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I've got a 6 hour layover from approximately 11am - 5pm at LAX on the 26th of May and realized that PAIZOCON might have some travelers in the same situation. So I thought I'd just put this out there to see if there were any other others that might be interested in some layover PFS at LAX.

Ok, we've heard about the most intersting man in the world so what about the most annoying gamer in the world? Yes, I know. There are already a bunch of annoying player/gm threads out there for venting. Try to keep all your annoying gamer venting in the form of the most interesting man in the world Dos Equis commercials.

When he rolls a handful of dice...the GM asks, "what is your action?"

When his character has to prepare spells, he's always prepared... the right one.

So I was trying to think of a name for a half-orc smasher barbarian i've been over thinking about today. I googled "name for a smasher" and this is what I ran into. Anyone else run into any hilarious results while trying to come up with names?

SMASHER
• The name of Smasher has made you serious-minded, responsible, and stable.
• You love the security of a home and family, you are fond of children, and, as a parent you would be fair and understanding.
• Although you have good business judgment, you are not aggressive in your dealings because you do not like to create issues.
• You would be successful in any position dealing with the public as you have a diplomatic and tactful manner and possess a charming, easy-going nature which puts people at ease.
• People are drawn to you because they feel that you are patient, kind, understanding, and responsive.
• You would be effective in a career or in volunteer work where you are handling people (funny because I was thinking of taking Body Bludgeon as a rage power)and serving in a humanitarian way.
• While you are honest and responsible, one weakness that is paramount in your life is your lack of self-confidence and initiative, which causes you to put things off and avoid facing issues.
• Generally speaking, you have few problems with your health; however, there is a weakness affecting the fluid functions of the body

I've played a couple years 2nd ed. AD&D and a little into 3rd ed. D&D about 12 years ago. Picked up the Pathfinder Core Rules about 4 months ago.

My dice hand is itching and the good people in the forum games are tiring of me. If anyone out there is experiencing extra pizza at night I could use some new marks.