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All of this for what? Just a puppy?

Eventually, the dog picks up a gun too.

{bursts in} No one expects the Slaadish InPunsition!

AT LEAST 17 GOP SENATORS TEST POSITIVE FOR RABIES AFTER RAUCOUS SECRETARY OF INTERIOR CONFIRMATION
Senator Yertle: "If it's legitimate rabies, the senator's body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down."

SHED HUMANOID EXOSKELETON LEFT OUTSIDE "CUPS & COMPANY", OWNER SOUGHT; in DC Local section

BigNorseWolf wrote:

real roll players take asexuality, because DM's will just use your loved ones to draw you into a trap and it makes you susceptible to various charm monster like abilities.

This is true, if all your loved ones aren't dead you're just handing the gm a rope to yank you around by *nodnod*

{steps out of blue policebox} Ha, losers! I planned ahead and permanently prevented my GM from yanking me around by my relatives. I went back in time and killed them all off before I was born! AH HA HA HA, take that, GM!

Er, wait, something doesn't seem quite- {vanishes}

Training Eevee, a Baby Fennec Fox, to Sit

(SQUEEEEEEE!)

The Adorbageddon Army orders baby fennec to recruit baby skunk, practice close-quarters combat.

{silently farts near Sissyl, jerks head toward IHIYCloset to misdirect blame}

Hey, who did the catering?! I found a couple peeled grapes in my eyeball hors-d'oeuvres!

I wish I lived in Ponyville.

GRANTED: You now live in Ponyville... as a Toxoplasma gondii protozoa in a cyst in Spike's brain.

I wish... people started regularly posting in this thread again.

Gary: i guess we could work out a delivery system

Gary: possibly trebuchet-based
Robot Chris: that has been an idea that's been tossed around for a while

That kind of thinking is sure to catapult you to head of the pack.

Charles Scholz is banned because the nightly news always says that doing what feels right is invariably bad for your health.

Coatl Lumpur

I dunno, I kinda liked the theme song for Terriers ... wish that one hadn't been cancelled.

I like the original version of the Terrier song better.

Puppy POWER!

Captain Spalding is banned for not asking Issac to make you some Jager bombs instead. I'm sure Dr. Bricker and Gopher could help you back to your cabin afterward to sleep it off.

CourtFool wrote:

JMD031 wrote:

...making your leg hump more of an actual dry hump.

...yeah...so?

I'm implying that your offspring with a dwarf will be ugly as sin. And something that should not exist.

Hey, what have you got against things that shouldn't exist?!?!

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

sumbich!

Yer nipples cold too?

Yugh maght wont ta dew somepin bough tha. Mahby Mammy kin knit yugh ah nahs sweater oar sumpin ta tahk da chil oaf. {spits terbaccy juice into spitoon}

Heh? Does ya'll skullz eben haz nurples?

bugleyman wrote:

You really shouldn't take commoner levels, because-

Oh...nm. ;)

No, no, you're right. If we were all commoners, we'd live in constant fear of cats.

Too bad you aren't a miner. Cats aren't too keen on deep underground places. Maybe you could hire a couple dwarves to help? ;p

*arches back and hisses* *runs for his life* What's a cat gotta do around here to get a meal?

$20, same as in town.

Oops, Scrappy-Doo Slaad thinks Scrappy-Doo Slaad is in the wrong joke.

Jack Hammer wrote:

Jack Hammer has another idea for a satellite thread, the Angry Jack Gun Club. He would like to know what do you guys think?

I think I'd be a shot

You could use it recruit those country folk in the Untitled thread, eventually absorbing their thread. Just make sure you hunt hippehs regularly and maybe drink some moonshine along with your beer.

ulgulanoth wrote:

*dead wraith lands in Copacabana*

Where's that lazy-ass Ghostbuster Jack when you need him?

He's still tied up in court with Huey Lewis over the theme song.

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

And I don't give a s@@@.

I do, however, give information. Guess who the new customer service person is?

