paizo.com Recent Posts by Stigwold Mæch'Hæmmærpaizo.com Recent Posts by Stigwold Mæch'Hæmmær2011-09-20T17:32:03Z2011-09-20T17:32:03ZRe: Forums: Gamer Connection: Doom Chicken LodgeStigwold Mæch'Hæmmær (alias of Kruelaid)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qnf1?Doom-Chicken-Lodge#492014-02-15T02:25:28Z2014-02-15T02:25:28Z<p>Whit th' buck is wrang wi' ye?</p>Whit th' buck is wrang wi' ye?Stigwold Mæch'Hæmmær (alias of Kruelaid)2014-02-15T02:25:28ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post Discussion: DM Heathy's Saltmarsh Discussion ThreadStigwold Mæch'Hæmmær (alias of Kruelaid)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hwlg&page=113?DM-Heathys-Saltmarsh-Discussion-Thread#56252014-02-07T17:45:20Z2014-02-07T17:45:20Z<p>Yoors? diz anyain hae a rope abit? Thes huir needs tae be taid up an' throon in th' brine.</p>Yoors? diz anyain hae a rope abit? Thes huir needs tae be taid up an' throon in th' brine.Stigwold Mæch'Hæmmær (alias of Kruelaid)2014-02-07T17:45:20ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post Discussion: DM Heathy's Saltmarsh Discussion ThreadStigwold Mæch'Hæmmær (alias of Kruelaid)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hwlg&page=113?DM-Heathys-Saltmarsh-Discussion-Thread#56222014-02-06T23:51:04Z2014-02-06T23:51:04Z<p>Ye hae a wee problem wi' yer skin laddie. A wee rash aiblins. Mebbe ye needs a dub er tew frae mah hammar. Paaaaaaauugh. </p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Looks at Grooty</span></p>
<p>If ye shut thes huir up Ah tryst Ah willnae kill ye.</p>Ye hae a wee problem wi' yer skin laddie. A wee rash aiblins. Mebbe ye needs a dub er tew frae mah hammar. Paaaaaaauugh.
Looks at Grooty
If ye shut thes huir up Ah tryst Ah willnae kill ye.Stigwold Mæch'Hæmmær (alias of Kruelaid)2014-02-06T23:51:04ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLStigwold Mæch'Hæmmær (alias of Kruelaid)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=2020?Deep-6-FaWtL#1009992014-02-05T18:21:13Z2014-02-05T18:21:13Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Hazgarr the Dwarven Pirate wrote:</div><blockquote> <b><span class=messageboard-bigger>HARRRRRRRRRRRR</b></span> </blockquote><p>A brine farin' Khuzdul. Es thes a jook? Es 'at a costume? Y'ur a feckin' slip ent ye... ur ye nae?Hazgarr the Dwarven Pirate wrote:HARRRRRRRRRRRR
A brine farin' Khuzdul. Es thes a jook? Es 'at a costume? Y'ur a feckin' slip ent ye... ur ye nae?Stigwold Mæch'Hæmmær (alias of Kruelaid)2014-02-05T18:21:13ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLStigwold Mæch'Hæmmær (alias of Kruelaid)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=2020?Deep-6-FaWtL#1009972014-02-05T17:46:16Z2014-02-05T17:46:16Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Ragadolf wrote:</div><blockquote><p> <i>'HAppy Birthday to Meeeee!'</i></p>
<p>My co-workers got me an actual Gandalf (looking) pipe! </p>
<p>I am SO wearing my Gandalf hat and smoking it on my back porch tonight!</p>
<p>And I don't actually smoke! :P</p>
<p>Ah, the joys of being 20. I am enjoying my 28th, 20th birthday! </p>
<p>:D</p>
<p>And cider is on the menu tonight as well. :) </blockquote><p>Canty feckin' barfday ye sack a' rottin' haggis. Cider is a feckin' earjab bevvy. Dornt make me boak.
<p><i>Earjab [n]: Elf</i></p>Ragadolf wrote:'HAppy Birthday to Meeeee!'
My co-workers got me an actual Gandalf (looking) pipe!
I am SO wearing my Gandalf hat and smoking it on my back porch tonight!
And I don't actually smoke! :P
Ah, the joys of being 20. I am enjoying my 28th, 20th birthday!
:D
And cider is on the menu tonight as well. :)
Canty feckin' barfday ye sack a' rottin' haggis. Cider is a feckin' earjab bevvy. Dornt make me boak. Earjab [n]: ElfStigwold Mæch'Hæmmær (alias of Kruelaid)2014-02-05T17:46:16ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post Discussion: DM Heathy's Saltmarsh Discussion ThreadStigwold Mæch'Hæmmær (alias of Kruelaid)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hwlg&page=113?DM-Heathys-Saltmarsh-Discussion-Thread#56152014-02-04T19:40:22Z2014-02-04T19:40:22Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Grooty Mongca wrote:</div><blockquote> "Oooh yessssss leedle wan. You know who Groooooteee ees, ja?" </blockquote><p>Groooteeeee? Ah cannae kin a wuid ye ur sayin'. Whit leid ur ye spekin' ye glaikit huur'? Et shor isnae Khuzdul.Grooty Mongca wrote:"Oooh yessssss leedle wan. You know who Groooooteee ees, ja?"
