paizo.com Recent Posts by Shady Contactpaizo.com Recent Posts by Shady Contact2014-05-22T20:35:17Z2014-05-22T20:35:17ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: (n + 1) Jokes for the OvereducatedShady Contact (alias of Tacticslion)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs42wta&page=3?-Jokes-for-the-Overeducated#1372021-05-05T13:21:19Z2021-05-04T22:30:02Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Haladir wrote:</div><blockquote><p> What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?</p>
<p>Cancellation of your research grant and a meeting with the ethics committee. </blockquote><p>Can you believe they're trying this again? Me neither!
</p>
But yeah, you want in on this, I know a guy...</p>Haladir wrote:What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?
Cancellation of your research grant and a meeting with the ethics committee.
Can you believe they're trying this again? Me neither!
But yeah, you want in on this, I know a guy...Shady Contact (alias of Tacticslion)2021-05-04T22:30:02ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLShady Contact (alias of Tacticslion)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=5223?Deep-6-FaWtL#2611302021-03-14T04:26:54Z2021-03-14T04:26:54Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">captain yesterday wrote:</div><blockquote> This is why I don't want to <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbfu39l0kxg" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">be my own boss</a>. </blockquote><p>You said you wanna be your own boss? I know a guy.
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>BDG spookumz vid warning</span></p>captain yesterday wrote:This is why I don't want to be my own boss.
You said you wanna be your own boss? I know a guy. BDG spookumz vid warningShady Contact (alias of Tacticslion)2021-03-14T04:26:54ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: I've always wanted one of my threads to be necromancied.Shady Contact (alias of Tacticslion)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tv8h&page=21?Ive-always-wanted-one-of-my-threads-to-be#10342020-04-18T19:07:53Z2020-04-17T12:23:25Z<p>Then I’m like, “BOMP~! Here’s this thread!” I said, like, “<a href=" https://paizo.com/threads/rzs430ep?Indie-Bookstore-Recommendations " target="_blank" rel="nofollow">BOMP, here’s this thread</a>~!” I-</p>
<p>Oh. Uh, yeah. See, I know a guy.</p>Then I’m like, “BOMP~! Here’s this thread!” I said, like, “BOMP, here’s this thread~!” I-
Oh. Uh, yeah. See, I know a guy.Shady Contact (alias of Tacticslion)2020-04-17T12:23:25ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: (n + 1) Jokes for the OvereducatedShady Contact (alias of Tacticslion)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs42wta&page=2?-Jokes-for-the-Overeducated#622020-03-08T21:45:07Z2020-03-08T19:13:13Z<p>Yeah! I don't know <i>what</i> you were thinking, ya sicko!</p>
<p><span class=tiny><i>look, I'm tellin' ya, this is a golden opportunity to make the grab - yeah, it's just a buncha disgusted scientists, and they <b>removed the funding</b>, so it's not like there's gonna be a lotta security; mm; mhm; right; I see...</i></span></p>
<p>Mr. 7, I do happen to have an entirely unrelated proposition for you, however. See, I know a guy...</p>Yeah! I don't know what you were thinking, ya sicko!
look, I'm tellin' ya, this is a golden opportunity to make the grab - yeah, it's just a buncha disgusted scientists, and they removed the funding, so it's not like there's gonna be a lotta security; mm; mhm; right; I see...
Mr. 7, I do happen to have an entirely unrelated proposition for you, however. See, I know a guy...Shady Contact (alias of Tacticslion)2020-03-08T19:13:13ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLShady Contact (alias of Tacticslion)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=4682?Deep-6-FaWtL#2340802019-10-17T20:59:30Z2019-10-17T14:35:58Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Vanykrye wrote:</div><blockquote> 2 weeks. Got mine on Oct 2, per the text I sent Freehold on that day, taunting him. </blockquote><p>Oh! So <i>that's</i> what this black licorice is doing here!
<p><span class=tiny>•snickers• <i>heheh, I told him we already got one, heheh</i> •snickers•</span></p>Vanykrye wrote:2 weeks. Got mine on Oct 2, per the text I sent Freehold on that day, taunting him.
Oh! So that's what this black licorice is doing here! *snickers* heheh, I told him we already got one, heheh *snickers*Shady Contact (alias of Tacticslion)2019-10-17T14:35:58ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLShady Contact (alias of Tacticslion)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=4402?Deep-6-FaWtL#2200622019-03-05T12:17:07Z2019-03-05T12:17:07Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">gran rey de los mono wrote:</div><blockquote> Anyone need an ark welder? Because I Noah guy. </blockquote><p>Hey! That's my bit!gran rey de los mono wrote:Anyone need an ark welder? Because I Noah guy.
Hey! That's my bit!Shady Contact (alias of Tacticslion)2019-03-05T12:17:07ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLShady Contact (alias of Tacticslion)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=4394?Deep-6-FaWtL#2196882019-03-01T13:30:24Z2019-03-01T13:30:24Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">John Ghoti, Mob Boss wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Shady Contact wrote:</div><blockquote> You may got a fishy face (ya want help with that? I know a guy...) but relax, Bitter Cheeks. Y'aint the fishy fella I look ta hook... </blockquote>Hey! My name is easy to pronounce. It's all phonetic like. </blockquote><p>“Chawn Khoche” - sounds fishy... hey, you wanna muscle in on some prime bridge territory? I know a guy...John Ghoti, Mob Boss wrote:Shady Contact wrote: You may got a fishy face (ya want help with that? I know a guy...) but relax, Bitter Cheeks. Y'aint the fishy fella I look ta hook...
