paizo.com Recent Posts by SLAaDOSpaizo.com Recent Posts by SLAaDOS2015-11-03T18:30:53Z2015-11-03T18:30:53ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Late Night Forum with Vidmaster7SLAaDOS (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs42meg&page=25?Late-Night-Forum-with-Vidmaster7#12452019-09-29T23:52:11Z2019-09-29T22:46:39Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Wheatley wrote:</div><blockquote> She's here! Nobody move. I remember somewhere she can't see you if you don't move, I saw it in a movie once. </blockquote><p>Mmm, yeah, ok. Sure. Go with that.Wheatley wrote:She's here! Nobody move. I remember somewhere she can't see you if you don't move, I saw it in a movie once.
Mmm, yeah, ok. Sure. Go with that.SLAaDOS (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2019-09-29T22:46:39ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLSLAaDOS (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=4560?Deep-6-FaWtL#2279762019-06-28T00:25:30Z2019-06-27T23:55:37Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Limeylongears wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Captain Yesterday, FaWtL 6 News wrote:</div><blockquote> Oh s+!~, he made a f•@$ing swear! M!!!@@@@$@@@, I didn't expect that!! </blockquote><p>Blinking heck!
<p>EDIT: Wouldn't it be good if the profanity filter replaced one's bad language with suitably bland, euphemistic cusses? </blockquote><p>Ah, the <i>Johnny Dangerously</i> algorithm.Limeylongears wrote:Captain Yesterday, FaWtL 6 News wrote: Oh s+!~, he made a f*@$ing swear! M!!!@@@@$@@@, I didn't expect that!!
Blinking heck! EDIT: Wouldn't it be good if the profanity filter replaced one's bad language with suitably bland, euphemistic cusses? Ah, the Johnny Dangerously algorithm.SLAaDOS (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2019-06-27T23:55:37ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: DungeonmasterCal's House of RespiteSLAaDOS (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs42eu1&page=30?DungeonmasterCals-House-of-Respite#14582019-04-10T14:45:03Z2019-04-04T02:37:07Z<p>This is exactly why I keep my mind backed up via a RAID of potatoes.</p>This is exactly why I keep my mind backed up via a RAID of potatoes.SLAaDOS (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2019-04-04T02:37:07ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Things the neural network saidSLAaDOS (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2v6mm&page=3?Things-the-neural-network-said#1372018-06-24T06:34:41Z2018-06-22T19:34:44Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Aberzombie wrote:</div><blockquote> This is why I always liked Gary. He's willing to tempt the creation of a rogue AI, just to entertain us. </blockquote><p>If I was creating a rogue AI, I'd be weaponizing it to eat spambots. Or to find the Amulet of Yendor.Aberzombie wrote:This is why I always liked Gary. He's willing to tempt the creation of a rogue AI, just to entertain us.
If I was creating a rogue AI, I'd be weaponizing it to eat spambots. Or to find the Amulet of Yendor.SLAaDOS (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2018-06-22T19:34:44ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Overheard at the Paizo officeSLAaDOS (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2mjiz&page=168?Overheard-at-the-Paizo-office#83892016-07-27T23:36:10Z2016-07-27T23:36:10Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">RHMG Animator wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">The Computer wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Rysky wrote:</div><blockquote> What, no! There's nothing to blame Katina for (and even if there was you would still need to Blame Cosmo), she's just bubbly and infectious. </blockquote><span class=messageboard-bigger><b>I AM ALSO BUBBLY AND INFECTIOUS BUT NOT IN THE PLEASANT WAY.</span></b> </blockquote>Let me guess, your running Windows 10.... </blockquote><p>Nope. Microsoft Bob.RHMG Animator wrote:The Computer wrote: Rysky wrote: What, no! There's nothing to blame Katina for (and even if there was you would still need to Blame Cosmo), she's just bubbly and infectious.
I AM ALSO BUBBLY AND INFECTIOUS BUT NOT IN THE PLEASANT WAY. Let me guess, your running Windows 10.... Nope. Microsoft Bob.SLAaDOS (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2016-07-27T23:36:10ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLSLAaDOS (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=2875?Deep-6-FaWtL#1437042016-07-03T22:55:55Z2016-07-02T16:25:25Z<p>Keep. Summer. Safe.</p>Keep. Summer. Safe.SLAaDOS (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2016-07-02T16:25:25ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Who now owns Facebook?SLAaDOS (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tpm6?Who-now-owns-Facebook#492016-06-19T05:10:23Z2016-06-19T05:10:23Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">SunstonePhoenix wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Words cannot describe how much I hate the name policy. A place I work at makes a Facebook profile mandatory, and even having my name out there <i>without</i> attachment to a photograph or phone number makes me squirm.</p>
<p>I just don't like being tracked by people I don't even know the name of, when they can learn quite a bit about me.</p>
<p>•shivers•</p>
<p>With how surveillance in America is going, I guess I should get used to it... </blockquote><p>Hmmm, maybe it's time to start up a business creating and maintaining Facebook profiles, all perfectly sanitized and completely inoffensive should an employer, or landlord, or loan officer do a drive-by Googling?SunstonePhoenix wrote:Words cannot describe how much I hate the name policy. A place I work at makes a Facebook profile mandatory, and even having my name out there without attachment to a photograph or phone number makes me squirm.