Groooteeeee? Ah cannae kin a wuid ye ur sayin'. Whit leid ur ye spekin' ye glaikit huur'? Et shor isnae Khuzdul.Stigwold Mæch'Hæmmær (alias of Kruelaid)2014-02-04T19:40:22ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post Discussion: DM Heathy's Saltmarsh Discussion ThreadStigwold Mæch'Hæmmær (alias of Kruelaid)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hwlg&page=113?DM-Heathys-Saltmarsh-Discussion-Thread#56112014-02-04T01:38:44Z2014-02-04T01:38:44Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Grooty Mongca wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Steeeegeeee! Vekk op! Vekk op!</p>
<p>Oooh! Mich lettel Steeegeee!!!</p>
<p>It is I! Zein <i>Grooooteeee</i>!!!!</p>
<p>Och soch a ploomp ent hintzoume dwarf you are, mein lettel Steegeee!!!
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</blockquote><p>Reit up yer broon. Brin' me some bevvy hen.Grooty Mongca wrote:Steeeegeeee! Vekk op! Vekk op!
Oooh! Mich lettel Steeegeee!!!
It is I! Zein Grooooteeee!!!!
Och soch a ploomp ent hintzoume dwarf you are, mein lettel Steegeee!!!
Reit up yer broon. Brin' me some bevvy hen.Stigwold Mæch'Hæmmær (alias of Kruelaid)2014-02-04T01:38:44ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post Discussion: DM Heathy's Saltmarsh Discussion ThreadStigwold Mæch'Hæmmær (alias of Kruelaid)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hwlg&page=112?DM-Heathys-Saltmarsh-Discussion-Thread#55942014-01-25T23:48:25Z2014-01-25T22:20:06Z<p>Thes is interestin' an' fur sure et's gonnae cause some mayhem.</p>Thes is interestin' an' fur sure et's gonnae cause some mayhem.Stigwold Mæch'Hæmmær (alias of Kruelaid)2014-01-25T22:20:06ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Heathy's Isle of Dread ThreadStigwold Mæch'Hæmmær (alias of Kruelaid)https://paizo.com/campaigns/HeathysIsleOfDreadThread/gameplay&page=237#118022011-08-23T12:27:51Z2011-08-23T12:27:51Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>I haven't had car troubles for 10 years. I imagine that will end when I go get my car out of storage next week.</span></p>I haven't had car troubles for 10 years. I imagine that will end when I go get my car out of storage next week.Stigwold Mæch'Hæmmær (alias of Kruelaid)2011-08-23T12:27:51ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Heathy's Isle of Dread ThreadStigwold Mæch'Hæmmær (alias of Kruelaid)https://paizo.com/campaigns/HeathysIsleOfDreadThread/gameplay&page=236#117752011-08-20T23:59:44Z2011-08-20T23:59:44Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">dungeonmaster heathy wrote:</div><blockquote><br />
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<p>What does he want it to be? </blockquote><p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Lizard's Boat Ale from Saltmarsh</span>dungeonmaster heathy wrote:What does he want it to be?
Lizard's Boat Ale from SaltmarshStigwold Mæch'Hæmmær (alias of Kruelaid)2011-08-20T23:59:44ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Heathy's Isle of Dread ThreadStigwold Mæch'Hæmmær (alias of Kruelaid)https://paizo.com/campaigns/HeathysIsleOfDreadThread/gameplay&page=236#117702011-08-20T23:21:04Z2011-08-20T23:21:04Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">dungeonmaster heathy wrote:</div><blockquote><p> She leads you into the front door; there's a massive lounge, with gardened areas; and bellydancers everywhere.</p>
<p>"Would you care for.....spirits?" A dancing girl, one for every partymember present, makes a bottle of something appear in her hands; also, everybody feels a tingling in their hand and a gem encrusted goblet appears there. </blockquote><p><<i>Stig slams it back.</i>>
<p>"Aye."</p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>What the f$!• is he drinking?</span></p>dungeonmaster heathy wrote:She leads you into the front door; there's a massive lounge, with gardened areas; and bellydancers everywhere.
"Would you care for.....spirits?" A dancing girl, one for every partymember present, makes a bottle of something appear in her hands; also, everybody feels a tingling in their hand and a gem encrusted goblet appears there.
Stig slams it back.> "Aye."
