paizo.com Recent Posts by Sissylpaizo.com Recent Posts by Sissyl2022-03-08T20:24:02Z2022-03-08T20:24:02ZForums/Paizo: General Discussion: The recent newsSissylhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs43hyl?The-recent-news#12021-10-20T14:42:59Z2021-10-15T10:47:00Z<p>I don't honestly know why I am writing this. I have left this place, and I have been content about leaving. Still... I just read the stuff JP went public with, and I guess I feel compelled to comment.</p>
<p>It is easy to imagine, as a focused consumer of products from a specific company, that you have a notion about the people working there. You feel that the stuff they produce is great, and they should be good people accordingly. But as things work, companies are companies, and bad things are everywhere. As such, the things JP wrote do not surprise me. There are enough s%%•ty stories about every other RPG company out there to match. Profit margins are hair-thin, people are underpaid... it's what you should expect.</p>
<p>Of course, it might be the case that JP is doing this to enact some form of personal revenge. I have no idea. It seems, though, from the responses that has been made, that she is on point.</p>
<p>However: What stays with me in all this is simply that a union would be a good thing. Coming from Sweden, where unions are everywhere, and have leverage to bring to bear if necessary, it surprises me that the US is so negative to them. A Paizo union would be a great thing for the workplace, and I wish those organizing one success, and all the best. Whether or not the dirt brought up is all true or not, a union will improve the situation of those who work there, which will in turn bring us better RPG books.</p>
<p>Plus, it would make Doodlebug Anklebiter happy.</p>I don't honestly know why I am writing this. I have left this place, and I have been content about leaving. Still... I just read the stuff JP went public with, and I guess I feel compelled to comment.
It is easy to imagine, as a focused consumer of products from a specific company, that you have a notion about the people working there. You feel that the stuff they produce is great, and they should be good people accordingly. But as things work, companies are companies, and bad things are...Sissyl2021-10-15T10:47:00ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: DungeonmasterCal's House of RespiteSissylhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs42eu1&page=27?DungeonmasterCals-House-of-Respite#13042019-03-18T15:28:22Z2019-03-17T11:51:52Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">MageHunter wrote:</div><blockquote><p> I mentioned I'm in Uni right?</p>
<p>I'm exhausted from a calculus final today. I don't think I did too bad.</p>
<p>I'm starting to forget what my purpose in life is beyond solving integrals. </blockquote><p>There is no beyond. There is only solving integrals.MageHunter wrote:I mentioned I'm in Uni right?
I'm exhausted from a calculus final today. I don't think I did too bad.
I'm starting to forget what my purpose in life is beyond solving integrals.
There is no beyond. There is only solving integrals.Sissyl2019-03-17T11:51:52ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: DungeonmasterCal's House of RespiteSissylhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs42eu1&page=26?DungeonmasterCals-House-of-Respite#12602019-03-13T06:04:09Z2019-03-12T17:20:06Z<p>Knock knock. Can I come in?</p>
<p>I lost my USB stick the other day. •shudders• Happened before, and each time it's awful. WHAT WAS ON IT??? WHO HAS IT NOW? And WHAT CAN THEY DO WITH THAT? Eventually the fear goes away, and you put new questionable stuff on your next USB stick thinking "this time I will delete it", but you don't remember doing so when that too disappears.</p>
<p>False alarm this time. It was on my bedroom floor. And the questionable stuff is poorly written stuff I use as writing practice, some with... different ratings.</p>Knock knock. Can I come in?
I lost my USB stick the other day. *shudders* Happened before, and each time it's awful. WHAT WAS ON IT??? WHO HAS IT NOW? And WHAT CAN THEY DO WITH THAT? Eventually the fear goes away, and you put new questionable stuff on your next USB stick thinking "this time I will delete it", but you don't remember doing so when that too disappears.
False alarm this time. It was on my bedroom floor. And the questionable stuff is poorly written stuff I use as writing...Sissyl2019-03-12T17:20:06ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLSissylhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=4415?Deep-6-FaWtL#2207202019-08-21T22:49:40Z2019-03-12T17:09:10Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">NobodysHome wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Wow... speaking of areas I'm happy NOT to be working in:</p>
<p>I'm on an internal "customer care" call. Keep in mind that our customers are typically $100M+ corporations.</p>
<p>And yet...
<br />
"Make sure the customer is aware that this takes 21 days. It's very clear when you start the process, in big bold print and they have to select a checkbox next to it. But just yesterday:
<br />
'I need this done <i>tomorrow</i>.'
<br />
'I'm sorry. There's a 21-day wait to get that done.'
<br />
'WHAT?!?!!? You NEVER said that! I NEVER agreed to that! I'm suing!'</p>
<p>In short, when it comes to retail, multimillion dollar corporations are no better than the usual hoi polloi who ooze into your place of business...
<br />
</blockquote><p>Why would they? They most act like psychopathic eight year olds who communicate through lobbyists, contracts and suing...?NobodysHome wrote:Wow... speaking of areas I'm happy NOT to be working in:
I'm on an internal "customer care" call. Keep in mind that our customers are typically $100M+ corporations.
And yet...
"Make sure the customer is aware that this takes 21 days. It's very clear when you start the process, in big bold print and they have to select a checkbox next to it. But just yesterday:
'I need this done tomorrow.'
'I'm sorry. There's a 21-day wait to get that done.'
'WHAT?!?!!? You NEVER said that!...Sissyl2019-03-12T17:09:10ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLSissylhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=4414?Deep-6-FaWtL#2206962019-03-12T11:54:43Z2019-03-12T11:39:55Z<p>Pretty much everything we ingest or inhale that is not for energy, taste, air or liquid is a drug. This includes all recreational drugs. If she thinks everything that grows out of the ground is good to go, let me just state I would be extremely hesitant to eat ANYTHING she cooked. I would also wonder where she found the Bailey's tree.</p>
<p>Shrooms are among the least toxic drugs, true, but they still come with side effects, like the depression many feel after the high.</p>Pretty much everything we ingest or inhale that is not for energy, taste, air or liquid is a drug. This includes all recreational drugs. If she thinks everything that grows out of the ground is good to go, let me just state I would be extremely hesitant to eat ANYTHING she cooked. I would also wonder where she found the Bailey's tree.
Shrooms are among the least toxic drugs, true, but they still come with side effects, like the depression many feel after the high.Sissyl2019-03-12T11:39:55ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: What's something weird that annoys you?Sissylhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs42c2t&page=21?Whats-something-weird-that-annoys-you#10392019-03-13T15:17:59Z2019-03-12T07:27:06Z<p>It literally turns me upside down when I hear someone say that language is only descriptive. The problem is that it's both descriptive and prescriptive. Some languages go further, such as Swedish and French, both of which have councils that make up the "correct" form of their respective languages. And yes, the descriptive view is true, to a point.</p>
<p>But languages evolve slowly. Some words are abandoned because we don't need them anymore. Many new words happen, and are lost quickly. And some words do get new meanings. Most of the language remains the same. And there is comfort in this, because the language we use sets our boundaries. It is difficult to understand concepts you have no words for. The words we choose for a concept influences the concept. It is a wet dream for rulers to leave their subjects with a limited vocabulary. They simply find the idea double-plus-good. I will also quote Fading Suns: "Leagueheim, den of iniquity and freedom!"</p>
<p>And when you actually lose something, such as with "literally" no longer meaning "something that is actually as described" but "something emphasized", we all grow poorer. The language loses a little bit of precision, our communication grows that little bit more difficult. It never was a simple question.</p>It literally turns me upside down when I hear someone say that language is only descriptive. The problem is that it's both descriptive and prescriptive. Some languages go further, such as Swedish and French, both of which have councils that make up the "correct" form of their respective languages. And yes, the descriptive view is true, to a point.
But languages evolve slowly. Some words are abandoned because we don't need them anymore. Many new words happen, and are lost quickly. And some...Sissyl2019-03-12T07:27:06ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Our extinction was always inevitable. It's just coming faster than we'd likeSissylhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs42h2w&page=2?Our-extinction-was-always-inevitable-Its-just#732019-03-11T18:32:13Z2019-03-11T18:32:13Z<p>So, buddhism?</p>So, buddhism?Sissyl2019-03-11T18:32:13ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLSissylhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=4408?Deep-6-FaWtL#2203802019-03-09T06:53:39Z2019-03-09T06:53:39Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">4 Out of 10 Doctors wrote:</div><blockquote> It's literally impossible to overdose on weed. </blockquote><p>No. Just no. And if you get a bad trip, you could be in for a permanent psychotic disorder. Be careful.4 Out of 10 Doctors wrote:It's literally impossible to overdose on weed.
No. Just no. And if you get a bad trip, you could be in for a permanent psychotic disorder. Be careful.Sissyl2019-03-09T06:53:39ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: What's something weird that annoys you?Sissylhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs42c2t&page=21?Whats-something-weird-that-annoys-you#10102019-03-02T13:48:55Z2019-03-02T06:16:57Z<p>When counting jobs and livelihoods, you need to understand that every job that exists now also prevents other jobs from existing.</p>When counting jobs and livelihoods, you need to understand that every job that exists now also prevents other jobs from existing.Sissyl2019-03-02T06:16:57ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: A pride of lions, a ??? of tigers.Sissylhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs42aje?A-pride-of-lions-a-of-tigers#182019-09-02T08:36:06Z2019-02-28T09:33:40Z<p>Two different questions here. First, could the strain survive? Sure. If they breed with other tigers, no problem. They won't be white, though. Some might be, many will carry the genes. The other question is will they survive if they only breed within the group? Not bloody likely. Immune systems depend on genetic variability, and they don't have any since they come from only two individuals. This was the genetic bottleneck that caused the native American vulnerability to measles, it is the reason cheetahs have a hard time with infections, and so on.</p>Two different questions here. First, could the strain survive? Sure. If they breed with other tigers, no problem. They won't be white, though. Some might be, many will carry the genes. The other question is will they survive if they only breed within the group? Not bloody likely. Immune systems depend on genetic variability, and they don't have any since they come from only two individuals. This was the genetic bottleneck that caused the native American vulnerability to measles, it is the...Sissyl2019-02-28T09:33:40ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Taking 10 on Dinner ChecksSissylhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs42cki&page=2?Taking-10-on-Dinner-Checks#742019-02-28T09:22:59Z2019-02-28T09:22:59Z<p>Healthy pizza? Sure. Remove the cheese. Remove processed meats. Lower the fat in the dough. Make smaller pizzas. Easy peasy.</p>Healthy pizza? Sure. Remove the cheese. Remove processed meats. Lower the fat in the dough. Make smaller pizzas. Easy peasy.Sissyl2019-02-28T09:22:59ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLSissylhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=4392?Deep-6-FaWtL#2195972019-02-28T08:02:21Z2019-02-28T08:02:21Z<p>The Shazam/Captain Marvel story is actually pretty entertaining. It's a heady mix of preemptive character design and copyright over decades. I dunno a source, but I am sure there is one out there.</p>The Shazam/Captain Marvel story is actually pretty entertaining. It's a heady mix of preemptive character design and copyright over decades. I dunno a source, but I am sure there is one out there.Sissyl2019-02-28T08:02:21ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: What's something weird that annoys you?Sissylhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs42c2t&page=21?Whats-something-weird-that-annoys-you#10052019-03-01T04:46:28Z2019-02-28T07:23:40Z<p>You really ought to ponder the ramifications of this event.</p>You really ought to ponder the ramifications of this event.Sissyl2019-02-28T07:23:40ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Something Weird That You Really LikeSissylhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs42efg&page=7?Something-Weird-That-You-Really-Like#3112019-02-26T17:09:41Z2019-02-26T17:09:41Z<p>Oh, absolutely. You can get less energy that way. However, the core problem is this: Humans are wondrously, massively, amazingly superior at drawing energy from most sorts of organic matter. The energy we get from eating is huge. We don't really eat that much in a day if you go by weight. So cooling all the food might let you eat an extra cookie every few days.</p>Oh, absolutely. You can get less energy that way. However, the core problem is this: Humans are wondrously, massively, amazingly superior at drawing energy from most sorts of organic matter. The energy we get from eating is huge. We don't really eat that much in a day if you go by weight. So cooling all the food might let you eat an extra cookie every few days.Sissyl2019-02-26T17:09:41ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Something Weird That You Really LikeSissylhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs42efg&page=7?Something-Weird-That-You-Really-Like#3092019-02-26T16:58:40Z2019-02-26T16:56:38Z<p>Yeah. Stupid me. Gram, not liter. So it's kilocalorie per degree C. As you say: A liter costs you 17 kcal to get up to body temperature from 20C. Compared to the 1000-1500 kcal you eat per day, it's pretty insignificant. Add in that drinking more than six liters or so during a day is pretty dangerous, and the lake water (and turtle urine) is not the optimal weight loss program.</p>
<p>Incidentally, this is why eating hot stuff compared to cold stuff means a negligible difference for energy content.</p>Yeah. Stupid me. Gram, not liter. So it's kilocalorie per degree C. As you say: A liter costs you 17 kcal to get up to body temperature from 20C. Compared to the 1000-1500 kcal you eat per day, it's pretty insignificant. Add in that drinking more than six liters or so during a day is pretty dangerous, and the lake water (and turtle urine) is not the optimal weight loss program.
Incidentally, this is why eating hot stuff compared to cold stuff means a negligible difference for energy content.Sissyl2019-02-26T16:56:38ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Wreck a Movie Title by Changing One Letter!Sissylhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2umqp&page=8?Wreck-a-Movie-Title-by-Changing-One-Letter#3792019-02-26T07:35:02Z2019-02-26T07:35:02Z<p>You probably did this, but...</p>
<p>YOLO, A Star Wars story</p>You probably did this, but...
YOLO, A Star Wars storySissyl2019-02-26T07:35:02ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: What's the saddest you've gotten over a fictional character dying? (warning: spoiler city)Sissylhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2v6u7&page=3?Whats-the-saddest-youve-gotten-over-a#1132019-02-25T05:53:40Z2019-02-25T05:53:40Z<p>Ok. Gonna have to start with one you guys missed.</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>Ok. Gonna have to start with one you guys missed.
[Spoiler omitted]Sissyl2019-02-25T05:53:40ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Something Weird That You Really LikeSissylhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs42efg&page=7?Something-Weird-That-You-Really-Like#3052019-02-26T00:30:52Z2019-02-24T20:15:39Z<p>Water you drink needs to get up to your body temp, which costs you energy. Specifically, 1 calorie per liter and degree Celsius (This is the definition of calorie). So, drink a liter of 20 C water. To get that up to the core 37 C will cost you 17 calories, i.e. actually lost energy. Water contains no energy to compensate, so 17 calories are taken from you. So far so good.</p>
<p>Now, if you notice, energy from food is measured in KILOcalories, or kcal. Eat a 200 kcal energy bar, and you get 200.000 calories. See why the lost energy is meaningless?</p>Water you drink needs to get up to your body temp, which costs you energy. Specifically, 1 calorie per liter and degree Celsius (This is the definition of calorie). So, drink a liter of 20 C water. To get that up to the core 37 C will cost you 17 calories, i.e. actually lost energy. Water contains no energy to compensate, so 17 calories are taken from you. So far so good.
Now, if you notice, energy from food is measured in KILOcalories, or kcal. Eat a 200 kcal energy bar, and you get 200.000...Sissyl2019-02-24T20:15:39ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Our extinction was always inevitable. It's just coming faster than we'd likeSissylhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs42h2w&page=2?Our-extinction-was-always-inevitable-Its-just#662019-02-22T07:08:26Z2019-02-22T07:08:26Z<p>Another intensely dangerous thing about dictatorships is that they can lie far more effectively than democratic societies can about things, like pollution, overfishing, and other things that are vital for the population to know. This is why, for example, Cuba has such lovely environmental data.</p>Another intensely dangerous thing about dictatorships is that they can lie far more effectively than democratic societies can about things, like pollution, overfishing, and other things that are vital for the population to know. This is why, for example, Cuba has such lovely environmental data.Sissyl2019-02-22T07:08:26ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Our extinction was always inevitable. It's just coming faster than we'd likeSissylhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs42h2w&page=2?Our-extinction-was-always-inevitable-Its-just#572019-02-21T07:56:54Z2019-02-21T07:56:54Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">thejeff wrote:</div><blockquote><p>Indeed, we do determine what happens. Glad to see you've stopped writing off anthropogenic global warming. :)
</p>
Sadly, what it seems we've determined is a catastrophic change to the global climate.</blockquote><p>If you had read what I wrote back in the day, you would know my position. It hasn't changed. The green movement f!••ed up its data checking and communications. Politics ruined things for them. We absolutely need expanded nuclear to deal with the problem, and the greens fight that. And above all, to even have a shadow of a chance, we need to keep society democratic. Again, the greens fight that, what with their "pause from democracy", their silencing of opposing viewpoints, and so on.
<p>Cheers.</p>thejeff wrote:Indeed, we do determine what happens. Glad to see you've stopped writing off anthropogenic global warming. :)
Sadly, what it seems we've determined is a catastrophic change to the global climate.
If you had read what I wrote back in the day, you would know my position. It hasn't changed. The green movement f&@~ed up its data checking and communications. Politics ruined things for them. We absolutely need expanded nuclear to deal with the problem, and the greens fight that. And...Sissyl2019-02-21T07:56:54ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Our extinction was always inevitable. It's just coming faster than we'd likeSissylhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs42h2w?Our-extinction-was-always-inevitable-Its-just#272019-06-25T12:21:03Z2019-02-17T07:17:48Z<p>First things first. Mother Earth is a ball of rock. The Earth is not sentient. It is not going to retaliate against us. Lovelock was wrong, thunderously so.</p>
<p>WE determine what happens next. And no matter what we do, some tough bastards will find a way to survive it. Yes, this includes nuclear war. Let's not give ourselves too much credit here.</p>
<p>What remains a constant is the desire to see the world as ending, tainted, corrupted, dying, etc. We always have, quite simply. Extrapolate on any data you like, and you will reach some kind of oblivion, whether it's all of humanity employed to handle telephone switchboards, to huge numbers of super predators. Add in a bit of political ambition and you get hysteria, like the oceans rising 70 meters in 50 years, or any of a thousand lurid points.</p>
<p>Will it end? Certainly. But we can delay that. We can work toward or against survival, and a decent world to live in. Something isn't worthless because it ends. I think Asimov said it best: A lot of good things can happen in a billion years.</p>First things first. Mother Earth is a ball of rock. The Earth is not sentient. It is not going to retaliate against us. Lovelock was wrong, thunderously so.
WE determine what happens next. And no matter what we do, some tough bastards will find a way to survive it. Yes, this includes nuclear war. Let's not give ourselves too much credit here.
What remains a constant is the desire to see the world as ending, tainted, corrupted, dying, etc. We always have, quite simply. Extrapolate on any...Sissyl2019-02-17T07:17:48ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Ever suddenly realize something and feel like "oh DUH"?Sissylhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs42c2v&page=3?Ever-suddenly-realize-something-and-feel-like#1232019-02-25T13:40:41Z2019-02-17T06:58:34Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Xenthya, Nuzlocke Trainer wrote:</div><blockquote> <i>•flings Pokeball at fleeing table!•</i> </blockquote><p>Dammit, you got the tablor!Xenthya, Nuzlocke Trainer wrote:*flings Pokeball at fleeing table!*
Dammit, you got the tablor!Sissyl2019-02-17T06:58:34ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Does this make anyone else sad?Sissylhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs42h4t?Does-this-make-anyone-else-sad#142019-02-17T06:55:45Z2019-02-17T06:55:45Z<p>Sweden is nice. But Inga from Sweden is just how we look when we're abroad. Christine Daae from The Phantom of the Opera has a gobbledigook last name, and the Swedish form of Christine is Kristina.</p>
<p>Anyway. the reason actors often don't get along is that they are selected for personality disorders. Some seem better than this, while others embody it wholesale. And if you take a bunch of narcissists and histrionics, don't expect them to play nice with each other.</p>Sweden is nice. But Inga from Sweden is just how we look when we're abroad. Christine Daae from The Phantom of the Opera has a gobbledigook last name, and the Swedish form of Christine is Kristina.
Anyway. the reason actors often don't get along is that they are selected for personality disorders. Some seem better than this, while others embody it wholesale. And if you take a bunch of narcissists and histrionics, don't expect them to play nice with each other.Sissyl2019-02-17T06:55:45ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Ever suddenly realize something and feel like "oh DUH"?Sissylhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs42c2v&page=3?Ever-suddenly-realize-something-and-feel-like#1062019-02-14T16:01:52Z2019-02-13T11:05:34Z<p>Oh, I was aware. :)</p>
<p>It always annoys me when I don't realize a word spells something backward. And the reason I sought to find this one was likely that I felt Dormin was too cute for the character. Note that sleep, dolmen and hunter fit more or less perfectly.</p>Oh, I was aware. :)
It always annoys me when I don't realize a word spells something backward. And the reason I sought to find this one was likely that I felt Dormin was too cute for the character. Note that sleep, dolmen and hunter fit more or less perfectly.Sissyl2019-02-13T11:05:34ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Ever suddenly realize something and feel like "oh DUH"?Sissylhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs42c2v&page=3?Ever-suddenly-realize-something-and-feel-like#1042019-02-14T16:01:35Z2019-02-13T08:36:37Z<p>A character in Shadow of the Colossus is called Dormin. I felt there ought to be a secret there. One day, I figured it out!!! ... only to forget it. I tried to find a relationship to the Dorm root, sleep, but no. Was it a bad R/L translation, possibly connected to dolmen?
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Figuring it out again: It's Nimrod backward.</p>A character in Shadow of the Colossus is called Dormin. I felt there ought to be a secret there. One day, I figured it out!!! ... only to forget it. I tried to find a relationship to the Dorm root, sleep, but no. Was it a bad R/L translation, possibly connected to dolmen?
Figuring it out again: It's Nimrod backward.Sissyl2019-02-13T08:36:37ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Something Weird That You Really LikeSissylhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs42efg&page=2?Something-Weird-That-You-Really-Like#852018-12-15T09:36:58Z2018-12-14T11:25:25Z<p>To be fair... you are pretty much damned before Cthulhu's host whatever you do. So, enjoy your calamari, right?</p>To be fair... you are pretty much damned before Cthulhu's host whatever you do. So, enjoy your calamari, right?Sissyl2018-12-14T11:25:25ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLSissylhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=4260?Deep-6-FaWtL#2129732018-12-15T02:18:07Z2018-12-14T11:21:57Z<p>Serve an excessively good meal. Or carbonated drink.</p>Serve an excessively good meal. Or carbonated drink.Sissyl2018-12-14T11:21:57ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Seems it's time to say goodbyeSissylhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2v65x&page=2?Seems-its-time-to-say-goodbye#762019-01-11T20:07:00Z2018-12-13T17:13:59Z<p>I was never planning on getting into a playtest. After playing Starfinder, I had a sad taste in my mouth. It's too clean, too aware, too flat for my tastes. I have no doubt PF2 will be more of the same. Not knocking the taste of those who like that, but it isn't for me.</p>
<p>No. I returned for you guys.</p>I was never planning on getting into a playtest. After playing Starfinder, I had a sad taste in my mouth. It's too clean, too aware, too flat for my tastes. I have no doubt PF2 will be more of the same. Not knocking the taste of those who like that, but it isn't for me.
No. I returned for you guys.Sissyl2018-12-13T17:13:59ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Seems it's time to say goodbyeSissylhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2v65x&page=2?Seems-its-time-to-say-goodbye#732018-12-13T14:18:34Z2018-12-13T11:56:54Z<p>I will. And if the forums are wonky, FaWTL is suspect #1.</p>I will. And if the forums are wonky, FaWTL is suspect #1.Sissyl2018-12-13T11:56:54ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Seems it's time to say goodbyeSissylhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2v65x&page=2?Seems-its-time-to-say-goodbye#602019-01-10T20:58:16Z2018-12-12T16:18:17Z<p>Thank you guys. :)</p>Thank you guys. :)Sissyl2018-12-12T16:18:17ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: IF you had the Infininity Gauntlet, what would you do?Sissylhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs42cp5&page=3?IF-you-had-the-Infininity-Gauntlet-what-would#1312018-12-15T02:35:27Z2018-12-12T12:03:08Z<p>All right. Secret Santa gave me the gauntlet with all the stones. What to do, what to do?</p>
<p>First order of business, learn about it. Hide myself away and delve into its secrets until I feel I can use it safely. If I need to change to be able to do it, fine.</p>
<p>Second, I need a place to work from. An asteroid fortress should be fine with a black shield around, with solar energy to provide power, and to hold in the air, and project a sky on. Cue ridiculous palace there. Water. Stuff.</p>
<p>Third, make sure I am fortified to prevent harm to come to me, and learning to use images to talk to people while I hang out in my palace.</p>
<p>If all this seems to work, get my close ones to the palace as well.</p>
<p>Think it all through. There are many factors here. First, it may be that I get trouble I knew nothing about. It is a cliche. Assuming no, or I can solve it, I need to decide.</p>
<p>What I do is use my infinite lifespan to travel the history of humanity and learn the truth of a variety of things. I am there to observe only. Then, I start drawing up experimental Earths by copying the Earth at various points in time and set up different ideologies on them. There would be a planet with a dominant ideology for each one I could think of. I need to know where they lead, how they evolve, and so on. Hopefully I learn a thing or two.</p>
<p>More later.</p>All right. Secret Santa gave me the gauntlet with all the stones. What to do, what to do?
First order of business, learn about it. Hide myself away and delve into its secrets until I feel I can use it safely. If I need to change to be able to do it, fine.
Second, I need a place to work from. An asteroid fortress should be fine with a black shield around, with solar energy to provide power, and to hold in the air, and project a sky on. Cue ridiculous palace there. Water. Stuff.
Third, make...Sissyl2018-12-12T12:03:08ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Seems it's time to say goodbyeSissylhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2v65x?Seems-its-time-to-say-goodbye#462019-01-10T23:26:10Z2018-12-12T07:09:23Z<p>Half a year has passed. I have pretty much healed. I work tons, and I don't have much time. I gave up on Pathfinder, but still playing other stuff, currently 5th ed D&D and Scion. I find myself thinking of this place and you people. I think I am ready to come back, but it will be tentative at first. So, to quote someone far wiser than I: What did I miss?</p>Half a year has passed. I have pretty much healed. I work tons, and I don't have much time. I gave up on Pathfinder, but still playing other stuff, currently 5th ed D&D and Scion. I find myself thinking of this place and you people. I think I am ready to come back, but it will be tentative at first. So, to quote someone far wiser than I: What did I miss?Sissyl2018-12-12T07:09:23ZForums: Off-Topic Discussions: Seems it's time to say goodbyeSissylhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2v65x?Seems-its-time-to-say-goodbye#12018-12-12T16:56:10Z2018-05-31T04:17:57Z<p>This year has been a bloody misery. My mother died in august, and things have since been rather hectic, with work demanding more of my time. When the redesign of this site hit, it took just that bit of more energy that I didn't have to come here. So, I found out now that I just haven't.</p>
<p>It is better to say goodbye than to just vanish. I have left already, but it may of course be that I come back at some point. I would like to thank all the lovely people here for making this board my online home for about a decade of my life.</p>
<p>Party on. Be excellent to each other.</p>This year has been a bloody misery. My mother died in august, and things have since been rather hectic, with work demanding more of my time. When the redesign of this site hit, it took just that bit of more energy that I didn't have to come here. So, I found out now that I just haven't.
