paizo.com Recent Posts by Sableyepaizo.com Recent Posts by Sableye2019-07-02T15:24:55Z2019-07-02T15:24:55ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: DungeonmasterCal's House of RespiteSableye (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs42eu1&page=133?DungeonmasterCals-House-of-Respite#66392022-02-14T23:11:28Z2022-02-14T02:07:57Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Monkey Santa wrote:</div><blockquote> Oh, it’s on now… </blockquote><p>BOSS HE'S COMIN'!Monkey Santa wrote:Oh, it’s on now…
BOSS HE'S COMIN'!Sableye (alias of Orthos)2022-02-14T02:07:57ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: DungeonmasterCal's House of RespiteSableye (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs42eu1&page=109?DungeonmasterCals-House-of-Respite#54192020-10-19T22:59:33Z2020-10-18T18:49:59Z<p>Wait, the nougat was Larry? </p>
<p>... Larry makes some good nougat. <i><incorporeal burp></i></p>Wait, the nougat was Larry?
... Larry makes some good nougat.Sableye (alias of Orthos)2020-10-18T18:49:59ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: DungeonmasterCal's House of RespiteSableye (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs42eu1&page=108?DungeonmasterCals-House-of-Respite#53582020-10-06T00:38:10Z2020-10-04T22:47:44Z<p>(He's just salty because a vexgit hexxed the pen door latches and they all got loose before we could rig up a proper harness for Hunt to take on a test ride.)</p>(He's just salty because a vexgit hexxed the pen door latches and they all got loose before we could rig up a proper harness for Hunt to take on a test ride.)Sableye (alias of Orthos)2020-10-04T22:47:44ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: DungeonmasterCal's House of RespiteSableye (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs42eu1&page=107?DungeonmasterCals-House-of-Respite#53042020-09-21T23:52:01Z2020-09-21T14:46:28Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Master Pugwampi wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Sableye wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Master Pugwampi wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Drejk wrote:</div><blockquote><p> <a href="https://shaperofworlds.blogspot.com/2020/09/fantasy-monster-miscriber-gremlin.html" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Fantasy Monster: Miscriber Gremlin</a>.</p>
<p>When gremlin <s>ate</s> re-wrote your homework. </blockquote>Huzzah! A new addition...and just in time for contract renegotiations with Rysky! :D </blockquote><p><i><looks up from strapping Hunt into a Mad Max-ified wheelchair></i>
<p>So.... uh.... do we not need this thing anymore? </blockquote>What? Of course! Any leverage we can get is important! </blockquote><p>Sweet, I'll go load the shrapnel gun.Master Pugwampi wrote:Sableye wrote: Master Pugwampi wrote: Drejk wrote:Fantasy Monster: Miscriber Gremlin.
When gremlin ate re-wrote your homework.
Huzzah! A new addition...and just in time for contract renegotiations with Rysky! :D So.... uh.... do we not need this thing anymore? What? Of course! Any leverage we can get is important! Sweet, I'll go load the shrapnel gun.Sableye (alias of Orthos)2020-09-21T14:46:28ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: DungeonmasterCal's House of RespiteSableye (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs42eu1&page=107?DungeonmasterCals-House-of-Respite#53022020-09-21T23:51:54Z2020-09-21T02:02:35Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Master Pugwampi wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Drejk wrote:</div><blockquote><p> <a href="https://shaperofworlds.blogspot.com/2020/09/fantasy-monster-miscriber-gremlin.html" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Fantasy Monster: Miscriber Gremlin</a>.</p>
<p>When gremlin <s>ate</s> re-wrote your homework. </blockquote>Huzzah! A new addition...and just in time for contract renegotiations with Rysky! :D </blockquote><p><i><looks up from strapping Hunt into a Mad Max-ified wheelchair></i>
<p>So.... uh.... do we not need this thing anymore?</p>Master Pugwampi wrote:Drejk wrote:Fantasy Monster: Miscriber Gremlin.
When gremlin ate re-wrote your homework.