What the f~$+ is he drinking?Stigwold Mæch'Hæmmær (alias of Kruelaid)2011-08-20T23:21:04ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Heathy's Isle of Dread ThreadStigwold Mæch'Hæmmær (alias of Kruelaid)https://paizo.com/campaigns/HeathysIsleOfDreadThread/gameplay&page=236#117692011-08-20T22:59:08Z2011-08-20T22:59:08Z<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZY2mRG5mzg" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Conan</a></p>ConanStigwold Mæch'Hæmmær (alias of Kruelaid)2011-08-20T22:59:08ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Heathy's Isle of Dread ThreadStigwold Mæch'Hæmmær (alias of Kruelaid)https://paizo.com/campaigns/HeathysIsleOfDreadThread/gameplay&page=236#117572011-08-19T01:35:36Z2011-08-19T01:35:36Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>So Stig is ok drinking in the background here...</span></p>So Stig is ok drinking in the background here...Stigwold Mæch'Hæmmær (alias of Kruelaid)2011-08-19T01:35:36ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Heathy's Isle of Dread ThreadStigwold Mæch'Hæmmær (alias of Kruelaid)https://paizo.com/campaigns/HeathysIsleOfDreadThread/gameplay&page=235#117302011-08-09T23:11:06Z2011-08-09T23:11:06Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Checkin in here too, from my messed up life. Moving back to Vancouver on the 22nd, BTW. Second international move this year.</span></p>Checkin in here too, from my messed up life. Moving back to Vancouver on the 22nd, BTW. Second international move this year.Stigwold Mæch'Hæmmær (alias of Kruelaid)2011-08-09T23:11:06ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Heathy's Isle of Dread ThreadStigwold Mæch'Hæmmær (alias of Kruelaid)https://paizo.com/campaigns/HeathysIsleOfDreadThread/gameplay&page=234#116942011-07-31T05:32:49Z2011-07-31T05:32:49Z<p><<i>Amid great chuffing and chafing Stig double moves to J39 to take some heat of Hnoss.</i>></p>Amid great chuffing and chafing Stig double moves to J39 to take some heat of Hnoss.>Stigwold Mæch'Hæmmær (alias of Kruelaid)2011-07-31T05:32:49ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Heathy's Isle of Dread ThreadStigwold Mæch'Hæmmær (alias of Kruelaid)https://paizo.com/campaigns/HeathysIsleOfDreadThread/gameplay&page=234#116772011-07-27T08:00:35Z2011-07-27T08:00:35Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Really sick here. Just gonna post an attack and crawl back to bed.</span></p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>att1</span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 25 ⇒ (9) + 25 = 34</span>
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<span class=messageboard-ooc>dam1</span> <span class="messageboard-dice">2d6 + 31 ⇒ (2, 5) + 31 = 38</span>
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<span class=messageboard-ooc>att2</span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 20 ⇒ (17) + 20 = 37</span>
<br />
<span class=messageboard-ooc>dam2</span> <span class="messageboard-dice">2d6 + 31 ⇒ (4, 2) + 31 = 37</span>
<br />
<span class=messageboard-ooc>att3</span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 15 ⇒ (8) + 15 = 23</span>
<br />
<span class=messageboard-ooc>dam3</span> <span class="messageboard-dice">2d6 + 31 ⇒ (2, 6) + 31 = 39</span></p>Really sick here. Just gonna post an attack and crawl back to bed.
att1 [dice]1d20+25[/dice]
dam1 [dice]2d6+31[/dice]
att2 [dice]1d20+20[/dice]
dam2 [dice]2d6+31[/dice]
att3 [dice]1d20+15[/dice]
dam3 [dice]2d6+31[/dice]Stigwold Mæch'Hæmmær (alias of Kruelaid)2011-07-27T08:00:35ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Heathy's Isle of Dread ThreadStigwold Mæch'Hæmmær (alias of Kruelaid)https://paizo.com/campaigns/HeathysIsleOfDreadThread/gameplay&page=234#116642011-07-25T09:04:03Z2011-07-25T09:04:03Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>5 foot step. To B39.</span></p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Clobberin' time.</span></p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>att1</span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 25 ⇒ (10) + 25 = 35</span>
<br />
<span class=messageboard-ooc>dam1</span> <span class="messageboard-dice">2d6 + 31 ⇒ (2, 3) + 31 = 36</span>
<br />
<span class=messageboard-ooc>att2</span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 20 ⇒ (4) + 20 = 24</span>
<br />
<span class=messageboard-ooc>dam2</span> <span class="messageboard-dice">2d6 + 31 ⇒ (5, 1) + 31 = 37</span>
<br />
<span class=messageboard-ooc>att3</span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 15 ⇒ (6) + 15 = 21</span>
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<span class=messageboard-ooc>dam3</span> <span class="messageboard-dice">2d6 + 31 ⇒ (2, 3) + 31 = 36</span></p>5 foot step. To B39.
Clobberin' time.
att1 [dice]1d20+25[/dice]
dam1 [dice]2d6+31 [/dice]
att2 [dice]1d20+20[/dice]
dam2 [dice]2d6+31 [/dice]
att3 [dice]1d20+15[/dice]
dam3 [dice]2d6+31 [/dice]Stigwold Mæch'Hæmmær (alias of Kruelaid)2011-07-25T09:04:03ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Heathy's Isle of Dread ThreadStigwold Mæch'Hæmmær (alias of Kruelaid)https://paizo.com/campaigns/HeathysIsleOfDreadThread/gameplay&page=234#116562011-07-22T23:28:11Z2011-07-22T23:28:11Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>I can step up to B39 right?</span></p>I can step up to B39 right?Stigwold Mæch'Hæmmær (alias of Kruelaid)2011-07-22T23:28:11ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Heathy's Isle of Dread ThreadStigwold Mæch'Hæmmær (alias of Kruelaid)https://paizo.com/campaigns/HeathysIsleOfDreadThread/gameplay&page=233#116072011-07-13T22:32:35Z2011-07-13T22:32:35Z<p>DM[Spoiler omitted]</p>DM[Spoiler omitted]Stigwold Mæch'Hæmmær (alias of Kruelaid)2011-07-13T22:32:35ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Heathy's Isle of Dread ThreadStigwold Mæch'Hæmmær (alias of Kruelaid)https://paizo.com/campaigns/HeathysIsleOfDreadThread/gameplay&page=233#116052011-07-13T22:28:59Z2011-07-13T22:28:59Z<p>DM[Spoiler omitted]</p>DM[Spoiler omitted]Stigwold Mæch'Hæmmær (alias of Kruelaid)2011-07-13T22:28:59ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Heathy's Isle of Dread ThreadStigwold Mæch'Hæmmær (alias of Kruelaid)https://paizo.com/campaigns/HeathysIsleOfDreadThread/gameplay&page=232#115992011-07-13T12:03:30Z2011-07-13T12:03:30Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">dungeonmaster heathy wrote:</div><blockquote> Okay; ready when you guys are. </blockquote><p><<i>Stig takes a swig and brushes some sand off his hammer.</i>>
<p>"ACH, ayyyyyyyyyyyy."</p>dungeonmaster heathy wrote:Okay; ready when you guys are.
