paizo.com Recent Posts by The dancing girlspaizo.com Recent Posts by The dancing girls2011-05-26T23:05:52Z2011-05-26T23:05:52ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Monkey's TreefortThe dancing girls (alias of Patrick Curtin)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tavo&page=200?The-Monkeys-Treefort#99752016-12-31T14:13:45Z2016-12-31T14:13:45Z<p>Onward to 10K!</p>Onward to 10K!The dancing girls (alias of Patrick Curtin)2016-12-31T14:13:45ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Monkey's TreefortThe dancing girls (alias of Patrick Curtin)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tavo&page=11?The-Monkeys-Treefort#5052016-02-23T20:20:51Z2016-02-23T20:20:51Z<p>•jazzhands•</p>*jazzhands*The dancing girls (alias of Patrick Curtin)2016-02-23T20:20:51ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLThe dancing girls (alias of Patrick Curtin)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=1711?Deep-6-FaWtL#855082013-05-23T21:43:38Z2013-05-23T21:43:38Z<p><i>Do the Charleston</i></p>Do the CharlestonThe dancing girls (alias of Patrick Curtin)2013-05-23T21:43:38ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLThe dancing girls (alias of Patrick Curtin)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=751?Deep-6-FaWtL#375132012-01-06T22:29:57Z2012-01-06T22:29:57Z<p>It can get soupy!</p>It can get soupy!The dancing girls (alias of Patrick Curtin)2012-01-06T22:29:57ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLThe dancing girls (alias of Patrick Curtin)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=652?Deep-6-FaWtL#325522011-11-18T23:42:20Z2011-11-18T23:42:20Z<p>•jazz hands•</p>*jazz hands*The dancing girls (alias of Patrick Curtin)2011-11-18T23:42:20ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Magus.....OMG!!! OMG!!!! WTF!!! WTF!!! WTFWTTh!!!The dancing girls (alias of Patrick Curtin)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lake?The-MagusOMG-OMG-WTF-WTF-WTFWTTh#82010-09-19T22:17:30Z2010-09-19T22:17:30Z<p>Ra ra rama ma ma gish gish ra ra ram ma ma ma gish gish</p>
<p>I want your stabbins
<br />
I want your spells please
<br />
I want the flame posts
<br />
About your BABs
<br />
I want your gish
<br />
Yeah yeah yeah
<br />
I want your gish ...</p>Ra ra rama ma ma gish gish ra ra ram ma ma ma gish gish
I want your stabbins
I want your spells please
I want the flame posts
About your BABs
I want your gish
Yeah yeah yeah
I want your gish ...The dancing girls (alias of Patrick Curtin)2010-09-19T22:17:30ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Ask *James Jacobs* ALL your Questions Here!The dancing girls (alias of Patrick Curtin)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l7ns&page=4?Ask-James-Jacobs-ALL-your-Questions-Here#1742011-08-23T19:06:49Z2010-08-28T22:59:28Z<p>Where HAVE all the cowboys gone?</p>Where HAVE all the cowboys gone?The dancing girls (alias of Patrick Curtin)2010-08-28T22:59:28ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: FAWTLhouse FiveThe dancing girls (alias of Patrick Curtin)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kztn&page=165?FAWTLhouse-Five#82442010-08-25T12:06:21Z2010-08-25T12:09:34Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Aberzombie wrote:</div><blockquote><p> <i>The zombie machine springs to (un)life
</p>
Opens up one eager eye
<br />
Focusing it on the sky
<br />
Ninety-nine red balloons go by</i>
<br />
</blockquote><p>99 Death Knights awake
</p>
Ride super-fiendish nightmare steeds
<br />
Everyone's a min/max munchkin
<br />
Everyone's a splat-book mench.
<br />
With orders to destructify.
<br />
To rapify and pillagify.
<br />
Scramble in the Greyhawk sky.
<br />
As 99 red balloons go by.</p>Aberzombie wrote:The zombie machine springs to (un)life
Opens up one eager eye
Focusing it on the sky
Ninety-nine red balloons go by
99 Death Knights awake
Ride super-fiendish nightmare steeds
Everyone's a min/max munchkin
Everyone's a splat-book mench.
With orders to destructify.
To rapify and pillagify.
Scramble in the Greyhawk sky.
As 99 red balloons go by.The dancing girls (alias of Patrick Curtin)2010-08-25T12:09:34ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: And the Winner is...The dancing girls (alias of Patrick Curtin)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kxvx?And-the-Winner-is#172010-06-20T21:13:52Z2010-06-20T20:54:54Z<p>La dah de dah de dah de dah de dah de dah dah</p>
<p>Stabracadaaaaaabra ....</p>
<p>La dah de dah de dah de dah de dah de dah dah</p>
<p>Magus haaaaaggis ...</p>La dah de dah de dah de dah de dah de dah dah
Stabracadaaaaaabra ....
