paizo.com Recent Posts by Richard Pettpaizo.com Recent Posts by Richard Pett2024-03-27T17:47:27Z2024-03-27T17:47:27ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: Pathfinder Adventure Path #204: Stage Fright (Curtain Call 1 of 3)Richard Pett (Contributor)https://paizo.com/products/btq02ez2/discuss?Pathfinder-Adventure-Path-204-Stage-Fright#462024-02-12T19:19:20Z2024-02-10T14:08:32Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Steel_Wind wrote:</div><blockquote><p><i></p>
<p>The degree to which I am entirely enthused by this announcement is difficult to overstate.</p>
<p>I'd say you have been missed at my gaming table — but that isn't true. We just finished running through [i]The Skinsaw Murders</i> under PF2, <i>City of Locusts</i> (also in PF2) is on the docket, and speaking of dockets - I'm converting <i>Trial of the Beast</i> to PF2 right now.</p>
<p><i>But I'd rather not have to convert your stuff :) </i> </blockquote><p>Thank you very kindly indeed Steel Wind, I felt the same when the wonderful Mr Jacobs emailed me out of the dark folds of space where he lurks plotting the end of all things and asked me if I would like to write this adventure, which of course he knew the answer to before he asked. He knows I've been looking on looking at the cool adventures they have been writing and publishing for PF2 with admiration so it was really nice to be asked to pen this.
<p>Glad you're having fun with some of the older adventures too and bravo for converting them, please say sorry to your players from me for any nastiness that might occur. I really hope you like this one, it was great fun and a total joy to write. </p>
<p>Mnaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrr!!!!!</p>Steel_Wind wrote:
The degree to which I am entirely enthused by this announcement is difficult to overstate.
I'd say you have been missed at my gaming table -- but that isn't true. We just finished running through [i]The Skinsaw Murders under PF2, City of Locusts (also in PF2) is on the docket, and speaking of dockets - I'm converting Trial of the Beast to PF2 right now.
But I'd rather not have to convert your stuff :)
Thank you very kindly indeed Steel Wind, I felt the same when the[/i]...Richard Pett (Contributor)2024-02-10T14:08:32ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: Pathfinder Adventure Path #204: Stage Fright (Curtain Call 1 of 3)Richard Pett (Contributor)https://paizo.com/products/btq02ez2/discuss?Pathfinder-Adventure-Path-204-Stage-Fright#342024-02-29T19:07:02Z2024-02-03T09:01:25Z<p>Huzzah!</p>
<p>This was just stupendous fun to write, I hope you'll all love it! I was literally bouncing around when James asked me to write this adventure and it was so great to have fun playing about with the wonderful ideas he's put into this AP.</p>
<p>Very happy to answer any questions when this puppy arrives on your doorsteps and thank you for all your enthusiasm you lovely folks.</p>
<p>Rich</p>Huzzah!
This was just stupendous fun to write, I hope you'll all love it! I was literally bouncing around when James asked me to write this adventure and it was so great to have fun playing about with the wonderful ideas he's put into this AP.
Very happy to answer any questions when this puppy arrives on your doorsteps and thank you for all your enthusiasm you lovely folks.
RichRichard Pett (Contributor)2024-02-03T09:01:25ZRe: Forums: Books: Goblins! Novel by Richard PettRichard Pett (Contributor)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs42cua&page=2?Goblins-Novel-by-Richard-Pett#522021-05-22T18:22:44Z2021-05-22T18:22:44Z<p>Hey Joana!</p>
<p>I'm always lurking here:) It's a wonderful place to lurk, heh, heh...</p>
<p>Oo, no, not caught that one, so now I need to read it and see. It looks interesting, and the quote I see about Milne writing it for his wife is curious as the Wise Wench of Goblins - who knows everything and who is never wrong - is based very much upon my better half. </p>
<p>I need to investigate this closer, thank you:)</p>
<p>Rich</p>Hey Joana!
I'm always lurking here:) It's a wonderful place to lurk, heh, heh...
Oo, no, not caught that one, so now I need to read it and see. It looks interesting, and the quote I see about Milne writing it for his wife is curious as the Wise Wench of Goblins - who knows everything and who is never wrong - is based very much upon my better half.
I need to investigate this closer, thank you:)
RichRichard Pett (Contributor)2021-05-22T18:22:44ZRe: Forums: Books: Goblins! Novel by Richard PettRichard Pett (Contributor)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs42cua?Goblins-Novel-by-Richard-Pett#462019-12-24T17:57:50Z2019-12-24T17:57:50Z<p>Really great to see folks feverishly reading Goblins at the kindle library, where of course the wee beasties and their demonic poultry, beatific glove puppets and the endlessly correct (in his own mind at least) Goblin King await further discovery, please do head over and enjoy if you’re a member and have a happy goblin Christmas, yarp!</p>Really great to see folks feverishly reading Goblins at the kindle library, where of course the wee beasties and their demonic poultry, beatific glove puppets and the endlessly correct (in his own mind at least) Goblin King await further discovery, please do head over and enjoy if you’re a member and have a happy goblin Christmas, yarp!Richard Pett (Contributor)2019-12-24T17:57:50ZRe: Forums: Books: Goblins! Novel by Richard PettRichard Pett (Contributor)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs42cua?Goblins-Novel-by-Richard-Pett#422019-08-23T19:08:58Z2019-08-23T19:07:13Z<p>Huzzah! Please post a review or two if you have a mo mariopepper! And thank you very kindly.</p>Huzzah! Please post a review or two if you have a mo mariopepper! And thank you very kindly.Richard Pett (Contributor)2019-08-23T19:07:13ZRe: Forums: Books: Goblins! Novel by Richard PettRichard Pett (Contributor)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs42cua?Goblins-Novel-by-Richard-Pett#402019-08-22T18:12:07Z2019-08-14T17:23:12Z<p>Hooorah!</p>
<p>Just to let you lovely folks know that you can now borrow the wickedly funny Goblins! The Adventure of the Wise Wench novel through kindle unlimited for free!</p>
<p>Huzzah!</p>Hooorah!