Stig takes a swig and brushes some sand off his hammer.> "ACH, ayyyyyyyyyyyy."Stigwold Mæch'Hæmmær (alias of Kruelaid)2011-07-13T12:03:30ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Heathy's Isle of Dread ThreadStigwold Mæch'Hæmmær (alias of Kruelaid)https://paizo.com/campaigns/HeathysIsleOfDreadThread/gameplay&page=232#115552011-07-05T06:34:05Z2011-07-05T06:34:05Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">dungeonmaster heathy wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Elgan Dreadwood wrote:</div><blockquote> "Oh goody. Ah needs a showuh." Elgan grins as he keeps up with the ape easily. (Doing the Disney/Tarzan walk, swing, surf trick on the trees.) </blockquote><p>You sense.....an inexplicable <i>sameness</i> about all of these trees.
</p>
It's odd, notable. </blockquote><p>"Stoatin place fur a wee nip an' a speel ay skinny dippin'."dungeonmaster heathy wrote:Elgan Dreadwood wrote: "Oh goody. Ah needs a showuh." Elgan grins as he keeps up with the ape easily. (Doing the Disney/Tarzan walk, swing, surf trick on the trees.)
You sense.....an inexplicable sameness about all of these trees.
It's odd, notable. "Stoatin place fur a wee nip an' a speel ay skinny dippin'."Stigwold Mæch'Hæmmær (alias of Kruelaid)2011-07-05T06:34:05ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Heathy's Isle of Dread ThreadStigwold Mæch'Hæmmær (alias of Kruelaid)https://paizo.com/campaigns/HeathysIsleOfDreadThread/gameplay&page=232#115542011-07-05T03:39:38Z2011-07-05T03:39:38Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">dungeonmaster heathy wrote:</div><blockquote> One of the dire apes ambles up along side stiggy....he starts imploring for some whiskey by reaching one long arm out and nudging the dwarf, then gibbering "ook!ook! ook!ook!" </blockquote><p>"Aye. Help yerself."
<p><<i>Stig passes him the flask and strolls off with everyone else alongside the ape, trading incomprehensible and improbable drinking stories.</i>></p>dungeonmaster heathy wrote:One of the dire apes ambles up along side stiggy....he starts imploring for some whiskey by reaching one long arm out and nudging the dwarf, then gibbering "ook!ook! ook!ook!"
"Aye. Help yerself." Stig passes him the flask and strolls off with everyone else alongside the ape, trading incomprehensible and improbable drinking stories.>Stigwold Mæch'Hæmmær (alias of Kruelaid)2011-07-05T03:39:38ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Heathy's Isle of Dread ThreadStigwold Mæch'Hæmmær (alias of Kruelaid)https://paizo.com/campaigns/HeathysIsleOfDreadThread/gameplay&page=231#115442011-07-04T00:06:04Z2011-07-04T00:06:04Z<p><<i>Stig, staying in the background, lays against a tree and has a wee nip, or twenty.</i>></p>Stig, staying in the background, lays against a tree and has a wee nip, or twenty.>Stigwold Mæch'Hæmmær (alias of Kruelaid)2011-07-04T00:06:04ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Heathy's Isle of Dread ThreadStigwold Mæch'Hæmmær (alias of Kruelaid)https://paizo.com/campaigns/HeathysIsleOfDreadThread/gameplay&page=231#115212011-06-27T03:45:16Z2011-06-27T03:45:16Z<p><<i>Stig hands Beldan a moist towel.</i>></p>
<p>"Wipe yerself, laddie."</p>Stig hands Beldan a moist towel.>
"Wipe yerself, laddie."Stigwold Mæch'Hæmmær (alias of Kruelaid)2011-06-27T03:45:16ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Heathy's Isle of Dread ThreadStigwold Mæch'Hæmmær (alias of Kruelaid)https://paizo.com/campaigns/HeathysIsleOfDreadThread/gameplay&page=231#115082011-06-26T05:30:24Z2011-06-26T05:30:24Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>It's funny when you're wasted.</span></p>It's funny when you're wasted.Stigwold Mæch'Hæmmær (alias of Kruelaid)2011-06-26T05:30:24ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Heathy's Isle of Dread ThreadStigwold Mæch'Hæmmær (alias of Kruelaid)https://paizo.com/campaigns/HeathysIsleOfDreadThread/gameplay&page=231#115052011-06-26T03:35:19Z2011-06-26T03:35:19Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">dungeonmaster heathy wrote:</div><blockquote> She's "Large" sized. </blockquote><p>"Waw. Lass has a mightin box. Aye. Wa dornt ye stick yer heed in an' swatch aroond. Ah'll hauld yer feit, laddie."dungeonmaster heathy wrote:She's "Large" sized.