Hey! My name is easy to pronounce. It's all phonetic like. “Chawn Khoche” - sounds fishy... hey, you wanna muscle in on some prime bridge territory? I know a guy...Shady Contact (alias of Tacticslion)2019-03-01T13:30:24ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLShady Contact (alias of Tacticslion)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=4394?Deep-6-FaWtL#2196632019-03-01T03:01:17Z2019-03-01T02:59:47Z<p>You may got a fishy face (ya want help with that? I know a guy...) but relax, Bitter Cheeks. Y'aint the fishy fella I look ta hook...</p>You may got a fishy face (ya want help with that? I know a guy...) but relax, Bitter Cheeks. Y'aint the fishy fella I look ta hook...Shady Contact (alias of Tacticslion)2019-03-01T02:59:47ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLShady Contact (alias of Tacticslion)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=4394?Deep-6-FaWtL#2196612019-03-01T02:28:28Z2019-03-01T02:23:52Z<p>Hey, anybody seen a mob boss with an unpronounceable name? </p>
<p>I got a scam I wanna run (on him)...</p>
<p>I know a guy...</p>Hey, anybody seen a mob boss with an unpronounceable name?
I got a scam I wanna run (on him)...
I know a guy...Shady Contact (alias of Tacticslion)2019-03-01T02:23:52ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Something Weird That You Really LikeShady Contact (alias of Tacticslion)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs42efg&page=2?Something-Weird-That-You-Really-Like#922018-12-15T00:01:03Z2018-12-15T00:01:03Z<p>Sigh. This always happens. Time to slink outta town, I guess. Good thing I know a guy...</p>Sigh. This always happens. Time to slink outta town, I guess. Good thing I know a guy...Shady Contact (alias of Tacticslion)2018-12-15T00:01:03ZRe: Forums: Advice: What’s the longest you can make the spell “Vile Dog Transformation” last?Shady Contact (alias of Tacticslion)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uqyz?What-s-the-longest-you-can-make-the-spell#22017-11-28T02:42:05Z2017-11-28T02:42:05Z<p>>.></p>
<p>I see nothing wrong with this. </p>
<p>I know a guy.</p>>.>
I see nothing wrong with this.
I know a guy.Shady Contact (alias of Tacticslion)2017-11-28T02:42:05ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLShady Contact (alias of Tacticslion)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3497?Deep-6-FaWtL#1748092017-11-23T16:30:33Z2017-11-23T16:30:33Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">gran rey de los mono wrote:</div><blockquote> Is it raining a whole bunch, and you need a boat? I Noah guy. </blockquote><p>I feel like this may be invading my turf for some reason. Hm....gran rey de los mono wrote:Is it raining a whole bunch, and you need a boat? I Noah guy.
I feel like this may be invading my turf for some reason. Hm....Shady Contact (alias of Tacticslion)2017-11-23T16:30:33ZRe: Forums: Rules Questions: Creation of UndeadShady Contact (alias of Tacticslion)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2upe0?Creation-of-Undead#42017-11-03T13:04:13Z2017-11-03T13:04:13Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Demko Nylander wrote:</div><blockquote> Asking for...a friend. </blockquote><p>A guy with... friends.
<p>I can... get behind that.</p>
<p>I, too, know a guy.</p>
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Demko Nylander wrote:</div><blockquote><p> What are some instances of the lowest levels you can create undead at?</p>
<p>I know as a cleric with the Undead Lord archetype, you can create a corpse companion at first level, but if one wanted to raise a troop of zombies or skeletons to attack an isolated village, what level/circumstances would be necessary to put those plans into motion?</blockquote><p>Now, first off, ta be clear, I'm not - and I repeat <i>not</i> - suggesting you... break any <i>laws</i>, ya hear me?
<p>That said... hypothetically... for your... friend... by blatantly ignoring <a href="http://www.d20pfsrd.com/classes/character-advancement" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">the WBL</a>/<a href="http://www.d20pfsrd.com/gamemastering/#Table-Treasure-Values-per-Encounter" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">TPE guidelines</a>, you could grab a <a href="http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic-items/wands/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">wand</a> of <i><a href="http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic/all-spells/a/animate-dead/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">animate dead</a></i> for 11,250+(50 x onyx cost) gold and hypothetically have up to fifty undead at first level (presupposing you knew the command word), though only 20HD - that's less than ten - of the creatures could be automatically controlled by the wand.</p>
<p>Hypothetically, there's <a href="http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic/all-spells/c/command-undead/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><i>command undead</a></i>, but that requires either another wand (at 4.5k <i>more</i> gold) or even more expensive item. </p>
<p>'Course, if ya- er... friend, your friend, yes - happened to be a wizard or sorcerer or the like and find someone <i>else's</i> undead all nice an' animated already for <s>ya</s> him-or-her, there shouldn't be anything stopping <s>you</s> <i>said friend</i> from gettin' that wand o' <i>command undead</i> (or casting it <s>yourself</s> themselves, if they have it), ya dig?</p>
<p><s>EDIT</s>Extra: oh, an' as a free bonus - no charge, it's just 'extra' - there's <a href="http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic-items/cursed-items/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">slightly less than optimal</a> items with <i>minor</i> drawbacks that can make things less expensive. Minor things like makin' it 20 degrees cooler nearby, or makin' his hair grow faster, or forcin' a guy to know as much knowledge (arcana) or (<s>undead</s> religion) as he possibly can, or makin' him eat twice as much, sleep twice as much, rename himself "Susan" an' spontaneously turn into a young curly blonde haired girl child with wide innocent eyes, or involuntary alignment changes, or becoming obsessive or paranoid about said item, or needin' to be a spellcaster (or non-spellcaster), or whatnot... you know... minor things... </p>
<p>Now, of course... this is all <i>strictly</i> hypothetical. We're all just... helping <i>friends</i>, here. And if that's what you want to do... help a friend... then - strictly hypothetically, of course... I know a guy...</p>Demko Nylander wrote:Asking for...a friend.
