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First time entry...and mistakes were made. But this is how we learn, right? (I still can't believe I survived up until the final moment with a typo in it. My shame for that is endless.)

Books of One
Aura moderate evocation; CL 7th
Slot none; Price 12,000 gp; Weight 1 lb.
Description
This unassuming pair of dog-eared tomes appear to be perfect mirrors of one another, including a foreboding dark stain on the fifteenth page.
Any text penned within the pages of one of these books immediately appears on the corresponding page of the other, regardless of distance. Spells specifically targeting the written word, books, or parchment such as erase, illusory script, or secret page have their effects bilocated; the same spell existing on both pages of the pair. Such effects end immediately if they are no longer present in both books of one.
Due to their dual nature, holding one of the pair functions as a “possession or garment” physical connection for the purposes of scrying attempts to discern the owner of the other.
Construction
Requirements Craft Wondrous Item, sending Cost 6,000 gp

I don't know if anyone's seen this yet but this just went up:

Paizo Apologies to the Voters for the Delay.

I had no idea I could be disappointed by an item not incorporating a "Doom Anus/Multifunctional Sex Hole/Urethra" until I saw your item's name that had nothing to do with your item.

I am not proud. Because I like the item. I just....your name is a gross, gross tease.

Oh you beautiful joke item. As this is my 1st RPGSS, I didn't now I was ALLOWED to love you until you survived a few of the Culls. Marry me, Joke item. Our kids will be beautiful.

OhGodTheRats wrote:

the heart wants what the heart wants.

Blood ?

And Sharks! And maybe Booze.

I can't be the only one planning on using the vote button as a Random Treasure Generator, can I?

I have a one-shot Friday and I am just enough of a sadist/masochist that this feels like a good idea. I know that can't be right. But the heart wants what the heart wants.

I have no idea if this is the right place for this because I'm super green to these forums but so be it.
I've read enough jokes about Bad Item Bingo (or "Frequently Over-Submitted Bingo?) and while I'm sure it exists somewhere already & you forum regulars have an app going right now, I went ahead and doodled a bit this morning. For kicks. I needed a warm-up. Don't judge me.

Click Here: Jared's goofy RPG Superstar Bingo Thingie.

Enjoy...and/or forgive me if this isn't the place to post such a thing.
-Jared
"who thinks the snark thread may be the best thing he's seen in a while"

You made a stealth item that glows in the dark.

Tolkien would approve.

There are better ways to tell your wife what you want her to wear on Sexy Sunday than making an item for RPGSS.
It also doesn't help that this item is for men & women but well, not according to the author. Who has...opinions.

As a neonate of this contest, I positively love this thread. I thought having your creative baby stabbed a few times by the peanut gallery was part of the fun of being a freelancer.
On Topic:

I'm not sure how you put a can inside another can that was inside a box that turned out to be a can, but well played.