paizo.com Recent Posts by Professor Farnsworth, Scientistpaizo.com Recent Posts by Professor Farnsworth, Scientist2012-06-09T20:56:45Z2012-06-09T20:56:45ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLProfessor Farnsworth, Scientist (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=4674?Deep-6-FaWtL#2336662019-10-10T13:17:03Z2019-10-09T19:18:03Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">gran rey de los mono wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Freehold DM wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">lisamarlene wrote:</div><blockquote> (I mean, personally I'm just holding out for my own "Mister Fusion" units powering my home and my car with garbage, but until that day...) </blockquote>Now you have to design the mascot for Mister Fusion. </blockquote>Wouldn't that be a cartoonified Christopher Lloyd? </blockquote><p>Oh my! If you're trying to market a home fusion mini-power plant as scientifically sound, safe, and dependable, I'm not sure you'd want <a href="https://youtu.be/qtKOPF0NyHg" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Judge Doom</a> <span class=tiny>(<i>Who Framed Roger Rabbit?</i> spoilers)</span> as the mascot.gran rey de los mono wrote:Freehold DM wrote: lisamarlene wrote: (I mean, personally I'm just holding out for my own "Mister Fusion" units powering my home and my car with garbage, but until that day...)
Now you have to design the mascot for Mister Fusion. Wouldn't that be a cartoonified Christopher Lloyd? Oh my! If you're trying to market a home fusion mini-power plant as scientifically sound, safe, and dependable, I'm not sure you'd want Judge Doom (Who Framed Roger Rabbit? spoilers) as...Professor Farnsworth, Scientist (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2019-10-09T19:18:03ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Gary Teter asks ALL his questions here!Professor Farnsworth, Scientist (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q41d&page=14?Gary-Teter-asks-ALL-his-questions-here#6962019-09-05T13:57:17Z2019-09-04T23:31:03Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Gary Teter wrote:</div><blockquote> How long do you leave an installer at “estimating time remaining” before forcing a restart? </blockquote><p>~13.8 billion years?Gary Teter wrote:How long do you leave an installer at “estimating time remaining” before forcing a restart?
~13.8 billion years?Professor Farnsworth, Scientist (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2019-09-04T23:31:03ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: 1001 Side Effects of PotionsProfessor Farnsworth, Scientist (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ukgv&page=2?1001-Side-Effects-of-Potions#952018-09-20T13:53:50Z2018-09-20T10:09:41Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Goth Guru wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Goth Guru wrote:</div><blockquote> 152. Entire contents of digestive tract turns to solid gold. Big lump of gold comes out 6 hours later doing 1-6 damage. </blockquote><span class=messageboard-ooc>Worth how much?</span> </blockquote><p>I'm not sure.
</p>
I was hoping someone would hazard a guess. </blockquote><p>The average human's average movement typically weighs 1 lb/2.2 kg, but can reportedly be up to 4 lbs/8.8 kg. Today's (09/20/2018) price for gold is running $1,201.90 per ounce. Assuming the transmutation conserves mass, your typical 1 lb. movement would be worth $19,230.40.
<p>How much today's real world gold is currently worth in Golarion is beyond me.</p>Goth Guru wrote:I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote: Goth Guru wrote: 152. Entire contents of digestive tract turns to solid gold. Big lump of gold comes out 6 hours later doing 1-6 damage.
Worth how much? I'm not sure.
I was hoping someone would hazard a guess. The average human's average movement typically weighs 1 lb/2.2 kg, but can reportedly be up to 4 lbs/8.8 kg. Today's (09/20/2018) price for gold is running $1,201.90 per ounce. Assuming the transmutation conserves mass, your typical 1...Professor Farnsworth, Scientist (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2018-09-20T10:09:41ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLProfessor Farnsworth, Scientist (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3801?Deep-6-FaWtL#1900232018-06-05T15:31:50Z2018-04-25T06:53:09Z<p>Limeade is delicious and seems fairly popular here in SW Florida. I don't know if it's popular because of the large Cuban and Latinx community, or because Floridians are largely weirdos.</p>
<p>Key lime-ade and Meyers lemon-ade are also both delicious. </p>
<div class="messageboard-quotee">gran rey de los mono wrote:</div><blockquote> We have a standard Grape flavor for things like candy, medicine, etc..., but grapes don't actually taste like that. </blockquote><p>I have heard that it's due to the standard grape artificial flavor being based on Concord grapes instead of the usual varieties that show up in markets.
<div class="messageboard-quotee">gran rey de los mono wrote:</div><blockquote> Since vampires don't have reflections, you could draw a dick on their face while they sleep and they wouldn't know about it. </blockquote><p>Many mirrors use aluminum instead of silver as the reflective substrate, so vampires should see their reflections in that. Likewise, digital imaging devices like cameras and cellphones with LCD displays should also work fine. Silver supposedly didn't reflect their images because the "pure" metal would not reflect something so unholy or soulless.
<p>Since moonlight is really just sunlight bounced off the moon, it should also kill or at least lightly tan a vampire.</p>Limeade is delicious and seems fairly popular here in SW Florida. I don't know if it's popular because of the large Cuban and Latinx community, or because Floridians are largely weirdos.
Key lime-ade and Meyers lemon-ade are also both delicious.
gran rey de los mono wrote:We have a standard Grape flavor for things like candy, medicine, etc..., but grapes don't actually taste like that.
