paizo.com Recent Posts by Mr. Pilkington, Philosoraptorpaizo.com Recent Posts by Mr. Pilkington, Philosoraptor2012-06-09T19:12:17Z2012-06-09T19:12:17ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLMr. Pilkington, Philosoraptor (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=5251?Deep-6-FaWtL#2625072021-04-18T04:01:44Z2021-04-17T15:34:03Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Vidmaster7 wrote:</div><blockquote> The whole thing was in my car so pants weren't required. </blockquote><p>I guess technically you were wearing the car as your pants. Which is a pretty damn American thing to do.Vidmaster7 wrote:The whole thing was in my car so pants weren't required.
I guess technically you were wearing the car as your pants. Which is a pretty damn American thing to do.Mr. Pilkington, Philosoraptor (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2021-04-17T15:34:03ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: DungeonmasterCal's House of RespiteMr. Pilkington, Philosoraptor (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs42eu1&page=118?DungeonmasterCals-House-of-Respite#58572021-02-22T15:11:44Z2021-02-21T23:54:39Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">quibblemuch wrote:</div><blockquote> At this point it's starting to look like an experiment. Like some angry, vengeful toddler god is just poking humanity and poking humanity and poking humanity... until finally we snap. </blockquote><p>Do you suppose the people who get wished into the cornfield are at least warmer there?quibblemuch wrote:At this point it's starting to look like an experiment. Like some angry, vengeful toddler god is just poking humanity and poking humanity and poking humanity... until finally we snap.
Do you suppose the people who get wished into the cornfield are at least warmer there?Mr. Pilkington, Philosoraptor (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2021-02-21T23:54:39ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLMr. Pilkington, Philosoraptor (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=5196?Deep-6-FaWtL#2597862021-02-12T13:27:06Z2021-02-11T21:47:24Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Scintillae wrote:</div><blockquote> "Gatsby had extreme psychopathic tendies." </blockquote><p>How do know if your chicken tenders are psychopathic? Do they taste different?
<p>Edit: Nuts. Dang ninja angels.</p>Scintillae wrote:"Gatsby had extreme psychopathic tendies."
How do know if your chicken tenders are psychopathic? Do they taste different? Edit: Nuts. Dang ninja angels.Mr. Pilkington, Philosoraptor (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2021-02-11T21:47:24ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Late Night Forum with Vidmaster7Mr. Pilkington, Philosoraptor (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs42meg&page=32?Late-Night-Forum-with-Vidmaster7#15802019-10-22T03:53:54Z2019-10-21T13:47:54Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Vidmaster7 wrote:</div><blockquote> Well for my job I am currently still waiting on my replacement who has been bare minimum 15 minutes later every day for the last month so :( </blockquote><p>If you keep arriving cumulatively later for long enough, eventually you start arriving early?Vidmaster7 wrote:Well for my job I am currently still waiting on my replacement who has been bare minimum 15 minutes later every day for the last month so :(
If you keep arriving cumulatively later for long enough, eventually you start arriving early?Mr. Pilkington, Philosoraptor (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2019-10-21T13:47:54ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLMr. Pilkington, Philosoraptor (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=4524?Deep-6-FaWtL#2261562019-06-02T03:18:33Z2019-06-02T03:17:48Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Woran wrote:</div><blockquote><p> I have demonstrated to many people today that you can operate a touch screen with a banana.
</p>
Its a fun party trick. </blockquote><p>Yeah, but fingers are cheaper. A banana costs what, $10 each?Woran wrote:I have demonstrated to many people today that you can operate a touch screen with a banana.
Its a fun party trick.
Yeah, but fingers are cheaper. A banana costs what, $10 each?Mr. Pilkington, Philosoraptor (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2019-06-02T03:17:48ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Overheard at the Paizo officeMr. Pilkington, Philosoraptor (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2mjiz&page=183?Overheard-at-the-Paizo-office#91012019-02-04T11:38:15Z2019-02-03T19:22:15Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Feros wrote:</div><blockquote> I wonder if the rest of the office staff would organize some form of danegeld to keep Jason and his raiders at bay. </blockquote><p>That would be <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dane-geld_(poem)" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">unwise</a>.Feros wrote:I wonder if the rest of the office staff would organize some form of danegeld to keep Jason and his raiders at bay.