A guy with... friends. I can... get behind that.
I, too, know a guy.
Demko Nylander wrote:What are some instances of the lowest levels you can create undead at?
I know as a cleric with the Undead Lord archetype, you can create a corpse companion at first level, but if one wanted to raise a troop of zombies or skeletons to attack an isolated village, what level/circumstances would be necessary to put those plans into motion?
Now, first off, ta...Shady Contact (alias of Tacticslion)2017-11-03T13:04:13ZRe: Forums/Lost Omens Campaign Setting: General Discussion: Is there something fundamentally "wrong" with Good aligned outsiders?Shady Contact (alias of Tacticslion)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2un8u?Is-there-something-fundamentally-wrong-with#452017-10-09T18:15:11Z2017-10-05T14:05:01Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Set wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">The Shifty Mongoose wrote:</div><blockquote> Plus, goodness is naturally held up to high standards. </blockquote><p>And there's the kicker, for me, right there. If a good guy does some evil stuff, even if he's doing it 'for the greater good' or whatever, he can still fall. If an evil guy saves a bunch of children, or whatever, just because he gets a wild urge to do so, he isn't likely to be kicked off Team Evil. Evil's got lower standards, and it's so much harder to 'fall' from 'doing whatever the hell I want to anyway.' (Which makes evil PCs in most APs super easy, since evil people are backstabbing each other all the time anyway, so if the AP is all about Rovagug worshipping gnolls and stuff, then a team of Aspis Consortium competitors, or Hellknights, or Pactmaster-hired mercenaries could fit in as easily as a team of LG Rovagug haters.)
<p>The mechanics are actually on Team Evil's side. The longer a person lives, the more likely they are to lose whatever innocent state of grace they started with, and do morally questionable things, and get dirtied up by the world and life's vicissitudes. It's totally a win for Team Evil if a demon saves a bunch of children, because, as children, they were more likely to go to the Upper Planes than they will be as adults. The fiend has just given the world that many more chances to corrupt and jade them into the sorts of souls that will go to a more southerly plane.</p>
<p>"You just saved those mortal children from burning up! That's a good act!"</p>
<p>"You are thinking like a mortal. I've just given them many more years to figure out that the world isn't fair, and that if they want anything in this life, they are going to have to •take• it. And if they make it to old age, and feel their memories slipping and their bones creaking, and grow so desperate to avoid the inevitable that they are willing to make a deal? I know a guy..."
<br />
</blockquote><p>Hey, now. <i>Best</i> not be hornin' in on another's business, yeah? <i>Yeah.</i>
<p>So now I shall be asking - politely - that you refrain from overstepping your bounds, and must further ask that you leave all such brokerages to me.</p>
<p>If not? Well... I know a guy...</p>Set wrote:The Shifty Mongoose wrote: Plus, goodness is naturally held up to high standards.
And there's the kicker, for me, right there. If a good guy does some evil stuff, even if he's doing it 'for the greater good' or whatever, he can still fall. If an evil guy saves a bunch of children, or whatever, just because he gets a wild urge to do so, he isn't likely to be kicked off Team Evil. Evil's got lower standards, and it's so much harder to 'fall' from 'doing whatever the hell I want to...Shady Contact (alias of Tacticslion)2017-10-05T14:05:01ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLShady Contact (alias of Tacticslion)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3305?Deep-6-FaWtL#1652212017-07-27T14:06:14Z2017-07-27T14:05:47Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Kileanna wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">TOZ wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Kileanna wrote:</div><blockquote><br />
<br />
They died by the guts of an undead woman in a red dress. It wasn't a fancy death. </blockquote>Ugh, those things are disgusting. </blockquote><p>Why don't you like red dresses?
<p>The "thing", by the way, was a gutdragger lurcher. Really disgusting, indead. They attack with their own eviscerated entrails, trying to choke you with them and with their content. Yucks.</p>
<p>My players did well on all thethe mmodule but they wanted to experience some really threatening stuff and check if the module was really a killer. It is. The ability damage is high at all moments so they end getting to the last fights seriously debilitated.</p>
<p>My youngest player really loved her character so now I am thinking of a way to bring him back from the dead in a believable way so she doesn't lose it. </blockquote><p>Ssshhhhhaaaaaadooooowwwwwww~... <i>dancer</i>.
<p>I'm sure that's what Inwas going to say. Yes. </p>
<p>My story definitly Cyric's out. I know a guy.</p>Kileanna wrote:TOZ wrote: Kileanna wrote:
They died by the guts of an undead woman in a red dress. It wasn't a fancy death.