I have heard that it's due to the standard grape artificial flavor being based on Concord grapes instead...Professor Farnsworth, Scientist (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2018-04-25T06:53:09ZRe: Forums: Movies: Black Panther MovieProfessor Farnsworth, Scientist (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ueba&page=5?Black-Panther-Movie#2202018-01-18T05:49:35Z2018-01-16T21:55:21Z<p>Maybe T'Challa's vibranium suit uses flubber in place of the spandex/rubber bits?</p>Maybe T'Challa's vibranium suit uses flubber in place of the spandex/rubber bits?Professor Farnsworth, Scientist (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2018-01-16T21:55:21ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Godzilla vs. CthulhuProfessor Farnsworth, Scientist (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2li1d&page=4?Godzilla-vs-Cthulhu#1752017-01-14T23:35:39Z2017-01-14T23:35:39Z<p>{<i>scribbles notation of new Tensorynbee Convector appearance</i>}</p>{scribbles notation of new Tensorynbee Convector appearance}Professor Farnsworth, Scientist (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2017-01-14T23:35:39ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLProfessor Farnsworth, Scientist (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=2954?Deep-6-FaWtL#1476862016-10-11T20:31:45Z2016-10-11T04:26:51Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Raven Moon wrote:</div><blockquote> John Titor where are you? </blockquote><p>Craig Bennett Stiles mugged him and locked him in a dumpster.Raven Moon wrote:John Titor where are you?
Craig Bennett Stiles mugged him and locked him in a dumpster.Professor Farnsworth, Scientist (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2016-10-11T04:26:51ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Overheard at the Paizo officeProfessor Farnsworth, Scientist (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2mjiz&page=170?Overheard-at-the-Paizo-office#84922019-08-19T07:43:05Z2016-09-19T22:47:51Z<p>I'm gonna go ahead and blame any solar farts on...</p>
<p>(•_•) </p>
<p>( •_•)>⌐■-■ </p>
<p>(⌐■_■)</p>
<p>...a nearby <i>dogstar</i>.</p>
<p><span class=tiny>YEEEEAAAHHH!!!</span></p>I'm gonna go ahead and blame any solar farts on...
(•_•)
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■)
...a nearby dogstar.
YEEEEAAAHHH!!!Professor Farnsworth, Scientist (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2016-09-19T22:47:51ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: 2016 US ElectionProfessor Farnsworth, Scientist (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tt8r&page=64?2016-US-Election#31522016-09-20T02:18:44Z2016-09-19T22:39:48Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Irontruth wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Hitdice wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Pillbug Toenibbler wrote:</div><blockquote><p> <span class=tiny>Fallacy. Fallacy fallacy fallacy phallacy fallacy. Fallacist's fallacy...</span></p>
<p><span class=tiny>You ever hear a perfectly cromulent word so frequently that it now sounds weird, like you're now not quite sure it's real? </span> </blockquote>I never heard the word "enbiggen" until I moved to Springfield. </blockquote>Ahem... it's "embiggen". I don't know why; it's a perfectly cromulent word. </blockquote><p>You are technically correct — the best kind of correct. <span class=messageboard-ooc>;)</span>Irontruth wrote:Hitdice wrote: Pillbug Toenibbler wrote:Fallacy. Fallacy fallacy fallacy phallacy fallacy. Fallacist's fallacy...
You ever hear a perfectly cromulent word so frequently that it now sounds weird, like you're now not quite sure it's real?
I never heard the word "enbiggen" until I moved to Springfield. Ahem... it's "embiggen". I don't know why; it's a perfectly cromulent word. You are technically correct -- the best kind of correct. ;)Professor Farnsworth, Scientist (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2016-09-19T22:39:48ZRe: Forums: Movies: Star Trek: BeyondProfessor Farnsworth, Scientist (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2t6ms&page=6?Star-Trek-Beyond#2942016-08-08T12:28:38Z2016-08-08T12:28:38Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Dragon78 wrote:</div><blockquote> I really do miss the cosmic being type aliens found in the original show. Were are the giant glowing hands, cosmic ameba, floating head of Jaja Gabor, etc. </blockquote><p>I'm sure they're still around. Now they just Uber a starship instead of trying to hijack it.
<p>Edit: Also, I am very amused by the concept of a Jar Jar Gabor.</p>Dragon78 wrote:I really do miss the cosmic being type aliens found in the original show. Were are the giant glowing hands, cosmic ameba, floating head of Jaja Gabor, etc.
I'm sure they're still around. Now they just Uber a starship instead of trying to hijack it. Edit: Also, I am very amused by the concept of a Jar Jar Gabor.Professor Farnsworth, Scientist (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2016-08-08T12:28:38ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Blame *Cosmo* for ALL your problems hereProfessor Farnsworth, Scientist (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ppag&page=111?Blame-Cosmo-for-ALL-your-problems-here#55322016-07-11T20:54:28Z2016-07-09T22:21:47Z<p>I blame Cosmo that no one is funding research to capture and sequester stupid. Forget carbon emissions for a moment. Humanity's only hope is to halt the catastrophic rise of global stupidity before it permanently endumbens us all.</p>I blame Cosmo that no one is funding research to capture and sequester stupid. Forget carbon emissions for a moment. Humanity's only hope is to halt the catastrophic rise of global stupidity before it permanently endumbens us all.Professor Farnsworth, Scientist (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2016-07-09T22:21:47ZRe: Forums: Starfinder General Discussion: What are your favorite top three space/star ships of all time?Professor Farnsworth, Scientist (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tpap&page=3?What-are-your-favorite-top-three-space-star#1452016-08-14T06:06:41Z2016-07-05T04:54:44Z<p><a href="https://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/juno/news/lego20110803.html" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Three very small Earthlings have successfully arrived in Jupiter orbit.</a></p>
<p><a href="https://www.google.com/webhp?hl=en&ictx=2&sa=X" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">New Google Doodle commemorating Juno orbital insertion</a></p>Three very small Earthlings have successfully arrived in Jupiter orbit.