That would be unwise.Mr. Pilkington, Philosoraptor (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2019-02-03T19:22:15ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Things the neural network saidMr. Pilkington, Philosoraptor (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2v6mm?Things-the-neural-network-said#372018-06-13T19:14:31Z2018-06-13T14:45:58Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">The Sideromancer wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Gary Teter wrote:</div><blockquote><p> 10th epoch</p>
<p>"Your fair maiden," said Mareshka. "That will damp him . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "
<br />
</blockquote>Did the bot actually put in that many periods? It must really like dramatic pauses. </blockquote><p>Ooo, unstoppable force vs immovable object: Is there a bot trained to be so scene-chewingly overdramatic (i.e. ShatBot) that not even the Shat himself can talk it into self-destructing?The Sideromancer wrote:Gary Teter wrote:10th epoch
"Your fair maiden," said Mareshka. "That will damp him . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "
Did the bot actually put in that many periods? It must really like dramatic pauses. Ooo, unstoppable force vs immovable object: Is there a bot trained to be so scene-chewingly overdramatic (i.e. ShatBot) that not even the Shat himself can talk it into self-destructing?Mr. Pilkington, Philosoraptor (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2018-06-13T14:45:58ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLMr. Pilkington, Philosoraptor (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3842?Deep-6-FaWtL#1920762018-05-19T07:11:37Z2018-05-18T23:54:16Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">captain yesterday wrote:</div><blockquote> It turns out asphalted shoes are slightly slippery on asphalt, so the plan is to wear my shoes on a rainy day, dangle a stuffed animal in front of the dog and see if I can't shoe surf as he pulls me along by his leash. </blockquote><p>Can you just buy a pair of shoes several sizes larger and wear them over your newfangled asphalt shoes?
<p>Also, "asphalt shoes" sounds like Mark Hamill's Joker mobster-buried you under a newly paved road and then put up a <a href="https://c8.alamy.com/comp/DYT934/hidden-dip-road-sign-DYT934.jpg" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">little sign</a> to commemorate it.</p>captain yesterday wrote:It turns out asphalted shoes are slightly slippery on asphalt, so the plan is to wear my shoes on a rainy day, dangle a stuffed animal in front of the dog and see if I can't shoe surf as he pulls me along by his leash.
Can you just buy a pair of shoes several sizes larger and wear them over your newfangled asphalt shoes? Also, "asphalt shoes" sounds like Mark Hamill's Joker mobster-buried you under a newly paved road and then put up a little sign to commemorate it.Mr. Pilkington, Philosoraptor (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2018-05-18T23:54:16ZRe: Forums: Third-Party Starfinder Products: Rogue Genius Games Does StarfinderMr. Pilkington, Philosoraptor (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u56y&page=2?Rogue-Genius-Games-Does-Starfinder#692017-07-29T17:01:48Z2017-07-29T17:01:48Z<p><i>Do Technomantic Flumphs Dream of Electronic Waffles</i>?</p>Do Technomantic Flumphs Dream of Electronic Waffles?Mr. Pilkington, Philosoraptor (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2017-07-29T17:01:48ZRe: Forums: Starfinder General Discussion: Paizo Blog: Meet the Iconics: QuigMr. Pilkington, Philosoraptor (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo5ljx2&page=2?Meet-the-Iconics-Quig#952017-07-11T20:51:21Z2017-06-29T02:43:16Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Owen K. C. Stephens wrote:</div><blockquote> And all the existing classes have small arms proficiency, in any case. </blockquote><p><span class=tiny>There's a T-Rex joke in there somewhere.</span>
<p>—-</p>
<p>I really like Quig, he reminds me a bit of <i>Farscape</i>'s Chiana in being an inquisitive, highly impulsive, pragmatic survivor. Hopefully, he'll soon add a "cupholder" to his <s>DRD</s> drone <s>1812</s> Scout for Chk Chk's cradle-jar.</p>Owen K. C. Stephens wrote:And all the existing classes have small arms proficiency, in any case.
