paizo.com Recent Posts by Reta Bigbad hates dogspaizo.com Recent Posts by Reta Bigbad hates dogs2014-10-02T13:14:05Z2014-10-02T13:14:05ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post Discussion: Where the Goblins ChatterReta Bigbad hates dogs (alias of chadius)https://paizo.com/campaigns/v5748p75ivksm/discussion&page=5#2102020-10-02T17:45:47Z2020-10-01T17:21:09Z<p>You're on fire, covered in chicken spit and bleeding out!</p>You're on fire, covered in chicken spit and bleeding out!Reta Bigbad hates dogs (alias of chadius)2020-10-01T17:21:09ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Goblins, They Grow Up So Fast!Reta Bigbad hates dogs (alias of chadius)https://paizo.com/campaigns/v5748p75ivksm/gameplay&page=18#8742020-09-21T12:38:16Z2020-09-21T12:38:16Z<p>Reta remember to drink milk every day for strong body so she could grow up and win the Big Game.</p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Stabilization:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 2 - 3 ⇒ (3) + 2 - 3 = 2</span></p>
<p>Or was it malk? It's not like she could read the carton.</p>Reta remember to drink milk every day for strong body so she could grow up and win the Big Game.
[dice=Stabilization]1d20+2-3[/dice]
Or was it malk? It's not like she could read the carton.Reta Bigbad hates dogs (alias of chadius)2020-09-21T12:38:16ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Goblins, They Grow Up So Fast!Reta Bigbad hates dogs (alias of chadius)https://paizo.com/campaigns/v5748p75ivksm/gameplay&page=18#8692020-09-19T12:27:54Z2020-09-18T23:45:10Z<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Crit Confirm on the way down:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 8 ⇒ (9) + 8 = 17</span>
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<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Crit damage?:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d4 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2</span></p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Stabilization Roll:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 2 - 2 ⇒ (14) + 2 - 2 = 14</span></p>
<p>Reta plops face down into the smelly chicken den as the embers of flame erupt around her. Well, she went down in a blaze of glory. Not too shabby.</p>[dice=Crit Confirm on the way down]1d20+8[/dice]
[dice=Crit damage?]1d4+1[/dice]
[dice=Stabilization Roll]1d20+2-2[/dice]
Reta plops face down into the smelly chicken den as the embers of flame erupt around her. Well, she went down in a blaze of glory. Not too shabby.Reta Bigbad hates dogs (alias of chadius)2020-09-18T23:45:10ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Goblins, They Grow Up So Fast!Reta Bigbad hates dogs (alias of chadius)https://paizo.com/campaigns/v5748p75ivksm/gameplay&page=18#8642020-09-14T15:43:46Z2020-09-14T15:43:46Z<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Dogslicer:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 8 ⇒ (19) + 8 = 27</span>
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<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Damage:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d4 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4</span>
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<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>20% Concealment, high misses:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d100 ⇒ 65</span></p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Lousy concealment, ruining my crit changes</span></p>
<p><b>"Stupid chicken! Me eat you, you no eat me!"</b> Reta flails as the chicken bites down hard.</p>[dice=Dogslicer]1d20+8[/dice]
[dice=Damage]1d4+1[/dice]
[dice=20% Concealment, high misses]1d100[/dice]
Lousy concealment, ruining my crit changes
"Stupid chicken! Me eat you, you no eat me!" Reta flails as the chicken bites down hard.Reta Bigbad hates dogs (alias of chadius)2020-09-14T15:43:46ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Goblins, They Grow Up So Fast!Reta Bigbad hates dogs (alias of chadius)https://paizo.com/campaigns/v5748p75ivksm/gameplay&page=18#8592020-09-10T15:43:48Z2020-09-10T15:43:48Z<p>Reta coughs some of the dust away. This place smells funny.
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She yelps as she gets a savage pecking. <b>"It's hard to see!"</b></p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Dogslicer:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 8 ⇒ (17) + 8 = 25</span>
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<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Damage:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d4 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5</span>
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<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>20% Concealment, high misses:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d100 ⇒ 43</span></p>Reta coughs some of the dust away. This place smells funny.
She yelps as she gets a savage pecking. "It's hard to see!"
[dice=Dogslicer]1d20+8[/dice]
[dice=Damage]1d4+1 [/dice]
[dice=20% Concealment, high misses]1d100[/dice]Reta Bigbad hates dogs (alias of chadius)2020-09-10T15:43:48ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Goblins, They Grow Up So Fast!Reta Bigbad hates dogs (alias of chadius)https://paizo.com/campaigns/v5748p75ivksm/gameplay&page=18#8552020-09-09T12:06:42Z2020-09-09T12:06:42Z<p>Reta drops her bow and draws her horsechopper. <b>"Probably tastes like chicken?"</b></p>
<p>Reta takes a 5 feet step and slices the chicken back.</p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Dogslicer:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 8 ⇒ (15) + 8 = 23</span>
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<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Damage:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d4 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3</span></p>Reta drops her bow and draws her horsechopper. "Probably tastes like chicken?"
Reta takes a 5 feet step and slices the chicken back.
[dice=Dogslicer]1d20+8[/dice]
[dice=Damage]1d4+1[/dice]Reta Bigbad hates dogs (alias of chadius)2020-09-09T12:06:42ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Goblins, They Grow Up So Fast!Reta Bigbad hates dogs (alias of chadius)https://paizo.com/campaigns/v5748p75ivksm/gameplay&page=17#8502020-09-07T23:28:48Z2020-09-07T23:28:48Z<p>No time to think about what she's been doing recently! Reta takes aim and shoots the crazy chicken.</p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Shortbow:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 8 ⇒ (11) + 8 = 19</span>
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<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Damage:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d4 ⇒ 4</span></p>No time to think about what she's been doing recently! Reta takes aim and shoots the crazy chicken.
[dice=Shortbow]1d20+8[/dice]
[dice=Damage]1d4[/dice]Reta Bigbad hates dogs (alias of chadius)2020-09-07T23:28:48ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Goblins, They Grow Up So Fast!Reta Bigbad hates dogs (alias of chadius)https://paizo.com/campaigns/v5748p75ivksm/gameplay&page=17#8452020-07-30T12:28:05Z2020-07-30T12:28:05Z<p>Reta nods and moves toward the underside of the house to look at the nest.</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>Reta nods and moves toward the underside of the house to look at the nest.
