paizo.com Recent Posts by R. S. Powerhousepaizo.com Recent Posts by R. S. Powerhouse2009-07-21T15:01:21Z2009-07-21T15:01:21ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: FAWTLY TOWER IVR. S. Powerhouse (alias of Mairkurion {tm})https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2khr1&page=588?FAWTLY-TOWER-IV#293942010-07-08T23:51:36Z2010-07-08T23:51:35Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Aberzombie wrote:</div><blockquote> Once I order the penguins to do the linguine, the entire park will be filtering at my bodaciousness. </blockquote><p>Pengoowinz is practically chickens...Aberzombie wrote:Once I order the penguins to do the linguine, the entire park will be filtering at my bodaciousness.
Pengoowinz is practically chickens...R. S. Powerhouse (alias of Mairkurion {tm})2010-07-08T23:51:35ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: FAWTLY TOWER IVR. S. Powerhouse (alias of Mairkurion {tm})https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2khr1&page=489?FAWTLY-TOWER-IV#244252010-06-27T22:38:58Z2010-06-27T22:38:35Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Twin Agate Dragons wrote:</div><blockquote><br />
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I was a wake at the time. Had I been asleep, it would've been a hell of a lot worse; our furniture could have gotten ruined. The pipe that connects the plumbing to the toilet popped off and started the flooding. </blockquote><p>Are you sure everything in here is up to code?
<p>::Taps walls::</p>
<p>::Taps pipes::</p>
<p>::Roots around in refrigerator::</p>Twin Agate Dragons wrote:I was a wake at the time. Had I been asleep, it would've been a hell of a lot worse; our furniture could have gotten ruined. The pipe that connects the plumbing to the toilet popped off and started the flooding.
Are you sure everything in here is up to code? ::Taps walls::
::Taps pipes::
::Roots around in refrigerator::R. S. Powerhouse (alias of Mairkurion {tm})2010-06-27T22:38:35ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Angry Jack CultR. S. Powerhouse (alias of Mairkurion {tm})https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2iskz&page=139?The-Angry-Jack-Cult#69072010-07-19T10:51:39Z2010-04-13T22:19:35Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Jack Hammer wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">R. S. Powerhouse wrote:</div><blockquote><p> <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfDqR4fqIWE&feature=related" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><i>While construction slowed and droned on in the background for months, there is a sudden swelling of noise and activity.</i></a></p>
<p>Hey M-, I mean, Jacks, we're almost done with the remodeling and expansion project. Any last minute requests before we're all done? </blockquote><p>If you remembered the chillers to keep the porcelain nice and cool in the bathroom Frat should be all set.
<p>And the Arms locker. It never hurts to have spares.</p>
<p>I really like the buffing wheels you attached to the barco loungers. </blockquote><p>Frat's got a frosty toilet. Besides the main bunker, there are strategically placed auxiliary lockers all over the house accessed by Jackscanners.Jack Hammer wrote:R. S. Powerhouse wrote:While construction slowed and droned on in the background for months, there is a sudden swelling of noise and activity.
Hey M-, I mean, Jacks, we're almost done with the remodeling and expansion project. Any last minute requests before we're all done?
If you remembered the chillers to keep the porcelain nice and cool in the bathroom Frat should be all set. And the Arms locker. It never hurts to have spares.
I really like the buffing wheels you...R. S. Powerhouse (alias of Mairkurion {tm})2010-04-13T22:19:35ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Angry Jack CultR. S. Powerhouse (alias of Mairkurion {tm})https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2iskz&page=138?The-Angry-Jack-Cult#68962010-07-19T10:51:39Z2010-04-13T17:23:01Z<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfDqR4fqIWE&feature=related" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><i>While construction slowed and droned on in the background for months, there is a sudden swelling of noise and activity.</i></a></p>
<p>Hey M-, I mean, Jacks, we're almost done with the remodeling and expansion project. Any last minute requests before we're all done?</p>While construction slowed and droned on in the background for months, there is a sudden swelling of noise and activity.