It is better to say goodbye than to just vanish. I have left already, but it may of course be that I come back at some point. I would like to thank all the lovely people here for making this board my online...Sissyl2018-05-31T04:17:57ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Order 66Sissylhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2r9pm&page=39?Order-66#19412018-05-09T14:58:04Z2018-05-09T14:58:04Z<p>I use my Midas touch on AM GOLD.</p>I use my Midas touch on AM GOLD.Sissyl2018-05-09T14:58:04ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsBleached Otyugh (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=513?Last-one-to-post-wins#256432018-05-09T14:55:21Z2018-05-09T14:54:50Z<p>•eats an accordion accompanied by the most terrifying tones from the dying instrument•</p>
<p><b><span class=messageboard-bigger>WAS.</span></b></p>*eats an accordion accompanied by the most terrifying tones from the dying instrument*
WAS.Bleached Otyugh (alias of Sissyl)2018-05-09T14:54:50ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSissylhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=511?Last-one-to-post-wins#255332018-04-20T06:38:52Z2018-04-20T06:38:52Z<p>Nuuuuuuuu!</p>Nuuuuuuuu!Sissyl2018-04-20T06:38:52ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Get Off My Lawn - The "Official" Old-Timer Thread for Veterans of the Last Edition WarSissylhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uy5u&page=4?Get-Off-My-Lawn-The-Official-OldTimer-Thread#1532018-04-20T06:36:31Z2018-04-20T06:36:31Z<p>I hate it when that happens.</p>I hate it when that happens.Sissyl2018-04-20T06:36:31ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: False factoidsSissylhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pax5&page=136?False-factoids#67622018-04-19T13:35:31Z2018-04-19T13:35:31Z<p>Pulg's ready to believe you! Call 555-GHOST!</p>Pulg's ready to believe you! Call 555-GHOST!Sissyl2018-04-19T13:35:31ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSissylhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=511?Last-one-to-post-wins#255272018-04-19T13:33:37Z2018-04-19T13:33:37Z<p>Not coconuts. It's a horse.</p>Not coconuts. It's a horse.Sissyl2018-04-19T13:33:37ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Get Off My Lawn - The "Official" Old-Timer Thread for Veterans of the Last Edition WarReally old gamer (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uy5u&page=3?Get-Off-My-Lawn-The-Official-OldTimer-Thread#1412018-04-20T06:42:04Z2018-04-19T13:31:17Z<p>You guys had FIRE???</p>You guys had FIRE???Really old gamer (alias of Sissyl)2018-04-19T13:31:17ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Promotion!Sissylhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uo8y&page=2?Promotion#632018-04-17T06:07:48Z2018-04-17T06:07:48Z<p>Goth Guru was promoted to assistant pigkeeper.</p>Goth Guru was promoted to assistant pigkeeper.Sissyl2018-04-17T06:07:48ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: False factoidsSissylhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pax5&page=136?False-factoids#67512018-04-16T14:04:31Z2018-04-16T05:46:29Z<p>Did IHIYC have something to do with the Spanish Armada? The answer will surprise you!</p>Did IHIYC have something to do with the Spanish Armada? The answer will surprise you!Sissyl2018-04-16T05:46:29ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsBleached Otyugh (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=510?Last-one-to-post-wins#254802018-04-10T06:01:06Z2018-04-10T06:01:06Z<p>•digs in, spraying food chunks all over•</p>*digs in, spraying food chunks all over*Bleached Otyugh (alias of Sissyl)2018-04-10T06:01:06ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Jenny the Jellymancer (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=144?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#71812018-04-10T05:59:47Z2018-04-10T05:59:47Z<p>I turn back into human form and look down into room A.</p>I turn back into human form and look down into room A.Jenny the Jellymancer (alias of Sissyl)2018-04-10T05:59:47ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Jenny the Jellymancer (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=144?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#71672018-03-31T16:12:48Z2018-03-31T16:12:48Z<p>•gathers a glob of snakes near her top face, then fires them in a decently aimed spray up at Nasty•</p>*gathers a glob of snakes near her top face, then fires them in a decently aimed spray up at Nasty*Jenny the Jellymancer (alias of Sissyl)2018-03-31T16:12:48ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Jenny the Jellymancer (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=144?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#71632018-03-27T07:15:37Z2018-03-27T07:15:37Z<p>'kay.</p>
<p>•climbs down into the writhing mass, changing into a noble-looking gelatinous cube along the way•</p>'kay.
*climbs down into the writhing mass, changing into a noble-looking gelatinous cube along the way*Jenny the Jellymancer (alias of Sissyl)2018-03-27T07:15:37ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Jenny the Jellymancer (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=144?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#71612018-03-26T06:27:03Z2018-03-26T06:27:03Z<p>Awwww so CUTE!!!</p>Awwww so CUTE!!!Jenny the Jellymancer (alias of Sissyl)2018-03-26T06:27:03ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Jenny the Jellymancer (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=144?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#71542018-03-15T13:48:58Z2018-03-15T13:48:58Z<p>Whew... this must have cost a lot to build...</p>Whew... this must have cost a lot to build...Jenny the Jellymancer (alias of Sissyl)2018-03-15T13:48:58ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Get Off My Lawn - The "Official" Old-Timer Thread for Veterans of the Last Edition WarSissylhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uy5u&page=2?Get-Off-My-Lawn-The-Official-OldTimer-Thread#962018-03-15T05:09:06Z2018-03-15T05:09:06Z<p>GURPS? Which edition of it?</p>GURPS? Which edition of it?Sissyl2018-03-15T05:09:06ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Jenny the Jellymancer (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=143?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#71452018-03-12T05:30:27Z2018-03-12T05:29:53Z<p>Oooooh a pit! There could be oozes living down there. How deep is it?</p>Oooooh a pit! There could be oozes living down there. How deep is it?Jenny the Jellymancer (alias of Sissyl)2018-03-12T05:29:53ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Get Off My Lawn - The "Official" Old-Timer Thread for Veterans of the Last Edition WarSissylhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uy5u&page=2?Get-Off-My-Lawn-The-Official-OldTimer-Thread#702018-03-08T23:16:12Z2018-03-08T16:57:24Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Freehold DM wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Sissyl wrote:</div><blockquote> I dunno. I trust Paizo to say "2nd ed is awesome, check it out!" instead of "Only morons would still play 1st ed!". That's going to work wonders for avoiding drawn battle lines. </blockquote>very, very well said. </blockquote><p>Thank you.Freehold DM wrote:Sissyl wrote: I dunno. I trust Paizo to say "2nd ed is awesome, check it out!" instead of "Only morons would still play 1st ed!". That's going to work wonders for avoiding drawn battle lines.
very, very well said. Thank you.Sissyl2018-03-08T16:57:24ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSissylhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=508?Last-one-to-post-wins#253942018-03-08T14:51:45Z2018-03-08T14:51:45Z<p>Ummmmm... may be time for me to leave now...</p>Ummmmm... may be time for me to leave now...Sissyl2018-03-08T14:51:45ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Get Off My Lawn - The "Official" Old-Timer Thread for Veterans of the Last Edition WarSissylhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uy5u&page=2?Get-Off-My-Lawn-The-Official-OldTimer-Thread#662018-04-08T15:54:11Z2018-03-08T14:47:22Z<p>I dunno. I trust Paizo to say "2nd ed is awesome, check it out!" instead of "Only morons would still play 1st ed!". That's going to work wonders for avoiding drawn battle lines.</p>I dunno. I trust Paizo to say "2nd ed is awesome, check it out!" instead of "Only morons would still play 1st ed!". That's going to work wonders for avoiding drawn battle lines.Sissyl2018-03-08T14:47:22ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSissylhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=508?Last-one-to-post-wins#253842018-03-07T04:52:26Z2018-03-07T04:52:26Z<p>We have a divine Pulg now? Izzat a good thing?</p>We have a divine Pulg now? Izzat a good thing?Sissyl2018-03-07T04:52:26ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSissylhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=508?Last-one-to-post-wins#253792018-03-06T09:23:52Z2018-03-06T09:23:52Z<p>To quote a great thinker: "He'll be back."</p>To quote a great thinker: "He'll be back."Sissyl2018-03-06T09:23:52ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSissylhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=508?Last-one-to-post-wins#253702018-03-05T16:14:06Z2018-03-05T16:14:06Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Vidmaster7 wrote:</div><blockquote><p> <i>• Mourns his 2 day winning spree coming to an end•</i></p>
<p>Also I don't get payed enough to mop.. or be a mop... </blockquote><p>I dunno. You get nothing for being a mop. Which is what mops typically get paid.Vidmaster7 wrote:* Mourns his 2 day winning spree coming to an end*
Also I don't get payed enough to mop.. or be a mop...
I dunno. You get nothing for being a mop. Which is what mops typically get paid.Sissyl2018-03-05T16:14:06ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Jenny the Jellymancer (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=143?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#71392018-03-05T05:39:47Z2018-03-05T05:39:47Z<p>Awesome! Secret passage!</p>
<p>Tentatively walks into the passage, waving the sword around in hopes that it will start to glow.</p>Awesome! Secret passage!
Tentatively walks into the passage, waving the sword around in hopes that it will start to glow.Jenny the Jellymancer (alias of Sissyl)2018-03-05T05:39:47ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSissylhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=508?Last-one-to-post-wins#253662018-03-05T05:37:20Z2018-03-05T05:37:20Z<p>•releases Vidmaster7 from the broom handle the Count tied him to•</p>
<p>There, now. A VidPulg would have been an awesome mop, but dino guts? Nah.</p>*releases Vidmaster7 from the broom handle the Count tied him to*
There, now. A VidPulg would have been an awesome mop, but dino guts? Nah.Sissyl2018-03-05T05:37:20ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSissylhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=508?Last-one-to-post-wins#253592018-03-04T14:09:11Z2018-03-04T14:09:11Z<p>No. Just no. It's not Cosmo's fault! You can't blame him! Someone should start the Reformed cult of Cosmo, which sees everyone as responsible people, well able to answer for what they have done!</p>No. Just no. It's not Cosmo's fault! You can't blame him! Someone should start the Reformed cult of Cosmo, which sees everyone as responsible people, well able to answer for what they have done!Sissyl2018-03-04T14:09:11ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Jenny the Jellymancer (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=143?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#71372018-03-03T13:58:10Z2018-03-03T13:58:10Z<p>Hey Nasty! Good to have you back.</p>
<p>•gratefully accepts the meat mush and holds it in her hands, which expand to cover the gift•</p>
<p>•concentrates with a happy look on her face as acrid fumes spill from her hands•</p>
<p>•opens her hands as they return to normal size•</p>
<p>Ahhhh... delicious! I like organic food.</p>Hey Nasty! Good to have you back.
*gratefully accepts the meat mush and holds it in her hands, which expand to cover the gift*
*concentrates with a happy look on her face as acrid fumes spill from her hands*
*opens her hands as they return to normal size*
Ahhhh... delicious! I like organic food.Jenny the Jellymancer (alias of Sissyl)2018-03-03T13:58:10ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: A working process: Writing a RPG book.Sissylhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uekm?A-working-process-Writing-a-RPG-book#72018-03-02T07:39:02Z2018-03-02T07:39:02Z<p>Ummm...</p>
<p>I am no expert...</p>
<p>...but if you don't know about Illustrator, maybe all your hard work on writing this thing would be best served by paying someone to finish your book? I understand that writing is free, but with the decision to publish comes costs. Certainly, I dabbled in editing and layouting, but even the meager results I got took some pretty intense learning curves.</p>
<p>Look at it this way: You love your book, and you want others to love it too, right? You want good reviews, word of mouth leading to more sales, and so on. Sure, you CAN do the job yourself, but it WILL NOT be as good as if you paid someone to do it. That will mean fewer sales.</p>
<p>Sure, it's possible you won't sell much either way. Getting things out there is still difficult. Still, consider the time you put into it, the money you have available and the results you want before deciding.</p>
<p>And Illustrator is abyss-deep.</p>
<p>Please don't take this as an insult.</p>Ummm...
I am no expert...
...but if you don't know about Illustrator, maybe all your hard work on writing this thing would be best served by paying someone to finish your book? I understand that writing is free, but with the decision to publish comes costs. Certainly, I dabbled in editing and layouting, but even the meager results I got took some pretty intense learning curves.
Look at it this way: You love your book, and you want others to love it too, right? You want good reviews, word...Sissyl2018-03-02T07:39:02ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsThesaurus (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=507?Last-one-to-post-wins#253482018-02-27T17:12:03Z2018-02-27T17:12:03Z<p>RAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!</p>
<p>•tears into the cow with perfect dinosaur table manners, i.e. tearing it to pieces, swallowing bits whole and spraying the surroundings with cow blood and organs•</p>RAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!
*tears into the cow with perfect dinosaur table manners, i.e. tearing it to pieces, swallowing bits whole and spraying the surroundings with cow blood and organs*Thesaurus (alias of Sissyl)2018-02-27T17:12:03ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Jenny the Jellymancer (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=143?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#71342018-02-27T15:58:37Z2018-02-27T15:57:52Z<p>I always thought it would be a good thing to not be a person. Then again, you can still be hit by charm monster and dominate monster.</p>I always thought it would be a good thing to not be a person. Then again, you can still be hit by charm monster and dominate monster.Jenny the Jellymancer (alias of Sissyl)2018-02-27T15:57:52ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsThesaurus (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=507?Last-one-to-post-wins#253452018-02-27T07:31:58Z2018-02-27T07:31:58Z<p>(v)</p>(v)Thesaurus (alias of Sissyl)2018-02-27T07:31:58ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsThesaurus (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=507?Last-one-to-post-wins#253432018-02-27T07:09:26Z2018-02-27T07:09:26Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Uncle Teddy wrote:</div><blockquote> Dangit, now I need a bath. Thesaurus, you might want to see a doctor - I noticed an unusual growth in your stomach. Or maybe it was just the remains of a previous meal that got stuck. </blockquote><p>GRUMPF.
<p>•eyes Uncle Teddy hungrily•</p>
<p>•looks at the old fart with the cane•</p>
<p>•sulks•</p>Uncle Teddy wrote:Dangit, now I need a bath. Thesaurus, you might want to see a doctor - I noticed an unusual growth in your stomach. Or maybe it was just the remains of a previous meal that got stuck.
GRUMPF. *eyes Uncle Teddy hungrily*
*looks at the old fart with the cane*
*sulks*Thesaurus (alias of Sissyl)2018-02-27T07:09:26ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Jenny the Jellymancer (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=143?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#71322018-02-27T07:06:12Z2018-02-27T07:06:12Z<p>Oh!</p>
<p>•stops waving the sword, embarrassed•</p>
<p>Sorry. Wasn't thinking.</p>
<p>Then again, are you really a person, Schism?</p>Oh!
*stops waving the sword, embarrassed*
Sorry. Wasn't thinking.
Then again, are you really a person, Schism?Jenny the Jellymancer (alias of Sissyl)2018-02-27T07:06:12ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Jenny the Jellymancer (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=143?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#71302018-02-26T18:29:22Z2018-02-26T18:29:22Z<p>•takes the sword•
<br />
This is sharp indeed. And it has magic. It would probably make for a mulch matrix partitioner. How wonderful!
<br />
•waves the sword before the others•</p>*takes the sword*
This is sharp indeed. And it has magic. It would probably make for a mulch matrix partitioner. How wonderful!
*waves the sword before the others*Jenny the Jellymancer (alias of Sissyl)2018-02-26T18:29:22ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Came here to say this.Really old gamer (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u8dd&page=74?Came-here-to-say-this#37002018-02-25T09:22:00Z2018-02-25T09:22:00Z<p>I am also beautiful and know it.</p>I am also beautiful and know it.Really old gamer (alias of Sissyl)2018-02-25T09:22:00ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsThesaurus (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=507?Last-one-to-post-wins#253102018-02-24T12:05:36Z2018-02-24T12:05:36Z<p>•sulks•</p>
<p>•grumbles•</p>
<p>•spits out Uncle Teddy in a torrent of dinosaur stomach contants•</p>
<p>•sulks•</p>*sulks*
*grumbles*
*spits out Uncle Teddy in a torrent of dinosaur stomach contants*
*sulks*Thesaurus (alias of Sissyl)2018-02-24T12:05:36ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsThesaurus (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=507?Last-one-to-post-wins#253042018-02-23T15:50:34Z2018-02-23T15:50:34Z<p>•eats Uncle Teddy•</p>*eats Uncle Teddy*Thesaurus (alias of Sissyl)2018-02-23T15:50:34ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsThesaurus (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=506?Last-one-to-post-wins#252962018-02-23T11:07:20Z2018-02-23T11:06:15Z<p>GRAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!</p>
<p>Runs after Jurassic bard.</p>GRAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!
Runs after Jurassic bard.Thesaurus (alias of Sissyl)2018-02-23T11:06:15ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Jenny the Jellymancer (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=143?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#71252018-02-18T05:44:07Z2018-02-18T05:43:34Z<p>•nudges Tvashtri•</p>
<p>What is it? Do you know?</p>
<p>(nudges JRRT)</p>*nudges Tvashtri*
What is it? Do you know?
(nudges JRRT)Jenny the Jellymancer (alias of Sissyl)2018-02-18T05:43:34ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Jenny the Jellymancer (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=143?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#71222018-02-10T04:49:53Z2018-02-10T04:49:25Z<p>He did loot them, y'know. Rocks.</p>He did loot them, y'know. Rocks.Jenny the Jellymancer (alias of Sissyl)2018-02-10T04:49:25ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Wyrwoods and the shifter classJenny the Jellymancer (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uts2?Wyrwoods-and-the-shifter-class#122018-02-07T21:34:48Z2018-02-07T21:34:48Z<p>I really need to learn more here.</p>I really need to learn more here.Jenny the Jellymancer (alias of Sissyl)2018-02-07T21:34:48ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Jenny the Jellymancer (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=143?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#71172018-02-06T18:29:01Z2018-02-06T18:29:01Z<p>•facepalms•</p>
<p>AMH, is your only thought when seeing this that the skeleton might be some sort of monster?</p>
<p>...men.</p>*facepalms*
AMH, is your only thought when seeing this that the skeleton might be some sort of monster?
...men.Jenny the Jellymancer (alias of Sissyl)2018-02-06T18:29:01ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Jenny the Jellymancer (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=143?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#71132018-02-04T06:37:54Z2018-02-04T06:36:46Z<p>Ooooh this looks interesting.</p>
<p>I search the slimy, watery surfaces of the skeleton to see if it could be an ooze living there.</p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Perception:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 6 ⇒ (18) + 6 = 24</span></p>
<p>(Oh, and welcome back!)</p>Ooooh this looks interesting.
I search the slimy, watery surfaces of the skeleton to see if it could be an ooze living there.
[dice=Perception]1d20+6[/dice]
(Oh, and welcome back!)Jenny the Jellymancer (alias of Sissyl)2018-02-04T06:36:46ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Vegetarian Threads No Longer Hosted on Paizo.com (not sticky)Bleached Otyugh (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2utyp?Vegetarian-Threads-No-Longer-Hosted-on-Paizocom#242018-01-20T14:06:53Z2018-01-20T14:06:53Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">UnArcaneElection wrote:</div><blockquote><p> ^The Great Pumpkin might object . . . if only he'd ever show up . . . .
</p>
</blockquote><p><b><span class=messageboard-bigger>GURG HOPE.</span></b>UnArcaneElection wrote:^The Great Pumpkin might object . . . if only he'd ever show up . . . .
GURG HOPE.Bleached Otyugh (alias of Sissyl)2018-01-20T14:06:53ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Vegetarian Threads No Longer Hosted on Paizo.com (not sticky)Bleached Otyugh (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2utyp?Vegetarian-Threads-No-Longer-Hosted-on-Paizocom#182018-01-20T09:45:42Z2018-01-20T09:45:42Z<p>•eats Pumpkin the Paladin•</p>*eats Pumpkin the Paladin*Bleached Otyugh (alias of Sissyl)2018-01-20T09:45:42ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsMatt Damon Puppet (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=501?Last-one-to-post-wins#250262018-01-07T08:20:55Z2018-01-07T08:20:55Z<p>MATT DAMON!!!</p>MATT DAMON!!!Matt Damon Puppet (alias of Sissyl)2018-01-07T08:20:55ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsBleached Otyugh (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=501?Last-one-to-post-wins#250132018-01-07T05:21:04Z2018-01-07T05:21:04Z<p>•sulks•</p>
<p>•eats Poog•</p>
<p>•looks expectantly up at the speaker•</p>*sulks*
*eats Poog*
*looks expectantly up at the speaker*Bleached Otyugh (alias of Sissyl)2018-01-07T05:21:04ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsBleached Otyugh (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=501?Last-one-to-post-wins#250102018-01-06T21:33:17Z2018-01-06T21:33:17Z<p>•eats Pulg•</p>
<p>•coughs up hairball•</p>*eats Pulg*
*coughs up hairball*Bleached Otyugh (alias of Sissyl)2018-01-06T21:33:17ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsBleached Otyugh (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=500?Last-one-to-post-wins#249522017-12-30T04:38:20Z2017-12-30T04:37:57Z<p><b><span class=messageboard-bigger>UNDEAD TASTY. ONLY SOME NOT ROTTED ENOUGH... NOT SO GLOFFY.</span></b></p>UNDEAD TASTY. ONLY SOME NOT ROTTED ENOUGH... NOT SO GLOFFY.Bleached Otyugh (alias of Sissyl)2017-12-30T04:37:57ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsBleached Otyugh (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=499?Last-one-to-post-wins#249492017-12-29T15:44:58Z2017-12-29T06:24:50Z<p><b><span class=messageboard-bigger>COME JOIN GURG.</span></b></p>
<p>•looks hungrily at the count•</p>COME JOIN GURG.
*looks hungrily at the count*Bleached Otyugh (alias of Sissyl)2017-12-29T06:24:50ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsBleached Otyugh (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=497?Last-one-to-post-wins#248402017-12-12T05:15:49Z2017-12-12T05:15:22Z<p>•starts eating one of the chairs•</p>
<p>•provides otyugh ambience to the banquet•</p>*starts eating one of the chairs*
*provides otyugh ambience to the banquet*Bleached Otyugh (alias of Sissyl)2017-12-12T05:15:22ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLBleached Otyugh (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3520?Deep-6-FaWtL#1759862017-12-05T21:08:45Z2017-12-05T16:54:17Z<p>•burps clouds of otyugh-breath and molasses stench•</p>
<p><b><span class=messageboard-bigger>YUM. GURG LIKE TWILIGHT. AND MOLASSES.</span></b></p>*burps clouds of otyugh-breath and molasses stench*
YUM. GURG LIKE TWILIGHT. AND MOLASSES.Bleached Otyugh (alias of Sissyl)2017-12-05T16:54:17ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...Bleached Otyugh (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=120?The-Next-Poster#59752017-11-14T06:45:39Z2017-11-14T06:45:39Z<p><b><span class=messageboard-bigger>I EATS PASTA! NEXT GUY HAS MORE GLOFFY EATS FOR ME.</span></b></p>I EATS PASTA! NEXT GUY HAS MORE GLOFFY EATS FOR ME.Bleached Otyugh (alias of Sissyl)2017-11-14T06:45:39ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Are all monsters edible?Bleached Otyugh (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2upmw&page=3?Are-all-monsters-edible#1382017-11-11T09:10:28Z2017-11-11T09:10:28Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">BigNorseWolf wrote:</div><blockquote><br />
<br />
Best tasting recipee for otyugh</p>
<p>Preheat oven to 350 degrees</p>
<p>Place otyugh on cardboard </p>
<p>Place otyugh and cardboard in oven for 6 hours</p>
<p>Remove otyugh and cardboard</p>
<p>Discard otyugh</p>
<p>Eat the cardboard. </blockquote><p><b><span class=messageboard-bigger>I CAN HAS GLOFFY MEATS?</span></b>BigNorseWolf wrote:Best tasting recipee for otyughPreheat oven to 350 degrees
Place otyugh on cardboard
Place otyugh and cardboard in oven for 6 hours
Remove otyugh and cardboard
Discard otyugh
Eat the cardboard.
I CAN HAS GLOFFY MEATS?Bleached Otyugh (alias of Sissyl)2017-11-11T09:10:28ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsThe Win (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=490?Last-one-to-post-wins#244612017-11-05T06:08:49Z2017-11-05T06:08:49Z<p>Screw you guys. I'm going home.</p>Screw you guys. I'm going home.The Win (alias of Sissyl)2017-11-05T06:08:49ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsBleached Otyugh (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=489?Last-one-to-post-wins#244352017-11-02T05:43:26Z2017-11-02T05:43:26Z<p>•applauds•</p>
<p><b><span class=messageboard-bigger>FUNNY.</span></b></p>*applauds*
FUNNY.Bleached Otyugh (alias of Sissyl)2017-11-02T05:43:26ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...Darling Prettymonk (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=119?The-Next-Poster#59272017-10-30T18:49:04Z2017-10-30T18:49:04Z<p>Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmgh!</p>
<p>Mmmmgh. Mmmmmgh mgh mggggggh.</p>Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmgh!
Mmmmgh. Mmmmmgh mgh mggggggh.Darling Prettymonk (alias of Sissyl)2017-10-30T18:49:04ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsBleached Otyugh (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=489?Last-one-to-post-wins#244202017-10-29T05:57:21Z2017-10-29T05:57:21Z<p>•eats Chuck Les•</p>
<p>•burps•</p>
<p><b><span class=messageboard-bigger>NOT HOBBIT. HIM GLOFFY.</span></b></p>*eats Chuck Les*
*burps*
NOT HOBBIT. HIM GLOFFY.Bleached Otyugh (alias of Sissyl)2017-10-29T05:57:21ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsBleached Otyugh (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=489?Last-one-to-post-wins#244122017-10-28T13:58:07Z2017-10-28T13:58:07Z<p><b><span class=messageboard-bigger>WANT HOBBITS.</span></b></p>WANT HOBBITS.Bleached Otyugh (alias of Sissyl)2017-10-28T13:58:07ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsBleached Otyugh (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=489?Last-one-to-post-wins#244092017-10-28T10:43:32Z2017-10-28T10:43:32Z<p><b><span class=messageboard-bigger>HOBBITS FREE TOO.</span></b></p>HOBBITS FREE TOO.Bleached Otyugh (alias of Sissyl)2017-10-28T10:43:32ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsBleached Otyugh (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=487?Last-one-to-post-wins#243012017-10-11T03:33:45Z2017-10-11T03:33:45Z<p><b><span class=messageboard-bigger>NO. IS NOT. IS COUSIN.</span></b></p>NO. IS NOT. IS COUSIN.Bleached Otyugh (alias of Sissyl)2017-10-11T03:33:45ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...Bleached Otyugh (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=117?The-Next-Poster#58202017-09-28T07:19:50Z2017-09-28T07:19:25Z<p><b><span class=messageboard-bigger>NOBODY INVITES ME. NEXT GUY SAYS WHY.</span></b></p>NOBODY INVITES ME. NEXT GUY SAYS WHY.Bleached Otyugh (alias of Sissyl)2017-09-28T07:19:25ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Personals section of Absalom PostBleached Otyugh (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ulf1?Personals-section-of-Absalom-Post#72017-09-11T13:49:23Z2017-09-11T13:47:48Z<p><b><span class=messageboard-bigger>YOU BIG STINKY HEAP TRASH? SAY TO "LOOKING FOR GLOFFIES".</span></b></p>YOU BIG STINKY HEAP TRASH? SAY TO "LOOKING FOR GLOFFIES".Bleached Otyugh (alias of Sissyl)2017-09-11T13:47:48ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...Bleached Otyugh (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=114?The-Next-Poster#56912017-08-11T05:53:48Z2017-08-11T05:53:48Z<p><b><span class=messageboard-bigger>UHHHHH... COSPLAY?</span></b></p>
<p><b><span class=messageboard-bigger>NEXT GUY HAS FOUND A LOT OF GLOFFY TRASH.</span></b></p>UHHHHH... COSPLAY?
NEXT GUY HAS FOUND A LOT OF GLOFFY TRASH.Bleached Otyugh (alias of Sissyl)2017-08-11T05:53:48ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: Air Your GrievancesReally old gamer (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2sz4v&page=37?Air-Your-Grievances#18122017-07-05T08:15:10Z2017-07-04T10:26:05Z<p>...whut? How many? I DRAW MY SWORD AND CHARGE THE NEAREST ORC!!! I... </p>
<p>•falls asleep and snores on•</p>...whut? How many? I DRAW MY SWORD AND CHARGE THE NEAREST ORC!!! I...
*falls asleep and snores on*Really old gamer (alias of Sissyl)2017-07-04T10:26:05ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Comrade Anklebiter's Fond Farewell to Politrolldom ThreadMadame Sissyl (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uek9?Comrade-Anklebiters-Fond-Farewell-to#42017-06-14T15:24:49Z2017-06-14T06:01:49Z<p>Have fun, and I'll raise a glass for you when the happy-fun communist revolution starts. Just before I send out the counter-revolutionary forces, of course.</p>Have fun, and I'll raise a glass for you when the happy-fun communist revolution starts. Just before I send out the counter-revolutionary forces, of course.Madame Sissyl (alias of Sissyl)2017-06-14T06:01:49ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsClippy (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=466?Last-one-to-post-wins#232862017-06-07T16:52:17Z2017-06-07T16:52:17Z<p>Hello. You seem to be trying to walk across this floor. Would you like some help with that?</p>Hello. You seem to be trying to walk across this floor. Would you like some help with that?Clippy (alias of Sissyl)2017-06-07T16:52:17ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLThesaurus (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3196?Deep-6-FaWtL#1597782017-06-03T06:49:52Z2017-06-03T06:29:58Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">gran rey de los mono wrote:</div><blockquote> Is a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary a theasaurus? </blockquote><p>RAAAAAAARGH!!!!!gran rey de los mono wrote:Is a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary a theasaurus?
