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Message board troll wrote:
*SNIFF* Fine I don't wanna play with any of you anyway! *runs off crying*

Look what you guys did. You know he's sensitive.

I'll gladly run a game for:

Message board Troll
I'm Hiding In Your Closet
GoatToucher
Ventnor
EquinoxMaster
Dungeonmaster Cal
TriphopandSkip
And the rest of the forgotten.

Our group will totally get your groups. Eighties-movie montage style. ;)


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Pulg's new audio book is five glorious hours of him gargling.


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Watched the pilot today. Enjoyed it and laughed out loud several times. Would definitely watch more episodes.


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Do you vote for kings?


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IHIYC is banned for having a rather dangerous pointy jaw. He can cut glass with that thing.


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..my missing tea kettle.


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Lobotomy? I barely knew her. Wait, is that a joke?


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Oh yes there is. This is me both posting and winning. I can multi-task with the best of them...


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You Are Trying to Stab Someone, Would You Like Help With That?


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You Left No One Alive, Charlie Brown.


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Sinkers 2: Straight to the Bottom.


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The good Dr. G is banned for trying to mine for alcohol. I don't think that's how it works...


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IHIYC accidently had his funny bone disintegrated. This is why he turned to evil clown closet hiding.


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Many years ago the real IHIYC's was whisked away to a distant star system to help the rebel forces throw off the shackles of tyranny. Weapon of choice? Pies. IHIYC was a perfect fit.

The current IHIYC is a robot ala The Last Starfighter.


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Nuns with Shotguns V: It's a Habit Now.


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IHIYC has decided that the name "I'm Hiding In Your Tollbooth" just doesn't have the same ring to it.


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Limey Goes to Remedial Killing Class.


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I.had issues too the same as the OP. I solved it by making dungeons shorter, removing most of the traps, and ramping up the attacks by the monsters. My baseline encounter is always APL +3. Pcs in pathfinder are pretty powerful as it is.

I also don't make my players identify magic items anymore unless it's plot relevant.


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Watched it. Enjoyed it. Doesn't deserve the negative reviews it's been getting.

All the acting was fine in my opinion, cgi was great. My only complaint was the end felt a bit rushed. I give it 7/10.


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Well I tried to make it Sunday, but I got so damn depressed
That I set my sights on Monday and I got myself undressed
I ain't ready for the altar but I do agree there's times
When a woman sure can be a friend of mine

Well, I keep on thinkin' 'bout you, Sister Golden Hair surprise
And I just can't live without you; can't you see it in my eyes?
I been one poor correspondent, and I been too, too hard to find
But it doesn't mean you ain't been on my mind

Will you meet me in the middle, will you meet me in the air?
Will you love me just a little, just enough to show you care?
Well I tried to fake it, I don't mind sayin', I just can't make it

Well, I keep on thinkin' 'bout you, Sister Golden Hair surprise
And I just can't live without you; can't you see it in my eyes?
Now I been one poor correspondent, and I been too, too hard to find
But it doesn't mean you ain't been on my mind

Will you meet me in the middle, will you meet me in the air?
Will you love me just a little, just enough to show you care?
Well I tried to fake it, I don't mind sayin', I just can't make it

Doo wop doo wop ...


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the cupcakes tasted like yachts.


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Even so, seems a bit disingenuous to claim you were attacking someone when clearly you were not. I mean really, how does anyone logically go from song lyrics to "you were attacking me"

I know it's the Internet and all, but still it irritates me to no end.


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What rolls down stairs
alone or in pairs,
and over your neighbor's dog?
What's great for a snack,
And fits on your back?
It's log, log, log

It's log, it's log,
It's big, it's heavy, it's wood.
It's log, it's log, it's better than bad, it's good."

Everyone wants a log
You're gonna love it, log
Come on and get your log
Everyone needs a log
log log log

*whistle*
LOG FROM BLAMMO


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No one knows what GM_Beernorg does. He's notoriously reclusive, like the spider. Except green not brown. And not an actual spider.


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I do like me some cheese, nah.


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Tormsskull wrote:
The best railroads are invisible.

Indeed, the illusion of choice goes a long ways.


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Return of the Return of the Returned.


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Wouldn't it be a cluckubus?


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Message board troll wrote:
Molten Dragon wrote:
Posting for the win. Ain't nothing you can do about it, either.
EXCEPT THIS!!!!

Doh! Hoisted by my own petard.


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When he was young, Ventnor was kicked in the head by a radioactive mule.

He thought it gave him superpowers, but it didn't. Hilarity ensued.


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Tuli kokko, iliman lintu,
Havukka, tuolt' tuulten päältä,
Litti lintu, syöksy sääksi,
Sinitaivon selänteiltä.

Siivet sil' ol' suuremmoiset,
Hövhenkarvat hurjanlaiset,
Nokkanuoli kovin kopra,
Silmäpari salamoiva.

