Poog of Zaronge|'s page

Pretty sure I put mine in as well.

Poog shake when sword clangs off rusty flamey thing-thing. But as he shake his head, thing-thing asplode! "We be chieftans, you be boom!"

Thanks for running!

Poog rushes in with his sword for stabby stabby with Chuffy, screaming "Prepare for POOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooggggg!!!!"

Charge+flank: 1d20 + 5 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (8) + 5 + 2 + 2 = 17
Damage: 1d4 ⇒ 4

Poog take step forward and call loud boom of Zaronge|!
Sound Burst sonic damage: 1d8 ⇒ 7 and fort save DC 14 or stunned if it can hear. If it cannot hear, no fort save needed, still take damage

Poog grin big at sight. "Yes! These gob-gobs know how Zaronge| like it!" As Poog realize what happening, his grin turns to frown. "Oh, no, something not right. No! Don't burn the Pooooooooooooooooog!"

Poog run past Nord and Reta and clap Chuffy on shoulder. "Go stop it hurting Poog!"
Shield of Faith, +2 deflection to AC

Map not editable, elsewise would move Thank you for fixin' it. =)

CLWx3: 3d8 + 3 ⇒ (8, 7, 1) + 3 = 19

Poog poke Nord with stick until pig pick up bakunz and walk.

There's more??? Okay, Poog ready! Wait...

Poog check on Bakun Nord, see if he alive or food. He offer Zaronge|s healing flame to Nord if he alive and rest of group, too, before moving on.

Poog moves to join rest of goblins and looks at bird witch with fury. Poog's fingers twitch, as if waiting for something.

"I SAID BURN!!!!"

Fire bolt!: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (17) + 5 = 22
1d6 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6
Think that puts me out of fire bolts.

Where be birdy lady thing now? How high up after her swoop thing?

Well, that takes out one strategy, so... kill with fire!

Poog throw another fireball at bird! "Birds be good when all cooked through, birds be good when stuffed in stew!"

Firebolt!: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (6) + 5 = 11
1d6 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3

Poog move away from grass stuffs while feeling for his fire stick. Then Poog remember he use it all up at hooman camp.

So Poog point at birdy longshank harlot and shout "BLESSING OF ZARONGEL BE ON YOU!" and a bolt of fire flies at her!

Firebolt!: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (10) + 5 = 15 vs touch AC
Fire damage: 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6

Poog snaps out of his daze and goes to stabbity stab the vines some more!

Shortsword: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (9) + 5 = 14
Damage: 1d4 ⇒ 2

Free Poog save: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (14) + 8 = 22

Seriously? A [redacted but sounds like Sharpie]? Watch, I'm gonna fail this one, haha.

Will: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (5) + 8 = 13 See?!
Nord: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (18) + 1 = 19

Nord try not to die.
Stablize DC 10?: 1d20 + 2 - 6 ⇒ (16) + 2 - 6 = 12

Poog do bad stuff... or WANT to do bad stuffs to bird longshanks thing... or things WITH bird longshanks thing.

"The grass no burn with Zarongel's fire! It no respect Zarongel! We teach it good! Before it eat Squealy Nord!"

Nord bite at grass!
Bite: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (16) + 3 = 19
1d6 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5

Poog stumped! He no know what to do without Zarongel's fire! So he do next best thing: slashy slashy cut cut!

Step back toward stuff, start stabby mcstabbersoning!

Shortsword: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (6) + 5 = 11
1d4 ⇒ 4

Nord bites at grass, hoping for taste of truffiness!

Bite: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (15) + 3 = 18
1d6 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4

I feel like the GM trickeded me, haha.

Reflex Poog: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (7) + 6 = 13
Reflex Nord: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (15) + 4 = 19

Poog jump back from tree thing excitedly shouting "TRUFFLES ALIVE!! TRUFFLES BITE BACK!!"

Poog cast fire bolt at tangly grass stuffs!

Fire bolt! RTA: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (14) + 4 = 18
Fire damage: 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4

No Know (anything), so Perception: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (14) + 3 = 17
Yup, no.

Poog hums and sings to himself as he and Nord search their area.
"Trufflety truffles
Sroungin' and snuffles.
Finding the shrooms,
Making humans go boom.
Poog gonna find the best boomer!"

Survival: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (18) + 3 = 21
Survival: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (13) + 3 = 16
Survival: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (11) + 3 = 14

Nord either do his own or aid? Whichever.
Nord: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (9) + 1 = 10 plus scent
Nord: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (14) + 1 = 15 plus scent
Nord: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (12) + 1 = 13 plus scent

"You know what this fire fest need? MOAR TRUFFLES!!" Poog bounds after Nord, tossing useless wand into remnants of burning camp.

Poog check for magic and suss out what bead is.

Detect Magic
Spellcraft: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (7) + 5 = 12

Hearing other asplosion that Poog not cause, Poog move forward by cart and, seeing hoomans(!!), Poog use wand again! Fireball asplode from the campfire, showing whoever made small asplosion how it done!
Wand is now depleted. But worth it!

Fireball! DC 14 reflex for half: 5d6 ⇒ (6, 5, 1, 1, 3) = 16

Poog did fireball in round 1, asplode doggy and burn horse to dead! But if want Poog to go again, Poog okay with that.