Hey M-, I mean, Jacks, we're almost done with the remodeling and expansion project. Any last minute requests before we're all done?R. S. Powerhouse (alias of Mairkurion {tm})2010-04-13T17:23:01ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Forums Are Way Too Long: The Next GenerationR. S. Powerhouse (alias of Mairkurion {tm})https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kaby&page=426?Forums-Are-Way-Too-Long-The-Next-Generation#212922010-02-23T02:28:35Z2010-02-23T02:28:35Z<p>•Swings wrecking ball into thread.•</p>*Swings wrecking ball into thread.*R. S. Powerhouse (alias of Mairkurion {tm})2010-02-23T02:28:35ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Forums Are Way Too Long: The Next GenerationR. S. Powerhouse (alias of Mairkurion {tm})https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kaby&page=331?Forums-Are-Way-Too-Long-The-Next-Generation#165222010-02-10T00:44:40Z2010-02-10T00:44:39Z<p><i>Drives crane into the thread with a wrecking ball attached, as theme song plays.</i></p>Drives crane into the thread with a wrecking ball attached, as theme song plays.R. S. Powerhouse (alias of Mairkurion {tm})2010-02-10T00:44:39ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Why does Jason Nelson side with the Devil and want to force you to do the same?R. S. Powerhouse (alias of Mairkurion {tm})https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2khpk?Why-does-Jason-Nelson-side-with-the-Devil-and#242010-02-09T22:45:17Z2010-02-09T22:45:17Z<p>I hates ta see a chicken cry so much...{smack, smack, smack} dat I hasta putem outta dare misery...</p>I hates ta see a chicken cry so much...{smack, smack, smack} dat I hasta putem outta dare misery...R. S. Powerhouse (alias of Mairkurion {tm})2010-02-09T22:45:17ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Son of Forums are Way Too Long!!!R. S. Powerhouse (alias of Mairkurion {tm})https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jv5s&page=171?Son-of-Forums-are-Way-Too-Long#85122009-11-05T16:40:08Z2009-11-05T16:40:08Z<p>Constructive post</p>Constructive postR. S. Powerhouse (alias of Mairkurion {tm})2009-11-05T16:40:08ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Angry Jack CultR. S. Powerhouse (alias of Mairkurion {tm})https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2iskz&page=121?The-Angry-Jack-Cult#60422010-07-19T10:51:39Z2009-08-05T15:36:57Z<p><i>As Hungry Jack settles back into his renovated and expanded kitchen and the general inspects the sacrificial altar, work continues apace in other parts of the estate. It appears that a heliopad may be in store for the top of one of the towers.</i></p>As Hungry Jack settles back into his renovated and expanded kitchen and the general inspects the sacrificial altar, work continues apace in other parts of the estate. It appears that a heliopad may be in store for the top of one of the towers.R. S. Powerhouse (alias of Mairkurion {tm})2009-08-05T15:36:57ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Angry Jack CultR. S. Powerhouse (alias of Mairkurion {tm})https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2iskz&page=120?The-Angry-Jack-Cult#59702010-07-19T10:51:39Z2009-07-30T23:04:37Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Mairkurion {tm} wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Jack Hammer wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">R. S. Powerhouse wrote:</div><blockquote> <i>The chaos balls fizzle whenever they strike the axiomatic fields that are revealed to protect all construction zones. The money spent on the project wizard was well spent. The finishing coat of paint is being put on a large skunk guard house placed under the shade of a plane tree out on the front lawn.</i> </blockquote><p>Not to second guess Panama but a couple of stone guardians at the entry to the CJ monument woulda been cool. You know, like a JackSphinx? <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Sphinx_of_Giza" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">linky</a>
<p>I'll pay for the change order if it works with the design intent. </blockquote><p><i>Unrolls plans.</i>
<p>Well, dere's a blank area here on da lawn about a third of da way up da main drive, marked "future development?". If we can get da wizard on da horn, we might be able ta make sumthin happen. </blockquote><p>HAHA. Yeah, you Jacks and your gags. Here, take your leaf mask and let me get back to work.Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Jack Hammer wrote: R. S. Powerhouse wrote: The chaos balls fizzle whenever they strike the axiomatic fields that are revealed to protect all construction zones. The money spent on the project wizard was well spent. The finishing coat of paint is being put on a large skunk guard house placed under the shade of a plane tree out on the front lawn.