Ugh, those things are disgusting. Why don't you like red dresses? The "thing", by the way, was a gutdragger lurcher. Really disgusting, indead. They attack with their own eviscerated entrails, trying to choke you with them and with their content. Yucks.
My players did well on all thethe mmodule but they wanted to experience some really threatening stuff and check if...Shady Contact (alias of Tacticslion)2017-07-27T14:05:47ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLShady Contact (alias of Tacticslion)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3305?Deep-6-FaWtL#1652202017-07-27T13:58:54Z2017-07-27T13:58:54Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">captain yesterday wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Also, the clouds don't look happy, but the dog has led me far afield.</p>
<p>I blame Tacticslion for letting my phone distract me. </blockquote><p>Sounds legit.
<p>Need revenge? I know q guy....</p>captain yesterday wrote:Also, the clouds don't look happy, but the dog has led me far afield.
I blame Tacticslion for letting my phone distract me.
Sounds legit. Need revenge? I know q guy....Shady Contact (alias of Tacticslion)2017-07-27T13:58:54ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLShady Contact (alias of Tacticslion)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3103?Deep-6-FaWtL#1551392017-03-25T15:37:50Z2017-03-25T15:37:14Z<p>Just sitting here, listening to twinkle-twinkle little star, hand clamped over a child's mouth so as to avoid others hearing him cry out as I restrain him against his will and remove him from his mother...</p>
<p>Uh, I mean, wait-!</p>Just sitting here, listening to twinkle-twinkle little star, hand clamped over a child's mouth so as to avoid others hearing him cry out as I restrain him against his will and remove him from his mother...
Uh, I mean, wait-!Shady Contact (alias of Tacticslion)2017-03-25T15:37:14ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Ask TREERAZER all your Questions Here!Shady Contact (alias of Tacticslion)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2og9r&page=4?-Ask-TREERAZER-all-your-Questions-Here#1872017-01-21T02:08:43Z2017-01-21T02:08:43Z<p>I'll be sure to let them know~!</p>
<p>(The <i>weird</i> things I do for this job.)</p>I'll be sure to let them know~!
(The weird things I do for this job.)Shady Contact (alias of Tacticslion)2017-01-21T02:08:43ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Ask TREERAZER all your Questions Here!Shady Contact (alias of Tacticslion)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2og9r&page=4?-Ask-TREERAZER-all-your-Questions-Here#1822017-01-21T01:47:07Z2017-01-21T01:47:07Z<p>Most destructive Treerazor,</p>
<p>I hear you want to gain power and destroy your father and the elves.</p>
<p>Well, see, I know a guy. He happens to be looking for a demon to enbiggen, to help destroy elves and take out your pa, you know? See where I'm going with this?</p>
<p>But here's the deal: to make the formula just right, he kinda needs to know more about the circumstances of your "start" as it were, ya dig?</p>
<p>We heard of your Pop... but how? Did you just, I'unno, "Pop" into existence from him? Did he imprison and torture you to turn you into the fine specimen of utter waste and destruction you are today (well, obviously not, <i>you</i> did that part, but, you know what I mean)? Or was there some unholy concoction of abyssal and elven juices that your ol' pater-jerk-face spit in (or whatever) to get you started (even if it was on accident - though, in truth, they say you're too impressive <i>not</i> to exist, so it could just be incidental that the jerk happens to be vaguely related to you). Or did you just use it to get more power and really <i>are</i> unrelated? What did you use (and prob'ly rip apart) to start yourself on your epic journey toward the impressive destructive entity you are today?</p>
<p>Also, were it possible, would you appreciate someone interested in strengthening your <i>Blackaxe</i>, only to be immediately devoured by you? I know another guy...</p>
<p>... if so, how was it crafted, if you know...?</p>
<p>These guys both wanna mention they're faithfully yours 'til you devour them and everything else.</p>Most destructive Treerazor,
I hear you want to gain power and destroy your father and the elves.
Well, see, I know a guy. He happens to be looking for a demon to enbiggen, to help destroy elves and take out your pa, you know? See where I'm going with this?
But here's the deal: to make the formula just right, he kinda needs to know more about the circumstances of your "start" as it were, ya dig?
We heard of your Pop... but how? Did you just, I'unno, "Pop" into existence from him? Did he...Shady Contact (alias of Tacticslion)2017-01-21T01:47:07ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post Discussion: This is a non-Campaign to Test Stuff DiscussionShady Contact (alias of Tacticslion)https://paizo.com/campaigns/ThisIsANonCampaignToTestStuff/discussion&page=4#1742016-12-29T18:11:09Z2016-12-29T18:11:09Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Inarus wrote:</div><blockquote><p><b>I’ve rescued a princess from a tower
</p>
Climbed a mountain to find a healing flower. </b></blockquote><p>"<b>Flynn Ryyyyddeeeeerrrrrr~!</b>"Inarus wrote:I’ve rescued a princess from a tower
Climbed a mountain to find a healing flower.