Kuni kokonkaunis kaatos,
Kuni havukan luova lento,
Niin on mieli miunki ylväs,
Niin on aatos miunki vappaa.

Toinen siipi maata viisti,
Toinen taivon kantta raapi,
Nokka koukki kuusiloit,
Silmät näki tähtein' päähän.

Kuli halki kolmen kosken,
Kolmen kosken, neljän virran,
Kaunoisehen metsänmaahan,
Suloisehen Suomenmaahan.

Kuni kokon kaunis kaarros,
Kuni havukan luova lento,
Niin on mieli miunki ylväs,
Niin on aatos miunki vappaa.


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I think we scared the OP away. Anyway, welcome to the nuthouse. Watch out for scary clowns....


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Some good advice in the above posts. Personally, I would just leave the group.

Reminds me of the old group I played with back in the day. I left and to my surprise so did a few of the others.

Turns out they weren't really having any fun either.


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Molten Dragon: Accountant to the Elder Gods.


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If the succubi are grappling, who or what is holding up the round signs?


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YogSothoth vs Giant Poison Dart Frog


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Now with the great taste of fish.


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I've known a Paladin or two to fall when I push them over a cliff.


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I recently ran a decent Wild West type game using pathfinder rules. I set it in the Mana Waste, gave it lots of wild west overtones. Firearms and cannon were prevalent. It was fun while it lasted.


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I miss dungeon crawls. There I said it. I primarily GM and love running dungeon crawls when the plot calls for it. Even as a player I like them.

My players hate them with a passion. They would rather have an open sandbox. That's fine, I like those too, but what if we sprinkle in a few dungeons to explore? No way say my players, we will ragequit or be hostile no-fun doo doo heads about it.

It cannot be my presentation of dungeon crawls because the times when one of the others GM (God forbid they have to GM) there is not a dungeon to be found.

Oh and while we are at it, why can't one of you others GM for a while? I have been GMing for going on six years straight. When one of you GM something it last 3 or 4 sessions. How is it I can run a campaign for over a year and you guys can't last a month?

*shouts at the heavens, shakes fist*

Whew. Thanks.


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Unbeknownst to most, IHIYC is not actually his name but his genus classification.


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GMB is banned for bringing up the 80's.


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Egg Salad Hand Grenades.


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Yo, MTV Stabs.


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Is it wrong if I go through and favorite all my own posts?


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lucky7 wrote:


I've been dying to create a character named "Jingling Jim," because I just like that name.

Excellent, I love Jingling Jim! I'm so using that for a super villain name in my current Mutants and masterminds game I'm GMing.

Back in the day, especially for Elf characters I would make up lengthy multisyllibal names.

That grew tedious and now I'm a fan of one and two syllable names. Sometimes even going by a nick name rather than an actual name. I liberally steal names from books like the black company novels and the Malazan empire books.

Since I mainly GM now and none of my players have read the above books, it's all good. For example, my npcs have names like Quick, Cutter, Skeeze, "The Bull", etc.. I find my players remember those names ;)


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Well, saw the movie finally. I enjoyed it. I thought all the main actors did a good job even Lex who I thought might be annoying. At no time was I bored or wishing I wasn't watching it.

That said I think I can see where some of the disconnect is. At the start you have a movie that is exploring real consequences of superheroes in the world. A legitimate topic which I think was handled about as well as one can expect. But then about the last third of the movie switches to a more comic book story. Heroes fighting villains and trying to save the day.

Also, I'm just glad we have super hero movies like we do now days. Who else here remembers all the super hero movies from the 80s, barring Keatons batman? I didn't think so....


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GMB is banned for not getting Cluny his beer and making fun of Trip's deformities. (I know it's easy to do...)


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:roller disco's through and scoops up the win:


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SmiloDan wrote:

I just hope it doesn't take itself too seriously. A lot of the fun of D&D are the bad puns and referring to other games and genre stories.

I also hope it emphasizes teamwork, with everyone having a unique role in the party and contributing in their own way. Interesting combos would be fun, too.

I agree. I think a couple of things need to happen if they want this movie to be remotely successful.

The main character needs to be relatable by people who know nothing or care nothing about dnd proper.

Look at guardians of the galaxy. Star lord is immediately presented in a relatable way, shown to be human with his own relatable quirks and flaws. Even if you are not a fan of comics or sci-fi, you understood the star lord character.

The other characters in GotG fell in to place. (Well with the exception of the green skin girl who I found forgettable.)

Or you can make a movie where the characters are more cartooney in nature. Here I'm thinking of the dwarf character in the first dnd movie. Might work for a three stooges movie, but plainly misfired in the dnd movie.

Now, with all that said, how you do that in a dnd movie is a challenge. An even moderately well written script with relatable characters I think will be key

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