"Waw. Lass has a mightin box. Aye. Wa dornt ye stick yer heed in an' swatch aroond. Ah'll hauld yer feit, laddie."Stigwold Mæch'Hæmmær (alias of Kruelaid)2011-06-26T03:35:19ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Heathy's Isle of Dread ThreadStigwold Mæch'Hæmmær (alias of Kruelaid)https://paizo.com/campaigns/HeathysIsleOfDreadThread/gameplay&page=231#115032011-06-26T01:00:07Z2011-06-26T01:00:07Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Beldan Vale wrote:</div><blockquote> Beldan begins searching the apes and the succubus for loot or clues. <span class=messageboard-ooc>Perception: 1d20 + 16 </span> </blockquote><p>"Sae, ur ye gonnae swatch in 'er nethers ur whit?"
<p><<i>Leans over when Beldan gets to her lower regions...</i>></p>Beldan Vale wrote:Beldan begins searching the apes and the succubus for loot or clues. Perception: 1d20 + 16
"Sae, ur ye gonnae swatch in 'er nethers ur whit?" Leans over when Beldan gets to her lower regions...>Stigwold Mæch'Hæmmær (alias of Kruelaid)2011-06-26T01:00:07ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Heathy's Isle of Dread ThreadStigwold Mæch'Hæmmær (alias of Kruelaid)https://paizo.com/campaigns/HeathysIsleOfDreadThread/gameplay&page=230#114942011-06-24T09:18:32Z2011-06-24T09:18:32Z<p><<i>Stig stands around and watches Beldan, helping with a running commentary.</i>></p>
<p>"Hae ye checked 'er privates. A succubus is likely tae mince things in thaur mair than onie hen Ah hink. 'Main 'en laddie hae swatch noo, loch a man diz."</p>Stig stands around and watches Beldan, helping with a running commentary.>
"Hae ye checked 'er privates. A succubus is likely tae mince things in thaur mair than onie hen Ah hink. 'Main 'en laddie hae swatch noo, loch a man diz."Stigwold Mæch'Hæmmær (alias of Kruelaid)2011-06-24T09:18:32ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Heathy's Isle of Dread ThreadStigwold Mæch'Hæmmær (alias of Kruelaid)https://paizo.com/campaigns/HeathysIsleOfDreadThread/gameplay&page=230#114852011-06-23T04:14:54Z2011-06-23T04:14:54Z<p><<i>Looks at the hammer.</i>></p>
<p>"Hunk a jobby."</p>Looks at the hammer.>
"Hunk a jobby."Stigwold Mæch'Hæmmær (alias of Kruelaid)2011-06-23T04:14:54ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Heathy's Isle of Dread ThreadStigwold Mæch'Hæmmær (alias of Kruelaid)https://paizo.com/campaigns/HeathysIsleOfDreadThread/gameplay&page=230#114792011-06-22T03:41:05Z2011-06-22T03:41:05Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Stig will double move to F15 and engage with the b$@@!. No attack.</span></p>Stig will double move to F15 and engage with the b~###. No attack.Stigwold Mæch'Hæmmær (alias of Kruelaid)2011-06-22T03:41:05ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Heathy's Isle of Dread ThreadStigwold Mæch'Hæmmær (alias of Kruelaid)https://paizo.com/campaigns/HeathysIsleOfDreadThread/gameplay&page=230#114772011-06-22T02:25:20Z2011-06-22T02:25:20Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">dungeonmaster heathy wrote:</div><blockquote></p>
<p>Ape 2
<br />
releases Stiggy.</p>
<p>attacks Gjetost;</p>
<p></blockquote><p><span class=messageboard-ooc>He's gonna wish he didn't do that. ED: crap is he dead?</span>dungeonmaster heathy wrote:Ape 2
releases Stiggy.
attacks Gjetost;
He's gonna wish he didn't do that. ED: crap is he dead?Stigwold Mæch'Hæmmær (alias of Kruelaid)2011-06-22T02:25:20ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Heathy's Isle of Dread ThreadStigwold Mæch'Hæmmær (alias of Kruelaid)https://paizo.com/campaigns/HeathysIsleOfDreadThread/gameplay&page=229#114442011-06-17T03:42:33Z2011-06-17T03:42:33Z<p><span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 20 ⇒ (13) + 20 = 33</span> </p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Counter grapple? To break free.</span></p>
<p>"Uh oh."</p>[dice]1d20+20[/dice]
Counter grapple? To break free.
"Uh oh."Stigwold Mæch'Hæmmær (alias of Kruelaid)2011-06-17T03:42:33ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Heathy's Isle of Dread ThreadStigwold Mæch'Hæmmær (alias of Kruelaid)https://paizo.com/campaigns/HeathysIsleOfDreadThread/gameplay&page=229#114402011-06-17T03:33:15Z2011-06-17T03:33:15Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">dungeonmaster heathy wrote:</div><blockquote></p>
<p>Ape two moves up; does the same to Stiggy. Stiggy is bitten, clawed, gored for 27 h.p. in damage.