New Google Doodle commemorating Juno orbital insertionProfessor Farnsworth, Scientist (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2016-07-05T04:54:44ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Monkey's TreefortProfessor Farnsworth, Scientist (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tavo&page=89?The-Monkeys-Treefort#44252016-07-05T04:57:12Z2016-07-05T04:07:04Z<p><a href="https://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/juno/news/lego20110803.html" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Three very small Earthlings have successfully arrived in Jupiter orbit.</a></p>
<p>Edit: <a href="https://www.google.com/webhp?hl=en&ictx=2&sa=X" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">New Google Doodle commemorating Juno orbital insertion</a></p>Three very small Earthlings have successfully arrived in Jupiter orbit.
Edit: New Google Doodle commemorating Juno orbital insertionProfessor Farnsworth, Scientist (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2016-07-05T04:07:04ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep Space FaWtLProfessor Farnsworth, Scientist (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tp43&page=3?Deep-Space-FaWtL#1382016-06-17T21:26:22Z2016-06-17T18:51:00Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Sissyl wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Aranna wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Sissyl wrote:</div><blockquote> Humph. Well, you can't prove I have the princess anyway. Now for the matter at hand! I demand <b>tribute</b>! </blockquote>Isn't it a little early to be planning your memorial tribute? You aren't defeated yet. </blockquote>You may have defeated the assassins I didn't send to kill you, but that doesn't give you any right to question me. I demand <b>tribute</b> (that's <b>T-R-I-B-U-T-E</b> by the way), because it is my right to do so. Are any of you Space Empresses? No. Didn't think so. Now get to it, underlings. </blockquote><p>What does <s>God</s> Space Empress need with a <s>starship</s> <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ford_Escape#/media/File:2001-2004_Mazda_Tribute_Classic_V6_wagon_(2007-12-12).jpg" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">compact SUV</a>? [/le jambon Shatner]Sissyl wrote:Aranna wrote: Sissyl wrote: Humph. Well, you can't prove I have the princess anyway. Now for the matter at hand! I demand tribute!
Isn't it a little early to be planning your memorial tribute? You aren't defeated yet. You may have defeated the assassins I didn't send to kill you, but that doesn't give you any right to question me. I demand tribute (that's T-R-I-B-U-T-E by the way), because it is my right to do so. Are any of you Space Empresses? No. Didn't think so. Now get to...Professor Farnsworth, Scientist (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2016-06-17T18:51:00ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: What to do when the power goes out ...Professor Farnsworth, Scientist (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tord?What-to-do-when-the-power-goes-out#442016-06-02T00:13:16Z2016-06-01T17:44:44Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Celestial Healer wrote:</div><blockquote> If my clones haven't completely thawed, I may be able to refreeze them. </blockquote><p>When you say "my clones", do you mean clones of yourself, or clones that you own of other people?Celestial Healer wrote:If my clones haven't completely thawed, I may be able to refreeze them.
When you say "my clones", do you mean clones of yourself, or clones that you own of other people?Professor Farnsworth, Scientist (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2016-06-01T17:44:44ZRe: Forums: Starfinder General Discussion: What do you hope to see?Professor Farnsworth, Scientist (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2town&page=3?What-do-you-hope-to-see#1172016-05-31T23:51:14Z2016-05-30T23:52:43Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">shadram wrote:</div><blockquote><p> I hope to see:
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<ul><li>Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.
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<li>C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate.
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<li>Tears in the rain.</ul> </blockquote><p>Don't know, I don't know such stuff. I just do eyes, ju-, ju-, just eyes... just genetic design, just eyes. You NuOrc, huh? I design your eyes.shadram wrote:I hope to see:
Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.
C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate.
Tears in the rain.
Don't know, I don't know such stuff. I just do eyes, ju-, ju-, just eyes... just genetic design, just eyes. You NuOrc, huh? I design your eyes.Professor Farnsworth, Scientist (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2016-05-30T23:52:43ZRe: Forums: Television: The Flash TV SeriesProfessor Farnsworth, Scientist (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2r1id&page=24?The-Flash-TV-Series#11962016-05-02T04:59:10Z2016-05-02T04:59:10Z<p>Wait a minute, maybe MitM is <a href="http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/flash-movie-loses-director-888994" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Seth Grahame-Smith</a>? Wow, that'd be pretty darn evil.</p>Wait a minute, maybe MitM is Seth Grahame-Smith? Wow, that'd be pretty darn evil.Professor Farnsworth, Scientist (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2016-05-02T04:59:10ZRe: Forums: Television: The Flash TV SeriesProfessor Farnsworth, Scientist (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2r1id&page=24?The-Flash-TV-Series#11932016-05-04T16:56:25Z2016-05-01T22:33:34Z<p>The Man in the Mask is the show's science advisor. This is why none of the cast or writers seem too worried or hurried about rescuing him.</p>The Man in the Mask is the show's science advisor. This is why none of the cast or writers seem too worried or hurried about rescuing him.Professor Farnsworth, Scientist (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2016-05-01T22:33:34ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLProfessor Farnsworth, Scientist (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=2735?Deep-6-FaWtL#1367242016-02-12T16:54:59Z2016-02-12T11:21:37Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Redbeard the Scruffy wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">captain yesterday wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Einstein was right.</p>
<p>Gravitational waves have been detected. </blockquote>What does that mean for practical application? </blockquote><p>It means we can say things like:
<p>"Yo momma's so fat, <a href="http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/02/11/466286219/in-milestone-scientists-detect-waves-in-space-time-as-black-holes-collide" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">we felt her sit down from a billion light-years away</a>."</p>Redbeard the Scruffy wrote:captain yesterday wrote:Einstein was right.