[Spoiler omitted]Reta Bigbad hates dogs (alias of chadius)2020-07-30T12:28:05ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Goblins, They Grow Up So Fast!Reta Bigbad hates dogs (alias of chadius)https://paizo.com/campaigns/v5748p75ivksm/gameplay&page=17#8422020-07-27T17:51:37Z2020-07-27T17:51:37Z<p>Reta nods, pulls her cloak around her, and dreams of riding Squealy Nord into battle. Maybe a theme song, too. Complete with BIFF and POW as she shoots her foes!</p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Stealth:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 15 ⇒ (17) + 15 = 32</span>
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<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Perception:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 10 ⇒ (9) + 10 = 19</span></p>Reta nods, pulls her cloak around her, and dreams of riding Squealy Nord into battle. Maybe a theme song, too. Complete with BIFF and POW as she shoots her foes!
[dice=Stealth]1d20+15[/dice]
[dice=Perception]1d20+10[/dice]Reta Bigbad hates dogs (alias of chadius)2020-07-27T17:51:37ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Goblins, They Grow Up So Fast!Reta Bigbad hates dogs (alias of chadius)https://paizo.com/campaigns/v5748p75ivksm/gameplay&page=17#8362020-07-27T00:28:42Z2020-07-27T00:28:42Z<p>Reta realizes Squealy Nord is too small. But hey, it's good to see a returning character.</p>
<p>As they reach the hut, Reta keeps her longbow ready. <b>"Nice loot? Maybe we get more gourds before Munchmeat show up?"</b></p>Reta realizes Squealy Nord is too small. But hey, it's good to see a returning character.
As they reach the hut, Reta keeps her longbow ready. "Nice loot? Maybe we get more gourds before Munchmeat show up?"Reta Bigbad hates dogs (alias of chadius)2020-07-27T00:28:42ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Goblins, They Grow Up So Fast!Reta Bigbad hates dogs (alias of chadius)https://paizo.com/campaigns/v5748p75ivksm/gameplay&page=17#8302020-07-25T22:33:34Z2020-07-25T22:33:34Z<p>Reta bows politely to Squealy Nord. <b>"Wow... Poog! Ask Squealy Nord if I can ride him!"</b></p>
<p>Assuming Nord doesn't mind, Reta wonders if she can hop on and ride force.</p>Reta bows politely to Squealy Nord. "Wow... Poog! Ask Squealy Nord if I can ride him!"
Assuming Nord doesn't mind, Reta wonders if she can hop on and ride force.Reta Bigbad hates dogs (alias of chadius)2020-07-25T22:33:34ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Goblins, They Grow Up So Fast!Reta Bigbad hates dogs (alias of chadius)https://paizo.com/campaigns/v5748p75ivksm/gameplay&page=17#8252020-07-24T19:33:43Z2020-07-24T19:33:43Z<p>Reta readies her bow. This could get noisy...</p>Reta readies her bow. This could get noisy...Reta Bigbad hates dogs (alias of chadius)2020-07-24T19:33:43ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Goblins, They Grow Up So Fast!Reta Bigbad hates dogs (alias of chadius)https://paizo.com/campaigns/v5748p75ivksm/gameplay&page=17#8202020-07-23T14:40:19Z2020-07-23T14:40:19Z<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Wis:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 1 = 7</span></p>
<p>The plight of a pig in need overwhelms Reta, and she's not sure what to do from here. Keep it together girl! Heroes never falter!</p>[dice=Wis]1d20+1[/dice]
The plight of a pig in need overwhelms Reta, and she's not sure what to do from here. Keep it together girl! Heroes never falter!Reta Bigbad hates dogs (alias of chadius)2020-07-23T14:40:19ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Goblins, They Grow Up So Fast!Reta Bigbad hates dogs (alias of chadius)https://paizo.com/campaigns/v5748p75ivksm/gameplay&page=17#8162020-07-23T13:02:36Z2020-07-23T13:02:36Z<p>Reta tries not to gasp. <span class=tiny><b>"We have to find Squealy Nord! Ask piggie where Squealy Nord is?"</b></span></p>Reta tries not to gasp. "We have to find Squealy Nord! Ask piggie where Squealy Nord is?"Reta Bigbad hates dogs (alias of chadius)2020-07-23T13:02:36ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Goblins, They Grow Up So Fast!Reta Bigbad hates dogs (alias of chadius)https://paizo.com/campaigns/v5748p75ivksm/gameplay&page=17#8092020-07-21T11:58:23Z2020-07-21T11:58:23Z<p>Reta sees signs with WORDS on them. Nope, not falling for that trap. No wonder other goblins died here, they must have tried to read it!</p>
<p>She has no idea what Mogmurch is trying to do. The Three Finger Salute? That dangerous when you don't shut down the machine properly first!</p>Reta sees signs with WORDS on them. Nope, not falling for that trap. No wonder other goblins died here, they must have tried to read it!
She has no idea what Mogmurch is trying to do. The Three Finger Salute? That dangerous when you don't shut down the machine properly first!Reta Bigbad hates dogs (alias of chadius)2020-07-21T11:58:23ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Goblins, They Grow Up So Fast!Reta Bigbad hates dogs (alias of chadius)https://paizo.com/campaigns/v5748p75ivksm/gameplay&page=16#7972020-07-18T15:12:18Z2020-07-18T15:12:18Z<p>Reta looks around the farm. <b>"Okay, we need to find leader and daughter. Let us look around."</b> Reta wraps the cloak around herself and begins stalking around, mumbling <i>I am the Bat.</i></p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Stealth:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 15 ⇒ (15) + 15 = 30</span></p>Reta looks around the farm. "Okay, we need to find leader and daughter. Let us look around." Reta wraps the cloak around herself and begins stalking around, mumbling I am the Bat.