Poog move forward behind wagon and use wand to burn dog and horses! Especially horses!

Fireball!: 5d6 ⇒ (1, 5, 4, 5, 1) = 16 DC 14, I think, for half?

No buff spells available, so... ready.

Poog tell others what pig say then turn back on the great Nord. "Take Poog and others to where you see these damn dogs! We cut them good and burn them all! Rest up, we leave quick!"

Poog use wand to help heal Nord.
CLW: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2
CLW: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4

Poog look at Nord and start talking back. "Oink oinker oink oinkin?" Catching the other goblins looks he adds, "What? Ain't you see gobgob what speak to pig before?!"
Speak with animals, 7 rounds/day

Poog try to find better rock to throw and chuck it harder! It get closer to duck vulture gull bird thing but still no luck. Poog about to cheat again...

Rock!: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (6) + 6 = 12 Again, not taking into account range or proficiency
Damage: 1d3 ⇒ 2

Poog pick up rock and toss a little before chucking at vulture duck gull thing!

Rock!: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (3) + 6 = 9 Not taking into account range which I think -4 or non-proficiency... not that it matter with a 9 base.
Damage: 1d3 ⇒ 1

Poog no like throwing stones. He no good at it. But Poog try anyway!

Poog throw wand at Chuffy. "ZARONGEL LIKE FIRE! POOG GIVE FIRE! WHAT YOU GIVE?! These fire toobs be unworthy of Zaronge|'s fires!"

Poog shrug. "Zaronge| like flames! I give flames! Poog do wit' what Poog got!"

After Chuffy go

Poog no good at fire tubes. Ever since beached boat with witch... So he aim for bigger target and go for horsemeats!

Attack: 1d20 + 5 - 6 ⇒ (18) + 5 - 6 = 17
Attack: 1d20 + 5 - 6 ⇒ (1) + 5 - 6 = 0
Attack: 1d20 + 5 - 6 ⇒ (1) + 5 - 6 = 0
After the third rocket, Poog throw fire tube away and grab wand from belt and point at remaining targets.
FIREBALL!: 5d6 ⇒ (6, 6, 4, 2, 1) = 19

Rules are for suckers!

Sigh...

Ride DC 5: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (14) + 6 = 20 Ride DC 15: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (20) + 6 = 26

In all, it take Poog 4 extra tries to get through, long after Reta finishes her go.

Poog know he no good at thing like these, but what the hell? Poog bored as leader! Maybe now show that Poog become little better at riding animals?

Ride: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (1) + 6 = 7
Attempt 2Ride: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (18) + 6 = 24
Ride: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (9) + 6 = 15
Ride: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (7) + 6 = 13 + Fire bolt!: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (1) + 5 = 6
Attempt 2 Ride: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (15) + 6 = 21 + Fire bolt!: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (1) + 5 = 6
Attempt 3 Ride: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (18) + 6 = 24 + Fire bolt!: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (9) + 5 = 14
Ride: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (12) + 6 = 18 + Ride: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (4) + 6 = 10 Did they have to be in that order? =P

Sorry. Poog know he said he put it in safe place... but Poog forgot where that was...

Poog watch with amusement at two-thwack-unheading! But when nothing happen, his smile drops. "Is that it?"

Hey! Why this pig following Poog? Guess Squealy Nord want to join in biting and burning!

Poog good to go! Wonder how thing went with Reta after last big adventure. Mini-Chuffy arrive yet?

"Raise owlbear pet, pet be nice, no eat Reta or Chuffy or... Pet lay eggs, lots more to eat!"

"I have wand for that!"

Poog look at owlbear in cage. "What of that? Burn that first? Make good food!"

Not wielding melee weapon either, so was awaiting the following round.

"POOG BURN YOU!!!"

Poog reach out hands and shoot cone of fire around Reta at big thingy thing!

Burning Hands, DC 13 Reflex for half: 3d4 ⇒ (1, 4, 2) = 7

Poog point spirit weapon to big bad badthing!

Spiritual weapon (last round): 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (18) + 4 = 22
Damage: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 1 = 7
So close to crit threat...

Then Poog step back by Reta and poke her. "Don't get ett!"
Shield of Faith give Reta +2 derflekshun bonus to AC.

Spiritual Weapon: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (11) + 4 = 15
Damage: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3

The spiritual dogslicer continues swingin' at ogre woman! But reception from Zaronge| may be bad right now. It no very good!

While it do its thing, Poog move in and touch Chuffy. "No! You no leave yet! Stabby stabbit!"
Cure Moderate Wounds: 2d8 + 3 ⇒ (2, 5) + 3 = 10

Oh! Thought thing was coming from outside buildings. Make sense she inside other room. Stupid, Poog!

Poog point wand at new ogre woman, but stop. "No room for boom!"

So instead he put wand away and cast spell to call back spiritual weapon to attack mama ogre!

Spiritual Weapon: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (14) + 4 = 18
Damage: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5

Poog call to others. "More moving things! Loud fight! Many ears! No room for Poog!"

Poog pulls his wand of fireball and awaits some baddies to come into view.

Ready action to fireball enemies that may show up.

Poog summons a fire bolt of Zaronge|, but Reta's big head get in way again!

RTA: 1d20 + 5 - 4 ⇒ (8) + 5 - 4 = 9
1d6 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3