Not to second guess Panama but a couple of stone guardians at the entry to the CJ monument woulda been cool. You know, like a...R. S. Powerhouse (alias of Mairkurion {tm})2009-07-30T23:04:37ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Angry Jack CultR. S. Powerhouse (alias of Mairkurion {tm})https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2iskz&page=120?The-Angry-Jack-Cult#59582010-07-19T10:51:39Z2009-07-30T18:42:25Z<p><i>The chaos balls fizzle whenever they strike the axiomatic fields that are revealed to protect all construction zones. The money spent on the project wizard was well spent. The finishing coat of paint is being put on a large skunk guard house placed under the shade of a plane tree out on the front lawn.</i></p>The chaos balls fizzle whenever they strike the axiomatic fields that are revealed to protect all construction zones. The money spent on the project wizard was well spent. The finishing coat of paint is being put on a large skunk guard house placed under the shade of a plane tree out on the front lawn.R. S. Powerhouse (alias of Mairkurion {tm})2009-07-30T18:42:25ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Angry Jack CultR. S. Powerhouse (alias of Mairkurion {tm})https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2iskz&page=119?The-Angry-Jack-Cult#59312010-07-19T10:51:39Z2009-07-29T04:41:00Z<p><i>JH notices that the dust continues to spread, out-pacing even the most concentrated efforts of the peasants.</i></p>
<p>Thanks for the help, Mac- er, Jack, but I got to keep up regulations no matter what. But I hear you wit dese peasants. In Brooklyn, da whining little things wouldn't even last a day.</p>JH notices that the dust continues to spread, out-pacing even the most concentrated efforts of the peasants.
Thanks for the help, Mac- er, Jack, but I got to keep up regulations no matter what. But I hear you wit dese peasants. In Brooklyn, da whining little things wouldn't even last a day.R. S. Powerhouse (alias of Mairkurion {tm})2009-07-29T04:41:00ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Angry Jack CultR. S. Powerhouse (alias of Mairkurion {tm})https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2iskz&page=119?The-Angry-Jack-Cult#59292010-07-19T10:51:39Z2009-07-29T03:46:05Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Hungry Jack wrote:</div><blockquote><p> <b>Hungry JackĀ®</b> swears this place used to be where the Jacks would hang out. Oh well...</p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Begins packing up his kitchen.</span> </blockquote><p>All right, fellas, since da head cook here seems to have vacated da premises for da time being, now's a good time for da kitchen remodeling and extension project to begin. If we hustle, maybe wes can get it done before he retoins.
<p><i>Crews being entering the kitchen area, and the dust starts flying with a vengeance. Cue now familiar theme music...</i></p>Hungry Jack wrote:Hungry JackĀ® swears this place used to be where the Jacks would hang out. Oh well...
Begins packing up his kitchen.
All right, fellas, since da head cook here seems to have vacated da premises for da time being, now's a good time for da kitchen remodeling and extension project to begin. If we hustle, maybe wes can get it done before he retoins. Crews being entering the kitchen area, and the dust starts flying with a vengeance. Cue now familiar theme music...R. S. Powerhouse (alias of Mairkurion {tm})2009-07-29T03:46:05ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Angry Jack CultR. S. Powerhouse (alias of Mairkurion {tm})https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2iskz&page=118?The-Angry-Jack-Cult#58722010-07-19T10:51:39Z2009-07-28T02:12:10Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Malice Jack wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Awright we gots a party!</p>
<p><i>Fires up the turntables and belts out some <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fybOJ5649n4" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">techno</a> </i> </blockquote><p><i>The lights dim with the extra pull on the generators.</i>Malice Jack wrote:Awright we gots a party!