Gravitational waves have been detected.
What does that mean for practical application? It means we can say things like: "Yo momma's so fat, we felt her sit down from a billion light-years away."Professor Farnsworth, Scientist (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2016-02-12T11:21:37ZRe: Forums: Website Feedback: Curious behaviour in Product Discussion threadsProfessor Farnsworth, Scientist (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ta4f?Curious-behaviour-in-Product-Discussion-threads#42016-01-27T19:46:56Z2016-01-27T19:46:56Z<p>Ah, so one of you is Lady Me with the stolen T.A.R.D.I.S.? Good to know.</p>Ah, so one of you is Lady Me with the stolen T.A.R.D.I.S.? Good to know.Professor Farnsworth, Scientist (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2016-01-27T19:46:56ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Blame *Cosmo* for ALL your problems hereProfessor Farnsworth, Scientist (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ppag&page=100?Blame-Cosmo-for-ALL-your-problems-here#49762016-01-26T20:04:46Z2016-01-26T18:10:58Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Set wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Cosmo only shakes the earth when he laughs.</p>
<p>Given <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_earthquakes_in_2015" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">how many earthquakes we've been having lately</a>, he's apparently having a good time.</p>
<p>But he moves the stars for no one.</p>
<p></blockquote><p>Maybe this is the punchline: <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2016/01/26/science/unraveling-the-ties-of-altitude-oxygen-and-lung-cancer.html" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">New York Times: Oxygen linked to lung cancer</a>.
<p>Geez, Cosmo, really?!</p>
<p>Also:<div class="messageboard-quotee">NYTimes.com wrote:</div><blockquote>There is, for instance, a strong correlation between per-capita cheese consumption and the number of people strangled accidentally by their bedsheets. Year by year, the number of letters making up the winning word for the Scripps National Spelling Bee closely tracks the number of people killed by venomous spiders.</blockquote><p>What the Hell, Cosmo?Set wrote:Cosmo only shakes the earth when he laughs.
Given how many earthquakes we've been having lately, he's apparently having a good time.
But he moves the stars for no one.
Maybe this is the punchline: New York Times: Oxygen linked to lung cancer. Geez, Cosmo, really?!
Also:NYTimes.com wrote:There is, for instance, a strong correlation between per-capita cheese consumption and the number of people strangled accidentally by their bedsheets. Year by year, the number of letters making...Professor Farnsworth, Scientist (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2016-01-26T18:10:58ZRe: Forums: Television: Marvel's Jessica JonesProfessor Farnsworth, Scientist (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2sxhj&page=9?Marvels-Jessica-Jones#4212015-12-16T07:16:26Z2015-12-16T07:16:26Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Purple Dragon Knight wrote:</div><blockquote><div class="messageboard-quotee">Rynjin wrote:</div><blockquote><p>Introducing: iPatch.</p>
<p>•Uproarious applause•</blockquote>you could make serious coin just pitching that name to Apple... I mean the best thing their competitor has is Google Glasses... </blockquote><p>Sure beats Google Monocle. No, <a href=" http://techcrunch.com/2015/11/27/the-new-google-glass-could-look-like-a-monocle/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">I'm not kidding</a>.Purple Dragon Knight wrote:Rynjin wrote:Introducing: iPatch.
*Uproarious applause*
you could make serious coin just pitching that name to Apple... I mean the best thing their competitor has is Google Glasses... Sure beats Google Monocle. No, I'm not kidding.Professor Farnsworth, Scientist (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2015-12-16T07:16:26ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLProfessor Farnsworth, Scientist (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=2624?Deep-6-FaWtL#1311512015-11-26T21:09:39Z2015-11-26T16:54:24Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Treppa wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Freehold DM wrote:</div><blockquote><p> HAPPY THANKSGIVING FAWTL! </p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>leaps of faith into black Friday shopping madness</span> </blockquote>But it's Thursday. </blockquote><p>Actually — from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint — Black Friday's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly... timey-wimey... stuff.
<p><span class=tiny>...where the poor store staff are more soul-deadened than Cybermen, and most of the shoppers are less courteous than Daleks.</span></p>
<p>Edit: Geriatric nekkidness?! Oh my!</p>Treppa wrote:Freehold DM wrote:HAPPY THANKSGIVING FAWTL!
leaps of faith into black Friday shopping madness
But it's Thursday. Actually — from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint — Black Friday's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly... timey-wimey... stuff. ...where the poor store staff are more soul-deadened than Cybermen, and most of the shoppers are less courteous than Daleks.
Edit: Geriatric nekkidness?! Oh my!Professor Farnsworth, Scientist (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2015-11-26T16:54:24ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Overheard at the Paizo officeProfessor Farnsworth, Scientist (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2mjiz&page=150?Overheard-at-the-Paizo-office#75002015-10-21T19:14:55Z2015-10-21T19:12:51Z<p>Doctor <s>Who</s> You?</p>Doctor Who You?Professor Farnsworth, Scientist (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2015-10-21T19:12:51ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLProfessor Farnsworth, Scientist (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=2528?Deep-6-FaWtL#1263762015-09-30T20:28:24Z2015-09-30T19:57:39Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Freehold DM wrote:</div><blockquote><p>I had a Trek once.</p>
<p>A red one. I believed it was a 740. I named her Hayai, for she was as fast as a zephyr. I lost so much weight on that bike. Dropped down to a 34 waist. 190 pounds. Enough muscle that I looked at myself in awe every time I passed a mirror. I caught a woman checking me out once.</p>
<p>She was stolen from me from right outside the market I visited one day. That was supposed to be a day I spent with my now wife looking at houses in the area and planning for the future. Instead I was enraged and powerless at the same time.</p>
<p>I will never forgive the thief. I hope to find them one day.
