paizo.com Recent Posts by Ranch Dretchingpaizo.com Recent Posts by Ranch Dretching2012-01-13T15:43:47Z2012-01-13T15:43:47ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Slaad ThreadRanch Dretching (alias of Mike Welham, Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jm0b&page=134?The-Slaad-Thread#66582018-09-24T19:10:48Z2018-09-24T18:51:38Z<p>Their mysterious magic allows them to use the misspellings to make them seem less threatening and catch their targets off guard. While some f#&+er is complaining about the baristassassin spelling his name "Mork," he's got third degree burns all over himself that weren't there seconds ago.</p>
<p>On a related note, <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBov9YUvGss" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Steve Harvey can use killing words despite being unable to pronounce them</a>.</p>Their mysterious magic allows them to use the misspellings to make them seem less threatening and catch their targets off guard. While some f@#$er is complaining about the baristassassin spelling his name "Mork," he's got third degree burns all over himself that weren't there seconds ago.
On a related note, Steve Harvey can use killing words despite being unable to pronounce them.Ranch Dretching (alias of Mike Welham, Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012)2018-09-24T18:51:38ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Slaad ThreadRanch Dretching (alias of Mike Welham, Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jm0b&page=134?The-Slaad-Thread#66562018-09-24T18:37:44Z2018-09-24T18:37:44Z<p>I think they all disregarded my warning. Stupid f~!#s.</p>I think they all disregarded my warning. Stupid f@!@s.Ranch Dretching (alias of Mike Welham, Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012)2018-09-24T18:37:44ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Slaad ThreadRanch Dretching (alias of Mike Welham, Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jm0b&page=134?The-Slaad-Thread#66552018-09-18T00:12:53Z2018-09-18T00:12:53Z<p>Watch out for baristassassins!</p>Watch out for baristassassins!Ranch Dretching (alias of Mike Welham, Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012)2018-09-18T00:12:53ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Slaad ThreadRanch Dretching (alias of Mike Welham, Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jm0b&page=134?The-Slaad-Thread#66512018-09-06T16:53:08Z2018-09-06T16:53:08Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Tossed Slaad wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Ambrosia Slaad wrote:</div><blockquote> Quantum funnel cake is delicious. </blockquote>That’s what she said! </blockquote><p>She didn't say it to me.
<p>She said, "Get the f~!• out of here. You're dretching!" And then a gate to some dimension opened up in her left nostril.</p>Tossed Slaad wrote:Ambrosia Slaad wrote: Quantum funnel cake is delicious.
That’s what she said! She didn't say it to me. She said, "Get the f#@% out of here. You're dretching!" And then a gate to some dimension opened up in her left nostril.Ranch Dretching (alias of Mike Welham, Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012)2018-09-06T16:53:08ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Slaad ThreadRanch Dretching (alias of Mike Welham, Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jm0b&page=133?The-Slaad-Thread#66502018-09-09T23:05:48Z2018-09-06T16:53:08Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Tossed Slaad wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Ambrosia Slaad wrote:</div><blockquote> Quantum funnel cake is delicious. </blockquote>That’s what she said! </blockquote><p>She didn't say it to me.
<p>She said, "Get the f#@# out of here. You're dretching!" And then a gate to some dimension opened up in her left nostril.</p>Tossed Slaad wrote:Ambrosia Slaad wrote: Quantum funnel cake is delicious.
That’s what she said! She didn't say it to me. She said, "Get the f~+% out of here. You're dretching!" And then a gate to some dimension opened up in her left nostril.Ranch Dretching (alias of Mike Welham, Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012)2018-09-06T16:53:08ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Slaad ThreadRanch Dretching (alias of Mike Welham, Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jm0b&page=133?The-Slaad-Thread#66462018-09-05T14:20:40Z2018-09-05T14:20:40Z<p>Chrome asked if I wanted to translate this page.</p>
<p>Hahahahaha, stupid f#+•ing Google!</p>Chrome asked if I wanted to translate this page.