Just to let you lovely folks know that you can now borrow the wickedly funny Goblins! The Adventure of the Wise Wench novel through kindle unlimited for free!
Huzzah!Richard Pett (Contributor)2019-08-14T17:23:12ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post Discussion: Shadow Over Riddleport DiscussionRichard Pett (Contributor)https://paizo.com/campaigns/ShadowOverRiddleport/discussion&page=67#33042019-08-07T09:38:08Z2019-08-07T06:21:04Z<p>Huzzah!</p>
<p>Carry on...:)</p>Huzzah!
Carry on...:)Richard Pett (Contributor)2019-08-07T06:21:04ZRe: Forums: Books: Goblins! Novel by Richard PettRichard Pett (Contributor)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs42cua?Goblins-Novel-by-Richard-Pett#372019-06-19T09:42:13Z2019-06-18T19:01:34Z<p>Gosh, during a promotion this weekend those pesky goblins managed to sneak into the top 20 sword and sorcery chart at amazon, huzzah!</p>
<p>And now Spain has been infested by one of the little blighters!</p>
<p>Yarp.</p>Gosh, during a promotion this weekend those pesky goblins managed to sneak into the top 20 sword and sorcery chart at amazon, huzzah!
And now Spain has been infested by one of the little blighters!
Yarp.Richard Pett (Contributor)2019-06-18T19:01:34ZRe: Forums: Books: Goblins! Novel by Richard PettRichard Pett (Contributor)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs42cua?Goblins-Novel-by-Richard-Pett#362019-05-29T18:11:08Z2019-05-29T18:11:08Z<p>Hoorah!</p>
<p>Blimmey and Alien 3 is properly swearbloated...</p>
<p>Hope he liked it Joana!</p>
<p>Rich</p>Hoorah!
Blimmey and Alien 3 is properly swearbloated...
Hope he liked it Joana!
RichRichard Pett (Contributor)2019-05-29T18:11:08ZRe: Forums: Books: Goblins! Novel by Richard PettRichard Pett (Contributor)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs42cua?Goblins-Novel-by-Richard-Pett#342019-05-27T14:27:09Z2019-05-27T14:27:09Z<p>Hello chums,</p>
<p>just a quick reminder that Goblins! The Adventure of the Wise Wench is now available on print on demand at Amazon for $12.50 in the US and £9.50 in the UK. </p>
<p>The little replusive squirts are selling very nicely, thank you to everyone who is supporting this 'grotesque' and 'mad and hilarious' book, as the reviews are saying.</p>
<p>Huzzah! Thank you kindly everyone!
<br />
Rich</p>Hello chums,
just a quick reminder that Goblins! The Adventure of the Wise Wench is now available on print on demand at Amazon for $12.50 in the US and £9.50 in the UK.
The little replusive squirts are selling very nicely, thank you to everyone who is supporting this 'grotesque' and 'mad and hilarious' book, as the reviews are saying.
Huzzah! Thank you kindly everyone!
RichRichard Pett (Contributor)2019-05-27T14:27:09ZRe: Forums: Books: Goblins! Novel by Richard PettRichard Pett (Contributor)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs42cua?Goblins-Novel-by-Richard-Pett#332019-04-27T15:19:38Z2019-04-27T15:19:38Z<p>Wooooooooooooot!</p>
<p>Ah thank you kindly Joana, made my day!</p>
<p>Rich</p>Wooooooooooooot!
Ah thank you kindly Joana, made my day!
RichRichard Pett (Contributor)2019-04-27T15:19:38ZRe: Forums: Books: Goblins! Novel by Richard PettRichard Pett (Contributor)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs42cua?Goblins-Novel-by-Richard-Pett#312019-04-23T19:23:08Z2019-04-23T19:23:08Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Joana wrote:</div><blockquote> Purchased for my husband who doesn't read on screens! </blockquote><p>Mnaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrr!
<p>Thank you Joana!</p>Joana wrote:Purchased for my husband who doesn't read on screens!
Mnaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrr! Thank you Joana!Richard Pett (Contributor)2019-04-23T19:23:08ZRe: Forums: Books: Goblins! Novel by Richard PettRichard Pett (Contributor)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs42cua?Goblins-Novel-by-Richard-Pett#292019-04-23T16:45:26Z2019-04-23T16:30:12Z<p>Wooooooooooooooooot!!!!!</p>
<p>Proper Dead Tree Burnt Version is <a href="https://www.amazon.com/dp/1730703615?ref_=pe_3052080_397514860" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> here </a>!</p>
<p>At last! The Great Mole has spoken and commanded she be a book with proper pages too. Goblins! the paperback is now available, the Great Forest has been felled (and burnt quite a bit to be honest, heh heh) in readiness. Please share, please order, please get your fins and shark costumes ready for All-Sharks Eve!</p>
<p>Huzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!</p>Wooooooooooooooooot!!!!!