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</blockquote><p>Clearly, dedicated bicyclists need to be equipped with a featherweight Veritech Cyclone exhansile that combines with their bike. Hey Tony Downey Jr., get on this!Freehold DM wrote:I had a Trek once.
A red one. I believed it was a 740. I named her Hayai, for she was as fast as a zephyr. I lost so much weight on that bike. Dropped down to a 34 waist. 190 pounds. Enough muscle that I looked at myself in awe every time I passed a mirror. I caught a woman checking me out once.
She was stolen from me from right outside the market I visited one day. That was supposed to be a day I spent with my now wife looking at houses in the area and planning for the...Professor Farnsworth, Scientist (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2015-09-30T19:57:39ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Overheard at the Paizo officeProfessor Farnsworth, Scientist (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2mjiz&page=139?Overheard-at-the-Paizo-office#69482015-04-10T05:42:38Z2015-04-07T21:57:00Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Christopher Anthony wrote:</div><blockquote> <b>Katina</b>: I’M the top 3 things in the Seattle area </blockquote><p>Katina found/built <a href="http://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1990/01/10" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Calvin's <s>transmogrifier</s> duplicator</a>?Christopher Anthony wrote:Katina: I’M the top 3 things in the Seattle area
Katina found/built Calvin's transmogrifier duplicator?Professor Farnsworth, Scientist (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2015-04-07T21:57:00ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Paizo Chatroom?Professor Farnsworth, Scientist (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2h9x9&page=30?Paizo-Chatroom#14992015-04-05T17:07:55Z2015-04-05T17:07:55Z<p>Someone failed to renew the chatroom's bot attack coverage with <a href="https://screen.yahoo.com/old-glory-insurance-ad-000000469.html" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Old Glory Insurance</a>.</p>Someone failed to renew the chatroom's bot attack coverage with Old Glory Insurance.Professor Farnsworth, Scientist (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2015-04-05T17:07:55ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLProfessor Farnsworth, Scientist (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=2347?Deep-6-FaWtL#1173282015-03-30T21:15:09Z2015-03-30T13:23:21Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">lynora wrote:</div><blockquote><p> This morning started with the toaster committing suicide. The apartment reeks of burnt plastic. >.<
</p>
I know Monday's are usually rough, but this is taking things a bit too far. </blockquote><p>My condolences. Hopefully the Resurrection Ship was in range and he'll re-download into a new body there.lynora wrote:This morning started with the toaster committing suicide. The apartment reeks of burnt plastic. >.<
I know Monday's are usually rough, but this is taking things a bit too far.
My condolences. Hopefully the Resurrection Ship was in range and he'll re-download into a new body there.Professor Farnsworth, Scientist (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2015-03-30T13:23:21ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLProfessor Farnsworth, Scientist (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=2347?Deep-6-FaWtL#1173272015-03-30T15:35:54Z2015-03-30T13:22:50Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Freehold DM wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">David M Mallon wrote:</div><blockquote> Freehold is a lot shorter than I thought he'd be... </blockquote><p>•sob• I'm NOT short! You're just tall, that's all.
<p>Curse whatever caused me to inherit my father's brother's height!!! </blockquote><p>It's his own fault. Freehold wouldn't normally be that short, but he knows the constant freezing temperatures he's exposed to also cause shrinkage.Freehold DM wrote:David M Mallon wrote: Freehold is a lot shorter than I thought he'd be...
*sob* I'm NOT short! You're just tall, that's all. Curse whatever caused me to inherit my father's brother's height!!! It's his own fault. Freehold wouldn't normally be that short, but he knows the constant freezing temperatures he's exposed to also cause shrinkage.Professor Farnsworth, Scientist (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2015-03-30T13:22:50ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Blame *Cosmo* for ALL your problems hereProfessor Farnsworth, Scientist (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ppag&page=70?Blame-Cosmo-for-ALL-your-problems-here#34732015-03-22T18:39:05Z2015-03-21T22:54:23Z<p>I blame Cosmo for Master Kretzer not blaming the snow on the real villain, who is sitting in NYC with his M.A.R.S. Industries Weather Dominator sipping bubble tea.</p>I blame Cosmo for Master Kretzer not blaming the snow on the real villain, who is sitting in NYC with his M.A.R.S. Industries Weather Dominator sipping bubble tea.Professor Farnsworth, Scientist (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2015-03-21T22:54:23ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Did you know...?Professor Farnsworth, Scientist (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2nxcj&page=58?Did-you-know#28882016-01-04T20:26:34Z2015-02-02T19:55:11Z<p>If you use Chrome as your web browser, you can turn on an option to mute audio in individual tabs (like from embedded auto-playing videos/ads). To enable it, in Chrome's address bar, type:</p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>chrome://flags/#enable-tab-audio-muting</span></p>
<p>Under the <b>Enable tab audio muting UI control</b> section, click <span class=messageboard-ooc>Enable</span>, then close & restart Chrome. Now when audio is playing in a tab, you can click the little speaker icon in the tab, and viola! the sound is muted.</p>If you use Chrome as your web browser, you can turn on an option to mute audio in individual tabs (like from embedded auto-playing videos/ads). To enable it, in Chrome's address bar, type:
chrome://flags/#enable-tab-audio-muting
Under the Enable tab audio muting UI control section, click Enable, then close & restart Chrome. Now when audio is playing in a tab, you can click the little speaker icon in the tab, and viola! the sound is muted.Professor Farnsworth, Scientist (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2015-02-02T19:55:11ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Are we living in the End Times?Professor Farnsworth, Scientist (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rt4p&page=6?Are-we-living-in-the-End-Times#2832015-01-14T16:14:57Z2015-01-14T16:14:57Z<p>{<i>observes thread collapsing upon itself into a derail hole from which the original discussion cannot escape</i>}</p>{observes thread collapsing upon itself into a derail hole from which the original discussion cannot escape}Professor Farnsworth, Scientist (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2015-01-14T16:14:57ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: [redacted]Professor Farnsworth, Scientist (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rkr9?redacted#62014-10-08T22:42:28Z2014-10-08T22:42:28Z<p>Good news, everyone! While Tensor may not have passed that pesky Turning Test this time, she/he/it is already reliably demonstrating more sentience, logic, and sociability than 98% of politicians worldwide. 538 also predicts Tensor is now leading Richard Nixon's head by 5 points to become PoE.</p>
<p><span class=tiny>Vote Tensor/Yellowdingo in 3016!</span></p>Good news, everyone! While Tensor may not have passed that pesky Turning Test this time, she/he/it is already reliably demonstrating more sentience, logic, and sociability than 98% of politicians worldwide. 538 also predicts Tensor is now leading Richard Nixon's head by 5 points to become PoE.