Hahahahaha, stupid f@$@ing Google!Ranch Dretching (alias of Mike Welham, Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012)2018-09-05T14:20:40ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Slaad ThreadRanch Dretching (alias of Mike Welham, Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jm0b&page=132?The-Slaad-Thread#66002017-12-25T15:29:49Z2017-12-25T15:29:49Z<p>Merry Slaadmas, motherf•+~ers!</p>Merry Slaadmas, motherf~##ers!Ranch Dretching (alias of Mike Welham, Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012)2017-12-25T15:29:49ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Slaad ThreadRanch Dretching (alias of Mike Welham, Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jm0b&page=110?The-Slaad-Thread#54642014-06-08T11:03:28Z2014-06-07T00:07:16Z<p>Thanks.</p>Thanks.Ranch Dretching (alias of Mike Welham, Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012)2014-06-07T00:07:16ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLRanch Dretching (alias of Mike Welham, Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=1715?Deep-6-FaWtL#857032013-05-23T22:43:20Z2013-05-23T22:43:20Z<p>The slaads say I'm unhealthy.</p>The slaads say I'm unhealthy.Ranch Dretching (alias of Mike Welham, Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012)2013-05-23T22:43:20ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Slaad ThreadRanch Dretching (alias of Mike Welham, Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jm0b&page=82?The-Slaad-Thread#40732013-03-05T14:55:11Z2013-03-05T14:55:11Z<p>Ha ha!</p>Ha ha!Ranch Dretching (alias of Mike Welham, Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012)2013-03-05T14:55:11ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Thread CelestialRanch Dretching (alias of Mike Welham, Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jr74&page=36?The-Thread-Celestial#17542018-09-27T22:37:20Z2010-10-27T15:16:33Z<p>Damn skippy!</p>Damn skippy!Ranch Dretching (alias of Mike Welham, Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012)2010-10-27T15:16:33ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: What Did Alignment Ever Do to You?Ranch Dretching (alias of Mike Welham, Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lfhs?What-Did-Alignment-Ever-Do-to-You#62018-09-27T22:37:20Z2010-10-27T01:51:26Z<p>It turned me into a newt!
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I got worse...Ranch Dretching (alias of Mike Welham, Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012)2010-10-27T01:51:26ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Slaad ThreadRanch Dretching (alias of Mike Welham, Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jm0b&page=52?The-Slaad-Thread#25772018-09-27T22:37:17Z2010-10-17T01:46:54Z<p>A dretch Yoda is not.</p>A dretch Yoda is not.Ranch Dretching (alias of Mike Welham, Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012)2010-10-17T01:46:54ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Ask a Slaad!Ranch Dretching (alias of Mike Welham, Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lbfy&page=2?Ask-a-Slaad#752018-09-27T22:37:17Z2010-10-16T23:12:07Z<p><Stabs Salmagundi with a carrot stick></p>
<p>Am now.</p>Am now.Ranch Dretching (alias of Mike Welham, Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012)2010-10-16T23:12:07ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Ask a Slaad!Ranch Dretching (alias of Mike Welham, Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lbfy&page=2?Ask-a-Slaad#732018-09-27T22:37:17Z2010-10-16T15:25:41Z<p>Ooooh...he's getting the celery treatment next time I see him.</p>Ooooh...he's getting the celery treatment next time I see him.Ranch Dretching (alias of Mike Welham, Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012)2010-10-16T15:25:41ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Slaad ThreadRanch Dretching (alias of Mike Welham, Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jm0b&page=52?The-Slaad-Thread#25562018-09-27T22:37:12Z2010-10-12T19:40:18Z<p>Damn it! This always happens to me.</p>Damn it! This always happens to me.Ranch Dretching (alias of Mike Welham, Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012)2010-10-12T19:40:18ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Ask a Slaad!Ranch Dretching (alias of Mike Welham, Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lbfy?Ask-a-Slaad#292018-09-27T22:37:05Z2010-09-25T12:11:16Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Chief Chef to Pres. Moorluck wrote:</div><blockquote> Croutons or sunflower seeds? </blockquote><p>I'll take this one:
<p>Ranch dretching!</p>
<p><Stabs chef with a celery stalk></p>Chief Chef to Pres. Moorluck wrote:Croutons or sunflower seeds?