[dice=Stealth]1d20+15[/dice]Reta Bigbad hates dogs (alias of chadius)2020-07-18T15:12:18ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Goblins, They Grow Up So Fast!Reta Bigbad hates dogs (alias of chadius)https://paizo.com/campaigns/v5748p75ivksm/gameplay&page=16#7942020-07-17T11:54:14Z2020-07-17T11:54:14Z<p><b>"Oooh. Fire."</b> Reta has an impromptu victory dance before she finally puts out the flames and retrieves her bow. <b>"Okay, er, Poog, can you use wand on me?"</b></p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>CLWx2:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">2d8 + 2 ⇒ (1, 1) + 2 = 4</span></p>
<p>She's feeling a bit better now. <b>"Okay. More fire piggies at farm? Wow, we can tame them all and Birdcrunchers can ride army of fire breathing pigs!"</b></p>"Oooh. Fire." Reta has an impromptu victory dance before she finally puts out the flames and retrieves her bow. "Okay, er, Poog, can you use wand on me?"
[dice=CLWx2]2d8+2[/dice]
She's feeling a bit better now. "Okay. More fire piggies at farm? Wow, we can tame them all and Birdcrunchers can ride army of fire breathing pigs!"Reta Bigbad hates dogs (alias of chadius)2020-07-17T11:54:14ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Goblins, They Grow Up So Fast!Reta Bigbad hates dogs (alias of chadius)https://paizo.com/campaigns/v5748p75ivksm/gameplay&page=16#7872020-07-16T00:47:15Z2020-07-16T00:47:15Z<p><b>"Okay, me keep distracting it, right?"</b> She holds her dogslicer at the ready.</p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Dogslicer:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 8 ⇒ (11) + 8 = 19</span>
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<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Damage:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d4 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5</span></p>
<p><b>"And slice!"</b></p>"Okay, me keep distracting it, right?" She holds her dogslicer at the ready.
[dice=Dogslicer]1d20+8[/dice]
[dice=Damage]1d4+1[/dice]
"And slice!"Reta Bigbad hates dogs (alias of chadius)2020-07-16T00:47:15ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Goblins, They Grow Up So Fast!Reta Bigbad hates dogs (alias of chadius)https://paizo.com/campaigns/v5748p75ivksm/gameplay&page=16#7812020-07-14T15:04:50Z2020-07-14T15:04:50Z<p>Too crowded to get a good shot. Maybe a new edition of bows will solve that.</p>
<p>She sighs, drops her shortbow and draws her dogslicer as she double moves and threatens the boar. <b>"Hurry up and stab piggy!"</b></p>Too crowded to get a good shot. Maybe a new edition of bows will solve that.
She sighs, drops her shortbow and draws her dogslicer as she double moves and threatens the boar. "Hurry up and stab piggy!"Reta Bigbad hates dogs (alias of chadius)2020-07-14T15:04:50ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Goblins, They Grow Up So Fast!Reta Bigbad hates dogs (alias of chadius)https://paizo.com/campaigns/v5748p75ivksm/gameplay&page=16#7762020-07-14T00:00:15Z2020-07-13T17:19:18Z<p><b>"Um, piggies spit fire?"</b></p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Concealment, 1-20 is a miss:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d100 ⇒ 39</span></p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Shortbow:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 8 + 1 ⇒ (13) + 8 + 1 = 22</span>
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<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Damage:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d4 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5</span></p>
<p><b>"Whoa, these piggies tough! Wonder if we could tame one?"</b></p>"Um, piggies spit fire?"
[dice=Concealment, 1-20 is a miss]1d100[/dice]
[dice=Shortbow]1d20+8+1[/dice]
[dice=Damage]1d4+1[/dice]
"Whoa, these piggies tough! Wonder if we could tame one?"Reta Bigbad hates dogs (alias of chadius)2020-07-13T17:19:18ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Goblins, They Grow Up So Fast!Reta Bigbad hates dogs (alias of chadius)https://paizo.com/campaigns/v5748p75ivksm/gameplay&page=16#7712020-07-12T13:32:30Z2020-07-12T13:32:30Z<p>Her shortbow is ready, and she takes aim.</p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Concealment, 1-20 is a miss:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d100 ⇒ 96</span></p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Shortbow:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 8 ⇒ (8) + 8 = 16</span>
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<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Damage:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d4 ⇒ 1</span></p>
<p><b>"Go Birdcrunchers! [smaller]But secretly also Licktoads[/amsller]"</b></p>Her shortbow is ready, and she takes aim.
[dice=Concealment, 1-20 is a miss]1d100[/dice]
[dice=Shortbow]1d20+8[/dice]
[dice=Damage]1d4[/dice]
"Go Birdcrunchers! [smaller]But secretly also Licktoads[/amsller]"Reta Bigbad hates dogs (alias of chadius)2020-07-12T13:32:30ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Goblins, They Grow Up So Fast!Reta Bigbad hates dogs (alias of chadius)https://paizo.com/campaigns/v5748p75ivksm/gameplay&page=16#7682020-07-11T21:49:39Z2020-07-11T21:49:39Z<p>Reta points in the direction of the noise and pulls out her bow.</p>
<p>Time for her first battle as chief.</p>Reta points in the direction of the noise and pulls out her bow.
Time for her first battle as chief.Reta Bigbad hates dogs (alias of chadius)2020-07-11T21:49:39ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Goblins, They Grow Up So Fast!Reta Bigbad hates dogs (alias of chadius)https://paizo.com/campaigns/v5748p75ivksm/gameplay&page=16#7622020-07-09T13:14:15Z2020-07-09T13:14:15Z<p>Reta eats well, soaks in some hot springs (or at least a warm pond), sleeps on a big fluffy bed, and dreams about shooting and stabbing a bazillion dogs while wolves howl her praises.</p>
<p>The sun rises, and it's time for chief to to do what a chief has to do. Plus, more target practice!</p>
<p><b>"So. Who good at wilderness? Me like shooting. And hiding."</b></p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Survival(Aid):</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 5 ⇒ (4) + 5 = 9</span>
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<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Perception:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 10 ⇒ (8) + 10 = 18</span></p>Reta eats well, soaks in some hot springs (or at least a warm pond), sleeps on a big fluffy bed, and dreams about shooting and stabbing a bazillion dogs while wolves howl her praises.
The sun rises, and it's time for chief to to do what a chief has to do. Plus, more target practice!
"So. Who good at wilderness? Me like shooting. And hiding."