There's a T-Rex joke in there somewhere. ---
I really like Quig, he reminds me a bit of Farscape's Chiana in being an inquisitive, highly impulsive, pragmatic survivor. Hopefully, he'll soon add a "cupholder" to his DRD drone 1812 Scout for Chk Chk's cradle-jar.Mr. Pilkington, Philosoraptor (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2017-06-29T02:43:16ZRe: Forums/Paizo: General Discussion: Paizo Blog: Wes's Last WordsMr. Pilkington, Philosoraptor (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo5ljtw&page=3?Wess-Last-Words#1142017-05-20T02:59:25Z2017-05-19T23:55:28Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Jessica Price wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Iammars wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Mike Selinker wrote:</div><blockquote>P.S. The way to tell Wes and Sutter apart is that Wes isn't the one riding naked through Fremont. </blockquote>Wait, what? </blockquote>It is known. </blockquote><p>Sutter also doesn't get <a href="http://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lipa?Wes-Schneider-Urban-Castaway" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">snowed in/trapped at the office</a> <span class=tiny>(or if he has, he's bribed/threatened everyone not to speak of it)</span>.Jessica Price wrote:Iammars wrote: Mike Selinker wrote:P.S. The way to tell Wes and Sutter apart is that Wes isn't the one riding naked through Fremont.
Wait, what? It is known. Sutter also doesn't get snowed in/trapped at the office (or if he has, he's bribed/threatened everyone not to speak of it).Mr. Pilkington, Philosoraptor (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2017-05-19T23:55:28ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Blame *Cosmo* for ALL your problems hereMr. Pilkington, Philosoraptor (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ppag&page=122?Blame-Cosmo-for-ALL-your-problems-here#60892017-03-03T22:58:31Z2017-03-03T19:27:23Z<p>I blame Cosmo that I can't get the phrase "James Baxter" out of my head.</p>I blame Cosmo that I can't get the phrase "James Baxter" out of my head.Mr. Pilkington, Philosoraptor (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2017-03-03T19:27:23ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLMr. Pilkington, Philosoraptor (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=2866?Deep-6-FaWtL#1432612016-06-26T14:08:05Z2016-06-25T07:32:03Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Sharoth wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Chryssalid wrote:</div><blockquote> ~pops up and attacks Sharoth~ </blockquote>~screams like a little girl (dragon), then stomps the bug~ </blockquote><p>{<i>puffs on pipe</i>} I zee. Und how does sat make you veel, Herr Dragon? Vat azpeckt of your pzyche "bugs" you zo?
<p>Aren't you really only tryink to hurt yourzelf? {<i>scribbles note: "<b>Very crazy</b>. Make sure he has a fat insurance policy." </i>}</p>Sharoth wrote:Chryssalid wrote: ~pops up and attacks Sharoth~
~screams like a little girl (dragon), then stomps the bug~ {puffs on pipe} I zee. Und how does sat make you veel, Herr Dragon? Vat azpeckt of your pzyche "bugs" you zo? Aren't you really only tryink to hurt yourzelf? {scribbles note: "Very crazy. Make sure he has a fat insurance policy." }Mr. Pilkington, Philosoraptor (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2016-06-25T07:32:03ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLMr. Pilkington, Philosoraptor (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=2859?Deep-6-FaWtL#1429182016-06-19T17:45:19Z2016-06-19T00:27:06Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Starship Captain Yesterday wrote:</div><blockquote> PLASMA BLADE!!!! </blockquote><p>Hmmm... five robot Yesterdays that combine into Yestertron, Defender of the FaWtLverse?Starship Captain Yesterday wrote:PLASMA BLADE!!!!
Hmmm... five robot Yesterdays that combine into Yestertron, Defender of the FaWtLverse?Mr. Pilkington, Philosoraptor (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2016-06-19T00:27:06ZRe: Forums: Starfinder General Discussion: Classic Aliens you'd like to see?Mr. Pilkington, Philosoraptor (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tq15?Classic-Aliens-youd-like-to-see#462016-06-15T03:19:40Z2016-06-15T03:05:27Z<p>The dinosaur aliens• from the short story, and later <i>Outer Limits</i> TV episode, <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Think_Like_a_Dinosaur_(The_Outer_Limits)" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">"Think Like a Dinosaur"</a> <span class=tiny>(huge spoilers)</span></p>
<p><span class=tiny>• If they did pop-up in <i>Starfinder</i>, they should really be named after <a href="http://paizo.com/people/JamesJacobs" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Jacobsaurus Rex</a> himself.</span></p>The dinosaur aliens* from the short story, and later Outer Limits TV episode, "Think Like a Dinosaur" (huge spoilers)
* If they did pop-up in Starfinder, they should really be named after Jacobsaurus Rex himself.Mr. Pilkington, Philosoraptor (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2016-06-15T03:05:27ZRe: Forums/Paizo: General Discussion: Let's guess James Jacobs' Secret ProjectMr. Pilkington, Philosoraptor (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tb0u&page=8?Lets-guess-James-Jacobs-Secret-Project#3652016-03-15T18:23:05Z2016-03-15T00:33:38Z<p>He's developing a new hybrid of tyrannosaur that gains a stegosaurus spiked tail and replaces the puny arms with utahraptor jaws.</p>He's developing a new hybrid of tyrannosaur that gains a stegosaurus spiked tail and replaces the puny arms with utahraptor jaws.Mr. Pilkington, Philosoraptor (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2016-03-15T00:33:38ZRe: Forums/Paizo: General Discussion: Let's guess James Jacobs' Secret ProjectMr. Pilkington, Philosoraptor (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tb0u&page=5?Lets-guess-James-Jacobs-Secret-Project#2182016-03-05T22:45:53Z2016-02-24T22:44:06Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">shadram wrote:</div><blockquote> Inner Sea Dinosaurs </blockquote><p>Mr. Jacobsaur is writing the script, and any on-set re-writes, for <i>Jurassic World II: To Serve Man</i>.