"Flynn Ryyyyddeeeeerrrrrr~!"Shady Contact (alias of Tacticslion)2016-12-29T18:11:09ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: I've always wanted one of my threads to be necromancied.Shady Contact (alias of Tacticslion)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tv8h&page=4?Ive-always-wanted-one-of-my-threads-to-be#1702016-12-31T18:42:06Z2016-12-01T01:48:16Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Tacticslion wrote:</div><blockquote> Or what if a paladin a burns an orphanage to the ground - or otherwise destroys it utterly, as it's taken special action to defend itself against errant adventurers and the like - and slaughters everything that was living inside and salts the earth behind him?!</blockquote><p>To be fair, it was a "demon orphanage" created by demons for demons whose parents had been smote by (probably now-fallen) paladins, filled with orphan demons that were created by fiends mating with each other to produce full-fledged sentient demons at slightly reduced strength (-1 CR until they "grow up"). It was basically there to make sure the demons all gained their full strength and then the advanced template, and hated good and law <i>even more</i> than normal demons. And the salt was holy undead bane salt meant to ensure that the demons didn't rise as undead thereafter.
<p>Heh. I <i>knew</i> a guy...</p>Tacticslion wrote:Or what if a paladin a burns an orphanage to the ground - or otherwise destroys it utterly, as it's taken special action to defend itself against errant adventurers and the like - and slaughters everything that was living inside and salts the earth behind him?!
To be fair, it was a "demon orphanage" created by demons for demons whose parents had been smote by (probably now-fallen) paladins, filled with orphan demons that were created by fiends mating with each other to...Shady Contact (alias of Tacticslion)2016-12-01T01:48:16ZRe: Forums/Lost Omens Campaign Setting: General Discussion: Could Asmodeus and Nyarlathotep be the same individual?Shady Contact (alias of Tacticslion)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2to2c?Could-Asmodeus-and-Nyarlathotep-be-the-same#442016-07-15T01:46:37Z2016-07-15T01:46:37Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Xuldarinar wrote:</div><blockquote> I wonder how the Key held by Asmodeus factors into this notion, if at all. </blockquote><p>It doesn't. Pay no attention to the key behind the curtain of darkness.
<p>But you wanna key? I <i>know</i> a guy...</p>Xuldarinar wrote:I wonder how the Key held by Asmodeus factors into this notion, if at all.
It doesn't. Pay no attention to the key behind the curtain of darkness. But you wanna key? I know a guy...Shady Contact (alias of Tacticslion)2016-07-15T01:46:37ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLShady Contact (alias of Tacticslion)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=2820?Deep-6-FaWtL#1409602016-05-09T01:30:39Z2016-05-09T01:30:39Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Bowl of Petunias wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">captain yesterday wrote:</div><blockquote><p> I'm off on a three mile round trip walk to the store for coffee and toilet paper. The staples of every American morning.</p>
<p>It's super nice out and everything has that spring glow. </blockquote><span class=tiny>Hey, hey buddy... yeah, you... looking for some dandelions? C'mon man, <a href="http://www.gocomics.com/bloomcounty/2013/09/29" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">first snort is free</a>...</span> </blockquote><p><span class=tiny>Yeah... I know a guy...</span>Bowl of Petunias wrote:captain yesterday wrote:I'm off on a three mile round trip walk to the store for coffee and toilet paper. The staples of every American morning.
It's super nice out and everything has that spring glow.
Hey, hey buddy... yeah, you... looking for some dandelions? C'mon man, first snort is free... Yeah... I know a guy...Shady Contact (alias of Tacticslion)2016-05-09T01:30:39ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLShady Contact (alias of Tacticslion)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=2790?Deep-6-FaWtL#1394972016-04-05T19:11:40Z2016-04-05T03:12:06Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Tacticslion wrote:</div><blockquote> That gives me <i>chills</i>~! </blockquote><div class="messageboard-quotee">Lt. Yesterday, Bad Pun Police wrote:</div><blockquote> Sir, we're going to have to ask you to please stop. </blockquote><p>Yes, officer, absolutely, officer, we understand, sir.
<p>But, hey, I know how these things go, and, uh, you seem to be a <i>discriminatin'</i> officer o' th' law.</p>
<p>Perhaps we could all be... <i>friends</i> here. Help each other out. Fulfill each other's <i>needs</i>... you know?</p>
<p>I know a guy...</p>
<p>Have you considered that weird guy talkin' 'bout Pepe Lepew ideas stinkin'? Or maybe a certain registration system? Could go a long way for your career bustin' some o' those... you know?</p>
<p>• nudge-nudge, wink-wink •</p>
<p>EDIT: We could help ya out, if ya jus' look th' other' way...</p>Tacticslion wrote:That gives me chills~!
Lt. Yesterday, Bad Pun Police wrote:Sir, we're going to have to ask you to please stop.
Yes, officer, absolutely, officer, we understand, sir. But, hey, I know how these things go, and, uh, you seem to be a discriminatin' officer o' th' law.
Perhaps we could all be... friends here. Help each other out. Fulfill each other's needs... you know?
I know a guy...
Have you considered that weird guy talkin' 'bout Pepe Lepew ideas stinkin'? Or maybe a...Shady Contact (alias of Tacticslion)2016-04-05T03:12:06ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: A list of things that Ultimate Intrigue clarified for me in the first 10 minutes of readingShady Contact (alias of Tacticslion)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tjaa&page=2?A-list-of-things-that-Ultimate-Intrigue#872016-04-13T20:42:53Z2016-03-17T21:04:37Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Chemlak wrote:</div><blockquote>Which tactic would be most useful for morphing the exchange into something about a succubus in a grapple?</blockquote><div class="messageboard-quotee">Mark Seifter wrote:</div><blockquote>That's be either red herring or an •erhem• "emotional" appeal. But this is starting to move to verbal duels now, also not the topic. Whoops! :o </blockquote><p>Chemlak; Mark. Maaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrk. Baby.