[dice=Survival(Aid)]1d20+5[/dice]
[dice=Perception]1d20+10[/dice]Reta Bigbad hates dogs (alias of chadius)2020-07-09T13:14:15ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Goblins, They Grow Up So Fast!Reta Bigbad hates dogs (alias of chadius)https://paizo.com/campaigns/v5748p75ivksm/gameplay&page=16#7582020-07-09T12:22:09Z2020-07-08T23:35:59Z<p><b>"Big fluffy beds are nice. Better than rocks. Sometimes. We not let you down!"</b></p>
<p><b>"Okay, me can use cloak. Me take not-burning potion."</b> <span class=messageboard-ooc>Cloak of Elvenkind, Potion of Fire Resistance</span>
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<b>"Poog, these necklace with three beads make big boom. And take wand, it help restore people when they are poisoned."</b> <span class=messageboard-ooc>Necklace of Fireballs I, Wand of Lesser Restoration 9 charges</span>
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<b>"Chuffy, dogslicer burst into big fire when you want to. Good for stabbing."</b> <span class=messageboard-ooc>+1 flaming dogslicer</span>
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<b>"Mogmurch, take this bead, it make lots of force. Also take this pot, it very sticky."</b> <span class=messageboard-ooc>Bead of Force and 5 doses of Sovereign Glue</span></p>
<p><b>"Each of us take one not-bleeding potion, too."</b> <span class=messageboard-ooc>Cure Moderate Wounds</span></p>
<p><b>"Okay. We split gold, but maybe after we get back. First: spa!"</b> Reta looks for some hot springs (or at least warm water) to spend some time soaking in.</p>"Big fluffy beds are nice. Better than rocks. Sometimes. We not let you down!"
"Okay, me can use cloak. Me take not-burning potion." Cloak of Elvenkind, Potion of Fire Resistance
"Poog, these necklace with three beads make big boom. And take wand, it help restore people when they are poisoned." Necklace of Fireballs I, Wand of Lesser Restoration 9 charges
"Chuffy, dogslicer burst into big fire when you want to. Good for stabbing." +1 flaming dogslicer
"Mogmurch, take this bead, it make lots...Reta Bigbad hates dogs (alias of chadius)2020-07-08T23:35:59ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Goblins, They Grow Up So Fast!Reta Bigbad hates dogs (alias of chadius)https://paizo.com/campaigns/v5748p75ivksm/gameplay&page=16#7542020-07-07T13:33:19Z2020-07-07T13:33:19Z<p><b>"Oooh, pretty!"</b> Reta adjusts the crown on her head. This is what it means to be a leader.</p>
<p>Besides, her <s>underlings</s> friends already started cataloguing the treasure. Not much for her to do besides sit back and relax.</p>
<p><b>"Yes, is is great! We will crunch birds and defend tribe. Then we make great fire. But not too great."</b></p>"Oooh, pretty!" Reta adjusts the crown on her head. This is what it means to be a leader.
Besides, her underlings friends already started cataloguing the treasure. Not much for her to do besides sit back and relax.
"Yes, is is great! We will crunch birds and defend tribe. Then we make great fire. But not too great."Reta Bigbad hates dogs (alias of chadius)2020-07-07T13:33:19ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Goblins, They Grow Up So Fast!Reta Bigbad hates dogs (alias of chadius)https://paizo.com/campaigns/v5748p75ivksm/gameplay&page=15#7462020-06-30T01:19:39Z2020-06-29T17:16:24Z<p><b>"Ha! We kill birds for stealing voice from other birds!"</b> Reta climbs out of the goo.</p>
<p><b>"Who win?"</b> She looks at the line of stones piling up. <b>"Huh, lots of Red stones... wait a minute."</b></p>
<p>Reta's mind feels like two sticks rubbing together as they build up friction and they think...FIRE!</p>
<p><b>"Wait! I win? I win!"</b> The Birdcrunchers surround and cheer her on.</p>
<p><b>"Ah, yes. I am happy to become your chief."</b> She clears her throat. <b>"Er, four score and seven years ago... wait no... hope and change is worth two in the bush. No wait... build a wall and make... wait no, um... takes more than that to kill a Bull Moose!"</b></p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Diplomacy:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 - 2 ⇒ (13) - 2 = 11</span></p>
<p><b>"Birdcrunchers rule and they make others drool! You will all grow big and strong alongside chief Reta. And her subchiefs:"</b></p>
<p><b>"Chief of mighty Zarongel, Poog!"</b>
<br />
<b>"Chief of sneaky stabby things, Chuffy!"</b>
<br />
<b>"Chief of explosions and fire, Mogmurch!"</b></p>
<p><b>"We will help you grow big and strong. But only if you help us!"</b> she cheers.</p>"Ha! We kill birds for stealing voice from other birds!" Reta climbs out of the goo.
"Who win?" She looks at the line of stones piling up. "Huh, lots of Red stones... wait a minute."
Reta's mind feels like two sticks rubbing together as they build up friction and they think...FIRE!
"Wait! I win? I win!" The Birdcrunchers surround and cheer her on.
"Ah, yes. I am happy to become your chief." She clears her throat. "Er, four score and seven years ago... wait no... hope and change is worth...Reta Bigbad hates dogs (alias of chadius)2020-06-29T17:16:24ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Goblins, They Grow Up So Fast!Reta Bigbad hates dogs (alias of chadius)https://paizo.com/campaigns/v5748p75ivksm/gameplay&page=15#7422020-06-27T17:02:23Z2020-06-27T17:02:23Z<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Fort:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 5 - 1 ⇒ (18) + 5 - 1 = 22</span></p>
<p><b>"Ha ha! Red Tailed Marrow screams for victory. But not around here, because this Birdcruncher tribe."</b> Reta takes a quick swing.</p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Dogslicer, Squeezing:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 8 - 4 ⇒ (9) + 8 - 4 = 13</span>
<br />
<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Damage:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d4 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3</span></p>
<p><b>"Come on, get out. We must do more hero stuff soon!"</b> She climbs out of the pie pit. <b>"Mogmurch! Good job securing escape route!"</b></p>[dice=Fort]1d20 + 5-1[/dice]
"Ha ha! Red Tailed Marrow screams for victory. But not around here, because this Birdcruncher tribe." Reta takes a quick swing.
