paizo.com Favorited Posts by Muserpaizo.com Favorited Posts by Muser2023-08-26T07:39:53Z2023-08-26T07:39:53ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: Curse of the Crimson Throne Revised Extended Hardcover legal?Muserhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2v1yh?Curse-of-the-Crimson-Throne-Revised-Extended#62018-04-13T21:57:33Z2018-04-13T13:58:23Z<p>I definitely support adding Kyton eidolons at least. No reason to have such an iconic Paizo outsider restricted. Beyond that, maybe shoanti war paints? The rest of the appendix section is mostly diseases, poisons and artifacts.</p>I definitely support adding Kyton eidolons at least. No reason to have such an iconic Paizo outsider restricted. Beyond that, maybe shoanti war paints? The rest of the appendix section is mostly diseases, poisons and artifacts.Muser2018-04-13T13:58:23ZRe: Forums: GM Discussion: # 9 - 07 Salvation of the SagesMuserhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uou1&page=6?-9-07-Salvation-of-the-Sages#2762018-02-18T06:59:15Z2018-02-17T23:28:51Z<p>This was a fun romp even though my Osirion/Scarab Sages devotee(ekujae inquisitrix of Abadar) retired in Beacon Below years ago.</p>
<p>And what a whompy boss! Dazed and 8 negative levels(<i>enervation</i> crit!) before I get an action in just screams badass to me.</p>This was a fun romp even though my Osirion/Scarab Sages devotee(ekujae inquisitrix of Abadar) retired in Beacon Below years ago.
And what a whompy boss! Dazed and 8 negative levels(enervation crit!) before I get an action in just screams badass to me.Muser2018-02-17T23:28:51ZRe: Forums: Starfinder Society: Weapons checkMuserhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uvjo?Weapons-check#242018-02-17T08:03:51Z2018-02-16T22:42:53Z<p>[-701] <i>defiant azimuth artillery laser</i>, tactical knife and 90 ft of telepathy. Waiting for more money to buy an x-gen gun.</p>
<p>[-702] <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tau_Cross#/media/File:San-Anton-Tau-Cross.jpg" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Tau croce</a> hued in <a href="https://youtu.be/P5QYav5NV6A?t=34m10s" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">burning darkness</a>. And a starknife for cosplaying a desnite instead of nyarlathite.</p>
<p>[-703] I'm at a loss, but kinda thinking about an electrovore glove.</p>[-701] defiant azimuth artillery laser, tactical knife and 90 ft of telepathy. Waiting for more money to buy an x-gen gun.
[-702] Tau croce hued in burning darkness. And a starknife for cosplaying a desnite instead of nyarlathite.
[-703] I'm at a loss, but kinda thinking about an electrovore glove.Muser2018-02-16T22:42:53ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: Starfinder Society Scenario #1-14: Star Sugar Heartlove!!!Forholt (alias of Muser)https://paizo.com/products/btpy9zjx/discuss?Starfinder-Society-Scenario-114-Star-Sugar-Heartlove#32018-03-14T15:26:28Z2018-02-12T15:44:54Z<p>I sold the single...</p>
<p>•turns Apostaen drow death-grind up to 11•</p>
<p>...for more guns!</p>
<p>But I'm always ready for more exo-guarding.</p>I sold the single...
*turns Apostaen drow death-grind up to 11*
...for more guns!
But I'm always ready for more exo-guarding.Forholt (alias of Muser)2018-02-12T15:44:54ZRe: Forums: Movies: Star Wars The Last JediMuserhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u4y3&page=19?Star-Wars-The-Last-Jedi#9352018-01-05T07:44:17Z2018-01-04T19:25:08Z<p>I can't but agree with BNW, this movie's story was a dissappointment. But discussing it as such just brings out the fanpeople. Kinda feels like Batman v. Superman in that regard. I'm sure once the wow factor wears off in a few months, many will agree.</p>
<p>Anyhow, good, bad and whatnot:</p>
<p>• Both Driver and Ridley finally acting their hearts out. Their interplay was good and made the throne room scene all the better.</p>
<p>• Getting rid of Snoke was a good move. He was terribad and had no presence and no story.</p>
<p>• Wasting Laura f~$@ing Dern on some two-bit tearjerker moment when she had a perfect opportunity to replace Leia was a cheap move. I mean, I didn't expect Inland Empire or something, but come the nerf on!</p>
<p>• Good visual flair in that tearjerker though. Good visuals throughout actually. It had no Bespin with its glorious overdesigned decks, but hey, modern Hollywood.</p>
<p>• Porgs=!!! Porgs in space combat=eh.</p>
<p>• None of the new ships were interesting enough. An effort was made, unlike in TFA, but some distinct oomph was needed. Ship porn! Flying totalitarian space wedges and sleek retroscifi Jetsons fighters where you at?!</p>
<p>• Their depiction of Jedi was wrong. "Dark" vs "Light" is an entirely EU thing, whereas in the movies dark side was what those who used the universe's quintessential life for their own lulz were called and the jedi order went out of their way to hunt them because the dark side was an existential perversion, not because doing so would be a good thing. The Force just is. It's the natural state of things and does not discriminate and turning it into a yin and yang thing is a gross misinterpretation.</p>
<p>Argh, Muser must digress! In closing I liked it more than TFA, but far less than Rogue One.</p>I can't but agree with BNW, this movie's story was a dissappointment. But discussing it as such just brings out the fanpeople. Kinda feels like Batman v. Superman in that regard. I'm sure once the wow factor wears off in a few months, many will agree.