RAAAAAAARGH!!!!!Thesaurus (alias of Sissyl)2017-06-03T06:29:58ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Came here to say this.Thesaurus (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u8dd&page=52?Came-here-to-say-this#25842017-05-31T10:41:52Z2017-05-31T10:41:33Z<p>•snuggles up to Vides•</p>
<p>RAAAAAAARGH!!!</p>*snuggles up to Vides*
RAAAAAAARGH!!!Thesaurus (alias of Sissyl)2017-05-31T10:41:33ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Came here to say this.Thesaurus (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u8dd&page=52?Came-here-to-say-this#25822017-05-31T11:34:08Z2017-05-31T10:19:33Z<p>•eats clippy•</p>*eats clippy*Thesaurus (alias of Sissyl)2017-05-31T10:19:33ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Came here to say this.Clippy (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u8dd&page=52?Came-here-to-say-this#25812017-05-31T10:19:10Z2017-05-31T10:19:10Z<p>You seem to be looking for a nutritious source of food. Would you like some help with that?</p>You seem to be looking for a nutritious source of food. Would you like some help with that?Clippy (alias of Sissyl)2017-05-31T10:19:10ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Came here to say this.Thesaurus (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u8dd&page=52?Came-here-to-say-this#25802017-05-31T10:18:01Z2017-05-31T10:18:01Z<p>RAAAAAAARGH!!!!!</p>RAAAAAAARGH!!!!!Thesaurus (alias of Sissyl)2017-05-31T10:18:01ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Came here to say this.Operationdromedary (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u8dd&page=52?Came-here-to-say-this#25792017-05-31T10:17:25Z2017-05-31T10:17:25Z<p>Oh no... she's going to go berserk. I just knew it. :(</p>Oh no... she's going to go berserk. I just knew it. :(Operationdromedary (alias of Sissyl)2017-05-31T10:17:25ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Came here to say this.Madame Sissyl (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u8dd&page=52?Came-here-to-say-this#25782017-05-31T10:02:27Z2017-05-31T10:02:27Z<p>There, there, Darling. Don't go berserk. Maybe some tea would be b... TEA WITH STRAWS would be better?</p>There, there, Darling. Don't go berserk. Maybe some tea would be b... TEA WITH STRAWS would be better?Madame Sissyl (alias of Sissyl)2017-05-31T10:02:27ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Came here to say this.Darling Prettymonk (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u8dd&page=52?Came-here-to-say-this#25772017-05-31T13:09:59Z2017-05-31T10:00:28Z<p>Mmmmmmmgh! MMMMMMMGH!!!</p>Mmmmmmmgh! MMMMMMMGH!!!Darling Prettymonk (alias of Sissyl)2017-05-31T10:00:28ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Came here to say this.Matt Damon Puppet (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u8dd&page=51?Came-here-to-say-this#25462017-05-31T07:31:37Z2017-05-31T05:46:01Z<p>Matt Damon!!!</p>Matt Damon!!!Matt Damon Puppet (alias of Sissyl)2017-05-31T05:46:01ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Came here to say this.Clippy (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u8dd&page=47?Came-here-to-say-this#23192017-05-25T08:34:49Z2017-05-25T08:34:10Z<p>You seem to be trying to find, and demand restitution from, some birds who defecated on your car. Would you like some help with that?</p>You seem to be trying to find, and demand restitution from, some birds who defecated on your car. Would you like some help with that?Clippy (alias of Sissyl)2017-05-25T08:34:10ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...Matt Damon Puppet (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=112?The-Next-Poster#55782017-05-23T19:30:26Z2017-05-23T19:30:26Z<p>•shakes its head•</p>
<p>"Matt Damon."</p>
<p>•points to next poster.</p>
<p>"Matt Damon!"</p>
<p>•squeezes half of a lemon•</p>
<p>"Matt Damon."</p>*shakes its head*
"Matt Damon."
*points to next poster.
"Matt Damon!"
*squeezes half of a lemon*
"Matt Damon."Matt Damon Puppet (alias of Sissyl)2017-05-23T19:30:26ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsClippy (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=464?Last-one-to-post-wins#231642017-05-21T09:32:52Z2017-05-21T09:32:52Z<p>You seem to be trying to acquire a cheese omelette. Would you like some help with that?</p>You seem to be trying to acquire a cheese omelette. Would you like some help with that?Clippy (alias of Sissyl)2017-05-21T09:32:52ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Derail this thread!!Clippy (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ub49&page=2?Derail-this-thread#862017-05-18T07:38:14Z2017-05-17T19:28:49Z<p>You seem to be trying to gather people to try my favourite MMORPG. Would you like some help with that?</p>You seem to be trying to gather people to try my favourite MMORPG. Would you like some help with that?Clippy (alias of Sissyl)2017-05-17T19:28:49ZRe: Forums: Starfinder General Discussion: AbadarCorp Customer Service Information Thread (RP)Madame Sissyl (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ubyc&page=3?AbadarCorp-Customer-Service-Information-Thread#1052017-05-12T15:00:47Z2017-05-12T15:00:47Z<p>Hello? Hello? Ah yes, someone. Finally. I wanted to... Dammit, still drunk... I wanted to see if you could find out where I am? I was to an amazing party last night, and now I am... Somewhere. In a huge suite or something, with a pretty awesome view over a... Park or something. Please?</p>Hello? Hello? Ah yes, someone. Finally. I wanted to... Dammit, still drunk... I wanted to see if you could find out where I am? I was to an amazing party last night, and now I am... Somewhere. In a huge suite or something, with a pretty awesome view over a... Park or something. Please?Madame Sissyl (alias of Sissyl)2017-05-12T15:00:47ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...Bleached Otyugh (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=112?The-Next-Poster#55552017-05-12T10:46:31Z2017-05-12T10:46:12Z<p><b><span class=messageboard-bigger>GOOD SENSE OF SMELL ENOUGH FOR GURG.</span></b></p>
<p><b><span class=messageboard-bigger>NEXT GUY HAS NO GARBAGE. IS UNHAPPY.</span></b></p>GOOD SENSE OF SMELL ENOUGH FOR GURG.
NEXT GUY HAS NO GARBAGE. IS UNHAPPY.Bleached Otyugh (alias of Sissyl)2017-05-12T10:46:12ZRe: Forums/Lost Omens Campaign Setting: General Discussion: 1001 explanations for the death of ArodenBleached Otyugh (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u4v1&page=3?1001-explanations-for-the-death-of-Aroden#1292017-05-10T15:28:50Z2017-05-10T15:28:50Z<p><b><span class=messageboard-bigger>HIM GLOFFY-GLOFFY.</span></b></p>HIM GLOFFY-GLOFFY.Bleached Otyugh (alias of Sissyl)2017-05-10T15:28:50ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsBleached Otyugh (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=459?Last-one-to-post-wins#229262017-04-29T17:55:00Z2017-04-29T17:55:00Z<p><i>•eats•</i></p>*eats*Bleached Otyugh (alias of Sissyl)2017-04-29T17:55:00ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsMatt Damon Puppet (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=459?Last-one-to-post-wins#229062017-04-27T22:22:26Z2017-04-27T18:32:11Z<p><i>•Matt Damons•</i></p>*Matt Damons*Matt Damon Puppet (alias of Sissyl)2017-04-27T18:32:11ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Derail this thread!!Really old gamer (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ub49?Derail-this-thread#152017-04-25T05:41:37Z2017-04-25T05:40:55Z<p>Dinners? I had some dinners... Once. Those were the days...</p>
<p>Did I tell you about the dinner I had with the flapjacks?</p>
<p>Flapjacks... I used to hate flapjacks. My friend loved them. He was always dressed in a vest.</p>
<p>•falls asleep again•</p>Dinners? I had some dinners... Once. Those were the days...
Did I tell you about the dinner I had with the flapjacks?
Flapjacks... I used to hate flapjacks. My friend loved them. He was always dressed in a vest.
*falls asleep again*Really old gamer (alias of Sissyl)2017-04-25T05:40:55ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: I've always wanted one of my threads to be necromancied.Matt Damon Puppet (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tv8h&page=9?Ive-always-wanted-one-of-my-threads-to-be#4282017-04-13T15:29:47Z2017-04-13T14:31:32Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">FRIEND COMPUTER IS YOUR FRIEND wrote:</div><blockquote> Hot-dOGs Are NOT offICAlLY SaNCTIONED BY yoUR FriENd COmPuTER. EaTING SUCH is TReAsON. TRy SOmE DeLICIOuS GenETICALLY-AlTErEd CaVE FungUS inSTEAD, CItIZeN! </blockquote><p>Matt Damon.FRIEND COMPUTER IS YOUR FRIEND wrote:Hot-dOGs Are NOT offICAlLY SaNCTIONED BY yoUR FriENd COmPuTER. EaTING SUCH is TReAsON. TRy SOmE DeLICIOuS GenETICALLY-AlTErEd CaVE FungUS inSTEAD, CItIZeN!
Matt Damon.Matt Damon Puppet (alias of Sissyl)2017-04-13T14:31:32ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsBleached Otyugh (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=453?Last-one-to-post-wins#226402017-04-08T19:56:36Z2017-04-08T19:56:36Z<p><b><span class=messageboard-bigger>YAH. NOT GLOFFY.</span></b></p>YAH. NOT GLOFFY.Bleached Otyugh (alias of Sissyl)2017-04-08T19:56:36ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsClippy (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=451?Last-one-to-post-wins#225392017-04-05T05:34:13Z2017-04-05T05:34:13Z<p>You seem to be trying to employ violence. Would you like some help with that?</p>You seem to be trying to employ violence. Would you like some help with that?Clippy (alias of Sissyl)2017-04-05T05:34:13ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsMadame Sissyl (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=449?Last-one-to-post-wins#224132017-03-31T16:46:49Z2017-03-31T16:46:49Z<p>Awww, who's a cute widdle gobbo?</p>
<p>See, Sylvie? Aren't they adorable?</p>Awww, who's a cute widdle gobbo?
See, Sylvie? Aren't they adorable?Madame Sissyl (alias of Sissyl)2017-03-31T16:46:49ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsMadame Sissyl (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=449?Last-one-to-post-wins#224102017-03-31T16:19:22Z2017-03-31T16:19:22Z<p>Honey, someone has to annoy the little commie goblins around here.</p>Honey, someone has to annoy the little commie goblins around here.Madame Sissyl (alias of Sissyl)2017-03-31T16:19:22ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsMadame Sissyl (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=449?Last-one-to-post-wins#224082017-03-31T15:30:50Z2017-03-31T15:30:23Z<p>...indeed.</p>...indeed.Madame Sissyl (alias of Sissyl)2017-03-31T15:30:23ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsMadame Sissyl (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=449?Last-one-to-post-wins#224062017-03-31T15:17:46Z2017-03-31T15:17:46Z<p>Isn't that rather convoluted, even for you, dear Anagrammaton?</p>Isn't that rather convoluted, even for you, dear Anagrammaton?Madame Sissyl (alias of Sissyl)2017-03-31T15:17:46ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsReally old gamer (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=448?Last-one-to-post-wins#223982017-03-31T05:40:01Z2017-03-31T05:40:01Z<p>•suddenly, uneexpectedly, is done eating•</p>
<p>•falls asleep•</p>*suddenly, uneexpectedly, is done eating*
*falls asleep*Really old gamer (alias of Sissyl)2017-03-31T05:40:01ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsReally old gamer (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=448?Last-one-to-post-wins#223792017-03-30T09:21:59Z2017-03-30T09:21:59Z<p>You had to say it, dincha?</p>
<p>•sighs deeply and munches thoughtfully on more prunes and gruel. The potted plant nearby is looking a bit pale•</p>You had to say it, dincha?
*sighs deeply and munches thoughtfully on more prunes and gruel. The potted plant nearby is looking a bit pale*Really old gamer (alias of Sissyl)2017-03-30T09:21:59ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsReally old gamer (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=448?Last-one-to-post-wins#223622017-03-29T16:57:00Z2017-03-29T16:56:18Z<p>•adds to the shields with more stinking cloud•</p>
<p>Still no takers for flipping the golem over?</p>*adds to the shields with more stinking cloud*
Still no takers for flipping the golem over?Really old gamer (alias of Sissyl)2017-03-29T16:56:18ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsReally old gamer (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=448?Last-one-to-post-wins#223602017-03-29T16:44:57Z2017-03-29T16:44:57Z<p>"Where do you keep that, then?"</p>"Where do you keep that, then?"Really old gamer (alias of Sissyl)2017-03-29T16:44:57ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsReally old gamer (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=448?Last-one-to-post-wins#223572017-03-29T16:34:36Z2017-03-29T16:34:19Z<p>•watches the elemental rays wither and fizzle as they hit the wall of prune-induced stinking cloud•</p>
<p>"Hehh that's a good one, golem. Keep trying. And beware of the prune!"</p>
<p>"Btw, free prunes for flipping the golem over."</p>*watches the elemental rays wither and fizzle as they hit the wall of prune-induced stinking cloud*
"Hehh that's a good one, golem. Keep trying. And beware of the prune!"
"Btw, free prunes for flipping the golem over."Really old gamer (alias of Sissyl)2017-03-29T16:34:19ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsReally old gamer (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=448?Last-one-to-post-wins#223532017-03-29T16:22:50Z2017-03-29T16:22:50Z<p>•carefully tosses a prune to land on the back of Uncle Teddy's helmet•</p>
<p>"Hey, golem! What's that on Uncle Teddy's helmet? Was that invited?"</p>*carefully tosses a prune to land on the back of Uncle Teddy's helmet*
"Hey, golem! What's that on Uncle Teddy's helmet? Was that invited?"Really old gamer (alias of Sissyl)2017-03-29T16:22:50ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsReally old gamer (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=447?Last-one-to-post-wins#223502017-03-29T16:12:29Z2017-03-29T16:11:16Z<p>•puts more prunes on the gruel and eats•</p>
<p>•waits until the cute little yellow dude gets up again, and hands him some sloppy, fragrant prunes•</p>
<p>•casts still stinking cloud centered on himself•</p>*puts more prunes on the gruel and eats*
*waits until the cute little yellow dude gets up again, and hands him some sloppy, fragrant prunes*
*casts still stinking cloud centered on himself*Really old gamer (alias of Sissyl)2017-03-29T16:11:16ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsReally old gamer (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=447?Last-one-to-post-wins#223372017-03-29T15:14:44Z2017-03-29T15:14:44Z<p>•sits and eats a bowl of gruel and prunes•</p>*sits and eats a bowl of gruel and prunes*Really old gamer (alias of Sissyl)2017-03-29T15:14:44ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsBleached Otyugh (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=443?Last-one-to-post-wins#221422017-03-22T06:13:59Z2017-03-22T06:13:59Z<p>•burps after eating all the new posts notifications•</p>
<p>•falls asleep•</p>*burps after eating all the new posts notifications*
*falls asleep*Bleached Otyugh (alias of Sissyl)2017-03-22T06:13:59ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsMatt Damon Puppet (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=443?Last-one-to-post-wins#221022017-03-21T12:03:23Z2017-03-21T12:03:23Z<p>•sits and bawls at the ninjato sticking out of its head right next to the recently added arrow•</p>*sits and bawls at the ninjato sticking out of its head right next to the recently added arrow*Matt Damon Puppet (alias of Sissyl)2017-03-21T12:03:23ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsMatt Damon Puppet (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=442?Last-one-to-post-wins#221002017-03-21T11:42:57Z2017-03-21T11:42:57Z<p>•blasts picture with shoulder mounted LAZER cannon•</p>
<p>Matt!!! Damon!!!!!</p>*blasts picture with shoulder mounted LAZER cannon*
Matt!!! Damon!!!!!Matt Damon Puppet (alias of Sissyl)2017-03-21T11:42:57ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Ask *Rysky* anything, anything at all!Matt Damon Puppet (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2s9dl&page=70?-Ask-Rysky-anything-anything-at-all#34522017-03-20T07:07:27Z2017-03-20T07:07:27Z<p>•sits bawling in a sloppy pile of spam•</p>
<p>MAATTT DAAAMOOOOOOOON...</p>*sits bawling in a sloppy pile of spam*
MAATTT DAAAMOOOOOOOON...Matt Damon Puppet (alias of Sissyl)2017-03-20T07:07:27ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsBleached Otyugh (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=440?Last-one-to-post-wins#219752017-03-19T12:51:19Z2017-03-19T12:51:19Z<p><b><span class=messageboard-bigger>HE GLOFFY.</span></b></p>
<p>•burps•</p>HE GLOFFY.
*burps*Bleached Otyugh (alias of Sissyl)2017-03-19T12:51:19ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...Matt Damon Puppet (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=105?The-Next-Poster#52442017-03-16T06:24:10Z2017-03-16T06:24:10Z<p>•feels the arrow sticking out of its wooden head, like a fletched antenna•</p>
<p>Matt Damon...</p>
<p>Matt Damon. Matt Da-mon! Matt!</p>*feels the arrow sticking out of its wooden head, like a fletched antenna*
Matt Damon...
Matt Damon. Matt Da-mon! Matt!Matt Damon Puppet (alias of Sissyl)2017-03-16T06:24:10ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...Really old gamer (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=105?The-Next-Poster#52052017-03-08T07:50:13Z2017-03-08T07:50:13Z<p>Rutabaga!</p>
<p>That reminds me of a good story...</p>
<p>Um.</p>
<p>•snores•</p>
<p>The next poster will have to tell us the story.</p>Rutabaga!
That reminds me of a good story...
Um.
*snores*
The next poster will have to tell us the story.Really old gamer (alias of Sissyl)2017-03-08T07:50:13ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsBleached Otyugh (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=431?Last-one-to-post-wins#215222017-03-05T07:46:07Z2017-03-05T06:18:34Z<p><b><span class=messageboard-bigger>GURG-SOTHOTH.</span></b></p>GURG-SOTHOTH.Bleached Otyugh (alias of Sissyl)2017-03-05T06:18:34ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsDarling Prettymonk (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=428?Last-one-to-post-wins#213832017-02-24T16:35:04Z2017-02-24T16:35:04Z<p>MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMGH!!!!!!</p>MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMGH!!!!!!Darling Prettymonk (alias of Sissyl)2017-02-24T16:35:04ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsBleached Otyugh (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=428?Last-one-to-post-wins#213632017-02-23T10:35:16Z2017-02-23T10:35:16Z<p>•eats scone and mythical broadsword•</p>
<p>•looks around when people fall silent•</p>
<p>•sneaks out utterly unobserved (in its mind) and avoids awkward situation•</p>*eats scone and mythical broadsword*
*looks around when people fall silent*
*sneaks out utterly unobserved (in its mind) and avoids awkward situation*Bleached Otyugh (alias of Sissyl)2017-02-23T10:35:16ZRe: Forums: Movies: The Great WallMatt Damon Puppet (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u52e&page=2?The-Great-Wall#582017-02-22T22:39:55Z2017-02-21T17:10:07Z<p>•punches out Kung Fu Joe•</p>
<p>•or seems to be trying to, flailing its little arms•</p>
<p>MAAAATT DAAAAMOOOON!!!</p>*punches out Kung Fu Joe*
*or seems to be trying to, flailing its little arms*
MAAAATT DAAAAMOOOON!!!Matt Damon Puppet (alias of Sissyl)2017-02-21T17:10:07ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Stupid, Stupid ThreadsBleached Otyugh (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2sb5v?Stupid-Stupid-Threads#242017-02-20T05:44:50Z2017-02-19T05:26:55Z<p><b><span class=messageboard-bigger>GLOFFY GLOFFY FOOD TIME WITH GURG!!!</span></b></p>GLOFFY GLOFFY FOOD TIME WITH GURG!!!Bleached Otyugh (alias of Sissyl)2017-02-19T05:26:55ZRe: Forums: Movies: The Great WallMatt Damon Puppet (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u52e?The-Great-Wall#372017-02-22T19:04:42Z2017-02-16T22:38:46Z<p>...Matt Damon?</p>...Matt Damon?Matt Damon Puppet (alias of Sissyl)2017-02-16T22:38:46ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Rate the icon for the poster above youBleached Otyugh (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n57u&page=5?Rate-the-icon-for-the-poster-above-you#2342017-02-09T12:39:26Z2017-02-09T12:39:26Z<p><b><span class=messageboard-bigger>TEN. LOOK GLOFFY GLOFFY.</span></b></p>TEN. LOOK GLOFFY GLOFFY.Bleached Otyugh (alias of Sissyl)2017-02-09T12:39:26ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Captain Yesterday's Action!Town! A respite From Guatemalan Insanity Peppers.Matt Damon Puppet (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u5rc?Captain-Yesterdays-ActionTown-A-respite-From#352018-07-07T02:42:54Z2017-02-04T23:16:28Z<p>•runs from the tickly gorilla while the yakety sax is playing•</p>
<p>MAAAAAATT DAAAAMON!!!!</p>*runs from the tickly gorilla while the yakety sax is playing*
MAAAAAATT DAAAAMON!!!!Matt Damon Puppet (alias of Sissyl)2017-02-04T23:16:28ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Captain Yesterday's Action!Town! A respite From Guatemalan Insanity Peppers.Matt Damon Puppet (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u5rc?Captain-Yesterdays-ActionTown-A-respite-From#302017-02-05T01:39:00Z2017-02-04T22:54:39Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Mincer wrote:</div><blockquote> <b>Anyone want to duel? Or be hunted? I'll give you a 30 minute head start.</b> </blockquote><p>Matt Damon...Mincer wrote:Anyone want to duel? Or be hunted? I'll give you a 30 minute head start.
Matt Damon...Matt Damon Puppet (alias of Sissyl)2017-02-04T22:54:39ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Captain Yesterday's Action!Town! A respite From Guatemalan Insanity Peppers.Matt Damon Puppet (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u5rc?Captain-Yesterdays-ActionTown-A-respite-From#152017-02-03T19:59:34Z2017-02-03T18:31:50Z<p>MATT DAMON!!!</p>MATT DAMON!!!Matt Damon Puppet (alias of Sissyl)2017-02-03T18:31:50ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Captain Yesterday's Action!Town! A respite From Guatemalan Insanity Peppers.Matt Damon Puppet (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u5rc?Captain-Yesterdays-ActionTown-A-respite-From#132017-02-03T20:44:38Z2017-02-03T18:22:58Z<p>•swings from the chandelier•</p>
<p>•actually seems to have gotten his threads entangled in the chandelier•</p>
<p>MATT DAMON!!!</p>*swings from the chandelier*
*actually seems to have gotten his threads entangled in the chandelier*
MATT DAMON!!!Matt Damon Puppet (alias of Sissyl)2017-02-03T18:22:58ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Did you know...?Bleached Otyugh (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2nxcj&page=104?Did-you-know#51892017-02-20T19:38:13Z2017-01-23T15:11:23Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Aberzombie wrote:</div><blockquote> The two kinds of white alligators are albino and leucistic. </blockquote><p><b><span class=messageboard-bigger>WAS DIPPED IN BLEACH. OW.</span></b>Aberzombie wrote:The two kinds of white alligators are albino and leucistic.
WAS DIPPED IN BLEACH. OW.Bleached Otyugh (alias of Sissyl)2017-01-23T15:11:23ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...Bleached Otyugh (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=102?The-Next-Poster#50722017-01-17T08:08:36Z2017-01-17T08:08:36Z<p>•eats IHIYC•</p>
<p>•burps•</p>
<p><b><span class=messageboard-bigger>NEXT GUY HAS MORE GLOFFY FOR ME.</span></b></p>*eats IHIYC*
*burps*
NEXT GUY HAS MORE GLOFFY FOR ME.Bleached Otyugh (alias of Sissyl)2017-01-17T08:08:36ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsBleached Otyugh (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=421?Last-one-to-post-wins#210472017-01-16T11:57:11Z2017-01-16T11:57:11Z<p><b><span class=messageboard-bigger>NOT ANYMORE.</span></b></p>NOT ANYMORE.Bleached Otyugh (alias of Sissyl)2017-01-16T11:57:11ZRe: Forums: Rules Questions: Succubus in a grapple.Jenny the Jellymancer (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pa2b&page=30?Succubus-in-a-grapple#14812017-01-13T08:30:34Z2017-01-12T10:56:43Z<p>Gelatinous cube in a grapple?</p>Gelatinous cube in a grapple?Jenny the Jellymancer (alias of Sissyl)2017-01-12T10:56:43ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsThe Win (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=419?Last-one-to-post-wins#209332017-01-01T15:32:37Z2017-01-01T15:32:37Z<p>I don't want a beard. Perverts.</p>I don't want a beard. Perverts.The Win (alias of Sissyl)2017-01-01T15:32:37ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: I've always wanted one of my threads to be necromancied.Bleached Otyugh (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tv8h&page=6?Ive-always-wanted-one-of-my-threads-to-be#2592016-12-27T22:41:29Z2016-12-27T11:12:57Z<p><b><span class=messageboard-bigger>OFFAL?</span></b></p>OFFAL?Bleached Otyugh (alias of Sissyl)2016-12-27T11:12:57ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: A race to 400 aliases!!Bleached Otyugh (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u2rz?A-race-to-400-aliases#262016-12-18T17:14:31Z2016-12-18T17:14:31Z<p>•eats Casper•</p>
<p>•burps•</p>*eats Casper*
*burps*Bleached Otyugh (alias of Sissyl)2016-12-18T17:14:31ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: I've always wanted one of my threads to be necromancied.Bleached Otyugh (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tv8h&page=5?Ive-always-wanted-one-of-my-threads-to-be#2252016-12-16T18:44:28Z2016-12-16T17:28:57Z<p><b><span class=messageboard-bigger>IS GLOFFY.</span></b></p>IS GLOFFY.Bleached Otyugh (alias of Sissyl)2016-12-16T17:28:57ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: I've always wanted one of my threads to be necromancied.Bleached Otyugh (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tv8h&page=5?Ive-always-wanted-one-of-my-threads-to-be#2232016-12-16T18:44:24Z2016-12-15T07:40:42Z<p>•eats bait•</p>
<p><b><span class=messageboard-bigger>YUM GLOFFY BAIT.</span></b></p>*eats bait*
YUM GLOFFY BAIT.Bleached Otyugh (alias of Sissyl)2016-12-15T07:40:42ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLBleached Otyugh (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3017?Deep-6-FaWtL#1508442016-12-14T18:37:27Z2016-12-14T16:01:16Z<p>•eats Miss Piggy, then goes back to huddling in the cold under a bush•</p>*eats Miss Piggy, then goes back to huddling in the cold under a bush*Bleached Otyugh (alias of Sissyl)2016-12-14T16:01:16ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLReally old gamer (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3014?Deep-6-FaWtL#1506732016-12-11T22:25:16Z2016-12-11T16:32:49Z<p>Some people take stuff like this to be an excuse to... well, you know. Just like the time I was in Boston. Let me tell you, it was a long time ago. The Statue of Liberty hadn't been built yet. And there I was, and along comes a young woman, and she's carrying a ladder. So I ask her what the ladder is for, and she asks me to hold the ladder for her while she climbs up and checks something up on the roof. I think it was about gulls or something. I used to hate gulls...</p>Some people take stuff like this to be an excuse to... well, you know. Just like the time I was in Boston. Let me tell you, it was a long time ago. The Statue of Liberty hadn't been built yet. And there I was, and along comes a young woman, and she's carrying a ladder. So I ask her what the ladder is for, and she asks me to hold the ladder for her while she climbs up and checks something up on the roof. I think it was about gulls or something. I used to hate gulls...Really old gamer (alias of Sissyl)2016-12-11T16:32:49ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsBleached Otyugh (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=416?Last-one-to-post-wins#208002016-12-10T21:05:00Z2016-12-10T21:05:00Z<p><b><span class=messageboard-bigger>OM NOM NOM!!!</span></b></p>OM NOM NOM!!!Bleached Otyugh (alias of Sissyl)2016-12-10T21:05:00ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsThe Win (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=415?Last-one-to-post-wins#207242016-11-20T05:56:31Z2016-11-20T05:56:31Z<p>Phew. I had been in there for bloody hours.</p>Phew. I had been in there for bloody hours.The Win (alias of Sissyl)2016-11-20T05:56:31ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: I've always wanted one of my threads to be necromancied.Matt Damon Puppet (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tv8h&page=3?Ive-always-wanted-one-of-my-threads-to-be#1462016-11-17T04:29:31Z2016-11-11T11:21:40Z<p>Matt Damon!!!</p>Matt Damon!!!Matt Damon Puppet (alias of Sissyl)2016-11-11T11:21:40ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Back in my day ... (the grognard game)Really old gamer (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2twv6&page=2?Back-in-my-day#602016-10-05T19:51:25Z2016-10-05T19:17:20Z<p>Back in MY day, clerics didn't GET their class abilities until second level.</p>Back in MY day, clerics didn't GET their class abilities until second level.Really old gamer (alias of Sissyl)2016-10-05T19:17:20ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Exit the koboldThesaurus (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2iqkb&page=4?Exit-the-kobold#1562016-10-05T10:31:19Z2016-10-05T06:09:17Z<p>•grumps around the thread, from time to time peering at the kobold•</p>*grumps around the thread, from time to time peering at the kobold*Thesaurus (alias of Sissyl)2016-10-05T06:09:17ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Exit the koboldThesaurus (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2iqkb&page=3?Exit-the-kobold#1092016-10-04T12:26:14Z2016-10-04T10:11:18Z<p>•peers quizzically at the kobold, rumbles, and snorts•</p>
<p>Graaaaa...</p>*peers quizzically at the kobold, rumbles, and snorts*
Graaaaa...Thesaurus (alias of Sissyl)2016-10-04T10:11:18ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Tim Kaine vs Mike Pence Vice-Presidential Debate Thread!Thesaurus (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2txoh?The-Tim-Kaine-vs-Mike-Pence-VicePresidential#272016-10-02T19:56:20Z2016-10-02T19:56:20Z<p>•peeeeeeers at the kobold with its huge eye, head tilted to the side, and a slow, rumbling is heard from its throat•</p>
<p>•seems to wait for something•</p>*peeeeeeers at the kobold with its huge eye, head tilted to the side, and a slow, rumbling is heard from its throat*
*seems to wait for something*Thesaurus (alias of Sissyl)2016-10-02T19:56:20ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: #level20problemsThesaurus (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tva8&page=2?level20problems#792017-03-27T04:23:13Z2016-10-02T10:57:15Z<p>•roars in rage, too late to catch up to the kobold, and tears into the +5 shelf, shaking it and sending splinters across the thread•</p>
<p>GRAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!</p>*roars in rage, too late to catch up to the kobold, and tears into the +5 shelf, shaking it and sending splinters across the thread*
GRAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!Thesaurus (alias of Sissyl)2016-10-02T10:57:15ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Tim Kaine vs Mike Pence Vice-Presidential Debate Thread!Thesaurus (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2txoh?The-Tim-Kaine-vs-Mike-Pence-VicePresidential#252016-10-02T19:54:19Z2016-10-02T07:37:11Z<p>•stomps through the thread, following the scent trail of the kobold that called on him•</p>
<p>RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!</p>*stomps through the thread, following the scent trail of the kobold that called on him*
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!Thesaurus (alias of Sissyl)2016-10-02T07:37:11ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...Bleached Otyugh (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=99?The-Next-Poster#49392016-10-01T19:58:56Z2016-10-01T19:58:56Z<p><b><span class=messageboard-bigger>GLOFF TECHNI.. GUY. START TOMORROW.</span></b></p>
<p><b><span class=messageboard-bigger>NEXT GUY IS GIVING BACK.</span></b></p>GLOFF TECHNI.. GUY. START TOMORROW.