Huzzah! A new addition...and just in time for contract renegotiations with Rysky! :D So.... uh.... do we not need this thing anymore?Sableye (alias of Orthos)2020-09-21T02:02:35ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: DungeonmasterCal's House of RespiteSableye (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs42eu1&page=104?DungeonmasterCals-House-of-Respite#51842020-08-17T20:34:55Z2020-08-16T23:45:36Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Drejk wrote:</div><blockquote> <a href="https://shaperofworlds.blogspot.com/2020/08/fantasy-npc-zirkkth-feybane.html" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Zirk'kth The Feybane</a>, a fey-eating dragon. </blockquote>{<i>rolls DC10 Clue check 1d20-4, FAILS</i>} Ha ha, stoopid fey! Get eaten! </blockquote><p>You tell 'em, Hunt! <i><fades into the shadows></i>Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:Drejk wrote: Zirk'kth The Feybane, a fey-eating dragon.
{rolls DC10 Clue check 1d20-4, FAILS} Ha ha, stoopid fey! Get eaten! You tell 'em, Hunt!Sableye (alias of Orthos)2020-08-16T23:45:36ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: DungeonmasterCal's House of RespiteSableye (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs42eu1&page=98?DungeonmasterCals-House-of-Respite#48582020-05-13T00:30:53Z2020-05-12T19:12:07Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Ragadolf wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Vanykrye wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Scintillae wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">quibblemuch wrote:</div><blockquote><p> So.</p>
<p>How’s everybody hanging in there? </blockquote>I have acquired an Orthos. </blockquote>Don't feed him after midnight, avoid contact with water, etc, etc, etc... </blockquote><p>I think your confusing Orthos with Gremlins,...
<p>or wait, IS an Ortho a TYPE of Gremlin!?!?!? </p>
<p>Don't feed it after midnight, DON'T FEED IT AFTER MIDNIGHT!!!! </blockquote><p>But night is where I do my best scheming... I mean, my best cooking!Ragadolf wrote:Vanykrye wrote: Scintillae wrote: quibblemuch wrote:So.
How’s everybody hanging in there?
I have acquired an Orthos. Don't feed him after midnight, avoid contact with water, etc, etc, etc... I think your confusing Orthos with Gremlins,... or wait, IS an Ortho a TYPE of Gremlin!?!?!?
Don't feed it after midnight, DON'T FEED IT AFTER MIDNIGHT!!!! But night is where I do my best scheming... I mean, my best cooking!Sableye (alias of Orthos)2020-05-12T19:12:07ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Would we have figured out astronomy faster if our moon spun?Sableye (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs42z3h?Would-we-have-figured-out-astronomy-faster-if#132020-03-12T20:44:38Z2020-03-12T19:48:23Z<p>I think that was the engine the Count and I played checkers with the gears for before reassembling it backwards.</p>
<p>Did you get a launch height reading? Y'know, for science.</p>I think that was the engine the Count and I played checkers with the gears for before reassembling it backwards.
Did you get a launch height reading? Y'know, for science.Sableye (alias of Orthos)2020-03-12T19:48:23ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Site Maintenance Coming—All Gremlins to General Quarters!Sableye (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs42m5a&page=3?Site-Maintenance-Coming-All-Gremlins-to#1492020-01-18T15:29:17Z2020-01-18T03:51:06Z<p><i>•drops jar of jam out the window to splash on Hunt and zing innocent bystanders with berry-scented projectile shards•</i></p>*drops jar of jam out the window to splash on Hunt and zing innocent bystanders with berry-scented projectile shards*Sableye (alias of Orthos)2020-01-18T03:51:06ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Site Maintenance Coming—All Gremlins to General Quarters!Sableye (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs42m5a&page=3?Site-Maintenance-Coming-All-Gremlins-to#1442020-01-17T04:02:46Z2020-01-17T04:02:46Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Vanykrye wrote:</div><blockquote><p> <span class=messageboard-ooc>Continues to hold out a jar of blackberry jam.</span></p>
<p>You know you want to. </blockquote><p>Yoink!Vanykrye wrote:Continues to hold out a jar of blackberry jam.