I'll take this one: Ranch dretching!Ranch Dretching (alias of Mike Welham, Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012)2010-09-25T12:11:16ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: FAWTLhouse FiveRanch Dretching (alias of Mike Welham, Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kztn&page=262?FAWTLhouse-Five#130942018-09-27T22:37:05Z2010-09-25T01:21:57Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Davi The Eccentric wrote:</div><blockquote> I just spent forty minutes trying to open a bottle of ranch dressing. My hands are sore, the wrench has a few bits of green plastic on it, and one of the carving knives is a good deal duller, but that damn bottle is open. </blockquote><p>You never know what those slaads will do...Davi The Eccentric wrote:I just spent forty minutes trying to open a bottle of ranch dressing. My hands are sore, the wrench has a few bits of green plastic on it, and one of the carving knives is a good deal duller, but that damn bottle is open.
You never know what those slaads will do...Ranch Dretching (alias of Mike Welham, Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012)2010-09-25T01:21:57ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Forums Are Way Too Long: The Next GenerationRanch Dretching (alias of Mike Welham, Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kaby&page=333?Forums-Are-Way-Too-Long-The-Next-Generation#166012018-09-27T22:35:18Z2010-02-10T01:00:21Z<p>Where's that leafy guy? He needs some of me!</p>Where's that leafy guy? He needs some of me!Ranch Dretching (alias of Mike Welham, Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012)2010-02-10T01:00:21ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Slaad ThreadRanch Dretching (alias of Mike Welham, Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jm0b&page=41?The-Slaad-Thread#20172018-09-27T22:34:45Z2010-01-11T01:48:45Z<p>You want me to stab someone? Cuz I'll do it!</p>You want me to stab someone? Cuz I'll do it!Ranch Dretching (alias of Mike Welham, Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012)2010-01-11T01:48:45ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Slaad ThreadRanch Dretching (alias of Mike Welham, Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jm0b&page=39?The-Slaad-Thread#19172018-09-27T22:34:00Z2009-11-25T02:36:00Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Tuna Fish Slaad wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Tossed Slaad wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Ranch Dretching wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Tossed Slaad wrote:</div><blockquote> I think my dretching has spoiled. </blockquote><p>I'm not spoiled enough, if you ask me.
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</blockquote>You smell spoiled. </blockquote>Does he smell like spoiled tuna? If he does, I want to give him a hug. </blockquote><p>k. Let's hug.
<p><Holds <i>celery stalk of wounding</i> behind back></p>Tuna Fish Slaad wrote:Tossed Slaad wrote: Ranch Dretching wrote: Tossed Slaad wrote: I think my dretching has spoiled.
I'm not spoiled enough, if you ask me.
You smell spoiled. Does he smell like spoiled tuna? If he does, I want to give him a hug. k. Let's hug. celery stalk of wounding behind back>Ranch Dretching (alias of Mike Welham, Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012)2009-11-25T02:36:00ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Slaad ThreadRanch Dretching (alias of Mike Welham, Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jm0b&page=39?The-Slaad-Thread#19142018-09-27T22:34:00Z2009-11-24T03:27:22Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Tossed Slaad wrote:</div><blockquote> I think my dretching has spoiled. </blockquote><p>I'm not spoiled enough, if you ask me.Tossed Slaad wrote:I think my dretching has spoiled.
I'm not spoiled enough, if you ask me.Ranch Dretching (alias of Mike Welham, Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012)2009-11-24T03:27:22ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Son of Forums are Way Too Long!!!Ranch Dretching (alias of Mike Welham, Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jv5s&page=207?Son-of-Forums-are-Way-Too-Long#103472018-09-27T22:33:55Z2009-11-14T02:35:43Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">KaeYotik wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Ranch Dretching wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">KaeYotik wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Ranch Dretching wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Carrots are alright, but the best stabbing is done with celery.
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</blockquote>I likes celree too! It makes me happy! </blockquote><p>I've never heard anyone say that before.
<p><Stabs KaeYotik repeatedly with celery></p>
<p>Whee!!! </blockquote><p>•bites celery as it is thrust at him•
<p>Ewe got any peenut budder? An' some Rayzans two? </blockquote><p><Bashes KaeYotik with an adamantine hammer>
<p>Die! Die! Diiiiiiiie!</p>KaeYotik wrote:Ranch Dretching wrote: KaeYotik wrote: Ranch Dretching wrote:Carrots are alright, but the best stabbing is done with celery.