Fires up the turntables and belts out some techno
The lights dim with the extra pull on the generators.R. S. Powerhouse (alias of Mairkurion {tm})2009-07-28T02:12:10ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Angry Jack CultR. S. Powerhouse (alias of Mairkurion {tm})https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2iskz&page=117?The-Angry-Jack-Cult#58462010-07-19T10:51:39Z2009-07-28T01:25:11Z<p><i>The deafening roar of generators starting at various points on the grounds grows.</i></p>
<p>Sorry Jacks. We've got to take the house off of the grid at this stage of the project. We hope to have regular power back up in a day or so. In the mean time, the house will be powered by generators.</p>The deafening roar of generators starting at various points on the grounds grows.
Sorry Jacks. We've got to take the house off of the grid at this stage of the project. We hope to have regular power back up in a day or so. In the mean time, the house will be powered by generators.R. S. Powerhouse (alias of Mairkurion {tm})2009-07-28T01:25:11ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Angry Jack CultR. S. Powerhouse (alias of Mairkurion {tm})https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2iskz&page=116?The-Angry-Jack-Cult#57722010-07-19T10:51:39Z2009-07-26T23:15:07Z<p><i>Construction continues through the weekend. By now, it is clear that a tower sporting a massive array of lightening rods is being added to the House o' Jacks.</i></p>Construction continues through the weekend. By now, it is clear that a tower sporting a massive array of lightening rods is being added to the House o' Jacks.R. S. Powerhouse (alias of Mairkurion {tm})2009-07-26T23:15:07ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Angry Jack CultR. S. Powerhouse (alias of Mairkurion {tm})https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2iskz&page=116?The-Angry-Jack-Cult#57622010-07-19T10:51:39Z2009-07-24T22:27:30Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Zombie Guy wrote:</div><blockquote> <span class=tiny>BRAINS!!!</span> </blockquote><p>Getouttaheah, Mac! We've got some serious work left to do.
<p><i>Smacks Zombie Guy with giant mallet, driving him into the ground as a massive stone pillar is lowered onto the spot by a crane.</i></p>Zombie Guy wrote:BRAINS!!!
Getouttaheah, Mac! We've got some serious work left to do. Smacks Zombie Guy with giant mallet, driving him into the ground as a massive stone pillar is lowered onto the spot by a crane.R. S. Powerhouse (alias of Mairkurion {tm})2009-07-24T22:27:30ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Angry Jack CultR. S. Powerhouse (alias of Mairkurion {tm})https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2iskz&page=114?The-Angry-Jack-Cult#56732010-07-19T10:51:39Z2009-07-23T20:11:09Z<p><i>In the background the constant chipping of the the stone workers is heard. A great stone visage of Callous Jack begins to take shape from a great marble block placed on a hillock near the main entry.</i></p>In the background the constant chipping of the the stone workers is heard. A great stone visage of Callous Jack begins to take shape from a great marble block placed on a hillock near the main entry.R. S. Powerhouse (alias of Mairkurion {tm})2009-07-23T20:11:09ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Angry Jack CultR. S. Powerhouse (alias of Mairkurion {tm})https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2iskz&page=113?The-Angry-Jack-Cult#56362010-07-19T10:51:39Z2009-07-23T02:38:13Z<p><i>After a day of riveting and welding of the building frame, and unloading of the stone, the stonemasons begin supervising the placing of the stones.</i></p>After a day of riveting and welding of the building frame, and unloading of the stone, the stonemasons begin supervising the placing of the stones.R. S. Powerhouse (alias of Mairkurion {tm})2009-07-23T02:38:13ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Angry Jack CultR. S. Powerhouse (alias of Mairkurion {tm})https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2iskz&page=110?The-Angry-Jack-Cult#54862010-07-19T10:51:39Z2009-07-22T14:22:46Z<p><i>The sun glints off of the frame of beams and girders that have been raised off the side of the estate where Panama Jack's rooms are. Most of the underground excavation seems to have been covered over by the constant stream of concrete being poured the day before and through the night. The displaced earth is being moved about the property as part of the new landscaping. Out by the front entrance, stonemasons are supervising the unloading of truck after truck of massive stone.