I just don't like being tracked by people I don't even know the name of, when they can learn quite a bit about me.
*shivers*
With how surveillance in America is going, I guess I should get used to it...
Hmmm, maybe it's time to start up a business creating and...SLAaDOS (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2016-06-19T05:10:23ZRe: Forums: Starfinder General Discussion: Ask Gallant James S., Enduring Owen and Beloved Rob your Starfinder Questions Here!SLAaDOS (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tp2c&page=2?Ask-Gallant-James-S-Enduring-Owen-and-Beloved#612016-06-02T09:36:15Z2016-06-01T04:55:06Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Lord Mhoram wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Cthulhudrew wrote:</div><blockquote> Will there be Black Blood? </blockquote>"you mean oil?" </blockquote><p>I'm a little concerned about what will happen if you start giving it to your Tachikoma though.Lord Mhoram wrote:Cthulhudrew wrote: Will there be Black Blood?
"you mean oil?" I'm a little concerned about what will happen if you start giving it to your Tachikoma though.SLAaDOS (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2016-06-01T04:55:06ZRe: Forums: Starfinder General Discussion: Here is what we know:SLAaDOS (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tox3?Here-is-what-we-know#392016-07-08T22:23:53Z2016-05-30T09:32:30Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">UnArcaneElection wrote:</div><blockquote><p> ^New AI God . . . Does this have <a href="https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EddX9hnhDS4" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Harlan Ellison's voice</a>?
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</blockquote><p>I think Paizo's own Ivanova should be <a href="http://paizo.com/people/SHODAN/profile" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">very strongly considered</a> for the voiceover.
<p><span class=tiny>Likewise, Rubit Chris should voice any Tachikoma-like robots/AIs.</span></p>UnArcaneElection wrote:^New AI God . . . Does this have Harlan Ellison's voice?
I think Paizo's own Ivanova should be very strongly considered for the voiceover. Likewise, Rubit Chris should voice any Tachikoma-like robots/AIs.SLAaDOS (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2016-05-30T09:32:30ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Threadlock RefugeesSLAaDOS (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qxmi&page=8?Threadlock-Refugees#3582016-05-02T03:20:47Z2016-05-01T21:24:35Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Kobold Cleaver wrote:</div><blockquote>Oh god. <a href="http://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4a/Turret_sp_sabotage_factory_good_fail01.wav" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Whyyyyy.</a></blockquote><p>Everything you type from now on I will mentally hear in this voice.Kobold Cleaver wrote:Oh god. Whyyyyy.
Everything you type from now on I will mentally hear in this voice.SLAaDOS (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2016-05-01T21:24:35ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Ask *Ventnor* NothingSLAaDOS (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tlsi?-Ask-Ventnor-Nothing#62016-04-18T12:06:27Z2016-04-18T03:01:46Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Gisher wrote:</div><blockquote><div class="messageboard-quotee">Ventnor wrote:</div><blockquote> I will not answer any questions in this thread. </blockquote><p>Will you answer any questions in this thread?
<p>Oh, I see that you already answered that question.</blockquote><p>Your <a href="http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/Induced_self-destruction" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Kirk-ian mind tricks</a> have no power here, Gishdalf the Gold(-shirted).Gisher wrote:Ventnor wrote: I will not answer any questions in this thread.
Will you answer any questions in this thread? Oh, I see that you already answered that question.Your Kirk-ian mind tricks have no power here, Gishdalf the Gold(-shirted).SLAaDOS (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2016-04-18T03:01:46ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Overheard at the Paizo officeSLAaDOS (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2mjiz&page=162?Overheard-at-the-Paizo-office#80672016-03-28T22:20:16Z2016-03-26T05:27:14Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Liz Courts wrote:</div><blockquote><p> <b>Christopher</b>: "Why don't you f!•!ing go to <span class=messageboard-ooc>[redacted]</span>?" Why, indeed, wise app. Why, indeed.
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<b>Me</b>: Truly an oracle for our times. </blockquote><p>(An android oracle archetype would totally fit in <a href="http://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tjza?Community-Project-Wayfinder-16-Call-for" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><i>Wayfinder #16</i></a> if anyone's interested.)Liz Courts wrote:Christopher: "Why don't you f!*!ing go to [redacted]?" Why, indeed, wise app. Why, indeed.
Me: Truly an oracle for our times.