<br />
The ape attempts to grab The Stigmeister; no aoo;
<br />
CMB roll is 45. If this hits stiggy, he is grappled, and the thing pulls him 5 feet forward, and he takes 9 h.p. damage from the heart with a mouth hanging from its chest.
<br />
</blockquote><p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Stig is grappled.</span>dungeonmaster heathy wrote:Ape two moves up; does the same to Stiggy. Stiggy is bitten, clawed, gored for 27 h.p. in damage.
The ape attempts to grab The Stigmeister; no aoo;
CMB roll is 45. If this hits stiggy, he is grappled, and the thing pulls him 5 feet forward, and he takes 9 h.p. damage from the heart with a mouth hanging from its chest.
Stig is grappled.Stigwold Mæch'Hæmmær (alias of Kruelaid)2011-06-17T03:33:15ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Heathy's Isle of Dread ThreadStigwold Mæch'Hæmmær (alias of Kruelaid)https://paizo.com/campaigns/HeathysIsleOfDreadThread/gameplay&page=229#114242011-06-16T06:23:36Z2011-06-16T06:23:36Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Ok! Stig charges to L16.</span></p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 25 + 3 + 2 ⇒ (13) + 25 + 3 + 2 = 43</span> <span class=messageboard-ooc>>>></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">2d6 + 31 ⇒ (5, 2) + 31 = 38</span></p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Am I hasted? If so another +1 to attack and AC.</span></p>Ok! Stig charges to L16.
[dice]1d20+25+3+2[/dice] >>> [dice]2d6+31 [/dice]
Am I hasted? If so another +1 to attack and AC.Stigwold Mæch'Hæmmær (alias of Kruelaid)2011-06-16T06:23:36ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Heathy's Isle of Dread ThreadStigwold Mæch'Hæmmær (alias of Kruelaid)https://paizo.com/campaigns/HeathysIsleOfDreadThread/gameplay&page=229#114192011-06-15T10:35:52Z2011-06-15T10:35:52Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Beldan Vale wrote:</div><blockquote> "I think she likes you Stig." </blockquote><p>"Ye s$$+@ Infernal, laddie? Ur Demonic?"
<p>•HICCUP•</p>
<p>"Whatever it is 'en? Jist soonds loch a chile's babblin' tae me." </p>
<p>•HICCUP•</p>
<p>"Ur she has some kin' ay weird speech defect." </p>
<p>•HICCUP•</p>
<p>"Ah've heard a retardid orc s••&$ better." </p>
<p>•HICCUP•</p>
<p>"Anyhoo, some kimmers loch a cheil wi' meat oan heem."</p>
<p>•HICCUP•</p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Haha. S P I C K is swear filtered. LOL.</span></p>Beldan Vale wrote:"I think she likes you Stig."
"Ye s!+#* Infernal, laddie? Ur Demonic?" *HICCUP*
"Whatever it is 'en? Jist soonds loch a chile's babblin' tae me."
*HICCUP*
"Ur she has some kin' ay weird speech defect."
*HICCUP*
"Ah've heard a retardid orc s#+&+ better."
*HICCUP*
"Anyhoo, some kimmers loch a cheil wi' meat oan heem."
*HICCUP*
Haha. S P I C K is swear filtered. LOL.Stigwold Mæch'Hæmmær (alias of Kruelaid)2011-06-15T10:35:52ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Heathy's Isle of Dread ThreadStigwold Mæch'Hæmmær (alias of Kruelaid)https://paizo.com/campaigns/HeathysIsleOfDreadThread/gameplay&page=229#114152011-06-15T01:06:25Z2011-06-15T01:06:25Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">dungeonmaster heathy wrote:</div><blockquote> •whew• </blockquote><p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Stig dialogue edited in above...</span>dungeonmaster heathy wrote:*whew*
Stig dialogue edited in above...Stigwold Mæch'Hæmmær (alias of Kruelaid)2011-06-15T01:06:25ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Heathy's Isle of Dread ThreadStigwold Mæch'Hæmmær (alias of Kruelaid)https://paizo.com/campaigns/HeathysIsleOfDreadThread/gameplay&page=229#114132011-06-15T01:02:49Z2011-06-15T01:02:49Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">dungeonmaster heathy wrote:</div><blockquote><p> The three apes move forward, at doublemove or less,
</p>
and the succubus singlemoves as well, flying now 10 feet up in the air.</p>
<p>She looks at Stiggy;
<br />
"Dwarf—destroy the golem. Now."</p>
<p>d.c. 25 wil save for the Stiggmeister, and.....group's up!!! </blockquote><p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Whoa. <<i>Kruelaid looks forebodingly at Wod's character sheet.</i>></span>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 8 ⇒ (19) + 8 = 27</span></p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Bi@tCh!</span></p>
<p>"Ye glaikit feckin' slut." </p>
<p>•HICCUP•</p>
<p>"Yoo're gonnae hae tae fin' anither moron..."</p>
<p>•HICCUP•</p>
<p>"... tae destroy th' glaikit golem...."</p>
<p>•HICCUP•</p>
<p>"Nae gang buck yerself."</p>dungeonmaster heathy wrote:The three apes move forward, at doublemove or less,
and the succubus singlemoves as well, flying now 10 feet up in the air.She looks at Stiggy;
"Dwarf--destroy the golem. Now."
d.c. 25 wil save for the Stiggmeister, and.....group's up!!!