Anyhow, good, bad and whatnot:
* Both Driver and Ridley finally acting their hearts out. Their interplay was good and made the throne room scene all the better.
* Getting rid of Snoke was a good move. He was terribad and had no presence and...Muser2018-01-04T19:25:08ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: A Scene from Compton’s WorkshopMuserhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2usnd?A-Scene-from-Compton-s-Workshop#112017-12-26T14:20:56Z2017-12-25T21:16:20Z<p>Joyous festivos!</p>
<p>Take it easy on the 'nog!</p>Joyous festivos!
Take it easy on the 'nog!Muser2017-12-25T21:16:20ZRe: Forums: Starfinder Society: Paizo Blog: The Starfinder Society & The Lorespire ComplexMuserhttps://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo5lk4b?The-Starfinder-Society-The-Lorespire-Complex#122017-09-19T15:10:09Z2017-09-15T15:07:46Z<p>You had me at Long Walk.</p>You had me at Long Walk.Muser2017-09-15T15:07:46ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: Pathfinder Society Scenario #9-06: The Shores of Heaven PDFMuserhttps://paizo.com/products/btpy9weq/discuss?Pathfinder-Society-Scenario-906-The-Shores-of-Heaven#72018-07-13T14:14:19Z2017-09-14T15:48:55Z<p>Why so low a tier? Thralls was 5-9, so almost no one in-universe will be familiar with Valais. I'm a tad disappointed.</p>Why so low a tier? Thralls was 5-9, so almost no one in-universe will be familiar with Valais. I'm a tad disappointed.Muser2017-09-14T15:48:55ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: Paizo Blog: OPC Log — 3 Gozran 4717Muserhttps://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo5ljpk?OPC-Log-3-Gozran-4717#272017-04-04T18:05:30Z2017-04-04T16:23:00Z<p>Lovi, grats on the 5th estrella, mi amiga.</p>
<p>You others are buen too, si.</p>Lovi, grats on the 5th estrella, mi amiga.
You others are buen too, si.Muser2017-04-04T16:23:00ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: A request for phonetic spellings of complicated NPC and location namesMuserhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u9ap?A-request-for-phonetic-spellings-of#32017-03-28T22:44:17Z2017-03-27T10:10:26Z<p>Anglophonic weaklings. Kopparberget or bust!</p>Anglophonic weaklings. Kopparberget or bust!Muser2017-03-27T10:10:26ZRe: Forums: Ironfang Invasion: Paizo Blog: Come to the Phaendar Market Festival!Muserhttps://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo5ljoo?Come-to-the-Phaendar-Market-Festival#112017-03-23T20:11:55Z2017-03-23T18:48:08Z<p>It seems Rhyna and Jet are about to hit the terminal stage of Joker Toxin, poor dears.</p>It seems Rhyna and Jet are about to hit the terminal stage of Joker Toxin, poor dears.Muser2017-03-23T18:48:08ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: Petition to allow Bladed BrushMuserhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u92r?Petition-to-allow-Bladed-Brush#142017-03-26T05:33:40Z2017-03-23T10:28:51Z<p>I honestly thought this feat had something to do with the iron brush weapon from UC and got excited!</p>
<p>Barbarian with Craft(hemocalligraphy)!</p>I honestly thought this feat had something to do with the iron brush weapon from UC and got excited!
Barbarian with Craft(hemocalligraphy)!Muser2017-03-23T10:28:51ZRe: Forums: Starfinder General Discussion: Paizo Blog: Unveiling a New Starfinder Race: The Vesk!Muserhttps://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo5ljo0?Unveiling-a-New-Starfinder-Race-The-Vesk#192017-03-16T08:27:53Z2017-03-15T20:21:29Z<p>Intoducing the "The Toilets!"</p>
<p>Nah, I'm just happy about space lizardfolk.</p>Intoducing the "The Toilets!"