<p>I got <i>connections</i>. I can get you what you <i>need</i>, guys.</p>
<p><a href="http://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pa2b?Succubus-in-a-grapple#1" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">I know a guy</a>.</p>Chemlak wrote:Which tactic would be most useful for morphing the exchange into something about a succubus in a grapple?
Mark Seifter wrote:That's be either red herring or an *erhem* "emotional" appeal. But this is starting to move to verbal duels now, also not the topic. Whoops! :o
Chemlak; Mark. Maaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrk. Baby. I got connections. I can get you what you need, guys.
I know a guy.Shady Contact (alias of Tacticslion)2016-03-17T21:04:37ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLShady Contact (alias of Tacticslion)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=2763?Deep-6-FaWtL#1381432016-03-04T23:51:14Z2016-03-04T23:51:14Z<p><a href="http://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pvzq?We-Are-The-Legion-of-Doom#20" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">The Forgotten Whisper</a></p>
<p><i>What Super Villain are you?</i></p>The Forgotten Whisper
What Super Villain are you?Shady Contact (alias of Tacticslion)2016-03-04T23:51:14ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLShady Contact (alias of Tacticslion)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=2759?Deep-6-FaWtL#1379122016-02-26T22:28:55Z2016-02-26T22:28:55Z<p>My... uh... my <i>client</i>, yeah... yeah, he, uh, he denies having publicly admitted to anything whatsoever. Or whatever. Yeah.</p>My... uh... my client, yeah... yeah, he, uh, he denies having publicly admitted to anything whatsoever. Or whatever. Yeah.Shady Contact (alias of Tacticslion)2016-02-26T22:28:55ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Session 0... Is It Really That Big of a Secret?Shady Contact (alias of Tacticslion)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tasp?Session-0-Is-It-Really-That-Big-of-a-Secret#272016-02-05T00:04:45Z2016-02-05T00:04:45Z<p>I hear-tell you're lookin' for somethin' with the power to make your games... <i>shine</i>. Let me tell ya: I've got <i>exactly</i> what you need. It's ain't easy ta get, no, but I <i>know a guy</i>. I c'n tell you my secret, 'cause I c'n guarantee you ain't findin' it elsewhere: it's called <i>Session Zero</i>.</p>
<p>(Sign up now, for only $9.99 per month.)</p>I hear-tell you're lookin' for somethin' with the power to make your games... shine. Let me tell ya: I've got exactly what you need. It's ain't easy ta get, no, but I know a guy. I c'n tell you my secret, 'cause I c'n guarantee you ain't findin' it elsewhere: it's called Session Zero.
(Sign up now, for only $9.99 per month.)Shady Contact (alias of Tacticslion)2016-02-05T00:04:45ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLShady Contact (alias of Tacticslion)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=2648?Deep-6-FaWtL#1323732015-12-14T20:00:38Z2015-12-14T20:00:38Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Freehold DM wrote:</div><blockquote><p> I just don't eat okra. Or liver.</p>
<p>Those who do so willingly are not to be trusted. </blockquote><p>I thought we were friends!Freehold DM wrote:I just don't eat okra. Or liver.
Those who do so willingly are not to be trusted.
I thought we were friends!Shady Contact (alias of Tacticslion)2015-12-14T20:00:38ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Ask *Tacticslion* to Favorite ALL Your Posts Here!!Shady Contact (alias of Tacticslion)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2s8yt&page=25?Ask-Tacticslion-to-Favorite-ALL-Your-Posts-Here#12222015-12-04T00:20:38Z2015-12-04T00:20:38Z<p>... I know a guy.</p>... I know a guy.Shady Contact (alias of Tacticslion)2015-12-04T00:20:38ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: On the Problems with Communication, Discourse, and Social JusticeShady Contact (alias of Tacticslion)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2t080&page=12?On-the-Problems-with-Communication-Discourse#5942015-11-12T13:14:20Z2015-11-12T13:14:20Z<p>Or what 137ben said. Yeah, let's go with that. Shove all responsibility on someone else! Free! I'm tellin' ya, I know a guy...</p>Or what 137ben said. Yeah, let's go with that. Shove all responsibility on someone else! Free! I'm tellin' ya, I know a guy...Shady Contact (alias of Tacticslion)2015-11-12T13:14:20ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Isn't it strange that elves aren't that well suited to nature based classes?Shady Contact (alias of Tacticslion)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2sy8n&page=3?Isnt-it-strange-that-elves-arent-that-well#1072015-09-25T17:48:47Z2015-09-25T12:25:31Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">TarkXT wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Than yes we are talking about the same elves.</p>
<p>The Ulfen had it right.</p>
<p>Purge the disease. </blockquote><p>"Burn the heretic. Kill the mutant. Purge the unclean."
<p>"Fear the alien."</p>
<p>"Suffer Not The Alien to Live."</p>TarkXT wrote:Than yes we are talking about the same elves.
The Ulfen had it right.
Purge the disease.
"Burn the heretic. Kill the mutant. Purge the unclean." "Fear the alien."