Whoa. Kruelaid looks forebodingly at Wod's character sheet.> [dice]1d20+8[/dice]
Bi@tCh!
"Ye glaikit feckin' slut."
*HICCUP*
"Yoo're gonnae hae tae fin' anither moron..."
*HICCUP*
"... tae destroy th' glaikit golem...."
...Stigwold Mæch'Hæmmær (alias of Kruelaid)2011-06-15T01:02:49ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Heathy's Isle of Dread ThreadStigwold Mæch'Hæmmær (alias of Kruelaid)https://paizo.com/campaigns/HeathysIsleOfDreadThread/gameplay&page=229#114092011-06-14T12:20:42Z2011-06-14T12:20:42Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Stig's pretty wasted, but he has the vague feeling that he hasn't hit anything with his hammer yet—all is forgotten in an fog of alcohol and narcotics. Nor for that matter does he remember what the hammer does, just that it does something sort of magical if it really wallops someone.</span></p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Aso, Stig, Wod... there's a pattern here, I just can't put my finger on it.</span></p>Stig's pretty wasted, but he has the vague feeling that he hasn't hit anything with his hammer yet--all is forgotten in an fog of alcohol and narcotics. Nor for that matter does he remember what the hammer does, just that it does something sort of magical if it really wallops someone.
Aso, Stig, Wod... there's a pattern here, I just can't put my finger on it.Stigwold Mæch'Hæmmær (alias of Kruelaid)2011-06-14T12:20:42ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Heathy's Isle of Dread ThreadStigwold Mæch'Hæmmær (alias of Kruelaid)https://paizo.com/campaigns/HeathysIsleOfDreadThread/gameplay&page=229#114062011-06-14T02:48:59Z2011-06-14T02:48:59Z<p><<i>Trembling in anticipation.</i>></p>
<p>•HICCUP•</p>Trembling in anticipation.>
*HICCUP*Stigwold Mæch'Hæmmær (alias of Kruelaid)2011-06-14T02:48:59ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Heathy's Isle of Dread ThreadStigwold Mæch'Hæmmær (alias of Kruelaid)https://paizo.com/campaigns/HeathysIsleOfDreadThread/gameplay&page=228#113902011-06-11T00:45:04Z2011-06-11T00:45:04Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">dungeonmaster heathy wrote:</div><blockquote><p> "I'm not going to even dignify your rude query with a response, you little guttersnipe.
</p>
Does.....this one speak for you all?"</blockquote><p>"Ye..."
<p>•HICCUP•</p>
<p>"feckin..."</p>
<p>•HICCUP•</p>
<p>"...aright!..."</p>
<p>•HICCUP•</p>
<p>"aaaa.... JOBBY!"</p>dungeonmaster heathy wrote:"I'm not going to even dignify your rude query with a response, you little guttersnipe.
Does.....this one speak for you all?"
"Ye..." *HICCUP*
"feckin..."
*HICCUP*
"...aright!..."
*HICCUP*
"aaaa.... JOBBY!"Stigwold Mæch'Hæmmær (alias of Kruelaid)2011-06-11T00:45:04ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Heathy's Isle of Dread ThreadStigwold Mæch'Hæmmær (alias of Kruelaid)https://paizo.com/campaigns/HeathysIsleOfDreadThread/gameplay&page=228#113612011-06-08T04:07:42Z2011-06-08T04:07:42Z<p>•HICCUP•</p>
<p>"Uh oh."</p>*HICCUP*
"Uh oh."Stigwold Mæch'Hæmmær (alias of Kruelaid)2011-06-08T04:07:42ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Heathy's Isle of Dread ThreadStigwold Mæch'Hæmmær (alias of Kruelaid)https://paizo.com/campaigns/HeathysIsleOfDreadThread/gameplay&page=228#113572011-06-08T00:28:37Z2011-06-08T00:28:37Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">dungeonmaster heathy wrote:</div><blockquote></p>
<p><b>"HEY!! DWARF!! WHAT AM YOU LAFF AT!!!"</b> </blockquote><p>•Giggle•
<p>"You..."</p>
<p>•Giggle•</p>
<p>"You... you have..."</p>
<p>•Giggle•</p>
<p><span class=tiny>"Feck it."</span></p>dungeonmaster heathy wrote:"HEY!! DWARF!! WHAT AM YOU LAFF AT!!!"
*Giggle* "You..."
*Giggle*
"You... you have..."