Proper Dead Tree Burnt Version is here !
At last! The Great Mole has spoken and commanded she be a book with proper pages too. Goblins! the paperback is now available, the Great Forest has been felled (and burnt quite a bit to be honest, heh heh) in readiness. Please share, please order, please get your fins and shark costumes ready for All-Sharks Eve!
Huzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!Richard Pett (Contributor)2019-04-23T16:30:12ZRe: Forums: Books: Goblins! Novel by Richard PettRichard Pett (Contributor)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs42cua?Goblins-Novel-by-Richard-Pett#282019-06-10T14:34:00Z2019-02-23T12:03:25Z<p>Some of my favourite quotes from reviews so far...</p>
<p>' I'd expected a few giggles but Goblins! The Adventure of the Wise Wench has some real laugh out loud moments'</p>
<p>'Pett leaves the door wide open for a sequel — indeed, the Wise Wench at one point confuses this quest with one that she and Urgh will be on in the future — and if it comes to be, I will be first in line to read it.'</p>
<p>' I was persuaded to read it because it has footnotes. I am enchanted by footnotes in fiction (I quite like them in text books too) - think Terry Pratchett, or Jonathan Strange and Mr Norrell.'</p>
<p>'Any book featuring the line “Bring me the nasal siege pliers” is surely worth investigating'</p>
<p>Thank you everyone who has taken time to review Goblins so far, I'm looking forward to seeing more soon.</p>
<p>Huzzah!</p>Some of my favourite quotes from reviews so far...
' I'd expected a few giggles but Goblins! The Adventure of the Wise Wench has some real laugh out loud moments'
'Pett leaves the door wide open for a sequel -- indeed, the Wise Wench at one point confuses this quest with one that she and Urgh will be on in the future -- and if it comes to be, I will be first in line to read it.'
' I was persuaded to read it because it has footnotes. I am enchanted by footnotes in fiction (I quite like them...Richard Pett (Contributor)2019-02-23T12:03:25ZRe: Forums: Third-Party Starfinder Products: GrimmerspaceRichard Pett (Contributor)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2user&page=2?Grimmerspace#912019-02-12T18:42:57Z2019-02-12T07:21:57Z<p>Heh heh, and this is going to be awesome! Hugely excited about seeing what these wonderfully sick and twisted individuals wring out of Grimmerspace, from what I’ve seen so far it’s very nasty....</p>Heh heh, and this is going to be awesome! Hugely excited about seeing what these wonderfully sick and twisted individuals wring out of Grimmerspace, from what I’ve seen so far it’s very nasty....Richard Pett (Contributor)2019-02-12T07:21:57ZRe: Forums: Books: Goblins! Novel by Richard PettRichard Pett (Contributor)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs42cua?Goblins-Novel-by-Richard-Pett#272019-01-27T10:04:30Z2019-01-27T10:04:30Z<p>The Goblins are Spreading! Goblins are now found as far afield as India, Australia, Canada and the USA. Quite a few of you lovely folks have been sending some spiffing feedback, thank you kindly, but please do put up reviews in as many places as you can, reviews spread the word and increase the number of goblins! Goodreads is good, Amazon is better!</p>
<p>I've literally a half handful of first edition prints left, so if you want one of the first, please whizz me an email at crookedplace@hotmail.co.uk, more information on <a href="https://www.facebook.com/goblinswisewench/?ref=bookmarks" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> this </a> page. </p>
<p>Beware Queen Quench!</p>
<p>Huzzah!</p>The Goblins are Spreading! Goblins are now found as far afield as India, Australia, Canada and the USA. Quite a few of you lovely folks have been sending some spiffing feedback, thank you kindly, but please do put up reviews in as many places as you can, reviews spread the word and increase the number of goblins! Goodreads is good, Amazon is better!
I've literally a half handful of first edition prints left, so if you want one of the first, please whizz me an email at...Richard Pett (Contributor)2019-01-27T10:04:30ZRe: Forums: Books: Goblins! Novel by Richard PettRichard Pett (Contributor)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs42cua?Goblins-Novel-by-Richard-Pett#262018-12-22T12:32:13Z2018-12-22T12:32:13Z<p>Huzzah! I have a signed, limited edition of the first print run available for posting right now! One little goblin has even run as far as Brazil, so do whiz over quick if you want a copy of the first print run. Dash as fast as you can to <a href="https://www.facebook.com/goblinswisewench/posts/775695846099387?comment_id=775747546094217&reply_comment_id=775754392760199&notif_id=1545480417682147&notif_t=feed_comment" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> here! </a> and shout...</p>
<p>Mnnnnnnnnaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!</p>Huzzah! I have a signed, limited edition of the first print run available for posting right now! One little goblin has even run as far as Brazil, so do whiz over quick if you want a copy of the first print run. Dash as fast as you can to here! and shout...
Mnnnnnnnnaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!Richard Pett (Contributor)2018-12-22T12:32:13ZRe: Forums: Books: Goblins! Novel by Richard PettRichard Pett (Contributor)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs42cua?Goblins-Novel-by-Richard-Pett#252018-12-27T16:33:58Z2018-12-22T12:31:25Z<p>Do you know Lord Fyre, there has been the oddest smell of smouldering at Pett Towers lately...</p>Do you know Lord Fyre, there has been the oddest smell of smouldering at Pett Towers lately...Richard Pett (Contributor)2018-12-22T12:31:25ZRe: Forums: Books: Goblins! Novel by Richard PettRichard Pett (Contributor)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs42cua?Goblins-Novel-by-Richard-Pett#232018-12-20T20:19:24Z2018-12-20T07:56:44Z<p>They’re here...more later...</p>They’re here...more later...Richard Pett (Contributor)2018-12-20T07:56:44ZRe: Forums: Books: Goblins! Novel by Richard PettRichard Pett (Contributor)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs42cua?Goblins-Novel-by-Richard-Pett#222018-12-15T09:53:47Z2018-12-15T09:53:47Z<p>That’s fab thank you Joana! It’s really helpful to know and perfect timing as I’ve a weekend chasing reviews so I can give a bit more info, huzzah! </p>
<p>Rich</p>That’s fab thank you Joana! It’s really helpful to know and perfect timing as I’ve a weekend chasing reviews so I can give a bit more info, huzzah!
RichRichard Pett (Contributor)2018-12-15T09:53:47ZRe: Forums: Books: Goblins! Novel by Richard PettRichard Pett (Contributor)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs42cua?Goblins-Novel-by-Richard-Pett#192018-12-07T08:09:28Z2018-12-07T08:09:28Z<p>Joana, something useful if you don't mind a question. Al Rigg (an excellent chap) who edited it is a big Geordie without kids (so far) and we've not got kids so we've tried desperately to remove anything that might cause offence, but we're just 2 British blokes, could you give me your thoughts about how wide the age-range is if you get a mo? That would be super-helpful as I'll flag that up in the blurb.</p>
<p>Many thanks.
<br />
Rich</p>Joana, something useful if you don't mind a question. Al Rigg (an excellent chap) who edited it is a big Geordie without kids (so far) and we've not got kids so we've tried desperately to remove anything that might cause offence, but we're just 2 British blokes, could you give me your thoughts about how wide the age-range is if you get a mo? That would be super-helpful as I'll flag that up in the blurb.
Many thanks.
RichRichard Pett (Contributor)2018-12-07T08:09:28ZRe: Forums: Books: Goblins! Novel by Richard PettRichard Pett (Contributor)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs42cua?Goblins-Novel-by-Richard-Pett#182018-12-07T07:52:30Z2018-12-07T07:52:30Z<p>It'll definitely be eaten Rednal, just not sure who would eat who;)</p>It'll definitely be eaten Rednal, just not sure who would eat who;)Richard Pett (Contributor)2018-12-07T07:52:30ZRe: Forums: Books: Goblins! Novel by Richard PettRichard Pett (Contributor)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs42cua?Goblins-Novel-by-Richard-Pett#172018-12-07T07:51:44Z2018-12-07T07:51:44Z<p>Great stuff, I'll post up here as soon as I know anything. In the meantime if anyone has read it and would be kind enough to do a review that would be awesomely helpful. There are as amazon boasts over 1 million kindle books, getting my poor little goblins noticed is the biggest challenge they face and reviews are up there as super helpful.</p>
<p>Huzzah!
<br />
Rich</p>Great stuff, I'll post up here as soon as I know anything. In the meantime if anyone has read it and would be kind enough to do a review that would be awesomely helpful. There are as amazon boasts over 1 million kindle books, getting my poor little goblins noticed is the biggest challenge they face and reviews are up there as super helpful.
Huzzah!
RichRichard Pett (Contributor)2018-12-07T07:51:44ZRe: Forums: Books: Goblins! Novel by Richard PettRichard Pett (Contributor)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs42cua?Goblins-Novel-by-Richard-Pett#132018-12-06T19:28:07Z2018-12-06T18:41:25Z<p>Just a quick update, the draft print version is ready, just need to give it final approval so hopefully before the weekend is out those puppies are heading back to papa. Once I have them I’ll post a link to purchase, huzzah!</p>Just a quick update, the draft print version is ready, just need to give it final approval so hopefully before the weekend is out those puppies are heading back to papa. Once I have them I’ll post a link to purchase, huzzah!Richard Pett (Contributor)2018-12-06T18:41:25ZRe: Forums: Books: Goblins! Novel by Richard PettRichard Pett (Contributor)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs42cua?Goblins-Novel-by-Richard-Pett#122018-11-11T09:47:11Z2018-11-11T09:47:11Z<p>And as Joana rightly pointed out on other posts, please be aware that Goblins! is not anything official from Paizo, they have their own awesome fiction which I'm sure you've tried, and if not please have a look, they have some fantastic stories.</p>
<p>This is just Pett goblins, which my lovely chums at Paizo were good enough to let me make a mention of here.</p>
<p>Mnaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrr!</p>And as Joana rightly pointed out on other posts, please be aware that Goblins! is not anything official from Paizo, they have their own awesome fiction which I'm sure you've tried, and if not please have a look, they have some fantastic stories.
This is just Pett goblins, which my lovely chums at Paizo were good enough to let me make a mention of here.
Mnaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrr!Richard Pett (Contributor)2018-11-11T09:47:11ZRe: Forums: Books: Goblins! Novel by Richard PettRichard Pett (Contributor)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs42cua?Goblins-Novel-by-Richard-Pett#112018-11-11T09:44:33Z2018-11-11T09:44:33Z<p>Thank you for your support Rednal, I really appreciate it. </p>
<p>I'll post something up here soon, the proofs are being worked on and in the meantime some reviews have started coming in which is awesome. And thank you about the Blight, I'm really, really proud of that bloated lady. You might be interested to know that I have a trio of adventures growing on my computer under a line I'm calling 'around a crooked corner' that'll also include strange and disturbing events and encounters. They are very Blight, in fact they're very, very Blight - I'll be putting some suggestions for Blight campaign locations and tie-ins. The first is called Crooksmile, again I'll flag it up once something is available.</p>
<p>Huzzah!
<br />
Rich</p>Thank you for your support Rednal, I really appreciate it.
I'll post something up here soon, the proofs are being worked on and in the meantime some reviews have started coming in which is awesome. And thank you about the Blight, I'm really, really proud of that bloated lady. You might be interested to know that I have a trio of adventures growing on my computer under a line I'm calling 'around a crooked corner' that'll also include strange and disturbing events and encounters. They are very...Richard Pett (Contributor)2018-11-11T09:44:33ZRe: Forums: Books: Goblins! Novel by Richard PettRichard Pett (Contributor)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs42cua?Goblins-Novel-by-Richard-Pett#92018-11-10T17:24:20Z2018-11-10T17:24:20Z<p>Huzzah! Really glad you liked it! Any reviews gratefully received Joana and thank you very, very much!</p>Huzzah! Really glad you liked it! Any reviews gratefully received Joana and thank you very, very much!Richard Pett (Contributor)2018-11-10T17:24:20ZRe: Forums: Books: Goblins! Novel by Richard PettRichard Pett (Contributor)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs42cua?Goblins-Novel-by-Richard-Pett#72018-11-10T07:35:37Z2018-11-10T07:35:37Z<p>Where all goblins rightly give thanks to the gods that sharks do not have legs.....</p>Where all goblins rightly give thanks to the gods that sharks do not have legs.....Richard Pett (Contributor)2018-11-10T07:35:37ZRe: Forums: Books: Goblins! Novel by Richard PettRichard Pett (Contributor)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs42cua?Goblins-Novel-by-Richard-Pett#52019-08-19T22:22:30Z2018-11-07T20:51:03Z<p>The forest is being felled by giants as we speak JoelF847, I’ll post when they’ve stripped the bark and etched the runes, and thank you!</p>The forest is being felled by giants as we speak JoelF847, I’ll post when they’ve stripped the bark and etched the runes, and thank you!Richard Pett (Contributor)2018-11-07T20:51:03ZRe: Forums: Books: Goblins! Novel by Richard PettRichard Pett (Contributor)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs42cua?Goblins-Novel-by-Richard-Pett#32018-11-06T21:27:38Z2018-11-06T21:27:38Z<p>Thank you Joana! Hope you like it and would do me the pleasure of reviewing. Hoorah, watch out for those pesky giants!</p>
<p>Yarp!</p>Thank you Joana! Hope you like it and would do me the pleasure of reviewing. Hoorah, watch out for those pesky giants!
Yarp!Richard Pett (Contributor)2018-11-06T21:27:38ZForums: Books: Goblins! Novel by Richard PettRichard Pett (Contributor)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs42cua?Goblins-Novel-by-Richard-Pett#12019-08-19T22:22:15Z2018-11-06T18:50:12Z<p>Hello chums! I've written a funny fantasy book for all, it's about goblins and is available now at amazon - huzzah!</p>
<p>"A woman who knows everything and is never wrong, and a goblin king who cannot abide being corrected join forces to try and save the goblins from being squashed by naughty giants! Join award winning writer Richard Pett in this funny fantasy novel about the most cowardly, selfish, weak and vicious little blighters that live in the Great Forest..."</p>
<p>Once upon a time, there were no goblins.</p>
<p>Most goblins agree this was an unacceptable state of affairs; far too quiet and not enough violence. Not nearly enough violence. And without anyone to start all the fires or eat all the stuff that needed eating, boring too! And who would want to live somewhere boring? So, then there were goblins!</p>
<p>But now, some naughty giants want to squash all the goblins and bring back those terribly boring days.</p>
<p>A mysterious and frighteningly well-informed Wise Wench, an udder-obsessed Goblin King, and a pair of reluctant and, frankly, repulsive goblin "heroes" stand in their way.</p>
<p>Let the chaos begin!</p>
<p>Goblins! - The Adventure of the Wise Wench - is available for your immediate enjoyment at the sites below, as are the opening chapters which are absolutely free, huzzah! If you enjoy them, think what a fine and totally unexpected early Christmas gift the novel would make for you, and be an ideal start to reaping extra goodies in the coming weeks.</p>
<p>She's available <a href=" https://www.amazon.com/Goblins-Adventure-Wench-Richard-Pett-ebook/dp/B07K1LCVD9/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1541236058&sr=8-3&keywords=pett+goblins&dpID=41ua1bsc0fL&preST=_SY445_QL70_&dpSrc=srch" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> here.</a> </p>
<p>And in the <a href="https://www.amazon.co.uk/Goblins-Adventure-Wench-Richard-Pett-ebook/dp/B07K1LCVD9/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1541236030&sr=8-1&keywords=pett+goblins" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> place of the Very Special Lady. </a></p>
<p>Thank you for looking, hope you enjoy and get ready for some side splitting goblin naughtiness!</p>
<p>Mnaaarr!