[dice=Dogslicer, Squeezing]1d20+8-4[/dice]
[dice=Damage]1d4+1[/dice]
"Come on, get out. We must do more hero stuff soon!" She climbs out of the pie pit. "Mogmurch! Good job securing escape route!"Reta Bigbad hates dogs (alias of chadius)2020-06-27T17:02:23ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Goblins, They Grow Up So Fast!Reta Bigbad hates dogs (alias of chadius)https://paizo.com/campaigns/v5748p75ivksm/gameplay&page=15#7372020-06-27T02:06:07Z2020-06-27T02:06:07Z<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Fort:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 5 - 1 ⇒ (18) + 5 - 1 = 22</span></p>
<p><b>"Ow! Stupid bird!"</b> Reta fights every urge to kiss her foot amid the grease and fire.</p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Dogslicer, Squeezing:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 8 - 4 ⇒ (19) + 8 - 4 = 23</span>
<br />
<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Damage:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d4 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4</span></p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Crit?:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 8 - 4 ⇒ (15) + 8 - 4 = 19</span>
<br />
<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Damage:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d4 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4</span></p>
<p>But she does slice that eagle up good.</p>[dice=Fort]1d20 + 5-1[/dice]
"Ow! Stupid bird!" Reta fights every urge to kiss her foot amid the grease and fire.
[dice=Dogslicer, Squeezing]1d20+8-4[/dice]
[dice=Damage]1d4+1 [/dice]
[dice=Crit?]1d20+8-4[/dice]
[dice=Damage]1d4+1 [/dice]
But she does slice that eagle up good.Reta Bigbad hates dogs (alias of chadius)2020-06-27T02:06:07ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Goblins, They Grow Up So Fast!Reta Bigbad hates dogs (alias of chadius)https://paizo.com/campaigns/v5748p75ivksm/gameplay&page=15#7332020-06-26T14:03:31Z2020-06-26T14:03:31Z<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Fort:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 5 - 1 ⇒ (17) + 5 - 1 = 21</span></p>
<p>Reta readies her dogslicer against the nearest eagle.</p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Dogslicer, Squeezing:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 8 - 4 ⇒ (8) + 8 - 4 = 12</span>
<br />
<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Damage:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d4 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3</span></p>[dice=Fort]1d20 + 5-1[/dice]
Reta readies her dogslicer against the nearest eagle.
[dice=Dogslicer, Squeezing]1d20+8-4[/dice]
[dice=Damage]1d4+1[/dice]Reta Bigbad hates dogs (alias of chadius)2020-06-26T14:03:31ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Goblins, They Grow Up So Fast!Reta Bigbad hates dogs (alias of chadius)https://paizo.com/campaigns/v5748p75ivksm/gameplay&page=15#7272020-06-24T21:02:31Z2020-06-24T21:02:31Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Whoops, sorry Poog.</span></p>
<p>Reta pulls out her dogslicer, ready for some bird stealing revenge-based action!</p>Whoops, sorry Poog.
Reta pulls out her dogslicer, ready for some bird stealing revenge-based action!Reta Bigbad hates dogs (alias of chadius)2020-06-24T21:02:31ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Goblins, They Grow Up So Fast!Reta Bigbad hates dogs (alias of chadius)https://paizo.com/campaigns/v5748p75ivksm/gameplay&page=15#7242020-06-24T18:37:06Z2020-06-24T18:37:06Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Reusing the <a href="https://paizo.com/campaigns/v5748p75ivksm/gameplay&page=15#715" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">round 2 rolls</a></span></p>
<p>Reta relaxes some more. Until a filthy chirp bird gets in her face. The pie goo gets into her eagle wounds and burns more. <span class=messageboard-ooc>Reta failed her Fort Save.</span></p>
<p><b>"Stupid chirp bird! People think you scream but I know secret! Red Tailed Marrow scream proud, almost like wolf howl! You chirp like a puny dog! Stealing glory make Reta... angry!"</b></p>
<p>Reta <s>turns</s> is always a shade of green, but she proceeds to Hulk out and burst from her bonds. She'd love to snatch this glory stealing bird thief, but first thing's first!</p>
<p>She reaches over to <span class="messageboard-dice">1d2 ⇒ 2</span> Poog and breaks his bonds. <b>"Hurry up! We need to kill bird thieves! For Red Tailed Marrows!"</b></p>Reusing the round 2 rolls
Reta relaxes some more. Until a filthy chirp bird gets in her face. The pie goo gets into her eagle wounds and burns more. Reta failed her Fort Save.
"Stupid chirp bird! People think you scream but I know secret! Red Tailed Marrow scream proud, almost like wolf howl! You chirp like a puny dog! Stealing glory make Reta... angry!"
Reta turns is always a shade of green, but she proceeds to Hulk out and burst from her bonds. She'd love to snatch this glory stealing...Reta Bigbad hates dogs (alias of chadius)2020-06-24T18:37:06ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Goblins, They Grow Up So Fast!Reta Bigbad hates dogs (alias of chadius)https://paizo.com/campaigns/v5748p75ivksm/gameplay&page=15#7192020-06-23T14:50:11Z2020-06-23T14:50:11Z<p>Round 1: Reta realizes she needs something to fight the eagles with. But... she can't untie her hands, that's not heroic. Luckily a fellow supporter arrives and hands her a rusty trusty weapon.</p>
<p>Off in the hot soup she goes! That stirge made her a bit woozy, but that's not enough to burn her.</p>
<p><b>"Ooh, kinda relaxing, like hot water spa..."</b> She zones out briefly, forgetting she should even try to break the bonds.</p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Reusing the <a href="https://paizo.com/campaigns/v5748p75ivksm/gameplay&page=15#715" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">round 1 rolls.</a></span></p>Round 1: Reta realizes she needs something to fight the eagles with. But... she can't untie her hands, that's not heroic. Luckily a fellow supporter arrives and hands her a rusty trusty weapon.
Off in the hot soup she goes! That stirge made her a bit woozy, but that's not enough to burn her.
"Ooh, kinda relaxing, like hot water spa..." She zones out briefly, forgetting she should even try to break the bonds.
