paizo.com Recent Posts by PFC Hudson, USS Sulacopaizo.com Recent Posts by PFC Hudson, USS Sulaco2014-02-26T18:14:27Z2014-02-26T18:14:27ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: Paizo Blog: Powerful MonstersPFC Hudson, USS Sulaco (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo5ljqg?Powerful-Monsters#392017-04-18T21:18:08Z2017-04-18T16:52:17Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">The Shifty Mongoose wrote:</div><blockquote> Just how big is Ouroborous? Bouncing across the landscape, over houses, or just big enough to land on your shoulders and violently compress? </blockquote><p>Note to self: Run perpendicular, <i>not parallel</i>, to the colossal rolling ouroboros.
<p><span class=tiny>Note to self 2: Don't trust androids named David or Ash.</span></p>The Shifty Mongoose wrote:Just how big is Ouroborous? Bouncing across the landscape, over houses, or just big enough to land on your shoulders and violently compress?
Note to self: Run perpendicular, not parallel, to the colossal rolling ouroboros. Note to self 2: Don't trust androids named David or Ash.PFC Hudson, USS Sulaco (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2017-04-18T16:52:17ZRe: Forums: Movies: Game over, man! RIP Bill PaxtonPFC Hudson, USS Sulaco (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u7dh?Game-over-man-RIP-Bill-Paxton#32017-02-27T14:37:00Z2017-02-26T19:48:29Z<p>Damn. 61 is too young. <i>Requiescat in pace.</i></p>Damn. 61 is too young. Requiescat in pace.PFC Hudson, USS Sulaco (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2017-02-26T19:48:29ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: A race to 400 aliases!!PFC Hudson, USS Sulaco (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u2rz&page=3?A-race-to-400-aliases#1322017-01-06T08:39:59Z2017-01-06T08:39:59Z<p>I thought Private Gorbacz was assigned to bomb disposal duty?</p>I thought Private Gorbacz was assigned to bomb disposal duty?PFC Hudson, USS Sulaco (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2017-01-06T08:39:59ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: taig's Twelve Days of Third Partymas, Year TwoPFC Hudson, USS Sulaco (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u1sd&page=9?taigs-Twelve-Days-of-Third-Partymas-Year-Two#4072016-12-21T03:00:32Z2016-12-20T22:49:30Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">pezlerpolychromatic wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">N. Jolly wrote:</div><blockquote> Also man, I'm really racking up these nat 1s, I should be glad I'm not in a game with these rolls. </blockquote><p>But you are.........the game of life........
<p>Dun dunn DUNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! </blockquote><p>"Welcome to the Churn." [/Amos Burton]•
<p><span class=tiny>• Season 2 of <i>The Expanse</i> starts February 8th! Bobbie!!!</span></p>pezlerpolychromatic wrote:N. Jolly wrote: Also man, I'm really racking up these nat 1s, I should be glad I'm not in a game with these rolls.
But you are.........the game of life........ Dun dunn DUNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "Welcome to the Churn." [/Amos Burton]* * Season 2 of The Expanse starts February 8th! Bobbie!!!PFC Hudson, USS Sulaco (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2016-12-20T22:49:30ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Overheard at the Paizo officePFC Hudson, USS Sulaco (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2mjiz&page=166?Overheard-at-the-Paizo-office#82672016-05-31T18:40:28Z2016-05-29T22:43:41Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Sharaya wrote:</div><blockquote> <b>Redacted:</b> There we go: CLOWNFINDER </blockquote><p>"Is this gonna be a standup fight, sir, or another mimehunt?"Sharaya wrote:Redacted: There we go: CLOWNFINDER
"Is this gonna be a standup fight, sir, or another mimehunt?"PFC Hudson, USS Sulaco (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2016-05-29T22:43:41ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: Things that bother youPFC Hudson, USS Sulaco (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tnuf&page=5?Things-that-bother-you#2472016-05-29T05:21:55Z2016-05-29T05:21:55Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">captain yesterday wrote:</div><blockquote><p>It annoys me that <i>Explode Head</i> isn't on the Witch spell list.</p>
<p>I'll house rule it on, but I shouldn't have to. </blockquote><div class="messageboard-quotee">Krensky wrote:</div><blockquote> The <s>scanner</s> psychic is the only class that should have that spell. </blockquote><p>There needs to be a <a href="http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/Induced_self-destruction" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Kirk PrC that can do the same to constructs.</a>captain yesterday wrote:It annoys me that Explode Head isn't on the Witch spell list.
I'll house rule it on, but I shouldn't have to.
Krensky wrote:The scanner psychic is the only class that should have that spell.
There needs to be a Kirk PrC that can do the same to constructs.PFC Hudson, USS Sulaco (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2016-05-29T05:21:55ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLPFC Hudson, USS Sulaco (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=2387?Deep-6-FaWtL#1193092015-05-11T14:19:26Z2015-05-09T08:26:54Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Sharoth wrote:</div><blockquote> ~hears something being knocked down from the bathroom~ cats. Just cats. </blockquote><p>{<i>continues checking motion tracker</i>} 9 meters. 7. 6. That can't be; that's inside the room!Sharoth wrote:~hears something being knocked down from the bathroom~ cats. Just cats.
{continues checking motion tracker} 9 meters. 7. 6. That can't be; that's inside the room!PFC Hudson, USS Sulaco (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2015-05-09T08:26:54ZRe: Forums: Movies: memorable words spoken by favourite film villainPFC Hudson, USS Sulaco (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rmb3&page=3?memorable-words-spoken-by-favourite-film-villain#1362015-01-12T17:35:14Z2014-11-04T00:21:39Z<p><b>Dark Helmet</b>: Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!