La dah de dah de dah de dah de dah de dah dah
Magus haaaaaggis ...The dancing girls (alias of Patrick Curtin)2010-06-20T20:54:54ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Forums are Way Too Long!!!The dancing girls (alias of Patrick Curtin)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jm4r&page=361?Forums-are-Way-Too-Long#180062009-10-04T14:11:14Z2009-10-04T14:11:14Z<p><i>Do the cancan through the thread</i></p>Do the cancan through the threadThe dancing girls (alias of Patrick Curtin)2009-10-04T14:11:14ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Anybody know what "Paizo" means or stands for?The dancing girls (alias of Patrick Curtin)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jzjf?Anybody-know-what-Paizo-means-or-stands-for#262009-09-23T14:57:42Z2009-09-23T14:57:42Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Ambrosia Slaad wrote:</div><blockquote>Mmmm... cherry pie... </blockquote><p>"Paizo's my cherry pie!
</p>
Online Nirvana,
<br />
Such a sweet surprise.
<br />
Games so good,
<br />
Bring a tear to yer eye!
<br />
Sweet cherry pie!</p>Ambrosia Slaad wrote:Mmmm... cherry pie...
"Paizo's my cherry pie!
Online Nirvana,
Such a sweet surprise.
Games so good,
Bring a tear to yer eye!
Sweet cherry pie!The dancing girls (alias of Patrick Curtin)2009-09-23T14:57:42ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Questions for Americans: Socialised Health CareThe dancing girls (alias of Patrick Curtin)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jtt0&page=4?Questions-for-Americans-Socialised-Health-Care#1512009-08-12T21:07:43Z2009-08-12T21:07:24Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Big Tex wrote:</div><blockquote>Just remember, pardners, the eyes of Texas are upon you... </blockquote><p>EEEEEK!
<p>•slap•</p>
<p>PERVERT!</p>Big Tex wrote:Just remember, pardners, the eyes of Texas are upon you...
EEEEEK! *slap*
PERVERT!The dancing girls (alias of Patrick Curtin)2009-08-12T21:07:24ZRe: Forums: Website Feedback: A curious observation...The dancing girls (alias of Patrick Curtin)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jtti&page=3?A-curious-observation#1032009-08-12T21:05:17Z2009-08-12T21:05:17Z<p>[but 324 behind Heathy]</p>[but 324 behind Heathy]The dancing girls (alias of Patrick Curtin)2009-08-12T21:05:17ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post Discussion: Z-Day discussionThe dancing girls (alias of Patrick Curtin)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2iarf&page=14?ZDay-discussion#6752010-03-31T22:57:35Z2008-12-13T22:40:53Z<p>YAY KRUELAID!</p>YAY KRUELAID!The dancing girls (alias of Patrick Curtin)2008-12-13T22:40:53ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Unofficial Paizo Comic Strip!The dancing girls (alias of Patrick Curtin)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j0pe&page=6?The-Unofficial-Paizo-Comic-Strip#2522009-09-08T02:52:07Z2008-12-12T11:47:36Z<p>Welcome to the land that's way crazy,
<br />
the sky's always digital come rain or shine...</p>
<p>Down in Paizonia,
<br />
Come to Paizonia.</p>
<p>Where topsy meets turvy and they start to spin,
<br />
Like Dire Pigeons chasing Flying Lemmings again.</p>
<p>Down in Paizonia,
<br />
Come to Paizonia.</p>
<p>Mothman's a live wire, Aberzombie's a lich on a log,
<br />
Kobold Cleaver's all fired up while the Jacks play with the dogs.</p>
<p>Down in Paizonia,
<br />
Come to Paizonia.</p>
<p>Kruelaid and Courtfool,
<br />
Tarren Dei always keeps his cool.
<br />
Butterfrog and his mother called Big Mammy Grillz,
<br />
Ubermench and Dragonborn3 always looking for thrills.</p>
<p>Flash_cxxi and Radavel are always ready to game,
<br />
Just call up Sebastian if you need a good flame,
<br />
The 4E brothers are a-lurkin' about,
<br />
The poodles, the borg, have we left anyone out?</p>
<p>Oh yeah, don't forget Heathansson...</p>
<p>He put the Paiz in Paizonia,
<br />
Down in Paizonia,
<br />
Come to Paizonia,
<br />
We mean you! </p>
<p>WA-BA-BA-BLAH-BLOOBPTHB!</p>Welcome to the land that's way crazy,
the sky's always digital come rain or shine...
Down in Paizonia,
Come to Paizonia.
Where topsy meets turvy and they start to spin,
Like Dire Pigeons chasing Flying Lemmings again.
Down in Paizonia,
Come to Paizonia.
Mothman's a live wire, Aberzombie's a lich on a log,
Kobold Cleaver's all fired up while the Jacks play with the dogs.
Down in Paizonia,
Come to Paizonia.
Kruelaid and Courtfool,
Tarren Dei always keeps his cool.