</i></p>The sun glints off of the frame of beams and girders that have been raised off the side of the estate where Panama Jack's rooms are. Most of the underground excavation seems to have been covered over by the constant stream of concrete being poured the day before and through the night. The displaced earth is being moved about the property as part of the new landscaping. Out by the front entrance, stonemasons are supervising the unloading of truck after truck of massive stone.R. S. Powerhouse (alias of Mairkurion {tm})2009-07-22T14:22:46ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Angry Jack CultR. S. Powerhouse (alias of Mairkurion {tm})https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2iskz&page=110?The-Angry-Jack-Cult#54672010-07-19T10:51:39Z2009-07-22T04:21:12Z<p><i>All through the night, the sound of construction continues, unabated.</p>
<p>The Jack complex continues to grow.</i></p>All through the night, the sound of construction continues, unabated.
The Jack complex continues to grow.R. S. Powerhouse (alias of Mairkurion {tm})2009-07-22T04:21:12ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Angry Jack CultR. S. Powerhouse (alias of Mairkurion {tm})https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2iskz&page=110?The-Angry-Jack-Cult#54622010-07-19T10:51:39Z2009-07-22T02:25:25Z<p><i>The sound of cranes lifting girders up on the beams and of riveting and welding fill the night air.</i></p>The sound of cranes lifting girders up on the beams and of riveting and welding fill the night air.R. S. Powerhouse (alias of Mairkurion {tm})2009-07-22T02:25:25ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Angry Jack CultR. S. Powerhouse (alias of Mairkurion {tm})https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2iskz&page=106?The-Angry-Jack-Cult#52782010-07-19T10:51:39Z2009-07-21T19:58:51Z<p><i>The sounds of beams being driven deep into the ground and set in concrete.</i></p>The sounds of beams being driven deep into the ground and set in concrete.R. S. Powerhouse (alias of Mairkurion {tm})2009-07-21T19:58:51ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Angry Jack CultR. S. Powerhouse (alias of Mairkurion {tm})https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2iskz&page=106?The-Angry-Jack-Cult#52702010-07-19T10:51:39Z2009-07-21T19:45:34Z<p><i>Construction continues unremittingly in the background.</i></p>Construction continues unremittingly in the background.R. S. Powerhouse (alias of Mairkurion {tm})2009-07-21T19:45:34ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Angry Jack CultR. S. Powerhouse (alias of Mairkurion {tm})https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2iskz&page=105?The-Angry-Jack-Cult#52012010-07-19T10:51:39Z2009-07-21T18:51:16Z<p><i>The churning sounds of concrete mixers pouring enormous amounts of concrete into molds and frames on the side of the house echoes across the estate, as a queue of cement trucks wind around the property and as far down the street as the eyes can see.</i></p>The churning sounds of concrete mixers pouring enormous amounts of concrete into molds and frames on the side of the house echoes across the estate, as a queue of cement trucks wind around the property and as far down the street as the eyes can see.R. S. Powerhouse (alias of Mairkurion {tm})2009-07-21T18:51:16ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Angry Jack CultR. S. Powerhouse (alias of Mairkurion {tm})https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2iskz&page=104?The-Angry-Jack-Cult#51992010-07-19T10:51:39Z2009-07-21T18:45:30Z<p>Keep it up, fellas.</p>
<p>We gotta get this work done before the deliveries start.</p>Keep it up, fellas.