Vote Tensor/Yellowdingo in 3016!Professor Farnsworth, Scientist (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2014-10-08T22:42:28ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: sin(x - y) sin(x + y) = [sin(x) - sin(y)] [sin(x) + sin(y)]Professor Farnsworth, Scientist (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rj53?sin#372014-10-19T12:49:57Z2014-09-27T06:41:06Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">BigNorseWolf wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Alanis Morissette wrote:</div><blockquote> Did you get sekritly brainwashed by the Juggalos? </blockquote><p>No
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>burps. Licks a little black and white facepaint off his muzzle</span></p>
<p>I may have had a snack on the way in though... </p>
<p></blockquote><p>As a top-of-the-food chain predator, you should be aware of the dangers of bioaccumulating Juggalo in your flesh; it is often more hazardous than mercury or lead poisoning.BigNorseWolf wrote:Alanis Morissette wrote: Did you get sekritly brainwashed by the Juggalos?
No burps. Licks a little black and white facepaint off his muzzle
I may have had a snack on the way in though...
As a top-of-the-food chain predator, you should be aware of the dangers of bioaccumulating Juggalo in your flesh; it is often more hazardous than mercury or lead poisoning.Professor Farnsworth, Scientist (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2014-09-27T06:41:06ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Blame *Cosmo* for ALL your problems hereProfessor Farnsworth, Scientist (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ppag&page=49?Blame-Cosmo-for-ALL-your-problems-here#24412014-08-19T05:22:08Z2014-08-15T10:48:57Z<p>I blame Cosmo for the conspicuous absence of <a href="https://www.facebook.com/SkyPirateCreations/photos/a.362989877142830.1073741826.300956950012790/539870032788146/?type=1&permPage=1" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">SteamPeeg</a> in the <i>TechGuide</i>.</p>I blame Cosmo for the conspicuous absence of SteamPeeg in the TechGuide.Professor Farnsworth, Scientist (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2014-08-15T10:48:57ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Official JMD031 Rant ThreadProfessor Farnsworth, Scientist (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2o11n&page=24?The-Official-JMD031-Rant-Thread#11812014-06-29T23:00:17Z2014-06-29T23:00:17Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Mythic JMD031 wrote:</div><blockquote> Technically all of my rants are about ranting... </blockquote><p>You are technically correct—the best kind of correct!Mythic JMD031 wrote:Technically all of my rants are about ranting...
You are technically correct—the best kind of correct!Professor Farnsworth, Scientist (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2014-06-29T23:00:17ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: piloting the star driveProfessor Farnsworth, Scientist (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2r6rj&page=2?piloting-the-star-drive#762014-06-25T17:57:33Z2014-06-25T17:10:41Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Cabbage Guy wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Orfamay Quest wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">yellowdingo wrote:</div><blockquote><br />
<br />
No, it appears to be a ball of gas, but we dont know if the centre is an ultra dense shell sufficient in mass to attract a gaseous outer layer or a solid core of a brown dwarf. </blockquote>Have you any more evidence for "an ultra dense shell sufficient in mass to attract a gaseous outer layer" than I do for "a lemon pudding"? </blockquote>It's a cabbage! A gigantic galactic cabbage! </blockquote><p>Well, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2010:_Odyssey_Two" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Jupiter's core is made of diamond</a>, so a gigantic galactic diamond cabbage.Cabbage Guy wrote:Orfamay Quest wrote: yellowdingo wrote:
No, it appears to be a ball of gas, but we dont know if the centre is an ultra dense shell sufficient in mass to attract a gaseous outer layer or a solid core of a brown dwarf.