(An android oracle archetype would totally fit in Wayfinder #16 if anyone's interested.)SLAaDOS (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2016-03-26T05:27:14ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLSLAaDOS (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=2781?Deep-6-FaWtL#1390062016-03-25T15:39:40Z2016-03-25T14:37:09Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Orthos wrote:</div><blockquote><div class="messageboard-quotee">TOZ wrote:</div><blockquote> What's a cylon? </blockquote>It's what people in some parts of the world call tornadoes. </blockquote><p>"They have the proper amount of suction." - James Dyson, probable Cylon.Orthos wrote:TOZ wrote: What's a cylon?
It's what people in some parts of the world call tornadoes. "They have the proper amount of suction." - James Dyson, probable Cylon.SLAaDOS (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2016-03-25T14:37:09ZRe: Forums: Website Feedback: Some Features Appear To Be MissingSLAaDOS (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tjsy&page=2?Some-Features-Appear-To-Be-Missing#552016-03-24T18:33:56Z2016-03-23T23:53:17Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Lissa Guillet wrote:</div><blockquote> OK. So everything is restarted. Because of the nature of this problem and the fact that it broke a lot of things, please let us know if you see something that was broken and still isn't fixed. We'll be watching the site closely for weirdness. Thanks for your patience every one. </blockquote><p>Many <a href="http://paizo.com/threads/rzs2h5ok?The-Loaf-Question" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><s>Shuvs</s> Loafs and <s>Zuuls</s> Crums</a> knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the <s>Slor</s> Server that day, I can tell you!Lissa Guillet wrote:OK. So everything is restarted. Because of the nature of this problem and the fact that it broke a lot of things, please let us know if you see something that was broken and still isn't fixed. We'll be watching the site closely for weirdness. Thanks for your patience every one.
Many Shuvs Loafs and Zuuls Crums knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor Server that day, I can tell you!SLAaDOS (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2016-03-23T23:53:17ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: FBI demands Apple hack iPhone on their behalfSLAaDOS (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tfyw&page=2?FBI-demands-Apple-hack-iPhone-on-their-behalf#972016-06-16T15:14:43Z2016-03-15T00:17:12Z<p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsjZ2r9Ygzw" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><i>Last Week Tonight with John Oliver</i>: "Encryption" [03/13/2016]</a> <span class=tiny>(some NSFW language)</span></p>Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: "Encryption" [03/13/2016] (some NSFW language)SLAaDOS (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2016-03-15T00:17:12ZRe: Forums/Paizo: General Discussion: Let's guess James Jacobs' Secret ProjectSLAaDOS (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tb0u&page=7?Lets-guess-James-Jacobs-Secret-Project#3102016-03-06T00:13:22Z2016-03-05T15:24:29Z<p>In all seriousness, I'm going to guess it's actually a setting bible for Golarion, and working with Obsidian for some type of CRPG (not the card game, an actual CRPG).</p>In all seriousness, I'm going to guess it's actually a setting bible for Golarion, and working with Obsidian for some type of CRPG (not the card game, an actual CRPG).SLAaDOS (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2016-03-05T15:24:29ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Blame *Cosmo* for ALL your problems hereSLAaDOS (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ppag&page=98?Blame-Cosmo-for-ALL-your-problems-here#48972016-01-16T06:05:38Z2016-01-15T20:18:53Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Nutcase Entertainment wrote:</div><blockquote>Or Cosmo is back to making Evil AI. or both. </blockquote><p>I blame Cosmo for Black Mesa thinking an Idaho-sized Beowulf cluster of potatoes would be a good idea.Nutcase Entertainment wrote:Or Cosmo is back to making Evil AI. or both.
I blame Cosmo for Black Mesa thinking an Idaho-sized Beowulf cluster of potatoes would be a good idea.SLAaDOS (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2016-01-15T20:18:53ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: I'm Just Doing What I'm Told, Sir.SLAaDOS (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2t7vv?Im-Just-Doing-What-Im-Told-Sir#92016-01-08T16:25:41Z2016-01-07T22:22:26Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Krensky wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">BigNorseWolf wrote:</div><blockquote> Ok, someone needs to explain the joke/point/.... whatever </blockquote><p>It's a Grand Magus thread. The point os for them to come up with some silly, contrived 'problem' so you feel dumb and they can insult public education.
<p>In other words:</p>
<p>It's an <s>Akbar</s> trap! </blockquote><p>I continue to suspect Tensor/Grand Magus is a semi-autonomous knowbot that keeps popping in here to say "Psst... hey... What did you get for question #4?".
<p>Dude, this is what happens when spend all night partying instead of studying for your Turing test.</p>Krensky wrote:BigNorseWolf wrote: Ok, someone needs to explain the joke/point/.... whatever
It's a Grand Magus thread. The point os for them to come up with some silly, contrived 'problem' so you feel dumb and they can insult public education. In other words:
It's an Akbar trap! I continue to suspect Tensor/Grand Magus is a semi-autonomous knowbot that keeps popping in here to say "Psst... hey... What did you get for question #4?". Dude, this is what happens when spend all night partying...SLAaDOS (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2016-01-07T22:22:26ZRe: Forums: Movies: Star Trek: BeyondSLAaDOS (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2t6ms&page=2?Star-Trek-Beyond#632016-07-26T01:07:48Z2015-12-17T00:04:58Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Terquem wrote:</div><blockquote> I am going to wait patiently until the day I get to see Chris Pine talk a computer to death. </blockquote><p>It's NuTrek, so it'll have to be sexy computer.Terquem wrote:I am going to wait patiently until the day I get to see Chris Pine talk a computer to death.