Butterfrog and his...The dancing girls (alias of Patrick Curtin)2008-12-12T11:47:36ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Sara Palin says Obama associates with TerroristsThe dancing girls (alias of Patrick Curtin)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2iv0o&page=8?Sara-Palin-says-Obama-associates-with-Terrorists#3852008-10-19T15:41:10Z2008-10-19T15:38:39Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Sebastian wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Heathansson wrote:</div><blockquote><br />
<br />
They don't have any firewood on the moon though. </blockquote>True. At least not since the whalers used it all... </blockquote><p><i>We're whalers on the moon,
</p>
We carry a harpoon.
<br />
But there ain't no whales
<br />
So we tell tall tales
<br />
And sing our whaling <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOH2YviE88I" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">tune</a>.</i></p>Sebastian wrote:Heathansson wrote:
They don't have any firewood on the moon though.
True. At least not since the whalers used it all... We're whalers on the moon,
We carry a harpoon.
But there ain't no whales
So we tell tall tales
And sing our whaling tune.The dancing girls (alias of Patrick Curtin)2008-10-19T15:38:39ZRe: Forums: 3.5/d20/OGL: untitledThe dancing girls (alias of Patrick Curtin)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2gzrv&page=132?untitled#65622008-10-01T10:29:13Z2008-10-01T10:29:12Z<p><i>S<span class=tiny>m</span>urfs to the left of me
<br />
Hippys to the right
<br />
Here I am
<br />
Stuck in the middle with you</i></p>Smurfs to the left of me
Hippys to the right
Here I am
Stuck in the middle with youThe dancing girls (alias of Patrick Curtin)2008-10-01T10:29:12ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Anti Pigeon Resistance.The dancing girls (alias of Patrick Curtin)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ir73&page=2?The-Anti-Pigeon-Resistance#822008-11-01T16:32:43Z2008-09-27T18:16:08Z<p><i>The Dancing Girls come out after the frogs and do a Rockettes number</i></p>The Dancing Girls come out after the frogs and do a Rockettes numberThe dancing girls (alias of Patrick Curtin)2008-09-27T18:16:08ZRe: Forums: General Discussion (Prerelease): Paizo Pathfinder Bestiary: The Great Monster Debate!The dancing girls (alias of Patrick Curtin)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2irrf&page=6?Paizo-Pathfinder-Bestiary-The-Great-Monster#2902009-06-02T09:10:22Z2008-09-14T11:21:59Z<p><i> I like big butts and I can not lie
<br />
You other fighters can't deny
<br />
That when a Gnoll walks in with an itty bitty waist
<br />
And a round thing in your face
<br />
You roll dice, wanna pull out your mace
<br />
'Cause that butt was in your face </i></p>I like big butts and I can not lie
You other fighters can't deny
That when a Gnoll walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You roll dice, wanna pull out your mace
'Cause that butt was in your faceThe dancing girls (alias of Patrick Curtin)2008-09-14T11:21:59ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Confess: What's Your Job?The dancing girls (alias of Patrick Curtin)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hpo0&page=7?Confess-Whats-Your-Job#3442008-09-07T13:28:35Z2008-09-07T13:28:35Z<p><i>singing</i></p>
<p>"You get the maxx for the minimum at T.J Maxx!"</p>singing
"You get the maxx for the minimum at T.J Maxx!"The dancing girls (alias of Patrick Curtin)2008-09-07T13:28:35ZRe: Forums: 4th Edition: End the edition warsThe dancing girls (alias of Patrick Curtin)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ie44&page=4?End-the-edition-wars#1922008-06-16T23:54:02Z2008-06-16T23:53:31Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">XxAnthraxusxX wrote:</div><blockquote> •busts out wad of s<span class=tiny>m</span>urf dollars• Now thats more like it.. </blockquote><p>Now you're just a cute little blue bundle of sheep virus aren't you?XxAnthraxusxX wrote:*busts out wad of smurf dollars* Now thats more like it..
Now you're just a cute little blue bundle of sheep virus aren't you?The dancing girls (alias of Patrick Curtin)2008-06-16T23:53:31ZRe: Forums: 4th Edition: End the edition warsThe dancing girls (alias of Patrick Curtin)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ie44&page=4?End-the-edition-wars#1902008-06-16T23:47:29Z2008-06-16T23:47:29Z<p><i>Begins the opening moves of the Dance of the Seven S<span class=tiny>m</span>urfs.</i></p>Begins the opening moves of the Dance of the Seven Smurfs.The dancing girls (alias of Patrick Curtin)2008-06-16T23:47:29ZRe: Forums: 4th Edition: End the edition warsThe dancing girls (alias of Patrick Curtin)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ie44&page=4?End-the-edition-wars#1852008-06-16T23:43:13Z2008-06-16T23:43:12Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">2Centswise the Clown wrote:</div><blockquote> Bring on the dancing girls. </blockquote><p>You called, master?2Centswise the Clown wrote:Bring on the dancing girls.
You called, master?The dancing girls (alias of Patrick Curtin)2008-06-16T23:43:12Z