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4 posts. Alias of John M Baker.


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Owlbears do not throw better parties, though.


Javascript is even worse than putting me in an owl mask.

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Please don't put me in an owl mask.


1000 kcal? No, 1500 minimum, 3000 if they're at all active.

10000 if they're a bear.

20000 if it's party time.

And the eggs are best baked into a cake.


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I have been summoned.

Hello.