet you tolerate the ape? That's speciesism! </blockquote>First of all, he isn't as big as you are. You take up too much room....</blockquote><p>Clearly, you haven't read his profile either.
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Second of all, 'Jack'? What the hell is that?
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<span class=messageboard-ooc>I needed something to do here now that Plant moved to RPing.</span> </blockquote>But Jackin' Ape can shrink to large, which is something I don't believe you can do. It's hard to explain what a "Jack" is. We assimilate others to the image of our leader, Callous Jack. We wish to conquer the planet. You may join us if you wish. <span class=messageboard-ooc> BTW, there's no reason why PlantJack can't exist in our universe as well. :) </span></blockquote><p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Yeah, but I have a preference to keep my RP guys in teh RP section and the humor guys in the humor section.</span>
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"If I were to become a Jack, would I have to stop attacking people and releasing my fury in their faces?"</p>Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:The Deathskunk wrote: Jack's Right Hand Man wrote: The Deathskunk wrote: Jack's Right Hand Man wrote: The Deathskunk wrote: Jackin' Ape wrote:It is you who are failing to read profiles, Stinky.
PUNT!
*Dodges blow*
Look, I'm not interested in fighting some self-'righteous' (though perhaps that's the wrong choice of words) devil monkey. I'm trying to sleep. Sleep elsewhere then. We don't want a skunk in the clubhouse. And yet you tolerate the ape? That's...The Deathskunk (alias of Kobold Catgirl)2009-04-09T16:45:13ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Angry Jack CultThe Deathskunk (alias of Kobold Catgirl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2iskz&page=84?The-Angry-Jack-Cult#41822010-07-19T10:51:39Z2009-04-09T02:51:16Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">The Deathskunk wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">The Deathskunk wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Jackin' Ape wrote:</div><blockquote><p> <span class=messageboard-ooc>It is you who are failing to read profiles, Stinky.</span></p>
<p><span class=messageboard-bigger><b>PUNT!</b></span> </blockquote><p>•Dodges blow•
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Look, I'm not interested in fighting some self-'righteous' (though perhaps that's the wrong choice of words) devil monkey. I'm trying to sleep. </blockquote>Sleep elsewhere then. We don't want a skunk in the clubhouse. </blockquote>And yet you tolerate the ape? That's speciesism! </blockquote>First of all, he isn't as big as you are. You take up too much room....</blockquote><p>Clearly, you haven't read his profile either.
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Second of all, 'Jack'? What the hell is that?
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<span class=messageboard-ooc>I needed something to do here now that Plant moved to RPing.</span></p>Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:The Deathskunk wrote: Jack's Right Hand Man wrote: The Deathskunk wrote: Jackin' Ape wrote:It is you who are failing to read profiles, Stinky.
PUNT!
*Dodges blow*
Look, I'm not interested in fighting some self-'righteous' (though perhaps that's the wrong choice of words) devil monkey. I'm trying to sleep. Sleep elsewhere then. We don't want a skunk in the clubhouse. And yet you tolerate the ape? That's speciesism! First of all, he isn't as big as you are. You...The Deathskunk (alias of Kobold Catgirl)2009-04-09T02:51:16ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Angry Jack CultThe Deathskunk (alias of Kobold Catgirl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2iskz&page=84?The-Angry-Jack-Cult#41802010-07-19T10:51:39Z2009-04-09T02:33:57Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">The Deathskunk wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Jackin' Ape wrote:</div><blockquote><p> <span class=messageboard-ooc>It is you who are failing to read profiles, Stinky.</span></p>
<p><span class=messageboard-bigger><b>PUNT!</b></span> </blockquote><p>•Dodges blow•
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Look, I'm not interested in fighting some self-'righteous' (though perhaps that's the wrong choice of words) devil monkey. I'm trying to sleep. </blockquote>Sleep elsewhere then. We don't want a skunk in the clubhouse. </blockquote><p>And yet you tolerate the ape? That's speciesism!Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:The Deathskunk wrote: Jackin' Ape wrote:It is you who are failing to read profiles, Stinky.
PUNT!