<p><span class=tiny>Spoiler 1: The dinos win. Chris Pratt is delicious after a nice marinate and slow cooking.</span></p>
<p><span class=tiny>Spoiler 2: The artificial butter served on the popcorn during the premiere will contain a modified retrovirus that rewrites dino DNA into the consumer's own.</span></p>shadram wrote:Inner Sea Dinosaurs
Mr. Jacobsaur is writing the script, and any on-set re-writes, for Jurassic World II: To Serve Man. Spoiler 1: The dinos win. Chris Pratt is delicious after a nice marinate and slow cooking.
Spoiler 2: The artificial butter served on the popcorn during the premiere will contain a modified retrovirus that rewrites dino DNA into the consumer's own.Mr. Pilkington, Philosoraptor (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2016-02-24T22:44:06ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Long hair or short hair....Mr. Pilkington, Philosoraptor (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2slh3&page=6?Long-hair-or-short-hair#2802015-08-13T05:05:24Z2015-08-13T02:54:12Z<p><span class=tiny>This thread transformed into a FaWTL variant so quickly, I hardly even noticed it.</span></p>This thread transformed into a FaWTL variant so quickly, I hardly even noticed it.Mr. Pilkington, Philosoraptor (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2015-08-13T02:54:12ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: Paizo Blog: Occult Adventures Class Preview: The KineticistMr. Pilkington, Philosoraptor (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo5lhr0?Occult-Adventures-Class-Preview-The-Kineticist#442015-07-24T13:20:41Z2015-07-24T13:20:41Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Milo v3 wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Arachnofiend wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Okay, I can't believe I haven't thought to ask this until now, but...</p>
<p>Can a Geokineticist spontaneously create giant statues of themselves? This is definitely the most important aspect of the class-no, the entire book. </blockquote><b>Note to Self:</b> Make the earth elementals my geokineticist summons shaped as statues of my character. </blockquote><p><b>Addendum:</b> Be thankful Alain is a cavalier and not a geokineticist.Milo v3 wrote:Arachnofiend wrote:Okay, I can't believe I haven't thought to ask this until now, but...
Can a Geokineticist spontaneously create giant statues of themselves? This is definitely the most important aspect of the class-no, the entire book.
Note to Self: Make the earth elementals my geokineticist summons shaped as statues of my character. Addendum: Be thankful Alain is a cavalier and not a geokineticist.Mr. Pilkington, Philosoraptor (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2015-07-24T13:20:41ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Overheard at the Paizo officeMr. Pilkington, Philosoraptor (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2mjiz&page=136?Overheard-at-the-Paizo-office#67862015-03-12T02:58:10Z2015-03-12T01:46:56Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Tels wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Mark Moreland wrote:</div><blockquote> We have not had interns for almost a year. After what happened to the last few, we deemed it an inefficient investment. Now the warehouse raptors are too full for interns; they'd have nowhere to put them! </blockquote>So then, I guess, by virtue of 'not having interns' then the answer is 'yes, the interns have been behaving'. :P </blockquote><p>Ah, the ol' "The (raptor) feedings will continue until (the interns') morale improves" ploy.Tels wrote:Mark Moreland wrote: We have not had interns for almost a year. After what happened to the last few, we deemed it an inefficient investment. Now the warehouse raptors are too full for interns; they'd have nowhere to put them!