Scooby f@#@ing doo.

Inglourious Sebastard?! It's really you!.... Daddy!!!!

You guys would get more vic-, er, recruits with sexy lady zombies. She'd just BttH, and the guy (or lesbian) would stand there with a silly smile while you chomped the noggin. You wouldn't even have to chase them any more.

Runs back panting. Gives the finger to the Jacks

He's never spent much time around a tiger before. You don't run; you look like prey.

{watches Roy-Jack creep up on unsuspecting Peasant} Uh-oh. Oh well, peasants breed like poodles.

Have I been forsaken?

Hey- AUGH! {slips on liquid spew on the floor} Wow, when you guys play Slip-n-Slide, you go all out.

Oh Neverending Chunder Fountain...
His Most Resplendent Technicolor Yawn...
Most Gurglily and Chunky One...
How does a mortal make Masterwork Vomit? Teach us, please.

Secretlyreplacedwith wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Sebastian Mart?

I'll be the store greeter.

I don't think that's a good business plan.

Sure it is... he'd be a reverse bouncer:

Customer attempts to leave with purchases.
Secretlyreplacedwith: You can't leave. This cart isn't even half-full! Go to the Shrine to Sebastion in back and Atone; if His Mighty Ponyness doesn't strike you dead, purchase another 100gp worth of merch and checkout again.

Wolfthulhu wrote:

They built one of those horrid places down the street from my house. Property values plummeted. :-(

Right. It had nothing to do with the Walmart across the street.

S-Mart kicks Wal-Mart's ass.

If 25 is 6 to 4, is a quarter one half?

If you have a minute, ask for seconds.

Should I have made that left turn at Albuquerque?

What a maroon!

Cultist of Jack wrote:

The current Mrs. Hammer.

Here's her pic - Mrs. Hammer

Ewwww, you're Brian Austin Greene?

{attempts to punt JH, but just stubs his own toes badly} Ouchie, that smarts!

*mob of smaller but no less deadly cats swarm and pull B-PP off. Scratching and biting ensues.*
*NOMNOMNOMNOM*

{casts Domo Kun Swarm to chase and eat shadow kittens}

Hey, Bi-Polar Poodle, you aren't a 1st-level Commoner, are you?

Greyish-Greenish Slaad wrote:

Nah, that's just my name. I was always a poodle on the inside!

And I'm sure if you clap and believe hard enough the magical little fairy will come back to life...

Shhhh, you'll set him a'yappin again! I think he's off his meds anyway. And if he ties a towel around his neck as a cape and climbs on the roof... don't stop him.

I like Friday. Unfortunately, it means that we're once again getting closer to Monday.

{looks up from snorting dandelion fluff} Yeah, but that also means we're closer to Wednesday (Hump Day!) and next Friday.

Scrappy-Doo Slaad wrote:

We should all work together!

1) We slaadi egg the hosts...
2) Once the larva bursts from the chest, you Zombies can eat the brains while they're still warm...
3) The Poodle Lords can hump the corpses' legs and bury the bones!
4) ?????
5) PROFIT!

I like the way you think, and I'd like to sign up for your program.

I'm still working out the bugs. I haven't figured out a way to rip of hundreds of thousands of investors yet... that is a requirement, right?

Watch out for the slaads and their dretchings!

We should all work together!

1) We slaadi egg the hosts...
2) Once the larva bursts from the chest, you Zombies can eat the brains while they're still warm...
3) The Poodle Lords can hump the corpses' legs and bury the bones!
4) ?????
5) PROFIT!

Fifth place!!! It's no use. We're never gonna catch up....

That's the spirit!

We're Poodles, darnit! If all else fails, we'll hump our way to the top!

I guess I'll get whichever island is a barren speck of rock....

{brings CDP a piña colada, some bacon treats, and a mermaid squeaky toy}

See? The rat understands me!

RAT?!