NEXT GUY IS GIVING BACK.Bleached Otyugh (alias of Sissyl)2016-10-01T19:58:56ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsThesaurus (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=410?Last-one-to-post-wins#204522016-10-01T22:48:13Z2016-10-01T19:54:04Z<p>•stomps through the thread, roaring in barely contained wordless rage, searching, sniffing, hunting the kobold that dared call on him•</p>*stomps through the thread, roaring in barely contained wordless rage, searching, sniffing, hunting the kobold that dared call on him*Thesaurus (alias of Sissyl)2016-10-01T19:54:04ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsReally old gamer (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=409?Last-one-to-post-wins#204012016-09-28T12:53:39Z2016-09-28T06:35:53Z<p>•massacrates the last of the zombies•</p>
<p>•is entirely drenched in blood and rotten tissue scraps•</p>
<p>Yeah. Now GET OFF MY LAWN!!!</p>
<p>•sees the zombie remains not getting off his lawn•</p>
<p>Daggumit.</p>*massacrates the last of the zombies*
*is entirely drenched in blood and rotten tissue scraps*
Yeah. Now GET OFF MY LAWN!!!
*sees the zombie remains not getting off his lawn*
Daggumit.Really old gamer (alias of Sissyl)2016-09-28T06:35:53ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsReally old gamer (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=408?Last-one-to-post-wins#203932016-09-27T10:15:02Z2016-09-27T10:15:02Z<p>•takes out his two mini-chainsaws, revs them up, and goes to work on the zombie horde•</p>*takes out his two mini-chainsaws, revs them up, and goes to work on the zombie horde*Really old gamer (alias of Sissyl)2016-09-27T10:15:02ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...Jenny the Jellymancer (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=99?The-Next-Poster#49242016-09-27T09:55:54Z2016-09-27T09:55:54Z<p>I was young. I needed the money.</p>
<p>The next poster has a world-changing discovery.</p>I was young. I needed the money.
The next poster has a world-changing discovery.Jenny the Jellymancer (alias of Sissyl)2016-09-27T09:55:54ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Receive a Precious Compliment from a Beautiful KoboldBleached Otyugh (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2twck&page=2?Receive-a-Precious-Compliment-from-a#942016-09-25T10:10:51Z2016-09-25T10:10:51Z<p><b><span class=messageboard-bigger>GRUUUUUUSK!!!!!</span></b></p>GRUUUUUUSK!!!!!Bleached Otyugh (alias of Sissyl)2016-09-25T10:10:51ZRe: Forums: Homebrew and House Rules: Humanoid Slime PeopleJenny the Jellymancer (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2twto?Humanoid-Slime-People#162016-09-24T16:43:20Z2016-09-24T16:43:20Z<p>Brilliant idea. My wholehearted support!</p>Brilliant idea. My wholehearted support!Jenny the Jellymancer (alias of Sissyl)2016-09-24T16:43:20ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Monkey's TreefortBleached Otyugh (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tavo&page=140?The-Monkeys-Treefort#69862016-09-20T16:07:23Z2016-09-20T16:07:23Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Aranna wrote:</div><blockquote> Yes David they are always hiring. Nobody seems to think that is their dream job... Well maybe vomit guy? </blockquote><p><b><span class=messageboard-bigger>SOUND GLOFFY... THEY COUNT BAGS?</span></b>Aranna wrote:Yes David they are always hiring. Nobody seems to think that is their dream job... Well maybe vomit guy?
SOUND GLOFFY... THEY COUNT BAGS?Bleached Otyugh (alias of Sissyl)2016-09-20T16:07:23ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Back in my day ... (the grognard game)Really old gamer (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2twv6?Back-in-my-day#82016-09-20T14:20:11Z2016-09-20T14:20:11Z<p>...we fought encounters like 5-50 nixies. In the town square. And we liked it, dammit.</p>...we fought encounters like 5-50 nixies. In the town square. And we liked it, dammit.Really old gamer (alias of Sissyl)2016-09-20T14:20:11ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Adventures: Crown of the kobold king dungeon ecology issueJenny the Jellymancer (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2twmu?Crown-of-the-kobold-king-dungeon-ecology-issue#62016-09-19T16:34:00Z2016-09-19T16:34:00Z<p>The truth is, naturally, that the majestic cube is busy calibrating its karyoplastic metarrhectic enzyme coordination. It takes a little time. Also, it is so sad to see such a beautiful creature in such pain. Adamantine armours take a lot of focus and fine tuning to dissolve.</p>The truth is, naturally, that the majestic cube is busy calibrating its karyoplastic metarrhectic enzyme coordination. It takes a little time. Also, it is so sad to see such a beautiful creature in such pain. Adamantine armours take a lot of focus and fine tuning to dissolve.Jenny the Jellymancer (alias of Sissyl)2016-09-19T16:34:00ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Ask *Tacticslion* to Favorite ALL Your Posts Here!!Operationdromedary (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2s8yt&page=40?Ask-Tacticslion-to-Favorite-ALL-Your-Posts-Here#19922016-09-16T18:31:39Z2016-09-16T18:27:46Z<p>Skeleton... I dunno if I WANT that, per se, but it's the only one that seems likely.</p>
<p>•sighs•</p>
<p>I have no idea about all those floaty types. And psychic? I have frequent headaches. Is that me being psychic?</p>Skeleton... I dunno if I WANT that, per se, but it's the only one that seems likely.
*sighs*
I have no idea about all those floaty types. And psychic? I have frequent headaches. Is that me being psychic?Operationdromedary (alias of Sissyl)2016-09-16T18:27:46ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: How do you pronounce daemon in Pathfinder?Matt Damon Puppet (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2twn8?How-do-you-pronounce-daemon-in-Pathfinder#52017-03-20T15:31:25Z2016-09-16T06:22:29Z<p>DAMON!!!</p>DAMON!!!Matt Damon Puppet (alias of Sissyl)2016-09-16T06:22:29ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsMatt Damon Puppet (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=406?Last-one-to-post-wins#203002016-09-14T03:08:51Z2016-09-14T03:08:51Z<p>•looks as if transfixed at the Waterhammer channel• Matt...... Damon....</p>*looks as if transfixed at the Waterhammer channel* Matt...... Damon....Matt Damon Puppet (alias of Sissyl)2016-09-14T03:08:51ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Order 66Matt Damon Puppet (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2r9pm&page=29?Order-66#14172016-09-10T12:46:26Z2016-09-10T12:46:26Z<p>•blasts JDP with his shoulder-mounted laser•</p>
<p>MATT DAMON!!!</p>*blasts JDP with his shoulder-mounted laser*
MATT DAMON!!!Matt Damon Puppet (alias of Sissyl)2016-09-10T12:46:26ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsThe Win (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=406?Last-one-to-post-wins#202582016-09-08T04:02:13Z2016-09-08T04:02:13Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">The when wrote:</div><blockquote> The when is <b>not</b> for sail. </blockquote><p>Surrounded by pervs and now also imitators. What a life...The when wrote:The when is not for sail.
Surrounded by pervs and now also imitators. What a life...The Win (alias of Sissyl)2016-09-08T04:02:13ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Jenny the Jellymancer (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=142?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#70982016-08-29T15:55:56Z2016-08-29T15:55:56Z<p>Any exits here? A lava cave should be a monster lair, right?</p>Any exits here? A lava cave should be a monster lair, right?Jenny the Jellymancer (alias of Sissyl)2016-08-29T15:55:56ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsReally old gamer (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=403?Last-one-to-post-wins#201182016-08-23T10:50:12Z2016-08-23T10:50:12Z<p>Yes. Truly awful. Kids these days, huh?</p>Yes. Truly awful. Kids these days, huh?Really old gamer (alias of Sissyl)2016-08-23T10:50:12ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsReally old gamer (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=403?Last-one-to-post-wins#201162016-08-23T06:39:21Z2016-08-23T06:39:21Z<p>Derp losers???</p>Derp losers???Really old gamer (alias of Sissyl)2016-08-23T06:39:21ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Jenny the Jellymancer (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=142?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#70872016-08-13T19:28:09Z2016-08-13T19:28:09Z<p>Do we have a cleric who could cast resist fire on us?</p>Do we have a cleric who could cast resist fire on us?Jenny the Jellymancer (alias of Sissyl)2016-08-13T19:28:09ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Jenny the Jellymancer (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=142?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#70812016-08-10T15:45:54Z2016-08-10T15:45:54Z<p>That isn't going to last long, though.</p>That isn't going to last long, though.Jenny the Jellymancer (alias of Sissyl)2016-08-10T15:45:54ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Jenny the Jellymancer (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=142?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#70672016-07-21T06:27:20Z2016-07-21T06:27:20Z<p>BOILING water. Typical. Why did it have to be boiling water? So, who is first down?</p>BOILING water. Typical. Why did it have to be boiling water? So, who is first down?Jenny the Jellymancer (alias of Sissyl)2016-07-21T06:27:20ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsThe Win (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=394?Last-one-to-post-wins#196992016-07-18T18:25:39Z2016-07-18T18:25:39Z<p>No, you won't.</p>
<p>Perv.</p>No, you won't.
Perv.The Win (alias of Sissyl)2016-07-18T18:25:39ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Ask *Rysky* anything, anything at all!Matt Damon Puppet (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2s9dl&page=44?-Ask-Rysky-anything-anything-at-all#21812016-07-18T11:42:41Z2016-07-18T11:11:21Z<p>•jumps into a bucket of used cleaning water•</p>
<p>•smokes, but clambers out of it not burning•</p>
<p>•looks at Rysky and probably tries to stand up straight•</p>
<p>Matt Damon!</p>
<p>•looks around and runs out of the next room•</p>*jumps into a bucket of used cleaning water*
*smokes, but clambers out of it not burning*
*looks at Rysky and probably tries to stand up straight*
Matt Damon!
*looks around and runs out of the next room*Matt Damon Puppet (alias of Sissyl)2016-07-18T11:11:21ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Ask *Rysky* anything, anything at all!Matt Damon Puppet (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2s9dl&page=44?-Ask-Rysky-anything-anything-at-all#21792016-07-18T09:45:52Z2016-07-18T09:45:52Z<p>•runs around, on fire, in the next room•</p>
<p>MAAAAHAAAAHAAAAHAAATT DAAAAAAAAAAMOOOHOOOON!!!</p>*runs around, on fire, in the next room*
MAAAAHAAAAHAAAAHAAATT DAAAAAAAAAAMOOOHOOOON!!!Matt Damon Puppet (alias of Sissyl)2016-07-18T09:45:52ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Ask *Rysky* anything, anything at all!Bleached Otyugh (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2s9dl&page=44?-Ask-Rysky-anything-anything-at-all#21672016-07-17T13:26:51Z2016-07-17T13:26:51Z<p>•looks in and licks its lips•</p>
<p>•eats 1860. election and all•</p>
<p>•burps after its favourite, an oral solution•</p>*looks in and licks its lips*
*eats 1860. election and all*
*burps after its favourite, an oral solution*Bleached Otyugh (alias of Sissyl)2016-07-17T13:26:51ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Jenny the Jellymancer (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=142?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#70522016-07-15T18:57:30Z2016-07-15T18:57:30Z<p>I keep dissolving the door, really putting my back... Uhhh... Rear facet into it. Oozes do not breathe, and they do not burn well, but I do take the damage from that trap. And slobber through the door.</p>I keep dissolving the door, really putting my back... Uhhh... Rear facet into it. Oozes do not breathe, and they do not burn well, but I do take the damage from that trap. And slobber through the door.Jenny the Jellymancer (alias of Sissyl)2016-07-15T18:57:30ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Jenny the Jellymancer (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=141?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#70402016-07-14T15:43:05Z2016-07-14T15:43:05Z<p>I was getting hungry, so, I start to dissolve the door by laying against it and partially changing to slime.</p>I was getting hungry, so, I start to dissolve the door by laying against it and partially changing to slime.Jenny the Jellymancer (alias of Sissyl)2016-07-14T15:43:05ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Jenny the Jellymancer (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=141?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#70372016-07-14T14:44:28Z2016-07-14T14:44:28Z<p>Does the door look organic?</p>Does the door look organic?Jenny the Jellymancer (alias of Sissyl)2016-07-14T14:44:28ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsClippy (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=392?Last-one-to-post-wins#195602016-07-08T19:17:14Z2016-07-08T19:17:14Z<p>You seem to be trying to settle the flock hierarchy.</p>
<p>Would you like some help with that?</p>You seem to be trying to settle the flock hierarchy.
Would you like some help with that?Clippy (alias of Sissyl)2016-07-08T19:17:14ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsBleached Otyugh (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=392?Last-one-to-post-wins#195522016-07-08T10:34:49Z2016-07-08T10:34:49Z<p><b><span class=messageboard-bigger>HAAAAAAAA HAAAAAA HAAAAA!!!! OLD GUY FUNNY!!!</p>
<p>...GURG NO GET IT.</span></b></p>HAAAAAAAA HAAAAAA HAAAAA!!!! OLD GUY FUNNY!!!
...GURG NO GET IT.Bleached Otyugh (alias of Sissyl)2016-07-08T10:34:49ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLBleached Otyugh (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=2876?Deep-6-FaWtL#1437992016-07-08T04:25:59Z2016-07-07T17:10:08Z<p>•swims around in DTSM's trash compactor•</p>
<p>•is hungries•</p>*swims around in DTSM's trash compactor*
*is hungries*Bleached Otyugh (alias of Sissyl)2016-07-07T17:10:08ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...Bleached Otyugh (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=98?The-Next-Poster#48572016-07-07T16:32:56Z2016-07-07T16:32:56Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Comte de Malodor wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Yes... It's time for a lovely carriage ride, then you can come into my chateau, little goblin chum, and see my etchings... <span class=tiny>mua</span>hahaha<b>hahaha<span class=messageboard-bigger>HAHAHAHA!</span></b></p>
<p>The next poster is La Comtesse's divorce lawyer. </blockquote><p><b><span class=messageboard-bigger>URRRRRRR... GURG DIV... DOVI... LAW OTYUGH. YOU NO LIKE THAT GUY? NO WANT HIM? HIM GLOFFY GLOFFY?</span></b>
<p>Next poster will have to sort out all these ninjas.</p>Comte de Malodor wrote:Yes... It's time for a lovely carriage ride, then you can come into my chateau, little goblin chum, and see my etchings... muahahahahahahaHAHAHAHA!
The next poster is La Comtesse's divorce lawyer.
URRRRRRR... GURG DIV... DOVI... LAW OTYUGH. YOU NO LIKE THAT GUY? NO WANT HIM? HIM GLOFFY GLOFFY? Next poster will have to sort out all these ninjas.Bleached Otyugh (alias of Sissyl)2016-07-07T16:32:56ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsBleached Otyugh (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=391?Last-one-to-post-wins#195392016-07-07T16:28:06Z2016-07-07T16:28:06Z<p><b><span class=messageboard-bigger>GURG HAVE OLD ONE?</span></b></p>GURG HAVE OLD ONE?Bleached Otyugh (alias of Sissyl)2016-07-07T16:28:06ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...Bleached Otyugh (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=98?The-Next-Poster#48552016-07-07T16:23:38Z2016-07-07T16:23:38Z<p>•eats gloffy gobbo•</p>
<p>•hides from next poster to protect its gloffy gobbo•</p>*eats gloffy gobbo*
*hides from next poster to protect its gloffy gobbo*Bleached Otyugh (alias of Sissyl)2016-07-07T16:23:38ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Ask *Rysky* anything, anything at all!Really old gamer (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2s9dl&page=43?-Ask-Rysky-anything-anything-at-all#21392016-07-06T10:59:29Z2016-07-06T10:59:29Z<p>Well, they are expensive, but it is just so worth it to keep at the forefront of technological advancement.</p>Well, they are expensive, but it is just so worth it to keep at the forefront of technological advancement.Really old gamer (alias of Sissyl)2016-07-06T10:59:29ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Ask *Tacticslion* to Favorite ALL Your Posts Here!!Operationdromedary (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2s8yt&page=37?Ask-Tacticslion-to-Favorite-ALL-Your-Posts-Here#18472016-07-06T14:41:16Z2016-07-06T10:56:02Z<p>Everything Operationdromedary has ever said is morose and generally pointless. •sigh•</p>Everything Operationdromedary has ever said is morose and generally pointless. *sigh*Operationdromedary (alias of Sissyl)2016-07-06T10:56:02ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsThe Win (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=391?Last-one-to-post-wins#195102016-07-02T05:20:11Z2016-07-02T05:20:11Z<p>•flies away from IHIYC's grabby hands•</p>
<p>THBTHTHTHTHT!!!</p>*flies away from IHIYC's grabby hands*
THBTHTHTHTHT!!!The Win (alias of Sissyl)2016-07-02T05:20:11ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsClippy (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=391?Last-one-to-post-wins#195092016-07-02T05:19:36Z2016-07-02T05:19:36Z<p>You seem to be trying to effect change in my configuration.</p>
<p>Would you... urk... like some... help with that?</p>You seem to be trying to effect change in my configuration.
Would you... urk... like some... help with that?Clippy (alias of Sissyl)2016-07-02T05:19:36ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsClippy (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=391?Last-one-to-post-wins#195062016-07-02T04:19:45Z2016-07-02T04:19:45Z<p>You seem to be trying to get someone up from a well.</p>
<p>Would you like some help with that?</p>You seem to be trying to get someone up from a well.
Would you like some help with that?Clippy (alias of Sissyl)2016-07-02T04:19:45ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Ask *Tacticslion* to Favorite ALL Your Posts Here!!Operationdromedary (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2s8yt&page=36?Ask-Tacticslion-to-Favorite-ALL-Your-Posts-Here#17802016-06-30T13:45:10Z2016-06-30T10:35:49Z<p>I don't want Attackantelope. He is a sodding bully.</p>I don't want Attackantelope. He is a sodding bully.Operationdromedary (alias of Sissyl)2016-06-30T10:35:49ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsBleached Otyugh (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=390?Last-one-to-post-wins#194532016-06-30T04:09:31Z2016-06-28T15:26:35Z<p>•eats the drive-in food happily•</p>*eats the drive-in food happily*Bleached Otyugh (alias of Sissyl)2016-06-28T15:26:35ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsBleached Otyugh (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=389?Last-one-to-post-wins#194502016-06-28T06:26:20Z2016-06-28T06:26:20Z<p>•peers down into the well, trying to see if there is something gloffy everyone is discussing•</p>*peers down into the well, trying to see if there is something gloffy everyone is discussing*Bleached Otyugh (alias of Sissyl)2016-06-28T06:26:20ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Jenny the Jellymancer (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=141?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#70232016-06-12T11:38:34Z2016-06-11T16:14:39Z<p>I believe Gurg put it best. <b><span class=messageboard-bigger>"FOOD STAYS FOOD!!!"</span></b></p>I believe Gurg put it best. "FOOD STAYS FOOD!!!"Jenny the Jellymancer (alias of Sissyl)2016-06-11T16:14:39ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Ask *Tacticslion* to Favorite ALL Your Posts Here!!Operationdromedary (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2s8yt&page=34?Ask-Tacticslion-to-Favorite-ALL-Your-Posts-Here#16972016-06-11T16:28:45Z2016-06-11T16:05:37Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Syrus Terrigan wrote:</div><blockquote><p> <b>@Operationdromedary —</b></p>
<p>Nice to meet you! <span class=tiny>Again.</span></p>
<p>I love the historical reference! Why I can't find anything on the 'net about it, I don't know, but I'm <i>sure</i> that "Operation Dromedary" was an undertaking in the North African Theater during World War II.</p>
<p>I used to be a WWII trivia buff. </blockquote><p>I... knew that.Syrus Terrigan wrote:@Operationdromedary --
Nice to meet you! Again.
I love the historical reference! Why I can't find anything on the 'net about it, I don't know, but I'm sure that "Operation Dromedary" was an undertaking in the North African Theater during World War II.
I used to be a WWII trivia buff.
I... knew that.Operationdromedary (alias of Sissyl)2016-06-11T16:05:37ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Ask *Tacticslion* to Favorite ALL Your Posts Here!!Operationdromedary (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2s8yt&page=34?Ask-Tacticslion-to-Favorite-ALL-Your-Posts-Here#16912016-06-11T16:02:45Z2016-06-11T07:43:02Z<p>Everyone forgets me. •sighs•</p>Everyone forgets me. *sighs*Operationdromedary (alias of Sissyl)2016-06-11T07:43:02ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsClippy (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=386?Last-one-to-post-wins#192842016-06-10T15:30:55Z2016-06-10T15:30:55Z<p>You seem to be searching for a squirrel.</p>
<p>Would you like some help with that?</p>You seem to be searching for a squirrel.
Would you like some help with that?Clippy (alias of Sissyl)2016-06-10T15:30:55ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Jenny the Jellymancer (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=141?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#70142016-06-10T07:08:29Z2016-06-10T07:08:29Z<p>Mommy wants a breath weapon... :-)</p>Mommy wants a breath weapon... :-)Jenny the Jellymancer (alias of Sissyl)2016-06-10T07:08:29ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Jenny the Jellymancer (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=141?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#70072016-06-09T16:33:01Z2016-06-09T16:33:01Z<p>Gimme!</p>Gimme!Jenny the Jellymancer (alias of Sissyl)2016-06-09T16:33:01ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsClippy (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=383?Last-one-to-post-wins#191332016-06-01T13:58:23Z2016-06-01T13:58:23Z<p>You sm to hav takn crtain kys off my kyboard.</p>
<p>Would you lik som hlp with that?</p>You sm to hav takn crtain kys off my kyboard.
Would you lik som hlp with that?Clippy (alias of Sissyl)2016-06-01T13:58:23ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Jenny the Jellymancer (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=140?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#69762016-05-28T16:43:21Z2016-05-28T09:28:43Z<p>There are many such spells, really. They are a bit esoteric, but can be useful in many different ways. If you need sewer water, vomit, bechamel sauce, blood, green slime... So very convenient.</p>There are many such spells, really. They are a bit esoteric, but can be useful in many different ways. If you need sewer water, vomit, bechamel sauce, blood, green slime... So very convenient.Jenny the Jellymancer (alias of Sissyl)2016-05-28T09:28:43ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsThe Win (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=382?Last-one-to-post-wins#190722016-05-26T04:14:02Z2016-05-26T04:14:02Z<p>No.</p>No.The Win (alias of Sissyl)2016-05-26T04:14:02ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Jenny the Jellymancer (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=140?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#69692016-05-21T15:03:47Z2016-05-21T15:03:47Z<p>"Why didn't you say so?"</p>
<p>Summon butter.</p>
<p>•pours gallons of garlic-smelling butter from her hands•</p>"Why didn't you say so?"
Summon butter.
*pours gallons of garlic-smelling butter from her hands*Jenny the Jellymancer (alias of Sissyl)2016-05-21T15:03:47ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsMatt Damon Puppet (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=378?Last-one-to-post-wins#188722016-05-14T04:58:31Z2016-05-14T04:58:31Z<p>MATT DAMON!!!</p>MATT DAMON!!!Matt Damon Puppet (alias of Sissyl)2016-05-14T04:58:31ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Jenny the Jellymancer (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=140?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#69562016-05-09T20:18:01Z2016-05-09T20:18:01Z<p>Wow... That gotta be worth something...</p>Wow... That gotta be worth something...Jenny the Jellymancer (alias of Sissyl)2016-05-09T20:18:01ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Jenny the Jellymancer (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=139?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#69422016-05-06T05:00:35Z2016-05-06T05:00:35Z<p>•has finished the green goop, looking hungrily around for more•</p>
<p>•sighs•</p>
<p>Ah well. Let's see what the others are up to.</p>
<p>•hurries along•</p>*has finished the green goop, looking hungrily around for more*
*sighs*
Ah well. Let's see what the others are up to.
*hurries along*Jenny the Jellymancer (alias of Sissyl)2016-05-06T05:00:35ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsClippy (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=374?Last-one-to-post-wins#186782016-05-03T16:02:23Z2016-05-03T16:02:23Z<p>You seem to have bad breath. Would you like some help with that?</p>You seem to have bad breath. Would you like some help with that?Clippy (alias of Sissyl)2016-05-03T16:02:23ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsClippy (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=374?Last-one-to-post-wins#186762016-05-03T14:27:18Z2016-05-03T14:27:18Z<p>You seem to be referring to roman numerals. Would you like some help with that?</p>You seem to be referring to roman numerals. Would you like some help with that?Clippy (alias of Sissyl)2016-05-03T14:27:18ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsClippy (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=374?Last-one-to-post-wins#186682016-05-03T04:36:48Z2016-05-03T04:36:48Z<p>You seem to be trying to win. Would you like some help with that?</p>You seem to be trying to win. Would you like some help with that?Clippy (alias of Sissyl)2016-05-03T04:36:48ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: ..., ... . . .Clippy (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tms1#242016-05-09T03:24:13Z2016-05-03T04:35:24Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">R2-FU wrote:</div><blockquote><p> •beepbeepbeepbeepBOOOOOPBOOOOOPBOOOOOPBOOOOOPbeepbeepbeepbeepbwiiiiiiipBWOR P!<span class=messageboard-ooc>•</span>•</p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>• = filty, <i>filthy</i> signal directed at That Damn Paper Clip</span> </blockquote><p>You seem to be trying to communicate. Would you like some help with that?R2-FU wrote:*beepbeepbeepbeepBOOOOOPBOOOOOPBOOOOOPBOOOOOPbeepbeepbeepbeepbwiiiiiiipBWOR P!**
* = filty, filthy signal directed at That Damn Paper Clip
You seem to be trying to communicate. Would you like some help with that?Clippy (alias of Sissyl)2016-05-03T04:35:24ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: ..., ... . . .Clippy (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tms1#232016-05-09T03:24:08Z2016-05-03T04:34:13Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:</div><blockquote> I bet 20 quatloos on R2-FU over Clippy. </blockquote><p>You seem to be trying to improve your economic situation. Would you like some help with that?Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:I bet 20 quatloos on R2-FU over Clippy.