Nah, I'm just happy about space lizardfolk.Muser2017-03-15T20:21:29ZRe: Forums: GM Discussion: #3-22 The Rats of Round Mountain, Part II: Pagoda of the Rat SPOILERSMuserhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2plv3?322-The-Rats-of-Round-Mountain-Part-II-Pagoda#252017-03-15T01:26:12Z2017-03-14T12:29:23Z<p>Your guess is as good as mine. I recall putting it near the northeast corner of the cave.</p>Your guess is as good as mine. I recall putting it near the northeast corner of the cave.Muser2017-03-14T12:29:23ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: You know you're in trouble when you get to the table and...Muserhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qnjr&page=46?You-know-youre-in-trouble-when-you-get-to-the#22692017-12-26T21:13:55Z2017-03-07T09:00:36Z<p>...two are dead before you even land on Sevenfinger's Tomb.</p>...two are dead before you even land on Sevenfinger's Tomb.Muser2017-03-07T09:00:36ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: PFS Postmortem: TPKs -- What went wrong?Muserhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u6jz&page=3?PFS-Postmortem-TPKs-What-went-wrong#1182017-02-27T04:43:51Z2017-02-26T12:47:43Z<p>I've yet to run a tpk, but there have been two very close calls. Naturally, those two were in Six Seconds to TPK and in TPK from the Sands!</p>
<p>In my 106 credits, I think I've killed 16 characters, 2 familiars, 6 animal companions and one shadowdancer's shadow. Life's cheap, particularily versus mummies.</p>
<p>On the side of the players, one particularily BS adventure comes to mind. It wasn't a tpk at all, but we had to struggle through aquatic power attack constrict monsters, wights, swarms, advanced necrophidii, a large air elemental and a caster summoning orcas. It was just pure de Sade all around. Sometimes on water.</p>I've yet to run a tpk, but there have been two very close calls. Naturally, those two were in Six Seconds to TPK and in TPK from the Sands!
In my 106 credits, I think I've killed 16 characters, 2 familiars, 6 animal companions and one shadowdancer's shadow. Life's cheap, particularily versus mummies.
On the side of the players, one particularily BS adventure comes to mind. It wasn't a tpk at all, but we had to struggle through aquatic power attack constrict monsters, wights, swarms,...Muser2017-02-26T12:47:43ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: Paizo Blog: Adventures in the IslesMuserhttps://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo5ljk5?Adventures-in-the-Isles#362017-02-21T23:21:45Z2017-02-21T18:06:21Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Leg o' Lamb wrote:</div><blockquote>wangs</blockquote><p>heheLeg o' Lamb wrote:wangs
heheMuser2017-02-21T18:06:21ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: You know you're in trouble when you get to the table and...Muserhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qnjr&page=43?You-know-youre-in-trouble-when-you-get-to-the#21422017-03-03T06:00:10Z2017-01-12T15:51:56Z<p>...our egress from the Dancing Hut is welcomed by whistling death from distant grenade launchers.</p>
<p>The group's bloodrager uses <i>cheetah's sprint</i> to pounce 280 feet into the midst of rifle troops, gets hit by rifles, bayonets, a frag grenade, a whole goddamn minefield and the entrails of screaming russians.</p>
<p>Then the metal wagon we had assumed was some kind of building opens fire with its howitzer and machine guns.</p>
<p>Welcome to Siberia, comrades.</p>...our egress from the Dancing Hut is welcomed by whistling death from distant grenade launchers.
The group's bloodrager uses cheetah's sprint to pounce 280 feet into the midst of rifle troops, gets hit by rifles, bayonets, a frag grenade, a whole goddamn minefield and the entrails of screaming russians.
Then the metal wagon we had assumed was some kind of building opens fire with its howitzer and machine guns.
Welcome to Siberia, comrades.Muser2017-01-12T15:51:56ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: Ninjas with Rogue archetypes in PFS?Muserhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u31a?Ninjas-with-Rogue-archetypes-in-PFS#182016-12-27T05:34:33Z2016-12-27T05:29:31Z<p>There's also the Hunting Serpent archetype from Villain Codex.</p>There's also the Hunting Serpent archetype from Villain Codex.Muser2016-12-27T05:29:31ZRe: Forums: GM Discussion: Malaria in Segang ExpeditionMuserhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u2ex?Malaria-in-Segang-Expedition#22016-12-12T04:51:46Z2016-12-11T23:18:20Z<p>That sounds like obvious circumstance bonus terroritory! Something like +2 for the mud cover. You can't cover your orifices afterall.</p>That sounds like obvious circumstance bonus terroritory! Something like +2 for the mud cover. You can't cover your orifices afterall.Muser2016-12-11T23:18:20ZRe: Forums: Rules Questions: Rules Debate: Resolution QuestionMuserhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u1ly?Rules-Debate-Resolution-Question#22016-11-29T17:43:57Z2016-11-29T14:29:13Z<p>Just have him read spellstrike's writeup:</p>
<div class="messageboard-quotee">SRD on Spellstrike wrote:</div><blockquote>At 2nd level, whenever a magus casts a spell with a range of “touch” from the magus spell list, he can deliver the spell through any weapon he is wielding as part of a melee attack. Instead of the free melee touch attack normally allowed to deliver the spell, <b>a magus can make one free melee attack with his weapon (at his highest base attack bonus) as part of casting this spell. If successful, this melee attack deals its normal damage as well as the effects of the spell. If the magus makes this attack in concert with spell combat, this melee attack takes all the penalties accrued by spell combat melee attacks.</b></blockquote><p>Indeed, understanding how this ability functions is pretty integral to understanding the magus. Just have him read it over.