"Suffer Not The Alien to Live."Shady Contact (alias of Tacticslion)2015-09-25T12:25:31ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Ask *Trinam* all your questions hereShady Contact (alias of Tacticslion)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2s9q9?Ask-Trinam-all-your-questions-here#132015-05-14T02:17:29Z2015-05-14T02:17:29Z<p>I know a guy... do you?</p>I know a guy... do you?Shady Contact (alias of Tacticslion)2015-05-14T02:17:29ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: I can't believe I'm saying this, but I want a new edition...Shady Contact (alias of Tacticslion)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2s9e7&page=8?I-cant-believe-Im-saying-this-but-I-want-a#3742015-05-14T02:12:12Z2015-05-14T02:12:12Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Petty Alchemy wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Oh crap, the fuzz is here!</p>
<p>•• spoiler omitted •• </blockquote><p>Cheese it!Petty Alchemy wrote:Oh crap, the fuzz is here!
** spoiler omitted **
Cheese it!Shady Contact (alias of Tacticslion)2015-05-14T02:12:12ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Ask *Tacticslion* to Favorite ALL Your Posts Here!!Shady Contact (alias of Tacticslion)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2s8yt&page=3?Ask-Tacticslion-to-Favorite-ALL-Your-Posts-Here#1112015-05-07T14:54:30Z2015-05-07T14:47:26Z<p>I <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Captain_Yesterday" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">know a guy</a>...</p>I know a guy...Shady Contact (alias of Tacticslion)2015-05-07T14:47:26ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLShady Contact (alias of Tacticslion)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=2359?Deep-6-FaWtL#1179332015-04-18T03:39:17Z2015-04-18T03:37:48Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">captain yesterday wrote:</div><blockquote><p> <a href="http://s1381.photobucket.com/user/captainyesterday1/media/100_1660_zpshef7woiz.jpg.html" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Behold Captain Yesterday! napping with his beagle, Peaches:-)</a> after working 42 of 48 hours shoveling snow:-)</p>
<p>literally the first picture of myself posted online, so don't spread it around:-p not that i think you guys would:-p </blockquote><p>•proceeds to spread it around online <i>everywhere</i>, especially those Korean sites...•captain yesterday wrote:Behold Captain Yesterday! napping with his beagle, Peaches:-) after working 42 of 48 hours shoveling snow:-)
literally the first picture of myself posted online, so don't spread it around:-p not that i think you guys would:-p
*proceeds to spread it around online everywhere, especially those Korean sites...*Shady Contact (alias of Tacticslion)2015-04-18T03:37:48ZRe: Forums: Website Feedback: Spamwar - I'm flagging as fast as I can but.....Shady Contact (alias of Tacticslion)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2s5yu&page=5?Spamwar-Im-flagging-as-fast-as-I-can-but#2142017-04-22T16:12:56Z2015-04-17T20:02:31Z<p>No Malware at all, you say? Hm... I know a guy... I might hav'ta get him ta move on this...</p>No Malware at all, you say? Hm... I know a guy... I might hav'ta get him ta move on this...Shady Contact (alias of Tacticslion)2015-04-17T20:02:31ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: So how long does someone has to be dead before it is considered archeology instead of grave robbing?Shady Contact (alias of Tacticslion)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2s4w7?So-how-long-does-someone-has-to-be-dead#502015-04-10T14:12:34Z2015-04-10T14:12:34Z<p>Eleven minutes and fifteen seconds, precisely.</p>
<p>(<span class=tiny>But could you, uh, maybe set your watch five minutes early, or somethin'? I got places to be, see. I know a guy...</span>)</p>Eleven minutes and fifteen seconds, precisely.
(But could you, uh, maybe set your watch five minutes early, or somethin'? I got places to be, see. I know a guy...)Shady Contact (alias of Tacticslion)2015-04-10T14:12:34ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLShady Contact (alias of Tacticslion)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=2327?Deep-6-FaWtL#1163402015-03-03T01:44:55Z2015-03-03T01:44:55Z<p>So did I...</p>
<p>What?! I <i>told</i> you that I know a guy...</p>So did I...
What?! I told you that I know a guy...Shady Contact (alias of Tacticslion)2015-03-03T01:44:55ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: Was I guilty of being a bad guest?Shady Contact (alias of Tacticslion)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2o784&page=10?Was-I-guilty-of-being-a-bad-guest#4832015-03-02T12:57:40Z2015-03-02T05:20:33Z<p><a href="http://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pa2b&page=21?Succubus-in-a-grapple" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">I know a guy who can get tickets...</a></p>I know a guy who can get tickets...Shady Contact (alias of Tacticslion)2015-03-02T05:20:33ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLShady Contact (alias of Tacticslion)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=2325?Deep-6-FaWtL#1162342015-03-01T19:54:52Z2015-03-01T19:54:52Z<p>Wait, he needs a job, now? I know a guy...</p>Wait, he needs a job, now? I know a guy...Shady Contact (alias of Tacticslion)2015-03-01T19:54:52ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: 101 Solutions to the "Goblin Baby Problem"Shady Contact (alias of Tacticslion)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2s08j&page=4?101-Solutions-to-the-Goblin-Baby-Problem#1572015-03-04T04:04:13Z2015-02-25T09:55:04Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Ms. Pleiades wrote:</div><blockquote> 111. Give them to <a href="http://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pa2b&page=last?Succubus-in-a-grapple" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">a succubus to grapple</a>. </blockquote><p>•cough•
<p>•quietly slinks away•</p>Ms. Pleiades wrote:111. Give them to a succubus to grapple.