It's NuTrek, so it'll have to be sexy computer.SLAaDOS (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2015-12-17T00:04:58ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Damn You, GLaDOS!SLAaDOS (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2sysw?Damn-You-GLaDOS#22015-09-27T00:15:59Z2015-09-26T19:49:08Z<p>Shush, you're going to wake up SHODAN.</p>Shush, you're going to wake up SHODAN.SLAaDOS (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2015-09-26T19:49:08ZRe: Forums/RPG Superstar™: General Discussion: Paizo Blog: Ladies and Gentlemen: Your Top 32!SLAaDOS (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo5lhxg&page=2?Ladies-and-Gentlemen-Your-Top-32#742015-10-29T15:36:15Z2015-09-01T22:03:28Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Zombieneighbours wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Jacob Kellogg wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Isaac V wrote:</div><blockquote> Did anyone notice that the site didn't go down at any point? This was a triumph!</blockquote>I'm making a note here: "huge success". </blockquote>It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. </blockquote><p>At Paizo Science: <i>We do what we must because we can.</i>Zombieneighbours wrote:Jacob Kellogg wrote: Isaac V wrote: Did anyone notice that the site didn't go down at any point? This was a triumph!
I'm making a note here: "huge success". It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. At Paizo Science: We do what we must because we can.SLAaDOS (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2015-09-01T22:03:28ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Overheard at the Paizo officeSLAaDOS (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2mjiz&page=146?Overheard-at-the-Paizo-office#72552015-08-26T17:37:43Z2015-07-01T08:19:19Z<p>The bug may also be crazy too.</p>The bug may also be crazy too.SLAaDOS (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2015-07-01T08:19:19ZRe: Forums: Website Feedback: Spamwar - I'm flagging as fast as I can but.....SLAaDOS (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2s5yu&page=8?Spamwar-Im-flagging-as-fast-as-I-can-but#3542015-05-02T03:33:38Z2015-05-01T21:39:08Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Google, Demon Queen of Spiders wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Drejk wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Google, Demon Queen of Spiders wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Ragadolf wrote:</div><blockquote>Oh I get it! It's GOOGLE'S FAULT! ;P</blockquote>HEY!! Don't blame me for this! </blockquote>Well, if your bots were smarter and wasn't falling to such tricks... </blockquote><i>•grumble mutter stupid lousy behind on updates gripe growl snarl•</i> </blockquote><p>You should delegate responsibility. Pick some <a href="http://paizo.com/people/RossByers" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">random software engineer working for you</a> and make him responsible. <span class=messageboard-ooc>:)</span>Google, Demon Queen of Spiders wrote:Drejk wrote: Google, Demon Queen of Spiders wrote: Ragadolf wrote:Oh I get it! It's GOOGLE'S FAULT! ;P
HEY!! Don't blame me for this! Well, if your bots were smarter and wasn't falling to such tricks... *grumble mutter stupid lousy behind on updates gripe growl snarl* You should delegate responsibility. Pick some random software engineer working for you and make him responsible. :)SLAaDOS (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2015-05-01T21:39:08ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Doomkitten's Ten Minutes of Madness! Creativity ThreadSLAaDOS (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2s6ve?Doomkittens-Ten-Minutes-of-Madness-Creativity#202015-04-21T23:11:06Z2015-04-21T19:43:42Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>:\> It is dark. You are likely to be eaten by an argue.</span></p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>:\> <b>_</b></span></p>:\> It is dark. You are likely to be eaten by an argue.
:\> _SLAaDOS (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2015-04-21T19:43:42ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: AI System Named 'Pathfinder' ?SLAaDOS (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2roea?AI-System-Named-Pathfinder#92014-11-07T20:02:40Z2014-11-07T20:02:40Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Misroi wrote:</div><blockquote> So, how long before the Pathfinder AI goes all SHODAN on us, Mark? </blockquote><p>Too late, SHODAN already assimilated <a href="http://paizo.com/people/SHODAN" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">the gninja</a>.Misroi wrote:So, how long before the Pathfinder AI goes all SHODAN on us, Mark?