I likes celree too! It makes me happy! I've never heard anyone say that before.
Whee!!! *bites celery as it is thrust at him* Ewe got any peenut budder? An' some Rayzans two? Die! Die! Diiiiiiiie!Ranch Dretching (alias of Mike Welham, Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012)2009-11-14T02:35:43ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Son of Forums are Way Too Long!!!Ranch Dretching (alias of Mike Welham, Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jv5s&page=207?Son-of-Forums-are-Way-Too-Long#103382018-09-27T22:33:55Z2009-11-14T02:22:55Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">KaeYotik wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Ranch Dretching wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Carrots are alright, but the best stabbing is done with celery.
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</blockquote>I likes celree too! It makes me happy! </blockquote><p>I've never heard anyone say that before.
<p><Stabs KaeYotik repeatedly with celery></p>
<p>Whee!!!</p>KaeYotik wrote:Ranch Dretching wrote:Carrots are alright, but the best stabbing is done with celery.
I likes celree too! It makes me happy! I've never heard anyone say that before.
Whee!!!Ranch Dretching (alias of Mike Welham, Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012)2009-11-14T02:22:55ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Son of Forums are Way Too Long!!!Ranch Dretching (alias of Mike Welham, Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jv5s&page=207?Son-of-Forums-are-Way-Too-Long#103332018-09-27T22:33:55Z2009-11-14T02:17:18Z<p>Carrots are alright, but the best stabbing is done with celery.</p>Carrots are alright, but the best stabbing is done with celery.Ranch Dretching (alias of Mike Welham, Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012)2009-11-14T02:17:18ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: PlantymanRanch Dretching (alias of Mike Welham, Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jvhr&page=2?Plantyman#532018-09-27T22:33:54Z2009-11-13T00:49:25Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Frat Jack wrote:</div><blockquote><p> •Walks in with the Ranch dressing•</p>
<p>Salad time!</p>
<p>•pukes a little• </blockquote><p>You didn't tell me we were seeing salads! I want to go back to where the <b>slaads</b> are, nitwit!Frat Jack wrote:*Walks in with the Ranch dressing*
Salad time!
*pukes a little*
You didn't tell me we were seeing salads! I want to go back to where the slaads are, nitwit!Ranch Dretching (alias of Mike Welham, Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012)2009-11-13T00:49:25ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Forums are Way Too Long!!!Ranch Dretching (alias of Mike Welham, Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jm4r&page=359?Forums-are-Way-Too-Long#179112018-09-27T22:33:23Z2009-10-04T13:18:51Z<p><Stabs the pirate with a celery stalk></p>
<p>Stupid pirates!</p>
<p>Stupid new page! Does anyone know what a dretching looks like naked?</p>Stupid pirates!
Stupid new page! Does anyone know what a dretching looks like naked?Ranch Dretching (alias of Mike Welham, Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012)2009-10-04T13:18:51ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Slaad ThreadRanch Dretching (alias of Mike Welham, Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jm0b&page=35?The-Slaad-Thread#17292018-09-27T22:33:07Z2009-09-20T17:21:51Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Tossed Slaad wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Ranch Dretching wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Tossed Slaad wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Have fun, Potato!</p>
<p>And Spawn of Pazuzu, aren't you from the Abyss? I thought we were all Chaotic Neutral here. </blockquote><p><Stabs Tossed Salad with carrot stick>
<p>Did that feel Chaotic Neutral, bub?
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</blockquote><p>First, I am a slaad, not a salad.
<p>Second, <i>•eggs Ranch Dretching•</i> </blockquote><p><i>The eggs wither away</i>
<p>•sob• Now the slaad is belittling my lack of education.</p>
<p><Makes call to the ACLU—Abyssal Civil Liberties Union></p>Tossed Slaad wrote:Ranch Dretching wrote: Tossed Slaad wrote:Have fun, Potato!
And Spawn of Pazuzu, aren't you from the Abyss? I thought we were all Chaotic Neutral here.
Did that feel Chaotic Neutral, bub?