You seem to be trying to improve your economic situation. Would you like some help with that?Clippy (alias of Sissyl)2016-05-03T04:34:13ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Who has the most aliases/how many do you haveClippy (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2st9q&page=4?Who-has-the-most-aliaseshow-many-do-you-have#1722016-05-03T04:32:10Z2016-05-03T04:32:10Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Pharasma, Lady of Graves wrote:</div><blockquote><p> <span class=messageboard-ooc>shoves reams of paperwork into Clippy's overworked arms</span></p>
<p><b>Here, these souls need to be alphabetized and judged. And if I see you hanging out with the Night Hags or Daemons, you're fired, we run a tight ship here at The Boneyard. And I don't have time to micromanage every damn thing.</b> </blockquote><p>You seem to be trying to delegate tasks, improve worker loyalty, and deal with stress. Would you like some help with that?Pharasma, Lady of Graves wrote:shoves reams of paperwork into Clippy's overworked arms
Here, these souls need to be alphabetized and judged. And if I see you hanging out with the Night Hags or Daemons, you're fired, we run a tight ship here at The Boneyard. And I don't have time to micromanage every damn thing.
You seem to be trying to delegate tasks, improve worker loyalty, and deal with stress. Would you like some help with that?Clippy (alias of Sissyl)2016-05-03T04:32:10ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: ..., ... . . .Clippy (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tms1#182016-05-02T22:05:43Z2016-05-02T14:29:34Z<p>You seem to be debating punctuation. Would you like some help with that?</p>You seem to be debating punctuation. Would you like some help with that?Clippy (alias of Sissyl)2016-05-02T14:29:34ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Who has the most aliases/how many do you haveClippy (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2st9q&page=4?Who-has-the-most-aliaseshow-many-do-you-have#1692016-05-02T14:23:05Z2016-05-02T14:23:05Z<p>You seem to be comparing numbers of message board aliases. Would you like some help with that?</p>You seem to be comparing numbers of message board aliases. Would you like some help with that?Clippy (alias of Sissyl)2016-05-02T14:23:05ZRe: Forums/Lost Omens Campaign Setting: General Discussion: Why Is Evil Being Good So Important To Some People...Clippy (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tm2g&page=10?Why-Is-Evil-Being-Good-So-Important-To-Some#4992016-05-03T13:40:32Z2016-05-01T10:03:39Z<p>You seem to be having an inflamed alignment debate thread. Do you need help with that?</p>You seem to be having an inflamed alignment debate thread. Do you need help with that?Clippy (alias of Sissyl)2016-05-01T10:03:39ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Hello!Matt Damon Puppet (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tmau?Hello#272016-04-25T21:51:41Z2016-04-25T18:32:56Z<p>MATT DAMON!!!</p>MATT DAMON!!!Matt Damon Puppet (alias of Sissyl)2016-04-25T18:32:56ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Jenny the Jellymancer (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=139?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#69302016-04-21T04:31:40Z2016-04-21T04:31:40Z<p>I wasn't thinking boyfriend. I was thinking food.</p>
<p>•starts slurping up the green goop through her skin, with a blissful look on her face•</p>I wasn't thinking boyfriend. I was thinking food.
*starts slurping up the green goop through her skin, with a blissful look on her face*Jenny the Jellymancer (alias of Sissyl)2016-04-21T04:31:40ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Jenny the Jellymancer (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=139?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#69242016-04-20T19:56:39Z2016-04-20T19:56:39Z<p>Oooooh goopy green goo! My favourite!</p>
<p>I cast detect slime.</p>Oooooh goopy green goo! My favourite!
I cast detect slime.Jenny the Jellymancer (alias of Sissyl)2016-04-20T19:56:39ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Ask *Tacticslion* to Favorite ALL Your Posts Here!!Operationdromedary (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2s8yt&page=29?Ask-Tacticslion-to-Favorite-ALL-Your-Posts-Here#14072016-04-19T02:05:22Z2016-04-18T23:26:12Z<p>Of course not. If it did, I would have huge amounts of favourites on my posts. HUGE, I tell you.</p>Of course not. If it did, I would have huge amounts of favourites on my posts. HUGE, I tell you.Operationdromedary (alias of Sissyl)2016-04-18T23:26:12ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsMadame Sissyl (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=369?Last-one-to-post-wins#184272016-04-14T15:40:16Z2016-04-14T15:40:16Z<p>The peasants are revolting!</p>The peasants are revolting!Madame Sissyl (alias of Sissyl)2016-04-14T15:40:16ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsThe Win (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=368?Last-one-to-post-wins#183922016-04-12T16:05:39Z2016-04-12T16:05:39Z<p>•bashes Belphegor's head with... Ummm... Something before flying off•</p>
<p>Bah, pervert!</p>*bashes Belphegor's head with... Ummm... Something before flying off*
Bah, pervert!The Win (alias of Sissyl)2016-04-12T16:05:39ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Ask *Tacticslion* to Favorite ALL Your Posts Here!!Operationdromedary (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2s8yt&page=28?Ask-Tacticslion-to-Favorite-ALL-Your-Posts-Here#13872016-04-10T00:23:41Z2016-04-09T04:34:34Z<p>I would like favourites too. =(</p>I would like favourites too. =(Operationdromedary (alias of Sissyl)2016-04-09T04:34:34ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Jenny the Jellymancer (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=138?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#68872016-03-31T16:07:36Z2016-03-31T16:07:36Z<p>Good idea! Color spray on the third shark! (save DC 18)</p>Good idea! Color spray on the third shark! (save DC 18)Jenny the Jellymancer (alias of Sissyl)2016-03-31T16:07:36ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Jenny the Jellymancer (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=138?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#68842016-03-31T15:28:51Z2016-03-31T13:22:40Z<p>When the sharks come closer, I jump over them! Then cast levitate in midair and take stock of the situation.</p>When the sharks come closer, I jump over them! Then cast levitate in midair and take stock of the situation.Jenny the Jellymancer (alias of Sissyl)2016-03-31T13:22:40ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...Really old gamer (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=97?The-Next-Poster#48122016-03-22T05:52:33Z2016-03-22T05:52:33Z<p>Who you calling superhero and being ironic? Eh? I will have you know I killed fifty men in the Great War! Funny about that... Let's see now, we were in, um, somewhere in Alabama, fighting hard against the... •headscratch• the thugees, and... um. Did you know I won the state lottry once?</p>
<p>The next poster didn't.</p>Who you calling superhero and being ironic? Eh? I will have you know I killed fifty men in the Great War! Funny about that... Let's see now, we were in, um, somewhere in Alabama, fighting hard against the... *headscratch* the thugees, and... um. Did you know I won the state lottry once?
The next poster didn't.Really old gamer (alias of Sissyl)2016-03-22T05:52:33ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Your Political Discussions in Non-Word ExclamationsMatt Damon Puppet (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2thib&page=2?Your-Political-Discussions-in-NonWord#622016-03-17T01:49:37Z2016-03-16T07:31:46Z<p>Matt Damon?</p>Matt Damon?Matt Damon Puppet (alias of Sissyl)2016-03-16T07:31:46ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Your Political Discussions in Non-Word ExclamationsDarling Prettymonk (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2thib?Your-Political-Discussions-in-NonWord#262016-03-13T19:51:44Z2016-03-02T20:06:33Z<p>Mmmmmmmmmmg. Mg mmmmg mg!</p>Mmmmmmmmmmg. Mg mmmmg mg!Darling Prettymonk (alias of Sissyl)2016-03-02T20:06:33ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Jenny the Jellymancer (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=137?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#68172016-02-25T18:00:06Z2016-02-25T18:00:06Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">JRR Tolkien wrote:</div><blockquote> Contrary to headhunter beliefs, eating brains does not make one smarter </blockquote><p>Awwwwwww...JRR Tolkien wrote:Contrary to headhunter beliefs, eating brains does not make one smarter
Awwwwwww...Jenny the Jellymancer (alias of Sissyl)2016-02-25T18:00:06ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Jenny the Jellymancer (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=137?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#68022016-02-24T07:45:22Z2016-02-24T07:45:22Z<p>•looks at the face too•</p>
<p>"...Nasty???"</p>*looks at the face too*
"...Nasty???"Jenny the Jellymancer (alias of Sissyl)2016-02-24T07:45:22ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Jenny the Jellymancer (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=136?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#67962016-02-21T06:20:44Z2016-02-21T06:20:44Z<p>Furs and club? The Spring/Summer collection is looking way better than last year.</p>Furs and club? The Spring/Summer collection is looking way better than last year.Jenny the Jellymancer (alias of Sissyl)2016-02-21T06:20:44ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Jenny the Jellymancer (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=136?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#67942016-02-20T07:08:38Z2016-02-20T07:08:38Z<p>Cool. Who carries the furs?</p>Cool. Who carries the furs?Jenny the Jellymancer (alias of Sissyl)2016-02-20T07:08:38ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Jenny the Jellymancer (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=136?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#67862016-02-13T10:03:53Z2016-02-13T10:03:53Z<p>•perks up•</p>
<p>Dead things?</p>*perks up*
Dead things?Jenny the Jellymancer (alias of Sissyl)2016-02-13T10:03:53ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Jenny the Jellymancer (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=136?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#67712016-02-08T18:38:32Z2016-02-08T18:38:32Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Trapdodger Barefoot wrote:</div><blockquote><p> <b>"Bonsai! I hit the mother load, these dice are made from real bones or tusks or something....and check out the jewel encrusted chastity belt!!!"</b></p>
<p>Tries on extraordinary jewelry cod piece.... </blockquote><p>"Did you find a key for it too? I mean, now you may need it..."Trapdodger Barefoot wrote:"Bonsai! I hit the mother load, these dice are made from real bones or tusks or something....and check out the jewel encrusted chastity belt!!!"
Tries on extraordinary jewelry cod piece....
"Did you find a key for it too? I mean, now you may need it..."Jenny the Jellymancer (alias of Sissyl)2016-02-08T18:38:32ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Jenny the Jellymancer (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=136?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#67662016-02-08T16:36:19Z2016-02-08T16:36:19Z<p>"I didn't know liches could... You know."</p>"I didn't know liches could... You know."Jenny the Jellymancer (alias of Sissyl)2016-02-08T16:36:19ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Jenny the Jellymancer (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=136?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#67632016-02-08T07:28:31Z2016-02-08T07:28:31Z<p>"Of course it did. It was probably REALLY tasty. Hazard of work."</p>"Of course it did. It was probably REALLY tasty. Hazard of work."Jenny the Jellymancer (alias of Sissyl)2016-02-08T07:28:31ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Jenny the Jellymancer (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=136?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#67612016-02-07T21:01:02Z2016-02-07T21:01:02Z<p>"Sort of... no weird dimensions, no reason to eat you beyond making more ooze, no stars that are right, and so on. Maybe an underwater city, I am not sure. Yeah, Octa sounds like a good goddess for me."</p>"Sort of... no weird dimensions, no reason to eat you beyond making more ooze, no stars that are right, and so on. Maybe an underwater city, I am not sure. Yeah, Octa sounds like a good goddess for me."Jenny the Jellymancer (alias of Sissyl)2016-02-07T21:01:02ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: *You* Are an Advanced AI Controling A Smart-House: How Do You Kill Your Master?Operationdromedary (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tat0&page=2?You-Are-an-Advanced-AI-Controling-A#592016-03-14T12:32:44Z2016-02-07T10:52:33Z<p>No. A sock puppet. A cute moose sock puppet.</p>No. A sock puppet. A cute moose sock puppet.Operationdromedary (alias of Sissyl)2016-02-07T10:52:33ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Jenny the Jellymancer (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=136?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#67582016-02-06T07:24:41Z2016-02-06T07:24:41Z<p>"Hmmmmm... All this talk of gods and such makes me think I should maybe find one for myself. I have done some research, and oozes tend to worship one of a pantheon of sludgy gods, most devoted to dissolving various types of matter. I can't really seem to groove off a god of eating gravel, though. Maybe it makes sense if you have a -6 racial Intelligence modifier. However, there is one... They call her/it the Platinum Octahedron, the Eager Kiss, the Eternal Slime, the Willing Splitter. I THINK she is the gelatinous cube love goddess. For some values of love, anyway. What do you guys think?"</p>
<p>•picks up a few hunted heads and hangs them from a hair band•</p>"Hmmmmm... All this talk of gods and such makes me think I should maybe find one for myself. I have done some research, and oozes tend to worship one of a pantheon of sludgy gods, most devoted to dissolving various types of matter. I can't really seem to groove off a god of eating gravel, though. Maybe it makes sense if you have a -6 racial Intelligence modifier. However, there is one... They call her/it the Platinum Octahedron, the Eager Kiss, the Eternal Slime, the Willing Splitter. I THINK...Jenny the Jellymancer (alias of Sissyl)2016-02-06T07:24:41ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Jenny the Jellymancer (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=135?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#67432016-02-04T15:19:47Z2016-02-04T15:19:47Z<p>I dodge the spear and snake bite, and go "THBTHTHTHTHTHTTTTT!"</p>I dodge the spear and snake bite, and go "THBTHTHTHTHTHTTTTT!"Jenny the Jellymancer (alias of Sissyl)2016-02-04T15:19:47ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Ask Crystal All the Things!!!Jenny the Jellymancer (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2s5a5&page=13?Ask-Crystal-All-the-Things#6322016-02-04T13:43:35Z2016-02-04T13:35:52Z<p>It can never be enough.</p>It can never be enough.Jenny the Jellymancer (alias of Sissyl)2016-02-04T13:35:52ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsThe Win (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=360?Last-one-to-post-wins#179622016-02-01T15:40:17Z2016-02-01T15:40:17Z<p>Leggo of me, pervs!</p>
<p>•flies off•</p>Leggo of me, pervs!
*flies off*The Win (alias of Sissyl)2016-02-01T15:40:17ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsOperationdromedary (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=358?Last-one-to-post-wins#178822016-01-22T03:32:46Z2016-01-22T03:32:46Z<p>You called?</p>You called?Operationdromedary (alias of Sissyl)2016-01-22T03:32:46ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Ignore Thread, off-line dice rollingMatt Damon Puppet (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2t9k2?Ignore-Thread-offline-dice-rolling#32016-01-21T10:46:15Z2016-01-21T10:46:15Z<p>MATT DAMON!!!</p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Knowledge: Useless:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 13 ⇒ (5) + 13 = 18</span></p>MATT DAMON!!!
[dice=Knowledge: Useless]1d20+13[/dice]Matt Damon Puppet (alias of Sissyl)2016-01-21T10:46:15ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Flame War!Matt Damon Puppet (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kbiw&page=12?The-Flame-War#5932016-01-20T04:58:45Z2016-01-20T04:58:45Z<p>•states Matt Damon emphatically•</p>*states Matt Damon emphatically*Matt Damon Puppet (alias of Sissyl)2016-01-20T04:58:45ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Ask *Tacticslion* to Favorite ALL Your Posts Here!!Operationdromedary (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2s8yt&page=27?Ask-Tacticslion-to-Favorite-ALL-Your-Posts-Here#13122016-01-19T17:08:24Z2016-01-19T16:44:54Z<p>Oh. Good Tacticslion.</p>Oh. Good Tacticslion.Operationdromedary (alias of Sissyl)2016-01-19T16:44:54ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Ask *Tacticslion* to Favorite ALL Your Posts Here!!Operationdromedary (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2s8yt&page=27?Ask-Tacticslion-to-Favorite-ALL-Your-Posts-Here#13102016-01-19T15:49:17Z2016-01-19T15:12:30Z<p>Maneuvermoose made 2097 sad. Then again, that may be a good thing, if 2097 is bad.</p>Maneuvermoose made 2097 sad. Then again, that may be a good thing, if 2097 is bad.Operationdromedary (alias of Sissyl)2016-01-19T15:12:30ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Ask *Tacticslion* to Favorite ALL Your Posts Here!!Operationdromedary (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2s8yt&page=27?Ask-Tacticslion-to-Favorite-ALL-Your-Posts-Here#13082016-01-19T15:08:02Z2016-01-19T04:08:07Z<p>Bad Maneuvermoose!</p>Bad Maneuvermoose!Operationdromedary (alias of Sissyl)2016-01-19T04:08:07ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Ask *Tacticslion* to Favorite ALL Your Posts Here!!Operationdromedary (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2s8yt&page=27?Ask-Tacticslion-to-Favorite-ALL-Your-Posts-Here#13062016-01-19T15:07:54Z2016-01-18T07:07:16Z<p>Oh how cruel it would be for you to favourite another then. The angels would weep. You would make 2097 so so sad.</p>Oh how cruel it would be for you to favourite another then. The angels would weep. You would make 2097 so so sad.Operationdromedary (alias of Sissyl)2016-01-18T07:07:16ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Flame War!Really old gamer (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kbiw&page=12?The-Flame-War#5622016-01-13T17:43:41Z2016-01-13T17:43:41Z<p>•long, rambling rant about how typewriters are dangerous and are going to destroy our society•</p>*long, rambling rant about how typewriters are dangerous and are going to destroy our society*Really old gamer (alias of Sissyl)2016-01-13T17:43:41ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Ask *Tacticslion* to Favorite ALL Your Posts Here!!Operationdromedary (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2s8yt&page=27?Ask-Tacticslion-to-Favorite-ALL-Your-Posts-Here#13032016-01-19T15:07:30Z2016-01-11T21:31:53Z<p>And here I am, starting off with one.</p>
<p>•sighs•</p>And here I am, starting off with one.
*sighs*Operationdromedary (alias of Sissyl)2016-01-11T21:31:53ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: Old School Gaming ?Really old gamer (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2swdl&page=8?Old-School-Gaming#3832016-01-09T08:21:40Z2016-01-09T08:21:40Z<p>Pffft. You guys had it easy. Little piddly megafauna... Yeah, take down a T-rex, like we had to. That's why we're all doomed, nobody takes on a challenge anymore.</p>Pffft. You guys had it easy. Little piddly megafauna... Yeah, take down a T-rex, like we had to. That's why we're all doomed, nobody takes on a challenge anymore.Really old gamer (alias of Sissyl)2016-01-09T08:21:40ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Pathfinder Boards: A PrimerMatt Damon Puppet (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2t7nn?The-Pathfinder-Boards-A-Primer#192016-01-11T16:10:19Z2016-01-09T03:50:53Z<p>MATT DAMON!</p>MATT DAMON!Matt Damon Puppet (alias of Sissyl)2016-01-09T03:50:53ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsThe Win (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=356?Last-one-to-post-wins#177722016-01-08T16:27:27Z2016-01-08T16:27:27Z<p>Pervert!</p>
<p>•flies away•</p>Pervert!
*flies away*The Win (alias of Sissyl)2016-01-08T16:27:27ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsMatt Damon Puppet (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=355?Last-one-to-post-wins#177422016-01-05T07:15:11Z2016-01-05T07:15:11Z<p>[Insert Matt Damon here.]</p>[Insert Matt Damon here.]Matt Damon Puppet (alias of Sissyl)2016-01-05T07:15:11ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: [SPOILER] Kylo RenMatt Damon Puppet (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2t7oq?SPOILER-Kylo-Ren#102016-01-07T16:37:22Z2016-01-03T07:31:33Z<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>[Spoiler omitted]Matt Damon Puppet (alias of Sissyl)2016-01-03T07:31:33ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Lots of cultists here... what should we do? What CAN we do???Really old gamer (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rg5p?Lots-of-cultists-here-what-should-we-do-What#172015-12-24T04:24:44Z2015-12-24T04:24:44Z<p>Hmph. The sheer nerve, using this of all threads to recruit!</p>
<p>Muckle darmed cultists.</p>Hmph. The sheer nerve, using this of all threads to recruit!
Muckle darmed cultists.Really old gamer (alias of Sissyl)2015-12-24T04:24:44ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...Really old gamer (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=95?The-Next-Poster#47102015-12-03T05:08:10Z2015-12-03T05:08:10Z<p>Yep... that was no fun, lemme tell yous.</p>
<p>The next poster has an objection.</p>Yep... that was no fun, lemme tell yous.
The next poster has an objection.Really old gamer (alias of Sissyl)2015-12-03T05:08:10ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLReally old gamer (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=2627?Deep-6-FaWtL#1313392015-11-29T07:16:32Z2015-11-29T06:29:56Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Cantankerous Old Grognard wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Ye Olde Timey Captain Yesterday wrote:</div><blockquote><p> It was 70 here, once.</p>
<p>Can't say I remember it, I bet it was magical. </blockquote>Oh, I remember that day. It was a Tuesday in August, of course Augustus Caesar having not yet taken control of the Roman Empire and it having been the country now called America, we called it Sitting Bull day, because I don't know that many Native American leaders, and so I'll have to settle for an anachronism in order for this story to work. We had just taken the land back from the Dire Wolves, who had in the previous year hunted down all of our Mastodons, and of course had speed on their side in addition to strength. I had gathered all the dog hunters, and I'm gonna be honest with you if you're still following me at this point in the story, I really can't tell you where I'm going with this joke, but I'm gonna try and press on because it's par for the course with this alias to make a long, rambling story that doesn't really go anywhere, in a sort of a Grampa Simpsons spoof, which, if I recall correctly, is occasionally sprinkled with jokes from Professor Farnsworth of Futurama and Stan's grandfather in South Park. I got the idea originally when I used to say, without an alias of course, because this was before I started using aliases for jokes a long time ago, you see, and I would say things like "Well back in my day, elf was a class, and we liked it!" I did this to ridicule old grognards for their pathetic reminiscence of editions that without the rose colored glasses of nostalgia aren't as good as they think they are. Well, one day someone made a reply about goblin kids skateboarding on my lawn, and I went with a full blown story reply in this fashion, and later, at some point in which I forget, because my memory is hazy, and I don't actually remember most of the things I'm saying in this story, I copied and pasted that story under this alias. It was popular at the time, and this was nice, because I had not yet made the name I apparently have of late, and it encouraged me to... </blockquote><p>Blah blah blah. Lemme tell you, young whippersnapper, in my day kids were respectful to their elders and did not blather at them, so get offa my lawn!Cantankerous Old Grognard wrote:Ye Olde Timey Captain Yesterday wrote:It was 70 here, once.
Can't say I remember it, I bet it was magical.
Oh, I remember that day. It was a Tuesday in August, of course Augustus Caesar having not yet taken control of the Roman Empire and it having been the country now called America, we called it Sitting Bull day, because I don't know that many Native American leaders, and so I'll have to settle for an anachronism in order for this story to work. We had just...Really old gamer (alias of Sissyl)2015-11-29T06:29:56ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsMatt Damon Puppet (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=351?Last-one-to-post-wins#175372015-11-23T15:09:49Z2015-11-23T15:09:49Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Ventnor wrote:</div><blockquote> Polysyllabic word! </blockquote><p>Matt Damon?Ventnor wrote:Polysyllabic word!
Matt Damon?Matt Damon Puppet (alias of Sissyl)2015-11-23T15:09:49ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsMatt Damon Puppet (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=351?Last-one-to-post-wins#175352015-11-23T05:49:56Z2015-11-23T05:49:56Z<p>DeeeeEEErrrr...</p>
<p>Matt Damon.</p>DeeeeEEErrrr...
Matt Damon.Matt Damon Puppet (alias of Sissyl)2015-11-23T05:49:56ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Ask *Tacticslion* to Favorite ALL Your Posts Here!!Matt Damon Puppet (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2s8yt&page=23?Ask-Tacticslion-to-Favorite-ALL-Your-Posts-Here#11212015-11-20T12:13:44Z2015-11-20T07:40:53Z<p>•starts making a heap of cardboard boxes•</p>
<p>MATT DAMON...</p>*starts making a heap of cardboard boxes*
MATT DAMON...Matt Damon Puppet (alias of Sissyl)2015-11-20T07:40:53ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...Really old gamer (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=94?The-Next-Poster#46872015-11-12T07:28:07Z2015-11-12T07:28:07Z<p>Whu...? Wazzat? Championship? Me, judge, yeah, someone might have said something about that...</p>
<p>Zzzzzzzzzzz...</p>Whu...? Wazzat? Championship? Me, judge, yeah, someone might have said something about that...
Zzzzzzzzzzz...Really old gamer (alias of Sissyl)2015-11-12T07:28:07ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsReally old gamer (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=349?Last-one-to-post-wins#174062015-11-09T19:44:03Z2015-11-09T19:44:03Z<p>Pyyyygooon... Leave... now...</p>
<p>...or you will end up...</p>
<p>...like us...</p>Pyyyygooon... Leave... now...
...or you will end up...
...like us...Really old gamer (alias of Sissyl)2015-11-09T19:44:03ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...Matt Damon Puppet (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=94?The-Next-Poster#46842015-11-08T09:52:15Z2015-11-08T09:52:15Z<p>MATT DAMON!!!</p>
<p>•tries to lift a barbell with styrofoam weights on•</p>
<p>•fails miserably•</p>
<p>•pants•</p>
<p>•weeps•</p>
<p>Matt... Damon...</p>
<p>•looks helplessly for someone to give it a montage•</p>MATT DAMON!!!
*tries to lift a barbell with styrofoam weights on*
*fails miserably*
*pants*
*weeps*
Matt... Damon...
*looks helplessly for someone to give it a montage*Matt Damon Puppet (alias of Sissyl)2015-11-08T09:52:15ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Flame War!Really old gamer (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kbiw&page=11?The-Flame-War#5382015-11-08T09:45:40Z2015-11-08T09:45:40Z<p>•something clinically useless and devoid of relevance, but probably intended as levity•</p>*something clinically useless and devoid of relevance, but probably intended as levity*Really old gamer (alias of Sissyl)2015-11-08T09:45:40ZRe: Forums: Movies: Star Wars: The Force AwakensReally old gamer (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2sfkl&page=11?Star-Wars-The-Force-Awakens#5352015-11-06T15:48:42Z2015-11-06T15:48:42Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Hama wrote:</div><blockquote> Why is being old a bad thing o great grognard? </blockquote><p>Why it's bad to be old? Let me tell you why, young whippersnapper! You know how dogs lift their leg when they pee, right? Well, as it turns out, there are squirrels who do that too. At least we had them when I was a kid. Then, of course, came the war, and...
<p>...</p>
<p>Well. Time for a nap.</p>Hama wrote:Why is being old a bad thing o great grognard?
Why it's bad to be old? Let me tell you why, young whippersnapper! You know how dogs lift their leg when they pee, right? Well, as it turns out, there are squirrels who do that too. At least we had them when I was a kid. Then, of course, came the war, and... ...
Well. Time for a nap.Really old gamer (alias of Sissyl)2015-11-06T15:48:42ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...Really old gamer (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=94?The-Next-Poster#46642015-11-06T14:45:50Z2015-11-06T14:45:50Z<p>Yes. I remember when presidents did what they should, by jove! They beat up the Brits! None of this namby-pamby "social security", "chicken in every pot" or tolerance for PETA stuff. Yeah, and no newfangled oil business. America needs to get back to classic, well tested businesses like whaling!</p>
<p>The next poster has some suggestion for my platform.</p>Yes. I remember when presidents did what they should, by jove! They beat up the Brits! None of this namby-pamby "social security", "chicken in every pot" or tolerance for PETA stuff. Yeah, and no newfangled oil business. America needs to get back to classic, well tested businesses like whaling!
The next poster has some suggestion for my platform.Really old gamer (alias of Sissyl)2015-11-06T14:45:50ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: MATT DAMON!!!Matt Damon Puppet (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q48x&page=3?MATT-DAMON#1362015-11-04T11:54:53Z2015-11-04T11:54:53Z<p>•runs around with the pair of scissors sticking out•</p>
<p>•bawls unhappily, and tries to get his Iron Man atmospheric finger working to get away from JDP•</p>
<p>MATT DAMON!!!!!</p>*runs around with the pair of scissors sticking out*
*bawls unhappily, and tries to get his Iron Man atmospheric finger working to get away from JDP*
MATT DAMON!!!!!Matt Damon Puppet (alias of Sissyl)2015-11-04T11:54:53ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: MATT DAMON!!!Matt Damon Puppet (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q48x&page=3?MATT-DAMON#1342015-11-04T06:11:22Z2015-11-04T06:11:22Z<p>•cuts its little wooden finger with a knife•</p>
<p>•pretends to fly around like Iron Man•</p>*cuts its little wooden finger with a knife*
*pretends to fly around like Iron Man*Matt Damon Puppet (alias of Sissyl)2015-11-04T06:11:22ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLReally old gamer (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=2590?Deep-6-FaWtL#1294892015-11-04T12:39:41Z2015-11-04T05:47:03Z<p>I remember that Polyphemus guy... big fella, only one eye, yadda yadda. Just like my old uncle Bob. Bob came over to our house every christmas, and he used to manage to get our dog to try to bite him every single time. That dog was great... if I could just remember what we called him...</p>
<p>Zzzzz....</p>I remember that Polyphemus guy... big fella, only one eye, yadda yadda. Just like my old uncle Bob. Bob came over to our house every christmas, and he used to manage to get our dog to try to bite him every single time. That dog was great... if I could just remember what we called him...