Have you any more evidence for "an ultra dense shell sufficient in mass to attract a gaseous outer layer" than I do for "a lemon pudding"? It's a cabbage! A gigantic galactic cabbage! Well, Jupiter's core is made of diamond, so a gigantic galactic diamond...Professor Farnsworth, Scientist (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2014-06-25T17:10:41ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: Paizo Blog: Advanced Class Guide Preview: WarpriestProfessor Farnsworth, Scientist (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo5lg7q&page=9?Advanced-Class-Guide-Preview-Warpriest#4402014-06-20T23:52:12Z2014-06-20T23:52:12Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Gorbacz wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Ross Byers wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">DM Beckett wrote:</div><blockquote>I didn't say worse. :)</blockquote><div class="messageboard-quotee">DM Beckett wrote:</div><blockquote> When PF came out, the Cleric itself got blasted with nerfs</blockquote>I am having difficulty reconciling these two things. </blockquote>New to Beckett, aren't you? :) </blockquote><p>I'm just wondering what he has to put right every week before his <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sam_Beckett" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">next leap</a>. :)Gorbacz wrote:Ross Byers wrote: DM Beckett wrote:I didn't say worse. :)
DM Beckett wrote:When PF came out, the Cleric itself got blasted with nerfs
I am having difficulty reconciling these two things. New to Beckett, aren't you? :) I'm just wondering what he has to put right every week before his next leap. :)Professor Farnsworth, Scientist (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2014-06-20T23:52:12ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Who upset the Techno-Mages?Professor Farnsworth, Scientist (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2r0ni?Who-upset-the-TechnoMages#112014-05-10T15:57:12Z2014-05-10T15:57:12Z<p>Ooo, that's a <s>paddlin'!</s> keeperin'!</p>Ooo, that's a paddlin'! keeperin'!Professor Farnsworth, Scientist (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2014-05-10T15:57:12ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Gary Teter asks ALL his questions here!Professor Farnsworth, Scientist (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q41d&page=10?Gary-Teter-asks-ALL-his-questions-here#4792014-05-06T18:21:27Z2014-05-06T18:21:27Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Gary Teter wrote:</div><blockquote> How much of the dust on the record player used to be me? </blockquote><p>All of it is yous. The other Teters from parallel continuities are using Dyson <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slit_experiment" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Quantum Dualities</a> vacuums to suck up all the you dust from their realities and shunt it to yours.Gary Teter wrote:How much of the dust on the record player used to be me?
All of it is yous. The other Teters from parallel continuities are using Dyson Quantum Dualities vacuums to suck up all the you dust from their realities and shunt it to yours.Professor Farnsworth, Scientist (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2014-05-06T18:21:27ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Honda will invent the first cylonProfessor Farnsworth, Scientist (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qzd6?Honda-will-invent-the-first-cylon#22014-05-06T15:15:00Z2014-05-06T15:15:00Z<p>And <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AIBO" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Sony</a> will invent the first <a href="http://en.battlestarwiki.org/wiki/Muffit" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">robotic daggit</a>.</p>And Sony will invent the first robotic daggit.Professor Farnsworth, Scientist (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2014-05-06T15:15:00ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Help! I'm trapped on Castrovel and I want to go home!Professor Farnsworth, Scientist (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qq3a&page=2?Help-Im-trapped-on-Castrovel-and-I-want-to-go#512014-02-26T16:33:36Z2014-02-26T16:33:36Z<p>{<i>looks around nervously</i>} Whatever you do, don't try to burn it again... you'll likely summon an OSS evangelist swarm, or worse... a mythic neckbeard!</p>{looks around nervously} Whatever you do, don't try to burn it again... you'll likely summon an OSS evangelist swarm, or worse... a mythic neckbeard!Professor Farnsworth, Scientist (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2014-02-26T16:33:36ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: How do YOU prevent novas?Professor Farnsworth, Scientist (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qpqe?How-do-YOU-prevent-novas#102014-03-31T20:52:30Z2014-02-20T22:45:17Z<p>Well, typically we deploy a Bussard ramscoop array to collect the hydrogen accreting from the red giant companion before the white dwarf-</p>
<p>{<i>glances up at other responses</i>} Ah, <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3FnpaWQJO0" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">never mind</a>.</p>Well, typically we deploy a Bussard ramscoop array to collect the hydrogen accreting from the red giant companion before the white dwarf-
{glances up at other responses} Ah, never mind.Professor Farnsworth, Scientist (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2014-02-20T22:45:17ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Blame *Cosmo* for ALL your problems hereProfessor Farnsworth, Scientist (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ppag&page=35?Blame-Cosmo-for-ALL-your-problems-here#17042014-02-16T21:44:40Z2014-02-16T21:44:40Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Legion Janus wrote:</div><blockquote> I blame Cosmo for the collapse of the experimental quantum states designed to create alternate timelines that would serve as pollution dumping grounds and oil sources for our own. Now we're just limited to our own oil! </blockquote><p>Actually, I think Yellow Dingo is more likely to blame for this... he's probably in Sydney colliding Whitehouse.gov petitions in the ANTARES accelerator again.Legion Janus wrote:I blame Cosmo for the collapse of the experimental quantum states designed to create alternate timelines that would serve as pollution dumping grounds and oil sources for our own. Now we're just limited to our own oil!