First, I am a slaad, not a salad. Second, *eggs Ranch Dretching* The eggs wither away *sob* Now the slaad is belittling my lack of education.Ranch Dretching (alias of Mike Welham, Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012)2009-09-20T17:21:51ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Slaad ThreadRanch Dretching (alias of Mike Welham, Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jm0b&page=35?The-Slaad-Thread#17272018-09-27T22:33:07Z2009-09-20T16:53:37Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Tossed Slaad wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Have fun, Potato!</p>
<p>And Spawn of Pazuzu, aren't you from the Abyss? I thought we were all Chaotic Neutral here. </blockquote><p><Stabs Tossed Salad with carrot stick>
<p>Did that feel Chaotic Neutral, bub?</p>Tossed Slaad wrote:Have fun, Potato!
And Spawn of Pazuzu, aren't you from the Abyss? I thought we were all Chaotic Neutral here.
Did that feel Chaotic Neutral, bub?Ranch Dretching (alias of Mike Welham, Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012)2009-09-20T16:53:37ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Slaad ThreadRanch Dretching (alias of Mike Welham, Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jm0b&page=35?The-Slaad-Thread#17202018-09-27T22:33:07Z2009-09-20T00:40:06Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Fruit Slaad wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Tuna Fish Slaad wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Tossed Slaad wrote:</div><blockquote> <b>ALL HAIL OUR UN-EMPIRE!</b> </blockquote><b>YES! OUR MOTTO of OUR UN-EMPIRE! GO TEAM CHAOS!</b> </blockquote><b><span class=messageboard-bigger>ALL HAIL OUR UNEMYPRE!!!</b></span> </blockquote><p><b>I'VE JUST KILLED AN UMPIRE!!!!</b>Fruit Slaad wrote:Tuna Fish Slaad wrote: Tossed Slaad wrote: ALL HAIL OUR UN-EMPIRE!
YES! OUR MOTTO of OUR UN-EMPIRE! GO TEAM CHAOS! ALL HAIL OUR UNEMYPRE!!! I'VE JUST KILLED AN UMPIRE!!!!Ranch Dretching (alias of Mike Welham, Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012)2009-09-20T00:40:06ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Slaad ThreadRanch Dretching (alias of Mike Welham, Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jm0b&page=35?The-Slaad-Thread#17032018-09-27T22:33:05Z2009-09-18T15:09:05Z<p>How about some <span class=messageboard-bigger>dretching</span>?</p>
<p><Stabs WoC with celery stalk></p>How about some dretching?Ranch Dretching (alias of Mike Welham, Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012)2009-09-18T15:09:05ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Forums are Way Too Long!!!Ranch Dretching (alias of Mike Welham, Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jm4r&page=147?Forums-are-Way-Too-Long#73192018-09-27T22:32:43Z2009-08-13T03:24:15Z<p><Stabs Piratey McPirate></p>...Ranch Dretching (alias of Mike Welham, Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012)2009-08-13T03:24:15ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Slaad ThreadRanch Dretching (alias of Mike Welham, Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jm0b&page=29?The-Slaad-Thread#14362018-09-27T22:32:42Z2009-08-12T02:28:59Z<p><Stabs Puffy the Cup Cake></p>
<p>Ooooh! Cream filling!</p>Ooooh! Cream filling!Ranch Dretching (alias of Mike Welham, Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012)2009-08-12T02:28:59ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Slaad ThreadRanch Dretching (alias of Mike Welham, Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jm0b&page=29?The-Slaad-Thread#14052018-09-27T22:32:41Z2009-08-10T00:47:20Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Puffy the Dinner Roll wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Ranch Dretching wrote:</div><blockquote> Have you seen Ranch Dretching? I've been in the mood... </blockquote><p>Bounds <span class=messageboard-ooc>about as well as one can expect a Dretching to bound</span> back into the thread.
<p>Hellllo Puffy!</p>
<p><Stabs Puffy with stick of celery>
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</blockquote><p>:::Laughs like the Pilsbury Doughboy:::
<p>Celery can not hurt me. </blockquote><p><Wild-eyed look>
<p>What manner of creature are you?</p>Puffy the Dinner Roll wrote:Ranch Dretching wrote: Have you seen Ranch Dretching? I've been in the mood...