You know you want to.
Yoink!Sableye (alias of Orthos)2020-01-17T04:02:46ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Site Maintenance Coming—All Gremlins to General Quarters!Sableye (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs42m5a&page=3?Site-Maintenance-Coming-All-Gremlins-to#1272019-12-12T01:01:35Z2019-12-12T00:13:04Z<p>Huh? We had work today? I just woke up, I tricked some kids into trashing this guy's wine cellar the other night and decided I might as well sample the remains... what'd I miss?</p>Huh? We had work today? I just woke up, I tricked some kids into trashing this guy's wine cellar the other night and decided I might as well sample the remains... what'd I miss?Sableye (alias of Orthos)2019-12-12T00:13:04ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Ask *A Gremlin* ALL your Questions Here!Sableye (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs42etp&page=2?Ask-A-Gremlin-ALL-your-Questions-Here#922019-10-17T01:53:55Z2019-10-17T01:53:55Z<p>...wait, if you're not cleaning up here, who is? Sure as Winter's icicle-ridden instep isn't us!</p>...wait, if you're not cleaning up here, who is? Sure as Winter's icicle-ridden instep isn't us!Sableye (alias of Orthos)2019-10-17T01:53:55ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: I have created a mod-proof threadSableye (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs42ra3&page=6?I-have-created-a-modproof-thread#2812019-10-12T19:59:30Z2019-10-12T19:59:30Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Red Herring wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Sableye wrote:</div><blockquote> Shoot fish at lawyers? DON'T MIND IF I DO. </blockquote>You're going to find that difficult Eric when I put my foot up your ass. </blockquote><p>Joke's on you, my ass is semi-incorporeal, your foot can't stay in presuming it even gets in in the first place~Red Herring wrote:Sableye wrote: Shoot fish at lawyers? DON'T MIND IF I DO.
You're going to find that difficult Eric when I put my foot up your ass. Joke's on you, my ass is semi-incorporeal, your foot can't stay in presuming it even gets in in the first place~Sableye (alias of Orthos)2019-10-12T19:59:30ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: I have created a mod-proof threadSableye (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs42ra3&page=6?I-have-created-a-modproof-thread#2772019-10-12T18:45:40Z2019-10-12T02:42:04Z<p>Shoot fish at lawyers? DON'T MIND IF I DO.</p>Shoot fish at lawyers? DON'T MIND IF I DO.Sableye (alias of Orthos)2019-10-12T02:42:04ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: I have created a mod-proof threadSableye (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs42ra3&page=4?I-have-created-a-modproof-thread#1882019-09-29T20:42:59Z2019-09-29T20:40:32Z<p>I thought we fed the foot to Gary. By which I mean Gary snatched it off the operating table and hid behind the refrigerator while gnawing on it for three hours.</p>I thought we fed the foot to Gary. By which I mean Gary snatched it off the operating table and hid behind the refrigerator while gnawing on it for three hours.Sableye (alias of Orthos)2019-09-29T20:40:32ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Ask *A Gremlin* ALL your Questions Here!Sableye (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs42etp&page=2?Ask-A-Gremlin-ALL-your-Questions-Here#822019-09-23T00:06:53Z2019-09-23T00:06:53Z<p>Got phased! Nyahahahah!</p>Got phased! Nyahahahah!Sableye (alias of Orthos)2019-09-23T00:06:53ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Ask *A Gremlin* ALL your Questions Here!Sableye (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs42etp&page=2?Ask-A-Gremlin-ALL-your-Questions-Here#792019-09-17T10:18:05Z2019-09-17T00:21:46Z<p>Don't look at me, I'm not in the office. I've been redirecting rocks and baseballs at windows all day. And forcing fumbles at high school football games, those are always fun.</p>Don't look at me, I'm not in the office. I've been redirecting rocks and baseballs at windows all day. And forcing fumbles at high school football games, those are always fun.Sableye (alias of Orthos)2019-09-17T00:21:46ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Site Maintenance Coming—All Gremlins to General Quarters!Sableye (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs42m5a&page=3?Site-Maintenance-Coming-All-Gremlins-to#1032019-07-10T22:51:55Z2019-07-10T22:51:55Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Count de St. Jermlaine wrote:</div><blockquote> Please back my Kickstarter to create Bonnacon/Otyugh hybrids. </blockquote><p>They'll get you coming AND going!Count de St. Jermlaine wrote:Please back my Kickstarter to create Bonnacon/Otyugh hybrids.