<p>It's the same thing with say an ectoplasmatist spiritualist:</p>
<p>So my ninth level spiritualist casts <i>brand</i>, uses ectoplasmic combat and activates his haste boots for an attack routine of +15/+15/+15/+10. He can't two-hand the weapon, because the spell takes a hand to use, but may deliver all the attacks with the same weapon(so, a +2 ectoplasmic lash with <i>mindshock</i>, <i>vicious</i> and <i>corrosive</i> on).</p>Just have him read spellstrike's writeup:
SRD on Spellstrike wrote:At 2nd level, whenever a magus casts a spell with a range of “touch” from the magus spell list, he can deliver the spell through any weapon he is wielding as part of a melee attack. Instead of the free melee touch attack normally allowed to deliver the spell, a magus can make one free melee attack with his weapon (at his highest base attack bonus) as part of casting this spell. If successful, this melee attack deals its...Muser2016-11-29T14:29:13ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: PFS Holiday Themed Month (Dec) -- Module and Scenario ideas neededMuserhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u11u?PFS-Holiday-Themed-Month-Module-and#52017-01-23T12:59:02Z2016-11-21T01:07:44Z<p>The problem's that Golarion's got no direct equivalent to X-mas. There's <a href="http://pathfinderwiki.com/wiki/Crystalhue" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Crystalhue</a>, sure, but it's a different beast.</p>
<p>With that in mind, I think I'll contribute scenarios with goodwill, marriage and forgiveness in their centre(YMMV, of course):</p>
<p>S01-13: The Prince of Augustana
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S01-27: Our Lady of Silver
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S01-50: Fortune's Blight
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S02-03: The Rebel's Ransom
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S03-02: Sewer Dragons of Absalom
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S04-01: Rise of the Goblin Guild
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S04-09: The Blakros Matrimony (DUH!)
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S04-19: The Night March of Kalkamedes
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S05-02: Wardstone Patrol
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S05-03: The Hellknight's Feast
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S06-15: The Overflow Archives
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S07-05: School of Spirits
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S07-08: To Judge a Soul Part II - Karma Reclaimed
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S08-02: Ward Asunder</p>
<p>Most of these can kick your ass too so good fare in any case.</p>The problem's that Golarion's got no direct equivalent to X-mas. There's Crystalhue, sure, but it's a different beast.
With that in mind, I think I'll contribute scenarios with goodwill, marriage and forgiveness in their centre(YMMV, of course):
S01-13: The Prince of Augustana
S01-27: Our Lady of Silver
S01-50: Fortune's Blight
S02-03: The Rebel's Ransom
S03-02: Sewer Dragons of Absalom
S04-01: Rise of the Goblin Guild
S04-09: The Blakros Matrimony (DUH!)
S04-19: The Night March of...Muser2016-11-21T01:07:44ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: is there any schedule planned for additional content/clarificaions?Muserhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tzu7?is-there-any-schedule-planned-for-additional#82016-11-02T20:35:57Z2016-11-02T20:15:34Z<p>Improved Hangover? Is that like a hangover but dire or like a hangover but in a jacuzzi?</p>Improved Hangover? Is that like a hangover but dire or like a hangover but in a jacuzzi?Muser2016-11-02T20:15:34ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: Dumb Question About XPMuserhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tzey?Dumb-Question-About-XP#252016-11-05T12:01:53Z2016-10-28T14:41:54Z<p>Got me a character with ranks in Profession(overlord) and one with Craft (dungeon) and Profession (BBEG) because, after conquering The Emerald Spire, he figured the society might need a training ground for spelunkers. His Country Estate is an Abraxan Temple under which are descending dungeon levels where his Foreign Contacts (a roper, a troglodyte leader, etc) serve as minibosses.</p>Got me a character with ranks in Profession(overlord) and one with Craft (dungeon) and Profession (BBEG) because, after conquering The Emerald Spire, he figured the society might need a training ground for spelunkers. His Country Estate is an Abraxan Temple under which are descending dungeon levels where his Foreign Contacts (a roper, a troglodyte leader, etc) serve as minibosses.Muser2016-10-28T14:41:54ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: You know you're in trouble when you get to the table and...Muserhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qnjr&page=41?You-know-youre-in-trouble-when-you-get-to-the#20332016-10-10T01:07:01Z2016-10-10T01:00:10Z<p>...and the session starts with a demilich boss fight.</p>
<p>10/24, why u is still so far away :S</p>...and the session starts with a demilich boss fight.
