Doodlebug Anklebiter wrote:
Wyverns are the Jerry Browns of the monster world: tired, wimpy, old, and lacking relevance
Doodlebug Anklebiter wrote:
Pffftb. Drakes are better to fight anyway. Wyverns just look stupid. Much like emo kids at a Cumbies at three am Edit: ninjaed by a nekkid badgah!
Moff DM wrote:
Bumping for great justice! Having time-compression issues, so I'll make this short.. Sebastian wipes the worm ichor from his new sword. "We are not all agents of chaos, '5'" He replies, a bit huffily. "I myself am a stalwart defender of Law and Goodness." He looks at the cog in E's hands "What a strange thing. A camouflaged cog to disable the orrey that generates the physical laws of the multiverse. Devious! The minions of evil and chaos are a tricky lot. Now the question is, why? What sinister purpose did this sabotage further?"
Sebastian sprints towards the huge abberation, geatsword raised. Lightning arcs from it, attaching to the metal of the giant orrey. "Gods save the right!" Moving 25' to P21 and attacking. 1d20 + 16 + 2 ⇒ (13) + 16 + 2 = 311d20 + 11 + 2 ⇒ (17) + 11 + 2 = 302d6 + 13 + 1d6 ⇒ (6, 3) + 13 + (6) = 281d6 + 6 + 1d6 ⇒ (6) + 6 + (5) = 17
Gonna post this. If the worm should be slain before Sebastian's turn, have him continue on to the BBEG Sebastian shrugs off the minor wound and faces the worm "Thou hast met thy death, agent of chaos!" 1d20 + 16 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 16 + 2 = 241d20 + 11 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 11 + 2 = 142d6 + 13 + 1d6 ⇒ (6, 5) + 13 + (1) = 251d6 + 6 + 1d6 ⇒ (3) + 6 + (5) = 14 Ugh
Sebastian looks at Vissago. "I think we need to defeat the foe before we can flee, Vissago. The others can help you move 5, I will see to the monster." Sebastian begins to move to engage the large tentacled foe I am very busy this weekend, but I think Sebastian should more likely face up to snakey and put him down. With that in mind, I will take my delayed action and move to the BBEG.
Vassago El-Vecchio wrote:
Sebastian nods and runs to 5 and Vassago. "I am here to lend you my strength Vassago" I will delay my action (other than approaching 5) and I will wait to see what is needed.
I'm going to be pretty busy this weekend, so I am going to just drop my rolls here. Insert when neccesary. A holy light begins to shine in Sebastian's eyes. "Foul malefactor! Taste the cleansing power of Good!" Activating Smite Evil. +3/+14 first attack, +3/+7 afterwards until BBEG is dead. +2 bonus to AC as well 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (8) + 16 = 241d20 + 11 ⇒ (5) + 11 = 162d6 + 20 + 1d6 ⇒ (2, 1) + 20 + (2) = 252d6 + 13 + 1d6 ⇒ (6, 3) + 13 + (3) = 25 Really? *sigh* Edit: If there is a flanking bonus still, add +2 to above rolls
Sebastian faces the serpentine horror "Fie agent of Chaos! You will rue the day you came against my blade! HAVE AT THEE!" Attacks: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (9) + 13 = 221d20 + 8 ⇒ (4) + 8 = 122d6 + 6 + 1d6 ⇒ (4, 2) + 6 + (4) = 162d6 + 6 + 1d6 ⇒ (2, 4) + 6 + (6) = 18 Sebastian's new sword ally crackles with blue lightning as he slices at the multi-headed foe Edit: Looking at the map, I will have to take a five-foot step to engage the enemy. That might invalidate my second attack. If so, just disregard the second roll
Moff DM wrote: "Unfortunately, it will not acknowledge me. I will need to send a command down the ranks. Shall I go do that?" Sebastian nods "I would consider it a logical thing to do Five. There are forces at work in your realm that are obviously beyond the normal scope of what is rational for Mechanus. This modron might be rogue, or another disguissed being feigning to be a modron, trusting in your faith that no illusion is possible here. " A Diplomacy roll: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (18) + 13 = 31
Moff DM wrote:
I am not sure Five, but it looks to my eye that he is deliberately sabotaging it. Could you call him over to explain what he is doing? Perhaps I am wrong, but if I am not..