They'll get you coming AND going!Sableye (alias of Orthos)2019-07-10T22:51:55ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Site Maintenance Coming—All Gremlins to General Quarters!Sableye (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs42m5a&page=2?Site-Maintenance-Coming-All-Gremlins-to#842019-07-09T00:35:29Z2019-07-08T04:36:58Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Bob the Pugwampi wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">DungeonmasterCal wrote:</div><blockquote> ALRIGHT! I just got a "504 Error" page. We're going to have to send the otyughs after all of you. </blockquote>I've always wanted a mount </blockquote><p>Ride, our world-devouring trash compactor! Ride unto BATTLE!!Bob the Pugwampi wrote:DungeonmasterCal wrote: ALRIGHT! I just got a "504 Error" page. We're going to have to send the otyughs after all of you.
I've always wanted a mount Ride, our world-devouring trash compactor! Ride unto BATTLE!!Sableye (alias of Orthos)2019-07-08T04:36:58ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Site Maintenance Coming—All Gremlins to General Quarters!Sableye (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs42m5a&page=2?Site-Maintenance-Coming-All-Gremlins-to#812019-07-08T09:59:33Z2019-07-08T02:37:11Z<p><i>•Continues reversing the wires and knotting the cords of various mechanical devices•</i></p>*Continues reversing the wires and knotting the cords of various mechanical devices*Sableye (alias of Orthos)2019-07-08T02:37:11ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Site Maintenance Coming—All Gremlins to General Quarters!Sableye (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs42m5a&page=2?Site-Maintenance-Coming-All-Gremlins-to#702019-07-05T14:49:44Z2019-07-05T00:19:05Z<p>You... got some Snyder on you there, man. That stuff's pretty corrosive, I saw some vexgits slather it on a few gizmos and they just kinda fell apart. </p>
<p>I mean, <b>I</b> thought it was <b><i>hilarious</i></b>, but you usually don't wanna slime <i>yourself</i> with that kinda thing unless you're a mite.</p>You... got some Snyder on you there, man. That stuff's pretty corrosive, I saw some vexgits slather it on a few gizmos and they just kinda fell apart.
I mean, I thought it was hilarious, but you usually don't wanna slime yourself with that kinda thing unless you're a mite.Sableye (alias of Orthos)2019-07-05T00:19:05ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Site Maintenance Coming—All Gremlins to General Quarters!Sableye (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs42m5a?Site-Maintenance-Coming-All-Gremlins-to#432019-07-03T17:37:23Z2019-07-02T15:21:14Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Vanykrye wrote:</div><blockquote><p> <span class=messageboard-ooc>•facepalm•</span></p>
<p>Sableye, that broken headlight is still attached to a '56 Buick. You still need to...<span class=messageboard-ooc>sees Bob's vacant drooling smile</span>...nevermind... </blockquote><p>REV THE GAS, HUNT!Vanykrye wrote:*facepalm*
Sableye, that broken headlight is still attached to a '56 Buick. You still need to...sees Bob's vacant drooling smile...nevermind...
REV THE GAS, HUNT!Sableye (alias of Orthos)2019-07-02T15:21:14ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Site Maintenance Coming—All Gremlins to General Quarters!Sableye (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs42m5a?Site-Maintenance-Coming-All-Gremlins-to#412019-07-03T17:37:10Z2019-07-02T04:23:02Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Bob the Pugwampi wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Master Pugwampi wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Bob the Pugwampi wrote:</div><blockquote> Owie </blockquote><p>He's OK folks! What a trooper!