So then, I guess, by virtue of 'not having interns' then the answer is 'yes, the interns have been behaving'. :P Ah, the ol' "The (raptor) feedings will continue until (the interns') morale improves" ploy.Mr. Pilkington, Philosoraptor (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2015-03-12T01:46:56ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Are we living in the End Times?Mr. Pilkington, Philosoraptor (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rt4p&page=3?Are-we-living-in-the-End-Times#1492014-12-29T00:05:48Z2014-12-29T00:05:48Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Hama wrote:</div><blockquote> After all they postulated the definition of grimdark </blockquote><p>Grimdark was my favorite of the cartoon Dinobots.Hama wrote:After all they postulated the definition of grimdark
Grimdark was my favorite of the cartoon Dinobots.Mr. Pilkington, Philosoraptor (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2014-12-29T00:05:48ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Overheard at the Paizo officeMr. Pilkington, Philosoraptor (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2mjiz&page=125?Overheard-at-the-Paizo-office#62492014-11-03T21:19:49Z2014-11-03T21:19:49Z<p>When you're a dinosaur, you have to keep both eyes on <a href="http://paizo.com/threads/rzs2mjiz&page=125?Overheard-at-the-Paizo-office#6243" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">pirates</a> at all times.</p>When you're a dinosaur, you have to keep both eyes on pirates at all times.Mr. Pilkington, Philosoraptor (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2014-11-03T21:19:49ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Blame *Cosmo* for ALL your problems hereMr. Pilkington, Philosoraptor (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ppag&page=49?Blame-Cosmo-for-ALL-your-problems-here#24422014-08-19T05:22:12Z2014-08-16T17:38:41Z<p>I blame Cosmo that no one has blamed Cosmo since yesterday.</p>I blame Cosmo that no one has blamed Cosmo since yesterday.Mr. Pilkington, Philosoraptor (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2014-08-16T17:38:41ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Outrageous about Velociraptor and DeinonychusMr. Pilkington, Philosoraptor (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rbru?Outrageous-about-Velociraptor-and-Deinonychus#32014-08-02T01:11:16Z2014-07-31T16:30:08Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Souhiro wrote:</div><blockquote>I demand that the members of the staff, personally, recover every copy of the bestiary, apologize, and deliver every subscriber a new one with this errata corrected, showing that Raptors has a flight speed. It would be nice if they also add to the package a sweet picture of a Velociraptor and a Deinonychus in a playground, using their videoconsoles (In XXII Century, everybody knows that young velociraptors had nintendos back in the early cretaceous) </blockquote><p>{<i>finishes tapping on keyboard</i>} I've scheduled a rush delivery that should arrive for you this afternoon. We apologize for not having access to time-traveling technology in order to foresee such discoveries in real world palaeontology. Thank you for your patience, and please wait where you are, as our Director—Mr. Treerazer himself—will be personally stopping by to take you to lunch.Souhiro wrote:I demand that the members of the staff, personally, recover every copy of the bestiary, apologize, and deliver every subscriber a new one with this errata corrected, showing that Raptors has a flight speed. It would be nice if they also add to the package a sweet picture of a Velociraptor and a Deinonychus in a playground, using their videoconsoles (In XXII Century, everybody knows that young velociraptors had nintendos back in the early cretaceous)
{finishes tapping on...Mr. Pilkington, Philosoraptor (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2014-07-31T16:30:08ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Blame *Cosmo* for ALL your problems hereMr. Pilkington, Philosoraptor (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ppag&page=47?Blame-Cosmo-for-ALL-your-problems-here#23502014-07-18T23:44:22Z2014-07-18T23:05:03Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Alexander Augunas wrote:</div><blockquote> Only two posts? I guess taking all the world's blame in exchange for getting kitsune as a PFS race was TOTALLY worth it. </blockquote><p>Well, maybe you can intern for the Krampus and fill in when he takes a vacation?Alexander Augunas wrote:Only two posts? I guess taking all the world's blame in exchange for getting kitsune as a PFS race was TOTALLY worth it.
