Pines are a dioic species, didn't you know? I know because Kileanna spent some wasted years studying Biology and I am just a pinecone duplicate of her.
Deep Thoughts, By Cap Yesterday wrote:
At least by having so many aliases I keep people for coming up with MY ridiculous user names.
I'm glad of having sprouted just a few weeks ago and being innocent enough to not know what's going on.
To my eyes it looks like some foul ritual to corrupt my kind.
I must save them.
*Picks up the «corrupted» pinecones and tries to wash away the hog fat and the shame out of them*
Hold on, my little ones, I'm saving you. Don't fear. You'll be OK.
@Johnny Depp Puppet:
Now I have to leave. The job of a healer never ends.
I'll be back whenever a limb has to be replaced for a pinecone.
*Vanishes in an explosion of pine seeds*