<p>OK, they got the job done in about two hours, but our delay of over six hours was amazing! Well done everyone, especially you Bob!</p>
<p>Now for the after party...let's see...no one brought food...</p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>•outside avocados fall on the parking lot, going through parked cars windshields and denting roofs followed by Petrified Zwieback toasts shattering glass•</span></p>
<p>...OK, the snacks are here! Everybody party!!!! </blockquote>My brainpan hurts </blockquote><p>Here, I'll just replace your frontal lobe with this broken headlight, that'll fix everything.Bob the Pugwampi wrote:Master Pugwampi wrote: Bob the Pugwampi wrote: Owie
He's OK folks! What a trooper! OK, they got the job done in about two hours, but our delay of over six hours was amazing! Well done everyone, especially you Bob!
Now for the after party...let's see...no one brought food...
*outside avocados fall on the parking lot, going through parked cars windshields and denting roofs followed by Petrified Zwieback toasts shattering glass*
...OK, the snacks are here! Everybody...Sableye (alias of Orthos)2019-07-02T04:23:02ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Site Maintenance Coming—All Gremlins to General Quarters!Sableye (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs42m5a?Site-Maintenance-Coming-All-Gremlins-to#332019-07-03T17:36:19Z2019-07-02T00:23:56Z<p>I think Bob came out the other side. </p>
<p>Hey Bob! Scream if you can hear me!</p>I think Bob came out the other side.
Hey Bob! Scream if you can hear me!Sableye (alias of Orthos)2019-07-02T00:23:56ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLSableye (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=4563?Deep-6-FaWtL#2281492019-07-01T21:59:07Z2019-07-01T18:52:20Z<p>I swapped their brains with shattered china and used batteries and traded them to that Brain Collector guy for a fresh spaceship. Win-win!</p>I swapped their brains with shattered china and used batteries and traded them to that Brain Collector guy for a fresh spaceship. Win-win!Sableye (alias of Orthos)2019-07-01T18:52:20ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Site Maintenance Coming—All Gremlins to General Quarters!Sableye (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs42m5a?Site-Maintenance-Coming-All-Gremlins-to#252019-07-02T05:34:30Z2019-07-01T18:49:54Z<p>You think we can stretch Bob enough to get his legs in for another jam?</p>You think we can stretch Bob enough to get his legs in for another jam?Sableye (alias of Orthos)2019-07-01T18:49:54ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Site Maintenance Coming—All Gremlins to General Quarters!Sableye (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs42m5a?Site-Maintenance-Coming-All-Gremlins-to#52019-07-01T22:03:14Z2019-07-01T02:57:57Z<p>Guys look, I recruited a friend! He... she... it... it's good with technology, it says!</p>Guys look, I recruited a friend! He... she... it... it's good with technology, it says!Sableye (alias of Orthos)2019-07-01T02:57:57ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: DungeonmasterCal's House of RespiteSableye (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs42eu1&page=40?DungeonmasterCals-House-of-Respite#19522019-05-13T08:03:56Z2019-05-11T19:15:46Z<p><i>•free-throws a golf ball down the yodeler's gullet•</i></p>*free-throws a golf ball down the yodeler's gullet*Sableye (alias of Orthos)2019-05-11T19:15:46ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Ask *A Gremlin* ALL your Questions Here!Sableye (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs42etp&page=2?Ask-A-Gremlin-ALL-your-Questions-Here#692019-02-18T00:54:45Z2019-02-18T00:54:45Z<p>I swapped all the labels on the machine ports and tied wires in knots. Also reversed all the power switch labels and stole all the light bulbs.</p>I swapped all the labels on the machine ports and tied wires in knots. Also reversed all the power switch labels and stole all the light bulbs.Sableye (alias of Orthos)2019-02-18T00:54:45ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLSableye (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=4379?Deep-6-FaWtL#2189262019-02-17T21:10:04Z2019-02-17T21:10:04Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Drejk wrote:</div><blockquote> Anyone else keeps getting information about forum maintenance at random when loading/switching pages? </blockquote><p>Mission accomplished! Reporting back to the team....Drejk wrote:Anyone else keeps getting information about forum maintenance at random when loading/switching pages?