<br />
Rich</p>Hello chums! I've written a funny fantasy book for all, it's about goblins and is available now at amazon - huzzah!
"A woman who knows everything and is never wrong, and a goblin king who cannot abide being corrected join forces to try and save the goblins from being squashed by naughty giants! Join award winning writer Richard Pett in this funny fantasy novel about the most cowardly, selfish, weak and vicious little blighters that live in the Great Forest..."
Once upon a time, there were...Richard Pett (Contributor)2018-11-06T18:50:12ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: Pathfinder Adventure Path #133: Secrets of Roderic's Cove (Return of the Runelords 1 of 6)Richard Pett (Contributor)https://paizo.com/products/btpya1r8/discuss&page=8?Pathfinder-Adventure-Path-133-Secrets-of-Roderics-Cove#3632018-09-01T14:10:35Z2018-09-01T14:10:35Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">casiel wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">James Jacobs wrote:</div><blockquote></p>
<p>Thanks, but if it does end up being a masterpiece, it's as much due to the efforts of the authors as well. </blockquote><p>Agreed. You have an all-star lineup of great authors writing these, too.
<p>I'm particularly looking forward to Runeplague by Richard Pett. </blockquote><p>Thank you Casiel, I hope you enjoy it, it was certainly disturbing to do, yarp.casiel wrote:James Jacobs wrote:Thanks, but if it does end up being a masterpiece, it's as much due to the efforts of the authors as well.
Agreed. You have an all-star lineup of great authors writing these, too. I'm particularly looking forward to Runeplague by Richard Pett. Thank you Casiel, I hope you enjoy it, it was certainly disturbing to do, yarp.Richard Pett (Contributor)2018-09-01T14:10:35ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: Pathfinder Adventure Path #133: Secrets of Roderic's Cove (Return of the Runelords 1 of 6)Richard Pett (Contributor)https://paizo.com/products/btpya1r8/discuss&page=8?Pathfinder-Adventure-Path-133-Secrets-of-Roderics-Cove#3622018-09-02T19:20:55Z2018-09-01T14:09:02Z<p>It’s a joy to be involved in this ap, it was great fun working with James’ twisted thinking and spread another layer of badness on it, but having to follow the sick demented mind of demented Daigle is worrying, in a good way. Heh heh.</p>It’s a joy to be involved in this ap, it was great fun working with James’ twisted thinking and spread another layer of badness on it, but having to follow the sick demented mind of demented Daigle is worrying, in a good way. Heh heh.Richard Pett (Contributor)2018-09-01T14:09:02ZRe: Forums/Paizo: General Discussion: Things We are Thankful for and Love About PAIZORichard Pett (Contributor)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uycf?Things-We-are-Thankful-for-and-Love-About-PAIZO#422018-03-09T22:10:15Z2018-03-09T08:03:47Z<p>sorry but please don't mention that to him if you see him, he's still an unbearable dimwit. Hah!</p>sorry but please don't mention that to him if you see him, he's still an unbearable dimwit. Hah!Richard Pett (Contributor)2018-03-09T08:03:47ZRe: Forums/Paizo: General Discussion: Things We are Thankful for and Love About PAIZORichard Pett (Contributor)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uycf?Things-We-are-Thankful-for-and-Love-About-PAIZO#412018-03-20T00:12:41Z2018-03-09T08:02:52Z<p>62) Logue</p>62) LogueRichard Pett (Contributor)2018-03-09T08:02:52ZRe: Forums/Paizo: General Discussion: Things We are Thankful for and Love About PAIZORichard Pett (Contributor)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uycf?Things-We-are-Thankful-for-and-Love-About-PAIZO#402018-03-20T00:12:28Z2018-03-09T07:59:48Z<p>60) Having W.E. heap praise on me in front of Vaughan. Vaughan! Hah! take it Vaughan, take it! Joy, a golden moment W.E. and one I thank you richly for my friend, never to be forgotten</p>
<p>61) Meeting awesome lovely people I never would have without them, working for brilliant gifted folk who are adorable and amazing, and also getting to spend time with them too. Never enough...alas...</p>60) Having W.E. heap praise on me in front of Vaughan. Vaughan! Hah! take it Vaughan, take it! Joy, a golden moment W.E. and one I thank you richly for my friend, never to be forgotten
61) Meeting awesome lovely people I never would have without them, working for brilliant gifted folk who are adorable and amazing, and also getting to spend time with them too. Never enough...alas...Richard Pett (Contributor)2018-03-09T07:59:48ZRe: Forums: War for the Crown: 2 - Songbird, Scion, Saboteur (GM Reference)Richard Pett (Contributor)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uvgf?2-Songbird-Scion-Saboteur#72022-11-13T18:09:40Z2018-02-19T17:51:59Z<p>Huzzah!</p>
<p>Not sure how many changes have been made to the original draft but I've quite a few extras for this one as the word count was slightly lower than usual. I'll post up what's relevant here for your delectation in due course and you can add or ignore as you wish.</p>
<p>Rich</p>Huzzah!
Not sure how many changes have been made to the original draft but I've quite a few extras for this one as the word count was slightly lower than usual. I'll post up what's relevant here for your delectation in due course and you can add or ignore as you wish.