Actually, I think Yellow Dingo is more likely to blame for this... he's probably in Sydney colliding Whitehouse.gov petitions in the ANTARES accelerator again.Professor Farnsworth, Scientist (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2014-02-16T21:44:40ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: what if it doesnt stop snowing?Professor Farnsworth, Scientist (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qp0y?what-if-it-doesnt-stop-snowing#192014-02-15T19:26:44Z2014-02-15T19:26:44Z<p>Well, we gather up the Earth's fissionable materials, build a reactor on a rocket, and fire it at the Sun to take out the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Q-ball" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">q-ball</a>. Hmmm, that sounds <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sunshine_(2007_film)" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">somehow familiar</a>...</p>Well, we gather up the Earth's fissionable materials, build a reactor on a rocket, and fire it at the Sun to take out the q-ball. Hmmm, that sounds somehow familiar...Professor Farnsworth, Scientist (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2014-02-15T19:26:44ZRe: Forums: Movies: kitty pryde comes out as gayProfessor Farnsworth, Scientist (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qp1z?kitty-pryde-comes-out-as-gay#92014-02-15T13:23:58Z2014-02-15T13:23:58Z<p>If I had to bet, 'Dingo, I'd've figured you would have ignored the Page headline in favor of the one about strangelet creation that would "<a href="http://news.discovery.com/space/could-rhic-strangelets-spawn-doomsday-140213.htm" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">leave the planet ‘an inert hyperdense sphere about one hundred meters across.’</a>"</p>If I had to bet, 'Dingo, I'd've figured you would have ignored the Page headline in favor of the one about strangelet creation that would "leave the planet ‘an inert hyperdense sphere about one hundred meters across.’"Professor Farnsworth, Scientist (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2014-02-15T13:23:58ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Gary Teter asks ALL his questions here!Professor Farnsworth, Scientist (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q41d&page=8?Gary-Teter-asks-ALL-his-questions-here#3782014-01-23T17:08:17Z2014-01-23T17:08:17Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">SnowJade wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Gary Teter wrote:</div><blockquote> Given the aforementioned ridiculous sound system, could you subtract the dishwasher from the room? </blockquote>How mad will your wife/life partner get? </blockquote><p>A sound system that can shift an appliance like a dishwasher <a href="http://en.memory-alpha.org/wiki/Phasing_cloaking_device" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">out of phase</a> is going to use too much power to get a good Energy Star rating. Also, it likely violates the Treaty of Algeron.SnowJade wrote:Gary Teter wrote: Given the aforementioned ridiculous sound system, could you subtract the dishwasher from the room?
How mad will your wife/life partner get? A sound system that can shift an appliance like a dishwasher out of phase is going to use too much power to get a good Energy Star rating. Also, it likely violates the Treaty of Algeron.Professor Farnsworth, Scientist (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2014-01-23T17:08:17ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Gary Teter asks ALL his questions here!Professor Farnsworth, Scientist (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q41d&page=8?Gary-Teter-asks-ALL-his-questions-here#3672014-01-22T01:26:06Z2014-01-22T01:26:06Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Gary Teter wrote:</div><blockquote> Is it ok to infringe a patent in the privacy of my own home? </blockquote><p>You'll eventually go blind doing that.Gary Teter wrote:Is it ok to infringe a patent in the privacy of my own home?
You'll eventually go blind doing that.Professor Farnsworth, Scientist (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2014-01-22T01:26:06ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Blame *Cosmo* for ALL your problems hereProfessor Farnsworth, Scientist (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ppag&page=32?Blame-Cosmo-for-ALL-your-problems-here#15572014-01-08T22:53:32Z2014-01-08T04:28:41Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Thymus Vulgaris wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Professor Farnsworth, Scientist wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Thymus Vulgaris wrote:</div><blockquote> I blame Cosmo for Chris Lambertz removing inappropriate posts in a thread I was reading and me wanting to know what they said. </blockquote>Don't worry. When you go to sleep tonight, we'll inject Cosmo in a microscopically-shrunken <i>Proteus II</i> into your bloodstream. Once inside, he'll fantastically voyage into your brain and make the corrections in your grey matter so you'll forget about those posts Sara Marie removed. </blockquote>It was Chris Lambertz I complained about... but I certainly don't remember being annoyed by posts removed by Sara Marie, so I guess Cosmo succeeded on that one. </blockquote><p>I guess my memory was altered too! {<i>shakes fist feebly</i>}
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Apologies to all. I don't know how I confused Sara Marie for Chris... I must therefore blame Cosmo.</span></p>Thymus Vulgaris wrote:Professor Farnsworth, Scientist wrote: Thymus Vulgaris wrote: I blame Cosmo for Chris Lambertz removing inappropriate posts in a thread I was reading and me wanting to know what they said.
Don't worry. When you go to sleep tonight, we'll inject Cosmo in a microscopically-shrunken Proteus II into your bloodstream. Once inside, he'll fantastically voyage into your brain and make the corrections in your grey matter so you'll forget about those posts Sara Marie removed. It...Professor Farnsworth, Scientist (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2014-01-08T04:28:41ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Blame *Cosmo* for ALL your problems hereProfessor Farnsworth, Scientist (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ppag&page=31?Blame-Cosmo-for-ALL-your-problems-here#15472014-01-21T14:56:55Z2014-01-07T02:12:48Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Thymus Vulgaris wrote:</div><blockquote> I blame Cosmo for Chris Lambertz removing inappropriate posts in a thread I was reading and me wanting to know what they said. </blockquote><p>Don't worry. When you go to sleep tonight, we'll inject Cosmo in a microscopically-shrunken <i>Proteus II</i> into your bloodstream. Once inside, he'll fantastically voyage into your brain and make the corrections in your grey matter so you'll forget about those posts Sara Marie removed.Thymus Vulgaris wrote:I blame Cosmo for Chris Lambertz removing inappropriate posts in a thread I was reading and me wanting to know what they said.
Don't worry. When you go to sleep tonight, we'll inject Cosmo in a microscopically-shrunken Proteus II into your bloodstream. Once inside, he'll fantastically voyage into your brain and make the corrections in your grey matter so you'll forget about those posts Sara Marie removed.Professor Farnsworth, Scientist (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2014-01-07T02:12:48Z