*Dodges blow*
Look, I'm not interested in fighting some self-'righteous' (though perhaps that's the wrong choice of words) devil monkey. I'm trying to sleep. Sleep elsewhere then. We don't want a skunk in the clubhouse. And yet you tolerate the ape? That's speciesism!The Deathskunk (alias of Kobold Catgirl)2009-04-09T02:33:57ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Angry Jack CultThe Deathskunk (alias of Kobold Catgirl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2iskz&page=84?The-Angry-Jack-Cult#41782010-07-19T10:51:39Z2009-04-09T02:29:26Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Jackin' Ape wrote:</div><blockquote><p> <span class=messageboard-ooc>It is you who are failing to read profiles, Stinky.</span></p>
<p><span class=messageboard-bigger><b>PUNT!</b></span> </blockquote><p>•Dodges blow•
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Look, I'm not interested in fighting some self-'righteous' (though perhaps that's the wrong choice of words) devil monkey. I'm trying to sleep.</p>Jackin' Ape wrote:It is you who are failing to read profiles, Stinky.
PUNT!
*Dodges blow*
Look, I'm not interested in fighting some self-'righteous' (though perhaps that's the wrong choice of words) devil monkey. I'm trying to sleep.The Deathskunk (alias of Kobold Catgirl)2009-04-09T02:29:26ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Angry Jack CultThe Deathskunk (alias of Kobold Catgirl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2iskz&page=84?The-Angry-Jack-Cult#41762010-07-19T10:51:39Z2009-04-09T02:15:20Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Jackin' Ape wrote:</div><blockquote><p> <i>Jackin Ape bursts into the room, sizes up in his rage. Picks up the stinky big skunk, and hurls him out of the clubhouse.</i></p>
<p><span class=messageboard-bigger><b>Ooo-ooo-OOO!</b></span> </blockquote><p>"I'm Colossal, and a very powerful Yugoloth too. Watch it, monkey."Jackin' Ape wrote:Jackin Ape bursts into the room, sizes up in his rage. Picks up the stinky big skunk, and hurls him out of the clubhouse.
Ooo-ooo-OOO!
"I'm Colossal, and a very powerful Yugoloth too. Watch it, monkey."The Deathskunk (alias of Kobold Catgirl)2009-04-09T02:15:20ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Angry Jack CultThe Deathskunk (alias of Kobold Catgirl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2iskz&page=84?The-Angry-Jack-Cult#41742010-07-19T10:51:39Z2009-04-08T21:53:59Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Demolition Jack wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Callous Jack wrote:</div><blockquote> Someone needs to house-train the giant marble better, it's peeing pink stuff all over the rugs. </blockquote>"I suppose wet sponges, jumper cables, and a die-hard battery would be a good start. Then again I can't smell anything with this gas mask on..." </blockquote><p>"And you won't be taking that off anytime this month. Cya!"Demolition Jack wrote:Callous Jack wrote: Someone needs to house-train the giant marble better, it's peeing pink stuff all over the rugs.
"I suppose wet sponges, jumper cables, and a die-hard battery would be a good start. Then again I can't smell anything with this gas mask on..." "And you won't be taking that off anytime this month. Cya!"The Deathskunk (alias of Kobold Catgirl)2009-04-08T21:53:59ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Angry Jack CultThe Deathskunk (alias of Kobold Catgirl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2iskz&page=84?The-Angry-Jack-Cult#41682010-07-19T10:51:39Z2009-04-08T14:14:57Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Adj. Reginald, aide-de-camp wrote:</div><blockquote><p> <i>Wanders downstairs with his gas-mask on, sees the skunk, opens the window and punts him to another thread. Closes the window and wanders into the kitchen. Overhears Hungry talking about dinner and is seized with a panic attack. Which six o'clock is it? How much did he have to drink last night? After reasurring himself of the time, he shakes his head and wonders, How much did Hungry have to drink last night? and Maybe this is a good morning to skip breakfast...</p>
<p>Sets the coffee grinder into action. The grating sounds of the grinder, turned by Jackin' Ape, break the morning silence...</i> </blockquote><p><i>Watches as Reggy attempts to kick him away, but only hurts his foot.</i>
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"Dude, I'm colossal. If you read other threads, you'd know that."