I bet you're a French gothie, aren't you. {wonders if gothie poutine tastes good}

Do frenchies taste like french fries?

Maybe if he's from near the Wallonia region?

What would you put on them? Ketchup? Mayo {shudders}? Gravy and cheese?

I have to wonder if Sebastian every actually read a Conan book.

I think he keeps this one in the bathroom for reading on his throne.

Bah, Conan is a wuss. Ferguson would whup his arse with one puppet tied behind his back.

I just want you to know that if you ever discover, invent, or otherwise obtain access to such interweb strangling technology, I would pay handsomely for it.

Your bodycount of victims would dwarf most Hollywood action and cop films.

And then I would form a cult around you.

Just imagine if you were full Poodle!!!!!

{gets big watery puppy-dog eyes} You meanie, don't tease me with what can never be... {cries melodramatically}

Hey I'm being placed on scales and reported... that's not nice...

I can't read numbers so I don't know what you weigh. I was only checking if you were a witch. And I did give you a mighty tasty bearclaw.

Besides, my walnut-sized brain is half-Poodle, half-Slaad. I'm doing the best that I can with what I got.

{DretchEx's off a form to requisition more forms}

Wait! The french are planning on invading us? Or is that the french canadians... sneak little buggers just waiting up there with their maple trees and hockey.. and mounties... and health care....

The French? I heard it was the Duchy of Grand Fenwick. I've heard that they are so tough, even their mice roar!

{reports self for late DVD rentals}

Oh... clever... get it now...

{places Abbigail on a large balance. Unfortunately, she does not weight the same as a duck or very small rocks, so he lets her go} Sorry citizen, can't be too careful. {offers her one of Azhagal's bear claws as compensation}

{reports self for addiction to Scooby snacks and Sin-a-Men rolls}

It's north of America, but south of Mexico.

{unroll's map stolen from Craig Ferguson} Is that near the Gulf of Borat? Or here by Narnia? Hmmmm...

{picks random spot in the ocean, uses crayon to crudely scribble a donut-ish shape, labels it "Um-Mare-Rika"} Hah, foiled you again! I'll just stay out of your watery kingdom; your laws have no bearing here, in... Lower Carrot-Topia! Go home to your King Aquaman and Queen Angela Landsbury, or I shall taunt you a second time.

You'd be better off reporting me as a pie-eating, ale-quaffing monarchist and fanatical mythopoet.

Why would I do that? Described that way, they might actually take an interest and round you up. Nope, nope, I just like filling out forms in triplicate and generating copious paperwork faster than it can be filed.

** spoiler omitted **

Un-American? HA! I can't even find that on a map!

{reports Mairkurion as card-carrying member of the "People's Front of Pazonia"... or was it the "Paizoian People's Front"?}

French Commies wouldn't disagree with that^. But they'd be against pie.

Yes, yes... {reports Mairkurion as card-carrying member of the "Innocent Spiders Against Kobolds" party}

I choose pie.

Ah, comrade... {reports CourtFool as card-carrying member of the "Pie Against Babies and Cookies" party}

This will not end well.

You must choose a side:

People against For
- or -
People for Against

So, what do the Poodles think of the Pathfinder RPG?

*Tosses book to others*

I'm still digesting it, but to me it's 8 types of awesome.

Funds are tight, so I could only get the PDF, and even on my widescreen monitor, it's a little difficult getting used to navigate. But other than not having a hardcopy, I have nothing to quibble about.

And I can't see how some are upset over stuff like losing the heavy armor prof for clerics. In 3.5, clerics were strongly encouraged to purchase proficiency for their diety's weapon, but they get it free under PFRPG. Sounds like they lost one but gained one.

The Bestiary preview was nice too. No Dire Poodles, Poodle/Flumpf hybrids, or Poodle Lords listed, but I'm sure they are just saving the best for last. Also, it must be pretty difficult for hoo-mans to try and sum up the sheer awesomeness and majesty of Poodleness in only a few pages of mere stats and text.