paizo.com Recent Posts by Shakespearean Drizz'tpaizo.com Recent Posts by Shakespearean Drizz't2016-02-08T20:20:08Z2016-02-08T20:20:08ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: DungeonmasterCal's House of RespiteShakespearean Drizz't (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs42eu1&page=43?DungeonmasterCals-House-of-Respite#21092019-05-27T13:45:24Z2019-05-27T13:45:24Z<p>Forsooth! For I threweth flour into Biggrin's vilest faceth!</p>
<p>Verily.</p>Forsooth! For I threweth flour into Biggrin's vilest faceth!
Verily.Shakespearean Drizz't (alias of captain yesterday)2019-05-27T13:45:24ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLShakespearean Drizz't (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3944?Deep-6-FaWtL#1971902018-06-28T02:55:06Z2018-06-27T17:16:45Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Moorluck wrote:</div><blockquote> I'd be pissed if I woke up as a surface elf. </blockquote><p>Verily! F#$%eth those a~!$&!%s! To hell!! To hell I say!!!
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Exits stage left.</span></p>Moorluck wrote:I'd be pissed if I woke up as a surface elf.
Verily! F#&ð those a!+##!~s! To hell!! To hell I say!!! Exits stage left.Shakespearean Drizz't (alias of captain yesterday)2018-06-27T17:16:45ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLShakespearean Drizz't (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3327?Deep-6-FaWtL#1663492017-08-17T21:35:49Z2017-08-17T21:16:33Z<p>We all dream of the night below!</p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Looks wistfully towards stage left, exits dramatically stage right.</span></p>We all dream of the night below!
Looks wistfully towards stage left, exits dramatically stage right.Shakespearean Drizz't (alias of captain yesterday)2017-08-17T21:16:33ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLShakespearean Drizz't (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3125?Deep-6-FaWtL#1562232017-04-18T02:37:44Z2017-04-18T02:36:10Z<p>Oh where! Where fore ist thou Lego game!</p>
<p>Have I not entertaineth!</p>Oh where! Where fore ist thou Lego game!
Have I not entertaineth!Shakespearean Drizz't (alias of captain yesterday)2017-04-18T02:36:10ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: Being Unique - My Dislike of the Term Special SnowflakeShakespearean Drizz't (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u2zg&page=4?Being-Unique-My-Dislike-of-the-Term-Special#1872017-02-07T15:25:39Z2017-02-07T15:25:39Z<p><span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 ⇒ 15</span></p>
<p>F•~~eth!</p>[Dice=]1d20[/dice]
F$!@eth!Shakespearean Drizz't (alias of captain yesterday)2017-02-07T15:25:39ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: I've always wanted one of my threads to be necromancied.Shakespearean Drizz't (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tv8h&page=7?Ive-always-wanted-one-of-my-threads-to-be#3142017-02-02T21:22:17Z2017-02-02T12:51:49Z<p>Oh why! Why for art thou sullying thy name!</p>
<p>Verily.</p>Oh why! Why for art thou sullying thy name!
Verily.Shakespearean Drizz't (alias of captain yesterday)2017-02-02T12:51:49ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: A race to 400 aliases!!Shakespearean Drizz't (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u2rz?A-race-to-400-aliases#172016-12-18T13:47:22Z2016-12-18T13:47:22Z<p>Forsooth! Where has Cattie-Brie goneth with my knickers! That b&%~$eth best not seeketh consort with that steroid popping a!%+++@, Wulfgar!</p>
<p>Verily.</p>Forsooth! Where has Cattie-Brie goneth with my knickers! That b~+$%eth best not seeketh consort with that steroid popping a@*@+@#, Wulfgar!
Verily.Shakespearean Drizz't (alias of captain yesterday)2016-12-18T13:47:22ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLShakespearean Drizz't (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3009?Deep-6-FaWtL#1504242016-12-09T01:47:06Z2016-12-09T01:41:54Z<p>Ever! Oh ever other battle!</p>
<p>Why! Why musteth be with Artemis Entreri!</p>
<p>Verily.</p>Ever! Oh ever other battle!