Well, maybe you can intern for the Krampus and fill in when he takes a vacation?Mr. Pilkington, Philosoraptor (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2014-07-18T23:05:03ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Overheard at the Paizo officeMr. Pilkington, Philosoraptor (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2mjiz&page=112?Overheard-at-the-Paizo-office#55712014-06-12T06:53:51Z2014-05-30T22:00:08Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Rysky wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Liz Courts wrote:</div><blockquote> <b>Katina</b> <span class=messageboard-ooc>whispers</span>: <span class=tiny>You're the chosen one...</span> </blockquote>The level of amusement stemming from this greatly depends on who she's whispering this to... </blockquote><p>The next doughnut to be eaten? The next cave raptor to be awoken from the clone tanks? <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smile_Time" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Puppet Wes Schneider</a>?Rysky wrote:Liz Courts wrote: Katina whispers: You're the chosen one...
The level of amusement stemming from this greatly depends on who she's whispering this to... The next doughnut to be eaten? The next cave raptor to be awoken from the clone tanks? Puppet Wes Schneider?Mr. Pilkington, Philosoraptor (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2014-05-30T22:00:08ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLMr. Pilkington, Philosoraptor (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=2099?Deep-6-FaWtL#1049392014-04-17T18:57:31Z2014-04-17T17:48:18Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Freehold DM wrote:</div><blockquote> Found both the key for the door AND a workaround to a problem I was having with the blue tooth keyboard in Microsoft Office Mobile. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! </blockquote><p>{<i>watches Freehold figure out the door lock</i>} Clever girl.Freehold DM wrote:Found both the key for the door AND a workaround to a problem I was having with the blue tooth keyboard in Microsoft Office Mobile. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
{watches Freehold figure out the door lock} Clever girl.Mr. Pilkington, Philosoraptor (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2014-04-17T17:48:18ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Overheard at the Paizo officeMr. Pilkington, Philosoraptor (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2mjiz&page=107?Overheard-at-the-Paizo-office#53382014-04-18T12:30:16Z2014-04-15T20:34:14Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Mr. Pilkington, Philosoraptor wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Lamontius wrote:</div><blockquote><p> so who is going to tell robot chris that a thesaurus is not actually a dinosaur</p>
<p><i>not it</i></blockquote>Actually, the thesaurus was a dinoaur, <i>Achillobator logorrhea</i>. It would silently stalk its prey, chase and herd it into a cul-de-sac, and then use it's scores of <b>viscous</b> teeth to... talk the prey to death! {<i>shudders at the savagery</i>} </blockquote><p><span class=tiny><span class=messageboard-ooc>OK, I can accept the typo/misspelling of "dinoaur", but <b>viscous</b> instead of vicious?! Geez... I wonder what is in this cup of tea? I <i>thought</i> that barista looked suspiciously like a pugwampi... COSMO! {<i>shakes claw</i>}</span></span>Mr. Pilkington, Philosoraptor wrote:Lamontius wrote:so who is going to tell robot chris that a thesaurus is not actually a dinosaur
not it
Actually, the thesaurus was a dinoaur, Achillobator logorrhea. It would silently stalk its prey, chase and herd it into a cul-de-sac, and then use it's scores of viscous teeth to... talk the prey to death! {shudders at the savagery} OK, I can accept the typo/misspelling of "dinoaur", but viscous instead of vicious?! Geez... I wonder what is in this cup...Mr. Pilkington, Philosoraptor (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2014-04-15T20:34:14ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Overheard at the Paizo officeMr. Pilkington, Philosoraptor (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2mjiz&page=107?Overheard-at-the-Paizo-office#53372014-04-18T12:30:17Z2014-04-15T18:48:30Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Lamontius wrote:</div><blockquote><p> so who is going to tell robot chris that a thesaurus is not actually a dinosaur</p>
<p><i>not it</i></blockquote><p>Actually, the thesaurus <b>was</b> a dinoaur, <i>Achillobator logorrhea</i>. It would silently stalk its prey, chase and herd it into a cul-de-sac, and then use it's scores of viscous teeth to... talk the prey to death! {<i>shudders at the savagery</i>}Lamontius wrote:so who is going to tell robot chris that a thesaurus is not actually a dinosaur
not it
Actually, the thesaurus was a dinoaur, Achillobator logorrhea. It would silently stalk its prey, chase and herd it into a cul-de-sac, and then use it's scores of viscous teeth to... talk the prey to death! {shudders at the savagery}Mr. Pilkington, Philosoraptor (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2014-04-15T18:48:30ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Blame *Cosmo* for ALL your problems hereMr. Pilkington, Philosoraptor (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ppag&page=35?Blame-Cosmo-for-ALL-your-problems-here#17382014-02-22T01:25:53Z2014-02-21T22:29:53Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Cosmo wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Chris Lambertz wrote:</div><blockquote> I blame Cosmo because I don't have a t-rex with a spoiler. </blockquote>This is the first post for which I am truly sorry. You <i>deserve</i> that T-rex with a spoiler. </blockquote><p>Nah, spoilers are gateway customizations... pretty soon, you'll be tempted to give your T-Rex neon undercarriage lights and adjustable hydraulic suspension.