Trying to cathc up a bit. Sebastian looks at the halted orrey map. "Absolutely magnificent! Ser Five, this is truly a masterpiece of cartography. Does it show everything on the planes?" When Ra's mentions the modron acting strange, Sebastian turns to Five again. "Is what that Modron doing part of your plan, Ser Five? It seems chaotic and destructive to my eyes. Perhaps it is malfunctioning?"
Moff DM wrote: "Hidden...where? And, again, why are you here? What is your purpose in Regulus?" "If I knew where the foe was hid I would challenge him to open combat. We are here to discover who is causing these problems and stop their perfidy. I think going to the Cathedral to investigate is a good first start." Still in flux here. If I disappear for any length of time, feel free to take whatever rolls are needed for Sebastian
Moff DM wrote: He is surprised and startled that you said that he is lying. "If these beings were capable of actually changing shapes to look like modrons," he looks around at your group, "I have difficulty believing that you would have been able to have dispatched them so easily. And illusion spells have no effect here -- unless one of you would like to prove this wrong..." After the illusion spell works Sebastian looks grim "It would seem that dark things are afoot in this place. Somehow, creatures of chaos have managed to infiltrate here, and are aware that the laws of this place have been changed. That points to a larger, hiddden antagonist at work against both us and your modron folk."
Moff DM wrote: Haven't heard from Patrick in a while -- hopefully things will get better for him soon... Things still kinda hectic unfortunately. Trying to update and ferverishly clean a filthy house. Sebastian swings his new friend about with abandon, the crackling blade shedding small lightning bolts into the air as it cleaves down Just some window dressing Dropping another set of rolls for my next turn 1d20 + 13 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 13 + 1 = 182d6 + 6 ⇒ (6, 4) + 6 = 161d6 ⇒ 41d20 + 8 + 1 ⇒ (14) + 8 + 1 = 232d6 + 6 ⇒ (1, 5) + 6 = 121d6 ⇒ 3 Please feel free to GMPC Sebastian for a while. I don't see a lot of free time in my futture, but I would like to try and stay in the game
I can post for now. I don't know about the future. Feel free to GMPC Sebastian if needs be. He will resist taking his magic items Sebastian takes in the scene of the modrons deanding the magic items with a stern look. "Hold varlets! You are acting most chaotically for beings of Law. If I did not know better I would say you are attempting some sort of banditry under the guise of authority. Where is your warrant to claim magic items? Who is your superior?" initiative roll if needed: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5
Lanwin Fairweather wrote:
Ooops! I didn't see that! Mea Culpa! Sebastian's fair face flushes crimson "Ah! I'm sorry, I thought there was something on my cloak! I didn't see you handing it over." Sebastian picks up the sword and swings it experimentally. "Dost thou have a voice, blade? I am Sebastian, thy new master. Together we shall battle evil!"
Pinna wrote:
Sebastian looks interested "A talking blade you say? Is it a spirit of good that animates the steel? If so, I would certainly be interested."
Sebastian takes in Pinna's and Vassago's statements with an attentive air "If there is evil afoot, then I and Ra's are your men! We have fought demons at the edge of the Worldwound, defending our lands from the terrors of the Abyss." Sebastian's green eyes flash like emeralds as he stands and attaches his cloak. The group sees an eggplant with angel wings over crossed swords embroidered on it. "Lead on, new friends! You will find the blades of Sebastian and Ra's valuable allies in the fight against Evil!"
The tall human in plate mail looks over the group. His green eyes widen at the odd assemblage. A large sword's hilt peeps over his left shoulder. "Well met friends. Indeed Ra's and I sojurned long in many conflicts. We were on a crusade when some force, most likely from the Worldwound sent us to this strange land." Moff DM/Ra's: Spoiler: I meant gumming up the interaction with the dragon earlier, but I guess we wont be interacting with him/her? I will go with Iomedae and come from Golarion if that is OK.
Moff Rimmer wrote:
You sir, are a lifesaver. I am sorry this took so long, but my life has been extremely hectic lately and when I am stressed the thought of math and looking up stats and rules just overwhelms me. Sebastian is ready to go! =) |