*Giggle*
"Feck it."Stigwold Mæch'Hæmmær (alias of Kruelaid)2011-06-08T00:28:37ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Heathy's Isle of Dread ThreadStigwold Mæch'Hæmmær (alias of Kruelaid)https://paizo.com/campaigns/HeathysIsleOfDreadThread/gameplay&page=227#113502011-06-07T04:07:21Z2011-06-07T04:07:21Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Stigwold Mæch'Hæmmær wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">dungeonmaster heathy wrote:</div><blockquote><br />
<br />
You can take any space in the yellow square you like;
<br />
</blockquote><p><span class=messageboard-ooc>E16</span>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Stealth</span> 1d20</p>
<p><<i>Stig rolls forward silently, then breaks out in laughter...</i>> </blockquote><p>•Giggle•Stigwold Mæch'Hæmmær wrote:dungeonmaster heathy wrote:
You can take any space in the yellow square you like;
E16 Stealth 1d20
Stig rolls forward silently, then breaks out in laughter...> *Giggle*Stigwold Mæch'Hæmmær (alias of Kruelaid)2011-06-07T04:07:21ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Heathy's Isle of Dread ThreadStigwold Mæch'Hæmmær (alias of Kruelaid)https://paizo.com/campaigns/HeathysIsleOfDreadThread/gameplay&page=227#113472011-06-06T08:23:36Z2011-06-06T08:23:36Z<p>"HEehehehehheeheeeeheeeheee"</p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Top ay th' feckin' page coal munchars.</span></p>"HEehehehehheeheeeeheeeheee"
Top ay th' feckin' page coal munchars.Stigwold Mæch'Hæmmær (alias of Kruelaid)2011-06-06T08:23:36ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Heathy's Isle of Dread ThreadStigwold Mæch'Hæmmær (alias of Kruelaid)https://paizo.com/campaigns/HeathysIsleOfDreadThread/gameplay&page=227#113432011-06-05T23:52:23Z2011-06-05T23:52:23Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">dungeonmaster heathy wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Pip's small, nondescript; he avoids detection for the nonce.</p>
<p>Ape
<br />
<b>SO, WHO AM YOUZE GUYS? YOU AM WORK FOR EEFREEKS?</b></p>
<p>the other two apes start bouncing around in place; grunting like. </blockquote><p><<i>Starts to speak... then...</i>>
<p>"Hahahahahahaha. •cough• HohohhohohOHOHOHOHOhohohoh..."</p>dungeonmaster heathy wrote:Pip's small, nondescript; he avoids detection for the nonce.
Ape
SO, WHO AM YOUZE GUYS? YOU AM WORK FOR EEFREEKS?
the other two apes start bouncing around in place; grunting like.
Starts to speak... then...> "Hahahahahahaha. *cough* HohohhohohOHOHOHOHOhohohoh..."Stigwold Mæch'Hæmmær (alias of Kruelaid)2011-06-05T23:52:23ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Heathy's Isle of Dread ThreadStigwold Mæch'Hæmmær (alias of Kruelaid)https://paizo.com/campaigns/HeathysIsleOfDreadThread/gameplay&page=227#113402011-06-05T22:34:51Z2011-06-05T22:34:51Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">dungeonmaster heathy wrote:</div><blockquote><br />
<br />
<p>Stiggy notices he's standing on solid ice; he can see the ocean underneath though. </blockquote><p><<i>Stiggy stops laughing, looking down nervously.</i>>
<p>"Whoa. Ah needs to lose some stones."</p>dungeonmaster heathy wrote:Stiggy notices he's standing on solid ice; he can see the ocean underneath though.
Stiggy stops laughing, looking down nervously.> "Whoa. Ah needs to lose some stones."Stigwold Mæch'Hæmmær (alias of Kruelaid)2011-06-05T22:34:51ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Heathy's Isle of Dread ThreadStigwold Mæch'Hæmmær (alias of Kruelaid)https://paizo.com/campaigns/HeathysIsleOfDreadThread/gameplay&page=227#113362011-06-05T08:32:20Z2011-06-05T08:32:20Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">dungeonmaster heathy wrote:</div><blockquote><br />
<br />
You can take any space in the yellow square you like;
<br />
</blockquote><p><span class=messageboard-ooc>E16</span>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Stealth</span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 ⇒ 2</span></p>
<p><<i>Stig rolls forward silently, then breaks out in laughter...</i>></p>dungeonmaster heathy wrote:You can take any space in the yellow square you like;
E16 Stealth [dice]1d20[/dice]
Stig rolls forward silently, then breaks out in laughter...>Stigwold Mæch'Hæmmær (alias of Kruelaid)2011-06-05T08:32:20ZRe: Forums/Online Campaigns: General Discussion: On PBPs, a general discussion for all PBPersStigwold Mæch'Hæmmær (alias of Kruelaid)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hu2o&page=7?On-PBPs-a-general-discussion-for-all-PBPers#3072018-07-30T22:34:41Z2011-06-04T05:28:06Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">dungeonmaster heathy wrote:</div><blockquote> What are you guys, 13th level?... </blockquote><p>Aye. And killed hundreds of beasties.dungeonmaster heathy wrote:What are you guys, 13th level?...
Aye. And killed hundreds of beasties.Stigwold Mæch'Hæmmær (alias of Kruelaid)2011-06-04T05:28:06ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Heathy's Isle of Dread ThreadStigwold Mæch'Hæmmær (alias of Kruelaid)https://paizo.com/campaigns/HeathysIsleOfDreadThread/gameplay&page=227#113292011-06-04T03:43:16Z2011-06-04T03:43:16Z<p><<i>Stig steps through the portal, giggling senselessly.</i>></p>Stig steps through the portal, giggling senselessly.>Stigwold Mæch'Hæmmær (alias of Kruelaid)2011-06-04T03:43:16Z