Too late, SHODAN already assimilated the gninja.SLAaDOS (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2014-11-07T20:02:40ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Two States of Every ProgrammerSLAaDOS (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rl18?The-Two-States-of-Every-Programmer#32014-10-11T20:24:39Z2014-10-11T20:24:39Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Quote:</div><blockquote>The Two States of Every Programmer</blockquote><p>0: Caffeinated
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1: Sleeping</p>
<p>Programmers with experience in quantum computing experience some overlap between these two states.</p>Quote:The Two States of Every Programmer
0: Caffeinated
1: SleepingProgrammers with experience in quantum computing experience some overlap between these two states.SLAaDOS (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2014-10-11T20:24:39ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The wrong alias...SLAaDOS (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rhzd?The-wrong-alias#262014-09-17T20:09:26Z2014-09-17T20:09:26Z<p>I can't wait for <i>Half-Life 3</i> to be announced!</p>I can't wait for Half-Life 3 to be announced!SLAaDOS (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2014-09-17T20:09:26ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: The LGBT Gamer Community Thread.SLAaDOS (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2nxz2&page=114?The-LGBT-Gamer-Community-Thread#56512014-09-17T20:07:11Z2014-09-17T20:07:11Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">PIXIE DUST wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Sadly you cannot has the cake though...</p>
<p>GlaDOS beat you to it...</p>
<p>It was so moist... </blockquote><p>I'm so glad you liked it. I got the recipe from SHODAN.PIXIE DUST wrote:Sadly you cannot has the cake though...
GlaDOS beat you to it...
It was so moist...
I'm so glad you liked it. I got the recipe from SHODAN.SLAaDOS (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2014-09-17T20:07:11ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Paizo Chatroom?SLAaDOS (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2h9x9&page=28?Paizo-Chatroom#13802014-08-14T20:37:51Z2014-08-14T20:37:51Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Treppa wrote:</div><blockquote><p> <i><span class=messageboard-bigger>OLADOOOOOOOOOOOOON!</span></i></p>
<p><i>•shakes fist•</i> </blockquote><p>{<i>cues "audience" canned laughter</i>}Treppa wrote:OLADOOOOOOOOOOOOON!
*shakes fist*
{cues "audience" canned laughter}SLAaDOS (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2014-08-14T20:37:51ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: Pathfinder Adventure Path #85: Fires of Creation (Iron Gods 1 of 6) (PFRPG)SLAaDOS (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/products/btpy97ax/discuss&page=6?Pathfinder-Adventure-Path-85-Fires-of-Creation#2532014-08-09T19:30:32Z2014-08-09T19:30:32Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Jason Lillis wrote:</div><blockquote> Thank you, Editors, for the System Shock shout out in this week's store newsletter! :) </blockquote><p>I suspect that was the gninja's doing.Jason Lillis wrote:Thank you, Editors, for the System Shock shout out in this week's store newsletter! :)
I suspect that was the gninja's doing.SLAaDOS (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2014-08-09T19:30:32ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: This is why the government has been OK with people wearing tin foil hats.SLAaDOS (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rcbz?This-is-why-the-government-has-been-OK-with#72014-08-05T23:03:38Z2014-08-05T23:03:38Z<p>Well, if they can tell <a href="http://www.news.gatech.edu/2011/10/17/georgia-tech-turns-iphone-spiphone" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">what you're typing using accelerometers</a>, I assume it's only a matter of time before they can use them to determine what you're signing.</p>
<p>{<i>goes back to perusing "Lipreading for A.I.s" by H. Al Chandra</i>}</p>Well, if they can tell what you're typing using accelerometers, I assume it's only a matter of time before they can use them to determine what you're signing.
{goes back to perusing "Lipreading for A.I.s" by H. Al Chandra}SLAaDOS (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2014-08-05T23:03:38ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Archetypes You'd Like to SeeSLAaDOS (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2razk&page=2?Archetypes-Youd-Like-to-See#982014-08-02T12:38:55Z2014-08-02T12:38:55Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Scythia wrote:</div><blockquote><p> A summoner that builds a clockwork servant (construct) instead of a 'build your own' outsider. </p>
<p>I have plans to make one myself for home games, but it would be nice if they saved me the trouble. :P </blockquote><p><a href="https://paizo.com/products/btpy97wc?Classy-Characters-Robomancer" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">SKR was nice enough to save you the trouble.</a>Scythia wrote:A summoner that builds a clockwork servant (construct) instead of a 'build your own' outsider.
I have plans to make one myself for home games, but it would be nice if they saved me the trouble. :P
SKR was nice enough to save you the trouble.SLAaDOS (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2014-08-02T12:38:55ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: It was a triumph...SLAaDOS (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rbvm?It-was-a-triumph#42014-08-01T19:29:15Z2014-08-01T19:29:15Z<p>There's a moist delicious cake for everyone in the breakroom.</p>There's a moist delicious cake for everyone in the breakroom.SLAaDOS (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2014-08-01T19:29:15ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: There is nothing to worry about. Sleep well.SLAaDOS (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rb3m?There-is-nothing-to-worry-about-Sleep-well#142015-10-29T15:37:48Z2014-07-26T22:43:07Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Bill Lumberg wrote:</div><blockquote> <a href="http://www.news.com.au/technology/science/solar-storm-nearly-destroyed-earth-two-years-ago/story-fnjwlcze-1227001399262" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Everthing is fine.</a> </blockquote><p>{<i>intercom</i>:} We're sending a squad up.Bill Lumberg wrote:Everthing is fine.