10/24, why u is still so far away :SMuser2016-10-10T01:00:10ZRe: Forums: Curse of the Crimson Throne: Paizo Blog: Curse of the Crimson Throne is Back!Muserhttps://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo5lj48?Curse-of-the-Crimson-Throne-is-Back#332016-09-30T08:37:46Z2016-09-28T11:59:37Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">MassivePauldrons wrote:</div><blockquote> Lem has some +1 impervious adamantine balls facing down those grey maidens with just his trusty flute. </blockquote><p>Going by Ileosa's dress, that Lem is a 14th level Scarwall-wizened badass facing a troop of 5th level fighters. He'll be fine.MassivePauldrons wrote:Lem has some +1 impervious adamantine balls facing down those grey maidens with just his trusty flute.
Going by Ileosa's dress, that Lem is a 14th level Scarwall-wizened badass facing a troop of 5th level fighters. He'll be fine.Muser2016-09-28T11:59:37ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: Paizo Blog: Pathfinder Society Retail Incentive Program Announced!Muserhttps://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo5lj4b&page=2?Pathfinder-Society-Retail-Incentive-Program#562018-06-03T07:06:22Z2016-09-27T03:37:45Z<p>Dies at the end!</p>Dies at the end!Muser2016-09-27T03:37:45ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: What do you keep handy in your haversack?Muserhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2twko?What-do-you-keep-handy-in-your-haversack#32016-09-17T03:26:21Z2016-09-15T12:17:55Z<p>I don't buy handy haversacks or bags of holding at all, I never make characters with Str dumps, so there's almost never a need. Now, Pathfinder pouches, those are pretty great.</p>I don't buy handy haversacks or bags of holding at all, I never make characters with Str dumps, so there's almost never a need. Now, Pathfinder pouches, those are pretty great.Muser2016-09-15T12:17:55ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: You know you're in trouble when you get to the table and...Muserhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qnjr&page=38?You-know-youre-in-trouble-when-you-get-to-the#18632016-09-14T22:09:47Z2016-09-13T10:14:32Z<p>Yeah, that scenario is pretty notorious in these parts.</p>
<p>It's otherwise ridiculously easy, so I can understand your GM's confusion. Fortunately, there are always new lvl 1's.</p>Yeah, that scenario is pretty notorious in these parts.
It's otherwise ridiculously easy, so I can understand your GM's confusion. Fortunately, there are always new lvl 1's.Muser2016-09-13T10:14:32ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: You know you're in trouble when you get to the table and...Muserhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qnjr&page=38?You-know-youre-in-trouble-when-you-get-to-the#18592016-09-13T03:27:00Z2016-09-13T00:34:33Z<p>I cast <i>create greater undead</i> on this thread. A morgh thread!</p>
<p>•••••••••</p>
<p>...when you get to the table and the gm complains it took 7 books• to get the conversion he wanted out of a juju zombie fighter.</p>
<p>Mind you, that might have been a tad overkill.</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>
<p>•••••••••</p>
<p>...and half the table is sneezing and coughing and you realize you forgot pack a coat in September.</p>
<p>••••••••• (what the tit is this and why am I doing it? Anyone?)</p>
<p>...and there's the <i>Occult Bestiary</i> proudly on display.</p>I cast create greater undead on this thread. A morgh thread!
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...when you get to the table and the gm complains it took 7 books* to get the conversion he wanted out of a juju zombie fighter.
Mind you, that might have been a tad overkill.
[Spoiler omitted]
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...and half the table is sneezing and coughing and you realize you forgot pack a coat in September.
********* (what the tit is this and why am I doing it? Anyone?)
...and there's the Occult Bestiary proudly on...Muser2016-09-13T00:34:33ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: Paizo Blog: Familiar Places, New AdventuresMuserhttps://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo5lj36&page=2?Familiar-Places-New-Adventures#772018-07-10T15:55:26Z2016-09-09T20:59:02Z<p>Just for posterity, and to play down my Finnish keenness for martyrdom, I support giving GM's more chances for replay. Just practicing the general negativity Finns are wont to do, is all.</p>Just for posterity, and to play down my Finnish keenness for martyrdom, I support giving GM's more chances for replay. Just practicing the general negativity Finns are wont to do, is all.Muser2016-09-09T20:59:02ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: Post your crazy elemental kin concepts hereMuserhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tw4n?Post-your-crazy-elemental-kin-concepts-here#82016-09-09T04:23:52Z2016-09-08T23:12:14Z<p>I've yet to formally de-blobify him(tentative gender), but my Undine Hydrokineticist is going to be an Osiriani noble whose lineage goes so far back into antiquity that his "undineness" is a direct result of early Garundi experiments into the nature of elements. The following passage is pretty cool:
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<div class="messageboard-quotee">People of the Sands via PFWiki wrote:</div><blockquote><br />
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The earliest known geniekin were not descended from genies at all, but from Ancient Osirian humans who performed magical rituals to infuse themselves with raw elemental essence, giving rise to the ifrit, oread, sylph, and undine races; these geniekin married back into human families, giving rise to elemental bloodlines of sorcerers</blockquote><p>So a legacy that's become manifest. At first I was thinking of making an Ustalavi Bloodkineticist (who's totally not a neckbiter, nope), but something clicked while reading about the Palatine Eye, focus shifted to Osirion and plans changed. Of course the outsiderness is so ancient that he's basically human(racial traits picked to reflect that and all), but I get to play an amphibious one at least!