We gotta get this work done before the deliveries start.R. S. Powerhouse (alias of Mairkurion {tm})2009-07-21T18:45:30ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Angry Jack CultR. S. Powerhouse (alias of Mairkurion {tm})https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2iskz&page=104?The-Angry-Jack-Cult#51932010-07-19T10:51:39Z2009-07-21T18:32:17Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Jack Hammer wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">R. S. Powerhouse wrote:</div><blockquote> Can't fall behind! </blockquote>Sorry if this throws you off schedule a bit. Want a beer? </blockquote><p>Fuhgetaboutit. Staying on schedule in what we do! No beer until the job is done!Jack Hammer wrote:R. S. Powerhouse wrote: Can't fall behind!
Sorry if this throws you off schedule a bit. Want a beer? Fuhgetaboutit. Staying on schedule in what we do! No beer until the job is done!R. S. Powerhouse (alias of Mairkurion {tm})2009-07-21T18:32:17ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Angry Jack CultR. S. Powerhouse (alias of Mairkurion {tm})https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2iskz&page=104?The-Angry-Jack-Cult#51762010-07-19T10:51:39Z2009-07-21T18:10:08Z<p>Can't fall behind!</p>Can't fall behind!R. S. Powerhouse (alias of Mairkurion {tm})2009-07-21T18:10:08ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Angry Jack CultR. S. Powerhouse (alias of Mairkurion {tm})https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2iskz&page=104?The-Angry-Jack-Cult#51742010-07-19T10:51:39Z2009-07-21T18:08:55Z<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ti-bpjcPD40&feature=related" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum</a></p>dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dumR. S. Powerhouse (alias of Mairkurion {tm})2009-07-21T18:08:55ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Angry Jack CultR. S. Powerhouse (alias of Mairkurion {tm})https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2iskz&page=104?The-Angry-Jack-Cult#51662010-07-19T10:51:39Z2009-07-21T18:06:00Z<p>weld</p>weldR. S. Powerhouse (alias of Mairkurion {tm})2009-07-21T18:06:00ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Angry Jack CultR. S. Powerhouse (alias of Mairkurion {tm})https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2iskz&page=104?The-Angry-Jack-Cult#51642010-07-19T10:51:39Z2009-07-21T18:05:18Z<p>beep beep beep</p>
<p>{SQUISH}</p>
<p>Whoops! Sorry bout that Mr. Connery. Better keep an eye out, you've entered a construction zone.</p>beep beep beep
{SQUISH}
Whoops! Sorry bout that Mr. Connery. Better keep an eye out, you've entered a construction zone.R. S. Powerhouse (alias of Mairkurion {tm})2009-07-21T18:05:18ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Angry Jack CultR. S. Powerhouse (alias of Mairkurion {tm})https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2iskz&page=104?The-Angry-Jack-Cult#51632010-07-19T10:51:39Z2009-07-21T18:04:28Z<p>drill</p>drillR. S. Powerhouse (alias of Mairkurion {tm})2009-07-21T18:04:28ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Angry Jack CultR. S. Powerhouse (alias of Mairkurion {tm})https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2iskz&page=104?The-Angry-Jack-Cult#51622010-07-19T10:51:39Z2009-07-21T18:04:10Z<p>rivet</p>rivetR. S. Powerhouse (alias of Mairkurion {tm})2009-07-21T18:04:10ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Angry Jack CultR. S. Powerhouse (alias of Mairkurion {tm})https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2iskz&page=104?The-Angry-Jack-Cult#51612010-07-19T10:51:39Z2009-07-21T18:03:55Z<p>rivet</p>rivetR. S. Powerhouse (alias of Mairkurion {tm})2009-07-21T18:03:55ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Angry Jack CultR. S. Powerhouse (alias of Mairkurion {tm})https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2iskz&page=104?The-Angry-Jack-Cult#51602010-07-19T10:51:39Z2009-07-21T18:03:43Z<p>rivet</p>rivetR. S. Powerhouse (alias of Mairkurion {tm})2009-07-21T18:03:43ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Angry Jack CultR. S. Powerhouse (alias of Mairkurion {tm})https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2iskz&page=104?The-Angry-Jack-Cult#51592010-07-19T10:51:39Z2009-07-21T18:03:26Z<p>rivet</p>rivetR. S. Powerhouse (alias of Mairkurion {tm})2009-07-21T18:03:26ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Angry Jack CultR. S. Powerhouse (alias of Mairkurion {tm})https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2iskz&page=104?The-Angry-Jack-Cult#51572010-07-19T10:51:39Z2009-07-21T18:03:05Z<p>pour</p>pourR. S. Powerhouse (alias of Mairkurion {tm})2009-07-21T18:03:05ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Angry Jack CultR. S. Powerhouse (alias of Mairkurion {tm})https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2iskz&page=104?The-Angry-Jack-Cult#51562010-07-19T10:51:39Z2009-07-21T18:02:50Z<p>churn</p>churnR. S. Powerhouse (alias of Mairkurion {tm})2009-07-21T18:02:50ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Angry Jack CultR. S. Powerhouse (alias of Mairkurion {tm})https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2iskz&page=104?The-Angry-Jack-Cult#51552010-07-19T10:51:39Z2009-07-21T18:02:36Z<p>dig</p>digR. S. Powerhouse (alias of Mairkurion {tm})2009-07-21T18:02:36ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Angry Jack CultR. S. Powerhouse (alias of Mairkurion {tm})https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2iskz&page=104?The-Angry-Jack-Cult#51542010-07-19T10:51:39Z2009-07-21T18:02:23Z<p>saw</p>sawR. S. Powerhouse (alias of Mairkurion {tm})2009-07-21T18:02:23ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Angry Jack CultR. S. Powerhouse (alias of Mairkurion {tm})https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2iskz&page=104?The-Angry-Jack-Cult#51532010-07-19T10:51:39Z2009-07-21T18:02:10Z<p>grind</p>grindR. S. Powerhouse (alias of Mairkurion {tm})2009-07-21T18:02:10ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Angry Jack CultR. S. Powerhouse (alias of Mairkurion {tm})https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2iskz&page=104?The-Angry-Jack-Cult#51512010-07-19T10:51:39Z2009-07-21T17:57:47Z<p>We could use all that cheap labor here!</p>
<p>(And posters...)</p>We could use all that cheap labor here!
(And posters...)R. S. Powerhouse (alias of Mairkurion {tm})2009-07-21T17:57:47ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Angry Jack CultR. S. Powerhouse (alias of Mairkurion {tm})https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2iskz&page=103?The-Angry-Jack-Cult#51492010-07-19T10:51:39Z2009-07-21T17:34:52Z<p><i>The sounds of rocks splitting and earth churning mix with the mechanical sounds of the engines powering a great excavation on the far side of the estate.</i></p>The sounds of rocks splitting and earth churning mix with the mechanical sounds of the engines powering a great excavation on the far side of the estate.R. S. Powerhouse (alias of Mairkurion {tm})2009-07-21T17:34:52ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Angry Jack CultR. S. Powerhouse (alias of Mairkurion {tm})https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2iskz&page=103?The-Angry-Jack-Cult#51472010-07-19T10:51:39Z2009-07-21T17:30:58Z<p><i>Various trenchers, power diggers, steam shovels, caterpillars, and other earth movers rumble past the pool, on their way to the far side of the Jack manor.</i></p>Various trenchers, power diggers, steam shovels, caterpillars, and other earth movers rumble past the pool, on their way to the far side of the Jack manor.R. S. Powerhouse (alias of Mairkurion {tm})2009-07-21T17:30:58ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Angry Jack CultR. S. Powerhouse (alias of Mairkurion {tm})https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2iskz&page=103?The-Angry-Jack-Cult#51462010-07-19T10:51:39Z2009-07-21T17:16:40Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Jack Hammer wrote:</div><blockquote> <i>Out of respect for the complexity of the project, JH, General Jack, and Salty Jack relocate to the pool.</i> </blockquote><p>Hey, don't mind our dust. We'd hate to spoil you happy home. How 'bout some ear plugs?Jack Hammer wrote:Out of respect for the complexity of the project, JH, General Jack, and Salty Jack relocate to the pool.