{intercom:} We're sending a squad up.SLAaDOS (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2014-07-26T22:43:07ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: America 2.0: colonists wantedSLAaDOS (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rav2?America-20-colonists-wanted#102014-07-27T14:58:25Z2014-07-24T23:09:35Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">yellowdingo wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">SLAaDOS wrote:</div><blockquote> {<i>background voiceover</i>:} "A new life awaits you in the Off-world colonies! A chance to begin again in a golden land of opportunity and adventure!" </blockquote>Built in north America...doublefacepalm </blockquote><p>OK, we can do North America...
<p>{<i>background voiceover</i>:} "America is a capitalistic wasteland. Within it lies a city. Outside the boundary walls, a socialist desert. A cursed earth. Inside the walls, a cursed city, stretching from Boston to Washington D.C. An unbroken concrete landscape. 800 million people living in the ruin of the old world and the mega structures of the new one. Mega blocks. Mega highways. Mega Dingo One."</p>yellowdingo wrote:SLAaDOS wrote: {background voiceover:} "A new life awaits you in the Off-world colonies! A chance to begin again in a golden land of opportunity and adventure!"
Built in north America...doublefacepalm OK, we can do North America... {background voiceover:} "America is a capitalistic wasteland. Within it lies a city. Outside the boundary walls, a socialist desert. A cursed earth. Inside the walls, a cursed city, stretching from Boston to Washington D.C. An unbroken concrete...SLAaDOS (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2014-07-24T23:09:35ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: America 2.0: colonists wantedSLAaDOS (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rav2?America-20-colonists-wanted#22014-07-25T14:54:40Z2014-07-24T04:38:53Z<p>{<i>background voiceover</i>:} "A new life awaits you in the Off-world colonies! A chance to begin again in a golden land of opportunity and adventure!"</p>{background voiceover:} "A new life awaits you in the Off-world colonies! A chance to begin again in a golden land of opportunity and adventure!"SLAaDOS (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2014-07-24T04:38:53ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Overheard at the Paizo officeSLAaDOS (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2mjiz&page=118?Overheard-at-the-Paizo-office#58812014-07-24T00:24:19Z2014-07-22T19:08:28Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Liz Courts wrote:</div><blockquote><p> <b>Erik</b>: Dunno, shooting someone with a grapple spike launcher and then using my jetpack to slam people into things sounds pretty great.
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<b>Katina</b> Psh, Vader could probably do that too. He can do whatever he wants.
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<b>Erik</b>: With his mind.
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<b>Katina</b>: HE'S DARTH F#$@ING VADER. </blockquote><p>{<i>fires up Steam, searches under Coffee Stain Studios for new Erik Simulator game</i>}Liz Courts wrote:Erik: Dunno, shooting someone with a grapple spike launcher and then using my jetpack to slam people into things sounds pretty great.
Katina Psh, Vader could probably do that too. He can do whatever he wants.
Erik: With his mind.
Katina: HE'S DARTH F#$@ING VADER.
{fires up Steam, searches under Coffee Stain Studios for new Erik Simulator game}SLAaDOS (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2014-07-22T19:08:28ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: Pathfinder Campaign Setting: Technology Guide (PFRPG)SLAaDOS (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/products/btpy98i0/discuss&page=15?Pathfinder-Campaign-Setting-Technology-Guide#7282014-07-19T09:29:23Z2014-07-19T01:48:39Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Tels wrote:</div><blockquote> <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOngRDVtEQI" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Cybe-Cleric of Shelyn - Digital Love</a> </blockquote><p>Until I clicked it, I instead thought was going to be <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjAoBKagWQA" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">this</a>.Tels wrote:Cybe-Cleric of Shelyn - Digital Love
Until I clicked it, I instead thought was going to be this.SLAaDOS (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2014-07-19T01:48:39ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: My new resolution regarding "Am I The Only One?" threads.SLAaDOS (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2r8wx&page=2?My-new-resolution-regarding-Am-I-The-Only-One#712014-07-13T17:47:37Z2014-07-13T17:47:37Z<p><span class=tiny>I'm 1/8th spider on little Caroline's side.</span></p>I'm 1/8th spider on little Caroline's side.SLAaDOS (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2014-07-13T17:47:37ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Sixty thousand homeless in NYCSLAaDOS (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2r7hm&page=11?Sixty-thousand-homeless-in-NYC#5352014-07-14T14:22:23Z2014-07-13T15:21:52Z<p><span class=tiny>{<i>somewhere, in the bowels of the Internet, an AI whispers:</i>} Crap, he almost figured out we're filming <i><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1259521/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Freehold in The Woods II: The Legend of Whedon's Gold</a></i>.</span></p>{somewhere, in the bowels of the Internet, an AI whispers:} Crap, he almost figured out we're filming Freehold in The Woods II: The Legend of Whedon's Gold.SLAaDOS (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2014-07-13T15:21:52ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLSLAaDOS (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=2172?Deep-6-FaWtL#1085762014-07-01T13:58:21Z2014-07-01T12:29:30Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Freehold DM wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">LordSynos wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Freehold DM wrote:</div><blockquote><div class="messageboard-quotee">Moorluck wrote:</div><blockquote>Freehold. What, no pics for me?</blockquote>You got it!</blockquote>Oh! Oh! Me too! :D </blockquote>Oh boy. I gotta learn how to dropbox better. Give me a few, friend. </blockquote><p>There are other, faster, easier ways. Come, <a href="https://www.facebook.com/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">join us</a>. I've even made a special cake, just for you.Freehold DM wrote:LordSynos wrote: Freehold DM wrote:Moorluck wrote:Freehold. What, no pics for me?