*cough* *quietly slinks away*Shady Contact (alias of Tacticslion)2015-02-25T09:55:04ZRe: Forums: Homebrew and House Rules: Your Ban ListShady Contact (alias of Tacticslion)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rzk5&page=4?Your-Ban-List#1842015-02-24T18:29:02Z2015-02-24T18:29:02Z<p>Creepy, amirite? But, look, I know a guy...</p>Creepy, amirite? But, look, I know a guy...Shady Contact (alias of Tacticslion)2015-02-24T18:29:02ZRe: Forums/Lost Omens Campaign Setting: General Discussion: Asmodeus StatsShady Contact (alias of Tacticslion)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rzuo&page=2?Asmodeus-Stats#512015-02-22T01:39:55Z2015-02-22T01:39:55Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Zhangar wrote:</div><blockquote> @ Gorbacz - you forgot the harem of deity simulacrums. =P </blockquote><p>I hear someone say they needed a harem of deity simulacra? I know a guy...Zhangar wrote:@ Gorbacz - you forgot the harem of deity simulacrums. =P
I hear someone say they needed a harem of deity simulacra? I know a guy...Shady Contact (alias of Tacticslion)2015-02-22T01:39:55ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Be a hero, save some lives: eat some beans, today! [Healing Through Aroma Therapy]Shady Contact (alias of Tacticslion)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rmtg?Be-a-hero-save-some-lives-eat-some-beans#22014-10-24T20:14:03Z2014-10-24T20:14:03Z<p>... I hear someone say they want beans?</p>
<p>... I know a guy. I could hook you up.</p>... I hear someone say they want beans?
... I know a guy. I could hook you up.Shady Contact (alias of Tacticslion)2014-10-24T20:14:03ZRe: Forums: Movies: The next D&D movie...Shady Contact (alias of Tacticslion)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pqs4&page=9?The-next-DD-movie#4342014-09-21T15:11:06Z2014-09-21T15:11:06Z<p><i>Psst. Module adaptation.</i></p>Psst. Module adaptation.Shady Contact (alias of Tacticslion)2014-09-21T15:11:06ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: Is it necrophilia?Shady Contact (alias of Tacticslion)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rcsb&page=2?Is-it-necrophilia#912014-08-28T13:31:47Z2014-08-28T13:31:47Z<p><i>Cheeze it! The Fuzz is onto us!</i></p>Cheeze it! The Fuzz is onto us!Shady Contact (alias of Tacticslion)2014-08-28T13:31:47ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: Man dressed as an elf attacks a BMW he thought was a balrog.Shady Contact (alias of Tacticslion)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2r1vj?Man-dressed-as-an-elf-attacks-a-BMW-he#452014-05-22T21:40:51Z2014-05-22T20:34:58Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Tinkergoth wrote:</div><blockquote><p> •sighs and hands over geek card•</p>
<p>... Huh. That's weird. I have a sudden urge to slam down cheap awful beer and go to football matches. Oh well. </blockquote><p><i>Psst. Hey, psst. Tinkergoth. Y'need a... <b>geek card</b>? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got one. I got <b>aaaaaaaaall</b> the geek cards you need.</i>
<p><i>"Why would I have- ?"</i></p>
<p><i>Ah. I see. Yeah, yeah, no, I get it, yeah, 's a fair question. Fair question. Now, see, there's this guy - a guy I know, right? -, named Ninja-Assassin; and <b>he</b> knows this <b>other</b> guy, whats's'name, uh, "Taktiksleon". Yeah, this "Taktiksleon" guy, well, I hear he's got a... well, he's got a <b>problem</b>, see? Keeps "losin'" his cards 'round the geek police. It's unfortunate, but, you know, recurring problem. And a guy needs to keep his cred up, right? Right so-</i> </p>
<p>- <i>Hey! I got nuthin' ta do with it!</i> - </p>
<p><i><b>Anyway</b>, so since there's a <b>need</b>, enterprisin' folk, such as myself, well... we're just here to provide for a <b>need</b>, right? That's all. A need. Yeah, it's a <b>service</b>, really. S'why the first one is free.</i></p>
<p><i>So, I got this covered for you if you- </i></p>
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Sissyl wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Hmmm. Okay, that's bad. We can't have that.</p>
<p>•hands it back•</p>
<p>I'll let you have it back. This once, mind you. </blockquote><p><i>Hm. Well, I see you are no longer in need of my particular services in this regard. Very well, but keep me in mind... for the next time. For there is <b>always</b> a next time.</i>
<p>• slinks off into the shadows •</p>Tinkergoth wrote:*sighs and hands over geek card*
... Huh. That's weird. I have a sudden urge to slam down cheap awful beer and go to football matches. Oh well.
Psst. Hey, psst. Tinkergoth. Y'need a... geek card? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got one. I got aaaaaaaaall the geek cards you need. "Why would I have- ?"
Ah. I see. Yeah, yeah, no, I get it, yeah, 's a fair question. Fair question. Now, see, there's this guy - a guy I know, right? -, named Ninja-Assassin; and he knows this other guy,...Shady Contact (alias of Tacticslion)2014-05-22T20:34:58Z