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<i>The skunk lets loose its annoyance, the acid melting the masks.</i>
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"Muahahaha."</p>Adj. Reginald, aide-de-camp wrote:Wanders downstairs with his gas-mask on, sees the skunk, opens the window and punts him to another thread. Closes the window and wanders into the kitchen. Overhears Hungry talking about dinner and is seized with a panic attack. Which six o'clock is it? How much did he have to drink last night? After reasurring himself of the time, he shakes his head and wonders, How much did Hungry have to drink last night? and Maybe this is a good morning to skip
...The Deathskunk (alias of Kobold Catgirl)2009-04-08T14:14:57ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Angry Jack CultThe Deathskunk (alias of Kobold Catgirl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2iskz&page=84?The-Angry-Jack-Cult#41642010-07-19T10:51:39Z2009-04-08T02:45:02Z<p>The skunk grins. "Sure, if ya think that those can handle my acid damage.
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"Okay, I'm a skunk and even I know that came out wrong."</p>The skunk grins. "Sure, if ya think that those can handle my acid damage.
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"Okay, I'm a skunk and even I know that came out wrong."The Deathskunk (alias of Kobold Catgirl)2009-04-08T02:45:02ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Angry Jack CultThe Deathskunk (alias of Kobold Catgirl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2iskz&page=84?The-Angry-Jack-Cult#41622010-07-19T10:51:39Z2009-04-08T01:36:25Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Demolition Jack wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Panama Jack wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Ah...too bad about your golf club, there, Demo.</p>
<p>I say, I've got a +5 ironwood cricket bat I hardly use anymore, if you like? </blockquote>It's okay. I got a spare. </blockquote><p>•Walks out of room with spare clubs•
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"Not anymore...unless you wanna go in there..."</p>Demolition Jack wrote:Panama Jack wrote:Ah...too bad about your golf club, there, Demo.
I say, I've got a +5 ironwood cricket bat I hardly use anymore, if you like?
It's okay. I got a spare. *Walks out of room with spare clubs*
"Not anymore...unless you wanna go in there..."The Deathskunk (alias of Kobold Catgirl)2009-04-08T01:36:25ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The Sanctum of the SunThe Deathskunk (alias of Kobold Catgirl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jgv9?The-Sanctum-of-the-Sun#252010-06-03T01:10:34Z2009-03-29T00:35:01Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Sunny Godhead wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">The Deathskunk wrote:</div><blockquote>"Hey, there aren't any rules against giant skunks!" </blockquote>"There are against hairballs however," boom the telepathic voice of the Sunny Goghead. "And you fit into that catagory. You may stay here as long as you do not make a big stink, offend any of the other visitors, or interfere with the temple's staff." </blockquote><p>"Bah, typical deities. Fine, fine, I'll let you people stay in my den. Ya got any cows? I'm starved."Sunny Godhead wrote:The Deathskunk wrote:"Hey, there aren't any rules against giant skunks!"
"There are against hairballs however," boom the telepathic voice of the Sunny Goghead. "And you fit into that catagory. You may stay here as long as you do not make a big stink, offend any of the other visitors, or interfere with the temple's staff." "Bah, typical deities. Fine, fine, I'll let you people stay in my den. Ya got any cows? I'm starved."The Deathskunk (alias of Kobold Catgirl)2009-03-29T00:35:01ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The Sanctum of the SunThe Deathskunk (alias of Kobold Catgirl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jgv9?The-Sanctum-of-the-Sun#212010-06-03T01:10:34Z2009-03-29T00:05:09Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Bouncer the Solar Elemental wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Alaina, the Fire Flower wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Bouncer the Solar Elemental wrote:</div><blockquote><p> You're the bosses new herald. He sure knows how to pick them. WoW! You're beautiful! </p>
<p>Uh, where are my manners?</p>
<p>Uh, Yes. Uh, my name is Bouncer the Solar Elemental. Everybody calls be Bounce. I oversee the Sanctum while da boss is occupied with other matters.</p>
<p>Uh, you're bodyguard and chaporon should be be here soon. </blockquote><p><i>Alaina smiles</i>
<p>Thank you Bouncer. A woman always likes to hear she is beautiful. Hopefully we can work to make this a thread to be reckoned with!</p>
<p><i>Looks over at the borgs and demon</i></p>
<p>Course, you always get the riff raff when you start up a thread .. </blockquote>I guess it traditional to break a new thread in this way but the skunk and Borg will be taken care of soon. </blockquote><p>"Hey, there aren't any rules against giant skunks!"Bouncer the Solar Elemental wrote:Alaina, the Fire Flower wrote: Bouncer the Solar Elemental wrote:You're the bosses new herald. He sure knows how to pick them. WoW! You're beautiful!
Uh, where are my manners?