<p>May feature some tiny Nasuverse bits, what with ancient magical families and magic circuits and so on.</p>I've yet to formally de-blobify him(tentative gender), but my Undine Hydrokineticist is going to be an Osiriani noble whose lineage goes so far back into antiquity that his "undineness" is a direct result of early Garundi experiments into the nature of elements. The following passage is pretty cool:
People of the Sands via PFWiki wrote:The earliest known geniekin were not descended from genies at all, but from Ancient Osirian humans who performed magical rituals to infuse themselves with raw...Muser2016-09-08T23:12:14ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: Terms the guide missed (humorous)Muserhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tu6u&page=4?Terms-the-guide-missed#1672016-09-09T21:00:29Z2016-09-07T12:50:19Z<p>It's a portmanteau of Wounded Wisp and Pig's Pouch - both conflictingly being Society foundations!</p>
<p>"Mid-Scenario Commercial break" is when you forget to update adblocker and Youtube advertises Gatorade between your carefully picked selection of neofolk and ambient.</p>
<p>"Code George I" Permission to nuke the melee, friendly fire be damned.</p>
<p>"The Diatribe" When your gm can't stop theirself from hyping tiers or encounters you missed. "You should have seen this on high tier! I mean, gruddamn! It was on fire and at least colossal"</p>
<p>"Tea ceremony" The confusion breaker. Everybody drink.</p>It's a portmanteau of Wounded Wisp and Pig's Pouch - both conflictingly being Society foundations!
"Mid-Scenario Commercial break" is when you forget to update adblocker and Youtube advertises Gatorade between your carefully picked selection of neofolk and ambient.
"Code George I" Permission to nuke the melee, friendly fire be damned.
"The Diatribe" When your gm can't stop theirself from hyping tiers or encounters you missed. "You should have seen this on high tier! I mean, gruddamn! It...Muser2016-09-07T12:50:19ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: How can PathfinderWiki help Pathfinder Society?Muserhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tvs1?How-can-PathfinderWiki-help-Pathfinder-Society#42016-11-01T17:46:38Z2016-09-03T21:58:02Z<p>I've stopped using the wiki for the most part. It's a great site, but it also keeps spoiling me constantly.</p>
<p>Examples:</p>
<p>Two clicks to take you from Hold of Belkzen article to an AP boss reveal.
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Scrolling down an area article spoils Emerald Spire entirely.
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An article about robots(iirc) gives away a million things about Iron Gods.</p>
<p>etc.</p>
<p>Spoiler tag that crap! If your contributors recite AP volumes as sources, for instance, enable some kind of instant tagging e.g "this article uses Irongfang Invasion part III - Even Moar Hobgolins as a source" or restrict spoilers to a separate block of text transparently marked as such.</p>I've stopped using the wiki for the most part. It's a great site, but it also keeps spoiling me constantly.
Examples:
Two clicks to take you from Hold of Belkzen article to an AP boss reveal.
Scrolling down an area article spoils Emerald Spire entirely.
An article about robots(iirc) gives away a million things about Iron Gods.
etc.