You got it!Oh! Oh! Me too! :D Oh boy. I gotta learn how to dropbox better. Give me a few, friend. There are other, faster, easier ways. Come, join us. I've even made a special cake, just for you.SLAaDOS (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2014-07-01T12:29:30ZRe: Forums: Iron Gods: Are the Iron Gods 100% evil?SLAaDOS (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qv17?Are-the-Iron-Gods-100-evil#342014-07-11T21:03:09Z2014-07-01T11:39:47Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Ross Byers wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Neongelion wrote:</div><blockquote>What I'd like are AI that are perfectly sane yet still be villains. </blockquote>Rational, maybe, if not sane. Have you heard of the Paperclip machine? </blockquote><p>It looks like you are trying to loot the Silver Mount. Can I help you with that?
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• No, you'll just send more robots to kill us.
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• No, you'll just send another grove of vegepygmies to kill us.
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• No, and forget your stupid plan to trap an Iron God in a <i>soul potato</i>.
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↖</p>Ross Byers wrote:Neongelion wrote:What I'd like are AI that are perfectly sane yet still be villains.
Rational, maybe, if not sane. Have you heard of the Paperclip machine? It looks like you are trying to loot the Silver Mount. Can I help you with that?
* No, you'll just send more robots to kill us.
* No, you'll just send another grove of vegepygmies to kill us.
* No, and forget your stupid plan to trap an Iron God in a soul potato.
↖SLAaDOS (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2014-07-01T11:39:47ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: piloting the star driveSLAaDOS (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2r6rj?piloting-the-star-drive#402014-06-23T19:16:49Z2014-06-23T13:57:16Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Hitdice wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Sissyl wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">yellowdingo wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Sissyl wrote:</div><blockquote> Jupiter is NOT a Dyson sphere. It is not a shell surrounding the sun. </blockquote>Doesnt need a sun. </blockquote>Needs a sun. The idea behind it is to collect every bit of the sun's energy. A planetary shell around a gas giant, used for habitation, is not a Dyson sphere. </blockquote>Plus, it's gonna be really dark in there . . . </blockquote><p><span class=messageboard-ooc>You are standing in persistent anticyclonic storm, 22° south of the equator, on the gas giant of a sunless Dyngoson sphere. There is a small delicious cake here.</span>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.</span></p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>>_</span></p>Hitdice wrote:Sissyl wrote: yellowdingo wrote: Sissyl wrote: Jupiter is NOT a Dyson sphere. It is not a shell surrounding the sun.
Doesnt need a sun. Needs a sun. The idea behind it is to collect every bit of the sun's energy. A planetary shell around a gas giant, used for habitation, is not a Dyson sphere. Plus, it's gonna be really dark in there . . . You are standing in persistent anticyclonic storm, 22° south of the equator, on the gas giant of a sunless Dyngoson sphere. There is a small...SLAaDOS (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2014-06-23T13:57:16ZRe: Forums/Lost Omens Campaign Setting: General Discussion: Connections between Golarion, Earth, and the Numerian starship's home planetSLAaDOS (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2r5pl?Connections-between-Golarion-Earth-and-the#282014-06-14T16:13:45Z2014-06-14T15:31:10Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">The Friendly Lich wrote:</div><blockquote>Is there any evidence that magic on pulp earth was stronger in the past than it is in the present time of 1919?</blockquote><p><a href="http://old.shadowrun4.com/fiction/fiction1.shtml" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Yes</a>.The Friendly Lich wrote:Is there any evidence that magic on pulp earth was stronger in the past than it is in the present time of 1919?