<p>I blame Xzibit for putting more Cosmos inside Cosmo so I can be afraid of clowns while I'm being afraid of clowns.</p>Cosmo wrote:Chris Lambertz wrote: I blame Cosmo because I don't have a t-rex with a spoiler.
This is the first post for which I am truly sorry. You deserve that T-rex with a spoiler. Nah, spoilers are gateway customizations... pretty soon, you'll be tempted to give your T-Rex neon undercarriage lights and adjustable hydraulic suspension. I blame Xzibit for putting more Cosmos inside Cosmo so I can be afraid of clowns while I'm being afraid of clowns.Mr. Pilkington, Philosoraptor (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2014-02-21T22:29:53ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Ask *James Jacobs* ALL your Questions Here!Mr. Pilkington, Philosoraptor (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l7ns&page=795?Ask-James-Jacobs-ALL-your-Questions-Here#397072013-12-17T13:51:48Z2013-12-17T13:51:48Z<p>Are you the type of individual that would put a <a href="http://www.amazon.com/FIGURE-FAMILY-Delicious-Nobody-Sticker/dp/B00EI6CKVE/ref=pd_bxgy_auto_img_z/180-7775983-5717236" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">sticker in the rear window of his car</a>?</p>Are you the type of individual that would put a sticker in the rear window of his car?Mr. Pilkington, Philosoraptor (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2013-12-17T13:51:48ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Intern's LogMr. Pilkington, Philosoraptor (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q21n?Interns-Log#362013-08-22T21:58:43Z2013-08-22T21:58:43Z<p>Interns can fly as checked baggage, right? <span class=tiny>:)</span></p>Interns can fly as checked baggage, right? :)Mr. Pilkington, Philosoraptor (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2013-08-22T21:58:43ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Overheard at the Paizo officeMr. Pilkington, Philosoraptor (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2mjiz&page=73?Overheard-at-the-Paizo-office#36322013-08-03T03:25:11Z2013-08-02T19:28:55Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Jessica Price wrote:</div><blockquote> Paizo cave raptors are not bound by your silly human notions of size. </blockquote><p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nerv5YEiJok" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Or locked doors.</a> {<i>puffs on pipe</i>}Jessica Price wrote:Paizo cave raptors are not bound by your silly human notions of size.
Or locked doors. {puffs on pipe}Mr. Pilkington, Philosoraptor (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2013-08-02T19:28:55ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Official JMD031 Rant ThreadMr. Pilkington, Philosoraptor (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2o11n&page=8?The-Official-JMD031-Rant-Thread#3652012-08-22T01:42:14Z2012-08-22T01:42:14Z<p>And a rogues gallery, like Always Sunny Woman or Bright Side or The Optimist.</p>And a rogues gallery, like Always Sunny Woman or Bright Side or The Optimist.Mr. Pilkington, Philosoraptor (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2012-08-22T01:42:14ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Give the person above you a nickname.Mr. Pilkington, Philosoraptor (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n80q&page=14?Give-the-person-above-you-a-nickname#7002012-07-18T01:00:38Z2012-07-18T01:00:38Z<p>Frosty Britches</p>Frosty BritchesMr. Pilkington, Philosoraptor (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2012-07-18T01:00:38ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: God particle found?Mr. Pilkington, Philosoraptor (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2oe6t&page=2?God-particle-found#602012-07-08T14:33:52Z2012-07-08T14:33:52Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Philosoraptor wrote:</div><blockquote><p> If hundreds of physicists saw the Higgs-Boson,
</p>
does that make it a mass sighting?</p>
<p></blockquote><p>Good show, old bean! <span class=tiny>And my, aren't you devilishly handsome?</span>Philosoraptor wrote:If hundreds of physicists saw the Higgs-Boson,
does that make it a mass sighting?