Spoiler tag that crap! If your contributors recite AP volumes as sources, for instance, enable some kind of instant tagging e.g "this article uses Irongfang...Muser2016-09-03T21:58:02ZRe: Forums: GM Discussion: Thornkeep monster question *spoilers*Muserhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tvl4?Thornkeep-monster-question-spoilers#22016-09-01T16:33:35Z2016-08-31T23:10:56Z<p>If you mean who I think you mean, in the original story they could emulate speech via rapid buzzing and clicking. Worked for Akerley, should work for scrolls as well.</p>If you mean who I think you mean, in the original story they could emulate speech via rapid buzzing and clicking. Worked for Akerley, should work for scrolls as well.Muser2016-08-31T23:10:56ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: PFS Halloween Themed Month (Oct) -- Scenario and Module ideas neededMuserhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tvic?PFS-Halloween-Themed-Month-Scenario-and#82016-08-31T21:56:21Z2016-08-30T21:09:20Z<p>#37: Beggar's Pearl
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#4-03: The Golemworks Incident
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#5-23: Cairn of Shadows
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#7-25: Orders from the Gate</p>#37: Beggar's Pearl
#4-03: The Golemworks Incident
#5-23: Cairn of Shadows
#7-25: Orders from the GateMuser2016-08-30T21:09:20ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: Level 12 Character listMuserhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2okt9&page=14?Level-12-Character-list#6642016-08-29T06:47:58Z2016-08-29T01:03:05Z<p>Got a few new seekers to report:</p>
<p>Marchioness <b>Zabaleta</b>, Human Alchemist/Barbarian 12. Owner of a quasi-sentient beer gut, mother of probably a whole lot more, being a brewer an all. Has a railgun, zero pedigree but will travel.</p>
<p><b>Borgus</b>, Half-Orc Oracle of Life 12. Borgus, as all proper healers should, sports a vicious(literally) greataxe and respects the finer things in life. Such as his posse of fans and lickspittles, his alcohol and that the Andoren government still owes him a favor.</p>
<p><b>Ronit</b>, Human Alchemist 12. She's somehow managed to combine both mortal fear of, well, pretty much everything and severe physical mutation. Ronit swears it's all been an accident and that she didn't want 4 arms, a gargoyle appendage, wings and a sentient tumor. </p>
<p>Finally, I fed up with having so many characters on tier 10-11(choosing one to play is a bothersome undertaking everytime) and gave my merc his final exp via gm chronicle:</p>
<p><b>Vittorio d'Auseil</b>, Tiefling Samurai of the Cockatrice. His jaws no longer open, he loves nubile young men, his war camel of death and the smell of fear in the morning. He eats through a straw and just hit old age category. The Society'll be glad to send him somewhere far away and forget to check back.</p>
<p>What a bunch of a-holes.</p>Got a few new seekers to report:
Marchioness Zabaleta, Human Alchemist/Barbarian 12. Owner of a quasi-sentient beer gut, mother of probably a whole lot more, being a brewer an all. Has a railgun, zero pedigree but will travel.
Borgus, Half-Orc Oracle of Life 12. Borgus, as all proper healers should, sports a vicious(literally) greataxe and respects the finer things in life. Such as his posse of fans and lickspittles, his alcohol and that the Andoren government still owes him a favor.
...Muser2016-08-29T01:03:05ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: Terms the guide missed (humorous)Muserhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tu6u&page=3?Terms-the-guide-missed#1062016-08-25T03:39:59Z2016-08-23T19:36:21Z<p>The Kobold tribe is defeated, no thanks to the 4 inept bards who abandoned me, ME, to start a band.</p>The Kobold tribe is defeated, no thanks to the 4 inept bards who abandoned me, ME, to start a band.Muser2016-08-23T19:36:21ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: Badmouthing our bossesMuserhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ts52&page=5?Badmouthing-our-bosses#2442016-08-24T08:05:36Z2016-08-23T17:17:13Z<p>Nah, Drandle is a Master Spy and his Disguise is far too high for some puny ghost skill modifiers. Every time you receive a briefing at the Grand Lodge, be it Ambrus, Shevala or someone else, chances are it's actually just Dreng flexing his Lion Blade subterfuge muscles!</p>Nah, Drandle is a Master Spy and his Disguise is far too high for some puny ghost skill modifiers. Every time you receive a briefing at the Grand Lodge, be it Ambrus, Shevala or someone else, chances are it's actually just Dreng flexing his Lion Blade subterfuge muscles!Muser2016-08-23T17:17:13ZRe: Forums: Advice: [Spoilers] Portent's Peril!Muserhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tumg?Spoilers-Portents-Peril#52016-08-17T16:08:17Z2016-08-17T15:42:55Z<p>NICE SPOILERS</p>
<p>Someone edit the title.</p>NICE SPOILERS
Someone edit the title.Muser2016-08-17T15:42:55ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: Terms the guide missed (humorous)Muserhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tu6u&page=2?Terms-the-guide-missed#622016-08-17T03:50:01Z2016-08-17T00:23:10Z<p>Both allow evil members, both frown upon PVP(AVA, agent vs agent).</p>Both allow evil members, both frown upon PVP(AVA, agent vs agent).Muser2016-08-17T00:23:10ZRe: Forums: Advice: What do I do with a Dhampir Boon?Muserhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tu37?What-do-I-do-with-a-Dhampir-Boon#252016-08-10T09:26:52Z2016-08-10T04:39:30Z<p>I'd just make Kain. There's even a Magus archetype for him. Or for Elric, rather, but same diff.</p>I'd just make Kain. There's even a Magus archetype for him. Or for Elric, rather, but same diff.Muser2016-08-10T04:39:30ZRe: Forums: Rules Questions: Favored Enemy (Native Outsiders)?Muserhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ttuu?Favored-Enemy#82016-08-07T15:43:57Z2016-08-07T14:42:35Z<p>Things an outsider(native) bane weapon is useful for:</p>