Reusing the round 1 rolls.Reta Bigbad hates dogs (alias of chadius)2020-06-23T14:50:11ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Goblins, They Grow Up So Fast!Reta Bigbad hates dogs (alias of chadius)https://paizo.com/campaigns/v5748p75ivksm/gameplay&page=15#7152020-06-23T18:50:20Z2020-06-22T19:39:14Z<p>Reta takes a deep breath. She doesn't like this at all. She checks her gear.</p>
<p>Drops off the meathook. Then the dogslicer. Then the shortbow. And the bridal veil. And the jar of pickled halfling toes.</p>
<p>Keep the caterpillars for good luck.</p>
<p>She gulps, waits for the goblins to bind her, and they toss her right in.</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>Reta takes a deep breath. She doesn't like this at all. She checks her gear.
Drops off the meathook. Then the dogslicer. Then the shortbow. And the bridal veil. And the jar of pickled halfling toes.
Keep the caterpillars for good luck.
She gulps, waits for the goblins to bind her, and they toss her right in.
[Spoiler omitted]Reta Bigbad hates dogs (alias of chadius)2020-06-22T19:39:14ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Goblins, They Grow Up So Fast!Reta Bigbad hates dogs (alias of chadius)https://paizo.com/campaigns/v5748p75ivksm/gameplay&page=15#7102020-06-21T17:04:49Z2020-06-21T17:04:49Z<p><b>"Whew. Steal kill feels good."</b> She stretches and holsters her longbow. <b>"How I do!"</b> She gets the score and scratches her head. <b>"Uh... is that good?"</b></p>
<p>She moves to the other heroes. <b>"So, did you win?"</b></p>
<p><b>"Mogmurch, take mud bath later. We need to do hero stuff now."</b></p>"Whew. Steal kill feels good." She stretches and holsters her longbow. "How I do!" She gets the score and scratches her head. "Uh... is that good?"
She moves to the other heroes. "So, did you win?"
"Mogmurch, take mud bath later. We need to do hero stuff now."Reta Bigbad hates dogs (alias of chadius)2020-06-21T17:04:49ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Goblins, They Grow Up So Fast!Reta Bigbad hates dogs (alias of chadius)https://paizo.com/campaigns/v5748p75ivksm/gameplay&page=15#7052020-06-19T18:43:09Z2020-06-19T18:43:09Z<p>Reta lets the force guide her aim. The force of the smelly wind someone let loose downwind of her.</p>
<p>Reta will try to finish Black. Then she'll keep aiming at the closest Stirge until they tell her to stop.</p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Shortbow:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 8 ⇒ (18) + 8 = 26</span>
<br />
<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Arrow'd:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d4 ⇒ 3</span></p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Shortbow:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 8 ⇒ (11) + 8 = 19</span>
<br />
<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Arrow'd:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d4 ⇒ 2</span></p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Shortbow:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 8 ⇒ (8) + 8 = 16</span>
<br />
<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Arrow'd:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d4 ⇒ 3</span></p>Reta lets the force guide her aim. The force of the smelly wind someone let loose downwind of her.
Reta will try to finish Black. Then she'll keep aiming at the closest Stirge until they tell her to stop.
[dice=Shortbow]1d20 + 8[/dice]
[dice=Arrow'd]1d4[/dice]
[dice=Shortbow]1d20 + 8[/dice]
[dice=Arrow'd]1d4[/dice]
[dice=Shortbow]1d20 + 8[/dice]
[dice=Arrow'd]1d4[/dice]Reta Bigbad hates dogs (alias of chadius)2020-06-19T18:43:09ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Goblins, They Grow Up So Fast!Reta Bigbad hates dogs (alias of chadius)https://paizo.com/campaigns/v5748p75ivksm/gameplay&page=15#7012020-06-18T22:43:19Z2020-06-18T16:54:15Z<p><b>"Heeeey! That's killsteal!"</b> Reta frowns as Poog gets credit for the kill she set up.</p>
<p>She sighs and aims at Black. <i>There is no eye in teem</i>, she thinks.</p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Shortbow:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 8 ⇒ (3) + 8 = 11</span>
<br />
<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Arrow'd:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d4 ⇒ 1</span></p>"Heeeey! That's killsteal!" Reta frowns as Poog gets credit for the kill she set up.
She sighs and aims at Black. There is no eye in teem, she thinks.
[dice=Shortbow]1d20 + 8[/dice]
[dice=Arrow'd]1d4[/dice]Reta Bigbad hates dogs (alias of chadius)2020-06-18T16:54:15ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Goblins, They Grow Up So Fast!Reta Bigbad hates dogs (alias of chadius)https://paizo.com/campaigns/v5748p75ivksm/gameplay&page=14#6982020-06-18T01:20:22Z2020-06-18T01:20:22Z<p>Reta fires again at the Orange stirge.</p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Shortbow:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 8 ⇒ (5) + 8 = 13</span>
<br />
<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Arrow'd:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d4 ⇒ 2</span></p>Reta fires again at the Orange stirge.
[dice=Shortbow]1d20+8[/dice]
[dice=Arrow'd]1d4[/dice]Reta Bigbad hates dogs (alias of chadius)2020-06-18T01:20:22ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Goblins, They Grow Up So Fast!Reta Bigbad hates dogs (alias of chadius)https://paizo.com/campaigns/v5748p75ivksm/gameplay&page=14#6922020-06-17T22:19:55Z2020-06-17T22:19:55Z<p><b>"Okay, no more time for kung fu. I need bows. Lots of bows."</b></p>
<p>Reta pulls out her short bow and takes aim at the stirge on the Orange flag.</p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Shortbow:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 8 ⇒ (9) + 8 = 17</span>
<br />
<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Arrow'd:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d4 ⇒ 2</span></p>"Okay, no more time for kung fu. I need bows. Lots of bows."
Reta pulls out her short bow and takes aim at the stirge on the Orange flag.