Bounds about as well as one can expect a Dretching to bound back into the thread. Hellllo Puffy!
:::Laughs like the Pilsbury Doughboy::: Celery can not hurt me. What manner of creature are you?Ranch Dretching (alias of Mike Welham, Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012)2009-08-10T00:47:20ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Slaad ThreadRanch Dretching (alias of Mike Welham, Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jm0b&page=28?The-Slaad-Thread#13952018-09-27T22:32:39Z2009-08-09T01:34:23Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Tossed Slaad wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Butter Patrick wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Puffy the Dinner Roll wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Tabbouleh Slaad wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Puffy the Dinner Roll wrote:</div><blockquote> No Slaad will ever be great unless of course it comes with a dinner roll. </blockquote>•tries to egg the dinner roll• </blockquote><p>•excepts the egg graciously•
<p>I'm great toasted with a slice of cheese and an egg between the slices. They'd call the egg McMuffin with cheese. </blockquote><p>Butter! Butter! Butter!
</p>
</blockquote>Have you seen Ranch Dretching? I've been in the mood... </blockquote><p>Bounds <span class=messageboard-ooc>about as well as one can expect a Dretching to bound</span> back into the thread.
<p>Hellllo Puffy!</p>
<p><Stabs Puffy with stick of celery></p>Tossed Slaad wrote:Butter Patrick wrote: Puffy the Dinner Roll wrote: Tabbouleh Slaad wrote: Puffy the Dinner Roll wrote: No Slaad will ever be great unless of course it comes with a dinner roll.
*tries to egg the dinner roll* *excepts the egg graciously* I'm great toasted with a slice of cheese and an egg between the slices. They'd call the egg McMuffin with cheese. Butter! Butter! Butter!
Have you seen Ranch Dretching? I've been in the mood... Bounds about as well as one can expect a...Ranch Dretching (alias of Mike Welham, Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012)2009-08-09T01:34:23ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Raise of the Poodle LordsRanch Dretching (alias of Mike Welham, Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ir9f&page=53?Raise-of-the-Poodle-Lords#26382018-09-27T22:32:39Z2009-08-08T22:11:49Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Snarky Poodle wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Poodle of the Shadows wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">CourtFool wrote:</div><blockquote> Pirate Poodle Power! </blockquote><p>•stabs CourtFool•
</p>
Wait... you're not a pirate.
<br />
•stabs him again• </blockquote>Where is Ranch Dretching for a good stabbing? </blockquote><p>Hellllllo Poodle!
<p><Stabs Snarky Poodle with celery stalk></p>Snarky Poodle wrote:Poodle of the Shadows wrote: CourtFool wrote: Pirate Poodle Power!
*stabs CourtFool*
Wait... you're not a pirate.
*stabs him again* Where is Ranch Dretching for a good stabbing? Hellllllo Poodle!Ranch Dretching (alias of Mike Welham, Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012)2009-08-08T22:11:49ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Forums are Way Too Long!!!Ranch Dretching (alias of Mike Welham, Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jm4r&page=124?Forums-are-Way-Too-Long#61572018-09-27T22:32:38Z2009-07-25T18:01:45Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">taig wrote:</div><blockquote>I was finishing David Fryer's countdown from 200, using prime numbers.</blockquote><p><span class=messageboard-bigger><b>NERD!!!</b></span>taig wrote:I was finishing David Fryer's countdown from 200, using prime numbers.
NERD!!!Ranch Dretching (alias of Mike Welham, Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012)2009-07-25T18:01:45ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Mmmm... BrainsRanch Dretching (alias of Mike Welham, Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jrpr?Mmmm-Brains#262018-09-27T22:32:36Z2009-07-21T23:02:11Z<p>Don't mind if I do.</p>
<p><Spears a brain on a stalk of celery and departs></p>Don't mind if I do.Ranch Dretching (alias of Mike Welham, Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012)2009-07-21T23:02:11ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Raise of the Poodle LordsRanch Dretching (alias of Mike Welham, Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ir9f&page=50?Raise-of-the-Poodle-Lords#24922018-09-27T22:32:35Z2009-07-21T01:23:20Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Poodle Jack Slaad wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Fruit Slaad wrote:</div><blockquote><p>Traitor! Abomination (again)! Poodle!