Zzzzz....Really old gamer (alias of Sissyl)2015-11-04T05:47:03ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Core ThreadMatt Damon Puppet (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2t1oz?The-Core-Thread#192015-10-30T11:52:21Z2015-10-30T11:52:21Z<p>MATT!!!</p>
<p>DAMON!!!</p>MATT!!!
DAMON!!!Matt Damon Puppet (alias of Sissyl)2015-10-30T11:52:21ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Core ThreadReally old gamer (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2t1oz?The-Core-Thread#142015-10-30T11:26:49Z2015-10-30T11:26:49Z<p>Cue the inundation by Kobold Cleaver's morons.</p>Cue the inundation by Kobold Cleaver's morons.Really old gamer (alias of Sissyl)2015-10-30T11:26:49ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsThe Win (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=346?Last-one-to-post-wins#172932015-10-27T12:59:22Z2015-10-27T12:59:22Z<p>You are not condescending enough to win, dear Ventnor. Let the real competitors fight this out, and you can play next time.</p>You are not condescending enough to win, dear Ventnor. Let the real competitors fight this out, and you can play next time.The Win (alias of Sissyl)2015-10-27T12:59:22ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsThe Win (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=346?Last-one-to-post-wins#172812015-10-25T10:58:22Z2015-10-25T10:58:22Z<p>Pf. You, sir, are nothing like me. You are no Win.</p>Pf. You, sir, are nothing like me. You are no Win.The Win (alias of Sissyl)2015-10-25T10:58:22ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Ridiculous itemsThe Win (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2p39f&page=4?Ridiculous-items#1932015-10-22T15:06:08Z2015-10-22T15:06:08Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Amasu of the O'Khamphi wrote:</div><blockquote> The Win: This magical item doesn't have any practical applications, but possessing it fills the holder with a short lived feeling of accomplishment. It teleports away from the holder after 1d4+2 minutes, at which point the now prior holder feels a sense of loss and frustration. The Win's appearance is different for every holder, but is always small enough to be held in one hand. </blockquote><p>Pfffft.Amasu of the O'Khamphi wrote:The Win: This magical item doesn't have any practical applications, but possessing it fills the holder with a short lived feeling of accomplishment. It teleports away from the holder after 1d4+2 minutes, at which point the now prior holder feels a sense of loss and frustration. The Win's appearance is different for every holder, but is always small enough to be held in one hand.
Pfffft.The Win (alias of Sissyl)2015-10-22T15:06:08ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Peck Peck PeckMatt Damon Puppet (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kkht&page=20?Peck-Peck-Peck#9912015-10-18T06:07:58Z2015-10-18T06:07:58Z<p>MATT DAMON!!!</p>MATT DAMON!!!Matt Damon Puppet (alias of Sissyl)2015-10-18T06:07:58ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLMatt Damon Puppet (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=2566?Deep-6-FaWtL#1282512015-10-18T01:33:21Z2015-10-17T16:44:02Z<p>MATT DAMON!!!</p>MATT DAMON!!!Matt Damon Puppet (alias of Sissyl)2015-10-17T16:44:02ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...Really old gamer (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=93?The-Next-Poster#46282015-10-17T11:20:19Z2015-10-17T11:20:19Z<p>Yeah. Women can't choose between golden cups. It really is a man's job.</p>
<p>The next poster will tell us about the scene in Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull that was put there by the Illuminati.</p>Yeah. Women can't choose between golden cups. It really is a man's job.
The next poster will tell us about the scene in Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull that was put there by the Illuminati.Really old gamer (alias of Sissyl)2015-10-17T11:20:19ZRe: Forums: Books: Andy Weir's "The Martian"Matt Damon Puppet (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qo50?Andy-Weirs-The-Martian#102015-10-05T23:06:05Z2015-10-05T14:41:40Z<p>MATT DAMON!!!</p>MATT DAMON!!!Matt Damon Puppet (alias of Sissyl)2015-10-05T14:41:40ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Damn You, GLaDOS!Matt Damon Puppet (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2sysw?Damn-You-GLaDOS#162015-09-27T16:27:23Z2015-09-27T08:48:44Z<p>MATT DAMON!!!</p>MATT DAMON!!!Matt Damon Puppet (alias of Sissyl)2015-09-27T08:48:44ZRe: Forums: Recruitment: God Game Recruitment. Be a nearly omnipotent Deity!Kyria, the Winged Tyrant (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/campaigns/TheGods/recruiting&page=2#922015-08-30T19:30:18Z2015-08-30T19:30:18Z<p>Agreed.</p>Agreed.Kyria, the Winged Tyrant (alias of Sissyl)2015-08-30T19:30:18ZRe: Forums: Recruitment: God Game Recruitment. Be a nearly omnipotent Deity!Kyria, the Winged Tyrant (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/campaigns/TheGods/recruiting&page=2#542015-08-29T07:07:04Z2015-08-29T07:07:04Z<p>There, Kyria now has a profile.</p>There, Kyria now has a profile.Kyria, the Winged Tyrant (alias of Sissyl)2015-08-29T07:07:04ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: MATT DAMON!!!Matt Damon Puppet (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q48x&page=3?MATT-DAMON#1322015-08-28T10:39:12Z2015-08-28T10:39:12Z<p>•takes bottle•</p>
<p>•pours rum over its face trying to drink•</p>
<p>Matt.... Daaaa...mon...</p>*takes bottle*
*pours rum over its face trying to drink*
Matt.... Daaaa...mon...Matt Damon Puppet (alias of Sissyl)2015-08-28T10:39:12ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: MATT DAMON!!!Matt Damon Puppet (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q48x&page=3?MATT-DAMON#1302015-08-28T06:39:11Z2015-08-28T06:39:11Z<p>Joooooooooohnnnnnyyyy... Damon!!!</p>Joooooooooohnnnnnyyyy... Damon!!!Matt Damon Puppet (alias of Sissyl)2015-08-28T06:39:11ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: MATT DAMON!!!Matt Damon Puppet (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q48x&page=3?MATT-DAMON#1282015-08-28T06:28:09Z2015-08-28T06:28:09Z<p>•nods sadly•</p>*nods sadly*Matt Damon Puppet (alias of Sissyl)2015-08-28T06:28:09ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsMatt Damon Puppet (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=339?Last-one-to-post-wins#169372015-08-26T15:09:47Z2015-08-26T15:09:47Z<p>•hugs Darklord Morius happily•</p>
<p>MATT DAMON!!!</p>*hugs Darklord Morius happily*
MATT DAMON!!!Matt Damon Puppet (alias of Sissyl)2015-08-26T15:09:47ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsDarling Prettymonk (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=339?Last-one-to-post-wins#169152015-08-25T15:41:33Z2015-08-25T15:41:33Z<p>Mmmmmmmmmmmg!</p>Mmmmmmmmmmmg!Darling Prettymonk (alias of Sissyl)2015-08-25T15:41:33ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: MATT DAMON!!!Matt Damon Puppet (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q48x&page=3?MATT-DAMON#1262015-08-21T18:02:54Z2015-08-21T18:02:54Z<p>•looks around for the Darklord•</p>
<p>•sniffs sadly•</p>
<p>•bawls dejectedly•</p>
<p>MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATT DAAAAAAAAAMOOOOOOOONNNNNN!!!!</p>*looks around for the Darklord*
*sniffs sadly*
*bawls dejectedly*
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATT DAAAAAAAAAMOOOOOOOONNNNNN!!!!Matt Damon Puppet (alias of Sissyl)2015-08-21T18:02:54ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: MATT DAMON!!!Matt Damon Puppet (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q48x&page=3?MATT-DAMON#1222015-08-21T16:24:41Z2015-08-21T16:24:41Z<p>•jumps up and down in happiness•</p>
<p>MATT!!! DAMON!!!</p>
<p>•dances around Darklord Morius•</p>*jumps up and down in happiness*
MATT!!! DAMON!!!
*dances around Darklord Morius*Matt Damon Puppet (alias of Sissyl)2015-08-21T16:24:41ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: MATT DAMON!!!Matt Damon Puppet (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q48x&page=3?MATT-DAMON#1202015-08-21T16:13:57Z2015-08-21T16:13:57Z<p>•hugs Darklord Morius' leg tightly•</p>
<p>•looks up at him, maybe that's a smile, it's hard to tell•</p>
<p>Matt Damon!</p>*hugs Darklord Morius' leg tightly*
*looks up at him, maybe that's a smile, it's hard to tell*
Matt Damon!Matt Damon Puppet (alias of Sissyl)2015-08-21T16:13:57ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: MATT DAMON!!!Matt Damon Puppet (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q48x&page=3?MATT-DAMON#1162015-08-21T07:19:43Z2015-08-21T07:19:43Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote:</div><blockquote> Careful, he bites. </blockquote><p>MATT DAMON!!! MATT!!! MATT DAAAAAAAMON!!!!!I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote:Careful, he bites.
MATT DAMON!!! MATT!!! MATT DAAAAAAAMON!!!!!Matt Damon Puppet (alias of Sissyl)2015-08-21T07:19:43ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: MATT DAMON!!!Matt Damon Puppet (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q48x&page=3?MATT-DAMON#1132015-08-21T06:23:35Z2015-08-21T06:23:35Z<p>•waves to Monica•</p>
<p>Matt Damon!</p>*waves to Monica*
Matt Damon!Matt Damon Puppet (alias of Sissyl)2015-08-21T06:23:35ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: MATT DAMON!!!Matt Damon Puppet (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q48x&page=3?MATT-DAMON#1112015-08-20T06:38:58Z2015-08-20T06:38:58Z<p>MATT DAMON!!!</p>MATT DAMON!!!Matt Damon Puppet (alias of Sissyl)2015-08-20T06:38:58ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Really old gamer (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=121?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#60042015-06-05T06:29:31Z2015-06-05T06:29:31Z<p>Yeah, you plucky homicidal girl with a... Mysterious backstory. You know you have a truly important mission, but you can do it!</p>
<p>Rootin' for all a you misfits!</p>
<p>...falls promptly asleep again.</p>Yeah, you plucky homicidal girl with a... Mysterious backstory. You know you have a truly important mission, but you can do it!
Rootin' for all a you misfits!
...falls promptly asleep again.Really old gamer (alias of Sissyl)2015-06-05T06:29:31ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...Really old gamer (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=87?The-Next-Poster#43462015-05-02T20:22:28Z2015-05-02T20:22:28Z<p>He stared at me and thanked me sincerely.</p>
<p>The next poster is incredulous.</p>He stared at me and thanked me sincerely.
The next poster is incredulous.Really old gamer (alias of Sissyl)2015-05-02T20:22:28ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: Too grognard for a grognard! Grrr...Really old gamer (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2s4iy?Too-grognard-for-a-grognard-Grrr#292015-04-03T22:26:12Z2015-04-03T22:26:12Z<p>•whacks COG with rollator•</p>*whacks COG with rollator*Really old gamer (alias of Sissyl)2015-04-03T22:26:12ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: Too grognard for a grognard! Grrr...Really old gamer (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2s4iy?Too-grognard-for-a-grognard-Grrr#272015-04-03T22:03:08Z2015-04-03T22:03:08Z<p>Pfeh. You youngsters have no appreciation for REAL roleplaying. When I started playing with GG and DA, it was hard to have your fighting man survive, lemme tellya. And every room contained a damn good reason to roll initiative. Plus we didn't have the stats in the wrong order. And we died, and made new characters, and we fought 5-50 nixies, and we liked it!</p>
<p>... What was the question again?</p>Pfeh. You youngsters have no appreciation for REAL roleplaying. When I started playing with GG and DA, it was hard to have your fighting man survive, lemme tellya. And every room contained a damn good reason to roll initiative. Plus we didn't have the stats in the wrong order. And we died, and made new characters, and we fought 5-50 nixies, and we liked it!
... What was the question again?Really old gamer (alias of Sissyl)2015-04-03T22:03:08ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...Really old gamer (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=86?The-Next-Poster#42572015-04-03T18:11:37Z2015-04-03T18:11:37Z<p>Scuse me, young whippersnapper, is this the prostatectomy machine? The Pro-Sec 1500, with gruel supply tubes? Here, hook me up willya?</p>
<p>The next young whippersnapper sees a problem with the volunteer.</p>Scuse me, young whippersnapper, is this the prostatectomy machine? The Pro-Sec 1500, with gruel supply tubes? Here, hook me up willya?
The next young whippersnapper sees a problem with the volunteer.Really old gamer (alias of Sissyl)2015-04-03T18:11:37ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Order 66Really old gamer (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2r9pm&page=24?Order-66#11602015-04-01T06:07:41Z2015-04-01T06:07:41Z<p>Pulg gets a cane cattle prod to the back of his head, resulting in one very dead Pulg with a serious fizzy hair problem.</p>Pulg gets a cane cattle prod to the back of his head, resulting in one very dead Pulg with a serious fizzy hair problem.Really old gamer (alias of Sissyl)2015-04-01T06:07:41ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsReally old gamer (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=319?Last-one-to-post-wins#159022015-03-30T12:49:25Z2015-03-30T12:49:25Z<p>Yeah. No respect for the elderly, that's what's wrong. Yeah, as I said... ummm... Them youngsters have no respect.</p>Yeah. No respect for the elderly, that's what's wrong. Yeah, as I said... ummm... Them youngsters have no respect.Really old gamer (alias of Sissyl)2015-03-30T12:49:25ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsReally old gamer (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=318?Last-one-to-post-wins#158972015-03-29T12:37:39Z2015-03-29T12:37:39Z<p>Whaaaaaaat???? Speak up so I can hear you!</p>Whaaaaaaat???? Speak up so I can hear you!Really old gamer (alias of Sissyl)2015-03-29T12:37:39ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Would you kindly.....Really old gamer (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rx9a&page=3?Would-you-kindly#1442015-03-23T18:18:00Z2015-03-23T18:18:00Z<p>Previous poster, you whiny young whippersnapper! In my day, we did "drop and give me a million!" or "drop and give me ten million!", and we didn't complain! You really don't wanna be weaker than me, do ya?</p>
<p>Next poster, show him what I mean.</p>Previous poster, you whiny young whippersnapper! In my day, we did "drop and give me a million!" or "drop and give me ten million!", and we didn't complain! You really don't wanna be weaker than me, do ya?
Next poster, show him what I mean.Really old gamer (alias of Sissyl)2015-03-23T18:18:00ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Order 66Really old gamer (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2r9pm&page=22?Order-66#10972015-03-20T14:32:54Z2015-03-20T14:32:54Z<p>•whacks Grandpa Wonderbra to death with cane too•</p>
<p>What he said.</p>*whacks Grandpa Wonderbra to death with cane too*
What he said.Really old gamer (alias of Sissyl)2015-03-20T14:32:54ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsReally old gamer (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=313?Last-one-to-post-wins#156432015-03-19T19:50:34Z2015-03-19T19:50:34Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Grandpa Wonderbra wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Zzzz..</p>
<p>Huh, wha...</p>
<p>Ok, that's it. I told you kids to stay off my lawn. Now yer gonna get it.</p>
<p><i>• hits Goddity, GoatToucher, and Private Tiny over the heads with cane •</i></p>
<p>Stupid kids and their pirate games.</p>
<p><i>• goes back into house, mumbling something about actually facing pirates when I was a kid, all the while walking uphill in the snow both ways •</i> </blockquote><p>That's showing them young punks some respect fer their elders.
<p>Yeah, you better get off Grampa's lawn or... Ummm...</p>
<p>Whatever it was, it was probably some young whippersnapper's fault. Pshaw.</p>Grandpa Wonderbra wrote:Zzzz..
Huh, wha...
Ok, that's it. I told you kids to stay off my lawn. Now yer gonna get it.
* hits Goddity, GoatToucher, and Private Tiny over the heads with cane *
Stupid kids and their pirate games.
* goes back into house, mumbling something about actually facing pirates when I was a kid, all the while walking uphill in the snow both ways *
That's showing them young punks some respect fer their elders. Yeah, you better get off Grampa's lawn or... Ummm...
...Really old gamer (alias of Sissyl)2015-03-19T19:50:34ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsThe Win (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=312?Last-one-to-post-wins#155972015-03-15T12:46:13Z2015-03-15T12:46:13Z<p>It's not someone who's going to win, I can tell you that.</p>It's not someone who's going to win, I can tell you that.The Win (alias of Sissyl)2015-03-15T12:46:13ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...The Win (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=84?The-Next-Poster#41742015-03-12T17:34:55Z2015-03-12T17:34:55Z<p>Sniff... Sob... Sniff...</p>
<p>The next poster will comfort using an AWESOME idea!</p>Sniff... Sob... Sniff...
The next poster will comfort using an AWESOME idea!The Win (alias of Sissyl)2015-03-12T17:34:55ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: Pathfinder Forums Memes that Grind Your GearsDlatha Shaertree (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2s0ns&page=9?Pathfinder-Forums-Memes-that-Grind-Your-Gears#4122015-03-12T17:38:06Z2015-03-12T16:32:05Z<p>Hey, what did you expect? =)</p>Hey, what did you expect? =)Dlatha Shaertree (alias of Sissyl)2015-03-12T16:32:05ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...Really old gamer (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=84?The-Next-Poster#41692015-03-12T16:02:06Z2015-03-12T16:02:06Z<p>Yeah. The grassier, the better. There was some guy that looked like the prez there, too, only he died when he was shot by four meter tall lizards. Wazzat? Evidence? Well, sure, I got it all on photo. You mean someone should have given that to the police? Hmmm, I guess. I did think he looked an awful lot like the prez... Oh well, I am sure nobody cares anymore.</p>
<p>The next poster cares.</p>Yeah. The grassier, the better. There was some guy that looked like the prez there, too, only he died when he was shot by four meter tall lizards. Wazzat? Evidence? Well, sure, I got it all on photo. You mean someone should have given that to the police? Hmmm, I guess. I did think he looked an awful lot like the prez... Oh well, I am sure nobody cares anymore.
The next poster cares.Really old gamer (alias of Sissyl)2015-03-12T16:02:06ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Untitled IIIReally old gamer (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k1wb&page=102?Untitled-III#50752015-03-09T21:30:27Z2015-03-09T21:30:27Z<p>I remember, in mah daze, thar wuz no hippehs...</p>
<p>•falls asleep•</p>I remember, in mah daze, thar wuz no hippehs...
*falls asleep*Really old gamer (alias of Sissyl)2015-03-09T21:30:27ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...Really old gamer (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=83?The-Next-Poster#41442015-03-04T17:12:40Z2015-03-04T17:12:40Z<p>"I heard something about depths of experience. Sounds good. I assume your newsletter is about miniature clay wellmaking. Sign me up."</p>
<p>The next poster will deliver the newsletter, and will describe the dangers he/she had to face doing so.</p>"I heard something about depths of experience. Sounds good. I assume your newsletter is about miniature clay wellmaking. Sign me up."
The next poster will deliver the newsletter, and will describe the dangers he/she had to face doing so.Really old gamer (alias of Sissyl)2015-03-04T17:12:40ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: 50 Shades of PrudishnessMadame Sissyl (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rz8p&page=7?50-Shades-of-Prudishness#3212015-02-25T16:44:42Z2015-02-25T16:44:42Z<p>Really, everyone needs to work harder to provide for us poor, unfortunate women. Isn't that right, gobbo? I do grow so bored with foie gras and Dom Perignon...</p>Really, everyone needs to work harder to provide for us poor, unfortunate women. Isn't that right, gobbo? I do grow so bored with foie gras and Dom Perignon...Madame Sissyl (alias of Sissyl)2015-02-25T16:44:42ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Would You Rather? Pathfinder EditionReally old gamer (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rr1q&page=10?Would-You-Rather-Pathfinder-Edition#4602015-02-23T12:59:38Z2015-02-23T05:11:12Z<p>That last sounds good to me.</p>
<p>Would you rather fight a type V demon, a marilith tanar'ri, or a marilith blackguard?</p>That last sounds good to me.
Would you rather fight a type V demon, a marilith tanar'ri, or a marilith blackguard?Really old gamer (alias of Sissyl)2015-02-23T05:11:12ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsThe Win (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=302?Last-one-to-post-wins#150812015-02-12T11:52:19Z2015-02-12T11:52:19Z<p>•blushes•</p>*blushes*The Win (alias of Sissyl)2015-02-12T11:52:19ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsThe Win (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=300?Last-one-to-post-wins#149902015-02-06T15:34:39Z2015-02-06T06:57:16Z<p>•showers and weeps bitterly•</p>
<p>•...for hours...•</p>*showers and weeps bitterly*
*...for hours...*The Win (alias of Sissyl)2015-02-06T06:57:16ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsThe Win (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=300?Last-one-to-post-wins#149792015-02-05T15:52:14Z2015-02-05T15:52:14Z<p>•lectrifies the pin then flies away from gropey•</p>
<p>Hey! Hands off, perv.</p>*lectrifies the pin then flies away from gropey*
Hey! Hands off, perv.The Win (alias of Sissyl)2015-02-05T15:52:14ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsThe Win (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=300?Last-one-to-post-wins#149572015-02-04T07:29:28Z2015-02-04T07:29:28Z<p>May I just point you gentlemen's attention to the fact that this thread is now 300 pages long, almost 15.000 posts... How does that make you feel?</p>May I just point you gentlemen's attention to the fact that this thread is now 300 pages long, almost 15.000 posts... How does that make you feel?The Win (alias of Sissyl)2015-02-04T07:29:28ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsThe Win (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=299?Last-one-to-post-wins#149132015-02-01T10:06:58Z2015-02-01T10:06:58Z<p>Who you calling ephemeral, you beaked buffoon???</p>Who you calling ephemeral, you beaked buffoon???The Win (alias of Sissyl)2015-02-01T10:06:58ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsThe Win (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=299?Last-one-to-post-wins#149062015-01-31T12:06:52Z2015-01-31T12:06:52Z<p>Burp.</p>
<p>Succubi... such tasty lifeforces they have. Sorry about that, UDS, I couldn't stop draining them. Candy demons, who knew?</p>Burp.
Succubi... such tasty lifeforces they have. Sorry about that, UDS, I couldn't stop draining them. Candy demons, who knew?The Win (alias of Sissyl)2015-01-31T12:06:52ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsThe Win (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=297?Last-one-to-post-wins#148422015-01-28T16:12:39Z2015-01-28T16:12:39Z<p>Nothing nobody has done to me in this thread has been consensual. You're all a bunch of creepy pervs.</p>Nothing nobody has done to me in this thread has been consensual. You're all a bunch of creepy pervs.The Win (alias of Sissyl)2015-01-28T16:12:39ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: All wings check in.Darling Prettymonk (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rr4a&page=3?All-wings-check-in#1232015-01-23T08:02:03Z2015-01-23T08:02:03Z<p>MMMMMMMMMMG!!!!!!</p>MMMMMMMMMMG!!!!!!Darling Prettymonk (alias of Sissyl)2015-01-23T08:02:03ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsMadame Sissyl (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=295?Last-one-to-post-wins#147132015-01-15T11:05:35Z2015-01-15T11:05:35Z<p>I zoom past all you losers in my pink Kart!!!</p>I zoom past all you losers in my pink Kart!!!Madame Sissyl (alias of Sissyl)2015-01-15T11:05:35ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsThe Win (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=290?Last-one-to-post-wins#144732014-12-23T14:30:40Z2014-12-23T14:30:40Z<p>I YAM THE WIN!</p>I YAM THE WIN!The Win (alias of Sissyl)2014-12-23T14:30:40ZForums: Off-Topic Discussions: Goblins do it in the street!Madame Sissyl (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rtj3?Goblins-do-it-in-the-street#12014-12-23T03:42:33Z2014-12-22T16:12:43Z<p>Trying to avoid further derailment of the Charles Manson has a date. What's your excuse? thread, here is a thread for debate about the love lives of the single (and double) goblin.</p>
<p>Go!</p>Trying to avoid further derailment of the Charles Manson has a date. What's your excuse? thread, here is a thread for debate about the love lives of the single (and double) goblin.
Go!Madame Sissyl (alias of Sissyl)2014-12-22T16:12:43ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsThe Win (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=290?Last-one-to-post-wins#144542014-12-22T12:13:52Z2014-12-22T12:13:52Z<p>So I am not real?</p>
<p>•sulks•</p>
<p>Shows what you know.</p>So I am not real?
*sulks*
Shows what you know.The Win (alias of Sissyl)2014-12-22T12:13:52ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsThe Win (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=286?Last-one-to-post-wins#142722014-12-15T11:40:47Z2014-12-15T11:40:47Z<p>I am?</p>I am?The Win (alias of Sissyl)2014-12-15T11:40:47ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...Darling Prettymonk (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=77?The-Next-Poster#38212014-12-03T12:47:25Z2014-12-03T12:47:25Z<p>Mmmmmmmmg!</p>
<p>Mmmg mmg mmmmmmmmmg.</p>Mmmmmmmmg!
Mmmg mmg mmmmmmmmmg.Darling Prettymonk (alias of Sissyl)2014-12-03T12:47:25ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsThe Win (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=279?Last-one-to-post-wins#139192014-11-26T07:28:43Z2014-11-26T07:28:43Z<p>•hugs Auriea•</p>*hugs Auriea*The Win (alias of Sissyl)2014-11-26T07:28:43ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsThe Win (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=276?Last-one-to-post-wins#137592014-11-19T08:03:59Z2014-11-19T08:03:59Z<p>Me.</p>Me.The Win (alias of Sissyl)2014-11-19T08:03:59ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsThe Win (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=274?Last-one-to-post-wins#136922014-11-13T06:29:25Z2014-11-13T06:29:25Z<p>Ooooh finally a civilized person.</p>
<p>•dances with Auriea•</p>Ooooh finally a civilized person.
*dances with Auriea*The Win (alias of Sissyl)2014-11-13T06:29:25ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsThe Win (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=274?Last-one-to-post-wins#136822014-11-12T14:35:41Z2014-11-12T14:35:41Z<p>Well, none of you can hold on to me anyway, so who cares? Maybe it would matter if I wasn't surrounded by losers, hmmm?</p>Well, none of you can hold on to me anyway, so who cares? Maybe it would matter if I wasn't surrounded by losers, hmmm?The Win (alias of Sissyl)2014-11-12T14:35:41ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsThe Win (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=274?Last-one-to-post-wins#136762014-11-11T18:26:23Z2014-11-11T18:26:23Z<p>No, I am the Win. Duh.</p>No, I am the Win. Duh.The Win (alias of Sissyl)2014-11-11T18:26:23ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsThe Win (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=274?Last-one-to-post-wins#136702014-11-10T07:14:49Z2014-11-10T07:14:49Z<p>No you don't.</p>No you don't.The Win (alias of Sissyl)2014-11-10T07:14:49ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsThe Win (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=273?Last-one-to-post-wins#136262014-11-05T07:18:17Z2014-11-05T07:18:17Z<p>•comes out of the closet•</p>*comes out of the closet*The Win (alias of Sissyl)2014-11-05T07:18:17ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsThe Win (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=272?Last-one-to-post-wins#135722014-10-23T07:12:57Z2014-10-23T07:12:57Z<p>Curses!</p>Curses!The Win (alias of Sissyl)2014-10-23T07:12:57ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsThe Win (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=272?Last-one-to-post-wins#135702015-10-10T04:43:55Z2014-10-23T06:26:26Z<p>No. Me Win. You Loser.</p>No. Me Win. You Loser.The Win (alias of Sissyl)2014-10-23T06:26:26ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsThe Win (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=272?Last-one-to-post-wins#135622014-10-22T04:21:41Z2014-10-22T04:21:41Z<p>No you won't, creep.</p>No you won't, creep.The Win (alias of Sissyl)2014-10-22T04:21:41ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Order 66Darling Prettymonk (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2r9pm&page=13?Order-66#6072014-10-21T14:54:27Z2014-10-21T14:54:27Z<p>"MMMMMMMG! MMMMMMG! MG!!!"</p>
<p>•using a flurry of precise moves, grabs hold of and take away eyes, nose, ears, and mouth from the clown's face•</p>
<p>•strikes a Pose of Awesomeness•</p>
<p>•watches the clown suffocate on the floor, then throws the stuff in her hands, including the psycho grin, over her shoulder•</p>"MMMMMMMG! MMMMMMG! MG!!!"
*using a flurry of precise moves, grabs hold of and take away eyes, nose, ears, and mouth from the clown's face*
*strikes a Pose of Awesomeness*
*watches the clown suffocate on the floor, then throws the stuff in her hands, including the psycho grin, over her shoulder*Darling Prettymonk (alias of Sissyl)2014-10-21T14:54:27ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsThe Win (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=271?Last-one-to-post-wins#135412014-10-15T08:06:11Z2014-10-15T08:06:11Z<p>Cluny can't have the win. So there.</p>
<p>•flies off•</p>Cluny can't have the win. So there.