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<b>Laser Gunner</b>: {<i>turns around revealing his eyes are permanently crossed</i>} Sorry sir! I'm doing my best!
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<b>Helmet</b>: Who made that man a gunner?
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<b>Major A••hole</b>: I did sir. He's my cousin.
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<b>Helmet</b>: Who is he?
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<b>Colonel Sandurz</b>: He's an A••hole sir.
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<b>Helmet</b>: I know that! What's his name?
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<b>Sandurz</b>: That is his name sir. A••hole, Major A••hole!
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<b>Helmet</b>: And his cousin?
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<b>Sandurz</b>: He's an A••hole too sir. Gunner's Mate First Class Philip A••hole!
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<b>Helmet</b>: How many a••holes do we have on this ship, anyway?
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{<i>entire bridge crew stands up and raises a hand</i>}
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<b>Entire Bridge Crew</b>: Yo!
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<b>Helmet</b>: I knew it. I'm surrounded by a••holes!
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<b>Helmet</b>: {<i>pulls his face shield down</i>} Keep firing, a••holes!</p>Dark Helmet: Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!
Laser Gunner: {turns around revealing his eyes are permanently crossed} Sorry sir! I'm doing my best!
Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
Major A**hole: I did sir. He's my cousin.
Helmet: Who is he?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an A**hole sir.
Helmet: I know that! What's his name?
Sandurz: That is his name sir. A**hole, Major A**hole!
Helmet: And his cousin?
Sandurz: He's an A**hole too sir. Gunner's Mate First Class Philip A**hole!...PFC Hudson, USS Sulaco (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2014-11-04T00:21:39ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: Pathfinder Roleplaying Game: Advanced Class Guide (OGL)PFC Hudson, USS Sulaco (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/products/btpy978v/discuss&page=13?Pathfinder-Roleplaying-Game-Advanced-Class-Guide#6412014-08-15T07:44:04Z2014-08-06T21:45:17Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Kudaku wrote:</div><blockquote>• There's a magical item called a <i>preyfinder</i>. It works like a tracking device! </blockquote><p>That'll come in handy exploring the Silver Mount:
<p><b>Alain</b>: {<i>reading preyfinder</i>} "9 meters. 7. 6."
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<b>Merisiel</b>: "That can't be; that's inside the room."</p>Kudaku wrote:* There's a magical item called a preyfinder. It works like a tracking device!
That'll come in handy exploring the Silver Mount: Alain: {reading preyfinder} "9 meters. 7. 6."
Merisiel: "That can't be; that's inside the room."PFC Hudson, USS Sulaco (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2014-08-06T21:45:17ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Help! I'm trapped on Castrovel and I want to go home!PFC Hudson, USS Sulaco (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qq3a?Help-Im-trapped-on-Castrovel-and-I-want-to-go#122014-02-24T18:06:40Z2014-02-24T18:06:40Z<p>Well, make sure you leave a light on, 'cause it'll be dark soon, and grues mostly come at night... mostly.</p>Well, make sure you leave a light on, 'cause it'll be dark soon, and grues mostly come at night... mostly.PFC Hudson, USS Sulaco (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2014-02-24T18:06:40ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Gary Teter asks ALL his questions here!PFC Hudson, USS Sulaco (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q41d&page=7?Gary-Teter-asks-ALL-his-questions-here#3042013-12-22T18:20:20Z2013-12-22T18:20:20Z<p>{<i>bravely decides to quietly panic and cower before the clearly dangerous XenoDoh</i>}</p>{bravely decides to quietly panic and cower before the clearly dangerous XenoDoh}PFC Hudson, USS Sulaco (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2013-12-22T18:20:20ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Gary Teter asks ALL his questions here!PFC Hudson, USS Sulaco (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q41d&page=7?Gary-Teter-asks-ALL-his-questions-here#3012013-12-22T03:31:20Z2013-12-22T03:31:20Z<p>{<i>eyes Play-Doh fearfully</i>} Is this gonna be a standup fight, sir, or another bughunt?</p>{eyes Play-Doh fearfully} Is this gonna be a standup fight, sir, or another bughunt?PFC Hudson, USS Sulaco (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2013-12-22T03:31:20ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Overheard at the Paizo officePFC Hudson, USS Sulaco (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2mjiz&page=81?Overheard-at-the-Paizo-office#40202013-10-08T00:21:12Z2013-10-08T00:21:12Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Readerbreeder wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Sara Marie wrote:</div><blockquote> <b>christopher: </b>we can ignore it until it bites the other foot off. </blockquote>OK, whose animal companion/familiar are we talking about here? </blockquote>{<i>alarmed and agitated</i>} "They're coming outta the walls. They're coming outta the goddamn walls. Let's book!" <div class="messageboard-quotee">Readerbreeder wrote:</div><blockquote>Or were you referring to Cosmo? </blockquote><p>{<i>even more alarmed and agitated</i>} "That's it man, game over man, game over! What the f•@+ are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do?"Readerbreeder wrote:Sara Marie wrote: christopher: we can ignore it until it bites the other foot off.
OK, whose animal companion/familiar are we talking about here? {alarmed and agitated} "They're coming outta the walls. They're coming outta the goddamn walls. Let's book!" Readerbreeder wrote:Or were you referring to Cosmo?
{even more alarmed and agitated} "That's it man, game over man, game over! What the f@*% are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do?"PFC Hudson, USS Sulaco (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2013-10-08T00:21:12Z