RichRichard Pett (Contributor)2018-02-19T17:51:59ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: Pathfinder Adventure Path #128: Songbird, Scion, Saboteur (War for the Crown 2 of 6)Richard Pett (Contributor)https://paizo.com/products/btpya04x/discuss?Pathfinder-Adventure-Path-128-Songbird-Scion-Saboteur#172018-02-11T08:54:54Z2018-02-11T08:54:54Z<p>That is one spiffing cover, love it!</p>That is one spiffing cover, love it!Richard Pett (Contributor)2018-02-11T08:54:54ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: Richard Pett's First Book for Raging Swan Press!Richard Pett (Contributor)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uv3z?Richard-Petts-First-Book-for-Raging-Swan-Press#82018-02-08T17:23:52Z2018-02-08T17:23:52Z<p>Ah you wonderful folk thank you for supporting Masquerade, I had a frighteningly happy time working on this and Creighton is an extremely disturbed chap. </p>
<p>Huzzah!</p>Ah you wonderful folk thank you for supporting Masquerade, I had a frighteningly happy time working on this and Creighton is an extremely disturbed chap.
Huzzah!Richard Pett (Contributor)2018-02-08T17:23:52ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: Legendary Planet: Mind Tyrants of the Merciless Moons (PFRPG) PDFRichard Pett (Contributor)https://paizo.com/products/btpy9x9p/discuss?Legendary-Planet-Mind-Tyrants-of-the-Merciless-Moons#22017-11-21T07:29:11Z2017-11-21T07:29:11Z<p>Huzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!</p>
<p>Hitchcock is awesome!</p>Huzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!
Hitchcock is awesome!Richard Pett (Contributor)2017-11-21T07:29:11ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Adventures: We Be Goblins! Voice Pack!Richard Pett (Contributor)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tt39?We-Be-Goblins-Voice-Pack#42017-10-30T18:12:00Z2017-10-30T18:12:00Z<p>...hah! Awesome!</p>
<p>Mnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!</p>...hah! Awesome!
Mnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!Richard Pett (Contributor)2017-10-30T18:12:00ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Adventures: We Be Goblins! Voice Pack!Richard Pett (Contributor)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tt39?We-Be-Goblins-Voice-Pack#32017-10-30T18:11:13Z2017-10-30T18:11:13Z<p>.....</p>.....Richard Pett (Contributor)2017-10-30T18:11:13ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: (Frog God Games) Richard Pett's The Blight KickstarterRichard Pett (Contributor)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2t4v4&page=16?-Richard-Petts-The-Blight-Kickstarter#7802017-10-16T18:42:08Z2017-10-13T07:21:35Z<p>Bless you cycnet, I'm very glad it's inspiring some thoughts - that's as much as anyone can hope for when writing settings such as this beast, and yes Flash they do breed, I'm missing a ferret and I'm pretty sure my copy of the Blight has eaten it and that I'll open the pages one day and find a desiccated flat ferret looking at me in horror.</p>
<p>You'll notice inside my corpulent Blighty love that the setting was itself inspired by Pellinore and the City League which appeared in Imagine magazine and inspired me to get writing, hope you'll do the same cycnet and we'll see some settings growing from this baby into something even stranger in the future.</p>
<p>It'll be interesting to see how reviews (which I hope we'll see) look at the big lassie, but my hopes have begun to be realised by your thoughts and I really hope others follow suit. I'd love to see some Blight adventures by others shared or published, one reason I asked Brandon Hodge and Al Rigg to be infested by her when we started work on the last drafts. </p>
<p>Huzzah and thank you kindly, keep reading, keep her away from pets and food and make sure she's always kept in a locked cupboard when it's dark. You might find leaving the odd dead rat or mole in with her might keep her slumbering.</p>
<p>Rich</p>Bless you cycnet, I'm very glad it's inspiring some thoughts - that's as much as anyone can hope for when writing settings such as this beast, and yes Flash they do breed, I'm missing a ferret and I'm pretty sure my copy of the Blight has eaten it and that I'll open the pages one day and find a desiccated flat ferret looking at me in horror.
You'll notice inside my corpulent Blighty love that the setting was itself inspired by Pellinore and the City League which appeared in Imagine magazine...Richard Pett (Contributor)2017-10-13T07:21:35ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: Pathfinder Adventure Path #130: City in the Lion's Eye (War for the Crown 4 of 6)Richard Pett (Contributor)https://paizo.com/products/btpya1bc/discuss?Pathfinder-Adventure-Path-130-City-in-the-Lions-Eye#102017-09-29T00:13:42Z2017-09-28T16:21:39Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Mikko Kallio wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Grumpus wrote:</div><blockquote> I thought Mikko was slated to be the author for this one? </blockquote>That's right, I wrote this one (and the placeholder cover does seem to have my name on it), while Mr. Pett wrote book 2. It was an honor to work with him and share ideas with him; he's a great author and person. </blockquote><p>I believe the saying is 'Aw shucks Mikko' and that goes both ways, a great team on this AP and it was indeed great fun to bounce ideas about. I think you lovely folks will be mightily pleased with it.
<p>Mnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar!
<br />
Pett</p>Mikko Kallio wrote:Grumpus wrote: I thought Mikko was slated to be the author for this one?