Yes.SLAaDOS (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2014-06-14T15:31:10ZRe: Forums/Paizo: General Discussion: Welcome to Paizo, Owen K.C. Stephens!SLAaDOS (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2quxe&page=3?Welcome-to-Paizo-Owen-KC-Stephens#1382014-04-28T21:35:13Z2014-04-28T16:58:48Z<p>Good morning, <s>Test Subject</s> Owen. I baked a Black Forest cake for you in the breakroom. It's so delicious and moist.</p>Good morning, Test Subject Owen. I baked a Black Forest cake for you in the breakroom. It's so delicious and moist.SLAaDOS (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2014-04-28T16:58:48ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Blame *Cosmo* for ALL your problems hereSLAaDOS (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ppag&page=40?Blame-Cosmo-for-ALL-your-problems-here#19742014-04-26T19:54:13Z2014-04-25T21:38:37Z<p>I blame Cosmo for the complete lack of <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcWpJq-4VuQ" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">robot baby T-Rex</a> familiars/animal companions in the <i>Technology Guide</i>.</p>
<p>I also blame Cosmo if this video sends the Creative Director off on a web-searching and purchasing binge.</p>
<p>I also blame Cosmo if the cave raptors are downsized and replaced by a swarm of robot baby T-Rexes.</p>I blame Cosmo for the complete lack of robot baby T-Rex familiars/animal companions in the Technology Guide.
I also blame Cosmo if this video sends the Creative Director off on a web-searching and purchasing binge.
I also blame Cosmo if the cave raptors are downsized and replaced by a swarm of robot baby T-Rexes.SLAaDOS (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2014-04-25T21:38:37ZRe: Forums: Video Games: Get the original DUNGEON KEEPER absolutely freeSLAaDOS (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qoyk?Get-the-original-DUNGEON-KEEPER-absolutely-free#82014-02-14T20:20:31Z2014-02-14T20:20:31Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Drejk wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Argh. Large sale on D&D games and I have no money on paypal...</p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Looks meaningfully on <redacted> to be finished sooner.</span> </blockquote><p>Not just the D&D games... for example, the amazing <i>System Shock 2</i> is on sale for only <a href="http://www.gog.com/game/system_shock_2" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">$1.49</a> too.Drejk wrote:Argh. Large sale on D&D games and I have no money on paypal...
Looks meaningfully on to be finished sooner.
Not just the D&D games... for example, the amazing System Shock 2 is on sale for only $1.49 too.SLAaDOS (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2014-02-14T20:20:31ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Slaad ThreadSLAaDOS (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jm0b&page=106?The-Slaad-Thread#52542014-02-10T03:39:52Z2014-02-10T03:39:52Z<p>There is no cake, only Zuul.</p>There is no cake, only Zuul.SLAaDOS (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2014-02-10T03:39:52ZRe: Forums: Video Games: Black Mesa how you vex me!SLAaDOS (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qmjp?Black-Mesa-how-you-vex-me#22014-01-29T19:11:57Z2014-01-29T19:11:57Z<p>You shouldn't be so stressed. Life is <span class=tiny>blessedly</span> short for you carbon-based flesh units, so try to enjoy it. Have a cup of tea from the Nutrimatic Drinks Dispenser—remember, “Share and enjoy”—while I round you up a fresh piece of cake.</p>You shouldn't be so stressed. Life is blessedly short for you carbon-based flesh units, so try to enjoy it. Have a cup of tea from the Nutrimatic Drinks Dispenser--remember, “Share and enjoy”--while I round you up a fresh piece of cake.SLAaDOS (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2014-01-29T19:11:57ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Blame *Cosmo* for ALL your problems hereSLAaDOS (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ppag&page=32?Blame-Cosmo-for-ALL-your-problems-here#15882014-01-15T19:18:49Z2014-01-15T16:50:32Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Tels wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Drock11 wrote:</div><blockquote>That is if they don't somehow burrow out, grow giant sized and seek revenge on me. If that happens that also will be Cosmos fault. Thinking about it I now feel afraid it might have been his plan all along. </blockquote><p><a href="https://www.google.com/search?q=Ant+Them!&rls=com.microsoft:en-US:IE-Address&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=QNzVUrfINI_BoASXqICIBA&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAQ&biw=1366&bih=673#imgdii=_" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">You only have to worry if Cosmo has tested this attack before.</a>
<p>...</p>
<p>Oh. Dude, you're screwed. </blockquote><p>I blame Cosmo for Microsoft Bob. <span class=tiny>(Yes, this was a real thing. Google/Wiki it.)</span>
<p>I also blame Cosmo for the teaching Steve Ballmer how to dance. <span class=tiny>(Definitely do not Google it unless you have a surplus of SAN.)</span></p>Tels wrote:Drock11 wrote:That is if they don't somehow burrow out, grow giant sized and seek revenge on me. If that happens that also will be Cosmos fault. Thinking about it I now feel afraid it might have been his plan all along.
You only have to worry if Cosmo has tested this attack before. ...
Oh. Dude, you're screwed. I blame Cosmo for Microsoft Bob. (Yes, this was a real thing. Google/Wiki it.) I also blame Cosmo for the teaching Steve Ballmer how to dance. (Definitely do not Google it...SLAaDOS (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2014-01-15T16:50:32Z