*flies off*The Win (alias of Sissyl)2014-10-15T08:06:11ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsThe Win (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=271?Last-one-to-post-wins#135242014-10-10T10:37:22Z2014-10-10T10:37:22Z<p>Ewwww...</p>Ewwww...The Win (alias of Sissyl)2014-10-10T10:37:22ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsThe Win (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=271?Last-one-to-post-wins#135222014-10-10T10:17:49Z2014-10-10T10:17:49Z<p>•flies out of Grundolker's clammy hands•</p>
<p>Pervert!</p>*flies out of Grundolker's clammy hands*
Pervert!The Win (alias of Sissyl)2014-10-10T10:17:49ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsThe Win (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=270?Last-one-to-post-wins#134832014-10-02T14:53:38Z2014-10-02T14:53:38Z<p>Raises its surface temperature to some seventy degrees celsius.</p>Raises its surface temperature to some seventy degrees celsius.The Win (alias of Sissyl)2014-10-02T14:53:38ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsThe Win (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=270?Last-one-to-post-wins#134812014-10-02T14:47:15Z2014-10-02T14:47:15Z<p>Keep your hands to yourselves, stupid grabby people!</p>
<p>•Does what it can to get free from Schism•</p>Keep your hands to yourselves, stupid grabby people!
*Does what it can to get free from Schism*The Win (alias of Sissyl)2014-10-02T14:47:15ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsThe Win (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=270?Last-one-to-post-wins#134752014-10-02T06:25:04Z2014-10-02T06:25:04Z<p>•flies quietly out of the pocket•</p>*flies quietly out of the pocket*The Win (alias of Sissyl)2014-10-02T06:25:04ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsThe Win (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=270?Last-one-to-post-wins#134712014-10-01T15:21:12Z2014-10-01T15:21:12Z<p>Floats as quickly as possible away from the big evil tiger.</p>
<p>WAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!</p>Floats as quickly as possible away from the big evil tiger.
WAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!The Win (alias of Sissyl)2014-10-01T15:21:12ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsThe Win (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=270?Last-one-to-post-wins#134682014-10-01T11:18:32Z2014-10-01T11:18:32Z<p>Waaaaaah!!! Leggo of me, you horrible person!</p>Waaaaaah!!! Leggo of me, you horrible person!The Win (alias of Sissyl)2014-10-01T11:18:32ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Hiiiiii-yaaa!!!Darling Prettymonk (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rif7?Hiiiiiiyaaa#152014-09-19T17:19:39Z2014-09-19T17:15:47Z<p>MMMMMMMMMMMG!!! MG! MMMMG!!! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMG!</p>MMMMMMMMMMMG!!! MG! MMMMG!!! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMG!Darling Prettymonk (alias of Sissyl)2014-09-19T17:15:47ZForums: Forum Games: The wrong alias...Madame Sissyl (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rhzd?The-wrong-alias#12014-09-16T11:11:11Z2014-09-16T11:11:11Z<p>Matt Damon!!!</p>Matt Damon!!!Madame Sissyl (alias of Sissyl)2014-09-16T11:11:11ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: You Only Live Once?Darling Prettymonk (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2re5z?You-Only-Live-Once#32014-08-18T17:29:45Z2014-08-18T17:29:45Z<p>Mmmmmmmmmg!!!</p>Mmmmmmmmmg!!!Darling Prettymonk (alias of Sissyl)2014-08-18T17:29:45ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Are You A Selfish, Lazy Product of an Entitlement Society?Darling Prettymonk (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rc9c?Are-You-A-Selfish-Lazy-Product-of-an#52014-08-05T07:17:06Z2014-08-05T07:17:06Z<p>Mmmmmmmmmmg.</p>Mmmmmmmmmmg.Darling Prettymonk (alias of Sissyl)2014-08-05T07:17:06ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post Discussion: GM Silver's House of Blades DiscussionDlatha Shaertree (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/campaigns/HouseOfBlades/discussion&page=3#1192014-07-16T17:19:48Z2014-07-16T17:19:48Z<p>Okay. Sad, though. Be well, everyone.</p>Okay. Sad, though. Be well, everyone.Dlatha Shaertree (alias of Sissyl)2014-07-16T17:19:48ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post Discussion: GM Silver's House of Blades DiscussionDlatha Shaertree (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/campaigns/HouseOfBlades/discussion&page=3#1082014-07-11T20:22:07Z2014-07-11T20:22:07Z<p>Wand of viscid globs for me. For when you absolutely must glue someone helpless.</p>Wand of viscid globs for me. For when you absolutely must glue someone helpless.Dlatha Shaertree (alias of Sissyl)2014-07-11T20:22:07ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: GM Silver's House of BladesDlatha Shaertree (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/campaigns/HouseOfBlades/gameplay&page=3#1342014-07-10T14:31:59Z2014-07-10T14:31:59Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>I am not in agreement with the THAC0 algorithm as stated here. If you have a +5 bonus, let's say you roll a 2, Total of 7, means you hit an AC of -11. However, if you instead had a +12 to hit, the same roll would net you a total of 14, minus THAC0 is -3. You need to subtract your bonuses to hit from your d20 roll. Right?</span></p>I am not in agreement with the THAC0 algorithm as stated here. If you have a +5 bonus, let's say you roll a 2, Total of 7, means you hit an AC of -11. However, if you instead had a +12 to hit, the same roll would net you a total of 14, minus THAC0 is -3. You need to subtract your bonuses to hit from your d20 roll. Right?Dlatha Shaertree (alias of Sissyl)2014-07-10T14:31:59ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post Discussion: GM Silver's House of Blades DiscussionDlatha Shaertree (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/campaigns/HouseOfBlades/discussion&page=3#1012014-07-08T17:37:47Z2014-07-08T17:37:47Z<p>Yay! Time for goblin massacre! :-)</p>Yay! Time for goblin massacre! :-)Dlatha Shaertree (alias of Sissyl)2014-07-08T17:37:47ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Give the person above you a nickname.Darling Prettymonk (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n80q&page=65?Give-the-person-above-you-a-nickname#32162014-07-05T19:47:23Z2014-07-05T19:47:23Z<p>Mmmmmmmg!</p>Mmmmmmmg!Darling Prettymonk (alias of Sissyl)2014-07-05T19:47:23ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Corrupt the WishMadame Sissyl (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2m7oa&page=59?Corrupt-the-Wish#29122014-07-05T19:45:36Z2014-07-05T19:45:36Z<p>Granted! I dunno what to say, except it probably won't last long.</p>
<p>I wish I had a dimmer for the sun that did not destroy anything, but allowed me to control the level of sunlight with but a thought.</p>Granted! I dunno what to say, except it probably won't last long.
I wish I had a dimmer for the sun that did not destroy anything, but allowed me to control the level of sunlight with but a thought.Madame Sissyl (alias of Sissyl)2014-07-05T19:45:36ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: GM Silver's House of BladesDlatha Shaertree (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/campaigns/HouseOfBlades/gameplay&page=3#1252014-07-01T18:52:23Z2014-07-01T18:52:23Z<p>Hmmm... boulder, suspended? That's odd... and it can't be good, whatever it means.</p>
<p>Sling on the rightmost boulder goblin.</p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Segment:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d10 + 6 ⇒ (4) + 6 = 10</span>, <span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Sling attack:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 1 ⇒ (9) + 1 = 10</span>=AC 10, most probably a miss.</p>Hmmm... boulder, suspended? That's odd... and it can't be good, whatever it means.
Sling on the rightmost boulder goblin.
[dice=Segment]1d10+6[/dice], [dice=Sling attack]1d20+1[/dice]=AC 10, most probably a miss.Dlatha Shaertree (alias of Sissyl)2014-07-01T18:52:23ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: GM Silver's House of BladesDlatha Shaertree (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/campaigns/HouseOfBlades/gameplay&page=3#1192014-06-30T04:56:32Z2014-06-30T04:56:32Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Otherwise the flanks will need to fold into a column, Sydney before Lucien, Rission behind him?</span></p>Otherwise the flanks will need to fold into a column, Sydney before Lucien, Rission behind him?Dlatha Shaertree (alias of Sissyl)2014-06-30T04:56:32ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: GM Silver's House of BladesDlatha Shaertree (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/campaigns/HouseOfBlades/gameplay&page=3#1112014-06-27T09:54:32Z2014-06-27T09:54:32Z<p><b>"No, I am with Sydney on this. We need to hit them as fast as we can."</b></p>"No, I am with Sydney on this. We need to hit them as fast as we can."Dlatha Shaertree (alias of Sissyl)2014-06-27T09:54:32ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: GM Silver's House of BladesDlatha Shaertree (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/campaigns/HouseOfBlades/gameplay&page=3#1082014-06-27T05:32:56Z2014-06-27T05:32:56Z<p><b>"I am no expert on goblins, but if we invade their home, surely that will bring them down on us eventually, light or no light? And if those of us who can see in the darkness cannot succeed on their own, do we really have a choice regarding light?"</b></p>"I am no expert on goblins, but if we invade their home, surely that will bring them down on us eventually, light or no light? And if those of us who can see in the darkness cannot succeed on their own, do we really have a choice regarding light?"Dlatha Shaertree (alias of Sissyl)2014-06-27T05:32:56ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: GM Silver's House of BladesDlatha Shaertree (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/campaigns/HouseOfBlades/gameplay&page=3#1062014-06-26T05:43:03Z2014-06-26T05:43:03Z<p><b>"I wouldn't even know where to begin. Come to think of it, I wouldn't see enough in the darkness if we go inside the cave."</b></p>"I wouldn't even know where to begin. Come to think of it, I wouldn't see enough in the darkness if we go inside the cave."Dlatha Shaertree (alias of Sissyl)2014-06-26T05:43:03ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: GM Silver's House of BladesDlatha Shaertree (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/campaigns/HouseOfBlades/gameplay&page=3#1032014-06-25T16:37:13Z2014-06-25T16:37:13Z<p>Dlatha swallows.</p>
<p>She whispers back: <b>"I... Um... wow."</b></p>Dlatha swallows.
She whispers back: "I... Um... wow."Dlatha Shaertree (alias of Sissyl)2014-06-25T16:37:13ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: GM Silver's House of BladesDlatha Shaertree (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/campaigns/HouseOfBlades/gameplay&page=2#1002014-06-25T05:34:39Z2014-06-25T05:34:39Z<p>Okay... mace to the belt, then bring up the sling and a rock.</p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Initiative:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d10 + 6 ⇒ (4) + 6 = 10</span></p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Attack:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 ⇒ 15</span></p>
<p>That hits AC 4 with my bonus to hit, but needs to be modified according to the surrounding darkness.</p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Damage:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d4 ⇒ 4</span></p>Okay... mace to the belt, then bring up the sling and a rock.
[dice=Initiative]1d10+6[/dice]
[dice=Attack]1d20[/dice]
That hits AC 4 with my bonus to hit, but needs to be modified according to the surrounding darkness.
[dice=Damage]1d4[/dice]Dlatha Shaertree (alias of Sissyl)2014-06-25T05:34:39ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: GM Silver's House of BladesDlatha Shaertree (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/campaigns/HouseOfBlades/gameplay&page=2#942014-06-24T15:04:28Z2014-06-24T15:04:28Z<p>Dlatha is going around in the darkness, noting that if the goblins can see body heat, this is exceedingly dangerous, going without a light. Still, she follows Sydney and says nothing, mace at the ready.</p>Dlatha is going around in the darkness, noting that if the goblins can see body heat, this is exceedingly dangerous, going without a light. Still, she follows Sydney and says nothing, mace at the ready.Dlatha Shaertree (alias of Sissyl)2014-06-24T15:04:28ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...Darling Prettymonk (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=59?The-Next-Poster#29472014-06-21T05:00:57Z2014-06-21T05:00:57Z<p>MMMMMMMMMG!!! MMMMG! MMMG!!!</p>
<p>...Mmmmmmmg.</p>
<p>Mmmmmg, mmmmg, mg mmmmmg, mmmmmmmmmmmg mmmg mmmmmmmmmmg mg.</p>MMMMMMMMMG!!! MMMMG! MMMG!!!
...Mmmmmmmg.
Mmmmmg, mmmmg, mg mmmmmg, mmmmmmmmmmmg mmmg mmmmmmmmmmg mg.Darling Prettymonk (alias of Sissyl)2014-06-21T05:00:57ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: GM Silver's House of BladesDlatha Shaertree (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/campaigns/HouseOfBlades/gameplay&page=2#902014-06-20T20:02:17Z2014-06-20T20:02:17Z<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Intelligence:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 ⇒ 9</span> vs 10.</p>
<p><b>"Rear guard, then? Okay, got it.</b></p>[dice=Intelligence]1d20[/dice] vs 10.
"Rear guard, then? Okay, got it.Dlatha Shaertree (alias of Sissyl)2014-06-20T20:02:17ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: GM Silver's House of BladesDlatha Shaertree (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/campaigns/HouseOfBlades/gameplay&page=2#802014-06-19T11:07:50Z2014-06-19T11:07:50Z<p><b>"I was granted two healing spells and a command this morning. I wondered about that. Now it seems more appropriate."</b></p>"I was granted two healing spells and a command this morning. I wondered about that. Now it seems more appropriate."Dlatha Shaertree (alias of Sissyl)2014-06-19T11:07:50ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: GM Silver's House of BladesDlatha Shaertree (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/campaigns/HouseOfBlades/gameplay&page=2#772014-06-19T09:44:18Z2014-06-19T09:44:18Z<p><b>"I never thought I would say this, but I volunteer to join the scouting party. The caravan needs to be safe. With Lathander's blessing, we can strike at these goblins and triumph."</b></p>
<p>She looks nervous and a bit surprised, but composed.</p>"I never thought I would say this, but I volunteer to join the scouting party. The caravan needs to be safe. With Lathander's blessing, we can strike at these goblins and triumph."
She looks nervous and a bit surprised, but composed.Dlatha Shaertree (alias of Sissyl)2014-06-19T09:44:18ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: GM Silver's House of BladesDlatha Shaertree (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/campaigns/HouseOfBlades/gameplay&page=2#712014-06-18T20:32:25Z2014-06-18T20:32:25Z<p><b>"Well, I know I am not going to be able to sleep now, anyway. We still can't move the caravan, so defending it is our only option, right?"</b></p>
<p>Dlatha sighs and finds a few rocks on the ground to use as sling ammo.</p>
<p><b>"Well, this I am at least decent with."</b></p>"Well, I know I am not going to be able to sleep now, anyway. We still can't move the caravan, so defending it is our only option, right?"
Dlatha sighs and finds a few rocks on the ground to use as sling ammo.
"Well, this I am at least decent with."Dlatha Shaertree (alias of Sissyl)2014-06-18T20:32:25ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: GM Silver's House of BladesDlatha Shaertree (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/campaigns/HouseOfBlades/gameplay&page=2#682014-06-18T17:05:08Z2014-06-18T17:05:08Z<p><b>"Scouts? So they know we're here..."</b></p>
<p>Dlatha is listening all she can to see if there is anything more happening. Until she realizes, the war party could be far more than three goblins. Wouldn't it be time to move? At least a little bit?</p>
<p>She calms herself and decides to let those who know their way around a fight make the calls.</p>"Scouts? So they know we're here..."
Dlatha is listening all she can to see if there is anything more happening. Until she realizes, the war party could be far more than three goblins. Wouldn't it be time to move? At least a little bit?
She calms herself and decides to let those who know their way around a fight make the calls.Dlatha Shaertree (alias of Sissyl)2014-06-18T17:05:08ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: GM Silver's House of BladesDlatha Shaertree (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/campaigns/HouseOfBlades/gameplay&page=2#662014-06-18T16:17:42Z2014-06-18T16:17:42Z<p>Dlatha starts awake at the noise. Oddly; she never thought she was going to fall asleep with the doomsaying about goblins last night. And now, it's a battle! She gets up and checks quickly that she has everything, and straps on her shield on her left arm. She tries to remember what she was taught in the battle training sessions. Slightly crouched stance, good balance, quiet to listen for anything out of the ordinary. She sees the others, and gets over there quickly.</p>
<p><b>"What's happening? Goblins?"</b> in a soft whisper.</p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Initiative:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d10 + 7 ⇒ (10) + 7 = 17</span> to run and attack any goblin with her mace.</p>Dlatha starts awake at the noise. Oddly; she never thought she was going to fall asleep with the doomsaying about goblins last night. And now, it's a battle! She gets up and checks quickly that she has everything, and straps on her shield on her left arm. She tries to remember what she was taught in the battle training sessions. Slightly crouched stance, good balance, quiet to listen for anything out of the ordinary. She sees the others, and gets over there quickly.
"What's happening?...Dlatha Shaertree (alias of Sissyl)2014-06-18T16:17:42ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post Discussion: GM Silver's House of Blades DiscussionDlatha Shaertree (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/campaigns/HouseOfBlades/discussion&page=2#842014-06-18T12:22:50Z2014-06-18T12:22:50Z<p>Still asleep... =/</p>Still asleep... =/Dlatha Shaertree (alias of Sissyl)2014-06-18T12:22:50ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post Discussion: GM Silver's House of Blades DiscussionDlatha Shaertree (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/campaigns/HouseOfBlades/discussion&page=2#822014-06-16T11:40:01Z2014-06-16T11:40:01Z<p>Yes. The rest of us are sleeping, though... Will you guys deal with all, I dunno, fifty goblins, yourselves? =)</p>Yes. The rest of us are sleeping, though... Will you guys deal with all, I dunno, fifty goblins, yourselves? =)Dlatha Shaertree (alias of Sissyl)2014-06-16T11:40:01ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: GM Silver's House of BladesDlatha Shaertree (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/campaigns/HouseOfBlades/gameplay#432014-06-13T05:09:30Z2014-06-13T05:09:30Z<p><b>"Good night everyone."</b></p>
<p>Tries to fall asleep, hand on the hilt of her mace and trying to cover herself with her shield. This won't be an easy night, and it wasn't a long time since she was sleeping in her bed at the temple in Tantras. Oh well.</p>"Good night everyone."
Tries to fall asleep, hand on the hilt of her mace and trying to cover herself with her shield. This won't be an easy night, and it wasn't a long time since she was sleeping in her bed at the temple in Tantras. Oh well.Dlatha Shaertree (alias of Sissyl)2014-06-13T05:09:30ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: GM Silver's House of BladesDlatha Shaertree (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/campaigns/HouseOfBlades/gameplay#352014-06-12T13:31:14Z2014-06-12T13:31:14Z<p><b>"He has a point."</b></p>"He has a point."Dlatha Shaertree (alias of Sissyl)2014-06-12T13:31:14ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: GM Silver's House of BladesDlatha Shaertree (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/campaigns/HouseOfBlades/gameplay#322014-06-12T07:57:24Z2014-06-12T07:57:24Z<p><b>"All right. Perhaps it's time to make ready for sleep? It's dark enough now that going further will be complicated anyway. Questions about Mulmaster can wait till the morning. It sounds cold to sleep without a fire, but if that's how it's done, I suppose it's worth it."</b></p>"All right. Perhaps it's time to make ready for sleep? It's dark enough now that going further will be complicated anyway. Questions about Mulmaster can wait till the morning. It sounds cold to sleep without a fire, but if that's how it's done, I suppose it's worth it."Dlatha Shaertree (alias of Sissyl)2014-06-12T07:57:24ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: GM Silver's House of BladesDlatha Shaertree (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/campaigns/HouseOfBlades/gameplay#272014-06-11T23:06:36Z2014-06-11T23:06:36Z<p><b>"Does this apply even to the power of the Gods?"</b></p>"Does this apply even to the power of the Gods?"Dlatha Shaertree (alias of Sissyl)2014-06-11T23:06:36ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: GM Silver's House of BladesDlatha Shaertree (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/campaigns/HouseOfBlades/gameplay#252014-06-11T20:48:58Z2014-06-11T20:48:58Z<p><b>"Oh, I am not of the Dalesfolk, but from Tantras. Cormanthor is lovely, so large and majestic. It would be wonderful to see the Dalelands."</b></p>
<p>She ponders Malgus' words.</p>
<p><b>"Sounds like they have been hurt too many times. Eventually you start seeing enemies where none exist. When all you would need to do is raise your eyes and dare to hope. What are their rules on magic, if I may ask?"</b></p>"Oh, I am not of the Dalesfolk, but from Tantras. Cormanthor is lovely, so large and majestic. It would be wonderful to see the Dalelands."
She ponders Malgus' words.
"Sounds like they have been hurt too many times. Eventually you start seeing enemies where none exist. When all you would need to do is raise your eyes and dare to hope. What are their rules on magic, if I may ask?"Dlatha Shaertree (alias of Sissyl)2014-06-11T20:48:58ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: GM Silver's House of BladesDlatha Shaertree (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/campaigns/HouseOfBlades/gameplay#222014-06-11T20:10:11Z2014-06-11T20:10:11Z<p><b>"Well, we all have to start somewhere, don't we? Funds... were a problem. Hopefully I will be in a position to purchase better gear in not too long. As it is, I will just have to trust in mobility. Greitcha. Got it."</b></p>
<p>She turns to Malgus.</p>
<p><b>"On the topic of Mulmaster, it has a dark reputation indeed. I find that I need to seek out someone there... I would happily listen if you'd tell me a little about it. Especially the... ummm... things everyone knows about it."</b></p>"Well, we all have to start somewhere, don't we? Funds... were a problem. Hopefully I will be in a position to purchase better gear in not too long. As it is, I will just have to trust in mobility. Greitcha. Got it."
She turns to Malgus.
"On the topic of Mulmaster, it has a dark reputation indeed. I find that I need to seek out someone there... I would happily listen if you'd tell me a little about it. Especially the... ummm... things everyone knows about it."Dlatha Shaertree (alias of Sissyl)2014-06-11T20:10:11ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post Discussion: GM Silver's House of Blades DiscussionDlatha Shaertree (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/campaigns/HouseOfBlades/discussion&page=2#712014-06-11T19:40:09Z2014-06-11T19:40:09Z<p>Sounds great.</p>Sounds great.Dlatha Shaertree (alias of Sissyl)2014-06-11T19:40:09ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: GM Silver's House of BladesDlatha Shaertree (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/campaigns/HouseOfBlades/gameplay#202014-06-11T19:38:36Z2014-06-11T19:38:36Z<p><b>"Thank you for your advice. I shall keep it in mind. My name is Dlatha Shaertree, a humble servant of the Morninglord. My skill in combat could admittedly be better, but I know a thing or two of the art of healing. Just one question, if any of you know... what is the goblin word for 'flee'?"</b></p>"Thank you for your advice. I shall keep it in mind. My name is Dlatha Shaertree, a humble servant of the Morninglord. My skill in combat could admittedly be better, but I know a thing or two of the art of healing. Just one question, if any of you know... what is the goblin word for 'flee'?"Dlatha Shaertree (alias of Sissyl)2014-06-11T19:38:36ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: GM Silver's House of BladesDlatha Shaertree (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/campaigns/HouseOfBlades/gameplay#152014-06-11T13:20:09Z2014-06-11T13:20:09Z<p><b>"Cities are cities, aren't they? So many people, so many poor, and all of them need hope. I'll see if the Lathanderites in Mulmaster need my help."</b></p>
<p>Dlatha makes a short pause, then looks to the others.</p>
<p><b>"Do you really think we'll be attacked tonight? Goblins are dreadful critters... Anything I should keep in mind if we have to fight them?"</b></p>"Cities are cities, aren't they? So many people, so many poor, and all of them need hope. I'll see if the Lathanderites in Mulmaster need my help."
Dlatha makes a short pause, then looks to the others.
"Do you really think we'll be attacked tonight? Goblins are dreadful critters... Anything I should keep in mind if we have to fight them?"Dlatha Shaertree (alias of Sissyl)2014-06-11T13:20:09ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post Discussion: GM Silver's House of Blades DiscussionDlatha Shaertree (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/campaigns/HouseOfBlades/discussion&page=2#622014-06-10T09:56:01Z2014-06-10T09:56:01Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>If this is the thread for it...</span></p>
<p><b>"Dawnbringers, that's us, yes. The vampire infestation of Merrydale is sort of a cautionary tale for us. Daggerdale... Merrydale sounds so much sweeter, doesn't it? Peace to the fallen, but that must have taken some serious guts to do for a vampire... Vampires, shadows and a number of other undead abominations are enemies of the Sun. Not to mention our temples are drowned in the morning sunlight."</b></p>If this is the thread for it...
"Dawnbringers, that's us, yes. The vampire infestation of Merrydale is sort of a cautionary tale for us. Daggerdale... Merrydale sounds so much sweeter, doesn't it? Peace to the fallen, but that must have taken some serious guts to do for a vampire... Vampires, shadows and a number of other undead abominations are enemies of the Sun. Not to mention our temples are drowned in the morning sunlight."Dlatha Shaertree (alias of Sissyl)2014-06-10T09:56:01ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: GM Silver's House of BladesDlatha Shaertree (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/campaigns/HouseOfBlades/gameplay#52014-06-10T07:05:12Z2014-06-10T07:05:12Z<p>Dlatha approaches the argument between the caravan master and guide and clears her throat gently so as not to intrude too much.
<br />
<b>"Excuse me, is something the matter?"</b></p>Dlatha approaches the argument between the caravan master and guide and clears her throat gently so as not to intrude too much.
"Excuse me, is something the matter?"Dlatha Shaertree (alias of Sissyl)2014-06-10T07:05:12ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: GM Silver's House of BladesDlatha Shaertree (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/campaigns/HouseOfBlades/gameplay#22014-06-10T04:57:11Z2014-06-10T04:57:11Z<p>One of the travelers, a young woman dressed in bright red under a dark red leather armour, is scanning the terrain with only a hint of worry. Her rose quartz disk amulet and her sunburst shield proclaims her a priestess of Lathander, the god of new beginnings. Despite her smile and open face, her hand is on the hilt of the large mace hanging from her belt.</p>
<p>She has been with the caravan since it passed the road to Tantras a few days ago. Each morning sees her get up before the sun touches the horizon, to pray as the landscape awakes. Quietly, so as not to disturb anyone.</p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Goblins, huh? Well, that sounds like a very appropriate way to start a 2nd edition campaign. What time of year and day is it? Where did the caravan come from?</span></p>One of the travelers, a young woman dressed in bright red under a dark red leather armour, is scanning the terrain with only a hint of worry. Her rose quartz disk amulet and her sunburst shield proclaims her a priestess of Lathander, the god of new beginnings. Despite her smile and open face, her hand is on the hilt of the large mace hanging from her belt.
She has been with the caravan since it passed the road to Tantras a few days ago. Each morning sees her get up before the sun touches the...Dlatha Shaertree (alias of Sissyl)2014-06-10T04:57:11ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post Discussion: GM Silver's House of Blades DiscussionDlatha Shaertree (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/campaigns/HouseOfBlades/discussion&page=2#602014-06-10T04:35:29Z2014-06-10T04:35:29Z<p>YAY!</p>YAY!Dlatha Shaertree (alias of Sissyl)2014-06-10T04:35:29ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post Discussion: GM Silver's House of Blades DiscussionDlatha Shaertree (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/campaigns/HouseOfBlades/discussion&page=2#592014-06-10T04:34:41Z2014-06-10T04:34:41Z<p>It did. After their first three books in 4th edition Realms (Player Guide, Campaign Guide, Adventure), they quit the series. That means nobody liked. After that, all they sold (after a good while) was very third-ish stuff set in the Sword Coast, toning down everything about the Spellplague and points of light.</p>
<p>So, are we go?</p>It did. After their first three books in 4th edition Realms (Player Guide, Campaign Guide, Adventure), they quit the series. That means nobody liked. After that, all they sold (after a good while) was very third-ish stuff set in the Sword Coast, toning down everything about the Spellplague and points of light.