Mission accomplished! Reporting back to the team....Sableye (alias of Orthos)2019-02-17T21:10:04ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Ask *A Gremlin* ALL your Questions Here!Sableye (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs42etp&page=2?Ask-A-Gremlin-ALL-your-Questions-Here#532019-02-14T22:03:17Z2019-02-14T20:12:32Z<p>ALL HANDS ON DECK</p>ALL HANDS ON DECKSableye (alias of Orthos)2019-02-14T20:12:32ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: DungeonmasterCal's House of RespiteSableye (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs42eu1&page=16?DungeonmasterCals-House-of-Respite#7532019-01-27T19:47:41Z2019-01-27T02:16:01Z<p>Man, don't you hate it when you get kids in your creche? It takes forever to get the gooey bits out.</p>
<p><i><span class=tiny><muffled cackling></span></i></p>Man, don't you hate it when you get kids in your creche? It takes forever to get the gooey bits out.Sableye (alias of Orthos)2019-01-27T02:16:01ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Ask *A Gremlin* ALL your Questions Here!Sableye (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs42etp?Ask-A-Gremlin-ALL-your-Questions-Here#492020-05-10T17:41:56Z2019-01-24T02:15:13Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Sableye wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">DungeonmasterCal wrote:</div><blockquote> What is best in life? </blockquote>To trick your enemies, see them crush their belongings before you, and to hear the lamentations of their children! </blockquote><p>Laminating children seems like a good way make them easier to keep clean and to cut down on the mess they make.
<p>Oh wait, lamentations. Uh yeah, I don't know what that means. </blockquote><p>No no, your version's <i>juuuuuuust</i> fine. Let's roll with that.Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:Sableye wrote: DungeonmasterCal wrote: What is best in life?
To trick your enemies, see them crush their belongings before you, and to hear the lamentations of their children! Laminating children seems like a good way make them easier to keep clean and to cut down on the mess they make. Oh wait, lamentations. Uh yeah, I don't know what that means. No no, your version's juuuuuuust fine. Let's roll with that.Sableye (alias of Orthos)2019-01-24T02:15:13ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Ask *A Gremlin* ALL your Questions Here!Sableye (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs42etp?Ask-A-Gremlin-ALL-your-Questions-Here#332019-01-12T14:00:35Z2019-01-10T22:19:36Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Master Pugwampi wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Sableye wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">DungeonmasterCal wrote:</div><blockquote> What is best in life? </blockquote>To trick your enemies, see them crush their belongings before you, and to hear the lamentations of their children! </blockquote>Hobkins. The gremlins with no humor. But you've got to admire their sense of aesthetics... </blockquote><p>Hey, we have plenty of humor!
<p>The sound of screaming parents when they set off the collapsing shelf of shattering china for example is <i>hilarious.</i></p>Master Pugwampi wrote:Sableye wrote: DungeonmasterCal wrote: What is best in life?
To trick your enemies, see them crush their belongings before you, and to hear the lamentations of their children! Hobkins. The gremlins with no humor. But you've got to admire their sense of aesthetics... Hey, we have plenty of humor! The sound of screaming parents when they set off the collapsing shelf of shattering china for example is hilarious.Sableye (alias of Orthos)2019-01-10T22:19:36ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLSableye (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=4322?Deep-6-FaWtL#2160852019-01-10T18:12:51Z2019-01-10T18:12:51Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Scintillae wrote:</div><blockquote> Whee, we get to read about eating babies next week. </blockquote><p>Sign me up!Scintillae wrote:Whee, we get to read about eating babies next week.
