Oliver, Plucky Galtan Boy's page

Please sir, may I have a chain saw?

If we don't sing our songs to distract the marks then Master Freehold won't give us our porridge. And we're ever so hungry!

I'd be ever so grateful for some bread and water sir, please.

No I. Galtan it is.

Public Safety Annunciation wrote:

Casual User of FawTl wrote:

captain yesterday wrote:

I passed Monkey for the most aliases, then added on another 6 just to be sure:-D

Your next goal should be getting the most posts, something i'll never accomplish

Be thou warned!

I warneth thee!

Watch me warn! Now watch me nay nay!

Verily, thou canst never, never, never be merely a "casual user" of the dread intoxicant known as Fawtl.

For thou art given a "free sample"

Then, like the silver trout, or azure dolphin, thou art "hooked", and commiteth all manner of gross Depravities to obtain thy "fix"

But lo, it is not enough. Thou needest the "harder stuff". Thy parents weep - bitter tears do they weep - and thy spouses teareth their hair and beateth their breasts, as thou goest unto the General Discussion forum; yea, even unto the Paladin threads dost thou go to post, as the angels of Heaven howl in misery and dread Gehenna quaketh with horror at thine actions.

I can quit anytime I want man, I only do it at parties and stuff

I... I learned it from you!!

Is that why no one will tell me who my Mama was?

I'd like a Potato please, I'm afraid I Min'd my Con when I maxed my Dex, and I'm ever so hungry! At least miss Pitts says if I'm good and don't make waves I can be an Unchained Rogue when I grow up

Is this the Merry Go Round? I'd be ever so grateful for a ride... or a mommy... nevermind this isn't going to stop at all will it...

Oliver, Plucky Galtan Boy wrote:

Daddy! Daddy Freehold? Is..is that you?

I shook down the rubes just like you asked, can.. can I come home now?

hush up now oliver, you know I'm not the only Freehold in the world..

Mother said you'd say that:(

Daddy! Daddy Freehold? Is..is that you?

I shook down the rubes just like you asked, can.. can I come home now?

I hope its soon, i really could use a warm meal and a cot to myself

Galt, Please! i'm ever so hungry

Galt Please!, Ms. Milligree says i'll get a new home if they do cough cough i hope its soon!

Galt, please! i'd be ever so grateful!