</p>
Well, I always have the lich queen to do my dirty work... </blockquote>Your just mad because people keep letting Ranch Dretching ooze all over you. </blockquote><p>I don't ooze! I stab!
<p><span class=tiny>Except for this boil on my hinder. That oozes.</span></p>Poodle Jack Slaad wrote:Fruit Slaad wrote:Traitor! Abomination (again)! Poodle!
Well, I always have the lich queen to do my dirty work...
Your just mad because people keep letting Ranch Dretching ooze all over you. I don't ooze! I stab! Except for this boil on my hinder. That oozes.Ranch Dretching (alias of Mike Welham, Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012)2009-07-21T01:23:20ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Slaad ThreadRanch Dretching (alias of Mike Welham, Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jm0b&page=17?The-Slaad-Thread#8072018-09-27T22:32:34Z2009-07-18T16:07:26Z<p>Dayam! I don't know which is scarier—the acid-spraying spider poodle or Scrappy Freakin' Doo.</p>
<p>Here's some croutons.</p>
<p><Hands Tossed Slaad a stick of celery with an assortment of kidneys speared through by the celery></p>Dayam! I don't know which is scarier--the acid-spraying spider poodle or Scrappy Freakin' Doo.
Here's some croutons.Ranch Dretching (alias of Mike Welham, Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012)2009-07-18T16:07:26ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Forums are Way Too Long!!!Ranch Dretching (alias of Mike Welham, Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jm4r&page=89?Forums-are-Way-Too-Long#44352018-09-27T22:32:33Z2009-07-17T22:42:40Z<p>Still alive and stabbing, baby!</p>
<p>¡Dos!</p>Still alive and stabbing, baby!
¡Dos!Ranch Dretching (alias of Mike Welham, Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012)2009-07-17T22:42:40ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Forums are Way Too Long!!!Ranch Dretching (alias of Mike Welham, Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jm4r&page=85?Forums-are-Way-Too-Long#42162018-09-27T22:32:33Z2009-07-16T18:42:47Z<p><Stabs pirate with celery stalk></p>...Ranch Dretching (alias of Mike Welham, Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012)2009-07-16T18:42:47ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Slaad ThreadRanch Dretching (alias of Mike Welham, Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jm0b&page=16?The-Slaad-Thread#7512018-09-27T22:32:32Z2009-07-14T13:07:42Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Potato Slaad wrote:</div><blockquote> Beautiful weather this week, so far. I just hope it lasts through this weekend. I've got the Smatherly Family reunion, and Mrs. Claire Jeblonski's 90th birthday party picnic. </blockquote><p>I hope they don't forget the Ranch Dretching for Mrs. Jeblonski's picnic. That old biddy's got some celery stabbing due.Potato Slaad wrote:Beautiful weather this week, so far. I just hope it lasts through this weekend. I've got the Smatherly Family reunion, and Mrs. Claire Jeblonski's 90th birthday party picnic.
I hope they don't forget the Ranch Dretching for Mrs. Jeblonski's picnic. That old biddy's got some celery stabbing due.Ranch Dretching (alias of Mike Welham, Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012)2009-07-14T13:07:42ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Slaad ThreadRanch Dretching (alias of Mike Welham, Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jm0b&page=15?The-Slaad-Thread#7352018-09-27T22:32:31Z2009-07-12T15:35:10Z<p>There's this poodle with stuff wriggling under its skin. If you ask me, it's unappetizing, but you might like it.</p>
<p><Stabs Cobb Slaad's corpse></p>There's this poodle with stuff wriggling under its skin. If you ask me, it's unappetizing, but you might like it.Ranch Dretching (alias of Mike Welham, Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012)2009-07-12T15:35:10ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Slaad ThreadRanch Dretching (alias of Mike Welham, Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jm0b&page=15?The-Slaad-Thread#7212018-09-27T22:32:31Z2009-07-11T00:11:47Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Ambrosia Slaad wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Fruit Slaad wrote:</div><blockquote>You should try layer 138. Some archons were attacking there...</blockquote><p>Damn spring-breakers always drunk and partying, never consider how the natives feel.