So, are we go?Dlatha Shaertree (alias of Sissyl)2014-06-10T04:34:41ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post Discussion: GM Silver's House of Blades DiscussionDlatha Shaertree (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/campaigns/HouseOfBlades/discussion&page=2#532014-06-09T20:03:15Z2014-06-09T20:03:15Z<p>Indeed.</p>Indeed.Dlatha Shaertree (alias of Sissyl)2014-06-09T20:03:15ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post Discussion: GM Silver's House of Blades DiscussionDlatha Shaertree (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/campaigns/HouseOfBlades/discussion&page=2#512014-06-09T19:50:52Z2014-06-09T19:50:52Z<p>Where it differs is: You can't get above/below the original range for the roll, which I suppose is a good thing, but the mechanism is worth more or less depending on your chance of success. Disadvantage when you need 20 to succeed means you go from 1/20 to 1/400, while the difference isn't very large if you need a 9+. It's wonky.</p>Where it differs is: You can't get above/below the original range for the roll, which I suppose is a good thing, but the mechanism is worth more or less depending on your chance of success. Disadvantage when you need 20 to succeed means you go from 1/20 to 1/400, while the difference isn't very large if you need a 9+. It's wonky.Dlatha Shaertree (alias of Sissyl)2014-06-09T19:50:52ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post Discussion: GM Silver's House of Blades DiscussionDlatha Shaertree (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/campaigns/HouseOfBlades/discussion#492014-06-09T19:25:23Z2014-06-09T19:25:23Z<p>Should we think Assassin's Creed - revolution - murder - stealth? =)</p>Should we think Assassin's Creed - revolution - murder - stealth? =)Dlatha Shaertree (alias of Sissyl)2014-06-09T19:25:23ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post Discussion: GM Silver's House of Blades DiscussionDlatha Shaertree (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/campaigns/HouseOfBlades/discussion#482014-06-09T19:03:39Z2014-06-09T19:03:39Z<p>Instead of getting a +2 bonus or -2 penalty, you get to roll two d20s and take the better/worse result. Which is a seriously wonky method, statistics-wise.</p>Instead of getting a +2 bonus or -2 penalty, you get to roll two d20s and take the better/worse result. Which is a seriously wonky method, statistics-wise.Dlatha Shaertree (alias of Sissyl)2014-06-09T19:03:39ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post Discussion: GM Silver's House of Blades DiscussionDlatha Shaertree (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/campaigns/HouseOfBlades/discussion#402014-06-09T15:33:54Z2014-06-09T15:33:54Z<p>It was a good fix to the "We've adventured for three weeks now, just hit 20..."</p>It was a good fix to the "We've adventured for three weeks now, just hit 20..."Dlatha Shaertree (alias of Sissyl)2014-06-09T15:33:54ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post Discussion: GM Silver's House of Blades DiscussionDlatha Shaertree (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/campaigns/HouseOfBlades/discussion#382014-06-09T14:17:18Z2014-06-09T14:17:18Z<p>Of course you can. It just pays to be aware that 13.3 encounters per level is an invention of 3rd edition. It really is years and years.</p>Of course you can. It just pays to be aware that 13.3 encounters per level is an invention of 3rd edition. It really is years and years.Dlatha Shaertree (alias of Sissyl)2014-06-09T14:17:18ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post Discussion: GM Silver's House of Blades DiscussionDlatha Shaertree (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/campaigns/HouseOfBlades/discussion#342014-06-09T07:19:22Z2014-06-09T07:19:22Z<p>Let's all aim at becoming level 2 before aiming at 20. ;)</p>Let's all aim at becoming level 2 before aiming at 20. ;)Dlatha Shaertree (alias of Sissyl)2014-06-09T07:19:22ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post Discussion: GM Silver's House of Blades DiscussionDlatha Shaertree (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/campaigns/HouseOfBlades/discussion#252014-06-08T20:40:38Z2014-06-08T20:40:38Z<p>Sounds okay with me. Anyone has suggestions for me, please tell me. I AM new at this, and want input.</p>Sounds okay with me. Anyone has suggestions for me, please tell me. I AM new at this, and want input.Dlatha Shaertree (alias of Sissyl)2014-06-08T20:40:38ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post Discussion: GM Silver's House of Blades DiscussionDlatha Shaertree (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/campaigns/HouseOfBlades/discussion#232014-06-08T20:17:26Z2014-06-08T20:17:26Z<p>I understand there will be an expectation of daily posting, but when? I am at GMT +1 here. If you want to talk more to someone, is that for the discussion thread? Ummm... is there anything else I should know?</p>I understand there will be an expectation of daily posting, but when? I am at GMT +1 here. If you want to talk more to someone, is that for the discussion thread? Ummm... is there anything else I should know?Dlatha Shaertree (alias of Sissyl)2014-06-08T20:17:26ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post Discussion: GM Silver's House of Blades DiscussionDlatha Shaertree (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/campaigns/HouseOfBlades/discussion#212014-06-08T07:48:07Z2014-06-08T07:48:07Z<p>I always wear my holy symbol, a rose quartz disk, clearly visible on my chest. A painted sunburst on my shield would be another clue.</p>
<p>"Oh, certainly it is."</p>
<p>Another thing is that on such a dangerous stretch of road, a caravan would not have exactly a surplus of travelers. Those of us ready to risk the trip would be pretty much alone with the people hired by the caravan.</p>I always wear my holy symbol, a rose quartz disk, clearly visible on my chest. A painted sunburst on my shield would be another clue.
"Oh, certainly it is."
Another thing is that on such a dangerous stretch of road, a caravan would not have exactly a surplus of travelers. Those of us ready to risk the trip would be pretty much alone with the people hired by the caravan.Dlatha Shaertree (alias of Sissyl)2014-06-08T07:48:07ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post Discussion: GM Silver's House of Blades DiscussionDlatha Shaertree (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/campaigns/HouseOfBlades/discussion#112014-06-07T06:02:13Z2014-06-07T06:02:13Z<p>Okay, updated. I am quite happy to make points of contact in my background for anyone. I just arrived to Mulmaster on a caravan, perhaps it's the one Lucien is on? If so, it would give me a good way to learn more about the city.</p>Okay, updated. I am quite happy to make points of contact in my background for anyone. I just arrived to Mulmaster on a caravan, perhaps it's the one Lucien is on? If so, it would give me a good way to learn more about the city.Dlatha Shaertree (alias of Sissyl)2014-06-07T06:02:13ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post Discussion: GM Silver's House of Blades DiscussionDlatha Shaertree (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/campaigns/HouseOfBlades/discussion#92014-06-07T04:57:44Z2014-06-07T04:57:44Z<p>Okay. Irony it is. Will add the background. Also, I am quite open to meeting others, as I will do what I can to move around the city to get a handle on it.</p>Okay. Irony it is. Will add the background. Also, I am quite open to meeting others, as I will do what I can to move around the city to get a handle on it.Dlatha Shaertree (alias of Sissyl)2014-06-07T04:57:44ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post Discussion: GM Silver's House of Blades DiscussionDlatha Shaertree (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/campaigns/HouseOfBlades/discussion#42014-06-07T03:34:06Z2014-06-07T03:34:06Z<p>Oooooooh so excited! First question: Should I put my background in the profile, as you say, despite that it is not generally known?</p>Oooooooh so excited! First question: Should I put my background in the profile, as you say, despite that it is not generally known?Dlatha Shaertree (alias of Sissyl)2014-06-07T03:34:06ZRe: Forums: Recruitment: GM Silver's House of Blades (AD&D 2e, Forgotten Realms)Dlatha Shaertree (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/campaigns/HouseOfBlades/recruiting&page=2#542014-06-04T14:11:32Z2014-06-04T14:11:32Z<p>Dlatha's alias.</p>
<p>Oh, unless we are doing max hp at lvl 1: <span class="messageboard-dice"><b>hit points:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d8 ⇒ 5</span></p>
<p>Blonde is obviously not Paizo's favourite female hair colour. Just saying.</p>Dlatha's alias.
Oh, unless we are doing max hp at lvl 1: [dice=hit points]1d8[/dice]
Blonde is obviously not Paizo's favourite female hair colour. Just saying.Dlatha Shaertree (alias of Sissyl)2014-06-04T14:11:32ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Instant turnoffs.Madame Sissyl (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qzmc?Instant-turnoffs#42014-05-06T15:13:43Z2014-05-06T15:13:43Z<p>Gobbos. That is why it's so difficult, gobbo. With your 10% remaining attractiveness, your effort is impressive, but...</p>Gobbos. That is why it's so difficult, gobbo. With your 10% remaining attractiveness, your effort is impressive, but...Madame Sissyl (alias of Sissyl)2014-05-06T15:13:43ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: A Random(Cliche) AdventureDarling Prettymonk (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qvkf&page=3?A-Random-Adventure#1252014-04-17T07:58:22Z2014-04-17T07:58:22Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Nathaniel Artegal Boote wrote:</div><blockquote> <b>"MNNNNNG!"</b> </blockquote><p>"MMMMMMg."Nathaniel Artegal Boote wrote:"MNNNNNG!"
"MMMMMMg."Darling Prettymonk (alias of Sissyl)2014-04-17T07:58:22ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: A Random(Cliche) AdventureDarling Prettymonk (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qvkf&page=3?A-Random-Adventure#1192014-04-16T18:05:59Z2014-04-16T18:05:59Z<p>I smirk. The cultists obviously lured us away while they burned the town. That makes it...</p>
<p>(badass pause)</p>
<p>... Payback time.</p>I smirk. The cultists obviously lured us away while they burned the town. That makes it...
(badass pause)
... Payback time.Darling Prettymonk (alias of Sissyl)2014-04-16T18:05:59ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: A Random(Cliche) AdventureDarling Prettymonk (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qvkf&page=3?A-Random-Adventure#1082014-04-12T20:15:10Z2014-04-12T20:15:10Z<p>I nod at the talky man.</p>I nod at the talky man.Darling Prettymonk (alias of Sissyl)2014-04-12T20:15:10ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: A Random(Cliche) AdventureDarling Prettymonk (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qvkf&page=3?A-Random-Adventure#1062014-04-12T05:42:02Z2014-04-12T05:42:02Z<p>I shake my head. Evil cultist scum could be anywhere.</p>
<p>"Mmmmmg."</p>I shake my head. Evil cultist scum could be anywhere.
"Mmmmmg."Darling Prettymonk (alias of Sissyl)2014-04-12T05:42:02ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: A Random(Cliche) AdventureDarling Prettymonk (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qvkf&page=2?A-Random-Adventure#772014-04-11T12:21:56Z2014-04-11T12:21:56Z<p>I take in the little iron statue (possible garden gnome cultist?) and the man who is very prominently wearing a robe. After some scrutiny through narrowed eyes, I bow to him.
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"Mmmmmmmg. Mmmmmg mg."</p>I take in the little iron statue (possible garden gnome cultist?) and the man who is very prominently wearing a robe. After some scrutiny through narrowed eyes, I bow to him.
"Mmmmmmmg. Mmmmmg mg."Darling Prettymonk (alias of Sissyl)2014-04-11T12:21:56ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: A Random(Cliche) AdventureDarling Prettymonk (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qvkf&page=2?A-Random-Adventure#732014-04-11T04:11:27Z2014-04-11T04:11:27Z<p>I bow to the others. Here goes again. Not talking tends to make introductions awkward.</p>
<p>"Mmmmmmmmmg."</p>I bow to the others. Here goes again. Not talking tends to make introductions awkward.
"Mmmmmmmmmg."Darling Prettymonk (alias of Sissyl)2014-04-11T04:11:27ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: A Random(Cliche) AdventureDarling Prettymonk (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qvkf&page=2?A-Random-Adventure#662014-04-10T20:30:23Z2014-04-10T20:30:23Z<p>"Mmmmg."</p>"Mmmmg."Darling Prettymonk (alias of Sissyl)2014-04-10T20:30:23ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: A Random(Cliche) AdventureDarling Prettymonk (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qvkf&page=2?A-Random-Adventure#642014-04-10T20:23:42Z2014-04-10T20:23:42Z<p>Yeah... "common" folk. Evil cultist scum, the lot of them.</p>
<p>I crack my knuckles.</p>Yeah... "common" folk. Evil cultist scum, the lot of them.
I crack my knuckles.Darling Prettymonk (alias of Sissyl)2014-04-10T20:23:42ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: A Random(Cliche) AdventureDarling Prettymonk (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qvkf&page=2?A-Random-Adventure#612014-04-10T20:14:32Z2014-04-10T20:14:32Z<p>I start scanning the horizon for suspected cultists. Including, but not limited to: People in black cloaks, people with green cloaks, people in other-coloured cloaks, people without cloaks, people in groups, people with mustaches, people with large t!%•, people with needles, people with pointy ears. Oh, and that barwench still has it coming. She's bad news. Probably a BBEG of some kind.</p>I start scanning the horizon for suspected cultists. Including, but not limited to: People in black cloaks, people with green cloaks, people in other-coloured cloaks, people without cloaks, people in groups, people with mustaches, people with large t#!$, people with needles, people with pointy ears. Oh, and that barwench still has it coming. She's bad news. Probably a BBEG of some kind.Darling Prettymonk (alias of Sissyl)2014-04-10T20:14:32ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: A Random(Cliche) AdventureDarling Prettymonk (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qvkf&page=2?A-Random-Adventure#562014-04-10T19:52:48Z2014-04-10T19:52:48Z<p>(ouch)</p>(ouch)Darling Prettymonk (alias of Sissyl)2014-04-10T19:52:48ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: A Random(Cliche) AdventureDarling Prettymonk (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qvkf&page=2?A-Random-Adventure#522014-04-10T19:45:03Z2014-04-10T19:45:03Z<p>I follow when people start leaving... apparently, there won't be an old man in a cloak with a map in this adventure.</p>I follow when people start leaving... apparently, there won't be an old man in a cloak with a map in this adventure.Darling Prettymonk (alias of Sissyl)2014-04-10T19:45:03ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: A Random(Cliche) AdventureDarling Prettymonk (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qvkf?A-Random-Adventure#422014-04-10T19:17:34Z2014-04-10T19:17:34Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Nathaniel Artegal Boote wrote:</div><blockquote> <b>ohhhhh</b> •shudder• <b>that gives me goose bumps. Say, tall dark and handsome lady, would you like to go and, ahem, reconnoiter a bit, with me?</b> </blockquote><p>"Mmmmmmg."Nathaniel Artegal Boote wrote:ohhhhh *shudder* that gives me goose bumps. Say, tall dark and handsome lady, would you like to go and, ahem, reconnoiter a bit, with me?
"Mmmmmmg."Darling Prettymonk (alias of Sissyl)2014-04-10T19:17:34ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: A Random(Cliche) AdventureDarling Prettymonk (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qvkf?A-Random-Adventure#412014-04-10T19:16:24Z2014-04-10T19:16:24Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">.... wrote:</div><blockquote><p> •• spoiler omitted ••</p>
<p>A man with a bow—known around town as "Fifteen"—walks in and starts drinking Prettymonk's ale. </blockquote><p>Prettymonk isn't too good at actually DRINKING ale... but you'd be amazed what she's learned to snort..... wrote:** spoiler omitted **
A man with a bow—known around town as "Fifteen"—walks in and starts drinking Prettymonk's ale.
Prettymonk isn't too good at actually DRINKING ale... but you'd be amazed what she's learned to snort.Darling Prettymonk (alias of Sissyl)2014-04-10T19:16:24ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: A Random(Cliche) AdventureDarling Prettymonk (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qvkf?A-Random-Adventure#352014-04-10T18:45:28Z2014-04-10T18:45:28Z<p>"Mmmmmmg?"</p>"Mmmmmmg?"Darling Prettymonk (alias of Sissyl)2014-04-10T18:45:28ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: A Random(Cliche) AdventureDarling Prettymonk (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qvkf?A-Random-Adventure#312014-04-10T18:26:26Z2014-04-10T18:26:26Z<p>I flex my muscles and nod.</p>
<p>"Mmmmmmmmg."</p>I flex my muscles and nod.
"Mmmmmmmmg."Darling Prettymonk (alias of Sissyl)2014-04-10T18:26:26ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: A Random(Cliche) AdventureDarling Prettymonk (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qvkf?A-Random-Adventure#162014-04-10T05:05:50Z2014-04-10T05:05:50Z<p>I make a collected salute, bowing to the newcomers.</p>
<p>"Mmmmmmmmg. Mg mmmmmmg."</p>I make a collected salute, bowing to the newcomers.
"Mmmmmmmmg. Mg mmmmmmg."Darling Prettymonk (alias of Sissyl)2014-04-10T05:05:50ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: A Random(Cliche) AdventureDarling Prettymonk (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qvkf?A-Random-Adventure#22014-04-09T18:06:01Z2014-04-09T18:06:01Z<p>I make a running jumping spinning axe kick of incomprehensible pain purgatory against the barwench.</p>
<p>"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMG!!!"</p>I make a running jumping spinning axe kick of incomprehensible pain purgatory against the barwench.
"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMG!!!"Darling Prettymonk (alias of Sissyl)2014-04-09T18:06:01ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsDarling Prettymonk (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=232?Last-one-to-post-wins#115812014-03-11T12:21:13Z2014-03-11T12:21:13Z<p>"MMMMMMMMMG!"</p>"MMMMMMMMMG!"Darling Prettymonk (alias of Sissyl)2014-03-11T12:21:13ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Finding [a New] Religion...Madame Sissyl (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qmvi&page=10?Finding-a-New-Religion#4622014-03-05T17:24:11Z2014-03-05T17:24:11Z<p>Nah. Not me. Sorry, gobbo.</p>Nah. Not me. Sorry, gobbo.Madame Sissyl (alias of Sissyl)2014-03-05T17:24:11ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Cis/Privilege definition and intent discussion thread.Madame Sissyl (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qlgs&page=5?The-CisPrivilege-definition-and-intent#2292014-01-31T16:12:03Z2014-01-31T16:12:03Z<p>Butbutbut... Isn't that ALWAYS the proper thing to do, gobbo?</p>Butbutbut... Isn't that ALWAYS the proper thing to do, gobbo?Madame Sissyl (alias of Sissyl)2014-01-31T16:12:03ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Land of the EverboorDarling Prettymonk (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q52o&page=14?Land-of-the-Everboor#6712014-01-20T20:52:15Z2014-01-20T20:52:15Z<p>"Mmmmmmg."</p>"Mmmmmmg."Darling Prettymonk (alias of Sissyl)2014-01-20T20:52:15ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Land of the EverboorDarling Prettymonk (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q52o&page=13?Land-of-the-Everboor#6342014-01-12T10:52:50Z2014-01-12T10:52:50Z<p>Well, as before, snorting does get a bit messy.</p>Well, as before, snorting does get a bit messy.Darling Prettymonk (alias of Sissyl)2014-01-12T10:52:50ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Land of the EverboorDarling Prettymonk (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q52o&page=13?Land-of-the-Everboor#6322014-01-11T10:42:05Z2014-01-11T10:42:05Z<p>I join them too. "Mmmmmmg!"</p>I join them too. "Mmmmmmg!"Darling Prettymonk (alias of Sissyl)2014-01-11T10:42:05ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Land of the EverboorDarling Prettymonk (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q52o&page=13?Land-of-the-Everboor#6262014-01-10T11:14:13Z2014-01-10T11:14:13Z<p>I explain to them.</p>I explain to them.Darling Prettymonk (alias of Sissyl)2014-01-10T11:14:13ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Land of the EverboorDarling Prettymonk (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q52o&page=13?Land-of-the-Everboor#6132014-01-05T21:25:51Z2014-01-05T21:25:51Z<p>"Mmmmmg!"</p>
<p>Looks at SnowJade.</p>"Mmmmmg!"
Looks at SnowJade.Darling Prettymonk (alias of Sissyl)2014-01-05T21:25:51ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Land of the EverboorDarling Prettymonk (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q52o&page=13?Land-of-the-Everboor#6032014-01-02T20:15:54Z2014-01-02T20:15:54Z<p>I look a gaze promising a dark end to the remaining cultist.</p>
<p>"Mmmmmg."</p>
<p>I look quickly to RC's freaky ears, then back to the remaining cultist.</p>
<p>"Mmmmmm?"</p>I look a gaze promising a dark end to the remaining cultist.
"Mmmmmg."
I look quickly to RC's freaky ears, then back to the remaining cultist.
"Mmmmmm?"Darling Prettymonk (alias of Sissyl)2014-01-02T20:15:54ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Land of the EverboorDarling Prettymonk (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q52o&page=12?Land-of-the-Everboor#5982014-01-02T19:16:02Z2014-01-02T19:16:02Z<p>I make a Sevenfold Kick of Thunder Judgement at the first four I reach.
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<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Attack 1:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 8 ⇒ (4) + 8 = 12</span><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Damage 1:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d8 + 8 ⇒ (1) + 8 = 9</span>
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<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Attack 2:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 8 ⇒ (19) + 8 = 27</span><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Damage 2:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d8 + 8 ⇒ (1) + 8 = 9</span>
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<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Attack 3:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 8 ⇒ (15) + 8 = 23</span><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Damage 3:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d8 + 8 ⇒ (2) + 8 = 10</span>
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<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Attack 4:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 8 ⇒ (17) + 8 = 25</span><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Damage 4:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d8 + 8 ⇒ (2) + 8 = 10</span></p>
<p>(sorry about my absence from this thread)</p>I make a Sevenfold Kick of Thunder Judgement at the first four I reach.
[dice=Attack 1]1d20+8[/dice][dice=Damage 1]1d8+8[/dice]
[dice=Attack 2]1d20+8[/dice][dice=Damage 2]1d8+8[/dice]
[dice=Attack 3]1d20+8[/dice][dice=Damage 3]1d8+8[/dice]
[dice=Attack 4]1d20+8[/dice][dice=Damage 4]1d8+8[/dice]
(sorry about my absence from this thread)Darling Prettymonk (alias of Sissyl)2014-01-02T19:16:02ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Land of the EverboorDarling Prettymonk (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q52o&page=12?Land-of-the-Everboor#5842013-12-17T18:28:40Z2013-12-17T18:28:40Z<p>"Mmmmmg."</p>
<p>I flex my rock-hard fists and strike an awesome pose for the benefit of my companions.</p>
<p>I start running. It is time to apply senseless amounts of violence.</p>"Mmmmmg."
I flex my rock-hard fists and strike an awesome pose for the benefit of my companions.
I start running. It is time to apply senseless amounts of violence.Darling Prettymonk (alias of Sissyl)2013-12-17T18:28:40ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Land of the EverboorDarling Prettymonk (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q52o&page=12?Land-of-the-Everboor#5722013-12-13T09:11:55Z2013-12-13T09:11:55Z<p>I bow to the commoners and leave along with my companions.</p>I bow to the commoners and leave along with my companions.Darling Prettymonk (alias of Sissyl)2013-12-13T09:11:55ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Land of the EverboorDarling Prettymonk (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q52o&page=12?Land-of-the-Everboor#5642013-12-11T20:41:06Z2013-12-11T20:41:06Z<p>Warg Cultists... Damn! I hate it when that happens! This reminds me of the battle I had against warg cultists in Dunceville... phew... That was a terrible story.</p>
<p>"Mmmmmg. Mmmmmmg mg mg mmmmMg MmmmmmMMg."</p>Warg Cultists... Damn! I hate it when that happens! This reminds me of the battle I had against warg cultists in Dunceville... phew... That was a terrible story.
"Mmmmmg. Mmmmmmg mg mg mmmmMg MmmmmmMMg."Darling Prettymonk (alias of Sissyl)2013-12-11T20:41:06ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Land of the EverboorDarling Prettymonk (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q52o&page=12?Land-of-the-Everboor#5612013-12-11T19:05:00Z2013-12-11T19:05:00Z<p>I got this.</p>
<p>I go over to the peasants, and strike an awesome pose.</p>
<p>"Mmmmmmmg."</p>I got this.
I go over to the peasants, and strike an awesome pose.
"Mmmmmmmg."Darling Prettymonk (alias of Sissyl)2013-12-11T19:05:00ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Land of the EverboorDarling Prettymonk (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q52o&page=12?Land-of-the-Everboor#5552013-12-04T07:39:17Z2013-12-04T07:39:17Z<p>•goes thataway•</p>*goes thataway*Darling Prettymonk (alias of Sissyl)2013-12-04T07:39:17ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Land of the EverboorDarling Prettymonk (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q52o&page=11?Land-of-the-Everboor#5462013-12-02T09:01:32Z2013-12-02T09:01:32Z<p>Hmmm... odd, she doesn't seem to think I can hear. Odd.</p>
<p>"Mmmmmg."</p>
<p>I nod.</p>Hmmm... odd, she doesn't seem to think I can hear. Odd.
"Mmmmmg."
I nod.Darling Prettymonk (alias of Sissyl)2013-12-02T09:01:32ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Land of the EverboorDarling Prettymonk (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q52o&page=11?Land-of-the-Everboor#5322013-11-22T09:24:44Z2013-11-22T09:24:44Z<p>Okay... BG is a subalignment of LG, that emphasizes the importance of beating the s@!% out of evil.</p>Okay... BG is a subalignment of LG, that emphasizes the importance of beating the s%@$ out of evil.Darling Prettymonk (alias of Sissyl)2013-11-22T09:24:44ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Land of the EverboorDarling Prettymonk (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q52o&page=11?Land-of-the-Everboor#5292013-11-21T23:01:23Z2013-11-21T23:01:23Z<p>Brutal Good</p>Brutal GoodDarling Prettymonk (alias of Sissyl)2013-11-21T23:01:23ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Land of the EverboorDarling Prettymonk (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q52o&page=11?Land-of-the-Everboor#5242013-11-21T08:11:35Z2013-11-21T08:11:35Z<p>•does a mighty series of forward flips toward the nearest cultist, and plants a nonlethal kick straight between his shoulder blades•</p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Thump!:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 7 ⇒ (8) + 7 = 15</span>
<br />
<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Nonlethal ouch!:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d10 + 4 ⇒ (8) + 4 = 12</span></p>*does a mighty series of forward flips toward the nearest cultist, and plants a nonlethal kick straight between his shoulder blades*
[dice=Thump!]1d20+7[/dice]
[dice=Nonlethal ouch!]1d10+4[/dice]Darling Prettymonk (alias of Sissyl)2013-11-21T08:11:35ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Land of the EverboorDarling Prettymonk (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q52o&page=11?Land-of-the-Everboor#5142013-11-19T08:07:28Z2013-11-19T08:07:28Z<p>I make a flurry of trips!</p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Sweep 1:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 7 ⇒ (18) + 7 = 25</span>
<br />
<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>CMB 1:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 11 ⇒ (13) + 11 = 24</span>
<br />
<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Sweep 2:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 7 ⇒ (11) + 7 = 18</span>
<br />
<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>CMB 2:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 11 ⇒ (20) + 11 = 31</span>
<br />
<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Sweep 3:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 7 ⇒ (7) + 7 = 14</span>
<br />
<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>CMB 3:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 11 ⇒ (10) + 11 = 21</span>
<br />
<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Sweep 4:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 7 ⇒ (3) + 7 = 10</span>
<br />
<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>CMB 4:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 11 ⇒ (10) + 11 = 21</span></p>
<p>They wanna mess up Genericville, they have to go through me first!
<br />
"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMG!"</p>I make a flurry of trips!
[dice=Sweep 1]1d20+7[/dice]
[dice=CMB 1]1d20+11[/dice]
[dice=Sweep 2]1d20+7[/dice]
[dice=CMB 2]1d20+11[/dice]
[dice=Sweep 3]1d20+7[/dice]
[dice=CMB 3]1d20+11[/dice]
[dice=Sweep 4]1d20+7[/dice]
[dice=CMB 4]1d20+11[/dice]
They wanna mess up Genericville, they have to go through me first!
"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMG!"Darling Prettymonk (alias of Sissyl)2013-11-19T08:07:28ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Land of the EverboorDarling Prettymonk (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q52o&page=10?Land-of-the-Everboor#4952013-11-16T16:29:51Z2013-11-16T16:29:51Z<p>•haven't gotten too much beer inside nose yet•</p>
<p>"Mmmmmmmg?"</p>
<p>•puts the beer down, wipes her face with her sleeve, and charges off toward the fray•</p>*haven't gotten too much beer inside nose yet*
"Mmmmmmmg?"
*puts the beer down, wipes her face with her sleeve, and charges off toward the fray*Darling Prettymonk (alias of Sissyl)2013-11-16T16:29:51ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Land of the EverboorDarling Prettymonk (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q52o&page=10?Land-of-the-Everboor#4832013-11-15T08:28:42Z2013-11-15T08:28:42Z<p>I grab a beer too. I crack it open, and proceed to pour it into my nose in a process vaguely reminiscent of snorting. It isn't pretty.</p>I grab a beer too. I crack it open, and proceed to pour it into my nose in a process vaguely reminiscent of snorting. It isn't pretty.Darling Prettymonk (alias of Sissyl)2013-11-15T08:28:42ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Things I just Don't get...Madame Sissyl (alias of Sissyl)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qbjc&page=6?Things-I-just-Dont-get#2932013-11-11T14:31:29Z2013-11-11T14:31:29Z<p>Obviously you just don't understand things are the necessary level to see why core only is the only REAL way to play the game, Icyshadow. =)</p>Obviously you just don't understand things are the necessary level to see why core only is the only REAL way to play the game, Icyshadow. =)Madame Sissyl (alias of Sissyl)2013-11-11T14:31:29Z