Sign me up!Sableye (alias of Orthos)2019-01-10T18:12:51ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Ask *A Gremlin* ALL your Questions Here!Sableye (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs42etp?Ask-A-Gremlin-ALL-your-Questions-Here#312019-01-23T17:34:10Z2019-01-10T17:21:35Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">DungeonmasterCal wrote:</div><blockquote> What is best in life? </blockquote><p>To trick your enemies, see them crush their belongings before you, and to hear the lamentations of their children!DungeonmasterCal wrote:What is best in life?
To trick your enemies, see them crush their belongings before you, and to hear the lamentations of their children!Sableye (alias of Orthos)2019-01-10T17:21:35ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Ask *A Gremlin* ALL your Questions Here!Sableye (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs42etp?Ask-A-Gremlin-ALL-your-Questions-Here#302019-01-10T17:17:02Z2019-01-10T17:17:02Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Wilkins, Goblin Scholar wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Master Pugwampi wrote:</div><blockquote>Nope, fresh out of tranquilizers. Check with Mimdel Boom. I'm sure she can whip something up. </blockquote>I fear that's who I'm trying to tranquilize... </blockquote><p>Oh then that's easy. Just need to finagle her lab so she has a little self-inflicted "accident". With a little psychic prodding, can't hurt. Well, except where it's supposed to.Wilkins, Goblin Scholar wrote:Master Pugwampi wrote:Nope, fresh out of tranquilizers. Check with Mimdel Boom. I'm sure she can whip something up.
I fear that's who I'm trying to tranquilize... Oh then that's easy. Just need to finagle her lab so she has a little self-inflicted "accident". With a little psychic prodding, can't hurt. Well, except where it's supposed to.Sableye (alias of Orthos)2019-01-10T17:17:02ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLSableye (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=2532?Deep-6-FaWtL#1265702015-10-02T02:56:05Z2015-10-01T21:22:41Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Freehold DM wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Aranna wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Freehold DM wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Tin Foil Yamakah wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Quote:</div><blockquote>enjoys air popped popcorn while watching buffy DVDs go all blue and sparkly in microwave</blockquote>the sparks they look like firefly </blockquote><p>I went through 4 boxed sets trying to make it glow like it's namesake.
<p>No go. </blockquote>Awesome you bought four boxed sets, Joss Whedon should thank you personally </blockquote>I would love to have him over for dinner. </blockquote><p>You don't want it, it's too gamey. Here, let me take that off your hands.Freehold DM wrote:Aranna wrote: Freehold DM wrote: Tin Foil Yamakah wrote: Quote:enjoys air popped popcorn while watching buffy DVDs go all blue and sparkly in microwave
the sparks they look like firefly I went through 4 boxed sets trying to make it glow like it's namesake. No go. Awesome you bought four boxed sets, Joss Whedon should thank you personally I would love to have him over for dinner. You don't want it, it's too gamey. Here, let me take that off your hands.Sableye (alias of Orthos)2015-10-01T21:22:41ZRe: Forums: Website Feedback: Spamwar - I'm flagging as fast as I can but.....Sableye (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2s5yu&page=7?Spamwar-Im-flagging-as-fast-as-I-can-but#3012015-04-30T15:30:45Z2015-04-30T14:36:02Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Tacticslion wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Orthos wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Tacticslion wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Abraham spalding wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Some advice for flagging:</p>
<p>When you see several spam threads being generated look what username is creating them. Only grab a single thread for each username. Then click on the username and go to their posts (or threads) and then flag there.</p>
<p>That way you do not have to try and open every thread you can simply hammer the offender's posts using "this one simple method <i>they</i> don't want you to know about!" </blockquote><p>This... this is a brilliant post on so... many... levels.
<p>Okay. </p>
<p>The internet is done. </p>
<p>Abraham spalding finished it.</p>
<p>Well done, sir. Well done. </blockquote><a href="https://xkcd.com/1454/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">No, don't say that!</a> </blockquote><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCP2QQH4uuQ" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Too late</a>! </blockquote><p>Way to go, genius....Tacticslion wrote:Orthos wrote: Tacticslion wrote: Abraham spalding wrote:Some advice for flagging:
When you see several spam threads being generated look what username is creating them. Only grab a single thread for each username. Then click on the username and go to their posts (or threads) and then flag there.