[dice=Shortbow]1d20+8[/dice]
[dice=Arrow'd]1d4[/dice]Reta Bigbad hates dogs (alias of chadius)2020-06-17T22:19:55ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post Discussion: Where the Goblins ChatterReta Bigbad hates dogs (alias of chadius)https://paizo.com/campaigns/v5748p75ivksm/discussion&page=4#1922020-06-16T16:42:34Z2020-06-16T16:42:34Z<p>Oh. Ranged would have made this easier. I was wondering how we would hit the critters on the other side of the planks without crazy acrobatics shenanigans.</p>Oh. Ranged would have made this easier. I was wondering how we would hit the critters on the other side of the planks without crazy acrobatics shenanigans.Reta Bigbad hates dogs (alias of chadius)2020-06-16T16:42:34ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Goblins, They Grow Up So Fast!Reta Bigbad hates dogs (alias of chadius)https://paizo.com/campaigns/v5748p75ivksm/gameplay&page=14#6862020-06-15T16:02:52Z2020-06-15T16:02:52Z<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Unarmed Strike:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 4 ⇒ (9) + 4 = 13</span>
<br />
<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Damage:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d3 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4</span></p>
<p><b>"Gah! Even after unlocking inner goblin, bugs are fast!"</b> Reta tries to slap the stirge off of her.</p>[dice=Unarmed Strike]1d20 + 4[/dice]
[dice=Damage]1d3 + 1[/dice]
"Gah! Even after unlocking inner goblin, bugs are fast!" Reta tries to slap the stirge off of her.Reta Bigbad hates dogs (alias of chadius)2020-06-15T16:02:52ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Goblins, They Grow Up So Fast!Reta Bigbad hates dogs (alias of chadius)https://paizo.com/campaigns/v5748p75ivksm/gameplay&page=14#6832020-06-12T19:45:44Z2020-06-12T19:45:44Z<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Unarmed Strike:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 4 - 4 ⇒ (4) + 4 - 4 = 4</span>
<br />
<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Damage:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d3 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4</span></p>
<p>Reta continues her impromptu martial arts routine, even as she's losing her blood.</p>[dice=Unarmed Strike]1d20 + 4 - 4[/dice]
[dice=Damage]1d3 + 1[/dice]
Reta continues her impromptu martial arts routine, even as she's losing her blood.Reta Bigbad hates dogs (alias of chadius)2020-06-12T19:45:44ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Goblins, They Grow Up So Fast!Reta Bigbad hates dogs (alias of chadius)https://paizo.com/campaigns/v5748p75ivksm/gameplay&page=14#6762020-06-12T14:21:35Z2020-06-12T14:14:12Z<p><b>"Me know goblin-fu."</b></p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>AoO:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 4 - 4 ⇒ (4) + 4 - 4 = 4</span>
<br />
<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Damage:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d3 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3</span></p>
<p><b>"Uh, that was me making mighty goblin stance!"</b></p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Unarmed Strike:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 4 - 4 ⇒ (17) + 4 - 4 = 17</span>
<br />
<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Damage:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d3 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4</span></p>
<p><b>"Stomp of Longshank!"</b></p>
<p>If the stirge is properly squished, Reta will advance down the plank towards the next stirge.
<br />
<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Acrobatics:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 3 ⇒ (20) + 3 = 23</span></p>"Me know goblin-fu."
[dice=AoO]1d20+4-4[/dice]
[dice=Damage]1d3+1[/dice]
"Uh, that was me making mighty goblin stance!"
[dice=Unarmed Strike]1d20+4-4[/dice]
[dice=Damage]1d3+1[/dice]
"Stomp of Longshank!"
If the stirge is properly squished, Reta will advance down the plank towards the next stirge.
[dice=Acrobatics]1d20+3[/dice]Reta Bigbad hates dogs (alias of chadius)2020-06-12T14:14:12ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Goblins, They Grow Up So Fast!Reta Bigbad hates dogs (alias of chadius)https://paizo.com/campaigns/v5748p75ivksm/gameplay&page=14#6712020-06-10T22:32:56Z2020-06-10T22:32:56Z<p>Reta wear big longshank boots. Wobbly!</p>
<p>She makes her way to the plank and tries to balance across.</p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Acrobatics:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 3 - 2 ⇒ (16) + 3 - 2 = 17</span></p>
<p>She moves across the plank and makes it to one of the stirges.</p>Reta wear big longshank boots. Wobbly!
She makes her way to the plank and tries to balance across.
[dice=Acrobatics]1d20+3-2[/dice]
She moves across the plank and makes it to one of the stirges.Reta Bigbad hates dogs (alias of chadius)2020-06-10T22:32:56ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Goblins, They Grow Up So Fast!Reta Bigbad hates dogs (alias of chadius)https://paizo.com/campaigns/v5748p75ivksm/gameplay&page=14#6632020-06-10T00:16:24Z2020-06-10T00:16:24Z<p>Reta takes a long, deep breath. Reminds her of eating mudpie at goblin school. Well, no goblin school just her planning how to knock a big rock on top of her tormentors.</p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Round 3</span></p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Perception:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 10 ⇒ (9) + 10 = 19</span></p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Miss Chance, 50 and below is a hit:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d100 ⇒ 35</span></p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Short Bow:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 7 ⇒ (11) + 7 = 18</span>
<br />
<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Damage:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d6 ⇒ 5</span></p>
<p>She takes aim and fires!</p>Reta takes a long, deep breath. Reminds her of eating mudpie at goblin school. Well, no goblin school just her planning how to knock a big rock on top of her tormentors.
Round 3
[dice=Perception]1d20+10[/dice]
[dice=Miss Chance, 50 and below is a hit]1d100[/dice]
[dice=Short Bow]1d20+7[/dice]
[dice=Damage]1d6[/dice]
She takes aim and fires!Reta Bigbad hates dogs (alias of chadius)2020-06-10T00:16:24ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Goblins, They Grow Up So Fast!Reta Bigbad hates dogs (alias of chadius)https://paizo.com/campaigns/v5748p75ivksm/gameplay&page=14#6582020-06-09T12:50:14Z2020-06-09T12:50:14Z<p><b>"Okay. You are the one, Reta. There is no try. Only do."</b></p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Round 2</span></p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Perception:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 10 ⇒ (17) + 10 = 27</span>
<br />
Reta grins. <b>"Luckily, I can't fail to hear them."</b></p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Miss Chance, 50 and below is a hit:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d100 ⇒ 64</span></p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Short Bow:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 7 ⇒ (9) + 7 = 16</span>
<br />
<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Damage:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d6 ⇒ 3</span></p>
<p>As soon as she fires she pauses. She knows she's wrong. <b>"Whoa."</b></p>"Okay. You are the one, Reta. There is no try. Only do."