Hey, don't mind our dust. We'd hate to spoil you happy home. How 'bout some ear plugs?R. S. Powerhouse (alias of Mairkurion {tm})2009-07-21T17:16:40ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Angry Jack CultR. S. Powerhouse (alias of Mairkurion {tm})https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2iskz&page=103?The-Angry-Jack-Cult#51432010-07-19T10:51:39Z2009-07-21T17:09:11Z<p><i>Shouting on his bullhorn:</i> C'mon guys, get a move on! This project is going to take forever as it is.</p>
<p><i>Rings up the office:</i> Hey, we gotta get more workers down here. It'll take an army to finish this project.</p>Shouting on his bullhorn: C'mon guys, get a move on! This project is going to take forever as it is.
Rings up the office: Hey, we gotta get more workers down here. It'll take an army to finish this project.R. S. Powerhouse (alias of Mairkurion {tm})2009-07-21T17:09:11ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Angry Jack CultR. S. Powerhouse (alias of Mairkurion {tm})https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2iskz&page=103?The-Angry-Jack-Cult#51412010-07-19T10:51:39Z2009-07-21T17:07:23Z<p><i>The pace of construction quickens, stirring the Jacks from their posting lethargy. The walls and floors vibrate with the activity, and the chandeliers swing, their crystal bobs chiming merrily, but unheard over all the ruckus.</i></p>The pace of construction quickens, stirring the Jacks from their posting lethargy. The walls and floors vibrate with the activity, and the chandeliers swing, their crystal bobs chiming merrily, but unheard over all the ruckus.R. S. Powerhouse (alias of Mairkurion {tm})2009-07-21T17:07:23ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Angry Jack CultR. S. Powerhouse (alias of Mairkurion {tm})https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2iskz&page=103?The-Angry-Jack-Cult#51402010-07-19T10:51:39Z2009-07-21T16:54:05Z<p>Hammer</p>
<p>Hammer</p>
<p>Hammer</p>Hammer
Hammer
HammerR. S. Powerhouse (alias of Mairkurion {tm})2009-07-21T16:54:05ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Angry Jack CultR. S. Powerhouse (alias of Mairkurion {tm})https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2iskz&page=103?The-Angry-Jack-Cult#51372010-07-19T10:51:39Z2009-07-21T16:40:04Z<p>Thanks, pal.</p>
<p>Just gotta keep the stiffs from OSHA offa my back sos I can take care of business. You know how it is.</p>Thanks, pal.
Just gotta keep the stiffs from OSHA offa my back sos I can take care of business. You know how it is.R. S. Powerhouse (alias of Mairkurion {tm})2009-07-21T16:40:04ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Angry Jack CultR. S. Powerhouse (alias of Mairkurion {tm})https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2iskz&page=103?The-Angry-Jack-Cult#51342010-07-19T10:51:39Z2009-07-21T16:13:45Z<p>Okay, fellas, I just got off the horn with OSHA. They say that everybody on the estate needs to wear one of these. </p>
<p><i>Begins passing out hard hats.</i></p>Okay, fellas, I just got off the horn with OSHA. They say that everybody on the estate needs to wear one of these.
Begins passing out hard hats.R. S. Powerhouse (alias of Mairkurion {tm})2009-07-21T16:13:45Z