<p>• Tieflings, Aasimars, Fetchlings and Geniekin
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• Rakshashas
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• Oni
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• Slaugraks
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• Vargouilles
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• Half-fiends
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• that one evil Garuda!</p>Things an outsider(native) bane weapon is useful for:
* Tieflings, Aasimars, Fetchlings and Geniekin
* Rakshashas
* Oni
* Slaugraks
* Vargouilles
* Half-fiends
* that one evil Garuda!Muser2016-08-07T14:42:35ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: Tien Xia characters and native languagesMuserhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ttpt?Tien-Xia-characters-and-native-languages#32016-09-26T06:12:33Z2016-08-06T15:38:26Z<p>By strict reading your racial language is Draconic. If you had built her based on the Dragon Empires Primer(Gazetteer?) nagaji, it would be Nagaji. I understand the confusion over the plural form in the sentence quoted, but I don't think it's supposed to grant you even more languages.</p>By strict reading your racial language is Draconic. If you had built her based on the Dragon Empires Primer(Gazetteer?) nagaji, it would be Nagaji. I understand the confusion over the plural form in the sentence quoted, but I don't think it's supposed to grant you even more languages.Muser2016-08-06T15:38:26ZRe: Forums: Rules Questions: Native Outsiders FAQMuserhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tse6?Native-Outsiders-FAQ#62016-07-17T06:59:35Z2016-07-17T01:58:38Z<p>It is a common misconception involving a FAQ about outsiders being singularily human-based instead of Elven, dwarven etc which itself was done just to ban small race based native outsiders featured in the "Blood of" books. Unfortunately, the FAQ was worded in a way that caused the misconception AND forgot to include the original question which was solely about playing small outsiders.</p>It is a common misconception involving a FAQ about outsiders being singularily human-based instead of Elven, dwarven etc which itself was done just to ban small race based native outsiders featured in the "Blood of" books. Unfortunately, the FAQ was worded in a way that caused the misconception AND forgot to include the original question which was solely about playing small outsiders.Muser2016-07-17T01:58:38ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: Badmouthing our bossesMuserhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ts52&page=3?Badmouthing-our-bosses#1282016-07-14T14:51:44Z2016-07-14T01:54:44Z<p>I thought Hestram was one of the nicer VC's during scenario briefings and his "bear-ing" is hard to forget. Cheerful, to-the-point, and a bit over-bearing(sorry). Then there's his Frozen Fingers posse who are both very memorable.</p>
<p>"A few weeks in the sun, seeing the sights of the desert. A dream assignment."</p>I thought Hestram was one of the nicer VC's during scenario briefings and his "bear-ing" is hard to forget. Cheerful, to-the-point, and a bit over-bearing(sorry). Then there's his Frozen Fingers posse who are both very memorable.
"A few weeks in the sun, seeing the sights of the desert. A dream assignment."Muser2016-07-14T01:54:44ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: Badmouthing our bossesMuserhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ts52?Badmouthing-our-bosses#432016-07-15T17:27:07Z2016-07-13T00:12:49Z<p>Denel Hamshanks, Shevala Iorae and Ms Petulengro pl0x</p>Denel Hamshanks, Shevala Iorae and Ms Petulengro pl0xMuser2016-07-13T00:12:49ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: The Line between Disruptive and RPMuserhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tqsw&page=4?The-Line-between-Disruptive-and-RP#1932016-06-29T13:36:39Z2016-06-29T13:30:36Z<p>There's also a simpler way to give time for RP - don't play in a game store or a con. 6 hours of Haunting of Hinojai? No problem!</p>
<p>And yes, I do realise this isn't viable for everyone, but these internet talks tend to favor hobby shop and online play and ergo overstate time limits and hurry, dropped players, tired or angry GM's etc etc. I mean, I've never had to hurry a game and there's always been time for RP. </p>
<p>This campaign can be such a different experience from venue to venue, so don't shun it before you try!</p>There's also a simpler way to give time for RP - don't play in a game store or a con. 6 hours of Haunting of Hinojai? No problem!
And yes, I do realise this isn't viable for everyone, but these internet talks tend to favor hobby shop and online play and ergo overstate time limits and hurry, dropped players, tired or angry GM's etc etc. I mean, I've never had to hurry a game and there's always been time for RP.
This campaign can be such a different experience from venue to venue, so don't...Muser2016-06-29T13:30:36ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: Paizo Blog: New Adventures to Kick Off SummerVasco Cantige (alias of Muser)https://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo5liwk?New-Adventures-to-Kick-Off-Summer#232016-06-28T15:06:03Z2016-06-28T14:10:14Z<p>Eh wozzit? Th'Nail? They's in Varisia. Ay can giv th'Lictor yer regards - e's on me Crystalhue card list ehehe - but th'Gate's an ent'r diff'rent order, ye geddit?</p>
<p>•staggers off to do Seeking•</p>Eh wozzit? Th'Nail? They's in Varisia. Ay can giv th'Lictor yer regards - e's on me Crystalhue card list ehehe - but th'Gate's an ent'r diff'rent order, ye geddit?
*staggers off to do Seeking*Vasco Cantige (alias of Muser)2016-06-28T14:10:14Z