Round 2
[dice=Perception]1d20+10[/dice]
Reta grins. "Luckily, I can't fail to hear them."
[dice=Miss Chance, 50 and below is a hit]1d100[/dice]
[dice=Short Bow]1d20+7[/dice]
[dice=Damage]1d6[/dice]
As soon as she fires she pauses. She knows she's wrong. "Whoa."Reta Bigbad hates dogs (alias of chadius)2020-06-09T12:50:14ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Goblins, They Grow Up So Fast!Reta Bigbad hates dogs (alias of chadius)https://paizo.com/campaigns/v5748p75ivksm/gameplay&page=14#6522020-06-08T19:40:46Z2020-06-08T19:40:46Z<p><b>"Shoot birds? Heh, me great with shooting. I'll look at the bird and- h-hey! Me no see!"</b> Reta stumbles a bit as the Birdcrunchers take a few tries to tie the headband around her <s>huge</s> big boned head.</p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Round 1</span></p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Perception:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 10 ⇒ (1) + 10 = 11</span>
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Reta grins. <b>"Luckily, I can't fail to hear them."</b></p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Miss Chance, 50 and below is a hit:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d100 ⇒ 5</span>
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<b>"Bird is over... here!"</b>
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<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Short Bow:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 7 ⇒ (15) + 7 = 22</span>
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<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Damage:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d6 ⇒ 3</span></p>
<p>She does a quickly flourish, takes aim and fires!</p>"Shoot birds? Heh, me great with shooting. I'll look at the bird and- h-hey! Me no see!" Reta stumbles a bit as the Birdcrunchers take a few tries to tie the headband around her huge big boned head.
Round 1
[dice=Perception]1d20+10[/dice]
Reta grins. "Luckily, I can't fail to hear them."
[dice=Miss Chance, 50 and below is a hit]1d100[/dice]
"Bird is over... here!"
[dice=Short Bow]1d20+7[/dice]
[dice=Damage]1d6[/dice]
She does a quickly flourish, takes aim and fires!Reta Bigbad hates dogs (alias of chadius)2020-06-08T19:40:46ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Goblins, They Grow Up So Fast!Reta Bigbad hates dogs (alias of chadius)https://paizo.com/campaigns/v5748p75ivksm/gameplay&page=13#6482020-06-06T13:07:46Z2020-06-06T13:07:46Z<p><b>"No no, Mummy Yoda said one of us gets crown and becomes Chief, but Chief can nom-in-ate other backup Chiefs. So one get crown, others get to backup crowned Chief."</b> Reta lifts her head from the Seagull stew long enough to remind everyone, then dunks her football-shaped head back into the soup.</p>"No no, Mummy Yoda said one of us gets crown and becomes Chief, but Chief can nom-in-ate other backup Chiefs. So one get crown, others get to backup crowned Chief." Reta lifts her head from the Seagull stew long enough to remind everyone, then dunks her football-shaped head back into the soup.Reta Bigbad hates dogs (alias of chadius)2020-06-06T13:07:46ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Goblins, They Grow Up So Fast!Reta Bigbad hates dogs (alias of chadius)https://paizo.com/campaigns/v5748p75ivksm/gameplay&page=13#6452020-06-05T21:29:08Z2020-06-05T21:29:08Z<p>Reta digs right in to the feast. <b>"Salty, yes!"</b> She eats up.</p>
<p><b>"Yaah! Crown show who is the biggest hero. Maybe it's me. Maybe it's Poog. Maybe we all win. But Birdcrunchers will be biggest, bestest tribe ever!"</b></p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Diplomacy:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 - 3 ⇒ (14) - 3 = 11</span></p>
<p><b>"Woo!"</b></p>Reta digs right in to the feast. "Salty, yes!" She eats up.
"Yaah! Crown show who is the biggest hero. Maybe it's me. Maybe it's Poog. Maybe we all win. But Birdcrunchers will be biggest, bestest tribe ever!"
[dice=Diplomacy]1d20-3[/dice]
"Woo!"Reta Bigbad hates dogs (alias of chadius)2020-06-05T21:29:08ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post Discussion: Where the Goblins ChatterReta Bigbad hates dogs (alias of chadius)https://paizo.com/campaigns/v5748p75ivksm/discussion&page=4#1832020-06-03T20:59:18Z2020-06-03T20:59:18Z<p>Oh, whoops. RIP Natural 20.</p>Oh, whoops. RIP Natural 20.Reta Bigbad hates dogs (alias of chadius)2020-06-03T20:59:18ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Goblins, They Grow Up So Fast!Reta Bigbad hates dogs (alias of chadius)https://paizo.com/campaigns/v5748p75ivksm/gameplay&page=13#6392020-06-04T00:32:24Z2020-06-03T15:29:32Z<p><b>"Oh, test for new chief?"</b> Reta's brain cells (what's left of them anyway) light up. <b>"Oh! New party and new Chief! Then we fight... uh whatever that problem was."</b> Reta shrugs and talks to the goblin whelps.</p>
<p><b>"You grow big and strong, and then you can carry dogslicer!"</b> Reta pulls out her own and brandishes it like a cool goblin hero would. <b>"Or you take a bow and nock an arrow. See horse's eye and... TWANG!"</b> Reta plucks her bow string, aiming it at an imaginary horsey.</p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Performance:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 - 3 ⇒ (3) - 3 = 0</span></p>
<p>It's amazingly impressive in her mind. Everyone's going to think she's so cool!</p>"Oh, test for new chief?" Reta's brain cells (what's left of them anyway) light up. "Oh! New party and new Chief! Then we fight... uh whatever that problem was." Reta shrugs and talks to the goblin whelps.
"You grow big and strong, and then you can carry dogslicer!" Reta pulls out her own and brandishes it like a cool goblin hero would. "Or you take a bow and nock an arrow. See horse's eye and... TWANG!" Reta plucks her bow string, aiming it at an imaginary horsey.
...Reta Bigbad hates dogs (alias of chadius)2020-06-03T15:29:32Z