Uh, Yes. Uh, my name is Bouncer the Solar Elemental. Everybody calls be Bounce. I oversee the Sanctum while da boss is occupied with other matters.
Uh, you're bodyguard and chaporon should be be here soon.
Alaina smiles Thank you Bouncer. A woman always likes to hear she is...The Deathskunk (alias of Kobold Catgirl)2009-03-29T00:05:09ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The Sanctum of the SunThe Deathskunk (alias of Kobold Catgirl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jgv9?The-Sanctum-of-the-Sun#152010-06-03T01:10:34Z2009-03-28T23:20:14Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Gravity Elemental Robert wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:</div><blockquote> <i> The collective sends drones to assess the area </i> </blockquote><p>I'm terribly sorry but no recording devices allowed in the temple.
<p><i>The Bouncer points his finger at the drones and they suddenly become heavy and srop to the floor.</i> </blockquote><i>The collective adapts</i> </blockquote><p><i>The skunk glares.</i> "Hey, it's you jerks! Get outta my den!" <i>He charges them, knocking all the Borg out.</i>Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:Gravity Elemental Robert wrote: Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote: The collective sends drones to assess the area
I'm terribly sorry but no recording devices allowed in the temple. The Bouncer points his finger at the drones and they suddenly become heavy and srop to the floor. The collective adapts The skunk glares. "Hey, it's you jerks! Get outta my den!" He charges them, knocking all the Borg out.The Deathskunk (alias of Kobold Catgirl)2009-03-28T23:20:14ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The Sanctum of the SunThe Deathskunk (alias of Kobold Catgirl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jgv9?The-Sanctum-of-the-Sun#102010-06-03T01:10:34Z2009-03-28T23:10:08Z<p><i>The enormous skunk walks in and goes to sleep.</i></p>The enormous skunk walks in and goes to sleep.The Deathskunk (alias of Kobold Catgirl)2009-03-28T23:10:08ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Frog PondThe Deathskunk (alias of Kobold Catgirl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2isrx&page=14?Frog-Pond#6562010-01-29T18:46:53Z2009-03-28T19:55:28Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:</div><blockquote><p> The collective nuke's it from obit.
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Only way to be sure
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Resistance Is Futile </blockquote><p><i>The skunk looks quizzically at the grammatically challenged robots as they attempt to fire a nuke from an obituary.</i>Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:The collective nuke's it from obit.
Only way to be sure
Resistance Is Futile
The skunk looks quizzically at the grammatically challenged robots as they attempt to fire a nuke from an obituary.The Deathskunk (alias of Kobold Catgirl)2009-03-28T19:55:28ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Frog PondThe Deathskunk (alias of Kobold Catgirl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2isrx&page=14?Frog-Pond#6542010-01-29T18:46:53Z2009-03-28T17:46:20Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:</div><blockquote><p> The collective finds the lose of drones Irrelevant and simply irradiates the area
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The collective analyzes the new data
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The collective adapts
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The collective decides the glowing hide might make nice boots
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The collective harvests the skin and makes boots
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Resistance Is Futile </blockquote><p><i>The skunk stomps on any Borg within reach.</i>Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:The collective finds the lose of drones Irrelevant and simply irradiates the area
The collective analyzes the new data
The collective adapts
The collective decides the glowing hide might make nice boots
The collective harvests the skin and makes boots
Resistance Is Futile
The skunk stomps on any Borg within reach.The Deathskunk (alias of Kobold Catgirl)2009-03-28T17:46:20ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Frog PondThe Deathskunk (alias of Kobold Catgirl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2isrx&page=14?Frog-Pond#6512010-01-29T18:46:53Z2009-03-28T16:36:46Z<p>"Hey! Did somebody say we were flawed?"
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<i>The enormous skunk comes into view. It is the size of the factory. It unleashes its fury on the Borg. The immunization, designed for Conepatus Mesoleucus spray, is no match for Enormis Mephitidae (enormous skunk). The machines struggle to keep from overloading in their attempt to immunize the Borg.</i></p>"Hey! Did somebody say we were flawed?"
The enormous skunk comes into view. It is the size of the factory. It unleashes its fury on the Borg. The immunization, designed for Conepatus Mesoleucus spray, is no match for Enormis Mephitidae (enormous skunk). The machines struggle to keep from overloading in their attempt to immunize the Borg.The Deathskunk (alias of Kobold Catgirl)2009-03-28T16:36:46Z