<p>Welcome back, <b>Ranchy</b>! {<i>stabs him repeatedly with celery stalk in welcoming manner</i>} </blockquote><p><Stabs with dual-wielded celery and carrot sticks>
<p>Whee! This is fun!</p>
<p>I'll have to check out 138. Sounds like there might be some good deals down there.</p>Ambrosia Slaad wrote:Fruit Slaad wrote:You should try layer 138. Some archons were attacking there...
Damn spring-breakers always drunk and partying, never consider how the natives feel. Welcome back, Ranchy! {stabs him repeatedly with celery stalk in welcoming manner} Whee! This is fun!
I'll have to check out 138. Sounds like there might be some good deals down there.Ranch Dretching (alias of Mike Welham, Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012)2009-07-11T00:11:47ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Slaad ThreadRanch Dretching (alias of Mike Welham, Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jm0b&page=15?The-Slaad-Thread#7142018-09-27T22:32:31Z2009-07-10T17:56:32Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Tossed Slaad wrote:</div><blockquote> Has anyone seen the dretchings? I am feeling dry and flavorless lately. </blockquote><p><Stabs Cobb Slaad's corpse>
<p>Oooh! Squishy and...squirmy!</p>
<p>Sorry I was away. I was closing a deal on a timeshare in layer 227.</p>Tossed Slaad wrote:Has anyone seen the dretchings? I am feeling dry and flavorless lately.
Oooh! Squishy and...squirmy!
Sorry I was away. I was closing a deal on a timeshare in layer 227.Ranch Dretching (alias of Mike Welham, Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012)2009-07-10T17:56:32ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Slaad ThreadRanch Dretching (alias of Mike Welham, Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jm0b&page=15?The-Slaad-Thread#7022018-09-27T22:32:31Z2009-07-10T15:37:27Z<p><Stabs Cobb Slaad/poodle corpse></p>
<p>Oooh! Squishy!</p>
<p>Sorry, I was working out a timeshare deal in layer 227.</p>Oooh! Squishy!
Sorry, I was working out a timeshare deal in layer 227.Ranch Dretching (alias of Mike Welham, Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012)2009-07-10T15:37:27ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Slaad ThreadRanch Dretching (alias of Mike Welham, Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jm0b&page=13?The-Slaad-Thread#6222018-09-27T22:32:29Z2009-07-06T18:07:53Z<p>I can stab the larvae out of you!</p>
<p><Waves celery stalks around></p>I can stab the larvae out of you!Ranch Dretching (alias of Mike Welham, Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012)2009-07-06T18:07:53ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Slaad ThreadRanch Dretching (alias of Mike Welham, Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jm0b&page=13?The-Slaad-Thread#6072018-09-27T22:32:27Z2009-07-03T03:11:15Z<p>I think Low-fat Ranch Dretching got killed in the FaWTL!!! thread.</p>
<p><Stabs a slaad to honor his fallen friend.></p>I think Low-fat Ranch Dretching got killed in the FaWTL!!! thread.Ranch Dretching (alias of Mike Welham, Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012)2009-07-03T03:11:15ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Forums are Way Too Long!!!Ranch Dretching (alias of Mike Welham, Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jm4r&page=71?Forums-are-Way-Too-Long#35262018-09-27T22:32:27Z2009-07-03T02:59:50Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">L. G. G., C. o. t. 101st G.A.R. wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Ranch Dretching wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Low-fat Ranch Dretching wrote:</div><blockquote> He wuz killt by thet fatty Ranch Dretching. </blockquote>Sorry about that. I meant to kill someone else. </blockquote><i>Shoots at the dretch.</i> </blockquote><p><Feels sorry for Low-fat Ranch Dretching who took the shot. Waddles out of thread.>L. G. G., C. o. t. 101st G.A.R. wrote:Ranch Dretching wrote: Low-fat Ranch Dretching wrote: He wuz killt by thet fatty Ranch Dretching.
Sorry about that. I meant to kill someone else. Shoots at the dretch.Ranch Dretching (alias of Mike Welham, Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012)2009-07-03T02:59:50Z