Why! Why musteth be with Artemis Entreri!
Verily.Shakespearean Drizz't (alias of captain yesterday)2016-12-09T01:41:54ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Are Undead Always Evil?Shakespearean Drizz't (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tz96&page=3?Are-Undead-Always-Evil#1102016-10-29T16:10:41Z2016-10-29T16:10:41Z<p>Oh why! Wherefore ist thy speaketh thine name! Woe! Woe onto thee that speaketh of thee, for whence it was about calling the dead to do thy bidding.</p>
<p>Verily.</p>Oh why! Wherefore ist thy speaketh thine name! Woe! Woe onto thee that speaketh of thee, for whence it was about calling the dead to do thy bidding.
Verily.Shakespearean Drizz't (alias of captain yesterday)2016-10-29T16:10:41ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder Adventure Path: General Discussion: (Humor) Summarize an Adventure Path... badly. (Possible spoilers)Shakespearean Drizz't (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tprb#222016-10-14T23:54:51Z2016-06-09T04:51:07Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Tangent101 wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Yes, don't use Caps on Cap. =^-^=</p>
<p>—————</p>
<p>Strange Aeons: Lovecraft Lite.</p>
<p>Second Darkness: Take that, Drizzt! </blockquote><p>But, was The Ghost King not enougheth of a screw jobeth!Tangent101 wrote:Yes, don't use Caps on Cap. =^-^=
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Strange Aeons: Lovecraft Lite.
Second Darkness: Take that, Drizzt!
But, was The Ghost King not enougheth of a screw jobeth!Shakespearean Drizz't (alias of captain yesterday)2016-06-09T04:51:07ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Ask *Rysky* anything, anything at all!Shakespearean Drizz't (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2s9dl&page=40?-Ask-Rysky-anything-anything-at-all#19512016-05-20T00:20:30Z2016-05-20T00:20:30Z<p>Where! Where fore ist thy wallet!</p>Where! Where fore ist thy wallet!Shakespearean Drizz't (alias of captain yesterday)2016-05-20T00:20:30ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder Adventure Path: General Discussion: AP after Strange Aeons?Shakespearean Drizz't (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tmby&page=2?AP-after-Strange-Aeons#882016-05-02T19:19:48Z2016-05-02T19:19:48Z<p>I meant upon Golarion. i have no plans for PaizoCon.</p>
<p>Besides, its 2016, Drow get their revenge by sparkling in the moonlight. has <i>Twilight</i> taught you nothing!</p>
<p>My god man! not even Vampires are safe from the Teenage Apocalypse!</p>I meant upon Golarion. i have no plans for PaizoCon.
Besides, its 2016, Drow get their revenge by sparkling in the moonlight. has Twilight taught you nothing!
My god man! not even Vampires are safe from the Teenage Apocalypse!Shakespearean Drizz't (alias of captain yesterday)2016-05-02T19:19:48ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder Adventure Path: General Discussion: AP after Strange Aeons?Shakespearean Drizz't (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tmby&page=2?AP-after-Strange-Aeons#802016-05-17T17:55:08Z2016-05-02T18:33:41Z<p>Why! Why hast thou Crystal forsaken us! Fore our hour of needeth even! Forever more, doom ist predictedeth!</p>Why! Why hast thou Crystal forsaken us! Fore our hour of needeth even! Forever more, doom ist predictedeth!Shakespearean Drizz't (alias of captain yesterday)2016-05-02T18:33:41ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Threadlock RefugeesShakespearean Drizz't (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qxmi&page=8?Threadlock-Refugees#3542016-04-26T00:21:19Z2016-04-26T00:21:19Z<p>Adamantine will rise again, surely as the skillet doth cooketh eggs.</p>Adamantine will rise again, surely as the skillet doth cooketh eggs.Shakespearean Drizz't (alias of captain yesterday)2016-04-26T00:21:19ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: Can we have a determination on "No looking like a Drow?"Shakespearean Drizz't (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tinw&page=3?Can-we-have-a-determination-on-No-looking#1202016-03-11T17:29:35Z2016-03-11T14:17:31Z<p>But Drizz't needs attention, woe! woe onto those that seek to burden my earthly form in an unworthy vessel.</p>
<p>Verily.</p>But Drizz't needs attention, woe! woe onto those that seek to burden my earthly form in an unworthy vessel.