That's right, I wrote this one (and the placeholder cover does seem to have my name on it), while Mr. Pett wrote book 2. It was an honor to work with him and share ideas with him; he's a great author and person. I believe the saying is 'Aw shucks Mikko' and that goes both ways, a great team on this AP and it was indeed great fun to bounce ideas about. I think you lovely folks will be mightily pleased...Richard Pett (Contributor)2017-09-28T16:21:39ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: (Frog God Games) Richard Pett's The Blight KickstarterRichard Pett (Contributor)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2t4v4&page=15?-Richard-Petts-The-Blight-Kickstarter#7422017-09-10T22:55:16Z2017-09-09T12:42:51Z<p>Heh heh heh heh heh.</p>
<p>Don't leave it near any food or pets either...</p>Heh heh heh heh heh.
Don't leave it near any food or pets either...Richard Pett (Contributor)2017-09-09T12:42:51ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: Pathfinder Adventure Path #128: Songbird, Scion, Saboteur (War for the Crown 2 of 6)Richard Pett (Contributor)https://paizo.com/products/btpya04x/discuss?Pathfinder-Adventure-Path-128-Songbird-Scion-Saboteur#72018-02-11T11:00:19Z2017-08-19T06:26:59Z<p>I had the best time writing this puppy, heh, heh...</p>I had the best time writing this puppy, heh, heh...Richard Pett (Contributor)2017-08-19T06:26:59ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: (Frog God Games) Richard Pett's The Blight KickstarterRichard Pett (Contributor)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2t4v4&page=15?-Richard-Petts-The-Blight-Kickstarter#7072017-08-03T21:58:52Z2017-08-03T18:14:34Z<p>I'm proud and delighted to say the PDF has apparently been finished, awesome credit goes to those wonderful frogs and the many lovely supporters who have been so patient whilst the frogs have had to translate my peculiar words into human.</p>
<p>Huzzah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</p>I'm proud and delighted to say the PDF has apparently been finished, awesome credit goes to those wonderful frogs and the many lovely supporters who have been so patient whilst the frogs have had to translate my peculiar words into human.
Huzzah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Richard Pett (Contributor)2017-08-03T18:14:34ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: (Frog God Games) Richard Pett's The Blight KickstarterRichard Pett (Contributor)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2t4v4&page=14?-Richard-Petts-The-Blight-Kickstarter#6892017-06-09T16:12:35Z2017-06-09T07:17:28Z<p>Huzzah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can't wait to see the finished tome, the artwork I've seen - as I mentioned over on the kickstarter page - is amazing, in fact the Harvester of Cribs is staring at me from my screensaver, funny, I thought she was looking the other way yesterday, now she seems to be</p>Huzzah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can't wait to see the finished tome, the artwork I've seen - as I mentioned over on the kickstarter page - is amazing, in fact the Harvester of Cribs is staring at me from my screensaver, funny, I thought she was looking the other way yesterday, now she seems to beRichard Pett (Contributor)2017-06-09T07:17:28ZRe: Forums: War for the Crown: War for the Crown AP, Feb 2018Richard Pett (Contributor)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2udin&page=5?War-for-the-Crown-AP-Feb-2018#2282017-08-11T17:44:26Z2017-06-02T16:58:57Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">GM Rednal wrote:</div><blockquote> Well, it's no Castorhage, but I'm sure Mr. Pett will have some... experiences... for the players to "enjoy". XD </blockquote><p>Having an absolute blast writing this AP segment, it's very joyful. Heh, heh.
<p>Rich</p>GM Rednal wrote:Well, it's no Castorhage, but I'm sure Mr. Pett will have some... experiences... for the players to "enjoy". XD
Having an absolute blast writing this AP segment, it's very joyful. Heh, heh. RichRichard Pett (Contributor)2017-06-02T16:58:57ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: [Legendary Games] Conquest: Rage of Wyrms AP announced!Richard Pett (Contributor)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2udle?Legendary-Games-Conquest-Rage-of-Wyrms-AP#62017-05-29T19:45:46Z2017-05-29T19:45:46Z<p>Huzzah!</p>Huzzah!Richard Pett (Contributor)2017-05-29T19:45:46ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: (Frog God Games) Richard Pett's The Blight KickstarterPrince Valiant GasSpore Paladin (alias of Richard Pett, Contributor)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2t4v4&page=7?-Richard-Petts-The-Blight-Kickstarter#3392016-01-16T12:15:59Z2016-01-16T12:15:59Z<p>Yaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrppp, looks like 95 is about to be breached me hearties....</p>Yaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrppp, looks like 95 is about to be breached me hearties....Prince Valiant GasSpore Paladin (alias of Richard Pett, Contributor)2016-01-16T12:15:59ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: Razor CoastPrince Valiant GasSpore Paladin (alias of Richard Pett, Contributor)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2p2c0&page=9?Razor-Coast#4222014-02-12T23:48:37Z2012-12-28T16:35:26Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Orthos wrote:</div><blockquote><p> This is the funniest stuff I've read all month. Methinks Nick has spent a little too long gazing into dark waters. ;)</p>
<p>We all know Pett's starcrazed anyway. ;D </blockquote><p>Mnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!Orthos wrote:This is the funniest stuff I've read all month. Methinks Nick has spent a little too long gazing into dark waters. ;)
We all know Pett's starcrazed anyway. ;D
Mnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!Prince Valiant GasSpore Paladin (alias of Richard Pett, Contributor)2012-12-28T16:35:26Z