Good show, old bean! And my, aren't you devilishly handsome?Mr. Pilkington, Philosoraptor (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2012-07-08T14:33:52ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Thread CelestialMr. Pilkington, Philosoraptor (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jr74&page=40?The-Thread-Celestial#19532012-06-26T02:06:34Z2012-06-26T02:06:34Z<p>{<i>pops in, leaves book on table by the door</i>} Oh hello, if anyone sees Dr. Lector, please let him know I returned his book. I found the <i>Advanced Racial Cookbook</i> just full of wonderful ideas.</p>
<p>I have to get back home. I have a nice braised <i>gnome au vin</i> that should be ready in about a half hour.</p>{pops in, leaves book on table by the door} Oh hello, if anyone sees Dr. Lector, please let him know I returned his book. I found the Advanced Racial Cookbook just full of wonderful ideas.
I have to get back home. I have a nice braised gnome au vin that should be ready in about a half hour.Mr. Pilkington, Philosoraptor (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2012-06-26T02:06:34ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: Pathfinder Roleplaying Game: Advanced Race Guide (OGL)Mr. Pilkington, Philosoraptor (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/products/btpy8rv2/discuss&page=24?Pathfinder-Roleplaying-Game-Advanced-Race-Guide#11782012-06-21T23:08:10Z2012-06-21T23:08:10Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Alexander Augunas wrote:</div><blockquote>After all, this is what the Race <b>Cooking</b> section is for. Beef up your kobolds! </blockquote><p>So <i>that's</i> what I was doing wrong... {<i>secures lid on slow-cooking kobolds, heads to store for oxtail and beef stock</i>}Alexander Augunas wrote:After all, this is what the Race Cooking section is for. Beef up your kobolds!
So that's what I was doing wrong... {secures lid on slow-cooking kobolds, heads to store for oxtail and beef stock}Mr. Pilkington, Philosoraptor (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2012-06-21T23:08:10ZRe: Forums/Paizo: General Discussion: Paizo Blog: Meet the Intern: SavannahMr. Pilkington, Philosoraptor (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo5ldj9&page=2?Meet-the-Intern-Savannah#892012-06-19T00:42:02Z2012-06-19T00:42:02Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Liz Courts wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Savannah Broadway wrote:</div><blockquote>...Also, I don't think they'll unleash the raptors until after PaizoCon. Maybe. I hope... </blockquote><p>Fortunately for you I don't think they know how to use doors yet.
<p>...I don't think so at any rate... Who knows what eldritch forces are at work beyond the Great Door? </blockquote><p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DC1YYNQAsr4" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">No no, doors completely stump us.</a> You're totally safe. Relax. No danger at all. {<i>continues reading Paizo's Advanced Racial Cookbook</i>}Liz Courts wrote:Savannah Broadway wrote:...Also, I don't think they'll unleash the raptors until after PaizoCon. Maybe. I hope...
Fortunately for you I don't think they know how to use doors yet. ...I don't think so at any rate... Who knows what eldritch forces are at work beyond the Great Door? No no, doors completely stump us. You're totally safe. Relax. No danger at all. {continues reading Paizo's Advanced Racial Cookbook}Mr. Pilkington, Philosoraptor (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2012-06-19T00:42:02ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: FAWTL refugee threadMr. Pilkington, Philosoraptor (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k1w8&page=31?FAWTL-refugee-thread#15202012-06-10T22:22:36Z2012-06-10T01:44:10Z<p>You could resolve all of those problems, Doodlebug, if you drove an 18-wheeler with a giant Green Goblin head on the front. And played AC/DC really loud.</p>You could resolve all of those problems, Doodlebug, if you drove an 18-wheeler with a giant Green Goblin head on the front. And played AC/DC really loud.Mr. Pilkington, Philosoraptor (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2012-06-10T01:44:10ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Reverend Otis Moss on President Obama’s recent public endorsement of Gay Marriage.Mr. Pilkington, Philosoraptor (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2o8y3&page=6?Reverend-Otis-Moss-on-President-Obama-s#2682012-06-09T23:17:14Z2012-06-09T23:17:14Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Jean-Paul Sartre, Intrnet Troll wrote:</div><blockquote> Yes, I hope nothing has happened to him.</blockquote><p>His work here complete, he ascended unto a higher plane, much like IssacX.Jean-Paul Sartre, Intrnet Troll wrote:Yes, I hope nothing has happened to him.
His work here complete, he ascended unto a higher plane, much like IssacX.Mr. Pilkington, Philosoraptor (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2012-06-09T23:17:14Z