That way you do not have to try and open every thread you can simply hammer the offender's posts using "this one simple method they don't want you to know about!"
This... this is...Sableye (alias of Orthos)2015-04-30T14:36:02ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: Pathfinder Roleplaying Game: Advanced Class Guide (OGL)Sableye (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/products/btpy978v/discuss&page=44?Pathfinder-Roleplaying-Game-Advanced-Class-Guide#21922014-08-16T17:46:20Z2014-08-16T17:46:20Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Alexander Augunas wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Gisher wrote:</div><blockquote><p>What?!? Sawtooth Sabers? What are… Treated as light weapons? That's amazing!</p>
<p>My new Dex based TWF Eldritch Knight thanks you! </blockquote>Don't thank me, thank the Red Mantis God. </blockquote><p>Yeah, yeah, whatever.Alexander Augunas wrote:Gisher wrote:What?!? Sawtooth Sabers? What are… Treated as light weapons? That's amazing!
My new Dex based TWF Eldritch Knight thanks you!
Don't thank me, thank the Red Mantis God. Yeah, yeah, whatever.Sableye (alias of Orthos)2014-08-16T17:46:20ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...Sableye (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=64?The-Next-Poster#31802014-07-31T16:52:46Z2014-07-31T16:52:46Z<p>Eh, we all have hobbies.</p>
<p>The next poster got suckered into an appearance on live television.</p>Eh, we all have hobbies.
The next poster got suckered into an appearance on live television.Sableye (alias of Orthos)2014-07-31T16:52:46ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: You might be a Paizo veteran if...Sableye (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ralg&page=3?You-might-be-a-Paizo-veteran-if#1242014-07-28T09:06:11Z2014-07-28T01:25:20Z<p>I guess you're acceptable. I guess.</p>I guess you're acceptable. I guess.Sableye (alias of Orthos)2014-07-28T01:25:20ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Order 66Sableye (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2r9pm&page=3?Order-66#1502014-07-23T21:24:55Z2014-07-23T21:24:55Z<p><i>•tricks Space Ghost into blasting the Fiend into neutrinos on live television•</i></p>*tricks Space Ghost into blasting the Fiend into neutrinos on live television*Sableye (alias of Orthos)2014-07-23T21:24:55ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLSableye (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=2175?Deep-6-FaWtL#1087422014-07-04T04:46:40Z2014-07-04T04:46:40Z<p>Oh joy, it thinks it's funny.</p>
<p>Can't be worse than half the clowns I've seen on the show already I guess.</p>Oh joy, it thinks it's funny.
Can't be worse than half the clowns I've seen on the show already I guess.Sableye (alias of Orthos)2014-07-04T04:46:40ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLSableye (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=2175?Deep-6-FaWtL#1087402014-07-04T04:46:42Z2014-07-04T04:40:09Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Amby's Brain wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Scintillae wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Rawr! wrote:</div><blockquote> <a href="http://mythopoeicrambling.blogspot.com/2014/07/frightful-fridays-wespenspinne.html" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">When a spider and a wasp love each other very much</a>... </blockquote><a href="http://static.fjcdn.com/gifs/Nope+nope+nope_0d2f84_4710349.gif" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">yay</a> </blockquote>I kinda think he's cute. He probably talks like <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhmrNoNtQNo" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Zorak</a>. </blockquote><p>He's a cousin, thrice removed or some nonsense. I've lost count of all those.Amby's Brain wrote:Scintillae wrote: Rawr! wrote: When a spider and a wasp love each other very much...
yay I kinda think he's cute. He probably talks like Zorak. He's a cousin, thrice removed or some nonsense. I've lost count of all those.Sableye (alias of Orthos)2014-07-04T04:40:09Z