Verily.Shakespearean Drizz't (alias of captain yesterday)2016-03-11T14:17:31ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLShakespearean Drizz't (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=2762?Deep-6-FaWtL#1380882016-03-04T05:01:14Z2016-03-03T21:27:18Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Redbeard the Scruffy wrote:</div><blockquote> Forsooth, A Maiden With Lingerie! (For Freehold) </blockquote><p>Where for ist thou lingerie, my Cattie-Brie needeth, and chain mail is nary comfort when thy seeketh consort on thy cold tundra floor.
<p>Verily.</p>Redbeard the Scruffy wrote:Forsooth, A Maiden With Lingerie! (For Freehold)
Where for ist thou lingerie, my Cattie-Brie needeth, and chain mail is nary comfort when thy seeketh consort on thy cold tundra floor. Verily.Shakespearean Drizz't (alias of captain yesterday)2016-03-03T21:27:18ZRe: Forums: 4th Edition: Why doesn't Drizzt have ranger spells?Shakespearean Drizz't (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tad9&page=2?Why-doesnt-Drizzt-have-ranger-spells#852016-02-06T03:42:45Z2016-02-06T03:42:45Z<p>Oh, why!
<br />
Why musteth thy do thusly to I!
<br />
Woe!
<br />
Woe onto me an army of Orcish flesh to rend in twaine.</p>Oh, why!
Why musteth thy do thusly to I!
Woe!
Woe onto me an army of Orcish flesh to rend in twaine.Shakespearean Drizz't (alias of captain yesterday)2016-02-06T03:42:45ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLShakespearean Drizz't (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=2717?Deep-6-FaWtL#1358382016-02-02T03:25:57Z2016-02-01T21:17:35Z<p>Dist thou just talketh s+$% to thine little pussy cat!</p>Dist thou just talketh s!*+ to thine little pussy cat!Shakespearean Drizz't (alias of captain yesterday)2016-02-01T21:17:35ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLShakespearean Drizz't (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=2717?Deep-6-FaWtL#1358332016-02-02T03:25:45Z2016-02-01T20:59:50Z<p>Thoust haveth not seen thine butchering of Shakespeare good sir.</p>
<p>So sayeth I.</p>Thoust haveth not seen thine butchering of Shakespeare good sir.
So sayeth I.Shakespearean Drizz't (alias of captain yesterday)2016-02-01T20:59:50ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLShakespearean Drizz't (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=2705?Deep-6-FaWtL#1352332016-01-22T03:37:27Z2016-01-21T23:30:25Z<p>Oh, where! Where for art thou Cattie-Brie, I seeketh consort, and a dwarf is nary comfort on yonder coldeth tundra. Verily, I say!</p>Oh, where! Where for art thou Cattie-Brie, I seeketh consort, and a dwarf is nary comfort on yonder coldeth tundra. Verily, I say!Shakespearean Drizz't (alias of captain yesterday)2016-01-21T23:30:25ZRe: Forums: Video Games: Rampaging through Fallout New Vegas with Captain YesterdayShakespearean Drizz't (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2t5bb&page=3?Rampaging-through-Fallout-New-Vegas-with#1132015-12-02T14:00:04Z2015-12-02T00:08:58Z<p>Deathclaws, Oh, Deathclaws
<br />
how do I hate thee?
<br />
Let us count the ways
<br />
Oh, wait, I can't
<br />
For thou hast rippeth my arms off.</p>Deathclaws, Oh, Deathclaws
how do I hate thee?
Let us count the ways
Oh, wait, I can't
For thou hast rippeth my arms off.Shakespearean Drizz't (alias of captain yesterday)2015-12-02T00:08:58Z